Pwaystayshun

>Playing some Dark Souls on the ol' PS3.
>About the go up against Seath the Scaleless.
>Gotta get that Moonlight Greatsword!
>Fluffy pony waddles into the living room.
>"Wha daddeh pwayin?"
"Playstation 3..."
>"Pway...stay...shun? Wha dat?"
"I play games on it."
>"Fwuffy wan pway pwaystayshun! Pwease daddeh?"
"No. And leave me alone, I have to concentrate here."
>Fluffy has that rejected look, but soon perks back up.
>"Okay... Oooo! Fwuffy pway bwocks!"
"Yeah okay, whatever..."
>Can't get the tail, end up getting cursed...
"God... God damnit! GOD DAMNIT!! FFFFUUUUUUU"
>Fluffy yelps and jumps up in surprise.
>Topples over all its blocks.
>You throw the controller on the floor and yell at the TV.
"FUCK YOU! YOU CHEATER! THAT'S HOW YOU WIN! YOU CHEAT! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
>Fluffy runs to the corner and hides.
>When you've cooled down you sit down on the couch and relish in your misery.
>Fluffy sees that you're distraught, wants to help you.
>"Meanie teebee huwt daddeh? Pwaystayshun bad fwend? Fwuffy gif huggies, make daddeh feew bettah!"
"No... hugs won't fix it..."
>You return to normal day schedule.
>Feed fluffy and put it to bed.
>Wake up next morning and go to work.
>Come back in the evening and open your door.
>The PS3 is knocked off the table and lays on the floor in pieces.
>Fluffy is standing next to it with a proud smile on its face.
>"Hi daddy! Fwuffy miss you!"
>Rage boils inside of you.
"What... the fuck... happened?"
>"Pwaystayshun make daddeh sad. Fwuffy gif biggest owwies fo' daddeh!"
"Why???...."
>"Pwaystayshun nu pway nice. Is meanie fwend."
>You drop to your knees, that was an original edition PS3, $600 investment.
>"Why daddeh cwyin'? Nuuu! Nu be sad daddeh! Fwuffy pway wif daddeh, gif huggies!"
>As fluffy approaches to hug you, you swipe its hooves away.
"Parry!"
>Pull out pocket knife.
"Riposte!"
>You thrust the knife into the fluffies abdomen.
>Your fluffy collapses to the ground in agony, slowly dying.
>Fluffy looks up at you, tears in its eyes, blood seeping from its mouth, organs exiting its body, as you stand there with a quandary.
>"Why huwt fwuffy? Wan wuv... onwy wan pwotect daddeh..."
>Lean down to fluffy.
"You're the worst at PvP of anyone I've ever seen."