CSGO Autoexec.cfg

// COPY EVERYTHING AND PUT IN AUTOEXEC.CFG
// REMEMBER TO PUT FORWARD SLASHES IN FRONT OF A BIND ROW TO DISABLE THE SCRIPT

// ***** Launch Options ****
// -novid -nogammaramp -threads 8 -nojoy +cl_forcepreload 1 -lv -nod3d9ex -language bananagaming -tickrate 128 +exec autoexec.cfg

// ******** Binds **********
// bind "c" "use weapon_flashbang"
// bind "q" "incrementvar gameinstructor_enable 0 1 1"
// bind "v" "use weapon_molotov; use weapon_incgrenade;"
// bind "x" "use weapon_hegrenade"
// bind "z" "use weapon_smokegrenade"
// bind "KP_INS" " sv_cheats 1; sv_pausable 1; pause; demo_togglepause"
// bind "KP_SLASH" "radio3"
// bind "KP_MULTIPLY" "radio2"
// bind "KP_MINUS" "radio1"cl_showloadout "1"
// bind "KP_PLUS" "cheer; compliment"
// bind "KP_ENTER" "getout; sectorclear"
// bind "`" "toggleconsole"
// bind "BACKSPACE" "slam_play"

// ******* Crosshair *******
// cl_color "25 25 25"
// cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"
// cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
// cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
// cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
// cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "5"
// cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "0.5"
// cl_crosshair_sniper_show_normal_inaccuracy "0"
// cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"
// cl_crosshairalpha "255"
// cl_crosshaircolor "7"
// cl_crosshaircolor_b "64"
// cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"
// cl_crosshaircolor_r "64"
// cl_crosshairdot "0"
// cl_crosshairgap "-10"
// cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
// cl_crosshairscale "0"
// cl_crosshairsize "3.17"
// cl_crosshairstyle "5"
// cl_crosshairthickness "0.250000"
// cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
// cl_fixedcrosshairgap "0"
// cl_crosshairstyle "5"
// cl_crosshairthickness "0.250000"
// cl_crosshairusealpha "1"

// ********** Hud **********
// cl_hud_background_alpha "0.500000"
// cl_hud_bomb_under_radar "1"
// cl_hud_color "4"
// cl_hud_healthammo_style "0"
// cl_hud_playercount_pos "0"
// cl_hud_playercount_showcount "0"
// cl_hud_radar_scale "1.005000"
// hud_scaling "0.851000"
// hud_showtargetid "1"
// hud_takesshots "0"

// ******** Radar **********
// cl_radar_always_centered "0"
// cl_radar_icon_scale_min "0.6"
// cl_radar_rotate "1"
// cl_radar_scale "0.42"
// cl_radar_square_with_scoreboard "1"

// ******* Viewmodel *******
// viewmodel_fov "68"
// viewmodel_offset_x "2.500000"
// viewmodel_offset_y "2.000000"
// viewmodel_offset_z "2"
// viewmodel_presetpos "0"

// *********** Radar **********
//Increase Decrease Radar Size
//alias "+radar" "+use; cl_radar_always_centered 1; cl_radar_scale 0.60"
//alias "-radar" "-use; cl_radar_always_centered 0; cl_radar_scale 0.30"
//bind "f" "+radar;+lookatweapon"

// ****** Netgraph ********
//Show netgraph when checking scoreboard
net_graph "1"
net_graphheight "9999"
alias "+scorenet" "+showscores; net_graphheight 0"
alias "-scorenet" "-showscores; net_graphheight 9999"
bind "TAB" "+scorenet"

// ******* Damage *******
//Display Damage with Switch Script
alias displaydamage "displaydamage_on"
con_filter_text status
alias displaydamage_on "con_filter_text Damage Given To; con_filter_text_out Player:; con_filter_enable 2; developer 1; playvol buttons\blip1 2; alias displaydamage "displaydamage_off""
alias displaydamage_off "con_filter_enable 0; developer 0; playvol buttons\blip2 0.5; alias displaydamage "displaydamage_on""
bind "f5" "displaydamage"
// BIND WHAVETER KEY YOU WANT OR JUST PUT // IN FRONT TO DISABLE THE SCRIPT

// ***** Smoke Lines******
//Show Help Lines
alias "-crosshairsmoke" "cl_crosshairsize 3.17;cl_crosshairdot 0;cl_crosshairgap -10; cl_crosshairstyle 5;"
alias "+crosshairsmoke" "cl_crosshairsize 1337;cl_crosshairdot 1;cl_crosshairgap -7; cl_crosshairstyle 4;"
// Change the first line so that crosshairsize, dot and gap are the same as your own crosshair settings.
// Don’t change the second line.

// Setting Crosshairsmoke to a toggle
alias togglecrosshairsmoke "enablecrosshairsmoke";
alias enablecrosshairsmoke "alias togglecrosshairsmoke disablecrosshairsmoke; +crosshairsmoke"
alias disablecrosshairsmoke "alias togglecrosshairsmoke enablecrosshairsmoke; -crosshairsmoke"
bind rctrl togglecrosshairsmoke;
// BIND WHAVETER KEY YOU WANT OR JUST PUT // IN FRONT TO DISABLE THE SCRIPT

// ****** Jump Throws *******
//Jump Throws Nigga
alias "+nosilver" "+jump;-attack;-attack2"
alias "-nosilver" "-jump"
bind t "+nosilver"

// ******** Yeet **********
// Sensitivity Yeet
alias "+Yeet" "sensitivity 420"
alias "-yeet" "sensitivity 2.5"
bind alt "+yeet"

// ******* Bhop ********
// Switch mousewheel to jump or switch inventory
alias bhopswitch "enablebhop";
alias enablebhop "alias bhopswitch disablebhop; bind mwheelup +jump; bind mwheeldown +jump; playvol buttons\blip1 2"
alias disablebhop "alias bhopswitch enablebhop; bind mwheelup invprev; bind mwheeldown invnext; playvol buttons\blip2 0.5"
bind mouse3 bhopswitch;

//******* Spray Menu *******
alias togglespraymenu "enablespraymenu";
alias enablespraymenu "alias togglespraymenu disablespraymenu; +spray_menu"
alias disablespraymenu "alias togglespraymenu enablespraymenu; -spray_menu"
bind rctrl togglespraymenu;

// ****** Team See ***********
alias toggleequip "enableequip";
alias enableequip "alias toggleequip disableequip; cl_teamid_overhead_always 1"
alias disableequip "alias toggleequip enableequip; +cl_show_team_equipment"
bind end toggleequip

// ********* FF **********
// Makes Game faster to cut waiting times
alias "+ff" "host_timescale 2"
alias "-ff" "host_timescale 1.0"
bind rightarrow "+ff"

// ********* SlowMo *********
// Makes Game SloMo for cool Matrix effect lmao
alias "+slomo" "host_timescale 0.6"
alias "-slomo" "host_timescale 1.0"
bind leftarrow "+slomo"

// ******* Nightcore ********
// Main menu Nightcore music
alias "nightcore" "sv_cheats 1; host_timescale 1.5"

// ******** Bomb Drop *********
// INSTANT C4 DROP
// bind "✪" "use weapon_knife;use weapon_c4;drop"

// ******* Hold look *********
// Makes looking at wep longer
alias "lookhold" "+lookatweapon"
// alias +weplook "bind f lookhold";
// alias -weplook "bind f +lookatweapon";
// bind shift "+weplook";
bind f lookhold

// ********* AFK **********
alias "+afk" "+forward; +right"
alias "-afk" "-forward; -right
// bind ralt "+afk"

// ******** Shitpost ********
alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"
alias "trashtalk1" "say Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate.; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
alias "trashtalk3" "say I would say your aim is cancer but cancer kills; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
alias "trashtalk4" "say I want my team to be at my funeral to let me down one last time.; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
alias "trashtalk5" "say How long does it take your mother to shit? 9 Months; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
alias "trashtalk7" "say Y'all should join IBP's team with that kind of throw.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
alias "trashtalk8" "say Ethiopia could eat for a week the way you're feeding; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
alias "trashtalk10" "say Life with Parkinsons must be really difficult; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
alias "trashtalk13" "say Your kill list is shorter than a list of french war heroes; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
alias "trashtalk14" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
alias "trashtalk17" "say Your K/D would vastly improve if you killed yourself; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
alias "trashtalk19" "say Nice $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
alias "trashtalk24" "say You make Casey Anthony look bad at choking; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
alias "trashtalk25" "say The only thing you carry is an extra chromosome.; alias trashtalker trashtalk26"
alias "trashtalk26" "say I don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile; alias trashtalker trashtalk27"
alias "trashtalk27" "say If I wanted to suicide, i'd jump from your ego to your elo; alias trashtalker trashtalk28"
alias "trashtalk28" "say My shoes have more support than you've given me.; alias trashtalker trashtalk29"
alias "trashtalk29" "say Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun; alias trashtalker trashtalk30"
alias "trashtalk30" "say is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?; alias trashtalker trashtalk31"
alias "trashtalk31" "say gg; alias trashtalker trashtalk32"
alias "trashtalk32" "say You must be pretty strong if you were able to climb out of the abortion bin; alias trashtalker trashtalk33"
alias "trashtalk33" "say deranking?; alias trashtalker trashtalk34"
alias "trashtalk34" "say You failed, just like your dad's condom; alias trashtalker trashtalk35"
alias "trashtalk35" "say Your mom should've swallowed you; alias trashtalker trashtalk36"
alias "trashtalk36" "say How much did you tag that wall for?; alias trashtalker trashtalk37"
alias "trashtalk37" "say I hope you have a beautiful daughter that dies of cancer; alias trashtalker trashtalk38"
alias "trashtalk38" "say Buy sound next time; alias trashtalker trashtalk39"
alias "trashtalk39" "say Is your ass jealous from all the shit coming out your mouth; alias trashtalker trashtalk40"
alias "trashtalk40" "say You can't even carry groceries in from the car; alias trashtalker trashtalk41"
alias "trashtalk41" "say I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive; alias trashtalker trashtalk42"
alias "trashtalk42" "say Hows your wife and my kids?; alias trashtalker trashtalk43"
alias "trashtalk43" "say Did you learn your spray downs in a bukkake video?; alias trashtalker trashtalk44"
alias "trashtalk44" "say I'd call you an asshole but they serve a purpose; alias trashtalker trashtalk45"
alias "trashtalk45" "say Why dont you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma; alias trashtalker trashtalk46"
alias "trashtalk46" "say I wish you were retarded, then you'd actually have a valid excuse for  your incompetence; alias trashtalker trashtalk47"
alias "trashtalk47" "say Did your parents have any children that lived?; alias trashtalker trashtalk48"
alias "trashtalk48" "say You're your own punishment in life; alias trashtalker trashtalk49"
alias "trashtalk49" "say ; alias trashtalker trashtalk50"
alias "trashtalk50" "say You're a inspiration for birth control; alias trashtalker trashtalk1"
bind "KP_END" "trashtalker"

// ******* Bel Air ************
alias "freshprince" "bel1"
alias "bel1" "say Now, this is a story all about how; alias bel2"
alias "bel2" "say My life got flipped-turned upside down; alias bel3"
alias "bel3" "say And I'd like to take a minute; alias bel4"
alias "bel4" "say Just sit right there; alias bel5"
alias "bel5" "say I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air; alias bel6"
alias "bel6" "say In west Philadelphia born and raised; alias bel7"
alias "bel7" "say On the playground was where I spent most of my days; alias bel8"
alias "bel8" "say Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool; alias bel9"
alias "bel9" "say And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school?; alias bel10"
alias "bel10" "say When a couple of guys who were up to no good; alias bel11"
alias "bel11" "say Started making trouble in my neighborhood; alias bel12"
alias "bel12" "say I got in one little fight and my mom got scared; alias bel13"
alias "bel13" "say She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'; alias bel14"
alias "bel14" "say I begged and pleaded with her day after day; alias bel15"
alias "bel15" "say But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way; alias bel16"
alias "bel16" "say She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.; alias bel17"
alias "bel17" "say I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.; alias bel18"
alias "bel18" "say First class, yo this is bad; alias bel19"
alias "bel19" "say Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.; alias bel20"
alias "bel20" "say Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?; alias bel21"
alias "bel21" "say Hmmmmm this might be alright.; alias bel22"
alias "bel22" "say But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that; alias bel23"
alias "bel23" "say Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?; alias bel24"
alias "bel24" "say I don't think so; alias bel25"
alias "bel25" "say I'll see when I get there; alias bel26"
alias "bel26" "say I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air; alias bel27"
alias "bel27" "say Well, the plane landed and when I came out; alias bel28"
alias "bel28" "say There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out; alias bel29"
alias "bel29" "say I ain't trying to get arrested yet; alias bel30"
alias "bel30" "say I just got here; alias bel31"
alias "bel31" "say I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared; alias bel32"
alias "bel32" "say I whistled for a cab and when it came near; alias bel33"
alias "bel33" "say The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror; alias bel34"
alias "bel34" "say If anything I could say that this cab was rare; alias bel35"
alias "bel35" "say But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'; alias bel36"
alias "bel36" "say I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8; alias bel37"
alias "bel37" "say And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'; alias bel38"
alias "bel38" "say I looked at my kingdom; alias bel39"
alias "bel39" "say I was finally there; alias bel40"
alias "bel40" "say To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ; alias bel1"
bind "KP_END" "freshprince"

// ******** Memes **********
alias "meme" "meme1"
alias "meme1" "say Think you're doing good? You can do better at EzFrags.co.uk!!; alias meme

// ******* Pro View ********
// 1.6 Viewmodel
// viewmodel_fov "65"
// viewmodel_offset_x "2"
// viewmodel_offset_y "2"
// viewmodel_offset_z "-2"

// ********* Etc **********
rate 128000
cl_updaterate 128
cl_cmdrate 128
cl_showloadout 1
cl_loadout_colorweaponnames 1
cl_join_advertise 2
cl_showloadout "1"
zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse "1.0"
cl_showpos 1
// engine_no_focus_sleep "0"
voice_loopback 1
voice_enable 1
exec slam

// displaydamage
// nightcore

host_writeconfig