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  1. [21:22] <!DnD-sama> The chair spins around slowly, and seated in it is a goblin.
  2. [21:22] <!DnD-sama> The very one you saw at the slave auction.
  3. [21:22] <!DnD-sama> She sits in her overly sized fur coat petting a cat as large as she is.
  4. [21:23] <!DnD-sama> "Yo." She says in a thick Brooklyn accent despite living in a world devoid of Brooklyns.
  5. [21:24] <!DnD-sama> "So yous the human that got picked out for the job, eh?" The Goblin says as she points her finger at Malakai.
  6. [21:24] <!DnD-sama> "Yeah, yous look like yous got some fight in ya."
  7. [21:25] <!DnD-sama> "See here's the deal. I got a bit of a problem, ye see? In my line o woik yous can make a lotta enemies real fast, see?"
  8. [21:25] * Ezekiel nods and continues to listen
  9. [21:26] <!DnD-sama> "Sos, I comes to find out that some babagaluch put a hit out on me, yesee? Sos the foist thing I dos is I try to buy out the assassins, but deez gois in looney."
  10. [21:27] <!DnD-sama> "No matta how much I offah dey say dey has to honor the contract. Sos I'm only left with one altoinative.... I'm gonna hire yous gois to deal with the assassin dey sent aftah me."
  11. [21:28] * Ezekiel smiles and says, "Sounds like fun!"
  12. [21:29] <Sazir> "Not to be one that ruins the fun. But how exacly would you pay us? Riches? Information? Sacrifices for our Lord?"
  13. [21:29] <!DnD-sama> "Turns out da way deez gois do stuff, dey only send one assassin per contract, so if he fails dey drop da hit. Deez gois aint the kinda fellas ya wanna mess wiff, so I'd like ta end it nice and quick like."
  14. [21:30] <!DnD-sama> "Payment huh? I can tink of a few tings an upstanding membah of da coomunity like myself could do fer you fellas."
  15. [21:31] <!DnD-sama> "Foist off, how about a place to stay so you can git yer slaves outta the bin?"
  16. [21:31] <!DnD-sama> "I gotsa a few houses aroundd da place I don't use fer nuffin."
  17. [21:31] <@Ezekiel> "Hmm....a place to hang our hats after a long day of working, eh? Works for me!"
  18. [21:31] <!DnD-sama> "Afta the job we'll woik on individual payment fer each a yous."
  19. [21:32] <Sazir> "That would be...acceptable. Wouldn't you say so my dear chap?"
  20. [21:32] <!DnD-sama> The goblin smiles widely and hops up on the desk.
  21. [21:32] <!DnD-sama> "Dis is da beginnin of a beautiful friedship." She says as she extends her hand to Ezekiel.
  22. [21:32] * Belor smiles and nods his head " Why of course dear friend, this does indeed sound perfect"
  23. [21:32] <@Ezekiel> "Indeed it is ma'am!"
  24. [21:33] * Ezekiel shakes the hand
  25. [21:34] <!DnD-sama> "The Name is Donnie by the way, Donnie Gangstrike. Everybody calls me The Don."
  26. [21:34] <@Ezekiel> "Nice to meet you Donnie, mind if I call you Donnie? Name's Ezekiel."
  27. [21:37] <!DnD-sama> After your meeting is concluded, the ogre bodyguards show you outside and provide you with directions to your new home for the time being.
  28. [21:38] <@Ezekiel> "Shall we go check out our new home, gents?"
  29. [21:38] * Belor smiles to himself "With this we shall be able to set up a new....place of worship" his eyes dart over to Sazir
  30. [21:38] <@Ezekiel> "I wonder if it'll have a big enough basement for all of our....."works"....."
  31. [21:38] <Vripe> "Not in my room, I hope."
  32. [21:39] * Ezekiel begins laughing maliciously
  33. [21:39] <Belor> "But of course! We must see our new dwelling"
  34. [21:39] * Ezekiel claps Belor on the back "Here's hoping, aye?"
  35. [21:40] <!DnD-sama> The four of you begin your treck to the slums.
  36. [21:40] <!DnD-sama> Aeria flies over head as you do so.
  37. [21:40] <!DnD-sama> She sees you and poops on your head like a pidgeon except she doesn't I'm just high as fuck.
  38. [21:40] <@Ezekiel> (pfffffft)
  39. [21:41] <Vripe> (aahhaha what)
  40. [21:41] <@Ezekiel> (dem horse tranqs man)
  41. [21:41] <Belor> (Oh lordy)
  42. [21:41] <@Aeria> (Don't inject your scat fetishes into this ew)
  43. [21:41] <!DnD-sama> I do not have a scat fetish.
  44. [21:41] <Vripe> (her alt skin is now a pidgeon)
  45. [21:41] * Ezekiel yells "OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WING-ED LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
  46. [21:41] * Ezekiel begins waving towards the sky and trying to flag her down
  47. [21:41] * Aeria drops midflight and simply hovers of the group, her wings flapping a bit. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss?"
  48. [21:41] <!DnD-sama> Her alt skin is a chicken suit.
  49. [21:42] <@Ezekiel> "We're going to our new home that we just had given to us, care to come along and see it?"
  50. [21:42] <@Aeria> My alt skin is your skin, mortal.
  51. [21:42] <@Ezekiel> Dohoho
  52. [21:42] * DnD-sama get's skinned.
  53. [21:42] * Aeria wears Emily's face
  54. [21:42] * DnD-sama has imouto inside her forever and ever.
  55. [21:42] <@Aeria> LOOK
  56. [21:42] <@Aeria> LOOK
  57. [21:42] <@Aeria> LOOK.
  58. [21:42] <@Aeria> I'M EMILY
  59. [21:42] * Aeria rapes everything in a 55 foot radius
  60. [21:42] <@Ezekiel> how lewd
  61. [21:42] <@Aeria> BEG FOR YOUR END, MEATPUPPETS.
  62. [21:42] <@Aeria> BEEEEEG.
  63. [21:43] <@Ezekiel> hahahaha
  64. [21:43] * DnD-sama adds "Mask of E-mili" to the list of joke artifacts.
  65. [21:43] * Ezekiel pokes Aeria in the wings
  66. [21:43] * Aeria rips Emily's face off hers
  67. [21:43] * Aeria smokes a blunt.
  68. [21:43] <@Ezekiel> "So how is it like? Flying, I mean?"
  69. [21:43] <@Aeria> I'm goin' to orbit.
  70. [21:43] * Aeria takes off laughing like a fucknut
  71. [21:43] * Sazir looks at Belor "Don't you feel that sometimes, just sometimes, our lord and his messenger can be a bit silly?"
  72. [21:43] <!DnD-sama> Okay okay.
  73. [21:43] <@Ezekiel> (/me slaps the imouto)
  74. [21:43] <!DnD-sama> Back into character.
  75. [21:44] <@Aeria> "Uh..what house?
  76. [21:44] <@Ezekiel> "As I said, one that got given to us because of the job I was given. We're headed there now."
  77. [21:44] <Belor> "Oh lord Messenger would you join us in making Our new home "holy"?"
  78. [21:44] * Ezekiel pokes Aeria in the wings again
  79. [21:44] <@Aeria> "..We got a house for free? What the he- quit it before I cut off your finger."
  80. [21:44] <@Ezekiel> "You never answered my question though...."
  81. [21:44] * Belor laughs a little "Our lord does have a sense of humor"
  82. [21:45] * Ezekiel pouts and then begins following the directions in earnest
  83. [21:45] <!DnD-sama> (Her wings are her erogeneous zone.)
  84. [21:45] <@Ezekiel> "Let's go!"
  85. [21:45] <@Aeria> (No you shut up)
  86. [21:45] <@Ezekiel> (pfffffffffffffffffffflol)
  87. [21:45] <Vripe> (my GOD)
  88. [21:45] <!DnD-sama> (Cut off your finger is slang for sex.... in whih she cuts off your finger.)
  89. [21:45] <@Aeria> (EVERYTIME I'D FLY I'D CUM. THAT'S NOT HOW ANATOMY WORKS)
  90. [21:45] <@Ezekiel> (I dunno about you guys, but I'm laughing
  91. [21:45] <@Ezekiel> )
  92. [21:45] <Vripe> (maybe that's why birds fly)
  93. [21:46] <!DnD-sama> (MY WINGS ARE FLAPPING ON THEIR OWN!~)
  94. [21:46] <@Ezekiel> ("OH GOD, FLAP MY WINGS HARDER")
  95. [21:46] <@Ezekiel> (wingmind)
  96. [21:46] <@Aeria> (>I wanna play D&D)
  97. [21:46] <@Ezekiel> (you started this lol)
  98. [21:46] <!DnD-sama> The five of you proceed through the slums.
  99. [21:46] <@Aeria> (>talk about wings all game)
  100. [21:46] <@Aeria> (y'all are faggots)
  101. [21:46] <@Ezekiel> (ok ok, serious taimu)
  102. [21:46] <Belor> ^
  103. [21:46] <!DnD-sama> You arrive at a rather large 2 story building, it appears to be a closed down brothel.
  104. [21:47] <@Aeria> "You know, making the house a shrine wouldn't be..too bad I don't think. Papa might appreciate the effort."
  105. [21:47] <!DnD-sama> The outer exterior is quite nice.
  106. [21:47] <Vripe> (but the inside is diseased and rotting)
  107. [21:47] <Vripe> (SYMBOLISM MAN AWAAAAAY)
  108. [21:47] <!DnD-sama> From outside you can see the red curtains are still intact and none of the wndows are broken, unlike all the surrounding buildings.
  109. [21:47] <@Aeria> (Hue..it sounds like me)
  110. [21:47] * Belor looks at the building up and down ".....I think this will do nicely"
  111. [21:48] <!DnD-sama> As you enter the building the voyer is still in good condition.
  112. [21:48] <!DnD-sama> A double staircase leads up, and there are three halls branching out on the bottom floor.
  113. [21:49] <!DnD-sama> To the right is a kitchen, empty at the moment but you can fix that, to the left is a hall with several closets ending with a door that leads to a vacant basement.
  114. [21:49] <!DnD-sama> The basement is approximately 100x100 ft and appears to stretch under several nearby buildings.
  115. [21:49] <!DnD-sama> There are a few blood stains on the wall but it is otherwise empty.
  116. [21:49] <Sazir> "This..this seems like a good place to start a shrine don't you think?"
  117. [21:50] <!DnD-sama> The center hall leads to a master bedroom with a large king sized bed.
  118. [21:50] <Vripe> (hopefully the other fluid stains are gone)
  119. [21:50] <@Aeria> (Blacklight time)
  120. [21:50] <!DnD-sama> it's the nicest room in the house.
  121. [21:50] <@Ezekiel> (eww)
  122. [21:50] <!DnD-sama> The up stairs has 12 small bedroms fully furnished.
  123. [21:51] <!DnD-sama> There is a single common room on the second floor, that is empty and could be used as a living room.
  124. [21:52] <!DnD-sama> There is also a dining room complete with a table large enough to seat 16 next to the kitchen.
  125. [21:52] <!DnD-sama> A backdoor, out from the dining room and another in the storage hall lead to the back alley behind the large house.
  126. [21:52] <!DnD-sama> There you find 2 outhouses and a small well.
  127. [21:53] <!DnD-sama> The outhouses empty into the sewer and thus do not need to be manually emptied.
  128. [21:53] <!DnD-sama> They're relatively clean.
  129. [21:53] <!DnD-sama> That's all.
  130. [21:54] <!DnD-sama> I'm SUPER hungry, so I'll be right back.
  131. [21:54] <!DnD-sama> Feel free to interact or decide who get's what room.
  132. [21:54] <@Aeria> WHERE
  133. [21:54] <@Aeria> IS THE HIGHEST
  134. [21:54] <@Aeria> ROOM
  135. [21:54] <@Aeria> If not, I will add a balcony level room
  136. [21:54] <@Aeria> so I can powerbomb niggas off the roof
  137. [21:55] <@Ezekiel> pfffffft
  138. [21:55] <@Ezekiel> Ok
  139. [21:55] <@Ezekiel> I'm fine with whatever I can get
  140. [21:55] <@Ezekiel> just give me a corner of the basement to make art with, and I'm content
  141. [21:55] <Vripe> I don't want the basement then
  142. [21:55] * Belor speaks in almost a whisper ".....this place is perfect"
  143. [21:55] <Vripe> preferably something upwind
  144. [21:55] <Vripe> reaaaaaaly upwind
  145. [21:56] <@Ezekiel> "Well, first things first, I know you guys will want to set up a shrine to your god, so anything I can help with, I will."
  146. [21:56] <Vripe> and I need to not interrupt the narrative
  147. [21:56] * Sazir walks around with his skeleton waifu in hand. "Oh such a wonderful place to make into our place of worship don't you think so my good friend? But now which room which room...hm? Oh of course you deserve the best my sweet."
  148. [21:57] <Vripe> "You two get a room with thick walls. Please."
  149. [21:57] <Sazir> (So yes, I'll probably go for the master bedroom)
  150. [21:57] <Sazir> "Oh come now friendly rogue, the sounds of the beautiful undead do not make such disgusting sounds like the living."
  151. [21:57] <!DnD-sama> There's an empty addic with a large window that could be used as a room.
  152. [21:58] <@Ezekiel> Addic, huh
  153. [21:58] <@Ezekiel> I'll chalk that up to the painkillers
  154. [21:58] <@Ezekiel> lol
  155. [21:59] <!DnD-sama> It wasn't the painkillers.
  156. [21:59] * Belor turns to Sazir talking quietly "We must begin preparations to sanctify this holy place friend"
  157. [21:59] <@Ezekiel> "hmm....."
  158. [21:59] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  159. [21:59] * Ezekiel begins to explore in earnest
  160. [21:59] <!DnD-sama> How many slaves are there between you.
  161. [21:59] <Belor> "I'll take the master bedroom if no one has claimed it yet"
  162. [21:59] <@Ezekiel> I have one
  163. [21:59] <Belor> I have 2
  164. [21:59] <@Aeria> I have alot
  165. [21:59] <@Aeria> :v
  166. [21:59] <@Ezekiel> dat damn face, lol
  167. [22:00] <!DnD-sama> Well yes but we all know the shouts is sleeping with you.
  168. [22:00] <!DnD-sama> :3
  169. [22:00] <@Ezekiel> .....the whaaat
  170. [22:00] <!DnD-sama> shouta*
  171. [22:00] <@Aeria> He might not.
  172. [22:00] <@Aeria> Iunno
  173. [22:00] <Vripe> they're her
  174. [22:00] <!DnD-sama> THAT was painkillers.
  175. [22:00] * Vripe puts shades on
  176. [22:00] <Vripe> wingmen
  177. [22:00] <@Ezekiel> haha
  178. [22:00] <@Ezekiel> OH GOD
  179. [22:00] <@Ezekiel> GODDAMMIT ANTS
  180. [22:00] <Sazir> "But of course, and those sacrifices will be a good baptism for this place, do you not think so?"
  181. [22:01] <!DnD-sama> So which ones get gutted and which ones get kept?
  182. [22:01] <@Ezekiel> I'm keeping mine, yo
  183. [22:01] <Belor> "But of course and it will be a lesson to the others"
  184. [22:01] <!DnD-sama> She get's a room next to yours then.
  185. [22:01] * Belor a smile slides across his face
  186. [22:01] <@Aeria> Hanako-elf, Dorf fighter, and shouta alive
  187. [22:01] <@Aeria> Face-kicked-in-Elf and Fatty for Papa.
  188. [22:01] <!DnD-sama> Okay then.
  189. [22:02] <!DnD-sama> Brutus, Sazir.
  190. [22:02] <@Aeria> Iunno if I have more.
  191. [22:02] <@Ezekiel> you didn't write them on your sheet?
  192. [22:02] <@Ezekiel> should i check the pastebin?
  193. [22:02] <!DnD-sama> Roll your Knowledge: Religion checks for the sacrifices.
  194. [22:02] <!DnD-sama> Roll once for each slave offered.
  195. [22:03] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+21
  196. [22:03] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{28}
  197. [22:03] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+21
  198. [22:03] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{35}
  199. [22:03] <!DnD-sama> Yeah just use Ally's modifier.
  200. [22:03] <Belor> You have any you want to sacrifice Sazir?
  201. [22:03] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  202. [22:03] <!DnD-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{27}
  203. [22:03] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  204. [22:03] <!DnD-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{29}
  205. [22:04] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  206. [22:04] <!DnD-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{31}
  207. [22:04] <Sazir> roll 1d20+10 (Only one for me)
  208. [22:04] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+10 (Only one for me) --> [ 1d20=10 ]{20}
  209. [22:05] <!DnD-sama> 19,000 / 5
  210. [22:05] <!DnD-sama> 3800 xp each.
  211. [22:06] <@Ezekiel> niceeeee
  212. [22:06] <Vripe> whoa
  213. [22:06] <!DnD-sama> Yes, Malakai and Vripe too.
  214. [22:06] <Belor> Oh my~
  215. [22:06] <Sazir> (Oh, and I will also gather the blood into my vials, so now I have 10 vials of sacrifical blood! Which I'll use Gentle Repose on)
  216. [22:06] <@Ezekiel> (that's a levelup for me)
  217. [22:06] <@Ezekiel> (!)
  218. [22:06] <Sazir> Should be for everyone
  219. [22:07] <@Ezekiel> yeah, just happy because leveling up is pretty coo
  220. [22:07] <@Ezekiel> lol
  221. [22:07] <Vripe> wait, so we change this ourselves, right?
  222. [22:07] <Sazir> If you want, you can always wait and have Emmy do it for you
  223. [22:07] <!DnD-sama> Also the building is now under a constant Unhallow effect and a Magic Circle Against Good effect.
  224. [22:08] <@Ezekiel> oh fucking awesome
  225. [22:08] <!DnD-sama> Gimme a sec.
  226. [22:08] <@Ezekiel> good shit guys
  227. [22:08] <!DnD-sama> Okay, I got logged in finally.
  228. [22:09] <!DnD-sama> Also Ally your sword is now a Crimson Flame weapons.
  229. [22:09] <@Aeria> Did you level me up or?
  230. [22:09] <@Aeria> I'm confused.
  231. [22:10] <!DnD-sama> Not yet.
  232. [22:10] <!DnD-sama> I will.
  233. [22:10] <Sazir> I'm doing mine Emmy, so no need to worry.
  234. [22:10] <@Aeria> What's the ah..Crimson Flame do?
  235. [22:10] <!DnD-sama> It's just like a flaming sword but half the damage is Profane.
  236. [22:10] <@Aeria> noice.
  237. [22:10] <@Ezekiel> oh wow
  238. [22:10] * Ezekiel high fives Aeria
  239. [22:10] <!DnD-sama> So it eats their max.
  240. [22:10] <@Ezekiel> oh
  241. [22:10] <@Ezekiel> wow
  242. [22:10] <Sazir> Oh wait, becomes better!
  243. [22:10] <!DnD-sama> So half the 1d6 extra damage comes from their max.
  244. [22:11] <Sazir> Maria becomes better even
  245. [22:11] <Sazir> Are you gonna do Maria then Emmy?
  246. [22:11] <!DnD-sama> You should be able to.
  247. [22:11] <!DnD-sama> Just add the changes to what's there already.
  248. [22:11] <!DnD-sama> If she gains HD then roll them.
  249. [22:11] <!DnD-sama> No wait.
  250. [22:11] <!DnD-sama> Unhallow.
  251. [22:12] <!DnD-sama> Just give her max.
  252. [22:12] <Sazir> Will do
  253. [22:13] <!DnD-sama> Ally leveled twice.
  254. [22:14] <!DnD-sama> What stat do you want a point in love?
  255. [22:14] <@Ezekiel> wow really
  256. [22:14] <@Ezekiel> awesome
  257. [22:14] <@Aeria> Str
  258. [22:14] <!DnD-sama> Remember she was lower.
  259. [22:14] <!DnD-sama> Because of her level adjustment.
  260. [22:14] <Sazir> Yeah, she gets +2 HD
  261. [22:14] <Sazir> SO NOW
  262. [22:14] <Sazir> Maria has 36 HP!
  263. [22:14] <Sazir> Plus 24 STR and 23 Dex
  264. [22:16] <@Ezekiel> Good shit taco
  265. [22:16] <@Ezekiel> Yeaaaaaaaaah!
  266. [22:16] <Sazir> Also Unholy Might
  267. [22:17] <Sazir> Does she change at all physically Emmy?
  268. [22:17] <!DnD-sama> YEP
  269. [22:17] <!DnD-sama> That's the one you've been waiting for.
  270. [22:17] <@Ezekiel> oh?
  271. [22:17] <!DnD-sama> She looks totally alive for the duration but still moves like a skeleton.
  272. [22:18] <!DnD-sama> Her flesh and clothing regenerate.
  273. [22:18] <@Ezekiel> oh my
  274. [22:18] <!DnD-sama> You need to decide on an appearance for her.
  275. [22:19] <!DnD-sama> Ally, 2 feats.
  276. [22:19] <@Aeria> What's required for Blackguard?
  277. [22:20] <@Ezekiel> >ally's level adjustment is 5
  278. [22:20] <@Ezekiel> >She's effectively a level 9 character right now
  279. [22:20] <@Ezekiel> HAHA OH WO
  280. [22:20] <@Ezekiel> W
  281. [22:20] <@Ezekiel> Rape train has no brakes
  282. [22:20] <Sazir> Oh so she looks totally alive when he uses Unholy Might on her?
  283. [22:20] <Sazir> Hmm
  284. [22:21] <@Aeria> mm.
  285. [22:21] <@Ezekiel> brb, gonna go take a piss
  286. [22:21] <!DnD-sama> You got em all, you're just waiting for +6 BAB
  287. [22:22] <@Aeria> Uhh
  288. [22:22] <@Aeria> Spring Attack and Weapon Focus Longsword
  289. [22:23] <!DnD-sama> I'd go with Spring Attack and Greater Cleave.
  290. [22:24] <!DnD-sama> You can do strafing runs and clear entire waves of enemies like that.
  291. [22:24] <@Aeria> Alright
  292. [22:24] <!DnD-sama> Ally can now cast protection from good at will.
  293. [22:25] <@Ezekiel> oh wow
  294. [22:25] <@Ezekiel> Awesome
  295. [22:25] <Belor> Hahahaha
  296. [22:27] <!DnD-sama> She can also cast Charm Monster 5/day
  297. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> Imouto.
  298. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> You can gain your first outsider adaptation.
  299. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> Some physical indication that you're not human.
  300. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> Extra wings.
  301. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> Weird eyes.
  302. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> A tail.
  303. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> Something like that.
  304. [22:29] <@Aeria> What are the benefits to each
  305. [22:30] <!DnD-sama> It depends on what you get.
  306. [22:30] <@Aeria> Wings?
  307. [22:30] <!DnD-sama> Improved maneuverability and fly speed.
  308. [22:30] <@Aeria> Mm. and the eyes?
  309. [22:30] <!DnD-sama> +2 on spot and search checks.
  310. [22:31] <@Aeria> I'll take the wings.
  311. [22:31] <!DnD-sama> Horns is +1 charisma
  312. [22:31] <!DnD-sama> A tail is +1 dex
  313. [22:31] <!DnD-sama> A halo is +1 wis
  314. [22:31] <!DnD-sama> corrupted skin of any color you want is +1 con
  315. [22:32] <!DnD-sama> You could also get a third eye for +1 int
  316. [22:32] <Vripe> whoa, what kinda tails are available?
  317. [22:32] <!DnD-sama> Prehensile spaded tip.
  318. [22:32] <!DnD-sama> Cat tail.
  319. [22:32] <!DnD-sama> Thick reptilian tail.
  320. [22:32] <!DnD-sama> Tufted furry tail.
  321. [22:32] <!DnD-sama> Fluffy fox tail.
  322. [22:33] <!DnD-sama> Any of those.
  323. [22:33] <@Ezekiel> Still going with the wings ally?
  324. [22:34] <!DnD-sama> She could also gain spikes on some part of her body for +1 str.
  325. [22:34] <Vripe> she has her priorities straight
  326. [22:34] <!DnD-sama> Or she can gain the ability to use Alter Self at will if she wants to forego all future mutations.
  327. [22:34] <@Aeria> wINGS
  328. [22:34] <@Ezekiel> lolcaps
  329. [22:35] <!DnD-sama> (She could also become the little futa but she doesn't love me enough to do that. ;_;)
  330. [22:35] <@Ezekiel> PFFFFFFT
  331. [22:35] <!DnD-sama> You'll get one at levels 8, 12, 16, and 20 too.
  332. [22:35] <!DnD-sama> At 12 and 16 you'll unlock the next tier.
  333. [22:35] <!DnD-sama> Then at 20 you get the big one.
  334. [22:36] <!DnD-sama> So wings?
  335. [22:36] <!DnD-sama> Okay then.
  336. [22:36] <!DnD-sama> ;_;
  337. [22:37] <!DnD-sama> You now have 4 wings.
  338. [22:37] <@Ezekiel> Awesome
  339. [22:37] <!DnD-sama> You now have "Good" Maneuverability and a 90 fly speed.
  340. [22:38] <!DnD-sama> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=408910
  341. [22:39] <!DnD-sama> We're probably done for the night,
  342. [22:39] <!DnD-sama> Because my shoulder and it's after midnight.
  343. [22:39] <!DnD-sama> But at least we got it rolling again.
  344. [22:39] <Belor> Now to level up into cleric!
  345. [22:39] <!DnD-sama> Oh.
  346. [22:39] <Belor> Good job Em&EM!
  347. [22:39] <@Ezekiel> that's perfectly fine Em, and yeah, we got started again, leveled up, got a house, made it evil
  348. [22:39] * Belor thumbs up
  349. [22:39] <!DnD-sama> One of you has to stay with Donnie at all times.
  350. [22:40] <!DnD-sama> Who get's the first shift?
  351. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> hm
  352. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> Ok
  353. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> realistically
  354. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> they'll still be setting the house up and stuff
  355. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> making it evilfied
  356. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> all I really need to do is have a corner for art and a bed, and even the bed isn't really necessary
  357. [22:40] <@Ezekiel> I could take first shift if you guys don't care
  358. [22:41] <Vripe> wait, as in like watch?
  359. [22:41] <@Ezekiel> yeah
  360. [22:41] <@Ezekiel> remember
  361. [22:41] <@Ezekiel> someone's trying to kill her
  362. [22:41] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d6
  363. [22:41] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d6
  364. [22:41] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  365. [22:41] <Vripe> it's best I'm not the first
  366. [22:41] <!DnD-sama> ................
  367. [22:41] <!DnD-sama> WELP
  368. [22:41] <!DnD-sama> We're not done.
  369. [22:41] <@Ezekiel> ...oh
  370. [22:41] <@Ezekiel> ?
  371. [22:41] <!DnD-sama> Get your level done onii.
  372. [22:41] <Belor> DOHOHOH
  373. [22:41] <Vripe> mother of GOD
  374. [22:42] <@Ezekiel> here's my sheet
  375. [22:42] <@Ezekiel> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=409115
  376. [22:42] <@Ezekiel> check it for me
  377. [22:42] <@Ezekiel> see if i fucked up
  378. [22:42] <@Ezekiel> sidenote
  379. [22:43] <@Ezekiel> oh god, what the fuck did I roll
  380. [22:43] <@Ezekiel> lol
  381. [22:45] <!DnD-sama> As Donnie sleeps in her rediculously large bed, snoring loudly, you sit in the corner of the room trying your best not to nod off.
  382. [22:46] <!DnD-sama> Then, suddenly like a storm her large window is blown out like a bomb going off.
  383. [22:47] <!DnD-sama> A humanoid figure on the window seal prepares to leap at her.
  384. [22:47] <!DnD-sama> Donnie rolls out of bed and scurries across the room.
  385. [22:47] <!DnD-sama> Roll initiative.
  386. [22:47] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+4
  387. [22:47] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
  388. [22:48] <@Ezekiel> NOW my luck is shitty
  389. [22:48] == Adder [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  390. [22:48] <@Ezekiel> wonderful
  391. [22:48] <Adder> roll 1d20+8
  392. [22:48] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
  393. [22:49] <!DnD-sama> A woman in a red hoodie with beads around her hands stands on the window.
  394. [22:49] <!DnD-sama> Her short blond hair blows with the moon in the background and you feel a genuine sense of fear for the first time in your life.
  395. [22:50] <!DnD-sama> Her eyes are distant and unfocused.
  396. [22:50] <!DnD-sama> "Oho..... so the little goblin hired a bodyguard."
  397. [22:51] * Ezekiel stands and shoulders his scythe
  398. [22:51] <!DnD-sama> "Fine... I have no problem with collateral damage."
  399. [22:52] <!DnD-sama> "But first I'm curious. How loyal are you to your tiny charge?" The woman says as she runs her hand down the side of her hoodie.
  400. [22:52] <@Ezekiel> "Why do you ask?"
  401. [22:52] <!DnD-sama> "I'm a very..... open minded person. I'm sure we could come up with some other way to resolve this."
  402. [22:53] <!DnD-sama> The woman's smile sends a chill up your back, like a wild animal is staring at you as if your nothing but fresh meat.
  403. [22:53] <@Ezekiel> "My loyalty lies with whoever gives me the most chances to make my art the way I wish to. She's done that so far. Therefore, my loyalties lie with her for the moment."
  404. [22:54] <!DnD-sama> "That's too bad. I'm sworn by oath to kill anyone I fight against."
  405. [22:54] * Ezekiel smiles maniacally "Why is that bad? it just means either way, one of us will be made into a piece of artwork tonight!"
  406. [22:54] <!DnD-sama> "Oh well....."
  407. [22:56] * Adder springs off the wall with a flip and comes sailing through the air toward Ezekiel like an arrow.
  408. [22:56] <Adder> roll 1d20+10 to hit
  409. [22:56] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+10 to hit --> [ 1d20=7 ]{17}
  410. [22:56] <@Ezekiel> >18 AC
  411. [22:56] <@Ezekiel> OH CHRIST PHEW
  412. [22:56] * Adder narrowly misses and slams into the wooden floor.
  413. [22:56] <Adder> roll 1d10+1d12+1d6+5+1
  414. [22:57] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d10+1d12+1d6+5+1 --> [ 1d10=9 1d12=11 1d6=1 ]{27}
  415. [22:57] <Adder> The floor splinters into several pieces as Adder goes crashing down to the floor below.
  416. [22:57] <Adder> You hear a sizzling sound.
  417. [22:57] <Adder> Spot check.
  418. [22:58] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+2
  419. [22:58] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  420. [22:58] <Adder> reflex save.
  421. [22:58] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+5
  422. [22:58] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
  423. [22:59] <Adder> The small frag bomb she dropped before diving down one floor explodes, however you manage to cover Donnie and leap out the window taking only half damage.
  424. [22:59] <Adder> roll 3d6
  425. [22:59] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{9}
  426. [22:59] <Adder> You take 9 piercing damage from shrapnel.
  427. [22:59] <Adder> roll 1d6
  428. [22:59] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  429. [22:59] <Adder> You take 5 damage from falling.
  430. [23:00] <Adder> The door to the building is immediately kicked off it's hinges.
  431. [23:00] <Adder> The girl in the red hoodie stands there with her leg still arced from her kick.
  432. [23:00] <Adder> "You're quick on your feet." She says with a smirk.
  433. [23:01] * Ezekiel smiles and says, "Slightly, yes."
  434. [23:01] * Adder exhales sharply and rushes in.
  435. [23:01] <Adder> Your turn.
  436. [23:02] <@Ezekiel> okay
  437. [23:02] <@Ezekiel> first things first, She's the target of my dodge
  438. [23:02] <@Ezekiel> +1 to my AC against her
  439. [23:02] <@Ezekiel> lemme think....
  440. [23:03] <@Ezekiel> Damn, I wish I knew whether or not her body was her main weapon. Fuck it. I'll go in for an attack
  441. [23:03] <@Ezekiel> Cmon dice gods....
  442. [23:03] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+11
  443. [23:03] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{12}
  444. [23:03] <@Ezekiel> WOW
  445. [23:03] <@Ezekiel> WOWOWOWOWOWWO
  446. [23:03] <@Ezekiel> tch
  447. [23:03] <Adder> roll to not drop your scythe.
  448. [23:03] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : to not drop your scythe. --> error: malformed expression
  449. [23:04] <@Ezekiel> just a d20, or anything else?
  450. [23:04] <Adder> strength check.
  451. [23:04] <@Ezekiel> ahh
  452. [23:04] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+4
  453. [23:04] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  454. [23:04] <Adder> Okay.
  455. [23:04] <Adder> You whip your scythe around.
  456. [23:04] * Adder effortlessly weaves around your strike as you slice nothing but the air.
  457. [23:05] <Adder> Moving in perfect rhythm with your swing she grabs the handle of your weapon and flips forward pivoting on her wrist, slamming her heel down at your shoulder.
  458. [23:06] <Adder> roll 1d20+10
  459. [23:06] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{12}
  460. [23:06] <@Ezekiel> oh jesus
  461. [23:06] <Adder> You step back throwing off her rhytm.
  462. [23:06] <Adder> Without hesitation she lands easily on her feet still well within attack range of you.
  463. [23:07] <Adder> (That was an AoO she gains when you miss her)
  464. [23:07] <@Ezekiel> (understood)
  465. [23:07] <Adder> She moves in a bizarre pattern like a snake making it hard to read her attacks.
  466. [23:07] <Adder> Make a sense motive check to avoid being feinted.
  467. [23:08] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+2
  468. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  469. [23:08] <Adder> roll 1d20+15
  470. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  471. [23:08] <Adder> You're thrown off balance losing your dexterity bonus to armor class.
  472. [23:08] <Adder> roll 1d20+10
  473. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{18}
  474. [23:08] <Adder> roll 1d20+10
  475. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
  476. [23:08] <Adder> roll 1d20+5
  477. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  478. [23:09] <Adder> Her first two attacks slam into your chest sending you tumbling back causing her final strike to narrowly miss your jaw.
  479. [23:09] <Adder> roll 1d10+1d6+5+1
  480. [23:09] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d10+1d6+5+1 --> [ 1d10=6 1d6=5 ]{17}
  481. [23:09] <Adder> roll 1d10+1d6+5+1
  482. [23:09] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d10+1d6+5+1 --> [ 1d10=2 1d6=4 ]{12}
  483. [23:09] <Adder> You take 29 damage.
  484. [23:10] <Adder> Her blows burn like acid and leave fist shaped marks on your chest.
  485. [23:10] <@Ezekiel> I'm at 27 HP
  486. [23:10] <Adder> Your turn.
  487. [23:10] <@Ezekiel> just for the record
  488. [23:10] <@Ezekiel> Alright, where's Donnie at?
  489. [23:11] <Adder> Running like a mother fucker.
  490. [23:11] <@Ezekiel> Ok
  491. [23:11] <Adder> Well... running as much as a goblin can run with those tiny legs.
  492. [23:11] <@Ezekiel> lol
  493. [23:11] <@Ezekiel> Her legs and arms are weapons, can I try to sunder them lol
  494. [23:11] <@Ezekiel> nah, kidding
  495. [23:12] <@Ezekiel> Shit, there's no way I can outrun her
  496. [23:12] <@Ezekiel> she's way faster than me
  497. [23:13] <@Ezekiel> damn
  498. [23:13] <@Ezekiel> Am I back on balance?
  499. [23:13] <Adder> Yep.
  500. [23:13] <Adder> Last until your next move phase.
  501. [23:13] <@Ezekiel> Alright
  502. [23:13] <Adder> She has to do it again during hr move phase.
  503. [23:14] <@Ezekiel> phew.....
  504. [23:14] <@Ezekiel> Alright
  505. [23:14] <@Ezekiel> fuck it
  506. [23:14] <@Ezekiel> I'm attacking again
  507. [23:14] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+11
  508. [23:14] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{21}
  509. [23:14] <Adder> You swing at her again, but she simply sways out of the way.
  510. [23:15] <@Ezekiel> (......gg)
  511. [23:15] <Adder> (Her AC is 24)
  512. [23:16] <Adder> roll 1d20+10
  513. [23:16] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{27}
  514. [23:16] <Adder> She grapples you.
  515. [23:16] <Adder> Opposed strength checks.
  516. [23:16] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+4
  517. [23:16] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}
  518. [23:16] <Adder> roll 1d20+0
  519. [23:16] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  520. [23:17] <@Ezekiel> (having E rank luck is fucking suffering dude)
  521. [23:17] <Adder> She grabs you by the neck, and forces a kiss onto you before twisting your neck sharply to the right.
  522. [23:18] <Adder> roll 1d10+5+1
  523. [23:18] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d10+5+1 --> [ 1d10=2 ]{8}
  524. [23:18] <Adder> fort save.
  525. [23:18] <Adder> DC 18
  526. [23:18] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+8
  527. [23:18] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  528. [23:18] <@Ezekiel> ..........
  529. [23:18] <Adder> You lose conciousness as your neck cracks and you collapse.
  530. [23:19] <Adder> You reawaken 3 rounds (about 18 seconds) later.
  531. [23:20] <Adder> Neither Adder nor Donnie are anywhere to be seen.
  532. [23:20] <Adder> Donni most likely tried to flee toward your home and the safety of her other bodyguards.
  533. [23:21] * Ezekiel begins running towards the house
  534. [23:21] <Adder> Vripe.
  535. [23:21] <Vripe> (we're doomed)
  536. [23:22] <Adder> You just so happen to be pissing in an Ally as you see a small goblin waddling toward you.
  537. [23:22] <Sazir> (DOOMED)
  538. [23:22] <Belor> (BOOMED)
  539. [23:22] <Vripe> eww
  540. [23:22] <@Aeria> >pissing in an Ally
  541. [23:22] <@Aeria> can I beat you with a rock
  542. [23:22] <Adder> Err...
  543. [23:22] <Adder> ally*
  544. [23:22] <@Ezekiel> *ALLEY
  545. [23:22] <Adder> Painkillers.
  546. [23:22] <Vripe> try alley
  547. [23:22] <Vripe> unless she's into that
  548. [23:22] <@Ezekiel> pffft
  549. [23:22] <Adder> alley*
  550. [23:23] <Vripe> which I somewhat doubt
  551. [23:23] <@Aeria> Ew no
  552. [23:23] <@Aeria> gross.
  553. [23:23] <Vripe> wait, is that even a thing?
  554. [23:23] <Belor> *cough* back on track
  555. [23:23] <@Aeria> Yeah
  556. [23:23] <Adder> ANYWAY
  557. [23:23] <Vripe> well, I hope not killing goblins or rogues is Adder's thing
  558. [23:23] <@Aeria> It's called watersports.
  559. [23:23] <@Aeria> ie Golden Showers.
  560. [23:23] <@Ezekiel> Shush
  561. [23:23] <@Ezekiel> enough
  562. [23:24] <Vripe> wait, do I initiate conversation
  563. [23:24] <Vripe> where is this alley?
  564. [23:24] <Adder> "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
  565. [23:25] <Vripe> "I NEEED SOMEBODY, HEELP!"
  566. [23:25] <Adder> The goblin runs toward you and leaps into your arms as you fall backwards without time to batton down the hatches.
  567. [23:25] <Adder> At least you were done pissing.
  568. [23:25] <Vripe> "It's a great song, but you don't have to get THAT excited."
  569. [23:26] <Adder> ANTS roll a spot check.
  570. [23:26] <Vripe> wait, so 1d20+10?
  571. [23:26] <@Ezekiel> yep
  572. [23:26] <Adder> Is that your spot check?
  573. [23:26] <@Ezekiel> just checked his sheet
  574. [23:26] <Vripe> roll 1d20+10
  575. [23:26] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
  576. [23:26] <Adder> Yes.
  577. [23:26] <@Ezekiel> you got it ants
  578. [23:26] <Adder> Wow.
  579. [23:26] <Vripe> I can see forever
  580. [23:27] <Adder> You see Adder as she leaps off a roof and flip backwards with Donnie out of harms way.
  581. [23:27] <Adder> You immediately enter "stop being a clown or die" mode and draw your weapon. Even you understand what's going on here.
  582. [23:28] * Adder looks down at Vripe's dangle.
  583. [23:28] <Vripe> "My, granny what a big p*n*s you have!"
  584. [23:28] <Adder> "Tasty.... I might come back for a good time if you hand over the little green girl without a struggle."
  585. [23:29] <Vripe> "It depends on what you have to offer."
  586. [23:29] <@Ezekiel> (quick question, ants, did you do your level stuff?)
  587. [23:30] <Vripe> (I looked through it, it looks done)
  588. [23:30] <Adder> Since the secret is out already.http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=411595
  589. [23:30] <Vripe> .....fuckin' A
  590. [23:30] <@Ezekiel> (Ok, I'm just looking at it and it still says you're level 4 and junk, just making sure)
  591. [23:31] <Vripe> thought she was little red riding hood or something
  592. [23:33] <Vripe> (wait, what's happening?)
  593. [23:33] <Adder> She's waiting for your response.
  594. [23:33] <Adder> Oh wait.
  595. [23:33] <Adder> You asked what she had to offer.
  596. [23:34] * Adder runs her hand down the lining of her hoody and smiles deviously.
  597. [23:34] <Adder> "As much as I'd love to give you a sample I'm on the clock at the moment."
  598. [23:35] <Adder> "So either hand her over or I can just kill you."
  599. [23:35] <Vripe> "Hmmmmmm...."
  600. [23:35] <Adder> "As soon as she's dead we'll talk about what I have to... offer."
  601. [23:35] * Vripe turns to Donnie
  602. [23:35] == Adder has changed nick to Donnie
  603. [23:35] <Vripe> "....I'll give you a cut. 50/50."
  604. [23:35] * Donnie whimpers.
  605. [23:35] == Donnie has changed nick to Adder
  606. [23:36] <Adder> Were you talking to Adder or Donnie when you said that?
  607. [23:36] <Vripe> Donnie
  608. [23:36] <Adder> .......
  609. [23:36] <Adder> You're an idiot.
  610. [23:36] <@Ezekiel> (ahahahaha)
  611. [23:36] <Adder> A dense as fuck idiot.
  612. [23:37] <Vripe> I'm trying my hardest
  613. [23:37] <Adder> "Are you retarded?" Adder inquires.
  614. [23:37] <Adder> "Let me knock her tiny green skull in and we can fuck you moron."
  615. [23:37] * Adder tells it like it is.
  616. [23:37] <Vripe> "........."
  617. [23:38] <Vripe> ".....actually, I think I'll give you a cut instead."
  618. [23:38] <Vripe> "100/0, YOU AND ME"
  619. [23:38] * Vripe ties his boots tight
  620. [23:39] <Adder> "..... man what happened to the days when guys would do anything for sex."
  621. [23:39] * Adder sighs.
  622. [23:39] <Adder> roll 1d20+8 for initiative
  623. [23:39] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+8 for initiative --> [ 1d20=16 ]{24}
  624. [23:39] <Vripe> roll 1d20+4 for initiative
  625. [23:39] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+4 for initiative --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  626. [23:39] <Adder> PFFFFFFFFFFT
  627. [23:39] <Vripe> we got this
  628. [23:40] <Adder> roll 1d20+15
  629. [23:40] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{27}
  630. [23:40] <Adder> Sense motive check.
  631. [23:40] <Vripe> wow, there's such a thing
  632. [23:40] <@Ezekiel> yep
  633. [23:40] <Vripe> roll 1d20+10
  634. [23:40] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{22}
  635. [23:40] <Vripe> damn modifiers
  636. [23:41] <Adder> Now make a bluff check.
  637. [23:41] <Vripe> roll 1d20+10
  638. [23:41] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{27}
  639. [23:41] <Vripe> BOOYAH
  640. [23:41] <Vripe> I think
  641. [23:42] <Adder> You actually have no idea what the fuck you're doing as you try to match her bizarre movements. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DO.
  642. [23:42] <Adder> Adder steps back as you mimic her swaying.
  643. [23:42] <Adder> She's disengaged.
  644. [23:42] <Adder> You get an AoO
  645. [23:42] <Adder> Roll to hit.
  646. [23:42] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : to hit. --> error: malformed expression
  647. [23:43] <Vripe> uh
  648. [23:43] <Vripe> which number is that?
  649. [23:43] <@Ezekiel> (what are you going to attack with?)
  650. [23:43] <Adder> His hidden knife.
  651. [23:43] <Vripe> oh, uh, my weapon
  652. [23:44] <Vripe> yes
  653. [23:44] <Adder> The boots probably.
  654. [23:44] <Vripe> nah, not the boots
  655. [23:44] <Adder> The punching dagger?
  656. [23:44] <Vripe> +1 Sneaky Rapier
  657. [23:44] <Adder> Are you SURE
  658. [23:44] <Vripe> yeah, let's do this
  659. [23:44] <Adder> The hidden weapons would make it ocunt as a sneak attack.
  660. [23:45] <Vripe> wait, seriously!
  661. [23:45] <Vripe> BOOTS, SON
  662. [23:45] <Adder> Yep.
  663. [23:45] <Adder> That's what they're for.
  664. [23:45] <@Ezekiel> (What's the attack mod for the boots?)
  665. [23:45] <Adder> His base +dex
  666. [23:45] <Vripe> so roll 1d20+4?
  667. [23:45] <@Ezekiel> (no
  668. [23:45] <@Ezekiel> d20+7)
  669. [23:45] <Vripe> roll 1d20+7
  670. [23:45] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
  671. [23:47] <Adder> Adder, disoriented by the blantatly false look of confidence in your eyes, and your bizarre ability to pretend you're actually a good fighter, loses her balance and you take the chance to deliver a sharp kick to her ribs.
  672. [23:47] <Adder> 1d6+3d6+dex
  673. [23:47] <Adder> ROL IT
  674. [23:47] <@Ezekiel> lol
  675. [23:47] * Adder kicks.
  676. [23:47] <Vripe> 1d6+3d6+4
  677. [23:47] <Vripe> DANGIT
  678. [23:47] <Adder> ............
  679. [23:48] <@Ezekiel> (yep, that's right, now rol it)
  680. [23:48] <Sazir> ...
  681. [23:48] <Vripe> roll 1d6+3d6+4
  682. [23:48] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d6+3d6+4 --> [ 1d6=1 3d6=6 ]{11}
  683. [23:48] <Vripe> DANGIT
  684. [23:48] <Belor> .....
  685. [23:48] <@Ezekiel> nono
  686. [23:48] <@Ezekiel> that was right
  687. [23:48] <Sazir> Pfff hahahaha
  688. [23:48] <Vripe> I KNOW
  689. [23:48] <Adder> You deal 11 damage.
  690. [23:48] <Adder> Adder seems awed by the fact you actually attacked her with a hidden blade.
  691. [23:49] <Adder> "Hehe.... you're my kind of scumbag." She says as she grabs her ribs.
  692. [23:49] <Adder> NOW attack with your rapier.
  693. [23:49] <Adder> You can feint first if you want.
  694. [23:49] <Adder> Since you already have her bewildered.
  695. [23:49] <Vripe> oooh, that sounds fancy
  696. [23:49] <Vripe> let's try it
  697. [23:49] <Adder> bluff check.
  698. [23:50] <Vripe> roll 1d20+10
  699. [23:50] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{14}
  700. [23:50] <Adder> roll 1d20+17
  701. [23:50] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{24}
  702. [23:50] <Vripe> ah
  703. [23:51] <Vripe> MODIFIEEEEEERS
  704. [23:51] <Adder> You try to replicate Adder's fancy moves to throw her off further but she still manages to read your attacks.
  705. [23:51] <Adder> rol to hit.
  706. [23:51] <Vripe> uh, that's 1d20+7?
  707. [23:51] <Adder> (You still have two hidden blades.)
  708. [23:51] <Adder> Depends on what you attack with.
  709. [23:52] <Adder> You already have her thinking the Rapier is what you're attacking with.
  710. [23:52] <Vripe> other boot, then
  711. [23:52] <Adder> Then yes.
  712. [23:52] <Vripe> roll 1d20+7
  713. [23:52] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
  714. [23:52] <Adder> 1d20+7
  715. [23:52] <Adder> Hit.
  716. [23:52] <Adder> Damage.
  717. [23:52] <Adder> It's still a sneak attack.
  718. [23:52] <Vripe> roll 1d6+3d6+4
  719. [23:52] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d6+3d6+4 --> [ 1d6=6 3d6=13 ]{23}
  720. [23:53] <Vripe> now THAT'S more like it
  721. [23:53] <Adder> You step in on Adder causing her to sway to the left to avoid a rapier thrust that never comes and hit her in the other side of her ribs with your second hidden blade.
  722. [23:53] <Adder> "Buh..." Adder coughs up blood as she reels.
  723. [23:54] == thewizardninja [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: ]
  724. [23:54] <Adder> You keep your rapier pointed toward her causing her to continually have to follow 3 points of attack at once.
  725. [23:54] <Adder> Rol to hit onii.... it's been long enough, and you've caught up.
  726. [23:55] <Adder> Her AC is 14 atm.
  727. [23:55] <Adder> Since ANTS has her mind fucked.
  728. [23:55] <Adder> She's focused on him.
  729. [23:55] <@Ezekiel> Do I have to sneak up to keep it that way?
  730. [23:56] <Adder> Nope.
  731. [23:56] <@Ezekiel> ok then
  732. [23:56] <@Ezekiel> roll 1d20+11
  733. [23:56] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{16}
  734. [23:56] <Adder> That counter bluff beat her DC by 10 so she's disoriented for the entire fight.
  735. [23:57] <Adder> hit.
  736. [23:57] * Ezekiel smiles and says "Hello miss!" and swings his scythe
  737. [23:57] <@Ezekiel> roll 2d4+1d6+6
  738. [23:57] <!DnD-sama> Ezekiel rolled : 2d4+1d6+6 --> [ 2d4=3 1d6=4 ]{13}
  739. [23:57] * Adder is slashed across the back and falls forward.
  740. [23:57] <Adder> OKAY.
  741. [23:57] <Adder> NOW HIT HER WITH THE RAPIER
  742. [23:58] <@Ezekiel> (pffffft)
  743. [23:58] <Sazir> (The rapier is your penis)
  744. [23:58] <Belor> (I would rapier her if you know what I mean)
  745. [23:58] <Vripe> ROLL 1D20+7
  746. [23:58] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1D20+7 --> error: malformed expression
  747. [23:58] <Vripe> DAMNIT
  748. [23:58] <Adder> (If they don't neg 10 her you might get the chance.)
  749. [23:58] <@Ezekiel> the "d" has to be lower case
  750. [23:58] <Sazir> (Even if it does...he still can.)
  751. [23:59] <Vripe> roll 1d20+7
  752. [23:59] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  753. [23:59] <Sazir> (She'll just be a bit...colder)
  754. [23:59] <@Ezekiel> (LEWD)
  755. [23:59] <Vripe> I KNEW I should have used the throwing knives
  756. [00:00] <Adder> ANTS, you're actually +10 to hit with that particular weapon when sneak attacking.
  757. [00:00] <Adder> So that's a hit.
  758. [00:00] <Vripe> ah, I see
  759. [00:01] <Vripe> oh, damage
  760. [00:01] <Adder> It's a +1 weapon making it +8 and it gain +2 when sneak attacking since "Sneaky"
  761. [00:01] <Adder> Damage is 1d6+5d6+5
  762. [00:01] <@Ezekiel> (what about the sneak attack damage?)
  763. [00:01] <@Ezekiel> (oh, nm
  764. [00:01] <@Ezekiel> )
  765. [00:01] <Vripe> roll 1d6+5d6+5
  766. [00:01] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d6+5d6+5 --> [ 1d6=5 5d6=21 ]{31}
  767. [00:01] <Adder> That's with all the bonus damage.
  768. [00:02] <Vripe> ....ouch
  769. [00:02] <Adder> She's at 2 HP.
  770. [00:02] <Adder> roll 1d20+5
  771. [00:02] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  772. [00:02] <Adder> Donni throws a rock at her.
  773. [00:02] <Vripe> PFFT
  774. [00:02] <Adder> roll 1d3
  775. [00:02] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
  776. [00:02] <@Ezekiel> (bwahahahaaha)
  777. [00:03] <Belor> PFFFFFFT
  778. [00:03] <@Ezekiel> (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA)
  779. [00:03] <Adder> She's at 1 HP
  780. [00:03] <Adder> roll 1d20+15
  781. [00:03] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  782. [00:03] <Vripe> can we do that tripping thig
  783. [00:03] <Adder> Adder tumbles 10 feet away and begins to run bleeding severely.
  784. [00:03] <Adder> Ants throw a dagger at her.
  785. [00:03] <Adder> None of you can catch her on foot.
  786. [00:04] <Vripe> oh man
  787. [00:04] <Adder> You're the only one that can get her.
  788. [00:04] <Vripe> so this is +6
  789. [00:04] <Adder> She's got most of her AC back too so good lick.
  790. [00:04] <Adder> luck*
  791. [00:04] <Adder> painpills
  792. [00:04] <Vripe> roll 1d20+6
  793. [00:04] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
  794. [00:04] <Adder> +7
  795. [00:04] <Adder> 3+4
  796. [00:05] <Adder> 22 actually hits.
  797. [00:05] <Adder> damage.
  798. [00:05] <Vripe> OH, I get it
  799. [00:05] <Adder> 1d4+4
  800. [00:05] <Vripe> roll 1d4+4
  801. [00:05] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{6}
  802. [00:05] <Adder> Okay she's unconscious.
  803. [00:05] <Adder> Hit her in the back.
  804. [00:05] <Adder> I need to update your page.
  805. [00:06] <Vripe> "I can forgive you trying to have sex with me, but calling me a moron?"
  806. [00:07] <Vripe> "Although I like the ring of 'scumbag,' honestly."
  807. [00:09] <!DnD-sama> Fixed.
  808. [00:09] <Adder> Okay now what are you gonna do with the bitch?
  809. [00:10] <Vripe> uh
  810. [00:10] <Vripe> draw a mustache on her face
  811. [00:10] <Vripe> then get her some medical attention
  812. [00:10] <Vripe> and take all her stuff
  813. [00:11] <Vripe> think that covers everything
  814. [00:11] <Adder> 900 XP each for that.
  815. [00:11] <Adder> Everyone.
  816. [00:12] <Adder> Imouto add that into your sheet... I'm lazy.
  817. [00:12] <Vripe> I can do that much
  818. [00:14] <Adder> Adder has no items of value whatsoever.
  819. [00:14] <Vripe> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  820. [00:14] <Adder> And you know the best part?
  821. [00:14] <Adder> By violating her vow she loses most of her shit.
  822. [00:14] <Adder> I'm going to modify her page.
  823. [00:14] <Adder> Then repost it.
  824. [00:14] <Vripe> HUUUUUUUUUH?
  825. [00:14] <Adder> She failed to kill onii after starting a fight with him.
  826. [00:15] <@Ezekiel> pfffffft
  827. [00:15] <Adder> Onii's character ahs something I like to call Devil's luck.
  828. [00:15] <Belor> oh? Did you say healing? Well look at that....I have a level in "Cleric" now~
  829. [00:15] <Adder> He'll never die unless someone diliberately kills him.
  830. [00:15] <@Ezekiel> Belor....
  831. [00:16] <@Ezekiel> why do i feel like you took a level in cleric so you can heal the people you torture and keep them alive as long as you can for said torture?
  832. [00:16] <Adder> So her "break his neck and leave him to die" plan backfired.
  833. [00:16] <Vripe> ah, that's good to know
  834. [00:16] <Belor> ......that is a wonderful idea BarBar why thank you~
  835. [00:16] <@Ezekiel> you're welcome~
  836. [00:18] <Belor> So bring her down to the basement and go rest....I can handle things I'm sure~
  837. [00:21] <Adder> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=411595
  838. [00:22] <Adder> Any of you could take her now.
  839. [00:22] <Vripe> those skill mods, though
  840. [00:22] <Adder> roll 8d6
  841. [00:22] <!DnD-sama> Adder rolled : 8d6 --> [ 8d6=29 ]{29}
  842. [00:23] == Adder [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  843. [00:23] <!DnD-sama> So yeah.
  844. [00:23] <!DnD-sama> Adder is added to the slave list.
  845. [00:23] <!DnD-sama> She's already evil and defiled though so she'd make a shitty sacrifice.
  846. [00:23] <!DnD-sama> ANTS beat her so I think he should be the one who has her ownership.
  847. [00:24] <Vripe> cool, I'd be fine with that
  848. [00:24] <Vripe> shenanigans
  849. [00:25] <@Ezekiel> Good job ants
  850. [00:25] <@Ezekiel> I can just imagine that scene in my head
  851. [00:25] <@Ezekiel> >monk starts doing monk shit
  852. [00:25] <Belor> ANTS is credit to team
  853. [00:26] <@Ezekiel> >Dickish rogue starts mocking and copying her
  854. [00:26] <@Ezekiel> >She loses her shit and backs off
  855. [00:26] <!DnD-sama> ANTS has a gift.
  856. [00:26] == InvisBro [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  857. [00:26] <!DnD-sama> He's terrible... but he's such a good liar he can fake being good.
  858. [00:26] <@Ezekiel> Ants
  859. [00:26] <@Ezekiel> if there was a movie about our adventures
  860. [00:26] <!DnD-sama> Vripe general.
  861. [00:26] <@Ezekiel> the whole time, you'd be a joke
  862. [00:27] <@Ezekiel> and then this happens
  863. [00:27] <@Ezekiel> and it's liek
  864. [00:27] <@Ezekiel> *like
  865. [00:27] <@Ezekiel> "Oh yeah, I'm secretly a badass"
  866. [00:28] <Vripe> preeeeetty much
  867. [00:28] <!DnD-sama> Adder is a mega slut.
  868. [00:28] <!DnD-sama> So fun times will be had by all.
  869. [00:28] <Vripe> I think I can hold her off
  870. [00:28] <!DnD-sama> That's it for the day though.
  871. [00:28] <!DnD-sama> Also Adder had a rose on her.
  872. [00:28] <!DnD-sama> Which makes Aeria start pondering on the message from her father.
  873. [00:28] <Vripe> eh, I'll leave that with her
  874. [00:29] <Vripe> OH SHIIIIIII
  875. [00:29] <Belor> OH DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
  876. [00:29] <!DnD-sama> Then you find the contract orders on her.
  877. [00:29] <!DnD-sama> And the name of the guild is the Bloody Rose.
  878. [00:29] <Vripe> british, huh?
  879. [00:29] <!DnD-sama> And the order to "Drain the Rose of Blood" or whatever it was, starts to make sense.
  880. [00:30] <!DnD-sama> Then you all remember the elf in the woods, and the pieces slowly come together.
  881. [00:30] <!DnD-sama> This guild has some beef with Erythnul.
  882. [00:30] <!DnD-sama> Nyukka's gots ta die.
  883. [00:30] <!DnD-sama> But after this fight it's clear you're going to need back-up.
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