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- CAC: Suburb AU Memo Game 
- CTG: SP: 
- CTG: AC: 
- ?AU: :smpa:
- ?GG: Destroy the Godmoder memo game
- CAC: You live in a suburb. Who are you?
- ?GG: Godmoder: 100/100 HP
- CSE: oh no.
- CSP: I bitchslap Godmodder
- CAC: Error, godmoder does not reside in the suburb.
- CSE: Godmoder != godmodder.
- CCA: yes godmoder
- CCA: 
- CSP: I win
- ?GG: The Godmodder ıs not around, and has the sense to not be around
- ?GG: ever
- CAC: Error. You cannot play as the godmodder, this isn't DTG, you can't be a villian, you evil scum.
- ?GG: fııııııne
- ?GG: >Generıc
- CCA: >Chuck Norris
- CAC: Your name is Generic.
- CAC: That's not actually your name.
- CAC: However, its so generic, everyone just calls you that
- CSP: >Piono's hot weapon collection
- CAC: You're a very boring person.
- ?AU: https://soundcloud.com/user-840336525/mogovolonio it is here
- CAC: You are currently in your room.
- CAC: On your computer.
- CAC: You are the neighbourhood recluse.
- CAC: What will you do?
- ?GG: >Go outsıde
- CSP: >shitpost upon Pesterchum
- ?AU: >listen to mogovolonio
- CAC: Wow, that's the first time you've done that in a while! 
- CAC: You leave your room and head outside.
- CAC: Its a beautiful spring day.
- CAC: The birds are chirping and the sun is shining
- CAC: What will you do?
- ?GG: >Fınd Fseftr
- CAC: Who's that? You know of no one named Fseftr.
- CAC: That doesn't even sound like a name
- ?GG: >Go bother Twın
- CSP: >go back inside
- CAC: You head towards the home of the local schizophrenic, who goes by the nickname Twin.
- CAC: You knock on his door.
- CAC: No answer
- CAC: What will you do?
- CTG: gee thanks
- CSP: >retreat back into abode
- ?AU: >Go bother Split
- ?GG: >Contemplate whether HOA allows doors to be kıcked ın
- CAC: The HOA does not allow doors to be kicked in.
- ?GG: >Go complaın to HOA
- CAC: You don't acknowledge Split, you don't want to enable Build, after all.
- CAC: You mean Twin
- CAC: You head towards Richard's house.
- CSP: Oh god
- CAC: You pass by a very large fountain and knock on his door.
- CAC: He answers.
- CAC: "Yes?"
- ?GG: >Complaın about lack of lower levels of HOA
- CAC: test
- CSP: >"Inquire to Richard about killing himself"
- CAC: "What are you talking about? There's Serpent and Kayne."
- CAC: "Go bother them for your minor HOA items"
- CAC: You don't do that
- ?GG: >contemplate pıssıng ın rıchard's fountaın
- CAC: You think about it.
- CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCU: AMBUSH!!!
- CTG: hey
- CAC: ...there's not much to say here
- CCU: HΞLLOWZ.
- CAC: You could do it
- CCA: Hey.
- ?GG: yo
- CTG: tazz there was an updop to dtg2
- CCU: ...My life sucks.
- CSE: hello.
- CAC: It wouldn't do much
- CCU: TG: what happened?
- CAC: He probably has camera
- CAC: s
- CAC: Will you do it?
- CTG: <THE 51ST WATCHES>
- ?GG: >contemplate puttıng on a mask
- CCU: Did Crusher finally get his comb rave? 
- CTG: no
- CTG: another orgiinal post dop
- CAC: Masks are against the HOA.
- CAU: >Go visit engie's house
- CAC: The only people who wear masks are criminals, after all.
- ?GG: >contemplate just wearıng a really tıght hoodıe
- CAC: You decide to visit engie's house.
- CAC: It is very recntangular.
- CAC: You knock on the door.
- CCU: ...What's going on Fseftr?
- CAC: The metal door hurts your hand.
- CAC: A suburb AU memo game
- CCU: mph.
- CAC: Engie answers the door.
- CCU: Today was long and hard.
- CSP: >threaten Engie for hot tech
- CCU: Who's SP?
- ?GG: revan
- CAC: "No."
- CCU: Ah.
- ?GG: and thıs ıs tazz
- CAC: "Get off my property."
- CCU: Heyo.
- CSP: I guessed
- CCU: Update may not happen today because April Fools.
- CSP: Hello
- CCU: | hate april fools with an unholy passion.
- CAU: yeah cuz people CAN'T STICK TO THE RULESSSS
- CSP: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- CAU: i know!
- CAU: tazz, don't post it today but
- CAC: He takes out a roomba with a chainsaw attached to it.
- CAU: finish it today!!!!
- CAU: that way you can post it at 12:00 tonight!
- CCU: | dont' care the extent of it i a flipped avatar
- CAC: and points it at you.
- CSP: >flee
- CCU: AU | know that's a joke as filthy as my ass
- CAU: >insult his house while fleeing
- CCU: can we please stop the jokes? They're not really funny they're annoying.
- ?GG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xni3HQ_nzSc want to see never gonna gıve you up
- CAC: You run while yelling "Your house sucks!"
- CCU: No
- CAC: You are now on the sidewalk.
- CAC: What will you do?
- ?GG: okay
- CCU: | dont' want to see jackshit.
- ?GG: faır enough
- CCU: | don't want
- CCU: anything today
- CCU: except sleep.
- CAU: ok
- CAC: Then sleep
- CCU: Because today was fucking hell.
- CAU: sleep tight pupper
- ?GG: mh
- CAC: sleep tight pupper
- CCU: Two tests {and they were legit tests} and the information that | will fail a class on so much as a tardy.
- CTG: CU but I'm not doing an april fool's joke ;-;
- CCU: Fucking fantastic day today.
- CTG: it's ARGpril Fool's
- CAU: what draconian school do you go to?
- CCU: Alterante Reality Gamepril fools
- ?GG: yes
- CAC: You are still on the sidewalk of Engie's house, what will yo udo?
- CCU: AU: Considering the teacher on that note had given me as much leeway as a 18 wheeler |ts safe to say that this is more of a warning.
- ?GG: Contemplate punchıng the house
- CCU: yo udo
- CSP: >go bother Uzi
- CCU: >contemplate playing that Pokemon game
- CAC: You decide to vist Uzi.
- CSE: > reconsider.
- CCU: ...
- CSE: you don't want to die right now.
- CAC: You're not sure why you're considering visiting all these dangerous people
- ?GG: >remember ıncredıbly lıttle about ıt
- CAC: You decide against it
- CCU: | clearly came onto the memo on a bad time with a bad mood.
- CAC: Maybe you should visit someone less dangerous
- CCU: Yeah.
- CSP: Aww
- ?GG: >go bother netpatham
- CAC: You would, but he vanished months ago.
- CAU: >Go bother Generic
- CCU: >^
- ?GG: >go ınto hıs house
- CAC: You are generic!
- CCU: Fuck up your own day
- CAC: You enter your home.
- CAC: It is dark
- CAU: >Make Tazz a nice care package using items in your house
- ?GG: I meant netpatham's house.
- CCU: ...
- ?GG: jeez.
- CAC: You leave your home
- CAC: And enter Netpatham's home.
- CAC: A layer of dust covers everything
- ?GG: >Steal anythıng you can
- CCU: A layer of dust and shittiness
- CAC: Doesn't look like anyone's been here for a while
- CCU: You do not steal shit because it's al shit
- CAU: >Enter Netpatham's kitchen
- CCU: *all shit
- CCU: everything is shit
- CCU: literally
- CAC: You see a 3D printer
- CAC: Its not a very good one
- ?GG: >put ıt ın a bag that wıll be totally ınconspıcuous
- CAC: You take it anyways
- CCU: every little inch of the house is fucking made of real shit.
- CAC: You put it in a convient garbage bag
- CCU: netpatham's shit most likely
- CAC: You then enter his kitchen
- CAC: It is dusty but
- CCU: it is also made of shit
- CAC: There are footprints on the floor
- ?GG: check for cameras
- CCU: entirely
- CAU: >Follow the footprints
- CAC: There are no cameras
- CCU: there is only shit
- CAC: You follow the footprints to the kitchen window
- CSP: Tazz
- CAC: They stop
- CAC: There is no dust outside
- CCU: ?
- CAC: These must be months old
- CSE: look up.
- CAC: Its a ceiling.
- CAC: Amazing
- CSP: Stop... :MSPA: shitposting
- CCU: undercase only for 
- CCU: also
- CSE: finally the ceiling I was looking for it.
- CSP: Goddamnit
- CCU: i'm pretty much going to go.
- ?GG: >leave wındow
- CCA: bye
- CCU: My joking at Netpatham's expense is over
- CCU: le vanish and shit
- CCU ceased responding to memo.
- CAC: You leave Net's window and kitchen.
- CSP: Ciao Tazz
- CAC: You are now back in his living room.
- CAC: He does not have a large house
- CSE: that, SP is ciao ciao.
- CTG: dtg2 updop
- CSE: you need 2 ciao.
- CAC: What will you do?
- CAU: start a shitty DTG spinoff
- CAC: You don't know what DTG is
- ?GG: >jump through wındow
- CSP: >leave house and think of your nearby neighbors names
- CAC: You don't have the atheltic ability for that.
- CAU: >carefully exit through window
- CAC: Athelticism: 3
- CTG: I'm out
- CAU: oh
- CTG ceased responding to memo.
- CAU: welp okay you know what PUSH THIS SHIT TO ANOTHER MEMO :V
- CSP: Ciao Ciao Ciao Twin
- ?GG: clımb out of wındow
- CAC: You leave Net's house and wander off towards your own
- CAC: Meanwhile, you think about who lives next to you.
- CSE: just 2 ciao.
- CAC: There's Cobalt, the weed killing contractor
- CAC: And some girl who's never in her house
- CSP: SE: I try so hard
- ?GG: >go bother cobalt
- CAC: You ring on Cobalt's doorbell.
- CAC: Interesting how no one else had one.
- CAC: He answers.
- CAC: "Hey Generic."
- CCA: >cobalt: kill generic with fluoroantimonic acid
- CSP: Wait, I wanna hear the rest the list...
- CAC: You are not Cobalt right now.
- ?GG: >generıc: be cobalt
- CAC: Those are the two people living right noext to you.
- CCA: >generic: be killed by fluoroantimonic acid
- CAC: You won't name everyone.
- CAC: No.
- CAC: You are stuck as generic.
- CCA: >generic: yes
- CAC: I know, it sucks
- ?GG: haha
- ?GG: >stab self
- CCA: >generic: yes be killed by fluoroantimonic acid
- CAC: Your athelticism is not high enough to stab yourself.
- CAC: "So..."
- CAU: >Go to the gym
- CAC: Cobalt says
- CCA: >generic: stop talking to everyone and raise your athleticism to the point where you CAN stab yourself
- ?GG: >ask cobalt to kıll you wıth fluoroantımonıc acıd
- ?GG: 
- CCA: >↑
- CAC: "...no. That's really illegal"
- CAC: "I MEAN!
- CAC: "What fluoroantımonıc acıd???"
- CAC: "I don't have any!"
- CAC: "That'd be illegal!"
- CAC: He slams the door on you
- ?GG: >go down ınto tunnels
- CCA: >give up talking to people and drown yourself in richard's fountain
- CAC: You find a nearby trapdoor, and enter the tunnels
- CAC: It is well lit
- CAC: The HOA has furnished them
- ?GG: >fall asleep
- CAC: You wonder why you don't sleep in your bed.
- CSP: >go home
- CAC: You fall asleep.
- CCA: >realize you don't have a bed seconds before you fall asleep
- CAC: Now you're some other person.
- CAC: Who are you?
- ?GG: Cobalt
- CCA: >justin bieber
- CCA: no
- CCA: be justin bieber
- ?GG: yes
- ?GG: Cobalt
- CCA: stop trying to be me
- CCA: Justin Bieber
- ?GG: fıne, Net
- CCA: John Cena
- CCA: SCP-682
- CCA: Michael Rosen
- CSP: >Twin
- CCA: Chuck Norris
- CAC: Need to relog
- CAC: brb
- CAC ceased responding to memo.
- CURRENT absoluteCoolness5 [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAC: You are now Cobalt
- CAC: You are a professional weed killer.
- CAC: You are panicking
- CSP: >hide acid
- CCA: >Flood the town with fluoroantimonic acid
- ?GG: >Contemplate fındıng generıc and murderıng hım
- CCA: >Then go to space in a ship also made of fluoroantimonic acid
- CAC: That would be against the HOA
- CCA: >perform deadly all-in against generic
- CSP: >find your LSD afterwards
- CAC: You hide your conspicuous vat of acid.
- CCA: >then bathe in your acid
- CCA: >and then become drew pickles, lord of swellness
- ?GG: >Hug vat of acıd
- CAC: You are clearly mentally ill.
- CCA: >and then [REDACTED] everyone in the town
- CCA: >yes he is
- CCA: >yes he definitely is mentally ill
- CAU: oh god what is this weird ominous cancer shit engie posted in the reboot thread
- CAC: Your vat of acid suddenly fails
- CCA: >even more mentally ill than the twin
- CAC: And it drills into the Earth
- CAC: Whoops
- CAC: That was all of it
- CCA: >good
- CSP: And
- CSP: Rock falls
- CCA: >now jump into the hole it drilled
- CAU: inb4 athletics
- CAC: You jump into the hole.
- CAU: oh hey it worked
- CAC: ... It's too small
- CAU: >shrink
- CCA: >bullshit, the vat is 15 meters in diameter
- ?GG: >thınk about how bıg your vat ıs
- CCA: >you clearly remember that
- CAC: But the hole is only 20cm
- CCA: >but then again you're probably high on fluoroantimonic acid
- CAC: You stop being cobalt.
- CCA: >be crusher
- ?GG: ha
- CCA: >be crusher
- ?GG: >be crusher
- CAC: You are now crusher.
- CAC: You are an old man dying of cancer.
- ?GG: >contemplate endıng ıt all
- CAC: Except you're 12.
- CCA: >have gay sex orgy with every scp just as you take your last breath
- CAC: You think about it.
- CCA: >because you're 12 and you think gay sex orgies are funny
- CAC: You do not have the strength to do either, cancer has murdered your altheticism stat
- ?GG: darn
- CAC: And it will soon murder you
- CCA: >have a cancer b0ss
- CAC: A cancer what
- CCA: >learn lojban
- CCA: >then use it to speak to scp-343 and convince him to remove your cancer
- CSP: >pose like a sad child
- CAC: You are sad
- CSP: >because shit just got real
- CAC: Ugh, Ofn
- CAC: Continue this later, maybe
- CCA: alright
- CCA: total randomness au
- CCA: character select
- ?GG: >godmoder
- CCA: you are now the godmoder
- CCA: what will you do
- CSE: >look at the time, it's time to godmod.
- CSP: >change letter to Godmodder
- CSP: *name
- CCA: you realize you're not the godmodder, but instead the godmoder
- CCA: you're always in godmode
- CSP: >swallow sadness
- CSP: >cry deeply
- CSE: >go troll the godmodder.
- CSE: *G
- CCA: you cry yourself to sleep and are killed by the satanmoder in your sleep
- CCA: because apparently your godmode does not extend to sleeping
- CCA: for some reason
- ?GG: pfff
- CSP: >be Richard the Godmodder
- CCA: >you are now a man named "Richard the Godmodder"
- CCA: you are not godmodder477 nor will you ever be
- CCA: you are currently godmodding yourself even more infinite money so that you can survive the coming steam sale
- CCA: what will you do
- CSP: >kill self and become An Hero
- CCA: you become an hero
- CCA: your death causes a million paradoxes
- CCA: and everyone dies
- CCA: you then revive and revive everyone else
- CCA: the world is now overrun by giant killer robots
- CCA: what will you do
- CSP: >pose badassly and then engage robotic menace
- CCA: you pose in a bad-ass way
- CCA: then you move the hyphen one word to the right
- CCA: then you realize you suck at this and go engage the robotic menace
- CCA: you kill robot after robot until you realize all your mechs have turned on you
- CCA: what will you do
- CSP: >chuckle heartily and call upon the Anti-Mr.T Turret
- CCA: you call upon the anti-mr.t turrt
- CCA: which is now a potato
- CCA: wtf is going on
- CSP: >plunge hand into the AMR.TT and wield it as a caestus
- CAC: Back to the main show, no one likes Cobalt's. 
- CCA: the potato is anti-godmodder and kills you
- CCA: the end
- ?GG: kek
- CAC: You are a very say child dying of terminal cancer.
- CCC made AT an OP.
- CAC: SCPs aren't reak.
- CAC: Real.
- ?GG: hello, erelye
- CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAT: Hello.
- CSP: >curbstomp your former minions
- CAC: You wish they were.
- ?GG: welcome to ARGprıl fools
- CSP: Oh
- CSP: Well
- CAC: You go on the SCP Wiki a lot.
- ?GG: >contemplate askıng someone to kıll you
- ?GG: >wonder ıf you can exıt your house
- CAC: You consider it.
- CCA: masturbate vigorously to scp-682 on scp-053 action 
- CAC: No doubt some would be willing
- CAT: I'm not considering today to be April Fools any longer. It doesn't really exist past four PM, after all.
- ?GG: ındeed
- CAC: You can
- ?GG: and ıt's 4 pm over here
- CAT: Also, thank fuck that the thes are back.
- ?GG: ındeed
- CSE: it is 2 april here.
- CAT: We are all safe now.
- CSP: Hurrah
- CAT: I can write my Spades Slick intermission in peace.
- CAC: Man, Crusher'a tale is surprisingly depressing
- CSP: >stagger outside
- CAT: Looking back at Jack's bits in HS for this, I am surprised by how hilarious he is, in an entirely murderous way.
- CAC: You stagger outside.
- CAC: The sun is shining, the birds are chirping
- CAC: You live next to engie and TT2000.
- CAC: What a terrible nickname that is
- CAC: What will you do?
- CSP: >knock upon door and immediately mock him when he answers
- ?GG: >go to engıe
- ?GG: >ask hım to please let you ın
- CSP: Also
- CAC: You go to engie's house.
- CAC: He opens the door, considers you for a second, and lets you in.
- CCC made UC an OP.
- CAC: His house is full of ugly metal rectangles
- CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CUC: Hello all.
- CUC: Back.
- CSP: Hello Hello to all I haven't greeted
- CAT: Hello.
- CAC: What will you do?
- ?GG: holy shıt
- CUC: Ugh fucking Engie/
- CUC: Look at his fucking post in the reboot thread.
- ?GG: so: apparently ıf you draın 400 people of theır blood
- ?GG: and extract the ıron
- CSP: >ask for a cure for cancer
- ?GG: you have enough for a sword forged from the blood of your enemıes
- CAT: Ooh.
- ?GG: a somewhat terrıble one
- CAC: ".... What"
- CSE: nice.
- ?GG: but hey
- CAT: This random factoid is amazing.
- CAT: I need to try this.
- CAC: He stares at you, slightly sad.
- CAT: :D
- CSP: >die tragically upon Engie's arms
- CAC: It's your die to go.
- CAC: You die.
- CCA: "Hello Hello"...
- CCA: is SP gutza
- CAC: There would be a heartwarming scene here but
- CCA: in disguise
- CSP: No
- CUC: I am tired of Engie going 'Oh, I'm so powerful, I can threaten to disrupt games because of my characters' power.'
- CSP: It is I
- CAC: The perspective character is dead
- CURRENT flamingCarbohydrates [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CFC: heyo
- CAC: So
- CAT: Hello.
- CSP: Revan
- CUC: I AM TIRED OF FUCKING ENGIE.
- CAC: Who are you?
- ?GG: then break up wıth hım
- CAC: Hue
- ?GG: move on
- CCA: a potato
- ?GG: 
- CUC: Hue hue.
- CUC: 2-1.
- CCA: saturation saturation
- CCA: >be a potato
- CAC: No potatoes exist in the suburb
- CUC: Nah but seriously.
- ?GG: gradıent gradıent
- CAC: They are against the HOA
- CCA: >be a nuclear bomb under the suburb
- CSP: >be the fucking space wizard
- CAT: Engie is a prick, yep.
- CAC: You are now Erelye
- CAT: Hah.
- CCA: >be the fucking nuclear quest-giving taco
- CUC: I'm going to recommend to Piono that he completely ban player characters higher in power than the fucking Godmodder in the reboot.
- CUC: Just to keep it real.
- CAC: You are an occult enthusiast.
- ?GG: yeah that'd be annoyıng
- CUC: Engie needs a shakeup, he needs to wake up from his dreams of power.
- CFC: ^
- CAC: You lead the neighborhood occult club.
- CAC: You are also a pasty teenager.
- CUC: Because I dare to say they're making everyone else quite sour.
- CAC: What will you do?
- CAT: He's a fucking unironic Trump quoter. I doubt we can change his mind.
- CFC: 
- CUC: *mic drops*
- CUC: now, quick afk
- CFC: *waits for lights to dim*
- CSP: >consult your fellow cultists
- CFC: *picks up mic*
- CFC: *runs off laughing*
- ?GG: should we really have anybody ın charge of a vast organızatıon ın the reboot
- CAC: But which one?
- CAT: Their names are Harold, Jimson, Hills, and Crystal.
- ?GG: I mean yes, some people handle ıt well
- ?GG: but others do ıt terrıbly
- CFC: >consult Hills for emotional support
- CAC: Sure.
- CAC: You leave for Hills' house.
- CAC: That's just Bomber's real name.
- CCA: >on the way, be distracted by a chair
- CAT: Hah.
- CAU: if Reboot were to happen I would probably join as Irongutta. I mean how could I not 
- CAU: pretty sure i've already accidentally revealed my real name once.
- CAT: What's this talk of a reboot?
- CFC: I would be a new, innocent Toast 
- CAC: You knock on his door, and he answers.
- CAU: alright let me fish up the ol tumor
- CAU: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8366439/1/#new
- CFC: I think generic knows mine
- CAC: "Hey Erelye, what's up?"
- CFC: but I dunno
- ?GG: I mean I forget people's names
- CFC: I don't really care if people know my name
- ?GG: haha
- CSP: I be Nyarlathotep and space monk Revan
- ?GG: I don't really care for my name
- CAT: I think I've said this before, but I'm pretty sure Erelye feels more like my real name than my real name.
- CAC: You tell Bomber that.
- CAU: legally change your name to Erelye and never get jobs ever
- CAC: "okay..."
- CAT: Hah.
- CSP: >greet affably
- CAT: Stab Hills in neck with cursed broken bottle.
- CAC: "Yeah, hey... Again"
- CAT: As Erelye, I can assure you I have one.
- CAC: You don't have it with you right this moment.
- CAT: Dammit.
- CFC: >Enter withour warning
- CAT: Just choke them to death then.
- CFC: >Enter with our warning*
- CAC: "Do you want to come-" you do so.
- CAT: With your bare hands.
- CAC: Your athleticism is incredibly low.
- CAC: Even lower than generic's
- CAU: Not cool >:C
- CAT: Let me kill this person, dammit.
- CAC: It is 2
- CFC: >Start tasting the wallpaper
- CAT: Fine, mentally debate them into a coma.
- CAU: Actually kill him. Hills has me locked in his basement.
- CAT: Hah.
- CSP: >ramble about your woes and mention something about owing an Old One $5
- CAC: You require an athleticism of 5 to choke someone to death with your habds.
- CAT: I will be your savior.
- ?GG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3m5z-MO-is&index=4&list=PLC4E9F4F6136EF251
- CAC: Magic isn't real, silly.
- CAC: Oh wait, you said debate.
- CAT: Correct.
- CAT: Yeah.
- CAC: What will you debate about?
- CFC: >Show hills your thesis on how magic is real
- CAT: Uh, quantum mechanics.
- CAC: "What mechanics?"
- CAT: Surely suburb me knows a thing or two about that sort of shit.
- CAC: "you're such a nerd"
- CAT: >Proceed to educate the kidnapper.
- CAT: "You are not going anywhere until you can explain this to me easily."
- CAC: You proceed to educate Bomber about quantum mechanics.
- CAC: He quickly falls asleep.
- CAC: Victory.
- CFC: >kidnap Bomber
- CAT: Okay, break into basement, and free real Bomber.
- CSE: >choke it now.
- CAC: You enter Bomber's basement.
- CAT: Also, kill Hills on the way back.
- CAC: This is so dumb
- CAC: .... Wait
- CAC: You find Bomber tied to a pole.
- CAC: Huh.
- CAT: Hah.
- CAC: You were right.
- CAC: You untie him.
- CSP: >Twist Plot
- CFC: Starting spi~~ing out super secret wizard swear words.
- CAT: Free him, after making him promise to give me 500 USD.
- CAC: But Hills is gone by the time you're back.
- CAC: "... No"
- CAC: "I owe you one though"
- CAT: Okay, hide in ditch, and wait for police to inevitably arrive.
- CAC: "which is not worth more than twenty dollars"
- CSP: >bemoan your lack of dosh
- CAT: Hmm.
- CAC: You hide behind a nearby bush.
- CAT: Can I bite Bomber's tongue off?
- CAC: Bomber stares at you as he calls the police.
- CSP: >your debts have racked quite high
- CAT: And sell it later?
- CAC: Eric arrives.
- CAC: He is the local cop.
- CAC: He and Bomber begin speaking.
- CAC: What will you do?
- CSP: >Shit wizardly robes and flee scene
- ?GG: punch erıc
- CAT: I'm going to bury underground.
- CAT: Dig my own grave preemptively.
- ?GG: and fınd hallucınogenıc drugs
- CFC: Using a noodle
- CAC: You open a nearby trapdoor and enter the tunnels.
- CAC: It is dark.
- CAC: You're not sure why the lights went oit.
- CAT: My nerd eyes can practically see in the dark anyways.
- CAC: Out
- CAC: You can see quite well though.
- CAC: You are alone.
- CSP: >find grue
- CFC: >find groot
- CAC: Grue?
- CAT: Slowly and dramatically turn around.
- CSE: (generic was sleeping here?)
- CAC: You slowly turn around.
- CAC: ....
- CSP: >play Zork and remember grue
- CAC: ....
- CAC: You catch a shadow vanishing around the cor er.
- CSE: oh no the grue.
- CAT: Follow shadow.
- CAT: Carefully.
- CAC: You stalk the shadow, turning the corner cautiously.
- CAC: It is a dead end.
- CAC: But
- CSP: Zork man
- CAC: No one's there
- CAT: Search walls for secret passages.
- CSP: The Grue gave me PTSD
- CFC: >Use infrared vision to search for them
- CAC: You search the walls for secret passages.
- CAT: And floors, for that matter.
- CAC: ... You do not find one but
- CAC: There is a trapdoor above this passgae
- CAC: Ascend?
- CAT: Yes.
- CSP: >ascend like badass
- CAT: ^
- CAC: You ascend the ladder, putting on sunglasses as you do so.
- CAT: Upward Movement plays in background.
- CAC: You are now in someone's backyard.
- CAC: It is next to the ocean.
- CUC: Back.
- CAT: Find out who owns the house.
- CAT: If related to Eric in any way, light it on fire.
- CAC: You examine the house and try to remember whos it is
- CSP: >molest(annoy) who owns this property
- CUC: To get off the topic of the text adventure for a second, I'm responding to Engie, and would like feedback on my planned response.
- CAC: It is Blue's
- CAT: Hmm.
- CSP: Don't
- CAT: Check to see if anyone is inside.
- CSP: Tha only causes
- CAT: If so, knock.
- CSP: *That
- CAC: You look through the back window
- CSP: Strife
- CFC: UC: Okay.
- CSP: Pain
- CAC: It occurs to you this is creepy
- CAT: Who cares.
- CAC: But still, you see no one
- CAT: Knock on door.
- CAC: You ring on the doorbell, because those are a thing
- CAT: Hah.
- CAC: Though... On a back door?
- CAC: You shrug
- CFC: UC: What did you have planned?
- CSP: I really would like some names
- CAC: Blue opens the door.
- CAC: "What"
- CAT: "Good evening."
- CAC: "It's the afternoon."
- CSP: I know that AT is Eyerle
- CUC: "Nobody gets special treatment in a continuity reboot. [i]Nobody.[/i] And that you are expecting special treatment just because your main RP character eats universes does not reflect well on you. Hell, Crystal exists in a state that could actually justify his retaining memories. But if this reboot happens, I'm still planning to not have him remember. Because I seem to actually have respect for the rules that
- Piono laid down."
- CFC: Toast here.
- CAT: " Don't care. I'm a property inspector, and this tunnel over here is off-limits according to the homeowner's association."
- CUC: There.
- CUC: Retyped it/
- ?GG: mh
- CSP: Wait
- CSP: Meant
- CSP: UC
- CUC: Feedback on said response?
- CUC: Oh.
- CUC: I'm Crystal.
- CSP: Oh
- CAC: "What are you talking about? Richard placed it"
- CSP: GODDAMNIT
- ?GG: I am clearly actually a vaguely defıned spırıt
- CAC: "Unless he changed his mind... C
- CAT: "Considered covering it up?"
- ?GG: that possesses whatever
- CSP: So
- CFC: UC: That seems reasonable
- CAC: "Also, you look like you're about sixteen..."
- CSP: Is AT Eyerle
- CAT: "Your point?"
- CAC: "Eh, why?"
- CFC: SP: Yes.
- CAT: ((I am indeed Erelye.))
- CSP: Also hiya Toast and Crystal
- CAC: She was responding to your previous comment
- CAT: "Good point."
- CSP: Thank
- CAT: "So, shall I leave, or have you any illegal weapons I could borrow. Mister Eric may or may not be after me."
- CAC: "Next time, use the front door"
- CAC: "Hmm?"
- CAC: "Uh... No, I don't think so"
- CAT: "You're lying."
- CAC: "Why are the police after you?"
- CAT: "May or may not have discovered a kidnapping plot?"
- CAC: "You asked whether I had illegal weapons you could borrow"
- ?GG: crys how ıs goıng
- CAC: "I do not"
- CUC: (There, post made. Some edits, but not too much.)
- CAT: "Pardon me. Shave that down to just weapons."
- CAC: "Why would the cops be after you for helping them?"
- CFC: (( UC: Seems reasonable, as I said before. ))
- CAC: "Hmm..."
- CAC: "Fine."
- CFC: I hope it gets to him, in the good sense.
- CSP: UC: Just hope Engie doesn't act offended again
- CUC: He can act offended all he fucking wants.
- CAC: She closes the door.
- CAC: ...
- CAC: ...
- CAC: ...
- CAC: She doesn't come back.
- CAT: Pull out lighter.
- CSP: 3/2 of a Mainframe
- CAT: Which I know I have.
- CAT: I'm me. I have a lighter.
- CUC: I don't care about him and his bullshit OP character who CLEARLY deserves special treatment because he's basically a Marty Stu.
- CAT: This is a fact.
- CAC: You take out a lighter from your pocket.
- CAC: Just then, Blue appears.
- CAU: Hoho.
- CAU: Haha.
- CAT: Hah.
- CAC: "You know I can see you right"
- CAT: "Yep."
- CAC: "Here, have this"
- CAU: I really need to sit down and actually write out my plot. I told it to twin a while back (since I finally got a concrete idea)
- CAU: and it is what I am sticking with because he likes it and I like it.
- CFC: I probably need to plan a character for once
- CSP: UC: Then stick it to him
- CFC: Never planned one in DTG.
- CAC: She tosses you a katana "Folded five thousand times, you nerd"
- CSP: FC: Nyarlathotep, man.
- CAC: "awful weapon by the way"
- CAT: "I expected no less from you."
- CFC: SP: :?
- CAC: "Hmm..."
- CAT: "I think I'll be on my way. Unless you have a desire to stab me."
- CSP: FC: Don't plan, have a guideline
- CAT: "In which case, I think I'll just sort of light the house on fire."
- CAC: Blue looks uncertain as to if you're sincere, but then realizes she doesn't really care.
- CAU: *realizes the entire neighborhood is assholes*
- CAC: "Use the front door next time"
- ?GG: contemplate whether cameras can record ın nıght vısıon
- CAT: "No promises."
- CSP: FC: That's what I did with Nyarly
- CFC: FC: Yeah, I just didn't really understand.
- CAC: ".... Now that I'm in the house a lot..."
- CAC: Not
- CFC: FC: k.
- CAC: She closes the door
- CAT: I leave.
- CAC: You are now on the sidewalk in front of Blue's house.
- CAC: What will you do?
- CAT: Walk over to the next nearest house.
- CAC: You have katana.
- CAC: That would be generic's
- CAT: Wonderful.
- CSP: >Rename quest Eyerle quest
- CAC: You knock on his door...
- CAC: No response
- CAU: >Be generic
- CAT: Isn't he sleeping in the tunnels?
- CAT: Or whatever?
- ?GG: yes
- CAC: Yes
- ?GG: go down ın the tunnels
- CAT: In that case, ignite house.
- ?GG: douse fıre
- CAT: Nah, leave it burning.
- CAC: You quickly ignite and douse generic's house...
- CAT: Stab anybody who tries to stop me.
- CAT: Ignite again.
- CAU: Ignite it twice as hard.
- ?GG: douse agaın, throw away lıghter
- CCA: ((UC, will there be terrariadop?))
- CAT: Pick up lighter, ignite again.
- CAC: You are conflicted.
- CUC: Fuck, a thunderstorm.
- CAC: Very, very conflicted
- CUC: I might have to unplug the computer.
- CAT: As Erelye Prime, I demand I light the house on fire.
- CUC: So, possibly no, hopefully yes.
- CAU: >Erelye realizes that his mind is full of formless eldritch horrors that treat him like an MSPA
- CAC: Do people actually do that
- ?GG: douse agaın, throw away lıghter
- CAC: You light the house on fire.
- CAT: You're asleep. You have no say here, GG.
- CAU: but UC
- CAC: It suddenly starts pouring rain.
- ?GG: darn
- CUC: ?
- CAC: The fire is doused.
- CAU: you can't unplug your computer in the middle of a brewing shitstorm
- CAT: I shout obscenities into the sky.
- ?GG: perf
- CAT: Rob Generic's house.
- CSP: >be Zeus
- CAT: Take anything of value.
- CAT: Also, all the books.
- CAC: You curse ne.
- CAC: Me
- CAC: Then pick generic's lock
- CSP: >smite nonbeliever
- CFC: I just realised none of my charcters would work in a suburban environment.
- CAC: No
- CAC: He does not have many valuables?
- CAC: A laptop?
- CAT: Take every book.
- ?GG: >contemplate stabbıng self
- CAT: Nope, you're asleep.
- CAT: No say.
- ?GG: ha
- CUC: hah
- CAT: I'll cut my arm off later, anyhow.
- CAC: You take all of generic's books, putting then into a convenient garbage bag.
- CAU: >meet up with that super cool guy you saved an indefinite amount of time ago and recruit him into your cult-party
- CAC: You take his laptop too
- ?GG: damn
- CAC: Shit, gtg
- CAC ceased responding to memo.
- ?GG: my laptop
- CAU: fff
- CAT: I'll buy you a new one with cult money.
- ?GG: DTGodmoder.
- CAT: I just need the data on yours.
- ?GG: Godmoder 100/100
- ?GG: Feel free to do whatever
- ?GG: 
- PAST flamingCarbohydrates [PFC] 1 MINUTE AGO responded to memo.
- PFC: I throw the Godmodder at the Godmoder
- CAT: >Be Godmoder.
- CUC: I type /cheats disable.
- PFC: Oh, whoops.
- CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAC: Alright, I'm on mobile, so
- ?GG: >The Godmoder complaıns about Rıchard's sımılarıty to hım
- CSP: GG: pimpslap Godmodder
- CFC: I throw the godmoder at himself.
- ?GG: >The Godmoder refuses to let you be hım
- CUC: Yeah, unplugging.
- CAT: Alright, leave house, and recruit Bomber into cult-party, like he said. If we're still doing this.
- CUC: I'll be back on mobile.
- ?GG: whee
- CUC ceased responding to memo.
- CAC: Hmm, sure, it'll be slow tho
- CFC: I throw all the MnMs in the world marked with W's at the godmodder
- CAT: That's fine.
- CAC: You leave generic's house
- CAC: And head towards Bonber's once more
- CFC: 
- CAC: You can see Eric through the window
- CAU, ?AU ceased responding to memo.
- CAT: Use doorbell.
- CAC: You ring the doorbell.
- CSP: >slice Eric through when he answers
- CAC: Eric gets up to answer the door.
- CAT: "I'm here for the guy I rescued."
- ?GG: >punch Erıc
- CAT: "We've got something to discuss in private."
- CAT: No.
- CSP: Alright
- CAC: He nods.
- CAT: Do not punch officer.
- CSP: I'll stop
- CFC: >throw the godmoder at eric
- CSP: DTGodmoder
- CAC: Bomber comes to the door
- CAC: And leaves.
- CAC: Eric is investigating
- CAC: You'll have to talk outside
- CAT: Alright.
- CSP: <Murder Moder senseless
- CAC: "Thanks again"
- CAT: "I've heard from sources that you want in on the cult deal."
- ?GG: we're not doıng dtgmoder
- CSP: Aw
- CFC: rip
- CSP: You disappoint
- CAC: "Uh... Yea"
- CAC: "what sources?"
- CAT: "This guy in North Carolina."
- CAT: "You probably don't know him."
- CAC: "Hmm, are we in that state right now? Not sure for some reason..."
- CAT: "Maps say that we are in either Maine or New York. Can't tell which."
- CAT: "Maybe even Vermont."
- CAC: "Alright..."
- CAC: "So, can I join your cult?"
- CAT: "Knock on my door nine times at three in the morning next week."
- CAC: "Uh... Okay"
- CAT: "When the warden comes to answer, say 'the raven hacks at the walnut fiercely.'"
- CAC: "which day?"
- CSP: And
- CAT: "Tuesday."
- CAC: "... Alright"
- CSP: I've realized that Eyerle quest is in Arkham
- CAT: "Be sure nobody follows you."
- CSP: Or Innsmouth
- CAC: "... I doubt anybody well, but okau'
- CAT: I walk away.
- CAC: You wave and walk away.
- CAC: What now?
- CAT: I've written my number on every coffee cup in his house.
- ?GG: wake generıc up
- CAC: What
- CAT: No. Not yet.
- CAT: Just a few more things to do first.
- CAC: You'll wake up on your own eventually
- CAT: Deposit bag of stolen goods in home.
- ?GG: go stab generıc
- CAT: Lock door with eye-scanner.
- CAT: Then, go looking for Generic.
- CAC: You return to your home and toss the garbage bad in your room
- CAC: You have a very advanced security system.
- CAT: Of course.
- CAC: You go looking generic but... You have no idea where he could be
- CAT: In the tunnels.
- CAC: You metagame, you piece of trash
- CAT: I track his phone with his laptop.
- CAC: You find the nearest trapdoor
- CAC: You do that, sure
- CAC: You enter the tunnels
- CAC: It is still dark
- CAC: Generic is... Elsewhere in the tunnels
- CAT: Track him down, and wake him up.
- CAC: You follow the tracker to quickly find generic.
- CAC: You shake him.
- CCA: Teleport Generic to Dildo, Newfoundland witth your magic.
- CAC: "Huh?"
- CAT: "Welcome to the land of the living. I will take your place now."
- CAC: "What?"
- CAT: I fall into a pseudo-stasis wherein I am both sleeping with both eyes open, and somewhat awake but also sleeping.
- CAT: >Be Generic.
- CURRENT universallyTraveling [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- ?UT: Hello all.
- CAC: You are now generic
- CAT: /AFK.
- CAC: Erelye has just awoken you, but he's now asleep?
- CCA: Generic: escape the suburbs on foot and go to dildo, newfoundland
- CAT: If Generic tries to kill me, I will immediately stab him to death without mercy.
- CAC: He has his eyes open... Creepy
- CAT: Or anybody else, really.
- CSP: Hello
- CAC: What will you do?
- CAT: /ACTUALAFK.
- CCA: Generic: escape the suburbs on foot and go to dildo, newfoundland
- CAC: That's against the HOA
- CAC: But you may as well try it
- CAC: You leave the tunnels
- CAC: ... Newfoundland is very far
- CCA: who cares, do it
- CCA: do it for the dildos
- CAC: You do not have the athleticism
- CAC: Try to find a vehicle, maybe?
- CCA: the thought of dildos spurs you on
- CCA: you collapse on the ground and die before leaving the suburbs
- CSP: >go back into the land of the sun
- CAC: no
- CCA: in hell you meet crusher where he mistakes you for scp-682 and rapes you
- CAC: There are nearby cars, boats, and perhaps a helicopter
- CAC: Would you like to try to gain access to one?
- CSE: use your generic vehicle.
- CAC: You don't have your drivers license.
- CAC: ... Or a car
- ?GG: get all the voıces out of your head
- CAC: No
- CAC: You can't
- ?GG: fıne
- CSP: >return back to the land of the Sun
- CAC: You are outside
- CAC: It is evening tho
- CAC: And raining
- ?GG: go ınvade erelye's house
- CAC: You decide to check out Erelye's house.
- CAC: Unsurprisingly, there is no answer
- ?GG: contemplate ınvadıng vıa tunnels
- ?GG: do so
- CAC: You find a nearby tunnel...
- CSP ceased responding to memo.
- CAC: Which is the same tunnel that leads to Erelye's house
- CAC: ...
- CAC: The tunnels don't end inside houses
- CAC: That would be dumb
- ?GG: darn.
- ?GG: then how's rıchard cut the wıres
- CAC: Wires go through the tunnels?
- ?GG: what about wıres that don't
- CAC: They all do.
- CAC: HOA mandated
- ?GG: okay then....
- ?GG: contemplate stabbıng the doorknob
- CAC: You think you should not use logic
- CURRENT swarthyPharaoh [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CSP: Logic?
- CAC: What now?
- CSP: What's that?
- CAC: You don't have a stabbing item.
- CSP: I hate mobile
- CAC: Besides, your athleticism is too low.
- CSP: And I hate
- CSP: HATE
- ?GG: kıck down erelye's door
- CAC: You try, but...
- CAC: His door seems to have a deadbolt
- CAC: You doubt you could do it either way though
- ?GG: fınd some cuttıng ımplement
- CAT: I have an electric fence.
- CSP ceased responding to memo.
- CAC: If you recall, Erelye had a sheaved katana with him.
- CAT: Also, three doors with various high-tech locks.
- ?GG: loot erelye
- ?GG: 's katana
- CAT: CAT: If Generic tries to kill me, I will immediately stab him to death without mercy.
- ?GG: good
- CAC: You return to the tunnels and grab his katana
- ?GG: I can fınally fınısh thıs death quest
- ?GG: stab wıth sheathed katana
- CURRENT chaosCreeper [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCC: i(t)'s (t)ime for (t)he bes(t) upda(t)e in (t)he his(t)ory of upda(t)es.
- ?GG: woo
- CCC: prepare your fa(c)es.
- ?GG: the was fıxed.
- CFC: no
- ?GG: you can use the agaın
- CURRENT swarthyPharaoh [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CSP: More like
- CSP: Feces
- CAC: Stab who?
- CFC: I will not prepare any face of mine
- CAT: Generic.
- CSP: I'll go kill myself
- ?GG: stab erelye wıth sheathed katana
- CAT: Generic.
- CAC: You take the katana out of its sheaf...
- CAC: It's one of those katana umbrellas...
- ?GG: ...
- CAC: There is a note
- ?GG: I meant stab hım whıle ıt
- ?GG: 's sheathed
- CFC: Katana umbrellas are awesome
- CAC: Too late
- CAT: I should have killed you when I had the chance.
- CAC: That wouldn't work any better
- ?GG: poke hım gently
- CAT: >Erelye: wake up.
- ?GG: ın the face
- CAC: You poke Erelye awake.
- CSP: Oh dear
- CSP: Somebody is gunna die
- CAT: Okay, I stab Generic after taking back my katana.
- CAT: Seventeen times.
- CSP: DEATH BATTLE
- CAT: Three in the neck.
- CAC: You stab him with the umbrella...
- CAT: As hard as possible.
- CAC: This doesn't work any better
- CAT: It still hurts?
- ?GG: >Generıc: bemoan lack of beıng dead
- CAC: Your athelicisn is even lower than his
- ?GG: 
- CAT: Keep on trying until I kill him.
- CAT: Stab him in the eyes.
- CAC: Generic turns around and leaves.
- CAT: Dammit.
- CAT: Use lighter on him before he leaves.
- CAC: You.... Light the lighter and throw it at him.
- CAC: This...
- CAC: Works?
- CAT: Woo.
- CAC: His shirt catches on fire.
- CAT: MURDER SUCCESSFUL.
- ?GG: >Generıc: stop drop and roll
- CAC: Generic falls to the floor, stop, drop, and rolling away to sadety.
- CAT: I grab the lighter, and repeat.
- CAC: You run to the lighter but... Generic has rolled around the corner.
- CAT: Give chase.
- CAT: NO SURVIVORS>
- CAT: *.
- CFC: >Toast: Trip over generic.
- CAC: You run after him.
- CSP ceased responding to memo.
- CAT: Track him using laptop if needed.
- CAC: As you round the corner, you trip over generic.
- CAC: You unceremoniously fall to the floor
- ?GG: punch generıc
- CAT: Uh, throttle him to death whilst on level plane.
- CCC: A(t)(t)emp(t) (t)o ha(c)k a (c)hair in(t)o (t)he game righ(t) over where Erelye fell
- CCC: oh damn ano(t)her (c)api(t)al le(t)(t)er
- CCC: i will break (t)his (c)urse.
- CAT: I must taste his blood before I will relent.
- CAT: Literally.
- CAC: This is somewhat pathetic
- CAT: >Go Grimdark.
- CAC: The scene of two unathtic nerds
- CAC: Trying to fight each other
- CFC: CC: what if you make a quirk where capitalised le~~ers are uncapitalised.
- ?GG: contemplate startıng fıght club
- CAC: Sburb in real
- CAC: Isn't
- CCC: why would i do (t)ha(t)
- CAT: Light Generic on fire again.
- CCC: i (c)an hardly en(t)er (c)api(t)al le(t)(t)ers anyway
- CAT: Hold him down this time, without burning self.
- CFC: because you can
- CAT: Use katana to hold him down.
- CAC: The god of this universe has never watches homestuck.
- CFC: or maybe you can't
- ?GG: >shove lıghter ınto hıs throat
- CAC: You try, but... Generic has 1 higher athleticism than you
- ?GG: darn
- CAC: You are disadvantaged
- CAT: Sure. Shove lighter down Generic's throat, as he requested.
- CFC: since you;d need to put in the capital le~~ers to give the system an indication of what it is transforming
- CAT: We are both working for this.
- ?GG: >generıc: shove lıghter down own throat
- CAC: ...
- CAT: >Erelye: Help him.
- CAC: Generic commits suicide by lighter.
- CAT: Woo.
- ?GG: woooooooo
- CAC: Generic has died.
- CAT: Attempt to sever head from body.
- CAT: In memoriam.
- CAC: You use the umbrella to slowly saw his head off
- CFC: >Toast: Enter as new challenger.
- CAC: It works, eventually
- CFC: Somehow
- CAT: Okay, now taste his blood, and take pics.
- CAC: ... You do that
- CAC: No description
- CAT: >Become the vampire.
- CAC: Vampires aren't real, silly.
- CAT: >Become fake vampire.
- CAC: You... Do that?
- CAT: There. Now, loot body.
- CAT: Keep the head, obviously. I can use that.
- CAC: You take generic's phone
- CAC: And head
- CAC: You take his wallet too
- CAT: Okay, now exit tunnels.
- CAT: Also, take lighter from lungs.
- ?GG: >cut lıghter out of body
- CAT: I need that.
- CAC: You leave the tunnels, exiting in front of your house.
- CAT: /MomentaryAFK.
- CAC: You do that, but... It may not be functional
- ?GG: test lıghter
- CAC: The flame flickers, then fades.
- CAC: Still, it is alive.
- CFC: >doot doot
- CAT: /UNAFK.
- CAT: Alright, now carefully deposit loot and head in house.
- CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAU: i'm back
- CAU: what happened while i was gone
- CAT: I killed Generic.
- CAT: Generic helped me do it.
- ?GG: I helped
- ?GG: 
- CAT: 
- ?GG: oh rıght:
- CAC: You enter your house and throw all of generic's things in
- CAT: Also, you're going to be joining the cult next week.
- ?GG: dıd you see batlexander manılton
- CAT: Okay, find Twin's house next.
- CAT: Link?
- CAC: You quickly find Twin's house.
- CAC: Knock?
- ?GG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rYv2xUijII
- CAT: Knock.
- CAU: >Knock. Profesionally.
- CAT: ^
- CAU: EXCEPT I CANNOT SPELL WHAT
- CAU: PROFESSIONALLY. JESUSF
- CAC: You knock, and Twin answers...
- CAC: Or rather... Split
- CAC: "What do you want?"
- CAT: "Hello. I have just killed somebody. Want some body parts?"
- CAC: He stares at you...
- CAC: "You a cop?"
- CAT: "Nah."
- CAT: "I run a cult."
- CAT: "Also, I'm fuckin' sixteen."
- CAU: Have I been recruited yet?
- CURRENT swarthyPharaoh [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CSP: Alright Ciao for now everyone
- CAT: Oui.
- CAT: See you.
- CFC: cya
- CAC: "Hmm... Hypothetically"
- CSE: hasfbafvhbadvfhabdvbhadvbhadhvbad.
- CSE: adios.
- CAT: I show Split the severed head.
- CFC: I swear this color keeps chaanging.
- CAC: "Woah... Can I have it?"
- CAT: I hand Split the head.
- CAC: He takes it, and examines it.
- CAC: "What's in this for you?"
- CFC: (As one might)
- CSP ceased responding to memo.
- CAT: "Clearly, I want to form a gang where we do this on a regular basis."
- CAT: "It helps with the cult rituals, as well."
- CAT: "Even if magic is fake as shit."
- CAC: "Is this an invitation?"
- CSE: Boccob is not happy about this.
- CAT: "Do you want it to be?"
- CAT: (Also, GG, this is amazing.)
- ?GG: ınded
- CAC: "... I will have to think about it. Build would not be happy at all"
- CFC: /afk
- CAT: "He doesn't need to know, does he?"
- CUT ceased responding to memo.
- CCC made UC an OP.
- CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CUC: Hello all.
- CAT: Hello.
- ?GG: yo
- CAC: "He has ways of finding out"
- CAT: "Surely, he wouldn't rat us out."
- CSE: time to go, sayonara.
- CSE ceased responding to memo.
- CAC: "maybe... That's why I have to think on it"
- CAT: "Alright. Call me if you reach a decision, I suppose."
- CAT: "Ciao. The pleasure was mine."
- CAC: "Will do"
- CAT: I look at the houses I have not yet visited.
- CAC: Hmm
- CAC: Cobalt
- CAC: Engie
- CAC: Richard
- CAC: Uzi
- CAC: ... And more
- CAT: The last three are already all out, so Cobalt.
- CAT: Perhaps I could get some deadly chemicals.
- CAC: You knock on Cobalt's door
- CAT: Or even some fluorine. That'll work too.
- CAC: No answer, you hear someone freaking out inside
- CAT: I look in the window.
- CAC: The curtain is closed...
- CAT: I softly say, "How dead are you, in there?"
- CAT: "Scale of one to ten."
- CAC: Cobalt doesn't hear you...
- CAC: I mean
- CAT: Break window with katana and immediately step back.
- CAC: You shatter the window, and step back
- CAC: Cobalt appears in the window, heavy weed killing equipment in hand
- CAT: "There a problem in there?"
- CAC: He points the nozzle at you
- CAT: Dodge.
- CAC: He hasn't fired...
- CAC: "What. The. Hell?
- CAC: "
- CAT: "You sounded distressed."
- CAT: "I can pay for the window, if needed."
- CAT: "Possibly even get you a better one."
- CAC: "Ah... I'm fine, just a bit worried..."
- CAC: "No, no, you're just a kid..."
- CAT: "I can still pay."
- CCC: say if you go (t)o ire's house i'll roleplay him.
- CCC: i(t)'ll be... qui(c)k.
- CAT: "Believe me, I'll pay."
- CAC: "Really, don't worry about it"
- CAC: "Richard pays me a ton"
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAT: "I see. Well, care to say what you were worried about?"
- CAT: Also, don't piss in fountain.
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAT: No.
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAT: Erelye Prime says no.
- CAT: Also, you're dead.
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAT: No.
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAC: "Oh, uh.. Someone found out something private"
- CAT: "Anything I can do to help?"
- CAC: "Not really."
- CAT: "Alright. I'll just be on my way, then? Sorry about the window, again."
- CAT: "Unless you need anything."
- CAC: "No, goodbye"
- CAT: I wave, and exit the property.
- CAC: You do that.
- CAT: Go back home.
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAT: Reinforce security.
- CAT: No.
- CAC: You quickly do that
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CAT: Check stats.
- CAC: Not that
- CAC: Stats:
- CUC: >Go to Ire's house.
- CAT: Not yet.
- CAT: Soon, though.
- CAC: Athleticism: 2
- CAC: Intelligence: 8
- CAC: Sturdiness: 4
- CAC: That's it.
- CAC: There's only three stats
- CAT: Use Generic's stolen books to increase INT.
- CCA: diarrhea dump in fountain
- CAT: No.
- ?GG: pıss ın fountaın
- CCA: explosive diarrhea dump in fountain
- CAT: Nothing involving fountains.
- CUC: spit in fountain
- CAC: You try, but his books are all very low intelligence...
- CAT: Ever. Unless I say something.
- CCA: shit all over foutain
- ?GG: kıck fountaın
- CAT: Combine them all, and try again.
- CAC: You lose one intelligence point.
- CUC: sit in fountain
- CCA: hah
- CAT: Hah.
- CAC: You try again.
- ?GG: damn
- CUC: Hah.
- ?GG: why are my books shıt
- CAC: You regain one intelligence point.
- CCA: "you lose another intelligence point"
- CAT: Hah.
- CAT: Okay, bury book in backyard.
- CAC: ... You do so
- CAC: /brb
- CAT: Then, buy latest textbooks online.
- CUC: 1-11'-1
- CAT: Wouldn't that just be 2-1?
- CAT: Wait, nevermind.
- CAT: Thinking of something else.
- CAT: Hah, not heh.
- CCA: shit in the fountain repeatedly
- CAT: Nothing involving fountains.
- CCA: fine
- CCA: shit all over your house
- CAT: Not that either.
- ?GG: kıck fountaın repeatedly
- CCA: and shit all over the neighborhood
- CCA: and shit all over richard' house
- CAT: Nothing Cobalt says.
- CCA ceased responding to memo.
- FUTURE totallynotCobalt [FTC] 1 MINUTE FROM NOW responded to memo.
- FTC: shit all over the neighborhood I second that
- ?GG: pffff
- CAT banned FTC from responding to memo: [Nope.].
- CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCA: fiiiine
- CAC: Your bank balance is currently $1500
- CAT: Check cost of finest textbooks.
- CAC: How many dollars of textbooks will you buy?
- CCA: expend $133.7 on a hacking textbook
- ?GG: pff
- CCC: >Equip (t)he neares(t) bank as a ha(t)
- CAC: Keep in mind your already high intelligence stat will make it hard to increase
- CCC ceased responding to memo.
- CAT: What's the highest possible INT level?
- ?GG: >buy gym equıpment
- CURRENT anotherCreeper [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAC: 12. Obviously.
- CAC: The most expensive textbook you can understand is $1000
- CAC: 10
- CAT: Alright. Spend $20 on Hamilton cast album, and buy that textbook.
- ?GG: haha
- CAC: Your bank balance is now $480
- CAC: Your items immediately arrive at your doorstep
- CAC: Almost like magic
- CAT: Read textbook.
- CAT: >:O
- CUC: Listen to album.
- CAT: That too.
- CAC: It is a fascinating book about some sort of intelligent topic.
- CAT: ESPECIALLY that.
- CAT: Nice.
- CUC: (On a Hamilton-related note, some people were playing Hamilton songs at school today. It was awesome.)
- CAC: You listen to music at the same time.
- ?GG: neat
- CAC: >Balance your bank. On your head. WE NEED HATS PEOPLE
- CAT: Cool.
- CAC: You gain one intelligence!
- CAC: Intelligence: 9
- CAT: Woo.
- ?GG: >buy gym equıpment
- CAT: No.
- CAC: No, ten is not the literal highest IQ
- ?GG: you need to be able to stab people
- ?GG: you should defınıtely do ıt
- CAT: Check around for upgrades I can make on the katana in the house.
- CAC: It's an umbrella
- CAT: I just need to improve the weapon, not waste time on gym equipment.
- CAT: Uh, attach a taser to the tip of the umbrella.
- CAC: You find a taser
- CAT: Alternatively, alter umbrella so it can shoot ricin pellets.
- CAC: ... It requires firing, this this work.
- CAC: Won't
- CAT: That would be much cooler.
- CAC: Why do you not just use the taser though, you wonder
- CAT: No, that's boring.
- CAT: Possibly, if that's the only option, but not at first.
- CUC: Fucking birds in HLD.
- ?GG: mh
- ?GG: north?
- CUC: Ye.
- CUC: Mountain.
- ?GG: mh
- CAC: You create am umbrella able to fire poison pellets bu
- ?GG: nıce
- CAC: You have no ricin
- CAT: Dammit.
- CAT: Order some online.
- CAT: For 50 bucks or so.
- CAT: That's clearly reasonable.
- CUC: Yess.
- CAT: Alternatively, try to get some botulinium.
- CAC: You easily find a ricin store
- CUC: Three gold!
- CAC: And it is very cheap, at only $30
- CUC: Getting me the multidash soon.
- CAC: Not suspicious at all...
- CAT: Check for botulinium first.
- CAC: Order ricin?
- CAT: No.
- CAT: Not yet.
- CAC: There is none within your price range.
- CAT: Hmm, do I have any rat poison in the house?
- CAT: Or weed killer?
- CAC: No, Cobalt handles the pests in the neighborhood
- CAC: Ditto
- CAT: Any sort of poison from cult business?
- CAT: I would probably have some dimethylcadmium.
- CAC: Sure, why bot.
- CAC: Not
- CAT: Woo, I now have what is literally the most deadly poison on Earth.
- CAC: What is it
- CAC: ... Nevermind
- CAT: Dammit.
- CAT: Probably for the best.
- CAT: Uh, what do I have that could be used to poison people?
- CAC: That could be made into pellets? Not much, likely.
- CAT: Also, use Hamilton cast album to improve and create a Culture stat.
- CAC: Normally? Cleaning supplies and such, perhaps.
- CAT: Any bleach?
- CAC: Your culture stat goes up by 1.
- CAC: Yes.
- CAT: Nice.
- CAT: Okay, any pellet-shaped easily-replicated objects?
- CUC: Haha, this is so cool.
- CAC: Uh...
- CAC: Probably not
- CAT: Any pebbles?
- ?GG: what's so cool, uc
- CAC: Sure, but not round.
- CAT: Carve pebbles down into necessary size and shape.
- CAT: With whatever tools I have available.
- CAC: You spend days doing so.
- CAT: Hah.
- CAT: Do I have them now?
- CAC: You have twenty pebbles to show for it...
- CAC: Perhaps you should work on your athleticism
- CAT: Okay, coat pebbles in bleach.
- CAT: Also, later.
- CAC: You do so
- CAT: Load umbrella.
- CAC: You do so, crating the Bleach Umbrella
- CAT: Woo.
- CAC: Get it, it's a pun
- CAT: Okay, check house for anything else useful.
- CUC: The multidash is what's so cool.
- CAC: Umbrella: +1 athleticism, Pellets x20 +2 athleticism
- CAT: Nice.
- CAC: Only for combat purposes, of course
- ?GG: ah
- CAT: Yeah.
- ?GG: neat
- CAC: You have many things
- CAT: Such as?
- CAC: You would likely get further by looking for specific items
- CAT: Look for health-restoring objects. Just in case.
- CAC: That's not how real life works, but
- CAT: Also, various things that might help me discover traps, or escape.
- CAC: You find a First Aid Kit
- CAT: This is a pseudo-game.
- CAT: Okay, take that.
- CAT: Is there anything else of value I might have?
- CAT: Not even in particular.
- CAT: Just regular things.
- CAC: First Aid Kit: +25% HP
- CAC: You have 5 HP per sturdiness, so 20
- CAC: It's not a complicated stat system
- CAT: Hah.
- CAC: You take some ropes
- CAT: Any crowbars?
- CAC: You deal one damage per athleticism
- CAC: And intelligence is subjective
- CAC: You take a crowbar
- CAT: Do the pellets inflict poison, actually?
- CAT: As they are covered in bleach.
- CAC: Crowbar: +3 athleticism
- CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCU: AMBUSH!!!
- CCU: hellows.
- ?GG: yo
- CAT: Hello.
- CAC: Their poison is already accounted for
- CAT: Okay, that should be good. Thanks.
- CAT: Exit house, and head over to Ire's.
- CAC: Status effects would over complicated the conbat
- CCU: i'm trying to avoid all sources of april fools day right now?
- ?GG: mh
- CAC: This was not meant to be a combat game
- CAT: April Fools no longer exists after 4 PM.
- CAC: You head to Ire's house.
- ?GG: youtube has a very ıgnorable snoopvısıon button
- CAT: Ring bell.
- CCU: Yeah, didn't notice that.
- CAC: AC
- CAC ceased responding to memo.
- ?GG: ...and also CU
- CURRENT chaosCreeper [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCC: an idio(t) walks ou(t) of (t)he house. oh my.
- CAC: Well now
- ?GG: 2k dıd an aprıl fool
- CCC: i(t)'s ire.
- CAT: "Hello, good sir."
- CCC: who would've guessed. (t)he wors(t) (c)hara(c)(t)er in exis(t)an(c)e.
- CCC: he s(t)ares a(t) you like an idio(t), be(c)ause (t)ha(t)'s wha(t) he is.
- CCC: he (t)hen rambles on abou(t) (c)hairs. only (t)hose wi(t)h an in(t)elligen(c)e of 10 or higher (c)ould possibly hope (t)o unders(t)and him.
- CCC: he promp(t)ly ignores your gree(t)ing.
- CAT: Seeing as I have the only Culture point in the game, I clearly have the verbal advantage.
- CCA: gg: where
- ?GG: 0gıns
- CCC: you abuse your (c)ul(t)ure poin(t) (t)o (t)alk (t)o him.
- CAC: I'm going to make stats while this happens
- CCC: "ge(t) off my lawn plz" goes (t)he silly (c)hairheir.
- CAT: K.
- CCC: wow su(c)h an in(t)elligen(t) (c)hara(c)(t)er.
- CCC: don'(t) you love him?
- CCC: so good wow
- CAT: I take a step back, off the lawn, looking at him all the while.
- CAC: Smart Phone: +2 intelligence, but only up to 5.
- CCC: he s(t)ares you down as you s(t)ep ba(c)k.
- CCU: you are still covered in shit from your foray into Netpatham's hosue.
- CCC: "far(t)her."
- CCU: That was still a thing.
- CCU: |t didn't stop being a thing.
- ?GG: we're erelye.
- CAC: Laptop: +3 intelligence, but only up to 6
- CAT: We're a different character.
- ?GG: and I dıed
- CCU: You did it too.
- ?GG: on purpose
- CAT: I killed him.
- ?GG: no he dıdn't
- CCU: .
- CCC: you fail (t)o s(t)ep ba(c)k in (t)ime. he (t)hrows a (c)hair a(t) you, be(c)ause he is a ni(c)e person.
- CCU: feh.
- CAT: I graciously accept the chair.
- CAC: Equipment is so OP shit if you are noticed
- CAT: "What a gift."
- CAC: Some
- CAT: Yep.
- CCC: you a(c)(c)ep(t) (t)he (c)hair (t)o your head.
- CCU: 
- CAT: With my hands.
- CCC: i (t)hen promp(t)ly leave (t)he room, as i don'(t) (t)hink i (c)an roleplay ire any be(t)(t)er (t)ha(t) i have now
- CCC: pea(c)eeee
- CCU: CATCH{?}
- CCC ceased responding to memo.
- CAT: Well, then.
- CAC: Ire closes his door.
- CAT: Search lawn for garden gnomes.
- CCU: ...AC {pinkish AC}, how goes dop?
- CURRENT anotherCreeper [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAC: good
- CAC: There is a single garden gnome
- CAT: Take it.
- CAC: The fabled "chaosdop" is going well
- CAC: Chair: Useless
- CAT: Just one.
- CAC: You take it
- CAT: Replace it with chair.
- CAT: Like Indiana Jones.
- CAC: You put the chair in its place
- CCU: UC, how goes the terrariadop?
- CUC: Bluh.
- CAT: /MomentaryAFK.
- CAC: Not like Indiana Jones, as none of the chair's weight is on the gnome spot
- CAC: Garden Gnome: +25 athleticism
- CAC: >Ire: Question moment of lost sanity.
- CAC: Garden Gnome's Hat: -23 athlectism
- CAT: /UNAFK.
- CFC: can glitches glitch?
- CAT: Still an improvement.
- CAC: Not over the crowbar...
- CAT: Fair enough.
- CAT: Check current stats.
- CAT: Also, rename "DTG Suburb AU" "Erelyequest 2016".
- CAC: HP: 20/20 ATH: 3 + 3 INT: 9 STD: 4
- CAC: Inventory: Bleach Umbrella (20), Crowbar, Garden Gnome with Hat, Smartphone, Laptop, Rope, First Aid Kit
- CAC: I think that's all
- CAT: Sounds good enough to me. Head back home, and place gnome on heavily-guarded lawn.
- CAT: With the hat, of course.
- CAC: Also 1 culture, which totally isn't a fake stat
- CAT: Hah.
- CAT: It's essentially Persuasion.
- CAT: From TES.
- CAC: You head home and place the gnome on your lawn.
- CAC: Hmm
- CAC: I mean, I'm making this up on the spot while on my phone
- CAT: Hah.
- CAC: I'll make a better system tomorrow, probably
- CAT: Check heist map for houses I have not yet visited.
- CAT: Mind you, houses that will not get me killed.
- CAC: You technical have not hoisted moat of the houses you've visited...
- CAC: Heisted
- CAC: Most
- CAT: Fine, visited.
- CAT: I have sadly only performed a single heist.
- ?GG: waıt dıdn't I loot npatham
- CAT: Hmm. Check time. Is it Tuesday yet?
- ?GG: loot my corpse or somethıng
- CAT: I already did?
- CAC: It is Saturday
- ?GG: oh really
- CAT: Okay.
- ?GG: huh
- CAT: Check phone for messages from Split.
- CAC: Net's stuff was shit
- CURRENT swarthyPharaoh [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CSP: Wow
- CSP:
- CAC: He hasn't messaged you yet...
- CSP: Whoops
- CAT: Check messages in general.
- CAC: It occurs to you he may habetyour number
- CAC: Not have
- CAT: Phone books exist.
- CAC: For cellphones?
- CSP: This is still going
- CAT: Also, p sure this is that kind of small town where everybody knows each other.
- CSP: I demand this in an archived form
- CAC: You have no messages.
- CAC: Eh, I guess.
- CAC: Still, he'll get back to you later
- CAT: Check both my laptop and Generic's for information of interest.
- CAC: Spending days making pellets was a gag
- CAC: Not a timeskip
- CAT: Fair enough.
- CAC: You check Generic's laptop first...
- CAC: He has several emails
- CAT: Read all of them.
- CAC: From: Cobalt
- CSP ceased responding to memo.
- ?GG: The xkcd Aprıl 1st comıc ıs currently experıencıng technıcal dıffıcultıes. Status update: Please stand by. Status update: Thıs ıs fıne. Everythıng ıs fıne. Status update: Everythıng ıs on fıre. Status update: Searchıng for calendar systems ın whıch Saturday ıs Aprıl 1st.
- CAC: Hey, uh... How did you know I have some... Talk to me tomorrow, please
- CAC: These are short emails
- CAC: From: Modpack
- CAT: Hmm, haven't checked his house yet.
- CAC: Hey, I have all your favourite memes, new shipment from Columbia.
- CAC: Drop by my house with some cash
- ?GG: ...
- CAT: Any other emails?
- ?GG: pretty sure you stole my stuff from my house
- CAC: From: Blue
- CAC: Erelye's so creepy.
- CAT: Hah.
- ?GG: hah
- CAC: These are basically texts
- CAC: That's all.
- CAT: Okay.
- CAT: Also, Generic, I meant Modpack's house.
- CAT: Check heist map for Modpack's house. If I cannot find it, look for nearest hipster cafe.
- CAC: You know where his house is.
- CAC: But are you sure you want to heistit?
- CAC: He is an illicit meme dealer
- CAT: Nah, that's just the slang term for visiting.
- CAT: For now.
- CAC: Quite the prolific one, if rumours are to be believed
- CAC: You leave to visit Modpack.
- CAT: If need be, I'll give him some cash. My cat knows a meme addict.
- CAC: He answers the door before you knock
- CAT: The cat that definitely exists here.
- CAT: "Bonsoir."
- CAC: "Erelye, Erelye, you looking for anything?"
- CAT: I pull out eighty bucks.
- CAC: "Come in, come in"
- CAT: I check the area for cops before entering.
- CAC: Eric is hiding behind a bush!
- CAC: Oh wait, that's just a leather jacket.
- CAC: There are no cops.
- CAT: Take leather jacket.
- CAC: You grab the leather jacket.
- CAC: Leather Jacket: +1 Sturdiness
- CAT: Discreetly text Eric to come over here whilst messing around in bush.
- CAC: You do so.
- CAT: Then, enter house.
- CAC: He tells you he'll be there in five
- CAC: You do so
- CAT: Wonderful.
- CAT: I hand Modpack $40. "Half now, half later, yes?"
- CAC: Modpack laughs "You think I'm going to cheat $40 off you?"
- CAC: "I make millions from this business, kid"
- CAT: "Depends on the quality of your... product."
- CAC: "Whatever, whatever"
- CAT: "How much you charging?"
- CAC: He takes out an USB "Depends on what you want..."
- CAT: Has it been five minutes yet?
- CAC: Almost
- ?GG: "What do you have?"
- CAT: "Illicit, but not too illicit.
- CAT: 8"
- CAT: Fuck, *"
- CAC: "Hmm, a newbie, huh? How about some of the classics?"
- CAT: "We talkin' dank, or spoiled here?
- CAC: "you interested in image macros?"
- CAT: *"
- CAC: A knock on the door.
- CAT: "I'll get it."
- CAC: Modpack nods
- CAT: I open the door, and examine the visitor.
- CAT: If it is Eric, I wink.
- CAC: ... It is, and you do
- CAT: I let him in, discreetly gestureing to the USB.
- CAT: *gesturing.
- CAC: One of the fitedops is done
- ?GG: woo
- CAC: As Eric approaches, Modpack turns around.
- CAT: I pretend to appear surprised.
- CAC: "What the hell? You let a cop in?"
- CAT: My Culture stat also makes me a good actor.
- CAT: "What are you talking about? He's my other supplier."
- CAT: "Haven't you seen the department's other dealings?"
- CAC: He drops the USB on the floor, and turns to fave Eric.
- CAC: "What are you talking about?"
- ?GG: fave?
- CAT: I calmly watch the inevitable arrest occur.
- CAC: Today on DTG: Chaos: People die. Two people.
- CAC: Or rather, are about to die.
- ?GG: oh?
- CAC: Modpack quickly stomps the USB underfoot, crushing it.
- CAT: It's too late already.
- CAC: Eric pauses...
- ?GG: nııııııce
- CAC: "Uh, you know kid, I usually need a warrant for these things"
- ?GG: haha sucks to be those guys
- CAT: "You are working off of a tip, are you not?"
- ?GG: (the pc dudes)
- CAC: "Can't just go entering people's houses"
- CAT: "You were invited in, were you not?"
- CCU: AC: You may need to update the Faceless skill to change into other entities.
- CAC: "God, I'm going to be in so much trouble"
- CAT: "If he isn't a meme dealer, that is. I'll take the blame if he isn't."
- CCU: This is the most awkward arrest of a meme dealer ever.
- CCU: Or anything ever really.
- CAT: Hah, yeah.
- CCU: |'m having a hard time imaginging anything more awkward.
- ?GG: so tazz:
- CCU: yes?
- ?GG: chaos ıs murderıng now
- CAC: "Due process, kid! This ain't a movie, you can just go breaking laws to enforce the"
- CAC: Can't
- CAC: Them
- ?GG: the dorks are gettıng murdered for traıtor
- ?GG: :D
- CCU: | saw.
- CAT: Hmm.
- CAC: Eric starts apologizing to Modpack
- CAT: I quietly slip away.
- ?GG: fınd way to kıll modpack
- CAT: My mistake was interacting with Eric.
- CCU: 
- CCU: eric interaction mistake
- CCU: we all make them 
- CAC: Probably
- CAT: Alas.
- CAC: You do that
- CAT: Okay, how probable is it that they will both die if I light the house on fire, and close the exit?
- CCU: AC, because | can't copy-paste the note text in chaos'es skill, can you do that for me?
- CAC: I mean, it's a door
- CAC: They can open it
- CAT: I can block it.
- CAC: highlight it and use ctrl+c
- CAC: that's the best way to copy it
- CAC: Eh, he has windows and such
- CAC: Unlikely
- CAT: Eh, fair enough.
- CAT: I head back home.
- CAT: >Erelye: Check Heist Map.
- CAC: You do so.
- CAC: ... Things remain the sane
- CAC: Same
- CAT: Any other people who won't kill me that I haven't visited?
- CCU: Darnit, it's not hex.
- CCU: Thought it was hex.
- CAC: You imagine many wouldn't kill you if they weren't there for the robbery
- CUC: Back.
- CAC: Most would if they were though
- CAT: Okay, time to go to Crystal's.
- CUC: Ooh, the PCs are dying.
- CUC: Good riddance, heh.
- CCU: Anyone here know how to really decode stuff?
- CAT: I visit Crystal's house.
- CAC: You head towards Crystal's house
- CCU: | have something to decode, fast.
- CCU: Assuming it hasn't already been broken.
- CUC: Is that the Chaos thing?
- CAT: Ring bell.
- CUC: Or something else?
- CAC: You knock on the door, and he answers.
- CUC: In either case, sec, gotta watch this game portray me.
- CAC: "Oh hey Erelte, haven't seen you in a while"
- CAT: Who the fuck is Erelte?
- ??? universallyCognizant [?UC] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
- ?UC: "I have no idea."
- CAC: Erelye
- CAT: Perhaps you should let the man do his own impression?
- CAT: If he wants.
- ?UC: Hah, fine.
- CAC: Go for it
- CAT: "May I enter?"
- CUC: (Yeah, continue. Just figured I should have Crystal interject.)
- CUC: (Not taking over.)
- CAC: Erm
- CAT: Ah.
- CUC: (Gotta Terrariadop.)
- CAC: "Sure"
- CAT: Okay, I enter, and examine the room.
- CAC: It's a living room.
- CAC: There's a TV and a couch
- CAT: Any cult stuff?
- CAC: Not in the open
- CAT: "You know, I heard there was a headless body for the fortunate to dissect on Tuesday in the tunnels."
- CAC: Crystal turns to you "What?"
- CAT: "For the ritual."
- CAT: "Surely you recall."
- CAC: "Oh, right, right. I'll be there, what time?"
- CAT: "Three in the morning. We have a new arrivee, as well."
- CAT: "Got to carve their Mark in."
- CAC: "Always so early... Ooh, who is it?"
- CAT: "That Hills fellow. Bomber, I believe it was."
- CAC: "Huh, wouldn't have thought him the type..."
- CAT: "You'd be surprised by the amount of occultists in this place."
- CAT: "Well, probably not. But still."
- CAC: "Sure, sure, just didn't expect so many to be so... Invested"
- CAT: "I should probably inform you that there is both a newly-wrought vacancy in the house of Mister Generic, as well as a legal problem by the local dealer."
- CAC: "There's a ton of dabblers, yeah"
- CAT: I nod in agreement.
- CAC: "Well done. Not that you had anything to do with that, of course"
- CAT: "Hah."
- CAT: "On another note, I may or may not be involved with a corpse-dealing gang with Split."
- CAT: "Depends on his return call."
- CAC: "Twin? Is it really a good idea to confide in someone with two personalities?"
- ?GG: AC any hınts on chaos
- CAT: "He doesn't quite have the sight of the full picture we do. Just enough to draw him in."
- CAC: ?
- ?GG: ı'm not gonna help
- ?GG: but I just want hınt on chaos
- ?GG: pls
- CAT: "He's a valuable asset."
- CAC: what do you mean hint
- ?GG: hıs atl
- ?GG: *atk
- CAC: ATK: Lots and lots.
- CAC: PROBABLY.
- CAC: "Well, we'll see, I trust you know what you're doing"
- ?GG: ...
- ?GG: hıs attack?
- ?GG: the one obscured
- CAT: "If not, we always have Plan B."
- CAT: "Hah."
- CAC: "Right..."
- CAC: HINT: OCTober.
- CAT: "Regardless, shall we inspect the ritual area for Tuesday?" I gesture toward the general direction of my house.
- CAC: "We shall"
- CAT: I grin.
- CAC ceased responding to memo.
- CAT: I just sort of walk over to my backyard.
- CAC: Crystal follows
- CAT: I knock on the tree in the yard thrice.
- CAC: ...
- CAT: Nothing happens.
- CAT: "Looks good to me."
- CAT: I check the time.
- CAT: And date, for that matter.
- CAC: It is 8:27 PM, April 2, 2016
- CAT: I immediately pull out my tickets to the local Bernie Sanders rally.
- CAT: /s.
- CAT: In actuality, I bade goodbye to my accomplice, and reenter my house.
- CAC: Hmm
- CAC: Crystal leaves.
- CAT: I check to see whether or not I have any 'Flirt' text options with Crystal.
- CAC: You have no idea what that means but
- CAC: It is relatively unlikely he would disapprove if you were to flirt.
- CAT: Hah.
- CAT: Well, time to check stats one last time, and exit the game.
- CAT: There's not much else to do in Erelyequest 2016 for the day.
- CFC: kek
- CFC: was I mentioned at all?
- CAT: Nope.
- CFC: rip
- CAC: 25/25 HP, 3 + 3 ATH, 9 INT, 4 + 1 SRD
- CAT: Eh, I'll consider not killing/looting you.
- CAC: I mean, it might be Erelye's adventure, but you can still play
- CAT: Alright, exit game.
- CAC: And hunt yourself down?
- CFC: 
- CAT: I'll look for Toast tomorrow.
- CAT: Hopefully.
- CAC: Save >Save and Exit< Exit Without Saving
- CAC: Game saved.
- CAC: Byebye
- CAT: Wonderful session, I must say. Wonderful session.
- CAC: As Erelye slowly took over the game over four hours.
- CAT: Hah.
- CAT: What can I say. I'm unemployed.
- CUC: /Back.
- CAT: I don't have any of these other sessions to stop me from doing this like everyone else.
- CFC: wb
- ?GG: crys
- ?GG: should I get multıdash
- CAC: Generic, you've been here the whole game right
- CAC: Take a log for me pls
- ?GG: ugh
- ?GG: fıne?
- CAC: I'll ask for it tmrw morning
- CAC: Thanks
- CAC: I'm on mobile
- CFC: I was here for most of it.
- CFC: I think.
- CAT: I was here for the part where I took over the game.
- CFC: actually now that I think about it I missed the first part
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