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SSTB Tumblebuff Route

Apr 12th, 2017
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  1. # Character Creation
  2.  
  3. - Pick Assassin Class
  4. - Pick Fire Gem for gift
  5.  
  6. # Iudex Gundyr
  7.  
  8. - Unequip head and chest armor
  9. - Grab Ashen Estus Remains
  10. - Kill Gundyr
  11. - 13 R1, 2 Charged 2HR2 during transform, 2 Charged 2HR2 after, 2 R1’s
  12.  
  13. # Vordt
  14.  
  15. - Buy Shortsword, Dagger. 2 Homeward Bones
  16. - Infuse Shortsword w/Fire Gem
  17. - Light Bonfire and Warp to High Wall
  18.  
  19. - Grab Gold Pine Resin
  20. - Grab Throwing Knives from Grierat Area
  21. - Fall Quitout to Ember
  22. - Grab 1x Ember
  23. - Get Flag from Emma
  24. - Equip GPR
  25. - Kill Vordt
  26. - Use GPR on Estoc and spam R1
  27.  
  28. # Greatwood
  29.  
  30. - Grab Alluring Skulls
  31. - Grab Bundle
  32. - Grab Estus Shard
  33. - Grab Charcoal Pine Resin
  34. - Kill the Lizard and Get the Sharp Gem
  35. - Grab the Undead Bone Shard
  36. - Kill Greatwood
  37. - Prior to activating, Tumblebuff CPR to sword (dupe resin  use resin, drop it, cast spook, throw knife, pick up resin)
  38. - Phase 1: 4 R1’s, 2 R1’s, 1 R1’s
  39. - Phase 2: 2 R1’s, 4 R1’s
  40. - Pickup Homeward Bone and Bone to Last Bonfire Rested
  41.  
  42.  
  43. # Farron Keep
  44.  
  45. - Head to Farron Keep
  46. - Grab Ember and Soul on the Way
  47. - After Anri and Horace, Grab x2 Titanite Shards
  48. - Grab Shield and x4 Blossom
  49. - Make Sure One of Those Bimbos Falls
  50. - Light First Fire, Bone Back
  51. - Grab Estus Shard, x2 Titanite Shards
  52. - Grab Undead Bone Shard
  53. - Get SSTB & Farron Coal and Bone to Bonfire Last Rested
  54.  
  55. # Abyss Watchers
  56.  
  57. - Kill Watchers
  58. - Use Watchers Skip (Run Into Corner, Health Bar Ending on Lights, W Key, Charged R2, R2 into fight, quitout)
  59. - Kill them like the bitch you are with tumblebuffed Charcoal Resin, or fight straight up LUL
  60.  
  61. # Wolnir
  62.  
  63. - Kill Skellie Hat for Bone Shard (Get in front and block him for 3 R1’s)
  64. - Quitout and Grab Grave Warden’s Ashes
  65. - Kill Wolnir
  66. - Use CPR (tumblebuffed and duped before grabbing chalice)
  67. - 1st bracelet: Charged R2, then R2 (or 3 R1’s? NEED TESTING)
  68. - 2nd bracelet: 8 R1´s
  69. - 3rd bracelet: (quick kill) 5 R1´s
  70. - Pop soul
  71. - Light Bonfire and Run to Smouldering Lake
  72. - Grab x6 LTS on Way to Demon Ruins
  73. - Light Bonfire and Head to Firelink
  74.  
  75. # Firelink
  76.  
  77. - Sell Souls, Embers, Estoc
  78. - Buy x8 Titanite Shards and x11 Homeward Bone
  79. - Level SSTB to +5
  80. - Reallocate Estus and Use Estus Shards
  81. - Give Coal
  82. - Infuse SSTB to Sharp
  83. - Level 30 Dex & 17 Vig
  84. - Burn Bone Shards
  85.  
  86. # Crystal Sage
  87.  
  88. - Kill Sage
  89. - NEED TESTING
  90. - Alternatively with bad RNG charged r2 and 2 r1’s
  91. - Stand in middle of arena and when he spawns he should soulsmass
  92. - Grab Armor
  93. - Run to Cleansing Chapel
  94. - Speak to Gael and Head to DLC
  95.  
  96. # DLC
  97.  
  98. - x1 LTS after Snow Drop above Knats
  99. - x1 LTS from the Lizard toward Corvian (stand to it’s direct left and wait for it to run off)
  100. - Scream Skip
  101. - Grab Souls on Roof Prior to Vilheim
  102. - Rollheim Cheese
  103. - Kite him and use the dagger 2-handed to go crazy
  104. - x1 TChunk Uphill to right behind firebreather
  105. - x1 TChunk Across the Nearby Log
  106. - x2 LTS After Wolves (quitout prior to grabbing)
  107. - x2 LTS After Arrow Guy
  108. - Light Bonfire and Warp to Cleansing Chapel
  109.  
  110. # Deacons
  111.  
  112. - Grab Estus Shard
  113. - Run to Deacons and Grab Undead Bone Shard
  114. - Grab and Equip Lloyd’s Sword Ring
  115. - Kill Deacons
  116. - Use CPB on Main Deacon after first 5 w/Alluring Skull
  117. - Bone Back to Firelink
  118.  
  119. # Firelink
  120.  
  121. - Sell Souls
  122. - Level SSTB to +7
  123. - Use Estus Shards
  124. - Level to 17 End
  125. - Use Undead Bone Shards
  126. - Warp to Wolnir’s Bonfire
  127.  
  128. # Yhorm
  129.  
  130. - Kill Irythll Dog
  131. - Charcoal Pine Bundle in safe spot (right before the second set of lampposts)
  132. - 2 L1’s to Head, 3 L1’s
  133. - Take Off Dagger and Equip Pontiff Ring
  134. - Run through Ihyrll and Light Distant Manor Bonfire (Irthyll Skip)
  135. - Head to Irythll Dungeon and Grab Key then Spook Quitout to Bottom
  136. - Grab Xanthous Ashes
  137. - Grab Undead Bone Shard and Light Bonfire
  138. - Kill Yhorm (take off the helmet to avoid fat-rolling!)
  139. - Grab Stormruler and Run Between Legs while Quick-Equipping
  140. - Roll back after charging, strike. Charge, rollback, strike.
  141. - Charge and strike immediately as buff ends.
  142. - Stand in his front to bait the slam and win
  143.  
  144. # Firelink
  145.  
  146. - Sell Souls
  147. - Buy 21 Lightning Resin
  148. - Level to 35 Dex
  149. - Burn Undead Bone Shards
  150. - Go to Distant Manor
  151.  
  152. # Pontiff
  153.  
  154. - Run to Pontiff
  155. - Use Skull on Dogs
  156. - Kill Pontiff (no resin!)
  157. - Parry/Riposte, 1 L1, Parry/Riposte, 5 L1’s
  158.  
  159. # Aldrich
  160.  
  161. - Run to Anor Londo
  162. - Light Bonfire then Head to the Stairs and Spook Down
  163. - Grab Estus Shard from Chest
  164. - Kill Aldrich
  165. - Lightning Resin + L1’s
  166.  
  167. # Dancer
  168.  
  169. - Kill Dancer
  170. - Lightning Resin + L1’s
  171.  
  172. # Oceiros
  173.  
  174. - Run to Oceiros and get bitch soul and shard (switch to assassin’s)
  175. - x1 Chunk on Stairs
  176. - x1 Human Pine Resin in the Poison
  177. - x1 Chunk on the Stairs sticking to the left side
  178. - Switch back to Herald’s
  179. - Kill Oceiros
  180. - Lightning Resin & Blossom + L1’s
  181. - Grab Gesture
  182. - Warp to Ihyrll Dungeon
  183.  
  184. # Wyvern
  185.  
  186. - x3 Chunk before Wyvern (pull lever after 2nd)
  187. - Kill Wyvern Totally Using the Skip For Sure You’re The Best AT it Never Doubt Yourself Baby
  188. - Grab Ring of Steel Protection
  189. - x1 Slab
  190. - Get the Soul
  191. - Get the Ashes (quitout after grabbing)
  192. - Light that bonfire and get outta dat joint (bone to firelink)
  193.  
  194. # Firelink
  195.  
  196. - Give the Ashes
  197. - Sell all Souls
  198. - Buy x5 TChunks
  199. - Upgrade SSTB to +10
  200. - Use those bitch estus shards you grabbed
  201. - Level 27, 15, 40
  202. - Warp to Lothric Castle
  203.  
  204. # Armour
  205.  
  206. - Run to Armour, using Quitout on Wyverns to Avoid Flames
  207. - Grab Soul before Dropping and Get Safety Elevator
  208. - Kill w/Pale Resin + L1
  209.  
  210. # Princes
  211.  
  212. - Running in the 90’s – it’s gonna be a long one
  213. - Bitch elevator if needed
  214. - Kill Princes w/Lightning & Blossom + L1
  215. - Dodge to your right w/lock-on on open
  216. - Unlock and rotate around counterclockwise and beat ‘em up
  217.  
  218. # ODK
  219.  
  220. - Kill w/Pale Pine Resin + L1
  221.  
  222. # Champion Gundyr
  223.  
  224. - Kill w/Lightning
  225. - 3 L1’s as he gets up, parry, 2 L1’s, roll and move back to parry the charge, 3 L1’s 1 L1 to stagger, 2 L1’s to finish
  226.  
  227. # Nameless King
  228.  
  229. - Level 31/24
  230. - Kill w/Lightning in Phase 1 then Dark in Phase 2 + L1
  231.  
  232. # Borktender
  233.  
  234. - Kill w/Lightning Resin + L1
  235.  
  236. # Firelink
  237. - Level 36 Vigor
  238.  
  239. # Friede
  240.  
  241. - Kill w/3x Lightning (Blossom in 3rd Phase) + L1 w/backstabs where possible
  242. - Travel to Ringed City
  243.  
  244. # Dreg Heap
  245.  
  246. - Grab Ring of Steel Protection +3 (swap Heralds Gloves to Assassins Gloves)
  247. - Drop to Earthen Peak
  248. - Shortcut drop on Branch (Angel Skip)
  249. - Light Bonfire before Prince boss
  250.  
  251. - Kill Demon Prince
  252. - Use Gold Pine Resin
  253. - Phase 1: Kill Demon from Below then Demon in Pain
  254. - Phase 2: Reapply Gold Pine Resin, Kill Boss
  255.  
  256. - Pickup Banner and Warp to Ringed City
  257.  
  258. # Midir
  259.  
  260. - Quitout twice and drop down to the right.
  261. - Light Ringed City Walls Bonfire
  262. - Run all the way to Midir
  263. - Knock Midir off the Ledge (use quitout skip)
  264. - Take elevator up top and open up shortcut
  265. - Go down elevator and run to grab Cloranthy Ring +3
  266. - Go back up elevator and fall quitout down ladder
  267. - Kill Midir
  268. - Use Gold Pine Resin and hug your right side of his face
  269. - Bone to Firelink
  270.  
  271. # Firelink
  272.  
  273. - Level 40/29 (Vigor/End)
  274.  
  275. # Halflight
  276.  
  277. - Go to Judicator boss
  278. - Kill Halflight
  279. - Use Gold Pine Resin and hope you don’t get buttfucked
  280.  
  281. # Gael
  282.  
  283. - Go to Gael
  284. - Light Bonfire
  285. - Kill Gael
  286. - Use Gold Pine Resin x2 + Blossom in phase 2
  287. - Bone back to Firelink
  288.  
  289. # Soul Cinder
  290.  
  291. - Kill It and Win (x2 Lightning, x1 Blossom)
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