Anon in Equestria 4

>You briskly walk towards Twilight's house
>You missed your meeting with her and she probably pissed
>You didn't even show up late yesterday and you promised you'd be there
>She seems nice enough, you didn't wanna let her down
>And you know how she is about schedules
>She'd freak out if she doesn't breath at the right time
>You felt bad, but damn it's nice day
>Not too hot
>Not too cold
>A swift breeze every now and then
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>You'd stop if you weren't in a rush
>Half way through town you see the Carousel Boutique
>And Rarity's outside!
>Staring at you mouth agape
>...Oh yeah, your clothes were still dirty from being dragged through town by Applejack

>You slowly approach Rarity with the ruined clothes she made you.
>She has mix confusion, disgust and worry on her face.
>"Anonymous what happened to you?!"
I just blacked out in the middle of the day and Applejack tried to drag me to her house.
Isn't that nice of her?
>(Rarity's wondering why you blacked out in the first place)
>"Um...okay never the matter you need to get cleaned up!"
>She immediately gets behind you and pushes you into her house.
Rarity I need to see Twilight soon, I think this can wait.
>"You were going to show up at her house looking like that?"
>>Damn she has a point
Alright, wash my clothes and I'll be on my way
>"Okay... and take a shower while you're at it you smell horrendous"
>You're sure you don't smell that bad
>You actually take the time sniff yourself...and gag a little
>You take off everything but your boxers and leave your clothes in a pile outside the restroom
>"I'll try to have your clothes ready when you're out."
>You take off your boxers, get in the shower and turn on the water...
>...And good lord it's colder than an overworked middle-aged high school teacher in the midst of winter.

>Oh god why is this water so cold?!?
>...Rarity.
>She's currently washing your clothes.
>Shit
>You did not think this through
>Then again neither did Rarity
>Oh well time to bite the bullet
>Whilst freezing your ass off you take a look at Rarity's bottles
>She had it all. Shampoo, body wash, bath bubbles, a dildo, a silk-...what was that last thing?
>You may be stupid, but goddamn you aren't this stupid
>She was probably just being careless
>Suddenly without warning you imagine her using it while taking a bath...
...AAGH!! STOP THAT!
>"Is something wrong Anon!?"
Uh, no, sorry!
>Well, you pick out least lady scented bottle of body wash and start scrubbing
>After being on the verge of hypothermia you're ready to get out of the shower.
>...And then water becomes scalding hot...

>You quickly turn off the water and dry your self
>Put your still kinda musty boxers on and walkout of the bathroom
>You can't stop thinking about her dildo
>>Oh man what if Sweetie belle finds it
>You have to tell Rarity about it, not telling her would just lead to awkwardness
>Quickly you make your way the living room, without a second say...
Hey Rarity, you should really get that dildo out of your shower.
>You immmediately regret it as you see Rarity, her parents and Sweetie Belle staring at your half naked glory
>Maybe I really am this stupid.
>Rarity is petrified, Sweetie Belle looks confused and her parents are simultaneously staring daggers at you and Rarity
>>How the hell are they even doing that?
>...Welp.

Part4: END