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[beeping]

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[coin dropping]

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My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy.

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Let's see. I'm nine feet tall.
I weigh 643 pounds.

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Got a little bit of a temper on me.

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[growling]

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[Ralph] My passion bubbles
very near the surface,

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I guess, not gonna lie.

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Anyhoo, what else? Uh...

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I'm a wrecker. I wreck things.
Professionally.

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I'm very good at what I do.
Probably the best I know.

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[growling]

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The thing is, fixing
is the name of the game.

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Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr.

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[nicelanders] Fix it, Felix!

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[Felix speaking]

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[Ralph] So, yeah, naturally,

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the guy with the name
Fix-It Felix is the good guy.

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He's nice enough as good guys go.

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Definitely fixes stuff really well.

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But, uh, if you've got a magic hammer
from your father,

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how hard can it be?

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If he was a regular contractor
carpenter guy,

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I guarantee you would not be able

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to fix the damage that I do as quickly.

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And when Felix does
a good job, he gets a medal.

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But are there medals for
wrecking stuff really well?

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To that I say, "Ha!"

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Aargh!

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And, no, there aren't.

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[indistinct conversations]

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Thirty years I've been doing this

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and I've seen a lot of
other games come and go.

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Kind of sad. I think about
all those guys from Asteroids.

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Boom! Gone. Centipede?

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Who knows where
that guy is, you know?

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Look, a steady arcade gig
is nothing to sneeze at.

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I'm very lucky.

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It's just, I got to say,

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it becomes kind of hard to love your job

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when no one seems to
like you for doing it.

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All clear! The arcade is closed!

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Shoryuken!

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Whoo! What a day! You want to
head to Tappers, Ken?

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If you're buying, buddy.

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[Felix] Quitting time!

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[Ralph] I don't know.

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Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way

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if things were different after work.

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But it is what it is.

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Good job, everyone!

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[Ralph] Felix and the Nicelanders

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go hang out in their homes

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which he's just fixed,
and everyone, you know...

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They go to their homes, I go to mine

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which happens to be a dump.

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And when I say "a dump,"

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I don't mean like a shabby place.

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I mean an actual dump,

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where the garbage goes

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and a bunch of bricks
and smashed building parts...

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That's what I call home.

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I guess I can't bellyache too much.

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I got my bricks, I got my stump.

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It looks uncomfortable.
It's actually fine. I'm good.

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But if I'm really honest with myself...

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I see Felix up there
getting patted on the back,

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people are giving him pie
and thanking him

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and so happy to see him all the time.

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Sometimes I think...

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Man, it sure must be nice
being the good guy.

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[all clapping]

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[Clyde] Nice share, Ralph.

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As fellow bad guys,

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we've all felt what you're feeling

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and we've come to terms with it.

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- Really?
- [Zangief] Right here.

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I am Zangief. I am bad guy.

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- [all] Hi, Zangief!
- Hi, Zangief.

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I relate to you, Ralph.
When I hit bottom,

81
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I was crushing man's skull

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like sparrow egg between my thighs.

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[all chuckling]

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And I think, "Why do you have
to be so bad, Zangief?"

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"Why can't you be more like good guy?"

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Then I have moment of clarity.

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If Zangief is good guy.

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Who'll crush man's skull

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like sparrow's egg between thighs?

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And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy,

91
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but this does not mean
you are 'bad' guy."

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[grunts in approval]

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Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there.

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- Zombie! Bad guy!
- [all] Hi, Zombie.

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Hi, Zombie.

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Zangief saying
labels not make you happy.

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Good! Bad!

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[growls]

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You must love you.

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- Yeah! Inside here!
- Yes.

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Okay. All right, I get you.
Watch out. It's dripping.

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Question, Ralph.

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We've been asking you
to Bad-Anon for years now

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and tonight you finally show up.

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- Why is that?
- I don't know.

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I just felt like coming.

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I suppose it has
something to do with the fact that...

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Well, today is the 30th
anniversary of my game.

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Well, happy anniversary, Ralph.

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Thanks, Satan.

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Uh, it's Sateen, actually.

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Got it. But here's the thing.

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[sighs]

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I don't want to be the bad guy any more.

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[all gasping in surprise]

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You can't mess with
the program, Ralph.

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You're not going Turbo, are you?

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Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo!
Come on, guys!

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Is it Turbo to want a friend?
Or a medal?

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Or a piece of pie every once in a while?

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Is it Turbo to want more out of life?

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Yes!

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Ralph, Ralph, we get it.

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But we can't change who we are.

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And the sooner you accept that,

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the better off your game
and your life will be.

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Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

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Let's close out with
the Bad Guy Affirmation.

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[all] I'm bad, and that's good.

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I will never be good, and that's not bad.

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There's no one I'd rather be than me.

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[Clyde] Okay, gang,
see you next week.

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[M. Bison] Listen, I can't do
snacks next week.

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Hang in there, Ralph.

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[Clyde] Hey, Zombie,
don't forget your hatchets.

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There you go.

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[female announcer
announcing on P.A]

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- [alarm blaring]
- [groans]

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Step aside, sir. Random security check.

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Random my behind!
You always stop me.

141
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I'm just a surge protector
doing my job, sir.

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- Name?
- Lara Croft.

143
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- Name?
- Wreck-It Ralph!

144
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And where are you coming from?

145
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Uh... Pac-Man.

146
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Did you bring any fruit with you?

147
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No! No. No fruit.

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Okay, then. Where are you heading?

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Fix-It Felix Jr.

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- Anything to declare?
- I hate you.

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I get that a lot. Proceed.

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- Bad guy coming!
- [screaming]

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[Sonic] If you leave your game,

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stay safe, stay alert,

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and whatever you do, don't die.

156
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Because if you die
outside your own game

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you don't regenerate.

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Ever. Game over.

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Here you go, buddy.

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It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man's.

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Hang in there, guys.

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- [alarm blaring]
- Name?

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[groans in frustration]

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[dance music playing]

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Celebrate good times Come on!

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[bell ringing]

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[fireworks exploding, whistling]

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"Happy 30th Anniversary"?

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They're having a party without me.

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Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man?

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That cherry-chasing dot-muncher

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isn't even part of this game!

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Great party, Felix.

174
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Why, thank you, friend.

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Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!

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[whooping]

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[all] Whoo!

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[nicelanders] Fix-It Felix!
Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix!

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[doorbell rings]

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Oh! I'll bet that's Mario.

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Fashionably late, per the norm.

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I'll get it, Felix.

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[humming]

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Ahh!

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It's Ralph!

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[all screaming]

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- He'll wreck the party!
- Hide the stemware!

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Get rid of him, Felix.

189
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Oh, right. I'll go talk to him.

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Carry on, everyone.

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[music continues]

192
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Ralph, can I help you?

193
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Hey, Felix.
Just wanted to check on you.

194
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I saw a big explosion

195
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or something go over the building there.

196
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Oh, those were just fireworks.

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Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.

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Somebody's birthday, or...

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Well, it's more of an anniversary.

200
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The 30th anniversary
of our game, actually.

201
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What? Is that today?

202
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I know!

203
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I'm such a dummy with dates.

204
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Anyway, uh, congratulations.

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Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.

206
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles akwardly]

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Uh...

208
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Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix.

209
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They're bringing out the cake
in a few shakes.

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- Hey, Glen.
- Ralph.

211
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Cake? Heard about this
cake stuff. [chuckles]

212
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Never had it.

213
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No one ever seems to throw it out

214
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so it never ends up in the dump.

215
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I never actually tasted it. Uh...

216
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I've always wanted to try cake.

217
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I don't suppose you'd like to

218
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come in and have a slice, would you?

219
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Hey-o, everybody! Oh!

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Ah!

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[all gasp]

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I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.

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[all exhaling]

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- Now, you all know Ralph.
- Evening.

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[all gasp]

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Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...

227
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- Deanna.
- [Ralph] Big Gene!

228
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Why is he here?

229
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He's just here for a slice of cake.

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And I'm a big part of the game,

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technically speaking.

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Why are you here, Gene?

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Oh, look! The cake!

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[gasps]

235
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:13,108
Well, I'll be dipped. You've
really outdone yourself, Mary.

236
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[Norwood] Oh, and look!
There's all of us at the top.

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Each apartment
is everyone's favorite flavor.

238
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Norwood's is red velvet.

239
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[Norwood] Guilty!

240
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And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,

241
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- and for Felix...
- Hey, Mary.

242
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Um...

243
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What's the flavor of that mud
that I'm stuck in there?

244
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Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.

245
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I've never been real fond of chocolate.

246
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Well, I did not know that.

247
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One other little thing.

248
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I hate to be picky,
but this angry little guy here...

249
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- My cake!
- ...might be a lot happier

250
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if you put him up here
with everyone else.

251
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See that? Look at that smile.

252
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No, no. You see, Ralph,

253
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there's no room for you up here.

254
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[chuckles] What about this?
We can make room.

255
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Here. We could take turns. Easy.

256
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[all gasp]

257
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,534
How about we just eat the cake?

258
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,995
Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof

259
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,046
because he's about to get his medal!

260
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,420
Then how about we just take that medal

261
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,838
and give it to Ralph for once?

262
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,544
Would that be
the end of the world, Gene?

263
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,387
Now you're just being ridiculous.

264
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,173
Only good guys win medals,

265
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,805
and you, sir, are no good guy.

266
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,344
I could be a good guy if I wanted to,

267
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,519
and I could win a medal!

268
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,518
Uh-huh. And when you do,
come and talk to us.

269
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,313
Then would you finally let me be
on top of the cake with you guys?

270
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,435
If you won a medal,

271
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,437
we'd let you live
up here in the penthouse!

272
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,485
But it will never happen

273
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,655
because you're just the bad guy
who wrecks the building.

274
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,322
No, I'm not.

275
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,574
Yes, you are!

276
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,322
No, I'm not!

277
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,949
[all gasping]

278
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,079
[beeps]

279
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,921
Yes, you are.

280
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,096
All right, Gene. You know what?

281
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,673
I'm going to win a medal.

282
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,262
Oh, I am going to win a medal!

283
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,269
The shiniest medal
this place has ever seen!

284
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,772
A medal that will be so good

285
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,854
that it will make Felix's
medals wet their pants!

286
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,529
And good night!
Thank you for the party.

287
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,273
- Is he serious?
- Oh, please!

288
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,534
Where's a bad guy
going to win a medal?

289
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,657
Of course he's not serious.

290
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,164
I've never been more serious
about anything in my life.

291
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,866
That's why I came
straight here, Tapper.

292
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,451
You've never given me a bum steer.

293
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,289
Now, come on. Where can a guy
like me go and win a medal?

294
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,628
I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.

295
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,339
Oh, come on. You know people.
There's got to be...

296
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,635
[male customer]
Tapper, I need a root beer.

297
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,213
Coming! Hold that thought.

298
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,466
[video game music playing]

299
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,972
Okay. As you were saying.

300
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,104
I was saying,
I can't spend another 30 years

301
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,526
living alone in the garbage.

302
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,444
I'm not going back without a medal.

303
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,085
Well, I don't know what to tell you.

304
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,449
Maybe somebody left a medal here.

305
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,780
You're welcome to dig
through the lost and found.

306
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,529
Okay, let's see what we got here.

307
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,831
Oh! Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here.

308
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,785
Mushroom? No.

309
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,420
What is this? No.

310
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,459
Oh, come on, Zangief! Gross.

311
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,502
[sighs, groans]

312
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,179
What am I doing?

313
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,513
[grunts]

314
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,925
- Hey, excuse you!
- We are humanity's last hope.

315
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,556
Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

316
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,889
We are humanity's last hope.

317
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,603
Uh... You okay there, space cadet?

318
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,481
We've only been plugged in a week

319
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,064
and every day it's,
"Climb the building, then fight bugs."

320
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,525
"Climb the building, fight more bugs!"

321
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,821
Yeah, yeah. Right. Look.

322
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,948
Easy on the overalls, spaceman.

323
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,321
It's tough all over, all right?

324
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,248
And all for what? A lousy medal?

325
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,039
Medal? You win a medal?

326
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,912
Yeah, Medal of Heroes.

327
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,921
Ooh. Is it shiny?

328
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,673
Pretty shiny.

329
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,798
- Ooh! And it says "hero" on it?
- Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

330
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,221
And you say you win it
by climbing a building?

331
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,972
- And fighting bugs!
- Right, bugs.

332
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,592
Is there any chance I could go
with you to your game

333
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,852
and maybe get one of those medals?

334
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,770
- Negatory.
- Does that mean maybe?

335
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,057
No! Look, only the bravest

336
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,064
and the best serve in our corps.

337
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,152
Bug!

338
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,444
[shrieks]

339
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,731
[groans]

340
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,783
Huh.

341
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,410
[squeals]

342
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,198
[mumbling] We are humanity's last hope.

343
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,789
[grunting]

344
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,750
[female announcer, on P.A.]
Attention!

345
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,457
The arcade will open in five minutes.

346
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,463
Please report to your games.

347
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,585
[grunting]

348
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,172
I can't feel my legs.
What is all this stuff?

349
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,882
[beeping rapidly]

350
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,718
Smells like Ralph in here.

351
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,809
Okay. All right.
What was it called again?

352
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,765
Hero's something.

353
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,149
Duty. Hero's Duty.

354
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,434
Oh, there it is.

355
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,898
Oh!

356
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,025
[muttering]

357
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,571
Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph.

358
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,159
Shh!

359
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,873
The wall.

360
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,621
[muttering]

361
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,290
[kids chattering]

362
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,050
Morning, kids. Come on in.

363
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,503
Good to see you.
Good to see you. You, too, little fella.

364
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,019
[announcer, over P.A.]
Quarter alert! Quarter alert!

365
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,095
This is not a drill.

366
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,931
Ooh! Sweet golden medal!

367
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,485
[narrator] On a planet with no name

368
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,659
a top-secret experiment
has gone horribly wrong.

369
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,783
You are humanity's last hope.

370
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,288
Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting!
[chuckles]

371
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,789
[Calhoun] All right.

372
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,796
Now listen up, because
I'm only going to say this once.

373
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,466
Fear is a four-letter word, ladies.

374
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,086
If you want to go pee-pee
in your big-boy slacks,

375
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,465
keep it to yourself.

376
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,968
It's make your mamas proud time!

377
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,306
I love my mama!

378
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,051
[officer] Heads up!
First-person shooter,

379
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,226
coming through!

380
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,804
Ooh, robot!

381
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,133
Boop, boop, boop. [chuckles]

382
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,229
[announcer, over P.A.]
Game play in three, two, one.

383
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,229
We are humanity's last hope.

384
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,314
Our mission?

385
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,234
Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

386
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,573
You ready, rookie? Let's find out.

387
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,698
Sweet Mother Hubbard!

388
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,744
[screams]

389
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,292
[Ralph] No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!

390
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,837
Cy-Bug, twelve o'clock. Take it, newbie.

391
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,929
[Ralph] No, no! Wait, wait!

392
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,476
Watch it, rookie! These monsters
become what they eat.

393
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,732
[grunting]

394
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,688
My gun! Give me that back.

395
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,612
Shoot the eggs before they hatch!

396
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,734
Oh, no!

397
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,378
Something's coming out of their bottom!

398
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,365
- Oh, gross!
- Markowski!

399
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,041
Get back in formation!

400
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,997
All right, ladies,

401
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,626
the kitten whispers
and tickie fights stop now.

402
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,456
The entrance to the lab
is straight ahead.

403
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,337
- I'll meet you guys inside!
- No!

404
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,586
Oh! Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

405
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,052
[Ralph gasps]

406
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,505
[screaming]

407
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,556
I thought this was going
to be like Centipede!

408
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,598
When did video games
become so violent and scary?

409
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,975
Please, get me out of here!

410
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,958
- Take her!
- [girl screams]

411
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,436
[announcer speaking]

412
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,020
What a rip-off!

413
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,150
Ah! Get off me! It's game over. Stop it!

414
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,863
[soldiers] Beacon up!

415
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,835
[officers] Cease fire! Ceasefire!

416
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,343
[announcer] Attention!
Return to start positions.

417
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,175
Return to start positions.

418
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,301
[powering down]

419
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,558
Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.

420
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,518
Yeah, you must be upset.

421
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,436
- [Calhoun] Markowski.
- Who?

422
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:25,107
Whoa! Oh, yeah, me. I'm Markowski. Ah!

423
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,150
What's the first rule of Hero's Duty?

424
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,771
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

425
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,900
Never interfere with
the first-person shooter.

426
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,824
Our job is to get the gamers
to the top of that building

427
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,496
so they can get a medal, and that's it!

428
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,620
So stick to the program, soldier!

429
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,700
Right. Right. Aye, aye.

430
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,410
[announcer] Quarter alert!
Quarter alert!

431
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,246
All right, pussy willows.
Back to start positions!

432
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,543
Oh!

433
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,673
Yeah, right.
No way I'm going through that again.

434
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,681
So that's where they
keep the medal, huh?

435
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,521
Hmm. "New racers daily."

436
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,727
Sweet! I got next game.

437
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,853
Go away, kid!

438
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,518
We're going to play
all nine of today's racers!

439
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,602
Yeah!

440
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:11,945
Sorry.

441
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,205
[video game music playing]

442
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,711
Hmm. Where's the wrecking guy?

443
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,632
Where's Ralph? He should be
wrecking the building.

444
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,801
Shh! Stick with the program.

445
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,049
[nicelanders] Fix it, Felix!

446
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,281
[Felix speaking, gasps]

447
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:41,638
[chuckles nervously]

448
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,974
[clears throat]

449
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,398
[whispering] Ralph!
Quarter alert! Game on!

450
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,482
[whispering] Do something, Felix!

451
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,197
[whispering]
Just act natural. I'll fix it.

452
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,575
[gasps]

453
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,074
[Felix] Ralph! Ralph!

454
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,374
What the...

455
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,624
Ralph? Ralph!

456
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,757
Oh, my land! Where is he?

457
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,176
Mr. Litwak!

458
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,799
What's the trouble, sweetheart?

459
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,255
The game's busted.

460
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,934
I can fix it! I can fix it!

461
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,055
[Mr. Kitwak] Oh, boy.

462
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,138
Looks like the game's
gone cuckoo, like my nana.

463
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,978
Sorry, sweetie.
Here's your quarter back.

464
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,400
But what about the game?

465
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,398
I'll have someone look at it tomorrow...

466
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,605
But if he can't fix it, it might be time

467
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,857
to put old Ralph and Felix
out to pasture.

468
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,195
Like my nana.

469
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,120
[all gasp]

470
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:53,373
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're out of order.

471
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,254
Sweet mercy!
Without Ralph, we're doomed!

472
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,256
They're going to pull our plug!

473
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,461
[all screaming]

474
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:03,175
Okay, everybody, calm down.

475
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,267
Ralph probably fell asleep

476
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,889
in the washroom of Tapper's again.

477
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,479
- [bell ringing]
- See? There he is now.

478
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:18,026
Why, it's Q*bert.
What brings you here, neighbor?

479
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,440
[muttering]

480
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,367
What's he saying, Felix?

481
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,286
Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty.

482
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,453
[clears throat]

483
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,164
[muttering]

484
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,002
[gasps]

485
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,174
Ralph's gone Turbo!

486
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,300
[all gasp]

487
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,516
[grunting]

488
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,525
Ooh!

489
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,777
Shiny.

490
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,573
[announcer] Attention!
The arcade is now closed.

491
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,071
Did you get a load of Markowski?

492
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,152
- [laughs]
- Shut your chew holes.

493
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,071
Cy-Bug.

494
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,280
[bouncing sound]

495
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,419
Taste it!

496
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,342
[grunts]

497
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,509
Slick Tiddlywinking, pint-size.

498
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,184
I'm Fix-It Felix, Jr., ma'am.

499
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,808
From the game Fix-It Felix, Jr.

500
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,188
[gasps]

501
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,231
Jiminey jaminey!

502
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,900
Look at that high definition. Your face!

503
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,406
It's amazing!

504
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,993
Flattery don't charge
these batteries, civilian.

505
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,411
Now, state your business.

506
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,414
I'm looking for my colleague,
Wreck-it Ralph?

507
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,207
Never heard of him.

508
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,577
Well, Q*bert saw him come in here.

509
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:58,172
Impossible. Nothing gets past me.

510
00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,464
[metal clanking]

511
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,383
That came from the tower.

512
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,485
[grunting]

513
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,442
Nice eggs. Nice eggs!

514
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,236
Okay. That was easy.

515
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,118
Congratulations, soldier.

516
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,409
It is my honor to bestow upon you

517
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,585
the Medal of Heroes.

518
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,338
Wow!

519
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:54,807
No way!

520
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,971
Ten-hut!

521
00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,687
[laughs] Wow!

522
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:04,021
History will long revere
your courage and sacrifice.

523
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,230
Well, thank you!

524
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,157
You have etched in the rock of virtue

525
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,075
a legacy beyond compare.

526
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,696
Thanks, guys. At ease!

527
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,745
You are the universe's greatest hero.

528
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:15,957
- [crunches]
- Oops!

529
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:17,994
[mutters]

530
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,338
The living embodiment of
all this corps represents.

531
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,839
Aw! [screaming]

532
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,965
Bravery. Integrity.
Grace under pressure.

533
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,763
- And above all, dignity.
- [grunting]

534
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,886
[female announcer]
Escape pod activated.

535
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,846
[Ralph grunting]

536
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,474
Get off my face!

537
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,686
[Kohut] Incoming!

538
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,526
[Ralph] Ah!

539
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,696
- Ralph!
- CY-Bug!

540
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,240
[grunting]

541
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,331
A-ha!

542
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,415
Oh, no!

543
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:16,969
[beeping]

544
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,348
[Ralph screaming]

545
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,616
Huh?

546
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:35,742
[beeping rapidly]

547
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,868
[screaming]

548
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,920
Sayonara, sucker!

549
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,588
[music playing]

550
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:51,966
Huh?

551
00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,519
"Sugar Rush"?

552
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,313
["Sugar Rush" playing]

553
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:07,778
Oh, no!

554
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,610
This is that candy go-cart game

555
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,191
over by the Whac-A-Mole.

556
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,909
I got to get out of here.

557
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,952
Oh, no! My medal!

558
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,579
[stuttering]

559
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,701
[gasps] No, no, no, no, my medal!

560
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,373
Oh!

561
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,625
[groaning]

562
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,081
No, no, my medal!

563
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:32,966
[panting]

564
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,309
[yelping, grunting]

565
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,561
- [girl] Hi, mister.
- [screams]

566
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,564
Hello.

567
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:58,287
Man, you scared me, kid.
Ah, I nearly soiled myself.

568
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,996
What's your name?

569
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,741
Uh... Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.

570
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,663
You're not from here, are you?

571
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,170
No, well, yeah. I mean,
not from right in this area.

572
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,543
I'm just doing some work here.

573
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:09,714
What kind of work?

574
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,884
Some routine candy tree trimming.

575
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,343
You probably want to stand back.

576
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,341
In fact, this whole area

577
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,797
is technically closed
while we're trimming.

578
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,848
- Who's "we"?
- Candy tree department.

579
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,767
Oh! Where is everybody else?

580
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,269
Ah, it's just me today.

581
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,722
So you just meant like the royal "we"?

582
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,848
Yep. That's right.

583
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,730
Hey, are you a hobo?

584
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,946
No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy.

585
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,365
Okay? So you go home.

586
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,238
What's that? Didn't hear you.

587
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,536
Your breath is so bad
it made my ears numb.

588
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:40,779
Listen, I tried to be nice.

589
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,240
[mimicking] I tried to be nice.

590
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,866
- You're mimicking me.
- You're mimicking me!

591
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,834
- Okay.
- Okay.

592
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,413
That is rude,
and this conversation is over.

593
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,248
And this conversation is over.

594
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,215
Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch
if I were you.

595
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,092
I'm from the candy tree department,
so I know what...

596
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,672
It's a double stripe.

597
00:29:58,755 --> 00:29:59,802
[grunts]

598
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,890
Double stripes break. Guh-doy!

599
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,480
Why are your hands so freakishly big?

600
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,433
Uh, I don't know. Why are you
so freakishly annoying?

601
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,023
Why are you so freakishly...

602
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,571
Sweet mother of monkey milk!
A gold coin!

603
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,331
Don't even think about it. That is mine.

604
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,741
- Race you for it!
- Hey!

605
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,528
I don't have to race for it
because it's mine!

606
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,612
- Double stripe!
- Come back here!

607
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,872
- The winner!
- Give it back! Give it!

608
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:25,995
Whoa!

609
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:29,953
Double stripe.

610
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,129
[screaming]

611
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:34,879
Thank you!

612
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,341
Wait! Let me talk to you for one second.

613
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,548
Okay. Here's the thing.

614
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,223
I'm not from the candy tree department.

615
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,099
Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.

616
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:49,185
But I wasn't lying about the medal.
That is my medal!

617
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,642
That's why I was climbing the tree.
It's mine!

618
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,230
It's precious to me.

619
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,188
That thing is my ticket to a better life.

620
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,486
Yeah, well, now it's my ticket.

621
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,484
- What the...
- See you, chump!

622
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:03,203
Come back! I'll find you!

623
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,035
I will find you!

624
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,156
Double stripe!

625
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,286
[screams]

626
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,041
Nowhere to hide!

627
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,707
Yeah, he banged around in here
like some kind of hot shot,

628
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,339
then he went barreling down
into that sweet little game

629
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,090
like a crazy person.

630
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,842
"Sugar Rush."

631
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,931
Cy-Bugs would chew up that game

632
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,678
faster than a chicken hawk
in a coop of crippled roosters.

633
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,930
- What was that, now?
- What are you, thick?

634
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,147
There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!

635
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,268
Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?

636
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,232
I can't say that I do, ma'am.

637
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,318
Cy-Bugs are like a virus.

638
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,899
They don't know they're in a game.

639
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,985
All they know is eat, kill, multiply.

640
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,828
Without a beacon to stop them,

641
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,826
they'll consume Sugar Rush.

642
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,428
But do you think they'll stop there?

643
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:49,749
- Yes!
- Wrong!

644
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,703
Viruses do not stop!

645
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,418
Once those Cy-Bugs
finish off Sugar Rush,

646
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,584
they'll invade every other game
until this arcade

647
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:03,514
is nothing but a smoking husk
of forgotten dreams.

648
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,304
Kohut! My cruiser.

649
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,265
Jeepers. Is she always this intense?

650
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,065
It's not her fault.

651
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:17,236
She's programmed with
the most tragic back-story ever.

652
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,647
The one day she didn't do
a perimeter check...

653
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,949
Her wedding day.

654
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:29,781
[roars]

655
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,289
[screaming]

656
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,675
Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you.

657
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,673
Like fun you are, short stack.

658
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,255
If you die outside your game,
you don't regenerate.

659
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,012
Well, neither do you, ma'am.

660
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,060
And it is my job to fix
what Ralph wrecks.

661
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,888
And I cannot ask you

662
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,015
to risk your life cleaning up his mess.

663
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,145
No flex on this one, ma'am.
I am coming along with you.

664
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:03,778
[snaps]

665
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,404
[gasps in excitement]

666
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:08,953
[Felix screaming]

667
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,331
[music playing]

668
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,634
[crowd cheering]

669
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,943
[Sour Bill] Citizens of Sugar Rush...

670
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,820
Just in time.

671
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:47,447
...all hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.

672
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,825
Hello, my royal subjects!

673
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,282
Ha-ha! Have some candy!

674
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,034
[all cheering]

675
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:59,045
Thank you for that
stirring introduction, Sour Bill.

676
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,167
Mmm-hmm.

677
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:03,046
And thank you to today's avatars.

678
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,090
It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.

679
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,887
But now the arcade is closed,

680
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:10,216
so it's time to wipe the slate clean

681
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,801
and race to decide our new roster.

682
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,563
The first nine racers
across that finish line

683
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:22,065
will represent Sugar Rush
as tomorrow's avatars!

684
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,528
[all chanting] Race! Race! Race!

685
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,988
[King Candy] Okay, calm down.

686
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,994
Listen! This event is pay-to-play.
We all know this.

687
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,662
The fee to compete is one gold coin

688
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,781
from your previous winnings,

689
00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:37,622
if you've ever won, which I have.

690
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,536
Let me go first!

691
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,593
[announcer] King Candy!

692
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:47,794
[all chanting]

693
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,300
[laughing]

694
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,083
[announcer] Taffyta Muttonfudge!

695
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,186
Stay sweet!

696
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,850
Adorabeezle Winterpop.

697
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,443
Gloyd Orangeboar!

698
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,278
[Ralph grunting]

699
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:09,199
[Ralph] Little stealer!
Wait till I catch that brat.

700
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:12,536
[announcer] Minty Zaki.
Snowanna Rainbeau.

701
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,456
Rancis Fluggerbutter.
Jubileena Bing-Bing.

702
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,246
Swizzle Malarkey.

703
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,749
Candlehead.

704
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:28,793
[coin tinkling]

705
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,596
Sour Bill, who's that last one?

706
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,348
[announcer]
Vanellope von Schweetz!

707
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,604
Yippee! I'm in the race!

708
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:40,768
Vanellope?

709
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,642
[gasps] The Glitch!

710
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:44,855
[screaming]

711
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:47,438
[King Candy] Now, now! [laughs]

712
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,032
Everything is all right! Security!

713
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,359
Come here, kid!

714
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,698
We're not going to hurt you,
you little freak!

715
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:55,779
[screaming]

716
00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,330
Get back here!

717
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,767
Slow down! Slow down a little bit.

718
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,836
[Ralph growls]

719
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,545
You! Give me back my medal right now!

720
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,134
- [screaming]
- Go!

721
00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:10,718
What is that?

722
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,637
[Wynnchel] Come on! Go! Roll!

723
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,176
[grunting]

724
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,145
[growling]

725
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,397
Careful! What are you doing?

726
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:33,904
Huh?

727
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,028
[Vanellope laughing]

728
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,329
Come back here!

729
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,033
I can't move!

730
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,668
Now we got him!

731
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,413
Oh, good, the cops. She went that way!

732
00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:48,043
- Hold still!
- Take that!

733
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,170
Ow! What are you doing?

734
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,717
Okay, folks. [stammers]

735
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,678
Calm down! Everything's all right.

736
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,885
The monster's been caught!

737
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,970
We'll repair all the damage.

738
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,811
Don't worry. We will have our race
before the arcade opens.

739
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,603
And I'm in it. Yes!

740
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,902
There's no way that
I am racing with a glitch.

741
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,820
Rancis, Candlehead, come on.

742
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:19,617
Sour Bill, that glitch
cannot be allowed to race!

743
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,915
And bring that thing to my castle.

744
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:23,750
Guys! She took...

745
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,247
[screaming]

746
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,838
[Oreos chanting]

747
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,543
Or-e-oh
Oreo!

748
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:34,677
Or-e-oh

749
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,424
[muffled shouting]

750
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,517
[horn honking]

751
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,138
[beeping]

752
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,984
Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster

753
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,818
so we can see
what we're up against here.

754
00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:52,066
Mm-kay.

755
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,189
[screams]

756
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,987
Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph?

757
00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,078
Yeah. Who are you,
the guy that makes the donuts?

758
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:03,199
[laughs] Please. No. I'm King Candy!

759
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,708
I see you're a fan of pink.

760
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,040
Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously...

761
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,750
What are you doing here?

762
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:14,043
Look, Your Candiness,
this is just a big misunderstanding.

763
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,760
Just get me out of this cupcake,

764
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,879
I'll get my medal,
and I'll be out of your way.

765
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,759
Your medal? [chuckles]
Bad guys don't win medals.

766
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,385
Well, this one did.

767
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,387
I earned it over in Hero's Duty.

768
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:26,513
You game-jumped?

769
00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:29,224
Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you?

770
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,684
What? No, no.

771
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,320
Because if you think you can
come in here to my kingdom

772
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,864
and take over my game,
you've got another thing coming!

773
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,658
Easy, Your Puffiness.

774
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,360
It's not my fault one of your children

775
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,286
of the candy corn stole my medal.

776
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,618
"Children of the candy corn"? Who'd...

777
00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:46,373
The Glitch!

778
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,831
The coin she used to
buy her way into the race.

779
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,957
That was your medal?

780
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,297
She did what? I need that back!

781
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,174
Well, I'm afraid I can't help you.
It's gone, you know.

782
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,719
It's nothing but code now.

783
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,839
It will stay that way
until someone wins the cup

784
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,265
at the end of the race.

785
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,642
Maybe I'll have to have a little talk

786
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:05,851
with the winner then.

787
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,804
Is that a threat I smell?

788
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:12,526
Beyond the halitosis
you so obviously suffer from.

789
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,070
Listen, Nilly-Wafer,
I'm not leaving without my medal!

790
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,647
Yes, you are.

791
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,658
Wynnchel, Duncan,
get him out of that cupcake

792
00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,535
and on the first train back home.

793
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,954
If I ever see you here again,
Wreck-It Ralph,

794
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,657
I'll lock you in my fungeon.

795
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:28,871
Fungeon?

796
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,711
Fun dungeon, you know?
It's a play on words.

797
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,417
[chuckles] It's the...

798
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:37,926
Never mind! I've got a glitch
to deal with, thanks to you.

799
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:41,805
Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph!
It hasn't been a pleasure.

800
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:47,434
This thing is hard as a rock.

801
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,557
I can see that.

802
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,058
- Get the tools.
- What tools?

803
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:51,640
- Quiet, you!
- Ow!

804
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,730
What? No!

805
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,569
- Take it easy, big boy!
- Stay away from me!

806
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:57,691
He's getting away!

807
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,161
Quick! Call out the Devil Dogs.

808
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,779
[sniffing]

809
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,950
[barking]

810
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:20,843
[breathing]

811
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,387
Chocolate. I hate chocolate!

812
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,183
I got to get my medal back.

813
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,806
The pot goes to the winning racer!

814
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,018
Hey, kids!
Can I talk to you for a second?

815
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,616
[tires screeching]

816
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,538
Hello, fellow racers!

817
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,582
It's that little crumb snatcher.

818
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,373
Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis,
you're looking well.

819
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:57,038
Came by to check out
the competition, huh?

820
00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,049
Well, here it is, the Lickety-Split!

821
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,217
Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself.

822
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,544
I built it myself.

823
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:06,260
Fastest pedal-power
west of the Whac-A-Mole.

824
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:07,507
Check her out.

825
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,347
[honking]

826
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:16,191
Oh, Vanellope, it's so... You.

827
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,312
[chuckling smugly]

828
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,271
But you have to
back out of the race. Yeah.

829
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,988
Oh, no, I don't,

830
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,862
because I paid my fee
and I'm on the board...

831
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,118
So, yeah, I'm definitely racing.

832
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,121
Yeah, well, King Candy says
glitches can't race.

833
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:33,708
I'm not a glitch, Taffyta.
I've just got pixslexia, okay?

834
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,743
The rules are there
for a reason, Vanellope.

835
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,709
To protect us. Say I'm you.

836
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,545
I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving

837
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,218
and I actually feel kind of cool for once.

838
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,300
And then, all of a sudden, oh, no.

839
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,885
I'm [stammering] glitching!

840
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,350
- [gasps] Hey!
- See?

841
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,473
You're an accident
just waiting to happen.

842
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,563
Oh, no! I [stammers] glitched, too!

843
00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:57,936
Uncool.

844
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,773
Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it!

845
00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,312
Please!

846
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,740
I just want to race like you guys.

847
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,281
You will never be a racer
because you're a glitch.

848
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,446
And that's all you'll ever be!

849
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,116
Hey! Leave her alone!

850
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:17,702
[yelling]

851
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:18,916
[screaming]

852
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,793
Let's get out of here!

853
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,504
Scram, you rotten little cavities!

854
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:29,130
Before I throw you in the mud!

855
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,355
What are you looking at?

856
00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,934
You're welcome, you rotten little thief.

857
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,313
I'm not a thief!
I just borrowed your stupid coin.

858
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,069
I was going to give it back to you
as soon as I won the race.

859
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,492
It's not a coin. It is a medal.

860
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,535
Coin, medal, whatever.

861
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,326
Just go back to your own dumb game
and win another one.

862
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,745
I can't. I didn't win it in my game.

863
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,497
I won it in Hero's Duty.

864
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,670
Hero's Doodie?

865
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,000
[sniggers]

866
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,715
It's not that kind of duty.

867
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,880
I bet you really got to watch
where you step

868
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,220
in a game called Hero's Doodie!

869
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,589
[laughing]

870
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,890
What did you win the medal for, wiping?

871
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:17,516
I hope you washed your hands
after you handled that medal.

872
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:19,021
- Listen!
- One more, one more.

873
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,524
Why did the hero flush the toilet?

874
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,686
- Say "why."
- Why?

875
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:26,859
Because it was his doodie!

876
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,778
How dare you insult Hero's Duty?

877
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:29,982
You little guttersnipe!

878
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,568
I earned that medal

879
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,036
and you better get it back
for me toot-sweet, sister!

880
00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,947
Well, unless you've got a go-cart

881
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,828
hidden in the fat folds of your neck,

882
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,287
I can't help you!

883
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,210
[grunting in frustration,
yelling]

884
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,424
What a moron.

885
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,344
Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker.

886
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,887
You're never going to break...

887
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,300
Huh.

888
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,509
[panting]

889
00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:00,559
Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?

890
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:01,893
Leave me alone.

891
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:06,231
Look, you want that medal,
right? And I want to race.

892
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,062
So here's what I'm thinking.

893
00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:11,445
You help me get a new cart...
A real cart...

894
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,577
And I'll win the race
and get you back your medal.

895
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,284
You want me to help you?

896
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:19,749
All you got to do is
break something for me.

897
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,581
Come on. What do you say, friend?

898
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,287
We are not friends.

899
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:28,458
Oh, come on, pal. You son of a gun.

900
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,968
Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it.

901
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,466
Ah. Come on, chumbo.

902
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:36,049
Ralph, my man. My main man.

903
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,724
Hey!

904
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:41,141
My arm's getting tired.
Do we have a deal or not?

905
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,732
[groans in frustration] You better win.

906
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,229
Well, I'll say this much,

907
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,781
they don't call your friend
"Wreck-It" for nothing.

908
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,533
There's the shuttle.

909
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,238
Is he in there?

910
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,283
Nope. Lucky for him.

911
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,957
Otherwise I would have
slapped his corpse.

912
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,622
No Cy-Bug, either.

913
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,422
Got to find it before it
lays its filthy eggs.

914
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,010
It came this way,

915
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,755
but the sugar particles
in the atmosphere

916
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,306
are jamming my sensor.

917
00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:18,808
Can't get a read on it.

918
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,219
So what is it with this Wreck-It joker?

919
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:22,474
Why did he go AWOL?

920
00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:24,097
I wish I knew, ma'am.

921
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,933
He was acting all squirrelly last night...

922
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,644
Going on about cake and medals...

923
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,696
But I never thought he'd go Turbo.

924
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,027
"Go Turbo"?

925
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,947
That's right,
you guys just got plugged in.

926
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,492
Well, back when the arcade
first opened,

927
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:43,412
Turbo Time was by far
the most popular game.

928
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,960
- And Turbo...
- Turbo-tastic!

929
00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,667
- He loved the attention.
- Turbo-tastic!

930
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,712
So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in

931
00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,254
and stole Turbo's thunder...

932
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,836
New game. All right!

933
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,845
Boy, was he jealous.

934
00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:01,350
So jealous that
he abandoned his game

935
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,014
and tried to take over the new one.

936
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,376
[player 1] These are
the greatest graphics I've ever seen!

937
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:06,514
Turbo-tastic!

938
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,359
[player 2] Hey. Is that...
That looks like Turbo.

939
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,680
[player 1] What's Turbo doing
in this game? Aw, come on!

940
00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,068
[player 2] Mr. Litwak!

941
00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:19,828
[Felix] Turbo ended up
putting both games and himself

942
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:23,202
out of order, for good.

943
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,409
Yes, the selfish man
is like a mangy dog

944
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,411
chasing a cautionary tale.

945
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:29,913
I know, right?

946
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,627
That's why I have to get Ralph home

947
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,835
or the same thing's
gonna happen to my game.

948
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,260
- [bleeping]
- Huh?

949
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:38,337
[grunts]

950
00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:39,513
[both groaning]

951
00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,010
What is this?

952
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,476
- "Nesquik Sand"?
- Quicksand?

953
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,393
Oh, I'll hop out
and grab you one of those vines.

954
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,356
[grunts] Huh!

955
00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,150
[grunts, chuckles]

956
00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:52,769
[grunting]

957
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:56,277
I can't hop. I'm hop-less.
This is hopeless!

958
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,523
We're going to drown here.

959
00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,108
Stop thrashing. Stop moving.

960
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,393
You're making us sink faster.

961
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,368
We're going to die!

962
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,946
Get ahold of yourself!

963
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,490
[distant laughter]

964
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:09,873
[Felix] The vines. They're Laffy Taffy.

965
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:12,380
They're attracted to
whatever makes them laugh.

966
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:13,923
Here, hit me again.

967
00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:16,800
[all groan]

968
00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:20,255
That's not funny enough. Harder!

969
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:21,988
Look, you're a nice guy. I can't...

970
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,759
No, ma'am!
The arcade is depending on us.

971
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,603
Now do your duty. That's an ord...

972
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,685
- [groans]
- [all laughing]

973
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,107
It's working! Hit me again.

974
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,067
Ooh, your eye.

975
00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,105
I can fix it. Now...

976
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:41,109
Oh! San Fran-tastic! Again!

977
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,444
Ow! You mean business!

978
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,452
Ow! Yikes on bikes!

979
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:51,248
Wow! We're... killing... them!

980
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,628
Comedy gold!

981
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:09,395
[Laffy Taffy singing]

982
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,486
All right, enough with the goo-goo eyes.

983
00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,234
We've got work to do. Let's go.

984
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,653
[beeping]

985
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,655
Ugh. We lost the Cy-Bug.

986
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,581
Come on. We'll get
a better view from the air.

987
00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:31,330
You think you can fix that shuttle?

988
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,453
Can do.

989
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:49,852
[snoring]

990
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,269
Shh!

991
00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,613
All right, do your thing, knuckles.
Bust it open!

992
00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:03,612
What's this?
You're a full-on criminal, aren't you?

993
00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:05,534
Hey, we shook on it.

994
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,361
[sighs]

995
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,997
Thank you, Jeeves.

996
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:15,207
What is this place?
Where are the carts?

997
00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:16,458
You gotta make one.

998
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:17,709
What? No, no.

999
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:19,707
Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me.

1000
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,880
I don't make things. I break things.

1001
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:24,049
Well, it looks like
you're going to be stepping outside

1002
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:25,550
your comfort zone, then, Gladys.

1003
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,348
Ooh, this is a good one!

1004
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,477
[announcer] Welcome to the bakery!
Let's bake a kart!

1005
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,141
[Ralph] What is this, another game?

1006
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,781
[Vanellope] Yeah, well,
it's a mini-game.

1007
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,186
You have one minute to win it.

1008
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,645
- What?
- Come on, Ralph!

1009
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:39,564
Go! Mixing.

1010
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,312
Put the ingredients in the bowl

1011
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,863
and throw away the trash.

1012
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,194
Hairbrush. No!

1013
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,317
Underpants. No, no!

1014
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,001
You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid.

1015
00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:49,700
I'm trying!

1016
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:53,078
Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes.

1017
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,918
Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes. Oh!

1018
00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:58,170
[announcer] Batter up!

1019
00:49:58,245 --> 00:49:59,246
Ah!

1020
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,754
[Vanellope] Come on!
No sleeping on the job!

1021
00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,677
Baking! Pump up the heat

1022
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,724
and hold the perfect temperature.

1023
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,385
Ralph, a little help here?

1024
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,511
I'm on it.

1025
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:18,440
Yeah, no problem.
Give me this thing here.

1026
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,519
[Vanellope] Okay, good. Little more.

1027
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,780
Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.

1028
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:26,531
[dings]

1029
00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:30,111
Yes! Come on. Get up, Ralph!
Fifteen seconds!

1030
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:31,867
[announcer] - Decorating!
- Wheels first.

1031
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,281
- How many?
- Four, doy!

1032
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,456
Got it. [grunting]

1033
00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,043
Now frosting. A buttload of frosting!

1034
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,119
No problem.

1035
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,627
Oh.

1036
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,477
[announcer] Time's up!
Congratulations.

1037
00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:57,514
You did it, and here's your car!

1038
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,109
Ay-ay-ay!

1039
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:11,741
Look, kid... I tried to warn you.

1040
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:14,826
I can't make things. I just break...

1041
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,407
I love it.

1042
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:17,992
You do?

1043
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:19,661
I love it.

1044
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,829
I love it! I love it! I love it!

1045
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,669
Look, it's got a real engine!

1046
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:25,166
And look at these wheels.

1047
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,592
[kissing]

1048
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,845
I love it! I finally have a real cart!

1049
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:34,516
Come on. A work of art
like this must be signed.

1050
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,137
[snores] Cream puffs.

1051
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,185
[grunts] Hmm?

1052
00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:42,474
[sniffing]

1053
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,196
[gasps] This is Beard Papa.

1054
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,024
The Glitch is in the bakery!
Get me King Candy!

1055
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:57,285
Oh, what? You have teeth?

1056
00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:59,708
I don't think I've ever
seen you smile before.

1057
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:03,667
I'm not smiling. I was... I'm gassy, okay?

1058
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,834
[laughs]

1059
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:08,710
Hold it right there, Glitch! [gasps]

1060
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,886
- And Wreck-It Ralph?
- Uh-oh.

1061
00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:12,637
[yells]

1062
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:15,011
Start the cart! Start the cart!

1063
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,436
What are you waiting for?
Come on. Let's go!

1064
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:21,939
I don't know how to drive a real cart.

1065
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,399
You don't what?

1066
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,896
Are you hurt, Sire?

1067
00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:28,237
No, he just glazed me. Get them!

1068
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,110
- Gangway!
- Oh!

1069
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:33,901
Ah!

1070
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:37,163
Stop, in the name of the king!
That's me!

1071
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,409
[siren wailing]

1072
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,251
Get off the road!

1073
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,249
[tires screeching]

1074
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,463
Head for Diet Cola Mountain!

1075
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,178
- Drive into the wall!
- What?

1076
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:59,009
Right there, between
the two sugar-free lollipops!

1077
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,266
- Are you crazy?
- Just do it!

1078
00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,690
[yelling]

1079
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:09,603
Oh!

1080
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:16,698
Where did they go?
They should have just turned.

1081
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,407
Find that glitch! Destroy that cart!

1082
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:23,871
She can't be allowed to race!

1083
00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:32,544
So let me get this straight.
You don't know how to drive.

1084
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,424
Well, no, not technically.

1085
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,346
- I just thought that...
- What did you think?

1086
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:39,429
"Oh, I'll just magically win the race

1087
00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:40,976
just because I really want to!"

1088
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,433
Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer.

1089
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,480
I can feel it in my code.

1090
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,978
[groaning]

1091
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:50,068
That's it! I'm never
getting my medal back.

1092
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,731
What is the big whoop about
that crummy medal anyway?

1093
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:54,857
The big whoop?

1094
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,318
Well, this may come as
a shock to you, but in my game,

1095
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,745
I'm the bad guy
and I live in the garbage.

1096
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,871
- Cool.
- No. Not cool.

1097
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:04,783
Unhygienic and lonely and boring.

1098
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:09,206
And that crummy medal
was going to change all that.

1099
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,248
I go home with that baby
around my neck

1100
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,333
and I'll get a penthouse. Pies.

1101
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,962
Ice sculptures. Fireworks!

1102
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:17,842
[grunts]

1103
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,174
It's grown-up stuff.
You wouldn't understand.

1104
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,842
No, I get it!

1105
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,178
That's exactly
what racing would do for me!

1106
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,683
- Well, guess what?
- What?

1107
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:28,812
News flash! Neither one of us
is getting what we want!

1108
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:30,984
[explosion]

1109
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:33,445
What was that?

1110
00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:50,170
[reading]

1111
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:51,667
Yeah! Check it out. Look!

1112
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:57,211
Oh!

1113
00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,717
Ow! Whoa!

1114
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,515
You got to watch out for the splash.

1115
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,342
That stuff is broiling hot.

1116
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:04,972
[Ralph] Yeah, I got that. Thank you.

1117
00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,395
What is this dump?

1118
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:11,184
I think it's some sort of
unfinished bonus level.

1119
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:13,235
Yeah. It's pretty cool, huh?

1120
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:16,818
I found that secret opening,
and now I live here.

1121
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:18,612
See? Oh, look, look, look.

1122
00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:21,619
Welcome to my home!

1123
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:24,196
I sleep in these candy wrappers.

1124
00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:27,283
I bundle myself up like
a little homeless lady.

1125
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,789
By yourself?

1126
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:32,747
With all this garbage around you?

1127
00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:35,799
Well, yeah.

1128
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:38,052
I mean, everyone here
says I'm just a mistake

1129
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,174
and that I wasn't
even supposed to exist.

1130
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,839
What do you expect?

1131
00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:44,387
Listen, kid...

1132
00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:46,803
I know it's none of m business

1133
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:49,597
but why do you even
stick around this game?

1134
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,849
You really don't know anything, do you?

1135
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:54,230
Glitches can't leave their games.

1136
00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:59,027
It's one of the joys of being me.

1137
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,408
Hey, what are you doing? Come on!

1138
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,586
I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.

1139
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,038
If you're going to be a racer,

1140
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:15,801
you're going to have
to learn how to drive.

1141
00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:18,675
And you can't do that without a track.

1142
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:24,381
Whoa!

1143
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,970
All right, now.

1144
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,722
Let's hustle up.
We've got some driving to do.

1145
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,350
I'm going to learn to drive!
I'm going to learn to drive!

1146
00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:31,829
Oh, wait. Do you know how to drive?

1147
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,932
Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but...

1148
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,650
Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?

1149
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:36,773
You crashed it.

1150
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,483
Just get in. How hard can it be?
Okay, uh...

1151
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:41,323
Start it up.

1152
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,491
[engine starting]

1153
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:47,197
There we go. So there are
some buttons on the floor.

1154
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:49,119
- Pedals.
- Pedals. Right.

1155
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:53,878
Now, uh, that's the go pedal.

1156
00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:58,003
That I believe is the stopper.

1157
00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:01,001
And this... Wait.

1158
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,591
What is this? That doesn't do anything.

1159
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,297
Ooh, what does this joystick do?

1160
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:09,017
Okay, good. Let's try that again.

1161
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:11,512
I've been looking
for a driver who's qualified

1162
00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:13,389
So if you think that you're the one

1163
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,473
Ow!

1164
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,808
To step into my ride

1165
00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,643
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic
speed machine

1166
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:18,769
Ow!

1167
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:20,904
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean

1168
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,026
Ow!

1169
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,660
So if you feel me
let me know, know, know

1170
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,782
Ow!

1171
00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:30,622
So start me up
and watch me go, go, go, go

1172
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,246
Get you where you wanna go
If you know what I mean

1173
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:37,046
Got a ride that's smoother
than a limousine

1174
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:39,247
'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in three point five

1175
00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:40,378
Now shift it.

1176
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:42,505
Baby you got the keys

1177
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,461
That's good. Keep going! Shift it again!

1178
00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:47,844
Now shut up and drive
Drive, drive, drive

1179
00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:49,595
[Vanellope laughing]

1180
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:52,807
I told you, racing's in my code!

1181
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,559
So if you feel me
let me know, know, know

1182
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,730
[chuckling]

1183
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,399
I got that medal in the bag!

1184
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,644
Hey, Ralphie, watch this!

1185
00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:02,317
Get you where you wanna go
if you know what I mean

1186
00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:05,031
Got a ride that's smoother
than a limousine

1187
00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:06,700
Whoo-hoo!

1188
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,653
Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five

1189
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:13,282
Baby you got the keys

1190
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,167
- Look out!
- Whoa!

1191
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,501
Shut up and drive

1192
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,581
[screams]

1193
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,591
Hot cola!

1194
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:31,891
Now shut up and drive

1195
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:33,097
So how did I do?

1196
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,302
Um...

1197
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,680
Well, you almost blew up
the whole mountain.

1198
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,437
Right, right. That's a good note.

1199
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:41,693
You got to get that
glitch under control, kid.

1200
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,229
Okay, I will, I will.

1201
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,152
And then you think I got a chance?

1202
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,616
Um...

1203
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:50,034
Tiny.

1204
00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:51,870
Yes, I'm going to win!

1205
00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:53,913
I'm going to win! I'm going to win!

1206
00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:55,866
- Top shelf.
- Top shelf.

1207
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:07,794
[gasps]

1208
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,423
Did you find her?
Tell me you found her.

1209
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,429
You didn't?

1210
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:15,135
[chuckles]

1211
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,971
Go. Leave me.

1212
00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:22,813
[door closes]

1213
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,786
Up, up, down, down...

1214
00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:42,837
[mumbling]

1215
00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:44,664
Start!

1216
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:51,680
Oh, the code. It's the sweet
lifeblood of the game.

1217
00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:02,354
Where are you? Let's see...
Stadium, no. Jumbotron.

1218
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:06,319
Ha-ha! There it is. The winner's cup.

1219
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:11,776
One of these things is
not like the others... It's you!

1220
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,702
We're going to give you
a nice new home.

1221
01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:27,753
Success!

1222
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,631
[chuckles]

1223
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,503
Sour Bill, I'm going out.

1224
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,014
You're in charge of the castle
until I get back.

1225
01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:46,977
Your face is still red.

1226
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,983
You might want to
hit it again with your hammer.

1227
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,736
Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am.

1228
01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:54,617
That's just the honey glow
in my cheeks.

1229
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,452
Okay.

1230
01:00:56,862 --> 01:00:59,866
Ma'am, I just got to tell you...

1231
01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,580
You are one dynamite gal.

1232
01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:08,628
Wow, you are one dynamite gal.

1233
01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:11,255
One dynamite gal.

1234
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,464
Dynamite gal.

1235
01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,926
Dynamite...

1236
01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:18,262
[screaming]

1237
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:22,686
Get out.

1238
01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,639
All I said is you're a dynamite gal.

1239
01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,266
I said get out!

1240
01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:36,826
Oh. Jiminey jaminey.

1241
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,667
Yes?

1242
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:46,119
Oh.

1243
01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:50,674
I'm Fix-It Felix Jr., sir,
from the game Fix-It Felix Jr.

1244
01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:52,425
Have you seen my friend Ralph?

1245
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:53,960
Wreck-It Ralph?

1246
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:55,758
Yes. Yes, that's him!

1247
01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:58,931
We should have locked him up
when we had the chance.

1248
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,258
Locked him up?

1249
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:03,220
I'm not making
the same mistake with you.

1250
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,723
[screams]

1251
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:09,651
[Vanellope] Hurry, hurry!
Let's go-Time's a-wastin'.

1252
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:10,860
Come on, Ralph!

1253
01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:12,896
This is it. This is really happening.

1254
01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,276
I almost don't believe it.

1255
01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:17,326
I mean, I have dreamt about it
for so long, and now...

1256
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,573
And now... Now I think
I'm going to puke, actually.

1257
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:21,030
I mean, I think I might puke.

1258
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,701
- You know, like a "vurp."
- A what?

1259
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:24,540
Vomit and a burp together,

1260
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:26,956
and you can taste it,
and it's just like rising up.

1261
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,378
Oh, this is so exciting!

1262
01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:30,255
Yes, it is. It's exciting.

1263
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,458
Am I ready to be a real racer?

1264
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,668
Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?

1265
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:38,179
Who doesn't love a brat
with dirty hair? Come on.

1266
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:41,637
Those people are going
to love you. You know why?

1267
01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,390
- Because you're a winner.
- I'm a winner.

1268
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:47,310
- And you're adorable!
- I'm adorable!

1269
01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,019
And everyone loves
an adorable winner!

1270
01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:50,559
Yeah!

1271
01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:52,857
Okay, come on. Listen to me.

1272
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:55,982
If you get nervous,
just keep telling yourself,

1273
01:02:56,064 --> 01:03:00,240
"I must win Ralph's medal
or his life will be ruined."

1274
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,696
- And have fun. Got it?
- Got it.

1275
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:04,197
Whoa!

1276
01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:05,532
Oh, wait!

1277
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:06,957
[brakes screeching]

1278
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,159
Hold on!

1279
01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:09,244
Where are you going?

1280
01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:11,246
I forgot something! I'll be right back!

1281
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:13,711
[chuckles]

1282
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:14,833
Kids.

1283
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:17,002
[honking]

1284
01:03:17,085 --> 01:03:19,508
Ralph! [chuckles]
There you are. Hello!

1285
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:22,845
- You!
- I come alone, unarmed.

1286
01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:25,389
I've had enough of you, pillow pants!

1287
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,387
Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't!

1288
01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:28,513
[shuddering]

1289
01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,269
I'm going to beat the filling out of you!

1290
01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:33,393
You wouldn't hit a guy
with glasses, would you?

1291
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:36,905
You hit a guy with glasses.
That's... Well played.

1292
01:03:37,605 --> 01:03:39,323
- [gasps]
- What do you want, Candy?

1293
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,901
Listen, I just want to talk to you.

1294
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,953
I'm not interested in
anything you have to say.

1295
01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:48,037
How about this?
Are you interested in this?

1296
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:50,076
My medal. How did you...

1297
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:53,873
It doesn't matter.
It's yours! Go ahead, take it.

1298
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:55,002
[chuckles]

1299
01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:56,708
Whoa.

1300
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,840
All I ask is that you hear me out.

1301
01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:01,379
About what?

1302
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,432
Ralph, do you know
what the hardest part

1303
01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:06,096
about being a king is?

1304
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,895
Doing what's right, no matter what.

1305
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,142
Get to the point.

1306
01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:12,436
Point being, I need your help.

1307
01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:17,146
Sad as it is, Vanellope
cannot be allowed to race.

1308
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,318
Why are you people so against her?

1309
01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:22,576
I'm not against her!
I'm trying to protect her!

1310
01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,448
If Vanellope wins that race

1311
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:27,618
she'll be added to the race roster.

1312
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:31,163
Then gamers can choose her
as their avatar.

1313
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,037
And when they see her glitching

1314
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,839
and twitching and just being herself,

1315
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,754
they'll think our game is broken.

1316
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,360
We'll be put out of order for good.

1317
01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:45,761
All my subjects will be homeless.

1318
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,717
[all shouting]

1319
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:51,806
But there's one who cannot
escape because she's a glitch.

1320
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:54,524
Help! Somebody, help! Help!

1321
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,064
[King Candy] And when
the game's plug is pulled...

1322
01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,486
[screaming] No!

1323
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:01,903
...she'll die with it.

1324
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:05,072
You don't know that will happen.

1325
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,403
The gamers could love her.

1326
01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:08,618
And if they don't?

1327
01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,918
I know it's tough,

1328
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:21,217
but heroes have to make
the tough choices, don't they?

1329
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:27,007
She can't race, Ralph,
but she won't listen to me.

1330
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:30,511
So can I count on you to
talk a little sense into her?

1331
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,435
Very good.

1332
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,026
I'll give you two some time alone.

1333
01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,377
[sighs]

1334
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,553
I'm back!

1335
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:07,930
Did you miss me?

1336
01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:12,102
Yeah... Uh... Can we talk for a second?

1337
01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:14,262
Wait. First, kneel down.

1338
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,690
- What? No, we really...
- Will you just do it?

1339
01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:18,558
Okay.

1340
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,733
- Now, close your eyes.
- Vanellope...

1341
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,155
Shush! Close them!

1342
01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:25,739
[exhales]

1343
01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,323
Okay. Open them up.

1344
01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,124
"To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks.

1345
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,288
Turn it over.

1346
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:40,167
I made it for you.

1347
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,332
Just in case we don't win.

1348
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,801
Not that I think
there's even a remote chance

1349
01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:45,923
we're not going to win.

1350
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,717
Thanks, kid. Listen...

1351
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:53,719
Now rise, my royal chump.
I've got a date with destiny.

1352
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,809
Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.

1353
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:58,014
Um...

1354
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,813
- I've been thinking.
- That's dangerous.

1355
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:04,066
Who cares about
this stupid race anyway? Right?

1356
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:06,614
[laughs] That's not very funny, Ralph.

1357
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:09,899
No, I'm serious, and it was really fun
to build the car and everything

1358
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:13,158
but maybe you shouldn't do it.

1359
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,786
Hello? Is Ralph in there?

1360
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,458
I'd like to speak to him, please.

1361
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,460
Look, what I'm saying is
you can't be a racer.

1362
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:20,787
What?

1363
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,505
Why would you...

1364
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,384
Wait a minute.

1365
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,961
- No!
- Where did you get this?

1366
01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:32,219
Look, I'm going to be
straight with you, kid.

1367
01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:33,800
I've been talking to King Candy.

1368
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,430
- King Candy?
- Yeah.

1369
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,807
You sold me out?

1370
01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:38,730
No, I didn't! Listen.
You don't understand.

1371
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:41,061
No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

1372
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:42,472
I'm not a traitor. Listen.

1373
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,856
You're a rat!

1374
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,397
And I don't need you, and
I can win the race on my own.

1375
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,232
But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!

1376
01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:51,075
Put me down! Let me go!

1377
01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:52,318
No, you listen to me.

1378
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:54,404
Do you know what's going to happen
when the players see you glitching?

1379
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,851
They'll think the game's broken.

1380
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,327
I don't care! You're a liar!

1381
01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:59,913
You better care, because
if your game goes out of order,

1382
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:00,994
you go down with the ship, little sister!

1383
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,124
I'm not listening to you!

1384
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:05,002
Get out of my way!
I'm going to that race!

1385
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:06,416
No, you're not!

1386
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,168
[grunting]

1387
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,050
Take me down from here, Ralph,
right now!

1388
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,381
No. I'm doing this for your own good!

1389
01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:16,884
Wait, wait, wait.

1390
01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,769
No. No.

1391
01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:20,771
No, no, no, no, no!

1392
01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,019
Please, Ralph!

1393
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,099
- [smashing]
- No!

1394
01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:27,403
Stop it! Stop it! No!

1395
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:30,690
[Vanellope crying]

1396
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:38,035
[Ralph panting]

1397
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,998
You really are a bad guy.

1398
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,405
[bell ringing]

1399
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:24,707
Hello? Anybody home?

1400
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:27,455
Felix? Mary?

1401
01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,421
Well, you actually went and did it.

1402
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,253
Gene. Where is everybody?

1403
01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,008
They're gone.

1404
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:38,592
After Felix went to find you
and then didn't come back...

1405
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,011
Everyone panicked
and abandoned ship.

1406
01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,137
But I'm here now.

1407
01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,147
It's too late, Ralph.

1408
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:47,608
Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.

1409
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:54,941
Oh!

1410
01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,950
But never let it be said
that I'm not a man of my word.

1411
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,956
The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.

1412
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,166
Gene, wait! Wait!

1413
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:15,049
Listen, this is not what I wanted!

1414
01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,171
Well, what did you want, Ralph?

1415
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,636
I don't know. I just...

1416
01:10:20,842 --> 01:10:22,139
[sighs]

1417
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:25,647
I was just tired of
living alone in the garbage.

1418
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:29,647
Well, now you can live alone
in the penthouse.

1419
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:34,985
[sighs]

1420
01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:02,717
[thud]

1421
01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,580
[beeping]

1422
01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:36,876
[humming]

1423
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,051
Hey, cough drop.

1424
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,388
Explain something to me.

1425
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,719
If Vanellope was never meant to exist,

1426
01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:45,601
then why is her picture on
the side of the game console?

1427
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:47,429
Uh...

1428
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:49,434
[shuddering]

1429
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:52,686
What's going on
in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

1430
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:53,935
Nothing.

1431
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,061
- Talk!
- No.

1432
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,730
- I'll lick you.
- You wouldn't.

1433
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,611
Oh, yeah?

1434
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:00,195
Oh! That's like sandpaper!

1435
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:02,902
Mmm. Wonder how many
licks it will take

1436
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:04,328
to get to your center.

1437
01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:05,913
I'll take it to my grave!

1438
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,247
Fair enough.

1439
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:09,575
Oh!

1440
01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:13,082
[chuckles] They call you
Sour Bill for a reason.

1441
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,250
- Had enough yet?
- Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!

1442
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:20,923
Vanellope was a racer until
King Candy tried to delete her code!

1443
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,673
[Ralph] Tried to delete her code?

1444
01:12:23,756 --> 01:12:26,760
So that's why she's a glitch!
Why is he doing this to her?

1445
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,140
I don't know!

1446
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,391
Suit yourself.

1447
01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,438
No, no, no! I swear I don't know!

1448
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:34,313
He literally locked up our memories

1449
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,605
and I cannot remember!

1450
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:36,985
Nobody can!

1451
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:38,813
But I do know this.

1452
01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:40,778
He'll do anything
to keep her from racing.

1453
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,363
Because if she crosses the finish line,

1454
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,286
the game will reset and
she won't be a glitch any more!

1455
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:47,613
Where is she now?

1456
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,101
In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.

1457
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,283
Felix?

1458
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,164
I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear!

1459
01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:56,456
Now, please, don't put me back
in your filthy mouth again! [sobbing]

1460
01:12:58,958 --> 01:12:59,925
Stick around.

1461
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:03,175
Yes, okay, I will. I will. Thank you!

1462
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,969
Come on. I know you're out there.

1463
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,052
[groans]

1464
01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:12,813
Saccharine-saturated nightmare!

1465
01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:14,641
[beeping rapidly]

1466
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,194
But... Where?

1467
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,611
[screaming]

1468
01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:26,948
[screeching]

1469
01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:39,466
Doomsday and Armageddon
just had a baby and it is ugly!

1470
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,510
Hello? Hello?

1471
01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:47,882
Somebody! Anybody! Please let me out!

1472
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,056
What's he say?

1473
01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:53,517
[imitating Ralph]
I'm gonna wreck it!

1474
01:13:56,307 --> 01:13:57,308
[groans]

1475
01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,361
Why do I fix everything I touch?

1476
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,147
[sobbing]

1477
01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:03,648
[grunts]

1478
01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:06,234
- Felix!
- Ralph!

1479
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,528
I'm so glad to see you!

1480
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:12,241
Wait. No, I'm not. What do
you have to say for yourself!

1481
01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:15,376
Wait! I don't want to hear it.
I'm not talking to you!

1482
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,203
Okay, don't talk. That's fine.

1483
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,293
But you have to fix
this go-cart for me pronto.

1484
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:22,550
I don't have to do boo!
Forgive my potty mouth.

1485
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,594
I'm just so, so cross with you!

1486
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,888
Do you have any idea
what you put me through?

1487
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:31,384
I ran higgledy-piggledy
all over creation looking for you.

1488
01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:33,469
I almost drowned in chocolate milk-mix!

1489
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:37,390
And then... I met the most dynamite gal.

1490
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:41,148
Oh! She gives me the honey glow
something awful.

1491
01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:44,522
But she rebuffed my affections.

1492
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:46,778
And then I got thrown in jail!

1493
01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:48,409
Felix, pull yourself together.

1494
01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:52,280
No! You don't know
what it's like to be rejected

1495
01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,078
and treated like a criminal!

1496
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,834
Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.

1497
01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:58,911
It is?

1498
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:02,924
Which is why I ran off
and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not!

1499
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:05,801
I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help.

1500
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:08,213
There's a little girl
whose only hope is this cart.

1501
01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:10,302
Please, Felix, fix it.

1502
01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:13,893
And I promise I will never try
to be good again.

1503
01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:26,944
- [loud thudding]
- Huh?

1504
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,794
I know, I know, I'm an idiot.

1505
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:43,422
- And?
- And a real numskull.

1506
01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,341
- And?
- A selfish diaper baby.

1507
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,543
And?

1508
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,466
And...

1509
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,676
A stinkbrain?

1510
01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:54,763
The stinkiest brain ever.

1511
01:15:57,678 --> 01:16:00,101
[fanfare]

1512
01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,112
[cheering]

1513
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,531
[engine revving]

1514
01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,717
[Knig Candy, over P.A]
My sweet subjects,

1515
01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:22,495
I can without a pinch
of hesitation assure you

1516
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:25,631
that I have never been
so happy in all my life

1517
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,004
to say the following words,

1518
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,429
let the Random Roster Race
commence!

1519
01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:33,051
[laughs excitedly]

1520
01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:37,093
[tires squealing]

1521
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,017
[cars wooshing]

1522
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:51,528
Okay, remember, you don't have to win.

1523
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:54,201
Just cross that finish line,
and you'll be a real racer.

1524
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,362
I'm already a real racer.

1525
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,200
And I'm going to win.

1526
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,909
[engine roaring]

1527
01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:04,499
[beeping]

1528
01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:25,649
[announcer speaking]

1529
01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:32,273
- Whoa!
- [screams]

1530
01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:34,491
[announcer speaking]

1531
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:35,614
[cheering]

1532
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,531
[announcer speaking]

1533
01:17:41,115 --> 01:17:42,833
Have some candy.

1534
01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,332
[laughs]

1535
01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:02,428
Behind you!

1536
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:04,771
In front of you!

1537
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,396
Huh?

1538
01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,612
- It's The Glitch!
- The Glitch?

1539
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,243
Light them up, Candlehead.

1540
01:18:17,985 --> 01:18:19,157
[laughing]

1541
01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,537
[announcer]
What's this? Cherry bombs!

1542
01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:24,617
[gasps]

1543
01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:33,797
I told you. You're just
an accident waiting to happen.

1544
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:43,970
[all screaming]

1545
01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:48,186
[Vanellope grunting]

1546
01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:52,686
- [crying]
- My candle.

1547
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,524
All right. Gotta keep it under control.

1548
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:58,154
No more glitching.

1549
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,278
Okay, kid. Let's finish this thing

1550
01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:02,830
without any more surprises.

1551
01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:04,577
Ow!

1552
01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:06,125
Hope you're happy, junkpile.

1553
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,295
This game is going down,
and it's all your fault.

1554
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:10,913
My lady, you came back.

1555
01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,373
Can it, Fix-It!

1556
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,175
That Cy-Bug you brought
with you multiplied.

1557
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:18,212
No. It died in the taffy swamp.
Believe me, I...

1558
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,177
[crowd screaming]

1559
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:22,850
Bullroar.

1560
01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:24,843
[gun powering up]

1561
01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:33,444
Listen up, people. Head to
Game Central Station now!

1562
01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,479
Move it! Let's go! Let's go!

1563
01:19:36,313 --> 01:19:37,314
Go! Go! Go!

1564
01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:46,657
No!

1565
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:21,492
[whooping]

1566
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,281
Huh?

1567
01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:29,916
Get off of my track!

1568
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,243
Hey!

1569
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,900
[Vanellope] What, are you crazy!

1570
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:38,626
I forbid you to cross that finish line!

1571
01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:41,470
Knock it off!

1572
01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:45,508
[Felix] Ralph, look!

1573
01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,267
[Ralph] Kid!

1574
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:51,355
Stop it!

1575
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:54,433
I'm not letting you
undo all my hard work!

1576
01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:55,939
[both grunting]

1577
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:58,112
Is that...

1578
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,782
No way!

1579
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,819
What the... Who are you?

1580
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:10,200
I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever!

1581
01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,956
And I did not reprogram
this world to let you

1582
01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,205
and that halitosis-riddled warthog

1583
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:18,040
take it away from me!

1584
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,424
[engine revving]

1585
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,672
Turbo-tastic.

1586
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,219
[laughs evily]

1587
01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,221
End of the line, Glitch!

1588
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:27,383
[gasps] Glitch. That's it.

1589
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,347
Come on, Vanellope.

1590
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,141
I know you said you wouldn't do it again

1591
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,314
but you're going to do it one more time.

1592
01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:35,566
Just focus and concentrate

1593
01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:38,811
and glitch!

1594
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:40,771
[screams]

1595
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:43,816
[laughs triumphantly]

1596
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,993
Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it!

1597
01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:49,078
No!

1598
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:51,907
[screaming]

1599
01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:58,585
Bring it home, kid!
The finish line is wide open!

1600
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,012
[Vanellope] Argh!

1601
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,847
No!

1602
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:17,645
Kid! Are you okay?

1603
01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:21,194
I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's finish this race!

1604
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:25,449
Oh, my land.

1605
01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:27,284
All right. Come on.
We gotta get out of here.

1606
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,453
But I didn't cross the finish line!

1607
01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:31,371
[Ralph] There is no finish line!

1608
01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,704
Move it or lose it, people.
Everybody, out. Now!

1609
01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:38,537
Ralph, it's not going to work!

1610
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,712
We got to try!

1611
01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:43,880
Kid!

1612
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,382
Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game.

1613
01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:49,135
- Come on. Get through.
- Ralph! Stop!

1614
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,637
It's got to work!

1615
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,802
Stop, it's no use.

1616
01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:56,221
[Ralph panting]

1617
01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:03,441
It's okay, Ralph.

1618
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:06,736
[Calhoun] All right, Fix-It.

1619
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,573
That's everyone.
Now, we've got to blow up this exit.

1620
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:14,240
Just go. Go without me.

1621
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,039
- But what about this game?
- Nothing we can do about it.

1622
01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:21,668
Without a beacon, there's
no way to stop these monsters.

1623
01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:25,917
Beacon?

1624
01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:28,720
Stay with Felix.

1625
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,180
Let me borrow that thing, lady.

1626
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:33,429
- Ralph! Where are you going?
- I got some wrecking to do!

1627
01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:35,413
I'll meet you at the finish line!

1628
01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:36,516
No! Wait!

1629
01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:38,017
Fix-It, get behind me!

1630
01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:44,694
[grunts]

1631
01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,397
[yelling]

1632
01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,198
[thudding, rumbling]

1633
01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:54,071
Come on!

1634
01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:00,369
One more! One...

1635
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:01,870
[grunts]

1636
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:04,582
Welcome to the boss level!

1637
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,916
Turbo.

1638
01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:08,924
[chuckles]
Because of you, Ralph,

1639
01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:13,223
I'm now the most powerful
virus in the arcade!

1640
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,725
I can take over any game I want.

1641
01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:17,598
I should thank you

1642
01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:20,434
but it would be more fun to kill you.

1643
01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:24,480
Get back here, little guy!

1644
01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:31,654
Have some candy!

1645
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:34,824
Where do you think you're going?

1646
01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:42,628
I'm not through with you yet. Up we go!

1647
01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:43,920
No!

1648
01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:46,544
Ralph!

1649
01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:51,674
Fall back.

1650
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:53,092
[Ralph grunting]

1651
01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:54,673
Kid!

1652
01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:01,764
Vanellope!

1653
01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:04,649
Oh, look at that. It's your little friend.

1654
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,774
Let's watch her die together, shall we?

1655
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,108
[Ralph] No!

1656
01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:11,236
[King Candy laughs]

1657
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:13,946
It's game over for both of you.

1658
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,363
No. Just for me!

1659
01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:21,158
- [gasps] Ralph!
- Vanellope!

1660
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,925
I'm bad, and that's good.

1661
01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:33,212
I will never be good, and that's not bad.

1662
01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:38,133
There's no one I'd rather be...

1663
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,637
...than me.

1664
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,806
[loud thud]

1665
01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:10,749
Kid!

1666
01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:14,052
Don't worry. I got it under control.

1667
01:26:38,485 --> 01:26:42,080
You fools! Why are you
going into the ligh...

1668
01:26:42,155 --> 01:26:43,327
[chuckling]

1669
01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:47,332
No! No, no, no. Yes...

1670
01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:50,296
No! Yes... No!

1671
01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:53,712
Go into the light!

1672
01:26:58,088 --> 01:26:59,135
[Ralph] Whoa!

1673
01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:02,509
Chocolate?

1674
01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:03,885
[laughs]

1675
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:06,222
It's chocolate! I love chocolate!

1676
01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:09,023
- [Vanellope whooping]
- Oh, beautiful chocolate!

1677
01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:10,142
Yeah!

1678
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:14,654
You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!

1679
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:15,982
[laughs]

1680
01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:18,741
[gasps]

1681
01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:22,492
I... Excuse...

1682
01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,962
All fixed.

1683
01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:34,212
- You ready for this?
- As ready as I'll ever be.

1684
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:42,807
Whoa!

1685
01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:45,719
What's with all the magic sparkles?

1686
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,285
[cheering]

1687
01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:16,208
Princess Vanellope?

1688
01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:18,342
Now I remember.

1689
01:28:19,461 --> 01:28:23,762
All hail the rightful ruler
of Sugar Rush...

1690
01:28:23,965 --> 01:28:25,558
Princess Vanellope.

1691
01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:26,809
[all gasping]

1692
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:28,512
I remember. She's our princess!

1693
01:28:28,595 --> 01:28:29,892
Oh, that's right!

1694
01:28:30,055 --> 01:28:31,815
We are so sorry
about the way we treated you.

1695
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:33,395
Yeah, those were jokes!

1696
01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:36,311
[sobbing] I was just doing
what Taffyta told me to do!

1697
01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:38,229
Tut-tut.

1698
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:41,900
As your merciful princess,
I hereby decree

1699
01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:46,493
that everyone who was ever
mean to me shall be

1700
01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:47,952
executed.

1701
01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:50,492
What? No, please!

1702
01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:51,869
Oh, my land.

1703
01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:54,250
Oh! This place just got interesting.

1704
01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:56,582
- [all sobbing]
- I don't want to die!

1705
01:28:56,665 --> 01:29:00,260
I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta.

1706
01:29:00,418 --> 01:29:02,261
I'm trying, but it won't stop.

1707
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:04,931
Wow.

1708
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:08,185
So this is the real you. Princess.

1709
01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:12,268
Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts?
Come on. This isn't me.

1710
01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,855
This is me.

1711
01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:17,485
Huh?

1712
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:19,108
Look, the code may say I'm a princess

1713
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,814
but I know who I really am, Ralph,

1714
01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:24,034
I'm a racer with
the greatest superpower ever.

1715
01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,614
I was here, I was there.

1716
01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:27,620
I was glitching through the walls.

1717
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:28,743
I'm not giving that up.

1718
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:30,950
Um, pardon me for asking,

1719
01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:34,203
but without a princess,
who's going to lead us?

1720
01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:35,333
Yeah. Who?

1721
01:29:36,288 --> 01:29:39,212
Uh, me.
I'm thinking more along the lines of

1722
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:41,464
a constitutional democracy.

1723
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:45,005
President Vanellope von Schweetz.

1724
01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:46,803
Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

1725
01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:50,727
Fix-It, Wreck-It,
the arcade's about to open.

1726
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,729
Let's move 'em out.

1727
01:29:59,811 --> 01:30:02,985
You could just stay here
and live in the castle.

1728
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:04,365
You'd have your own wing

1729
01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:06,200
where no one would ever
complain about your stench

1730
01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,327
or treat you bad ever again.

1731
01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:10,363
You could be happy.

1732
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:13,534
I'm already happy.

1733
01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:15,535
I've got the coolest friend in the world.

1734
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:18,667
And besides, I've got a job to do, too.

1735
01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:22,464
It may not be as fancy
as being president

1736
01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:23,885
but it's my duty.

1737
01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:25,591
And it's a big duty!

1738
01:30:26,004 --> 01:30:27,347
[chuckles]

1739
01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:28,912
Ralph, are you coming, brother?

1740
01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:33,011
See you later, President Fart Feathers.

1741
01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:36,148
Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

1742
01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:39,518
And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

1743
01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:41,937
Goodbye, Major Body Odor!

1744
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:44,406
- Hasta la vista, you...
- Ralph!

1745
01:30:44,606 --> 01:30:46,950
- All right. To be continued.
- Yeah!

1746
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,743
[all] Hooray!

1747
01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:02,294
[Ralph] I'm gonna wreck it!

1748
01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:03,876
[grunting angrily]

1749
01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:07,383
Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great!

1750
01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:10,090
[laughs excitedly]
The gang's all here!

1751
01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:14,428
So, I'm happy to report,
and you'll be happy to hear,

1752
01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:16,184
I'm taking life one game at a time.

1753
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,560
All right! Yeah, Ralph!

1754
01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:20,283
[Ralph] Of course,
the job hasn't changed.

1755
01:31:21,226 --> 01:31:24,947
But, news flash,
the Nicelanders are being nice to me!

1756
01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:29,360
And that got me thinking about
those poor guys left without a game.

1757
01:31:29,943 --> 01:31:31,945
- So here's what we did.
- We're gonna wreck it!

1758
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:34,331
We asked them to help us out
on the bonus levels.

1759
01:31:35,281 --> 01:31:36,453
We can fix it!

1760
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,167
[Ralph] I'm telling you, guys,

1761
01:31:38,243 --> 01:31:40,086
we haven't been this popular in years.

1762
01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:41,462
- It's crazy.
- Wow!

1763
01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,040
The gamers say we're "retro,"

1764
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:47,003
which I think means "old but cool."

1765
01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:48,595
BOY: How come
we never noticed this game?

1766
01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:50,550
[Ralph] Oh, and I decided
that living in the dump

1767
01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:52,257
wasn't making me feel very good,

1768
01:31:53,675 --> 01:31:54,927
so I cleaned it up,
built myself a little shack

1769
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:56,683
and a couple for the new guys, too.

1770
01:31:56,761 --> 01:31:57,853
[mutters]

1771
01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:01,103
Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh!

1772
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:03,793
And guess who was the best man
at his and Calhoun's wedding.

1773
01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:06,863
That's right, my friends,
old Ham Hands himself.

1774
01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,528
Very elegant affair.
You should've seen it.

1775
01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:11,075
Lot of grandeur.

1776
01:32:11,151 --> 01:32:12,619
And not a single bug.

1777
01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:20,039
Let's just say, some tears were shed.

1778
01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:25,290
But I got to say, the best part of my day

1779
01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,209
is when I get thrown off the roof.

1780
01:32:29,002 --> 01:32:30,845
Because when the Nicelanders
lift me up,

1781
01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:34,383
I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.

1782
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,468
And I can see Vanellope racing.

1783
01:32:39,304 --> 01:32:40,305
Yes!

1784
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:42,683
[Ralph] The kid's a natural.

1785
01:32:43,641 --> 01:32:45,814
And the players love her, glitch and all.

1786
01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:47,980
Just like I knew they would.

1787
01:32:49,856 --> 01:32:52,700
Turns out I don't need a medal
to tell me I'm a good guy.

1788
01:32:54,486 --> 01:32:56,488
'Cause if that little kid likes me...

1789
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:01,577
How bad can I be?

1790
01:33:06,456 --> 01:33:07,628
[coin dropping]

1791
01:33:07,707 --> 01:33:09,050
[beeping]

1792
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:21,938
Switch on the sky
and the stars glow for you

1793
01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:25,733
Go see the world
'cause it's all so brand new

1794
01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:29,855
Don't close your eyes
'cause your future's ready to shine

1795
01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:33,613
It's just a matter of time
before we learn how to fly

1796
01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:38,280
Welcome to the rhythm of the night

1797
01:33:38,363 --> 01:33:41,958
There's something in the air
you can't deny

1798
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:43,701
[muttering]

1799
01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:50,133
It's been fun but now I've got to go

1800
01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:53,511
Life is way too short to take it slow

1801
01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:57,557
But before I go and hit the road

1802
01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:03,306
I gotta know, 'til then
when can we do this again?

1803
01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:07,438
When can I see you again?

1804
01:34:09,102 --> 01:34:11,321
When can we do this again?

1805
01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:18,537
I gotta know
when can I see you again?

1806
01:34:22,407 --> 01:34:25,832
Joined at the hip
your sidekick needs you

1807
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:29,464
Life is a trip down
the road that leads you

1808
01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:33,635
Look all around at the mountains
you haven't climbed

1809
01:34:33,793 --> 01:34:37,297
It's just a matter of time
before we learn how to fly

1810
01:34:38,798 --> 01:34:42,052
Welcome to the rhythm of the night

1811
01:34:42,427 --> 01:34:45,522
There's something in the air
you can't deny

1812
01:34:51,102 --> 01:34:53,776
It's been fun but now I've got to go

1813
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:57,238
Life is way too short to take it slow

1814
01:34:58,401 --> 01:35:01,325
But before I go and hit the road

1815
01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:07,123
I gotta know, 'til then
when can we do this again?

1816
01:35:09,287 --> 01:35:11,085
When can I see you again?

1817
01:35:12,957 --> 01:35:15,085
When can we do this again?

1818
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:22,809
I gotta know
When can I see you again?

1819
01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:33,608
Don't close your eyes
'cause your future's ready to shine

1820
01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:37,190
It's just a matter of time
before we learn how to fly

1821
01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:42,075
Welcome to the rhythm of the night

1822
01:35:42,528 --> 01:35:45,748
There's something in the air
you can't deny

1823
01:35:46,991 --> 01:35:49,915
So let me know before I wave goodbye

1824
01:35:50,036 --> 01:35:52,539
When can I see you again?

1825
01:35:54,457 --> 01:35:57,802
When can we do this again?

1826
01:35:57,961 --> 01:36:00,805
When can I see you again?

1827
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:04,475
When can we do this again?

1828
01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:08,517
Yeah, it's been fun
but now I've got to go

1829
01:36:09,514 --> 01:36:12,438
Life is way too short
to take it slow

1830
01:36:12,934 --> 01:36:18,566
But before I go and hit the road
Tell me when

1831
01:36:20,233 --> 01:36:23,328
When can I see you again?

1832
01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:26,872
When can I see you again?

1833
01:36:28,074 --> 01:36:30,418
When can I see you again?

1834
01:36:34,372 --> 01:36:36,420
["Sugar Rush" playing]

1835
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:51,352
[singing in foreign language]

1836
01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:13,872
Wreck-It Ralph is a giant of a man

1837
01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:17,122
Nine feet tall with really big hands

1838
01:39:17,201 --> 01:39:20,250
Living in a stump on his very own land

1839
01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:23,583
Until his world went crazy

1840
01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:27,136
He was minding his own business
on the day they came

1841
01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:30,511
They showed a piece of paper
saying "eminent domain"

1842
01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:33,810
They built an apartment building
saying progress was to blame

1843
01:39:33,885 --> 01:39:37,310
So he got mad And he turned bad

1844
01:39:37,388 --> 01:39:40,642
Brick by brick
he's gonna take his land back

1845
01:39:40,725 --> 01:39:43,854
Wreck it, Wreck-It Ralph
As fast as you can

1846
01:39:43,936 --> 01:39:47,156
You know you can do it
with your colossal hands

1847
01:39:47,231 --> 01:39:50,405
So don't let Fix-It Felix
and that building stand

1848
01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:57,334
I wreck it I fix it

1849
01:39:59,577 --> 01:40:00,829
You fixed it!

1850
01:40:07,793 --> 01:40:10,672
Fix-It Felix is a really great guy

1851
01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:13,850
Watch him get all turbocharged
when he eats a pie

1852
01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:17,270
Not just a superintendent
He's a super super guy

1853
01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:20,349
And everybody loves him

1854
01:40:20,681 --> 01:40:24,026
With his trusty tool belt
and steel-toed shoes

1855
01:40:24,101 --> 01:40:27,230
Nicelanders believe
that Felix just can't lose

1856
01:40:27,313 --> 01:40:30,533
So when Wreck-It Ralph
starts to come unglued

1857
01:40:30,608 --> 01:40:33,737
He doesn't get mad
'Cause he's so rad

1858
01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:37,373
Brick by brick he's gonna build it back

1859
01:40:37,448 --> 01:40:40,372
Fix it, Fix-It Felix, as fast as you can

1860
01:40:40,451 --> 01:40:43,796
Use the magic hammer
you got from your old man

1861
01:40:43,871 --> 01:40:47,250
'Cause you know Wreck-it Ralph
won't let that building stand

1862
01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:53,966
I wreck it I fix it

1863
01:40:56,175 --> 01:40:57,392
You fixed it!