1993 LGPS Australian GP commentary

19:58:51: <RMCFeed> staller guesses?
19:58:55: <RealRacingRoots> 3
19:58:55: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> 3
19:58:56: <klonnit> 3
19:58:59: <RealRacingRoots> hah
19:59:02: <klonnit> Who gives a fuck - I just want a diva that's hot for once
19:59:14: <RealRacingRoots> so you want a underaged brit
19:59:19: <klonnit> sure do
19:59:19: <Salamander> and the alt-f1 wiki is done
19:59:31: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Layla to come back pls, tyvm.
19:59:48: <RealRacingRoots> Layla is being depressed i think
19:59:50: <RealRacingRoots> i dunno
19:59:52: <klonnit> http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Bazza_the_Bogan ... wut
20:00:01: <Salamander> sauber is 24 points behind red bull in the wcc
20:00:05: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> No one knows really what's up with her :(
20:00:12: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Here's a thought - would it be possible to run one-off Life GP races, similar to the handful of LFS RoLFS inspired events still running? :)
20:00:13: <klonnit> probably cancer :p
20:00:28: klonnit went there
20:00:35: <SarfLandana> https://24.media.tumblr.com/894c66422112f3d3f971982deac1a047/tumblr_myb49x0DHS1sookfro1_250.gif
20:00:37: <SarfLandana> :P
20:00:55: <Aixata> load, CATIA, you piece of French shit
20:01:09: <Aixata> apologies to any French people we have with us today
20:01:28: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
20:01:29: <RMCFeed> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
20:01:29: <Salamander> anyway, klonnit, since i updated the results, what do i get? :P
20:01:38: <JEV4LGPSChamp> CONNARD
20:01:39: <klonnit> Salamander, two millions whenever you get a team
20:01:43: <klonnit> :p
20:01:50: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Do not insult the nationality of the almighty Voeckler family!
20:01:52: <Aixata> FINALLY
20:01:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Kneel peasant, and repent!
20:02:02: <klonnit> >kneeling
20:02:04: <Salamander> you mean when i get dgngineering :P
20:02:04: <klonnit> >for France
20:02:13: <USDLife> USD is now hungry for podiums
20:02:16: <klonnit> ... seems like someone is in need of Anschluss
20:02:24: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I don't see it happening
20:02:28: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Surprise Anschluss?
20:02:29: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> :p
20:02:36: <RealRacingRoots> klon said what what
20:02:37: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> and here comes the reichtangle
20:02:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> it's a USD, it will find a way to cause JEV to retire, and then blame JEV for it
20:02:41: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :P
20:02:50: <RMCFeed> 0 stallers!
20:02:56: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :O
20:02:56: <USDLife> Too earlier to have a grunge :p
20:02:56: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> :o
20:02:58: <RMCFeed> unbelievable!
20:03:00: <USDLife> :o
20:03:29: <RMCFeed> and no wings lost either!
20:03:33: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> GoGoJJD and JEV4LGPSChamp
20:03:42: <RMCFeed> at least not in the first two corners
20:03:54: <klonnit> http://i.imgur.com/nJonpTq.png
20:03:56: <USDLife> Have the field has learned how to drive after all? :o
20:04:02: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> The title is up to you both, play fair, play hard, and may the best driver win. Glory for Foster's!
20:04:51: <Cynon> http://www.racer.com/index.php/52-indycar/101427-indycar-panther-racing-files-civil-suit-against-series-rahal-among-others
20:04:56: <Cynon> Grow up, Panther Racing.
20:05:02: <RealRacingRoots> lel
20:05:08: <RealRacingRoots> and the jokes continue
20:05:10: <GoGoJJD> lel
20:05:11: <SarfLandana> :P
20:05:16: <RealRacingRoots> JV returning to Indy was the start :
20:05:17: <RealRacingRoots> :P
20:05:26: <GoGoJJD> also, cynon
20:05:28: <GoGoJJD> https://twitter.com/BadF1Stats/status/421703209045209088
20:06:03: <klonnit> YES!
20:06:08: <JEV4LGPSChamp> would have been funnier if it was Barrichello
20:06:09: <klonnit> No more Barrichello jokes anymore
20:06:10: <JEV4LGPSChamp> but m'kay
20:06:15: <GoGoJJD> :p
20:06:29: <klonnit> #ThanksMark
20:08:52: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Number 2 for a reason, eh Klonnit? :p
20:09:02: <USDLife> But who's gonna be the eternal #2 from now on? .p
20:09:04: <USDLife> :p
20:10:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Might have to dig the old #2 avatar out :p
20:10:10: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Ricardo Llosa
20:10:23: <RMCFeed> CHAOS IN THE LAST CORNER!
20:10:28: <JEV4LGPSChamp> uh-ohes
20:10:42: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> oh noes
20:10:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> #BlameLlosa
20:10:47: <RMCFeed> Vic Sunset spins and crashes himself out from the race!
20:10:47: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> doesn't sound good at all
20:10:47: <klonnit> no fosters
20:10:55: <GoGoJJD> great fuggen job vic
20:10:55: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> good fucking job sunset
20:10:56: <klonnit> that avatar is only fun when I don it :p
20:10:57: <JEV4LGPSChamp> YES! SUNSET DED!
20:11:10: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> choking this title away
20:11:15: <GoGoJJD> yep
20:11:18: <JEV4LGPSChamp> this is good for business
20:11:21: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> YES!
20:11:22: <RMCFeed> Gio van Dycke spins and takes out both of his wings
20:11:23: <GoGoJJD> if he loses the title hes so getting sacked
20:11:24: <klonnit> this isn't the season finale, right?
20:11:24: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> YES!
20:11:27: <GoGoJJD> nope
20:11:30: <GoGoJJD> next race is
20:11:31: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> YES!
20:11:32: <JEV4LGPSChamp> penultimate round, Klonnit
20:11:52: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Sunset risks choking harder than Salvatore Miccoli
20:11:53: <RMCFeed> Marky Howard spins and takes out Danny Fernandez's front wing
20:12:04: <JEV4LGPSChamp> who, to be fair, choked really badly
20:12:11: <JEV4LGPSChamp> on the road he was champion for most of the race
20:12:12: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> When it comes down to it, you just can;t compare to Foster's
20:12:14: <JEV4LGPSChamp> and threw it all away
20:12:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Luckily for the rest of you, this is the only place where Foster's have actually been any good :p
20:12:38: <JEV4LGPSChamp> no, nothing compares to Fosters'
20:12:52: <JEV4LGPSChamp> no beer tastes like pisswater quite as much as Fosters does :P
20:13:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> American beer? :p
20:13:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Heard the majority of that stuff is weak and/or horrible
20:14:13: <USDLife> Your puny girl's beer isn't remarkable
20:14:16: <RMCFeed> Dave Smith spins and takes out Sam Winton's front wing
20:14:25: <USDLife> Fuck you, Smith!
20:14:32: <RMCFeed> Alik Mori spins and takes out his own rear wing
20:14:42: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> #Morifacts
20:14:43: <GoGoJJD> mori?
20:14:47: <RMCFeed> and W. A. Stokins just... spins
20:14:50: <GoGoJJD> sounds like time for another #MoriFact :D
20:15:00: <USDLife> :p
20:15:02: <USDLife> #BiscioneSucks
20:15:06: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost spun earlier on
20:15:08: <JEV4LGPSChamp> any idea of the order now?
20:15:18: <JEV4LGPSChamp> the hell? Dave Smith has nothing to do with me!
20:15:22: <GoGoJJD> yeah
20:15:32: <GoGoJJD> hes employed by eurobrun :p
20:15:34: <JEV4LGPSChamp> regardless
20:15:38: <JEV4LGPSChamp> your name is wrong
20:15:42: <RealRacingRoots> Alik Mori discovered how to make his car out of a alloy of carbon firbre and silly puddy, thus allowing him to maake his car stretch so that he can take off his own rear wing in a spin
20:15:43: <JEV4LGPSChamp> should be #USDDed
20:15:44: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :P
20:15:57: <Cynon> http://www.racer.com/index.php/f1/item/101417-kobayashi-gp2-faster-than-caterham
20:16:00: <GoGoJJD> lel
20:16:02: <Cynon> QQbayashi
20:16:12: <GoGoJJD> he has a point though
20:16:15: <RealRacingRoots> And who makes the GP2 engine?
20:16:15: <kevinbotz> well, he's right
20:16:20: <Cynon> He is
20:16:27: <RealRacingRoots> The same losers who make the F1 Renault Engine
20:16:45: <GoGoJJD> i mean, the guy turned down the ferrari gt drive in favour of the caterham
20:16:52: <USDLife> I didn't blame you about Smith, Biscotti
20:16:53: <Cynon> but he did turn down a ferrari
20:16:55: <Cynon> for that ride...
20:16:56: <GoGoJJD> and it turns out to be a complete piece of shit
20:17:02: <Cynon> and also...
20:17:02: <USDLife> Regardless that you're a cock :p
20:17:07: <Cynon> he should be thankful
20:17:12: <GoGoJJD> i think he might be entitled to be a bit pissed off
20:17:18: <Cynon> he gets to be in a F1 Rejects team profile
20:17:26: <GoGoJJD> :P
20:17:27: <Cynon> when Caterham inevitably dies
20:17:28: <RMCFeed> Pjotr Madunochev exits with a gearbox failure
20:17:34: <RMCFeed> kek
20:17:42: <Hermann95> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=6696&p=291194#p291194
20:17:46: <kevinbotz> mind you, he's also driving for no pay
20:17:49: <Hermann95> race result is up
20:17:50: <RMCFeed> Danny Fernandez almost crashes out from the race while entering the pits
20:18:02: <USDLife> The problem with Kamui right now is that he's having the Ghinzani mentality
20:18:06: <JEV4LGPSChamp> this race has lel potential....
20:18:24: <USDLife> "Better be last in F1 than any other place"
20:18:35: <RMCFeed> ZAUGG!
20:18:49: <RMCFeed> She repeats van Dycke's spin from the first lap!
20:18:54: <USDLife> But Cowboy can potentially take points for the Cat
20:19:00: <RMCFeed> both wings off she's out from the race!
20:19:03: <GoGoJJD> :o
20:19:05: <kevinbotz> not with that engine
20:19:17: <GoGoJJD> big opportunity for fosters here
20:19:21: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> oh god -_-
20:19:23: <kevinbotz> 100-150 horsepower down
20:19:24: <GoGoJJD> how badly is davies beating JEV atm?
20:19:28: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> there goes the title
20:20:01: <RealRacingRoots> so as far as we know
20:20:07: <RMCFeed> JEV is stuck behind Mazzacane in 4th
20:20:07: <RealRacingRoots> the caterham chassis could be stellar
20:20:16: <RealRacingRoots> but the engine is a fucking boat anchor so we'll never know
20:20:43: <GoGoJJD> good
20:20:47: <kevinbotz> pretty much
20:20:53: <GoGoJJD> so basically all davies has to do is not fuck up
20:21:48: <USDLife> The Cat 2014 is the new 1995 Minardi, then?
20:22:07: <USDLife> Kamui is doomed to be Luca Badoer 2.5? :o
20:22:32: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh shit
20:22:37: <JEV4LGPSChamp> GTFO MAZZACANE
20:23:04: <RMCFeed> Joe Gaera spins
20:23:41: <RMCFeed> which takes out Tom Douglas' front wing, but the Brit was already struggling with a malfunctioning gearbox and thus decides to call it a day
20:24:13: <RMCFeed> oh my
20:24:23: <RMCFeed> Kim Jong-Sung's car is in the scenery!
20:26:06: <RMCFeed> brake failure into the first corner, the medical team is attending to him now
20:28:16: <RMCFeed> and we have a Dutch barbeque
20:28:29: <RMCFeed> Pieter Kickert is on fire, and not in the positive sense
20:29:06: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Oh I thought JVDM had lighten up his magic cigarettes
20:29:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> at least JVDM will be able to get a light now
20:30:22: <RMCFeed> oh, Kickert's gearbox had failed as well
20:30:30: <RMCFeed> and what is Braggia doing?
20:30:36: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> BAN BRAGGIA
20:30:50: <RMCFeed> he's suffered a gearbox failure it seems
20:31:14: <RMCFeed> but he then stopped in the middle of the main straight before carrying on as normal
20:31:50: <RMCFeed> Rachel Graham's car dies
20:32:15: <wizzie> The lels of the new Alt-F1 categories XD
20:32:19: <wizzie> It's too much to handle
20:32:59: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well well well, simming 1980 Japanese GP at Fuji, Villenueve is leading after a lap, Fittipaldi qualified and is 12th, and the lone Wolf also qualified. Things are going down in Japan!
20:33:10: <SarfLandana> :|
20:33:21: <SarfLandana> But Wolf qualified?!
20:33:22: <SarfLandana> :D
20:34:14: <GoGoJJD> howre the mighty renaults faring?
20:35:18: <RMCFeed> Danny Ramone crashes out
20:35:33: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Both Renaults in the top 8
20:35:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh, that was amazing
20:35:38: <wizzie> Fucking Danny Ramone. Always wrecking shit :P
20:36:01: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Both Williams just powered past on either side of Gilles on the pit straight :p
20:36:28: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Proving why Williams should really have been champions, save for reliability, and incompetence from the drivers and myself :p
20:36:29: <RMCFeed> and Braggia decides to remove his front wing by bumping into Ramone before both move on the pitlane to retire :P
20:36:58: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> ban.
20:37:44: <Aeroracing> Are you talking about pi3141's Alternate F1?
20:37:54: <RMCFeed> Maea Blog spins
20:37:55: <wizzie> http://www.speedcafe.com/2014/02/26/nick-percat-reveals-coates-hire-holden/
20:38:11: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Lel
20:38:19: <kevinbotz> rFaF1, I'm assuming
20:38:19: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> I shit you not, the Wolf retires on lap 1
20:38:25: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh, how unfortunate they are
20:38:27: <wizzie> Goddamnit Walkinshaw, couldn't it have hurt to make it slightly interesting?
20:38:38: <SarfLandana> :|
20:38:39: <SarfLandana> :|
20:38:40: <SarfLandana> :|
20:39:07: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Martini decides to lose the back end of the Minardi, Clarke has no where to go, collision, Martini loses his left sidepod but continues, and the Wolf loses the front right and is out
20:39:10: <SarfLandana> Car qualifies for the first time in ages
20:39:17: <SarfLandana> Car expires on the first lap. :Z
20:39:19: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Even I felt that one, harsh.
20:39:19: <SarfLandana> :|
20:39:20: <SarfLandana> :|
20:39:30: <Aeroracing> Damn Mibbit
20:39:51: <klonnit> What about the Alfas, pasta - did Renault again cheat them out of a race start?
20:40:31: <RMCFeed> 6/40 laps done
20:41:16: <RMCFeed> Davies, Mazzacane, JEV, VDM, Generic, McMohan, FMV, Tenpecost, Howard, Karimov is the top 10
20:41:21: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Klonnit Fittipaldi is in the race, yes
20:41:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Currently 14th with 10 laps gone
20:41:50: <RealRacingRoots> Ric Flair is 65 years old today
20:41:51: <RealRacingRoots> WOO!
20:42:04: <GoGoJJD> how far ahead of mazzacane is davies?
20:42:29: <RMCFeed> CRASHUU
20:43:38: <Aeroracing> Ric Flair is 65?
20:43:40: <Aeroracing> Wow
20:43:42: <RMCFeed> Stokins and Fernandez spin, JEV and VDM pile in and lose their front wings
20:43:58: <GoGoJJD> whoa
20:44:03: <GoGoJJD> :O
20:44:19: <SarfLandana> :O
20:44:50: <RMCFeed> Jericho spins and takes out di Longo's front wing
20:45:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Ah, sod it, going to have to restart the race
20:45:25: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Only half the field was running before lap 30
20:45:35: <SarfLandana> YAY
20:45:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Everyone keeps crashing into each other, ffs.
20:45:37: <Aeroracing> Oh, my two drivers :/
20:45:43: <SarfLandana> Wolf get a reprieve! :D :D :D :D
20:45:55: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Maybe. It means I'll have to restart the weekend to change the settings! :p
20:46:02: <SarfLandana> Fack
20:47:27: <RMCFeed> Davies is a healthy 32 secs away from Mazzacane
20:47:33: <RMCFeed> PITLANE CRASH
20:47:41: <SarfLandana> top kek
20:47:58: <RMCFeed> JEV tries to create Foster's-Al Smith babies with VDM!
20:48:32: <GoGoJJD> JEV really does not want this tittle
20:48:33: <GoGoJJD> titl
20:48:33: <GoGoJJD> e
20:49:28: <RMCFeed> JEV loses his front wing and VDM his rear wing
20:50:05: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: Jeremy! What are you doing?
20:50:49: <klonnit> ... wait
20:50:58: <klonnit> so you restart the race because too many cars retire
20:51:13: <klonnit> boo, pasta
20:51:13: <klonnit> boo
20:51:14: <klonnit> :p
20:51:16: <RMCFeed> apparently JEV thought VDM would wait for him to pass before exiting his pitstop area, but he would've still have had time to avoid the collision regardless
20:51:20: <kevinbotz> :P
20:51:23: <JEV4LGPSChamp> well, shit
20:51:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> but what GoGoJJD says, makes me think I missed some other shit JEV did
20:51:57: <JEV4LGPSChamp> #VaffanculoJericho
20:52:00: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Klonnit One of them was the Alfa :p This isn't LifeGP, I dont want none or 3 cars finishing :p
20:52:33: <JEV4LGPSChamp> but...but...Mondello Park!
20:52:37: <JEV4LGPSChamp> JEV winning in a Shadow!
20:52:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Top Lel Ahoy!
20:52:41: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> One race is okay :p
20:52:55: <GoGoJJD> well, he was pitting because he crashed and lost his front wing :P
20:53:04: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh for f....
20:53:29: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Fosters mechanic: "We're gonna run out of wings at this rate"
20:53:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh dear oh dear
20:53:47: <klonnit> Oh
20:53:49: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I am a cliche
20:53:55: <klonnit> well, if the Alfa retired, then restart it
20:53:59: <JEV4LGPSChamp> eating deep fried food
20:55:12: <RMCFeed> amidst all of this Jean-Pierre Balivernes' suspension collapsed
20:56:06: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane spins and retires!
20:56:15: <RMCFeed> apparently a brake failure
20:56:25: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost is without a rear wing
20:56:25: <GoGoJJD> how many laps to go?
20:58:29: <RMCFeed> oh!
20:58:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> hmm, probably I will get my op taken away for this, but whatever
20:58:42: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost spun and was hit by Davies!
20:58:56: <GoGoJJD> fucking idiot tenpecost :/
20:58:59: <RMCFeed> Davies lost his front wing in the altercation
20:59:07: <JEV4LGPSChamp> your mum's so fat, when she went for a swim in the ocean, Spain claimed her as a new territory
20:59:19: <kevinbotz> :P
20:59:24: <RMCFeed> http://youchew.net/wiki/images/d/d9/Laugh4.gif
21:00:02: <RMCFeed> Davies has one and a half minutes to Generic in second, so he has nothing to worry about
21:00:14: <GoGoJJD> yeah but BAN TENPECOST
21:00:17: <RMCFeed> 30 laps to go
21:01:05: <RMCFeed> Roberts pits for a new front wing
21:01:52: <RMCFeed> oh, he just spun and hit the wall on his own
21:01:58: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well, halfway stage of the restarted race
21:02:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> 1) Scheckter 2)JEV 3)Laffite 4)McAllister 5)O'Caoimhin 6) JPJ
21:02:42: <RMCFeed> apparently Foster's have really run out of front wings, because Davies is not pitting for a new one
21:02:50: <GoGoJJD> :|
21:02:52: <JEV4LGPSChamp> GO JEV! IN BOTH RACES!
21:03:02: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> not like if he needed any :p
21:03:03: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I had a feeling this race would be lel....
21:03:05: <GoGoJJD> god damn you tenpecost :/
21:03:06: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh Davies, ffs :p
21:03:11: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> BAN TENPECOST
21:03:31: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Seriously, I'm going to be appealing this
21:03:40: <GoGoJJD> generics in p2 remember
21:03:42: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :P
21:03:42: <JEV4LGPSChamp> appealing what? Davies not having a wing?
21:03:42: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Tenpecost is getting too big for his racing boots, needs a comeuppance
21:03:49: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> :p
21:03:51: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> >Braggia
21:04:43: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh noes
21:04:49: <JEV4LGPSChamp> my Scottishness...it's disappearing!
21:04:56: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I'm starting to dislike deep fried food!
21:05:04: <RMCFeed> the corners seem to be really slippery today, as Blog nudges off his front wing again
21:05:11: <SarfLandana> Stop being Italian. :P
21:05:20: <JEV4LGPSChamp> who said anything about being Italian?
21:05:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> although in fairness, the only reason I went to this chip shop, is because the pizza place closed down a few weeks ago
21:05:39: <RMCFeed> WHAT IS HE DOING!
21:05:41: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I used to go there instead :P
21:05:46: <GoGoJJD> how much time is davies losing to generic?
21:05:57: <RMCFeed> he stops on the main straight and gets rammed into by Roberts!
21:06:04: <GoGoJJD> BAN BLOG
21:06:39: <RMCFeed> miraculously enough both escape with only wing damge
21:08:00: <RMCFeed> Generic's latest laptime: 1:31.799
21:08:59: <RMCFeed> Davies' latest laptime: 1:37.753
21:09:06: <RMCFeed> so six seconds per lap
21:09:38: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Nobody wants this title..
21:09:48: <GoGoJJD> so it's touch and go whether or not generic can catch him
21:10:01: <RMCFeed> at this rate Generic will catch Davies about 10 laps before the finish
21:10:03: <GoGoJJD> if generic wins, i call for an immediate DSQ for caraxl
21:10:14: <JEV4LGPSChamp> *if*
21:10:17: <GoGoJJD> yes
21:10:18: <JEV4LGPSChamp> double standard much :P
21:10:19: <GoGoJJD> if
21:10:30: <JEV4LGPSChamp> "I only care about justice if I personally benefit from it"
21:10:42: <JEV4LGPSChamp> that appeal gets thrown out if I am the judge :D
21:10:50: <GoGoJJD> too bad you arent then :p
21:10:54: <JEV4LGPSChamp> anyway
21:11:00: <GoGoJJD> besides, if he doesnt then its a total failure for them
21:11:01: <JEV4LGPSChamp> what is JEV doing now position wise?
21:11:23: <GoGoJJD> actual you know what, screw it
21:11:29: <GoGoJJD> DSQ caraxl anyway
21:11:35: <GoGoJJD> jackasses need to be taken down a peg
21:11:59: <RMCFeed> JEV is sixth
21:13:23: <JEV4LGPSChamp> well, shit
21:13:33: <JEV4LGPSChamp> you think he has any chance of making up a few places before the end on pace?
21:13:59: <RMCFeed> Joe Gaera's race is over
21:14:27: <Cynon> Kobash
21:14:40: <Cynon> was apparently bitching at Caterham's PR posts on Twitter too
21:14:57: <Cynon> Seeeriously close your vagina Kobash and get back to driving
21:15:00: <GoGoJJD> :/
21:15:37: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well race over
21:15:44: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> It came alive in the last ten laps or so
21:15:51: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> JEV came within a lap of winning
21:16:00: <Cynon> Part of me now hopes he gets sacked after a few races of having Ericcson kick his ass.
21:16:00: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> But Scheckter held out to win a close victory.
21:16:07: <GoGoJJD> lel
21:16:08: <GoGoJJD> as if
21:16:13: <Cynon> Hey
21:16:19: <GoGoJJD> ericsson will be absolute garbage
21:16:20: <Cynon> Ericcson is managed by Kenny Brack
21:16:34: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Kenny Brack is actually good, however
21:16:34: <BanEveryone> Stop hating on Kamui. :P
21:16:36: <RMCFeed> JEV gets past Howard as the latter spins
21:16:39: <RMCFeed> OH!
21:16:40: <Cynon> Maybe Kenny Brack taught him how to drift a car at 230 MPH
21:16:46: <GoGoJJD> :P
21:16:52: <RMCFeed> the Foster's cars clash with each other!
21:16:53: <Cynon> DRIFTKIIIIIIIIIIIING
21:16:54: BanEveryone continues to hate on Adam Morgan and Wix. :P
21:16:59: <GoGoJJD> i dont think the caterham will go that fast though :p
21:17:00: <GoGoJJD> ...
21:17:03: <GoGoJJD> GODDAMMIT
21:17:06: <Cynon> Yeah slight problem thre
21:17:08: <Cynon> there*
21:17:10: <RMCFeed> now both are in need of a nosejob
21:17:23: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Final order: 1) Scheckter 2) JEV 3)Villeneuve 4)McAllister 5)O'Caoimhin 6)Brock
21:17:25: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh, FFS
21:17:31: <GoGoJJD> what, did JEV just ram the back of davies then?
21:17:37: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: JAMES! JEREMY! WHAT THE *** ARE YOU DOING GUYS!
21:18:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: KEEP THIS FUCKING THING TOGETHER, ITS ALL I ASK, JUST FINISH THE RACE AND DONT FUCKING HIT EACH OTHER!"!!!
21:18:21: <RMCFeed> Davies just went so slowly through the corner and paid no attention who was coming from the behind
21:18:23: <BanEveryone> Fosters gon do a Linari. :P
21:18:33: <GoGoJJD> hes leading the damn race!
21:18:41: <GoGoJJD> JEV should watch where hes going
21:18:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> THat is not an excuse for incompetence!
21:18:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Davies can fuck off, watch your mirrors not your ego!
21:18:59: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> GoGoJJD JPJ was in a points scoring position, but retired, again
21:19:08: <GoGoJJD> JEV was a lap down ffs
21:19:17: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Good news, BanEveryone!
21:19:17: <GoGoJJD> he should watch himself around lead lap cars
21:19:22: <BanEveryone> ?
21:19:25: <JEV4LGPSChamp> so? you want him to lap 8 seconds off the pace because his team-mate fucked up?
21:19:29: <GoGoJJD> no
21:19:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: Jeremy, James, settle this after the race, dammit!
21:19:45: <RMCFeed> Dave Smith's car goes on strike
21:19:50: <GoGoJJD> all he needs to do is pass davies cleanly
21:20:06: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> The lone Wolf finished the race, albeit 2 laps down
21:20:12: <WestLondoner> Not bad.
21:20:18: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Fittipaldi's Alfa also finished, two laps down
21:20:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Clarke also survived a ram from behind midrace from Rupert Keegan :p
21:20:49: <RMCFeed> WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
21:21:09: <GoGoJJD> oh boy
21:21:13: <WestLondoner> They've crashed! :P
21:21:17: <JEV4LGPSChamp> JEV 2nd in rFAF1, not too bad
21:21:19: <RMCFeed> JEV pits in and suddenly Foster's manage to procure a new front wing from somewhere!
21:21:23: <WestLondoner> lel
21:21:25: <JEV4LGPSChamp> top lel
21:21:25: <GoGoJJD> ...
21:21:32: <GoGoJJD> this is blatant favouritism
21:21:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> pls
21:21:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> this is Davies being so arrogant he thinks he can win without a front wing :P
21:21:53: <WestLondoner> JEV is older and more experienced than JJD here. :P
21:21:54: <GoGoJJD> TR: WHY CANT I GET A FRONT WING DAMMIT?
21:21:56: <GoGoJJD> uh
21:22:00: <GoGoJJD> this is before 1995
21:22:09: <GoGoJJD> davies isnt arrogant yet :p
21:22:12: <USDLife> They have USAF1 as slave to keep making noses :p
21:22:16: <JEV4LGPSChamp> arrogance is for life
21:22:18: <USDLife> *slaves
21:22:24: <JEV4LGPSChamp> he's just discovering it for the first time today :P
21:22:41: <GoGoJJD> maybe youre on to something there :p
21:23:32: <RMCFeed> Arthurs spins and loses 8th to Anker
21:23:56: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> JEV4LGPSChamp Lap 63, Scheckter dilly dallys lapping the Audi of Mass, an opportunistic JEV slides through
21:24:06: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Scheckter powers past on lap 66
21:24:14: <FullMetalJack> Go on W.Anker!
21:24:20: <klonnit> Wohoo
21:24:23: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> But on lap 68, Fittipaldi holds up the leaders enough to allow JEV through again!
21:24:24: <klonnit> Alfa rules
21:24:36: <klonnit> despite cheating Audis we finish
21:24:38: <klonnit> and Renaults too
21:24:41: <klonnit> everyone cheats
21:24:42: <klonnit> except Alfa
21:25:22: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> However, Scheckter was not going to lose a second race at the last minute, and found a way through on lap 69. JEV finished just 9 tenths behind in the closest race for a while
21:26:39: <RMCFeed> the gap between JJD and Generic is only 46.944s now
21:27:07: <GoGoJJD> how many laps?
21:27:14: <RMCFeed> Anker has spun off and his day is over
21:27:21: <RMCFeed> 23 laps to go
21:27:27: <GoGoJJD> fucksake
21:27:45: <GoGoJJD> seriously DSQ caraxl
21:28:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> DSQ Caraxl
21:28:47: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> *chants*
21:28:48: <WestLondoner> Is that Axel's team?
21:28:51: <RMCFeed> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
21:28:51: <GoGoJJD> yes
21:28:53: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> DSQ Caraxl
21:29:07: <Aixata> 750 CAD model of floor -> DONE
21:29:09: <GoGoJJD> DSQ Caraxl
21:29:42: <BanCaraxl> Is Caraxl supposed to have an "e" inbetween x and l? :P
21:29:51: <GoGoJJD> *shrug*
21:29:53: <GoGoJJD> DSQ Caraxl
21:29:59: <RMCFeed> keep that up and I'll show JJD the black and orange flag :P
21:30:34: <GoGoJJD> its still bullshit that tenpecost can ruin davies' race like that
21:31:23: <RMCFeed> oh, Davies, ruined it all by himself
21:31:40: <RMCFeed> there was plenty of time for him to react to yellow flags
21:31:47: <GoGoJJD> nah
21:31:56: <GoGoJJD> the whole thing was clearly set up by tenpecost
21:31:56: <RealRacingRoots> meatball flag?
21:32:03: <GoGoJJD> the cheat
21:32:40: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Caraxl need this DSQ, they're up their own arse more than IBR :P
21:32:45: <RMCFeed> Jericho spins, Winton loses his front wing
21:33:15: <USDLife> For God's sake...!
21:33:28: <SarfLandana> The Man Utd trainwreck continues on by the looks of things. :P
21:33:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> top lel, another wing bites the dust for Winton
21:33:41: <RealRacingRoots> I'm ok with this Sarf
21:33:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> then again, it's still one less than JEV
21:34:18: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Right, offer time.
21:34:21: <USDLife> This is a mano a mano between Winton and JEV to see how many nosecones they can lose in a race :p
21:34:48: <USDLife> More interesting than the race itself
21:34:58: <JEV4LGPSChamp> JEV position update?
21:35:07: <RMCFeed> 5th
21:35:10: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Anyone willing to do rFAF1 wiki work will get improved rel for their team for the 1980 Australian GP
21:35:30: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Anyone interested mibbit PM me.
21:37:24: Fosters4LGPSChamp sees something in distance
21:37:30: Fosters4LGPSChamp watches it approach
21:37:39: Fosters4LGPSChamp realises it's a tumbleweed
21:37:44: Fosters4LGPSChamp watches it drift past
21:38:07: SarfLandana goes back to hating on Adam Morgan and Wix Filters, to pass the time. :P
21:38:34: <RMCFeed> Fernandez's engine fails on the main straight, McMohan and Stokins crash into him losing their front wings
21:38:42: <SarfLandana> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
21:39:25: <RMCFeed> Arthurs' gearbox fails
21:39:25: <USDLife> Tied with JEV
21:39:51: <JEV4LGPSChamp> come on...I need moar Top 4 lel rels
21:39:52: <SarfLandana> :|
21:39:54: <SarfLandana> :|
21:39:55: <SarfLandana> :|
21:40:04: <SarfLandana> How many laps to go?
21:40:04: <GoGoJJD> generic ded pls
21:40:12: <GoGoJJD> plssssss
21:40:22: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well, looks like I'll be doing my own wiki work, unless there's any last minute takers
21:41:47: <Aixata> the start of the bodywork: http://i59.tinypic.com/2dkbxc4.png
21:42:04: <RMCFeed> 25 seconds between Davies and Generic now
21:42:32: <GoGoJJD> id rather anyone beat davies than generic
21:42:33: <klonnit> Pasta, you should make that offer public
21:42:40: <klonnit> that way you are not limited to guys currently in here
21:42:41: <GoGoJJD> hell even rob lomas
21:43:49: <RMCFeed> Karimov's engine is not feeling well
21:44:12: <GoGoJJD> who is 3rd and 4th btw, and how far are they behind davies?
21:44:43: <JEV4LGPSChamp> (and how far ahead of JEV?)
21:45:32: <RMCFeed> FMV 3rd, about 27 seconds off Generic
21:45:49: <RMCFeed> JEV 4th, about 18 seconds off FMV
21:46:01: <USDLife> Were are Winton and Stokins after the shunts?
21:46:15: <RMCFeed> 12th and 14th
21:46:20: <RMCFeed> out of 14 remaining cars
21:46:43: <GoGoJJD> 14 cars still running... how many laps are there still to go?
21:47:52: <RMCFeed> make it 13 cars, Karimov's engine just died
21:48:06: <RMCFeed> 16 laps to go
21:49:02: <GoGoJJD> uuuugh
21:51:41: <JEV4LGPSChamp> FAMILY ORDERS!
21:51:46: <RMCFeed> Jericho's engine detonates
21:51:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Pull the fuck over Frederic-Maxime!
21:52:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> is JEV considerably faster than FMV to the point he could catch his younger brother?
21:56:29: <RMCFeed> yes
21:56:49: <RMCFeed> ...in fact, he's already past
21:56:59: <GoGoJJD> ...
21:57:19: <GoGoJJD> at this rate davies is not gonna score at all :/
21:57:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> well, crikey, that was awfully fast
21:58:15: <RMCFeed> and he's catching Generic too
21:58:24: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> lel http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/1989_FA1L%27s_Alternate_F1#Teams_and_Drivers
21:58:24: <JEV4LGPSChamp> shit just got interesting
21:59:07: <RMCFeed> 5.539s
21:59:18: <SarfLandana> Can we change the Pirelli logos to "Pirleli"? :P
21:59:27: <RMCFeed> Generic will pass Davies within the next two laps
21:59:38: <Salamander> generic can piss off
21:59:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Generic - JEV gap?
21:59:46: <SarfLandana> http://img.vandaag.be/tmp/450/350/r/articles/201110271650-1_nieuw-bandenmerk-pirleli.jpg
21:59:47: <RMCFeed> JEV 18.863s behind Davies
21:59:54: <JEV4LGPSChamp> hmmm
22:00:00: <RMCFeed> NOPE.AVI
22:00:01: <JEV4LGPSChamp> running out of laps fast
22:00:03: <Salamander> jev will get davies too then
22:00:10: <JEV4LGPSChamp> uhohes
22:00:19: <Salamander> unless theres like more than 4 or 5 laps left
22:00:29: <RMCFeed> JEV IS OUT!
22:00:33: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :O
22:00:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :(
22:00:43: <Salamander> greaaat
22:00:55: <Salamander> now it just means some other person will pass davies instead
22:01:01: <Salamander> and he'll finish like 7th or something
22:01:01: <FullMetalJack> More lels http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Reb_Lelmas_Racing
22:01:19: <kevinbotz> that was already there long ago :P
22:01:22: <FullMetalJack> Clicked on the Larrousse link in the previous link
22:01:22: <Salamander> thats been on the wiki for ages :P
22:02:03: <FullMetalJack> Well sorry if I don't check the wiki as much as everyone else :P
22:02:17: <klonnit> Although that article should be edite
22:02:19: <klonnit> *edited
22:02:23: <klonnit> and made about Lelmas Select
22:02:31: <RealRacingRoots> http://i.imgur.com/uGg0F2p.png
22:02:34: <kevinbotz> :P
22:02:55: <FullMetalJack> I demand his team name is changed to Lelrrousse
22:02:56: <klonnit> speaking of Lelmas Select
22:03:13: <klonnit> I made their prices slightly cheaper so some people will actually buy it
22:03:22: <FullMetalJack> Leltus just goes well too, but I was always going to get Lotus before him
22:03:26: <RMCFeed> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4
22:03:57: <RMCFeed> Roberts punts Gunnarsdottir off into the scenery and over the outer track barrier
22:04:21: <Salamander> and generic crashes somehow as well?
22:04:24: <Salamander> please?
22:04:32: <RMCFeed> oddly enough Gunnarsdottir's car remains mostly intact and she could rejoin the race, if she finds a way back on the track
22:05:42: <RMCFeed> Danilo di Longo's gearbox says bye bye
22:05:52: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> You asked - http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/1989_FA1L%27s_Alternate_F1#Teams_and_Drivers
22:06:05: <Salamander> how has generic not passed davies yet?
22:06:42: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> There, we go http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/1989_FA1L%27s_Alternate_F1#Teams_and_Drivers
22:06:44: <RMCFeed> now he has
22:06:48: <RMCFeed> on lap 29
22:06:55: <Salamander> uuuuuuuuuugh
22:07:02: <Salamander> pls crash generic
22:07:42: <RMCFeed> Gunnarsdottir acknowledges how hopeless her situation is and retires
22:09:22: <RMCFeed> FMV's engine implodes!
22:09:46: <klonnit> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/src/1393348375848.png
22:09:49: <klonnit> ultimate lel
22:11:04: <RMCFeed> Davies looks set for 2nd
22:11:24: <RMCFeed> Howard is over a minute behind with 11 laps to go
22:11:39: <RMCFeed> well, 10 now
22:13:13: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> What on eartyh is gox?
22:13:22: <Biscione> it's a Bitcoin exchange
22:13:39: <Biscione> it went insolvent yesterday
22:13:54: <RMCFeed> Sam Sun retires with gearbox failure
22:15:12: <Biscione> just to give you an idea...900btc is about £72,500
22:15:29: <RMCFeed> Sam Winton's car fails, with another nosecone lost in the process
22:15:34: <klonnit> until the next crash that is :p
22:15:51: <klonnit> but seriously
22:16:03: <klonnit> investing what amounts to your life saving in video game money
22:16:09: <klonnit> how stupid can people be? :D
22:16:16: <RMCFeed> eight laps and six cars left
22:16:31: <klonnit> three will finish
22:16:44: <RMCFeed> Generic, Davies, Howard, McMohan, Roberts, Stokins
22:18:13: <RMCFeed> seven
22:19:48: <RMCFeed> six
22:21:33: <RMCFeed> five
22:23:08: <RMCFeed> four
22:24:18: <RMCFeed> McMohan's brakes fail, no crash
22:25:46: <RMCFeed> three laps to go
22:27:25: <RMCFeed> two
22:29:51: <Takagi_ftw> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4972&view=unread#p291091
22:30:04: <Takagi_ftw> More Jocke1 love you marry me etc etc
22:30:23: <RMCFeed> except the one hour time limit has been reached!
22:30:23: <SarfLandana> Dinizintheoven>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jocke1.
22:30:45: <RMCFeed> James Generic wins after 39 laps, one short of the scheduled distance
22:30:52: <Takagi_ftw> Fully agree with you SarfLandana :L :P
22:31:02: <RMCFeed> James Davies is second
22:31:20: <RMCFeed> Marky Howard third
22:31:30: <RMCFeed> Will Roberts fourth
22:31:40: <RMCFeed> W. A. Stokins fifth
22:31:50: <RMCFeed> and Deanna McMohan is classified sixth
22:34:05: <klonnit> With Life GP finished - it is time for the most hated PMMF series in Finland
22:34:42: <FOM2012> The championship battle is getting hot, as we move down to Brazil
22:34:48: <FOM2012> http://f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=291198#p291198
22:34:53: <FOM2012> Hamilton taking pole for Race I
22:36:04: <FOM2012> Sauber have won two thirds of the last nine races
22:36:12: <FOM2012> but it will be tough for them to continue their streak
22:37:41: <TrueMcLaren> How many nosecones Winton lose? More than JEV?
22:37:47: <FOM2012> The cars start to come around after the formation lap
22:38:03: <RMCFeed> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93Australia_zps51e30b0b.jpg
22:38:17: <RMCFeed> FL: James Davies, 1:23.032 on lap 3
22:38:33: <RMCFeed> ROTR: Foster's Good Call - inventing new ways to throw away the title