The away mission

Awake Sir? We’re still hours away from the rendezvous point I’m afraid; We’re passing within range of a rather spectacular nebula though, so you’re just in time.

[Pause] No, I’ve already launched a probe, I’ll slingshot the signal through the runabout’s banks and we’ll take the data back to the ship with us for a full analysis, I’ll pass it over to the science team from there.

Looks like there’s quite a lot of solid matter in there, might be something useful, at the very least it’ll give us a point of origin for the last.....hold on....

[warning beeps etc]

Are you reading that? It’s a massive build up, I’m not sure we can [beeps] [containment field warning] What the hell is this? Alright, hold her steady, I’ll vent it, or it’ll breach!

[warnings calm down]

Well! All we can do is limp now; warp is out of the question, at least we have impulse. We won’t make the rendezvous, that’s for sure. Are comms up? Damn. We need to get a message over subspace or they won’t even know where to begin looking. I could try realigning the flow converters, maybe resetting the warp matrix, but I’ll need to access the exterior panels for that. It might give us enough turn of speed at least.

[beeps]

There’s an M class planet....there, you see it? If you set us down there I can maybe figure us a way out of this mess. Reading no signs of civilisation, unsettled, but we should be able to breathe...

[engine whirr] [pause] [door/airlock noise] [rain and thunder]

Well this is disgusting; I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much mud. You’re right, we’d best stay put for now, at least the runabout is clean and dry. Yeesh!

Mmmm, I agree, the comms are the priority here; if I can get a message to the ship they’ll know where to start looking. At least there’ll be a neutrino trail of sorts. I’ll have to get under the console to get a proper look

There, can you hand me the coil spanner? [sound of metal panels] [bumps head]

Ow! Damnit! ...no I’m ok, just surprised, why did you touch my ankle like that?

I’m fine, can you help me up?

[Computer denial noises]

Well that doesn’t seem to have helped much, [muffled] If I can reach back to reroute...[surprise] No, I just figured you didn’t need to sit right behind me Sir, plenty of room.

[knocking sounds] Ok, I think I got it; percussive persuasion, they don’t teach it that way at the academy but it’ll get the job done every time.

[beeps] Ok, I’ve set up a beacon to contact the ship over subspace; it should be able to cut through the interference.

Good idea. Why don’t you start the level three diagnostic, start with the navigation array, if I try and reset the warp matrix we might be able to get her steady enough to leave orbit.

[door/airlock noise] [rain and thunder]

[Shouting against the wind] I won’t be long, it’s just quicker to do this externally, I’ll be right outside.

[Door shutting] [weather effects] [metal panels bumping, muttering] [beeps and whirring up]

[door/airlock noise] [rain and thunder stops]

Soaked right through already! That’s what I call inhospitable! No wonder no one has settled here. I wonder if it’s like that all the time!

I think I have a spare uniform on board, yes, here, would you mind turning around, I would really like to get out of these...yeah, just turn around Sir.

No, no, I really don’t need help; I’ve done this many times I promise you, you can stop now, hey!

Come on! Give that back! Alright, at least give me the clean shirt? Why are you.....ohh....

No, this really isn’t ok Sir. You should stop. [kisses]

I mean it, it’s entirely inappropriate, I don’t want... [muffled by kisses]...superior officer...[muffled]

OK that’s enough! Sir I don’t know what has gotten into...OK OK OW! Fuck! OW, ok, that hurts! Alright, alright, I’m kneeling see? Ok?

You can’t be serious! I’m not going to just... I...you’re pulling a phaser on me? Ow! Ok....[reluctant blowjob]

Take it easy! I’m up! Alright! Where? Can’t you put the phaser down, we can talk about this! No, not...mmm...not my trousers, you’re not going to..mmm, damnit, yes, ok? I’m wet, can’t help it, you’re making it difficult to think...

[moans] you can put it down, I swear I won’t struggle, just ...mmm....[small voice] please?...please touch me with both hands...I can’t believe I’m....oh fuck

No! Don’t fuck me, that’s too far! [struggle] I know I said I wouldn’t struggle but....I’m sorry, you scared me. Ow! Fuck, ow! OK, no, no I can’t move, not with you pinning me down like that, what the fuck!?

[Grunts interspersed in monologue] You bastard, you think you’re so superior; you want just what they all want! If you’d have just asked like a normal guy I’d have gone for a drink with you. But you have to pull fucking rank! [rant degenerates into moans]

[improve to orgasm, swearing, narration and reluctance]

Get off me! I need to get dressed.

Computer? [Beeps] end program [beep] Exit! [Door opening noise]

Oh! Good afternoon Sir! Yes, I have just completed the upgrades to the holodecks, everything’s running smoothly, you should notice a big jump in...uh...immersion. [pause]

[panic] Oh! No, no, you don’t want to run that, trust me, that’s my personally designed test program, hardly standard issue, probably just give you a headache Sir.

Transporter pad 4? Yes Sir, probably a buffer malfunction I’ll get right on it.