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Days of Jupiter ch3

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  1. Now, the next question
  2. Shouta-kun, what are your hobbies?
  3.  
  4. Hmmm
  5. Does sleeping count?
  6. Ah!
  7. And also...
  8.  
  9. Listening to mama!
  10.  
  11. You know?
  12.  
  13. I want to be this boy's mamaaaaaa!!!
  14.  
  15. ...Just kidding
  16. This is easier than tricking Touma-kun!
  17.  
  18. [Work is fun and I like it a lot
  19. I am the center]
  20.  
  21. ---
  22.  
  23. [The whole world revolves around]
  24.  
  25. "Me"
  26.  
  27. I am the Greatest!!
  28.  
  29. Gaze upon the glory of the daily lives of these three individuals
  30.  
  31. ---
  32.  
  33. Everyone, I've got big news!
  34.  
  35. The nationally popular net series...
  36.  
  37. "Chicky Dol" just confirmed that Jupiter is going to appear!
  38.  
  39. (The High Dive Challenge Corner!)
  40.  
  41. ...eh
  42.  
  43. Are you serious!?
  44.  
  45. [Chicky * Dol Explanation]
  46. Short for Idol Chicken Race, it is a series where Idols must compete in games of courage. The High Dive Challenge Corner is an event where you must make the jump as fast as possible. *
  47.  
  48. Let's do this! I'm gonna make the farthest leap ever!
  49.  
  50. Touma-kun, that's not how it works
  51.  
  52. Which swimsuit should I wear?
  53.  
  54. They'd cut the broadcast feed if you wore any of those!!
  55. Find a new one before you go on!
  56.  
  57. I
  58.  
  59. ---
  60. Don't want to do this kind of work.
  61. The two of you can go do it by yourselves.
  62.  
  63. Huh?
  64.  
  65. It's already Autumn, too late to get in the water
  66. You're going to catch colds
  67.  
  68. It says here that it's a heated indoor pool
  69.  
  70. Whatever!
  71. I'm definitely, definitely not going to do it!!
  72.  
  73. Ding Dong...
  74.  
  75. ---
  76.  
  77. [At school]
  78.  
  79. [I leave my hair down and stay out of the spotlight.]
  80.  
  81. [I like being pampered and I don't like annoyances.]
  82.  
  83. How many times have I been kidnapped by now...
  84.  
  85. It's because I'm so cool and cute, it can't be helped
  86.  
  87. You see
  88.  
  89. I've always thought
  90.  
  91. The world revolves around me
  92.  
  93. ---
  94.  
  95. In an instant, I can charm any adult.
  96.  
  97. Family, teachers, even stubborn old geezers.
  98.  
  99. The entire world turns just like I want.
  100.  
  101. The entertainment world is exactly the same.
  102.  
  103. Ah, hurry up
  104.  
  105. That job...
  106.  
  107. (You're going to appear on Chicky Dol!)
  108.  
  109. So then
  110.  
  111. Even though Jupiter is a group of three people
  112.  
  113. Everyone will forgive me for skipping out!
  114.  
  115. ---
  116. Ding Dong...
  117.  
  118. Nope, Nope!
  119. I absolutely will not go!
  120.  
  121. I'm going to run away!!!
  122.  
  123. [Back Gate]
  124.  
  125. ...Ok
  126.  
  127. I'll take this route to get home---!!
  128.  
  129. ---
  130.  
  131. ...Ah
  132.  
  133. Again---!?
  134.  
  135. Not This Time!!
  136.  
  137. Ow
  138.  
  139. OUCH!!!
  140.  
  141. It's me
  142. Me!
  143. Touma-kun!!
  144.  
  145. Ciao
  146.  
  147. ...Oh
  148.  
  149. ---
  150.  
  151. Someone heeeeelp!
  152.  
  153. Hey, listen to me---!!!
  154.  
  155. What gives you the right to skip the recording
  156.  
  157. (You're not getting away)
  158.  
  159. Moron...
  160.  
  161. It's very rare for Shouta to avoid work, isn't it
  162.  
  163. Even when it's annoying, don't you like doing jobs?
  164.  
  165. ---
  166.  
  167. Shouta normally tolerates troublesome jobs just fine
  168. Since getting upset about it is just a waste of time
  169.  
  170. And he tolerates putting his hair down for school, too
  171.  
  172. Why do you
  173. care about that...
  174.  
  175. Huh?
  176. That's obvious
  177.  
  178. Because we're a team
  179.  
  180. Consider how much time we spend together
  181.  
  182. ---
  183.  
  184. We still don't know why you're upset about this job
  185. So we can't help but follow up
  186.  
  187. We can't do it without you
  188.  
  189. We're a group of three
  190. If we're not together, it will disappoint the audience!
  191.  
  192. ...Together, you say?
  193.  
  194. ---
  195.  
  196. ...Eh?
  197.  
  198. Now then
  199.  
  200. Presenting today's final Chicky Challenger
  201.  
  202. The youngest member of Jupiter
  203.  
  204. Mitarai Shouta-kun!!
  205.  
  206. The other members of Team Jupiter,
  207. Hokuto-kun gave us a dazzling dive in a deliberate 64 seconds
  208.  
  209. Touma-kun dove straight in with his eyes shut at an unbelievable 3 seconds
  210.  
  211. ---
  212.  
  213. There's only 1 member left!
  214. If Shouta-kun's dives in under 200 seconds, this team will earn victory!
  215.  
  216. Don't be nervous!
  217.  
  218. Show off your temper, Shouta---!!
  219.  
  220. How many seconds will he take to complete this challenge---!?
  221.  
  222. Diiiiiive
  223.  
  224. Do your best
  225.  
  226. ...Huh?
  227. What?
  228.  
  229. Is he even going to jump...?
  230.  
  231. Huh
  232.  
  233. ...
  234. That guy
  235.  
  236. ---
  237.  
  238. What are you doing...!
  239.  
  240. Hey,
  241. Touma!?
  242.  
  243. Hey
  244. Shouta!
  245.  
  246. Jerk
  247. What do you think you're
  248.  
  249. You two
  250. Took your time to come up here
  251.  
  252. ---
  253.  
  254. I can count on you, right?
  255.  
  256. ---
  257.  
  258. [Absolutely do not do this in real life!]
  259. (Absolutely!!)
  260.  
  261. ...Shouta
  262.  
  263. Jerk...
  264.  
  265. You two
  266.  
  267. If you let go
  268. I will bite the heck out of you.
  269.  
  270. Hey
  271.  
  272. Don't tell me...
  273.  
  274. ---
  275.  
  276. Landlubber---!? {Kanadzuchi means someone who cannot swim, an alternative might be Rock Squad or Albatross, idk}
  277.  
  278. N,
  279. No way
  280.  
  281. Shouta-kun took a dive in 117 seconds...!
  282. That means
  283.  
  284. The winning team is...
  285. Team Jupiter!!
  286.  
  287. ...You mean
  288.  
  289. ---
  290.  
  291. The reason you tried to escape the recording was because you're a landlubber
  292. And
  293.  
  294. ...Ah
  295.  
  296. That's right! People watch all over the country, right!? It's embarrassing!
  297.  
  298. (Do I have to spell it out for you!?)
  299.  
  300. If you had told us up front we would have forgiven you
  301. That was dangerous, too
  302.  
  303. What were you planning to do if we hadn't come after you!
  304.  
  305. In that situation, isn't it obvious that Touma-kun would come
  306. And Hokuto-kun would follow right after?
  307.  
  308. I understand
  309. Because we're a team...
  310.  
  311. ---
  312.  
  313. (A little offended)
  314.  
  315. ...Your face
  316.  
  317. Is villainous as heck.
  318.  
  319. [Right now, today]
  320.  
  321. (The world is just how I want it.)
  322.  
  323. Do you want to take some lessons? We'll find a pool
  324.  
  325. Everyone will forgive me if I start crying
  326.  
  327. ---
  328.  
  329. Did you enjoy it?
  330. Please send us your opinions and feedback!
  331.  
  332. Click here for the questionnaire page!
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