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  1. Associated1992: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
  2.  
  3. TrapGurl: ********
  4.  
  5. BillyHard: to me, nature is boxes
  6.  
  7. SpaceMoose: Interesting.
  8.  
  9. TrapGurl: to me, nature is me
  10.  
  11. SpaceMoose: What about foxes? Are they nature too?
  12.  
  13. stealthsilent: no no no
  14.  
  15. FEB 29 - 4:13PM
  16. stealthsilent: i am nature
  17.  
  18. TrapGurl: foxes are also nature
  19.  
  20. SpaceMoose: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
  21.  
  22. TrapGurl: ok im gonna drop this act
  23.  
  24. stealthsilent: nature is anything that is composed of the universe
  25.  
  26. BillyHard: to me, it's only boxes
  27.  
  28. TrapGurl: I EAT NATURE
  29.  
  30. Associated1992: Foxes killed my dog, shasta
  31.  
  32. TrapGurl: TO ME, NATURE IS ONLY FOOD
  33.  
  34. TrapGurl: I CONSUME AND EAT EVERYTHING IN MY WAY
  35.  
  36. stealthsilent: obviously, girls only eat. its why men have to hunt
  37.  
  38. Associated1992: Oh wait that was Coyote's
  39.  
  40. TrapGurl: INCLUDING HUMANS AND EVERYTHING ELSE
  41.  
  42. FEB 29 - 4:14PM
  43. TrapGurl: I DONT NEED A MOUTH TO EAT HUMANS
  44.  
  45. TrapGurl: I HAVE A BILLION OTHER HOLES IN MY BODY CAPABLE OF CONSUMPTION
  46.  
  47. stealthsilent: liar
  48.  
  49. SpaceMoose: *** * ****
  50.  
  51. Associated1992: ayyyy gurl how u doin
  52.  
  53. Karnix: Tf
  54.  
  55. Creedictator: r u guys ok
  56.  
  57. SpaceMoose: Sit on an egg and rotate
  58.  
  59. Karnix: No
  60.  
  61. SpaceMoose: KARNIX!
  62.  
  63. SpaceMoose: CREED!
  64.  
  65. Karnix: Moose!!!!
  66.  
  67. FEB 29 - 4:15PM
  68. SpaceMoose: Can you feel the Bern?
  69.  
  70. Creedictator: hi moose!
  71.  
  72. Karnix: How're you, Moose?
  73.  
  74. SpaceMoose: Great< man!
  75.  
  76. FEB 29 - 4:16PM
  77. Karnix: Glad to hear!
  78.  
  79. SpaceMoose: Drinking coffee and chatting with Aimless
  80.  
  81. SpaceMoose: My fave chatroom
  82.  
  83. TrapGurl: that gotta be boring
  84.  
  85. Karnix: I'm eating pizza
  86.  
  87. SpaceMoose: I love it.
  88.  
  89. Karnix: Aimless is the best tho
  90.  
  91. stealthsilent: i don't know
  92.  
  93. stealthsilent: i miss my real friends
  94.  
  95. SpaceMoose: I'm sorry you're so depressed, TrapGurl. Hopefully you can see the light soon
  96.  
  97. FEB 29 - 4:17PM
  98. Associated1992: Coffee helps
  99.  
  100. TrapGurl: im not depressed?
  101.  
  102. Karnix: Go into the light.
  103.  
  104. Associated1992: Drink more Coffee
  105.  
  106. SpaceMoose: Aren't you?
  107.  
  108. Karnix: GO TO IT!
  109.  
  110. TrapGurl: i've already seen the light
  111.  
  112. TrapGurl: i feel like im at the top
  113.  
  114. SpaceMoose: You've said about 10 things in the last few minutes, and all of it was extremely negative
  115.  
  116. TrapGurl: oh yeah the part about hating humans is true
  117.  
  118. FEB 29 - 4:18PM
  119. SpaceMoose: You sound like Billie Eilish lyrics
  120.  
  121. Karnix: LOL
  122.  
  123. TrapGurl: unlike the song
  124.  
  125. TrapGurl: i have a reason to hate
  126.  
  127. SpaceMoose: Hate has no reason or purpose
  128.  
  129. TrapGurl: it has no purpose but it has a reason
  130.  
  131. SpaceMoose: Hate is irrational by definition
  132.  
  133. Karnix: Mhm
  134.  
  135. FEB 29 - 4:19PM
  136. Associated1992: Couldn't it be useful as a defense mechanism
  137.  
  138. Karnix: No
  139.  
  140. Karnix: It makes everything worse
  141.  
  142. SpaceMoose: *Hugs Trap* It's going to be okay, bro
  143.  
  144. TrapGurl: i've rarely seen people do nice things
  145.  
  146. Associated1992: What if I really hate Bee's, and i'm super allergic to Bee's. Hating Bee's keeps me safe!
  147.  
  148. TrapGurl: and half of the nice things they do
  149.  
  150. FEB 29 - 4:20PM
  151. TrapGurl: follow with
  152.  
  153. TrapGurl: a very disgusting action
  154.  
  155. SpaceMoose: You will see nice things if you look for nice things
  156.  
  157. TrapGurl: i am
  158.  
  159. SpaceMoose: If you spend all day thinking about yellow cars, you will notice a lot more yellow cars out there.
  160.  
  161. Karnix: If you're always negative, everything will always be negative
  162.  
  163. Karnix: Think good and you'll see good
  164.  
  165. SpaceMoose: Mhm *sips coffee*
  166.  
  167. Creedictator: and always remember to thank god
  168.  
  169. FEB 29 - 4:21PM
  170. Associated1992: Overly simplified
  171.  
  172. TrapGurl: ah yes, god
  173.  
  174. Karnix: Amen
  175.  
  176. Karnix: Ahhhh men
  177.  
  178. SpaceMoose: Happiness comes from within. If you expect the outside world to make you happy, you will live a life of sadness
  179.  
  180. Associated1992: ayyyy mern
  181.  
  182. Associated1992: men*
  183.  
  184. SpaceMoose: I like the sound of Amern
  185.  
  186. FEB 29 - 4:22PM
  187. TrapGurl: i think thats the reason why
  188.  
  189. Associated1992: xD
  190.  
  191. SpaceMoose: Let's make "Amern" the Aimelss "Amen"
  192.  
  193. Karnix: AMERN!!!
  194.  
  195. SpaceMoose: This guy gets it
  196.  
  197. Karnix: Amern, brotha
  198.  
  199. FEB 29 - 4:23PM
  200. TrapGurl: seamern
  201.  
  202. SpaceMoose: Nothing gay about the navy
  203.  
  204. FEB 29 - 4:24PM
  205. Creedictator: i knew a dude who used to go on here
  206.  
  207. Creedictator: his name was navy
  208.  
  209. Creedictator: he was gay
  210.  
  211. Creedictator: so
  212.  
  213. SpaceMoose: I stand correctum
  214.  
  215. TrapGurl: absorber is a cool game
  216.  
  217. TrapGurl: you consume everything until you consumed everything
  218.  
  219. FEB 29 - 4:25PM
  220. TrapGurl: oops, absorb*
  221.  
  222. SpaceMoose: I like abs
  223.  
  224. TrapGurl: do you like ads?
  225.  
  226. Associated1992: It's cool for like 5 minutes, and then its boring
  227.  
  228. elborbah: you consume everything until you are consumed by the maggots
  229.  
  230. Creedictator: i like ABS
  231.  
  232. SpaceMoose: Every game should be rated by the period of time where cool turns to boring
  233.  
  234. FEB 29 - 4:26PM
  235. TrapGurl: i agree
  236.  
  237. TrapGurl: thats why "achievements" exist on steam
  238.  
  239. elborbah: and boring is bad?
  240.  
  241. SpaceMoose: Most Kong games would be rated 1-2 seconds
  242.  
  243. Associated1992: xD
  244.  
  245. TrapGurl: like "kill 10 monsters" achieved by 90%
  246.  
  247. Creedictator: but nobody goes on kong for the games
  248.  
  249. TrapGurl: "kill ooga the caveman" achieved by 1%
  250.  
  251. SpaceMoose: True. Most are here for the Creedictator
  252.  
  253. FEB 29 - 4:27PM
  254. Creedictator: exactly!
  255.  
  256. Creedictator: people come from near and far to see me
  257.  
  258. SpaceMoose: Creed's cool-to-boring rating is 8.7 minutes
  259.  
  260. Creedictator: in what they describe as a religious experience
  261.  
  262. SpaceMoose: That's the highest on Kong
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