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[birds chirping]

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So I looked at a bunch of houses
and I think I found the best one.

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It's perfect.
I'm gonna send you the link.

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And then we should just go ahead
and get it, 'cause it's the best one.

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[Rebecca] Abby, the house looks amazing...

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and the thought of a trip
is exciting, but...

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turning 50 is so not a big deal to me.

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I had a patient this week
who's in knots about turning 40.

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The feedback I offered her,
as corny as it sounds is,

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"Age is truly just a number."

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I mean, you're only as old
as you feel, right?

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Why stress about it?

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Oh, fuck, that's hot!

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[Catherine] I always love Hawaii.

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Oh, you know what?
I catered Jack Johnson's birthday party

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and he said I could use
his beach house there.

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Okay, here are my top picks,
Napa...

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a resort in Arizona, or Napa.

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Well, all I can say
is thank God you're planning this,

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'cause you know Brian
is not gonna do shit for her 50th.

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You know Brian would just take her
to Macaroni Grill

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and then she'd have to drive home
because he had too much to drink.

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Fuckin' Brian.

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Oh, my God, this trip sounds so fun.

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And it's so great
everyone can get together.

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- You're coming, right?
- No.

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Ugh. Mama needs to rock out
with her cock out.

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Also, Mama needs to stop
referring to herself in the third person.

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And maybe ease up
on the "cock" drops.

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I just want this to feel like
a regular vacation.

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You know, like,
just sit around, talk, and...

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drink wine and laugh
and wear muumuus.

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And just somewhere in there,
I'll just kind of slide into 50.

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You know,
I just want it to be super chill...

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- [Brian grunts] Die!
- ...no big deal--

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Brian, can you turn that down?

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No, I'm sorry, Rebecca,
but it is officially a big deal.

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It's your half-centennial.

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I'm not gonna let this go by
without doing something big.

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Okay... I'm gonna cut my bangs.

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I really wanna make this work.
I'm just-- Honestly, I'm so grateful

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that you guys still want me to come
after I bailed on the last one.

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God, it's just, like, the flying,
and that random house, you know,

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it just, like, gives me anxiety.

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Other people's bathrooms. Oh, God.

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Weird bedspreads...

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You do still want me to come, right?

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Wall-to-wall carpeting, the remote...

49
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You know what? I wish I'd never seen
that Dateline with the black-light

50
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where they show
where all the semen was.

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Is a flower in the hair too much
for solo dining?

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I need to get out
and take my new knees for a spin.

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Val, yes! Work those new knees!

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Out, out, out.

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[Val] I just wanna meet a nice lady

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and I wanna make out for a while
and then spoon a little bit...

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And then that spooning can turn
into a real spirited 69-ing.

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Have you ever tried a position
called "The 1,000"? It's a sexy one.

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It's when a thousand kids
are in your bed,

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and the only touch you feel
is a tiny sweaty foot to the back.

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Speaking of sexy,
I share my bed with a CPAP machine.

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Things we say now.

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Woo! I'm in H&M
trying on some party clothes.

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I can't wait to see you guys
and pinch all your butts...

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with consent.

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[Abby] See you soon...

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and, you know, we'll figure out money
when we get there.

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Keep it in your pants till I see you.

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Bye, I love you!

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- [man] Huh?
- No, I'm on the phone.

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Bye. Remember, don't make this a big deal.

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- I just told my driver that I loved him.
- Somebody hang up.

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All right, love you, guys, too. Bye.

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Still not sure I'm coming.

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["Message of Love" playing]

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♪ Now the reason we're here ♪

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♪ As man and woman ♪

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♪ Is to love each other ♪

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♪ Take care of each other ♪

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♪ When love walks in the room ♪

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♪ Everybody stand up... ♪

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[Abby] Okay.

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Here we are.

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I hope it's perfect.

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I don't know,
it had very good reviews online.

86
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And let me tell you something,
I had to wade through a lot of shitboxes.

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But this one is supposed to be good.

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And it's supposed to have a pool.

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Does anybody see a pool?

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Oh, it is just stunning.
It's just so perfect.

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Just... Just release all that worry.

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Or swallow it?

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Okay, shall we?

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- Edible flowers.
- [Naomi gasps] I see that.

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- Oh, my God.
- [Jenny] How do you know they're edible?

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What, these are edible--

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[Val] You wanna be the protector
and the caretaker and everything, but...

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just let her deal with it...

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- What the hell is she doing?
- Cannot let a stranger stay a stranger.

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...you wanna take care of them
and you wanna be the hero, but...

101
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sometimes you gotta back off,

102
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let someone else in the family do it,
you know?

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She's probably gonna invite him
to join us on the trip.

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- Not, that that would be a bad--
- No, yeah, yeah, it would.

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You take care of yourself.

106
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And I really hope that your sister
is able to move your mom's grave.

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And I'm gonna try the manicotti recipe.
Thanks.

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Ready?

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- [Abby] To Rebecca!
- [all] To Rebecca!

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[cheering]

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Thank you so much

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for turning 50

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and bringing us all together.

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And thank you, guys, I know you all had to
move mountains to make this happen.

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- Especially you, Catherine.
- You know, life's a juggle, so...

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I really appreciate it.

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Rebecca really appreciates it.

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Why am I speaking for Rebecca?

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- This is a terrible toast. I'm sorry.
- [laughter]

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I hope you guys like the house.
Let's get drunk. Happy birthday.

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- Happy birthday!
- Yay! Cheers to us!

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Oh, if I just may offer
a little bit of feedback,

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I just want this to be a fun weekend
for all of us, right? Not just about me.

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God, when was the last time
we were all together?

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Mm-- Mm--

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Was it Abby's wedding?

127
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- Oh. Maybe.
- What? No.

128
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You should've come to my divorce party,
there was a really great band.

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- Not that long ago--
- Jesus...

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Nice one, kid.

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Guys...

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time goes by so fast, I'm telling you.

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I have needed this... so much.

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- You guys have been on my mind--
- Adrian, comma,

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please resend the link
to Top Chef, period.

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Can't open, period.

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New paragraph.

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Also, comma, please ask producers

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how this show will be different,
question mark, dot, dot, dot.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I have so much going on
with work right now.

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I'm gonna unplug.

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Be present, right.

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- Send.
- [phone chimes]

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[Abby] Anyway, I made itineraries.

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[all] Ooh.

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I know, and you don't
have to read 'em now.

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Just, you know, take your time,
but sort of like a...

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loosey-goosey, you know,
sort of like scheduly thing.

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Just sort of an overview
of everything we're gonna do

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- minute-by-minute on the trip.
- [gasps]

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- No worries, just take a look at it.
- So awesome.

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- No presh.
- When did you have time to make those?

154
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Oh, well, I've been working
a lot less lately.

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- Yeah, right.
- Well, good for you.

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[Val] We look so young.

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God.

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Wow.

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Let's take a group picture.

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- Yes, yes.
- Yeah.

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Yes, yes! Do a pic.

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- The night of a thousand selfies?
- Yeah.

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Can you go higher?

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- Yeah, go higher.
- Try to go higher.

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All right, everybody look down
and then on the count of three, look up.

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- Fresh faces.
- Fresh face.

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[Abby] One, two, three.

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- [camera clicks]
- Oh!

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[all laughing]

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[Rebecca] That's nice.

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Wait.

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What the...

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Is that a ghost?

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[Jenny] Oh, my God, it is a ghost.

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It's the ghost of Amelia Earhart
and she's holding a small baby.

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- What are you guys doing in my house?
- Oh, my God!

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Nah, I'm just goofing.

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I'm Tammy, I own the place.

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Brought you guys a cord of fresh pinyon,

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get you started on a fire.

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Oh. Oh!

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Thank you. Uh...

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Guys, this is Tammy.

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She's the owner of the place. [stammers]

185
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I'm... Abby,
I'm the one that's been emailing you.

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A lot of emails.

187
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Yeah.

188
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So, uh...

189
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which one of you guys
is the blushing bride?

190
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Second time around I'm thinking, maybe?
Maybe third?

191
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[chuckling] Oh, no. We're celebrating
Rebecca's birthday.

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It's her 50th, the big five-oh.

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Celebrating-with-the-girls weekend, huh?

194
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We're just here for a vacation.
The birthday's not a big deal.

195
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So, what am I looking at here?

196
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High school tennis team,
old dance crew, or...

197
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y'all magically fit
in the same pair of pants?

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What brings us together?

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Oh, well, we all met in Chicago

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waitressing at a pizza place
called Antonio's, and...

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and we just-- It was meant to be.

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Chi-Town, yeah,
I've been to that place, yeah.

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Well, we all came up there together
in the '90s. Kind of our crew.

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Actually, um, Catherine here started
her own pizza chain called Cutie Pies.

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Holy shit, that's you?

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- Yeah.
- I've never been to the restaurant,

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but I do love those
frozen pizzas for one that you do.

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Thank you.

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'Cause, you know,
if I prep a full-size pizza, guess what?

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I'm gonna end up eating a full-size pizza.

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So, you know.

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You prevent a lot of sadness.

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- So, you guys want to see the house or--
- Yes.

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All right.

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Let's stop dicking around.

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You got the pool and the hot tub here
if you wanna soak...

217
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or, uh, toke.

218
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We are very discreet, so just, uh...

219
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do whatever the heck you need to do
to get through this weekend.

220
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Okay. [chuckles]

221
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So, Tammy,
how long have you owned the property?

222
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Uh, a few years.

223
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After my husband died,
I sold our company.

224
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We made edible organic soaps.

225
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Got bought out by Unilever. Pretty sweet.

226
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Sorry your husband died. That's sad.

227
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Yeah, he, uh, died
of a heart attack at 49.

228
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- Oh, wow.
- That's so young.

229
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You think?
It was pretty inevitable, though.

230
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We were doing so much blow.

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This'll come in real handy.

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The little Zen area
when you need that total soul escape.

233
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It's real quiet. It's perfect
for when that roomie situation devolves.

234
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You can just come out here
and watch the hummingbirds,

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meditate,
enjoy this beautiful Buddha statue...

236
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Now, this water feature over here,
steer clear, please.

237
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Okay, you wanna know how much money
I poured into this son of a bitch?

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- Seven grand.
- [Abby gasps]

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00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,194
Before you suggest it,
no, I cannot just turn it off.

240
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,404
If I do, none of the toilets will work.

241
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:14,697
Which is ironic

242
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,991
because it's basically a toilet for birds.

243
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,368
And me that one time.

244
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,829
This is the fire pit!

245
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:21,746
- Ooh.
- Wow.

246
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:22,997
Light that sucker up,

247
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,167
stare into the flames and contemplate

248
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,711
why in the hell you all came up here
in the first place.

249
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,548
- Also, we have s'mores.
- [laughter]

250
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,676
Hey, Tammy, I'm just having a hard time
getting on the Wi-Fi.

251
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,803
I just have to send
a quick email for work.

252
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,598
Okay, yeah, this is gonna be a rough
weekend if you have to do work stuff.

253
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,309
- The Wi-Fi here is very slow.
- Oh.

254
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,979
So, you're just gonna
have to talk to each other.

255
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,398
- Oh, good.
- While drinking a ton of wine.

256
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,108
What could possibly go wrong?

257
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,319
Just remember, guys,
whatever gets said,

258
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,114
it's probably what the person
has always felt...

259
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,824
and the alcohol just let it out.

260
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,829
You wanna see the view?
It's right through this gate.

261
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,457
Whoa.

262
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:10,211
Holy triple fucks, this is heaven.

263
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,130
Yeah, well, I didn't work my ass off

264
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,923
to buy a house
on some shitscape property.

265
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,508
- Wow.
- [Jenny] Yeah, that's fake.

266
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,343
There's no way that's real.
It's too pretty.

267
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,388
Ooh. We should sleep out here one night,
under the stars.

268
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,807
You know, like a camping slumber party.
Wouldn't that be fun?

269
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,850
Yes!

270
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,685
Oh, God. Yeah, I don't wanna do that.

271
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,478
I don't know if I want to either.

272
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,689
I have no place
to plug in my CPAP machine.

273
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,940
Things we say now.

274
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,817
[all laughing]

275
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,360
What's everybody laughing at?

276
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,156
Oh, it's just, like, our, you know,
"That's what she said."

277
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,908
You know, "Things we say now."

278
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,075
So, like, uh...

279
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,328
"I gotta go tend my bees.

280
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,746
Things we say now."

281
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,081
I guess.

282
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,792
Well, I say it,
'cause I got a bee farm, so...

283
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,211
Oh, you make honey?

284
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,004
No, I don't make honey.

285
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,339
I get stung a lot.

286
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:58,301
But you develop, uh, an immunity to it...
and almost a pleasure.

287
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,555
Well, you all obviously have
an entire haunted forest

288
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,390
of toxic jibber-jabber to get through,

289
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,726
- so I'm gonna skedaddle.
- [Val] Bye, Tammy.

290
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,479
[Abby] I have a question about
the cleaning fee when you get a chance.

291
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,480
[Tammy] Love it.

292
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,106
- What else do bees do?
- All right.

293
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,360
Well, guys, you know what,
even if we don't sleep out here,

294
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,696
I love Naomi's idea of just, like,
hanging out, drinking wine,

295
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,990
just talking, connecting...

296
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,283
- Yes, totally.
- Love it.

297
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,078
We are gonna do all of that.
All that is baked into the itinerary.

298
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,580
We're gonna lay around,
we're gonna drink wine,

299
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,290
but first on the docket...

300
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,876
"Unpack and unwind for 20 minutes."

301
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,836
I'm setting a timer.

302
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,090
Psych. But, no. But, I am... Just--

303
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,593
Just take 20 minutes 'cause we have
dinner reservations at 7:15.

304
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,138
[Rebecca] My God, she actually said
"toxic jibber-jabber."

305
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,098
[Naomi] Yes, she did.

306
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,184
[Jenny] God, and what about those bees?
What, does she keep them as pets?

307
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,394
I gotta say something.

308
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,939
I actually really resent it when people,
especially other women,

309
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,900
automatically assume when they see
a group of us, that we're gonna fight.

310
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:56,818
Yes.

311
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,570
Oh, my gosh, when I was leaving the house
for this trip, Brian's like,

312
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,698
"Oh, have fun crying with your ladies."

313
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,991
I was like...

314
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,326
Anyway, you know, he was just joking
of course, but--

315
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,161
- Ah. Brian and his jokes.
- [inhaling sharply]

316
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,038
- Yeah.
- [Naomi] I feel bad for Tammy, you know.

317
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,041
She clearly just hasn't
had friends like you in her life.

318
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,502
You know, we are so lucky.

319
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504
I love you turkeys so much.

320
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,965
- Oh, I love you, too.
- [Val] Love you, guys.

321
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,676
So, how much further
is this place, anyway?

322
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,220
Sorry, I thought
it was a little more walkable.

323
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,430
Oh, well, I mean, I'm good.

324
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,433
I got my comfy boots on.
So, no heels for me with my back.

325
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,769
You know you can heal your back
with your mind?

326
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,313
You know that's not true?

327
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,398
[laughing]

328
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,860
How you doing, Val, are you okay?

329
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,361
Yeah.

330
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,530
Oh, you should see what
these new knees can do.

331
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,823
Hold this for a second.

332
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,907
Check this shit out.

333
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,037
[gasping and laughing]

334
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,455
[Naomi] Holy-- Val!

335
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,457
[all] Whoo!

336
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,791
[Jenny] Oh, shit!

337
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,668
[Naomi] Keep going, Val!

338
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,587
- We'll catch up!
- [laughs]

339
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,468
[indistinct chatter]

340
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,845
- Cheers, dears!
- [all] Cheers!

341
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,680
- Aww!
- Love you, love you.

342
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,892
Hello, ladies. My name is Jade,
I'll be your server tonight.

343
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,478
- Hi, Jade.
- Hi.

344
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,563
Uh, Jade, we're really hungry,

345
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,899
so we're gonna order really fast,
and we know what we want,

346
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,985
so maybe get some water and then
I'll tell you about our food allergies.

347
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,153
Okay, sounds good.

348
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989
Thank you, Jade.
And we appreciate you, Jade.

349
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,075
No prob.

350
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,079
- Am I saying her name too much?
- Yeah.

351
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,956
Guys, I just heard myself talk. I'm sorry.

352
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,751
I know I get weird bossy energy
on these trips.

353
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,170
- No.
- You're fine. Oh, my God. Not even.

354
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,963
- [Abby] Guys--
- No. You don't that much.

355
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,049
- You do not!
- I'm gonna try to rein it in.

356
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,468
I want this to go well
and I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up.

357
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,096
- It's so fun, we're having a good time.
- It's all good.

358
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,473
You know what,
that's just great self-feedback.

359
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,767
Thank you.

360
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,353
Uh, why are you saying
"feedback" all the time?

361
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,897
Oh, it's this thing
I've been doing at my practice.

362
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,482
It just provides an emotional buffer.

363
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,318
So, rather than just launch
into your take on something,

364
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,446
or just give advice, you say,
"May I offer you some feedback?"

365
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,572
Have you ever...

366
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,783
tried that feedback thing on Brian?

367
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,494
Oh... well... [chuckling]

368
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,164
♪ May I offer you some feedback? ♪

369
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,958
[Catherine]
♪ Offer you some feedback ♪

370
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,167
♪ Offer you some feedback ♪

371
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,002
[deeply]
♪ Ready for some feedback ♪

372
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,921
[harmonizing]
♪ Ready for some feedback ♪

373
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,673
♪ Feedback! ♪

374
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,466
[harmonizing]
♪ Ready for some feedback! ♪

375
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,717
Ooh, that was good.

376
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,010
[camera clicking]

377
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,303
[Catherine] That is smoking!

378
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,389
[indistinct chatter]

379
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,977
[Jade] So, ladies,
we have lavender-popping corn.

380
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,645
And beside that,

381
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:41,190
there's a demi cruet of fleur de sel
for you to sprinkle on for a light zest.

382
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,900
[Val] God, this is such
an interesting--

383
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,652
That's... That's not enough.

384
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,195
So where are you guys all from?

385
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,365
Uh, we're from all over.
I'm originally from Chicago.

386
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,742
- We all met in Chicago.
- [Jade] Oh, nice, cool.

387
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,578
My, uh, ex-girlfriend just moved there,

388
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,830
so I'm a little mad at Chicago
at the moment, but...

389
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,165
Aw.

390
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,749
All right, enjoy.

391
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,503
Did you hear the "ex-girlfriend" thing?

392
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,546
Jackpot.

393
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,882
- [cell phone chiming]
- Oh, sweet Jesus, I have service.

394
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,175
- [phones chiming]
- Oh!

395
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,802
- My, God.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

396
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,722
Oh, no. They went bowling, you guys.

397
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,474
[all] Aw.

398
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,309
Adrian, comma...

399
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,812
find out how long
I have to decide, period.

400
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,897
Oh, my cat took her pill.

401
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,816
I'm not understanding
this weekend deadline.

402
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,569
Question mark,
exclamation point, send.

403
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,154
[phone chimes]

404
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,990
Ladies, phones down.

405
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,493
Come on. You know what?
We should be looking at each other.

406
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,410
That's right.

407
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,206
Adrian, comma, the pressure to make
a show decision is not--

408
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,541
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

409
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,459
No, no, stop!

410
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,628
Siri, no, I'm dictating. Dic--

411
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,880
"Dick-tasting."

412
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,465
What the hell is that?

413
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,051
- She suggested "dick-tasting"?
- It's ridiculous.

414
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,721
[all chanting] Rebecca! Rebecca!
Rebecca! Rebecca!

415
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,015
Guys! Not until Sunday! I told you!

416
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,100
I didn't want this to be
all about me, this weekend.

417
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,143
Everybody!

418
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,271
♪ Happy, happy birthday
It's your special day ♪

419
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,857
♪ Have a slice of pizza
What's your favorite way? Hey! ♪

420
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,025
What's your favorite way?

421
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,068
Mushroom and peppers.

422
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,154
♪ Mushroom and peppers
Mushroom and peppers ♪

423
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,407
♪ Mushroom and peppers
Mushroom and peppers, hey! ♪

424
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,784
- Jade.
- Yeah?

425
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,912
This is a song we used to sing
at the pizza place we used to work at.

426
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,413
[with Italian accent] Antonio's.

427
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,082
[with Italian accent] Antonio's, hey!

428
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,043
And long story short,
we're giving you a huge tip.

429
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,878
Hey, what's your favorite pizza topping?

430
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,380
- I'm a vegan, so...
- She's a vegan.

431
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,841
Um, smoked tempeh and jalapenos.

432
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,220
♪ Smoked tempeh and jalapenos
Smoked tempeh and jalapenos ♪

433
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,765
♪ Smoked tempeh and jalapenos
Smoked tempeh and jalapenos ♪

434
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:38,724
- Yeah!
- [cheering]

435
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,687
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Vag-mas!

436
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,606
- "Merry Vag-mas"?
- My name's Dilda Claus!

437
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,524
Ooh!

438
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,527
- Jolly old Saint Dick.
- [all laughing]

439
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,071
The first one that gets a gift...

440
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,575
the biggest gift, is Naomi.

441
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,826
Wow. Thank you.

442
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,830
Because she pushed out
four beautiful big babies.

443
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,872
This is true, I--

444
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,875
So it's like ringin' a bell.
Right, Naomi? Enjoy.

445
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,753
It is, it's like a wet paper bag
down there. Thank you.

446
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,339
This one, I call "The Hush Puppy."

447
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,342
You can sit on this one in a coffee shop.

448
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,094
Oh, my God!

449
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,555
- [Val] You there, Abby!
- Who, me?

450
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,974
[Val] I heard you don't care
for a wasted moment.

451
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,310
- So yours has a timer.
- [laughing]

452
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,686
No! No!

453
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,897
Now, this one here is for you, Catherine,

454
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,358
and it's called "The Executive."

455
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,903
Make less deals and more squeals.

456
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,032
Don't turn your bedroom
into the boardroom.

457
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,328
This is for the C-E-Oh!

458
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,371
[all laughing]

459
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,497
Here we go.

460
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,377
Finally, the pénis de résistance.

461
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,587
[Jenny] Jesus.

462
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,631
- Look at this little soldier.
- [all yelling]

463
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,132
- [Naomi] No!
- [all laughing]

464
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,675
This is expensive,

465
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,845
and this is cheap as shit
from the dollar store.

466
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,181
So, remove hat before use.

467
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,768
It also vibrates
to the birthday song, listen.

468
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,355
[vibrates the "Happy Birthday" tune]

469
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,441
[all singing]
♪ Happy birthday... ♪

470
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,694
I don't wanna say it was like the best
time of my life because that's,

471
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,862
you know, sad, but...

472
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,324
[tearfully]
It was the best time of my life.

473
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,533
Life is real.

474
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,161
And we were like...

475
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,040
we were like sisters in the trenches.

476
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,209
Like, the pizza trenches.

477
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,502
We were so brave.

478
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,711
We were so brave.

479
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,090
[farts, flutters lips]

480
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,219
Did you just burp or fart?

481
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,346
A little of both, I fear.

482
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,476
Oh, I love that necklace.

483
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,644
Oh, thank you.

484
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,187
- It's vintage.
- Ah.

485
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,855
It's from my vintage store.

486
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,692
- You have a vintage store?
- I do.

487
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,027
- And you live in Portland?
- I do.

488
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,531
Okay. Fuck, man, you are officially
the coolest person I know.

489
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,448
Oh.

490
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,411
Fuck, man. Come to Portland.
There's so many of me. [laughs]

491
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,870
I doubt that.

492
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,123
- You know what I'm scared of, though?
- What?

493
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,959
I hope these napkins aren't haunted.

494
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,671
[both laughing]

495
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,132
That's amazing.

496
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,092
[laughs]

497
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,138
Oh, you're so fucking funny.

498
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,515
- I can't--
- Oh, I'm funny, that's how I...

499
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,766
that's how I get the ladies.

500
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,601
I do a lot of napkin tricks.

501
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,894
Wait.

502
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,480
- Okay.
- Oh.

503
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,523
- I'm sorry.
- What?

504
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,942
- I have to do this. I'm an artist.
- Yeah?

505
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,444
Can I take your picture?

506
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,946
You just, you look really good
in this light.

507
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,114
- Really?
- Yeah.

508
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,867
- Sure, you can take my picture.
- Okay, great.

509
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660
I'll take the glasses off.

510
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:45,745
Okay.

511
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,081
[clicks]

512
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,209
Check it. I put this, uh...

513
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,379
- cool filter on it.
- Oh, that's really nice.

514
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,381
- Do you like it?
- I like that.

515
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,092
Here, I'll send it to you.
Put in your number.

516
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,635
Okay.

517
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,430
You're not gonna believe
who's in this restaurant.

518
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,389
You'll never guess.

519
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,099
- Cher?
- No, guess again.

520
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,559
- [Jade] Dua Lipa?
- Who?

521
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,853
- Hillary Clinton?
- [Abby] Better!

522
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,396
Uh, Childish Gambino?

523
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,606
A$AP Rocky?

524
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,524
Is that the one
with the dollar sign "S"?

525
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,609
No, that's Ke$ha.

526
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,526
It's "Keesha."

527
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,444
- Is it?
- Yeah.

528
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,155
- Holy shit, Ke$ha's here?
- No, no, no, ready?

529
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,741
- [both] Brené Brown.
- [gasping]

530
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,534
[both] Brené Brown!

531
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,869
Okay, who is Brené Brown?

532
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,705
[woman] Brené Brown, she did
the famous TED Talk about vulnerability.

533
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,791
She's a researcher, storyteller...

534
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,335
"Shame"? "Courage is Contagious"?

535
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,296
Oprah's SuperSoul Conversations?
Nothing?

536
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,298
No. Is she-- Is she famous?

537
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,883
Yeah, but she doesn't care about that.

538
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,885
Okay, that tracks, I get that.

539
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,054
We get famous people
in here all the time.

540
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,223
- Do you know who was in here last week?
- [Naomi] Who?

541
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,140
Future.

542
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,769
- Wait, did I just miss a bunch of words?
- Future?

543
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,813
Is The Past coming next week?

544
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,274
Holy shit, you guys, let's go meet Brené!

545
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,653
[Abby] Let's not bug her.

546
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,571
Let's let her be.

547
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,742
Hey, Brené, we're so sorry
to interrupt your dinner.

548
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,453
- It's my birthday.
- Look at your skin, it's like marzipan.

549
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,413
We just have, like,
ten or 15 questions for you.

550
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,541
What's the difference between
"braving the wilderness"

551
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,876
- and "becoming the wilderness?"
- Conflict transformation.

552
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,670
How, when, and why?

553
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,840
How can I be generous
in my assumptions of others,

554
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,758
- when I hate most people?
- Hmm, good one.

555
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,594
Here's the thing. We can't be
generous toward other people...

556
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,179
without boundaries.

557
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,889
- Yes, Brené, yes.
- Boom!

558
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,100
- [Jenny] Boom on the boundaries.
- So, boundaries.

559
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,644
- Boundaries. That means--
- Message received.

560
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,938
- Thank you so much.
- Got it, we'll come back later.

561
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,022
What a thrill.

562
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:40,276
[all singing]
♪ Give me your hand, darling ♪

563
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,321
♪ Do you feel my heart beating ♪

564
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,616
♪ Do you understand? ♪

565
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,035
♪ Do you feel the same? ♪

566
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:54,874
♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪

567
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,127
- ♪ Or is this burning ♪
- ♪ Burning ♪

568
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:04,508
♪ An eternal flame? ♪

569
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,968
[cheering]

570
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,762
- [Abby] I don't know.
- [Naomi laughing]

571
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:14,768
Oh, fuck Ronald McDonald
for making Filet-O-Fish.

572
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,229
Fuck him ten ways from Sunday.

573
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:21,275
Everybody get their stretchy clothes on,
'cause we're gonna keep this party going.

574
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,027
[all chattering, laughing]

575
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,278
Whoo!

576
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,535
Okay, ladies.

577
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,163
Gorgeous gaggle, sexy klatch,

578
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,831
welcome...

579
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,334
to the next chapter of your evening.

580
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,295
[Abby] Hmm. Is it too early or too late
to have a next chapter?

581
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,047
I feel like it's already tomorrow night.

582
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,049
- [Naomi] Hold up. What is that?
- [Abby gasps]

583
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,216
[whispers] What is that?

584
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,927
- Molly.
- [gasps]

585
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,638
Seriously, before you get all weird
and judge me and stuff like that,

586
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,807
I heard this super interesting podcast
on microdosing.

587
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,225
- Oh.
- Do you know about this? Okay?

588
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,561
So, we take a really small amount of MDMA,

589
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,855
and apparently
it can create this common experience

590
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,690
that's, like, super bonding.

591
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,359
Okay, I'm-- I'm listening.

592
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,403
Anyway, so... we are doing molly tonight.

593
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:10,074
Oh, I-- Mmm. I hear you.
But I don't think we are gonna do it.

594
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,867
Oh, so, we're... we're gonna do coke?

595
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,827
No, it's like ecstasy.

596
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,080
Like, um... like MDMA.

597
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,624
I thought MDMA was that extreme fighting.

598
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,001
Wait, do they do coke
and then they fight?

599
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,503
You, guys, it's molly.

600
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,380
I mean, I wanna "yes, and" this

601
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,589
but I'm just wondering,

602
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,342
how does molly interact with the drugs
I'm currently taking?

603
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,011
'Cause right now, I'm on Levothroid
and melatonin.

604
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,471
Things we say now.

605
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:36,558
For reals, though.
I'm on Wellbutrin and Farxiga.

606
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,144
I think it's fine. I'm on fluoxetine
and the Mirena IUD,

607
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,230
and I think it's gonna be totally fine.
I really do.

608
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,483
Guys, I'm on all kinds of stuff.
Zoloft, Singulair...

609
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:48,195
raw calcium, black cohosh
for night sweats, Zantac...

610
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:52,032
Mykonos... Who-ya-gonna-call-trex...
Queeffatram.

611
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,536
Cath, I think what we're all trying to say
is maybe this isn't that kind of trip.

612
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,829
You know what I mean? Like--

613
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,998
You know, we have a big day tomorrow.

614
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,417
And this is a marathon, it's not a sprint.

615
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,335
Hmm. I thought it was a birthday weekend.

616
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:04,795
Well...

617
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,338
Oh, okay.

618
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,674
Yeah, but it's totally...

619
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,259
It's Rebecca's birthday. Anyway...

620
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:13,137
You should download the podcast,
it's super interesting.

621
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,680
It's this amazing TED Talk, actually.

622
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,724
- Sounds amazing.
- I mean, I would do the podcast.

623
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,809
- I'd love to listen to the podcast.
- I feel bad.

624
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,144
I feel like--

625
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,854
- No, don't be sad.
- No, it's fine.

626
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,732
You know what? Apparently, we're just
not that interested in doing drugs.

627
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,277
Except for the thousands of drugs
we just listed.

628
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,237
I did Molly in college, but...

629
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,031
she went back to her boyfriend.

630
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,323
[all] Hey-oh!

631
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,451
- Let's dance it out.
- Let's dance.

632
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,913
[chanting] Dance it out! Dance it out!

633
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:43,333
- What should our first song be?
- First song, um...

634
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,212
"Sweet Child o' Mine," Guns N' Roses,
then we'll cascade into "Paradise City."

635
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:51,175
Um, anything from the Xanadu soundtrack,
anything from Flashdance soundtrack.

636
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,052
I don't want any Quentin Tarantino
soundtracks.

637
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:53,969
- Never.
- I'm done.

638
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:58,432
♪ We're coming home on a plane crash
We trip away through the night ♪

639
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:03,062
♪ We're breaking up on impact
We'll bring it to you live, yeah... ♪

640
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,480
Let's do a whole classic rock.

641
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,190
Let's do Boston, Styx,

642
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,359
Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd,
"Tuesday's Gone,"

643
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,694
no "Sweet Home Alabama."

644
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,404
Never. Kid Rock ruined it.

645
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,365
♪ We know what we really want ♪

646
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,202
♪ We know what we really want... ♪

647
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,038
- Natalie Merchant?
- Natalie Merchant, yes.

648
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,373
- Lauryn Hill?
- Lauryn Hill, a hundred percent.

649
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,584
- Bless it. What happened to her?
- Yeah, I don't know.

650
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,503
She didn't pay her taxes. She went crazy.

651
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:32,257
♪ We're creeping into your living room
We're crawlin' into your bed ♪

652
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,262
♪ We're takin' you all back to school
Bringing you our dead, yeah... ♪

653
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,306
I think we should not play anything...

654
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:40,891
later than "Hey Ya!"

655
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,811
- Nothing current.
- Nothing current, mm-mm.

656
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,437
- All right.
- Not tonight.

657
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:51,652
♪ You're broken, you're bleeding, yeah
We're living, we're learning, yeah ♪

658
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,947
♪ We know what we really want ♪

659
00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:59,118
["Magic" playing]

660
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,619
Do you know what?

661
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,665
I wish Prince's ghost...

662
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,459
would come back...

663
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:08,502
and...

664
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,839
serenade me for, like, two whole hours,

665
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,424
and then make sweet, sweet love to me.

666
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,801
Yeah, no shit.

667
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,096
He fucking glided

668
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,516
into that elevator in Paisley Park,
and that fucking door closed...

669
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:23,851
And then, poof...

670
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:25,477
where's my baby?

671
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,397
- Where's my Prince?
- Beautiful-ass Prince.

672
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,607
I love my husband and shit,
but like...

673
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,068
that's the love of my life.

674
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,529
He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn.

675
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,446
Mm-hmm.

676
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,531
What was his pain?

677
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,408
His hips.

678
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,617
Oh, God, yeah.

679
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,287
And who knows? You know, life.

680
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,872
Life's-- Life ain't easy.

681
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:45,789
No.

682
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:50,002
I feel like the universe
is saying it to me.

683
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,753
I hear the universe saying...

684
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,673
"Your heroes are dying.

685
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,342
You're getting old."

686
00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,345
- Dying is my worst fear.
- Same.

687
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,056
I swear to God. If anything...

688
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,392
happened to me...

689
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,187
I just think about--

690
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,646
I just think about my poor kids.

691
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,231
Like...

692
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,109
[Jenny] Mm.

693
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,068
My babies.

694
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,821
- You know? Like...
- I know.

695
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:18,739
No one's...

696
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,283
No one's gonna love my babies

697
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:22,576
like I do.

698
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,495
Oh, your sweet peas.
But I'm gonna tell you something.

699
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,789
Remember, how Prince would throw
his guitar up in the air

700
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:28,999
and his guitar tech...

701
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,336
would always catch the guitar
after a mind-blowing solo?

702
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,253
Yeah.

703
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,548
I'm... I'm that person for you.

704
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,800
I'll catch your guitar. Every time.

705
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,677
I will always catch...

706
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,804
your motherfucking guitar,

707
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,723
'cause you are my...

708
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,433
you are my rock.

709
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,685
I'm here for you. I'm your Apollonia.

710
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,562
I'm your Vanity.

711
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,856
- I love you.
- I love you.

712
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,317
Will you marry me?

713
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:57,903
Yeah.

714
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:03,408
♪ And if all your hopes survive... ♪

715
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:08,705
[man on podcast] I want us now to actually
take a look at the word "microdosing."

716
00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:12,668
"Mi." My experience, my emotions.

717
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,421
"C." I am now going to see

718
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757
my feelings and my emotions.

719
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,634
There are different levels.

720
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:25,555
"Ro." Rowing your mental boat
down a different stream.

721
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:26,515
[chimes]

722
00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:33,522
♪ You have to believe we are magic ♪

723
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,526
♪ Nothing can stand in our way ♪

724
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:43,073
♪ You have to believe we are magic ♪

725
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,743
♪ Don't let your aim ever stray ♪

726
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:51,873
♪ And if all your hopes survive ♪

727
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,004
♪ Destiny will arrive ♪

728
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,050
♪ I'll bring all your dreams alive ♪

729
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,345
♪ For you... ♪

730
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,681
[dishes clattering]

731
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,984
[heavy metal door creaks]

732
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,154
[clattering continues]

733
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,746
[chopping]

734
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,501
- [screams]
- Ah!

735
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,253
Shit! Fuck! Who the fuck are you?

736
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,797
It's okay, I'm Devon,
I'm a nice person, I'm a nice person.

737
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:41,798
I'm nice.

738
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,134
- I'm allowed to--
- [screams] What is that?

739
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,303
That's a squid. That's a squid.

740
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,263
For the paella I'm prepping.

741
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,350
Did Tammy not tell you
I come with the house?

742
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,267
[sighs]

743
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,936
No, she gave us the full download
on the toilet fountain,

744
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,813
but she forgot to mention you.

745
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,399
I don't know what
I was planning to do with this.

746
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:00,776
- [Catherine] What's going on?
- Oh.

747
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,320
- Who's this asshole?
- [Abby] Uh, this is, um--

748
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,908
- Uh, who are you?
- I'm Devon. I'm Devon.

749
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,326
I come with the house.

750
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,371
Uh, think of me as your driver,
your tour guide, your chef.

751
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,122
I'm sorry I wasn't here yesterday.

752
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,124
I was down in Bodega Bay
spearing this little guy.

753
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,043
Devon is making...

754
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,045
What are you making?

755
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,671
My famous paella.

756
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,924
Sorry, I'll just grab this.

757
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,675
- Oh, God.
- It's kind of a process.

758
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,261
It takes a long time
so I was just getting a jump start on it.

759
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:29,805
Look at that thing, it's beautiful.

760
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,014
I mean, that is beautiful.

761
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,641
[blowing] You hear that?

762
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,226
[blows]

763
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,977
Squid or cuttlefish?

764
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,604
What do you think this is?

765
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,272
- God, that smells.
- It's a cuttlefish.

766
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,483
A cuttlefish is a little bit different,
they're cousins,

767
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,569
but this has actually what's called
a cuttlebone inside of it,

768
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:47,406
and, uh, a squid is faster, as a predator.

769
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:50,325
You're gonna see,
it takes on the flavor like a mother.

770
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,285
I mean, it's really sweet.

771
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,204
It wants to be-- It wants to be flavored,

772
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,415
and it's actually a more traditional

773
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,167
seafood protein
to put in the paella with the rice--

774
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,878
- Could you put that on ice, please?
- [Devon] Yeah, absolutely.

775
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:05,340
Ladies, if there's anything that you need,
let me know. Anything at all.

776
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,883
Because, as always...

777
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,302
[sighs deeply]

778
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,471
...it's an amazing day in wine country.

779
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,056
No, it's not.

780
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,225
[Abby] Oh, uh, yeah, Devon,
can you do me a favor?

781
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:16,518
Can you help me...

782
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,479
with the wind chimes
over the ceramic frogs?

783
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,857
'Cause they're all tangled
in the dream catchers

784
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,733
and the sound has been
keeping us up all night.

785
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,235
God damn it. I'm so sorry.

786
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:26,445
Sleep is so important.

787
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,238
Show me.

788
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,115
[Abby] And there's
a really loud bird out here.

789
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,783
[Devon] So sorry to hear.
I'll shut these later.

790
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,577
[Abby] Do you have a key?
How did you get in?

791
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,245
Hey, how are we feeling, ladies?

792
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,044
I feel like hot garbage.

793
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,505
Should we make coffee?

794
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,716
[Rebecca] Yeah.

795
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,219
What the fuck is this?

796
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:54,639
That's, uh...

797
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,809
That's seafood from... Devon.

798
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,479
- Who's Devon?
- He comes with the house.

799
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:08,904
Hmm.

800
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:09,905
Do we...

801
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:12,157
hit the button?

802
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,909
[Catherine] Gotta push the button.

803
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:17,537
- Should I push the button?
- Or I could do it.

804
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:22,417
Wait, did you already take a shower,
or are you about to take a shower?

805
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,045
What?

806
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,255
I don't know.

807
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,013
Does this house have a tea thingy?
Like, um...

808
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,600
You know what I mean, like, um...

809
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,726
[clears throat]

810
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,937
Like a hot water source.

811
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,606
- A kettle!
- Kettle.

812
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,565
A kettle.

813
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,317
Man, I am not doing great.

814
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,820
Y'all, what did I say last night?

815
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,864
I feel like I went on and on about...

816
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:53,949
somebody's mom.

817
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,284
Oh, wait, did everyone hang out
after I went to bed?

818
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,662
Any inside jokes
I should get caught up on?

819
00:33:58,745 --> 00:33:59,996
No, we all went to bed.

820
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,373
[doorbell chimes]

821
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,960
Devon breaks in at 7:00 a.m.
but now he rings the doorbell?

822
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,836
- Who's Devon?
- He comes with the house.

823
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,214
Oh, it's the tarot card reader.

824
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:10,840
The what?

825
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:13,051
- Oh, no!
- On the itinerary.

826
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,388
Ooh! Maybe she can get the coffee to work.

827
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,765
Her name's Lady Sunshine.

828
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,850
Hi, you must be Lady--

829
00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:22,978
This house was impossible to find.

830
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,105
Not marked.

831
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,190
I'm a psychic, not Magellan.

832
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:28,858
[Lady Sunshine] Oh, boy.

833
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,403
Okay, when I figure out
where I'm gonna place myself,

834
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,780
I'm gonna need you to put this
somewhere where I can see it.

835
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,698
Okay.

836
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:35,615
No, no, no.

837
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,411
We're gonna have to smudge
the heck out of this space.

838
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,788
The juju es no bueno.

839
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,665
Honey,

840
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,125
take this...

841
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,712
and go all around the room with it,
really wave it around.

842
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,591
- Don't be shy.
- Okay.

843
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,928
Okay, smudging not working.

844
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,139
We're gonna have to go
to a different room.

845
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:02,309
One that is not contaminated, preferably.

846
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,020
Just let it go.
If I may offer some feedback.

847
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,814
[in unison]
♪ Are you ready for some feedback? ♪

848
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,065
Oh, no.

849
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:10,984
Are you a singing group?

850
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,069
No, just friends.

851
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:18,867
We'll see.

852
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,661
[Lady Sunshine] The Chariot.

853
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,291
Oh, my God,
that would make a beautiful tattoo.

854
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,671
The Chariot is a very positive card...

855
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,714
Oh, really?

856
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,216
...when it's rightside up.
Yours is upside down.

857
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,510
The upside down Chariot...

858
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,971
tells me that you are
being dragged through time

859
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:42,098
with no control over
where life is taking you.

860
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,268
A big change has upended you.

861
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:46,978
You're free-falling.

862
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,981
You're killing yourself staying busy,

863
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,066
because if you don't,

864
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,402
you feel as if you will literally
break apart.

865
00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:58,156
Still make a killer tattoo. [chuckles]

866
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,534
- Who's next?
- [bird chirping, crashing]

867
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:02,619
- Oh!
- [all gasp]

868
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,579
Oh, that's not good.

869
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,249
The Five of Pentacles.

870
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:12,504
Many say this card signifies
financial loss, poverty.

871
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:16,257
Um, well, I-- I'm lucky
'cause I'm very comfortable, but I...

872
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:20,178
do have an opportunity I would love
to ask you about, it's, um...

873
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,389
a TV job.

874
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,933
Um, I wonder what the card
says about that.

875
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,352
May I continue?

876
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,270
Yeah, of course.

877
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:33,191
Many say that this card signifies
financial loss, poverty.

878
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,901
- Okay.
- But not me.

879
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:35,819
She flipped it.

880
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,821
I find that the Five of Pentacles

881
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:40,073
points to emotional poverty.

882
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,994
So, nothing about the TV show.

883
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,375
[Lady Sunshine] The Fool.

884
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,336
You want a tattoo of this one as well?

885
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,757
I liked the Chariot better.

886
00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:01,428
The Fool represents
new beginnings, optimism.

887
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,431
Man, I'm really ready to meet somebody.

888
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:07,809
Well, the Fool has difficulty
seizing on new opportunities

889
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,437
because they're too focused
on the needs of others.

890
00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:14,441
Are you saying I should put my knees...

891
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:15,900
before others'

892
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:16,901
needs?

893
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:20,655
[laughing quietly]

894
00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:22,365
Oh.

895
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,033
They laughed.

896
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:25,618
Next.

897
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,331
[Lady Sunshine] The Devil.

898
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,877
The Devil represents
the violent forces of nature

899
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,879
that can strain you--
Where did she go?

900
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:37,672
I don't think this is her jam.

901
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,549
I don't think this is anyone's jam.

902
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:42,385
[Lady Sunshine] Death.

903
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,763
- Fuck me!
- Jesus Christ.

904
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,099
- You're fired!
- No, no, I love this card, because...

905
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,560
people always think
that this is a very negative card.

906
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,062
They're scared of it.
But the Death card actually indicates

907
00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,814
a time of transformation.

908
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,942
The death of the old you
to make way for the new.

909
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,778
A metamorphosis.

910
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,696
You're ready to become a butterfly.

911
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,783
But it can also mean death is coming.

912
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:08,536
Okay.

913
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,958
- [Lady Sunshine] The Wheel of Fortune.
- [gasps]

914
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,752
[imitating announcer] Wheel... of...

915
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,379
- For--
- The Wheel represents life cycles.

916
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,173
A turning point.

917
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:23,259
- A big change is coming.
- Her 50th birthday.

918
00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,177
Oh.

919
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,386
Half a century...

920
00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:26,846
Wow. [clicks tongue]

921
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,223
That's a long time.

922
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,517
Fifty years of age.

923
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,603
And see how Lady Fortuna
is just standing here,

924
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,647
in the middle of this wheel of change?

925
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,981
She is unmoving.

926
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,317
Right. Tranquil.

927
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,527
Peaceful.

928
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:41,528
Over.

929
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:42,904
Done.

930
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,990
And now for the group reading.

931
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,785
Uh, you know? No. I think we're--
This is when we say goodbye.

932
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,411
Yeah, I'm doing-- I've gotta--

933
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,830
- [Abby] We're done.
- [chuckling]

934
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,331
[ominous music plays]

935
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,708
Yeah, you're right. Never mind.

936
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,377
Wait, why? What does it say?

937
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,379
Is it bad?

938
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,590
The Garden looks like a winner.

939
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:06,803
Usually, yes, but not when it's sandwiched
between the Snakes and the Rocks.

940
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,681
You see, the fighting snakes show me...

941
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,308
that you all surround yourselves
with battles.

942
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:17,230
People who have been intertwined
and dueling for thousands of years.

943
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,985
You need to help shed the tough skins
that have built up over time,

944
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,028
if you are to remain friends.

945
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:25,864
A lot of secrets.

946
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,366
Many things unspoken.

947
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,951
And you see the space?

948
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,995
No one's as close as they think.

949
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,497
And you see here with the river stones?

950
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:39,168
They're gems. They used to be dynamic
and many-faceted.

951
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,379
And they have been worn over time.

952
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:44,549
And now, they are smooth and dull.

953
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,593
Aged.

954
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,180
From one old lady to another...

955
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:53,766
get over all your shit,

956
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,436
'cause it is later than you think.

957
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,739
That'll be $475.

958
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:11,743
[on voicemail] Hello, this is Olivia
from Dr. Melton's office

959
00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,578
calling to let you know
that the results--

960
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,122
Move it or lose it. I'm up.

961
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,082
Got it.
Don't wanna fuck up that itinerary.

962
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,876
- We got our marching orders.
- [chuckles]

963
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:20,960
Bye, you.

964
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:27,842
[Catherine]
Sorry, is this any better?

965
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,678
So what's going on with the offer?
Is it any--

966
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,014
Hello? Hello?

967
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,683
Shit-balls! Hello?

968
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,518
- Hello? Shit, fuck--
- Sorry.

969
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,939
Not being nosy, just wanted to bring
some of my hangover cure.

970
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:42,649
Oh, thanks.

971
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:45,485
Oh, and some of my edible soaps
for you, too.

972
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:46,527
Sorry, I...

973
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,365
I know I should be enjoying myself
and not stressing about work.

974
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,116
Hey, I'm not judging.

975
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,871
Owning and managing five properties
has its share of shit-fuck days for sure.

976
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,458
[chuckling] But I bet you get to meet
a lot of interesting people, so...

977
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:02,418
No.

978
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:03,878
No, you'd be surprised.

979
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,505
People are all the same.

980
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,925
I go whole days without speaking.

981
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,137
Better get to the wine tasting, so...

982
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:17,058
- A little advice for today.
- Oh?

983
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,395
If you, or anyone around you
starts a sentence with,

984
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,563
"Can I just say something?"
stop right there.

985
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,983
[laughs] Okay. I will keep that in mind.
Thank you.

986
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,234
Try the juice.

987
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,577
It's got kind of a garbage flavor,
but the soap helps with the aftertaste.

988
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:39,789
- Edible?
- Seventy percent.

989
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,839
I can still taste the soap a little bit.

990
00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,842
It's just in your head.
It's 'cause of the shape.

991
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,553
Now, as you can see,
this little beauty is quite spacious

992
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,639
and does come with
4x4 off-road capability.

993
00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:59,058
So if you see some beautiful spot
and you say to yourself,

994
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,227
"I'd like to get up close and personal
with that vista,

995
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,522
but the terrain is clearly a no-go."
Think again. I got you.

996
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,107
Yeah, we got it, man.

997
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,443
This van has everything here.
We got seats like...

998
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,945
- Who's this guy again?
- Abby's worst nightmare.

999
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:14,323
...cup holders, really nice,
uh, adjustable air and fans,

1000
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,491
safety lights,

1001
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:16,409
emergency kit--

1002
00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,369
Okay, let's get driving.

1003
00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,788
We have a birthday we need to celebrate.

1004
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,333
How old are you turning,
little mama, 21?

1005
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,711
Devon, that's none of your business.

1006
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:30,214
No, you know, I'm not ashamed to say.
Actually, I'm turning 50 tomorrow.

1007
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,258
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

1008
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,178
Great, yeah. You say it, sister!

1009
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,596
Okay, can we go?

1010
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:37,555
[Devon] All right.

1011
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:38,806
[plays note on guitar]

1012
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,184
[singing out of tune]
♪ Birthday to you... ♪

1013
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,978
♪ Your birthday... ♪

1014
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,690
[tuning guitar, humming]

1015
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:50,526
Overshot it. I hear things a touch sharp.

1016
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,361
Devon. Let's go.

1017
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,280
- [Abby] Okay.
- Hold that for me, would you?

1018
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,033
All right! Ten-four, cap'n!

1019
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,287
[Devon] So, ladies, a little early history
of the Napa Valley.

1020
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:05,708
The first official winery and vineyard
was established by one Mr. John Patchett,

1021
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,628
who began planting grape vines in 1854--

1022
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,880
So, Val, did that cute waitress
text you back?

1023
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,925
- Ooh. Is there romance in the air?
- Devon, don't listen to our conversation.

1024
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,219
[Val] No, but she's probably
still sleeping.

1025
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,596
That picture she took of you is gorgeous.

1026
00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:20,098
- Mm-hmm. Thanks.
- What picture?

1027
00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,600
Oh, it's on the shared photo site we have.

1028
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,227
You probably didn't accept the invite.

1029
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,520
No, I didn't get one.

1030
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,730
Will you send me an invite? I'll accept.

1031
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,107
Probably just the Wi-Fi.

1032
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,817
[Devon] Signal is hard to come by
out here.

1033
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,443
I'll tell you what's not hard
to come by.

1034
00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:36,072
A rich and hearty cab sauv
with healthy levels of tannins.

1035
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,116
Which brings me back
to John Patchett in 1854--

1036
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:40,660
Ugh. I do not wanna learn about wine
on this trip.

1037
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,995
This is weird, Cat. You're not on here.

1038
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:46,124
Oh, way to go, guys. [chuckles]
Who started the shared site?

1039
00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:48,584
Oh, I did, but I didn't intentionally
leave you off.

1040
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:51,629
Oh, remember, let's remain uncontaminated

1041
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,006
from Lady Sunshine's negative suggestions.

1042
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:54,924
- Yeah.
- [Naomi] Yes!

1043
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,093
- We are uncontaminated.
- Uncontaminated.

1044
00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,261
All right, added.

1045
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,012
- Hey, should we listen to some tunes?
- Oh.

1046
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,849
- Oh! Let's do DUI songs.
- [all] Yes.

1047
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,600
You guys got DUIs, too, huh?

1048
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,936
No, it's a game we play.

1049
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,939
It's like guilty pleasure songs
we blast when we're tipsy.

1050
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,192
Are you legally allowed to drive?

1051
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:14,193
I will be.

1052
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:16,946
["Kids in America" playing]

1053
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,990
- [gasping] Yes.
- Yeah!

1054
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,783
[Devon continues lecturing indistinctly]

1055
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,954
...less than 4.04% of the wine in America.

1056
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,289
Devon, shh!

1057
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,875
♪ Looking out a dirty old window ♪

1058
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:33,129
♪ Down below the cars in the city
Go rushing by ♪

1059
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:39,594
♪ I sit here alone and I wonder why ♪

1060
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,556
♪ Friday night and everyone's moving ♪

1061
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,227
♪ I can feel the heat but it's soothing
Heading down ♪

1062
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,357
♪ I search for the beat
In this dirty town ♪

1063
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:56,194
♪ Downtown
The young ones are going ♪

1064
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,738
♪ Downtown
The young ones are growing ♪

1065
00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,241
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪
- ♪Whoa ♪

1066
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,161
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪
- ♪Whoa ♪

1067
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:08,331
♪ Everybody lives for the music-go-round ♪

1068
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:21,135
Ladies, if cabernet sauvignon
is the king of wine country,

1069
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,346
chardonnay is its queen.

1070
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,388
It's bold--

1071
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,641
Okay, hair of the dog.

1072
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,517
All right, fine, go to a wine store then.

1073
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,229
I just wanna say...

1074
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,523
that we never know
where life is gonna take us.

1075
00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,067
So let's live for today...

1076
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,152
and party till our panties fly off.

1077
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,195
Wait, where's Catherine?

1078
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,697
I think she had to call her agent.
Please don't say "panties."

1079
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:44,325
Oh, hell to the hell to the hell
to the hell to the no!

1080
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,534
I'm gonna go get her.

1081
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,706
Anyone picking up on the notes
of honeysuckle?

1082
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,417
- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Get a good sniff.

1083
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,045
Let me know what you smell.
There's no wrong answers.

1084
00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:57,964
Uh, green apple?

1085
00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,465
- Yeah, very good.
- Yes!

1086
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:00,424
Green apple.

1087
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:03,511
I wanna say...

1088
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:04,929
canned peaches?

1089
00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:07,223
No.

1090
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,475
You said there's no wrong answer.

1091
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,185
Yeah, but... you know.

1092
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,063
Peaches. There is no peaches in there.

1093
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:15,982
- Okay.
- What else you got?

1094
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,110
- Oh, lemon.
- Yes, very good.

1095
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,569
I taste the lemon, yeah.

1096
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,071
You don't taste it, you smell it.

1097
00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:23,364
Grapes!

1098
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,491
Well, yeah. Of course.

1099
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:27,827
Nice. That's smart!
Definitely grapes in there.

1100
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,203
Can't go wrong with that.

1101
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:34,000
- Jasmine.
- No, that's... that's egregious.

1102
00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,710
Pinot-gregious.

1103
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:38,796
- Thank you.
- You're killing it on the wines.

1104
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,047
[laughing]

1105
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,590
Oh, we lost Mason.

1106
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,467
So is it like The Catherine Stewart Show,

1107
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,970
or is it like I'm one of three judges,
you know what I mean?

1108
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:48,306
'Cause that's sort of significant
in terms of what...

1109
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,433
I'm talking about.

1110
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,018
You know what I mean?

1111
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,770
Right, if it's Catherine Stewart
of Cutie Pies

1112
00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:57,648
or Cutie Pies Featuring
Catherine Stewart and like--

1113
00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:00,192
Can you hold on one second?
Something's going on in front on me.

1114
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:02,862
What are you doing?
My God, give me my phone back.

1115
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,740
- That's an important phone call.
- My face is an important phone call.

1116
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,075
I'm not giving you
your precious phone back...

1117
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,911
until you start flossing.

1118
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:11,996
Come on.

1119
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,039
All right, fine.

1120
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,708
Do it. Do it. Do it!

1121
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,085
Okay. Oh, my God, I'm nailing this.
I'm really good at this.

1122
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:21,172
- She'll call you back, she's flossing.
- I gotta floss more when I'm day-drunk.

1123
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,923
[Val] Here's the last thing I sent to her.

1124
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:26,719
"I have vintage jade earrings at my store.
Would love to send them to you."

1125
00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:28,304
So dumb.

1126
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,473
She's Jade.

1127
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,100
You know she's got, like,
a million jade things.

1128
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,477
I made a mistake.

1129
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,394
[sighs]

1130
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:36,896
She's too young for me.

1131
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,397
Val.

1132
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,108
May I offer you some feedback?

1133
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:42,485
Go for it.

1134
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:46,781
Okay, I mean, when it comes to age,
the number itself truly doesn't matter.

1135
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,823
It's, I mean...

1136
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,576
I wish Abby could understand this,
'cause she's coming at me like,

1137
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,994
"You're 50! You're 50! You're 50!"

1138
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,080
It's like, what matters is
how you feel inside.

1139
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:55,164
So...

1140
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,752
with all that in mind,
what would you say your soul's age is?

1141
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,837
I'd say, like, 12.

1142
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:06,342
I mean, maybe a little older.
Probably old enough to drink... and bone.

1143
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:09,095
Maybe 18... 18 and a half.

1144
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:11,722
Almost out of the house.

1145
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:14,266
Don't have my own car yet.

1146
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:16,185
But I have a bike.

1147
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:17,436
Mmm.

1148
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,814
Oh. This one's good.
What's it called again?

1149
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,108
- White wine.
- [scoffs] Frickin' love it.

1150
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,776
So, can I just say something?

1151
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:27,279
Rebecca is in complete denial
that this is her birthday weekend.

1152
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,907
You know, as usual,
she's glossing over everything.

1153
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,451
There are so many things
she doesn't deal with.

1154
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:35,579
- Hello? Brian.
- Ugh. Fuckin' Brian.

1155
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:38,124
She's gotta be having feelings
about turning 50.

1156
00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:39,917
Where does she put it all?

1157
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,295
"This is just another trip,
it's not a big deal." It's like...

1158
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:44,922
Hello? Get into it!

1159
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,591
God, you know how hard it is,
by the way...

1160
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,803
to make 10,000 reservations
for 400 people

1161
00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,472
at 55 million different locations?

1162
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:54,390
Oh, I know.

1163
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,685
Abby, you've done such a good job
at planning this. You should know that.

1164
00:48:58,686 --> 00:48:59,687
Thanks.

1165
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,356
It's probably 'cause
it's my full-time job now.

1166
00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,108
Wait, what?

1167
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,236
- This is good, right?
- Oh, yeah.

1168
00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:12,199
[Abby] Chug-a-lug, ladies!
We're on the move!

1169
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:15,619
Oh, no, ladies. That is a select cabernet,
meant to be savored...

1170
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:18,080
Yeah, we can get this stuff online.
Let's hit the van.

1171
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:22,751
[Rebecca] Jeez, this is a real
go-go-go kinda trip.

1172
00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:23,878
Keep up, Fifty.

1173
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,297
My soul age is 28.

1174
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,341
[Mason] I'd love to get your names
and socials for our wine club.

1175
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,386
Okay, guys, next stop
is biking and shopping.

1176
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,305
- Yes!
- And we're gonna get all our stuff in Napa

1177
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,223
so we don't have to get anything
at the airport.

1178
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,641
I'm gonna buy a really big hat.

1179
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,643
Ooh! Naomi, you're up.
What's your DUI song?

1180
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,398
My song is gonna be,
"Poison, Po-Po-Po-Poison."

1181
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,357
Whoo!

1182
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:47,526
["Poison" playing]

1183
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:54,742
♪ Poison ♪

1184
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,869
♪ Yeah, Spyderman and Freeze
In full effect ♪

1185
00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:59,580
- ♪ You ready, Ron? ♪
- ♪ I'm ready ♪

1186
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:02,291
- ♪ You ready, Biv? ♪
- ♪ I'm ready, Slick, are you? ♪

1187
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:03,751
♪ Oh, yeah, break it down... ♪

1188
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:04,668
Ooh, pizza.

1189
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:08,088
- ♪ Girl, I must warn you ♪
- [bike bell rings]

1190
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:11,550
♪ I sense something strange in my mind... ♪

1191
00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:13,135
Oh, my God.

1192
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,640
I just spent $750.

1193
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:18,974
[laughing]

1194
00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:24,897
Not only is Morgan Jorng Winery solar,
it is also... [hums fanfare]

1195
00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,232
...organic!

1196
00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,943
So no sulfates, no pesticides,

1197
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,987
and the beautiful sun powering us all.

1198
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:32,905
[Abby] Mm-hmm.

1199
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:34,823
You'll notice, because it's organic,

1200
00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,409
there's a lot of sediment
at the bottom of your glass.

1201
00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:40,287
- I was wondering what that was.
- Does anybody know the term for that?

1202
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,374
For the sediment
at the bottom of the glass.

1203
00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,418
- [sighing] You can just tell us.
- Sediment?

1204
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,504
- Gravel?
- Mud?

1205
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,341
- Shavings?
- Wine waste?

1206
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,885
- [Jenny] Minerality?
- I'll just go ahead and answer this one.

1207
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:57,221
- Tartrates.
- Tartrates.

1208
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,390
You know what I also
like to call it, though?

1209
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:00,766
Wine diamonds.

1210
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:01,892
- Huh...
- Oh.

1211
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,562
[Jenny] Jeez, people really like
to talk about wine around here.

1212
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:05,938
Well, yeah. [chuckles]

1213
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:07,565
It's Napa.

1214
00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:09,483
[chuckles]

1215
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,444
Right? Why you came here.

1216
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,739
- Can we get to the...
- Sure, get to the solar questions?

1217
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:16,949
No, speed this up.

1218
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:22,496
Okay, so how much energy do you think
that our solar panels create here?

1219
00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:23,956
- How much energy?
- I don't know.

1220
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:24,873
Mm-hmm.

1221
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,292
Ten kilowatts?

1222
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,793
Fifty thousand.

1223
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:28,919
[whistles]

1224
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:29,837
I was way off.

1225
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,714
You know what I really like
that we do here?

1226
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:34,216
Notice how our wines are not on ice?

1227
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:35,342
What are they on?

1228
00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:38,429
- [Rebecca] Soil.
- Soil. Exactly. I...

1229
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,723
- Gonna stroll around for a second.
- Oh, okay.

1230
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,268
So, just one rule today.
No walking in the vineyards.

1231
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:45,936
Okay?

1232
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:47,896
And have fun.

1233
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,565
Can I just say something?

1234
00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:52,901
I'm tired of Naomi shaming me
for working all the time.

1235
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:56,238
You know what I mean? It's like, we work,
it's who we are, it's what we do.

1236
00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:01,118
Well, I hope I'm more than my work,
or else, fuck.

1237
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,077
Oh, come on, yeah.

1238
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,330
Okay, let's play "path not taken."

1239
00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:05,247
Ooh.

1240
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,833
I would work at a bookstore,
like a crunchy bookstore

1241
00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:11,128
in Portland or Seattle,
somewhere rainy and moody.

1242
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,421
- Ooh, I love it.
- Right?

1243
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:13,714
- Oh, that's so good.
- You go.

1244
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:14,882
Okay, path not taken.

1245
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,550
- Zamboni driver.
- [laughing]

1246
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:19,386
I swear to God.
I think it would be so peaceful.

1247
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,305
- Clean slate every two hours.
- Hmm.

1248
00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:23,349
Start over, nice and simple.

1249
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,976
- Really cold, no hot flashes. Come on.
- Ooh.

1250
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,646
I think I would also be good
at close-up magic.

1251
00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,481
- You would.
- Thank you.

1252
00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:33,233
- Oh, my God, that's such a good one.
- Yeah. I could...

1253
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:35,069
- maintain fierce eye contact...
- Yes.

1254
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,987
- ...while stealing someone's wallet.
- I love it.

1255
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:38,656
Can I just say something?

1256
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:40,991
Why is Naomi treating this trip like...

1257
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,160
we're all gonna die immediately after?

1258
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,454
Hmm, she loves us so much.

1259
00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,539
But, yeah, it's a little manic.

1260
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,084
Is there scarecrows out here?

1261
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,711
'Cause if I see a scarecrow,
I'm gonna fucking shit my pants.

1262
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,754
[laughing]

1263
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,008
Remember when you shit your pants
in Yankee Candle Company?

1264
00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:01,637
Yes. Because whenever I sniff candles,
I always have to poop.

1265
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:05,599
Yeah, but you're around candles,
so it covers up the smell. That's good.

1266
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,725
I know, but-- [laughs]

1267
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,644
But then it's a vicious cycle.

1268
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:09,561
[both laughing]

1269
00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,063
[Naomi] Can I just say something?

1270
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,982
I got my bikini area lasered,

1271
00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:18,070
and now I'm like, "Oh, great.
What's it gonna look like when I'm 70?"

1272
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,738
Is it-- Is it gonna be like a...

1273
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,324
gray-haired goatee?

1274
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,536
- Oh, you got too much off?
- Yes. It's like a--

1275
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,830
It's like pencil-thin, I blew it.

1276
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,999
- I'm gonna need that hair down there--
- Well, you don't know.

1277
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,586
Maybe it'll be a cute little
Colonel Sanders chin going on down there.

1278
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:39,091
That's-- That's what I want,
a cute Colonel Sanders chin.

1279
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:42,845
"Honey. Honey, are you looking forward
to seeing Colonel Sanders tonight?"

1280
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,179
Oh, boy.

1281
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,932
Maybe it's like, um...
you know, it's like a...

1282
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,602
like a Dizzy Gillespie,
like a jazz musician...

1283
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:51,812
- Oh, right.
- ...beav.

1284
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,064
- I think he'd love that.
- What about a little Ted Nugent?

1285
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,607
No, wait, I shouldn't have said that.

1286
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,818
- Fuck that guy.
- No Ted Nugent. Sorry.

1287
00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,112
Like a Billy Bob Thornton,
that's what you were thinking.

1288
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,238
Sure, Billy Bob Thornton.

1289
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:04,366
[imitating Billy Bob] "Hey, honey,
you want some French fried potaters?"

1290
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,164
Oh, God! Full-on mud in this bottle!

1291
00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,416
God, fuck this organic shit.

1292
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,792
Well, you better drink up,

1293
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,462
'cause Abby's gonna come through
with the Abby-alarm any minute now.

1294
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:18,547
- [snorts] Oh, my God.
- Can I just say something?

1295
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,883
- She needs to ease up.
- Yes.

1296
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,177
- It's insane.
- Hi!

1297
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,972
This is an organic winery,
so we can't have you walking in there.

1298
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,057
- Oh.
- Yeah, I think we've put up signs.

1299
00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:30,726
Ooh! [laughs] Right there.

1300
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:33,395
- So, yeah, can't walk through there.
- [Rebecca] Oh.

1301
00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:36,064
- [Naomi] Sorry.
- Okay, you can follow me out.

1302
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,317
- Okay, sorry about that.
- Okay.

1303
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,819
- Sorry, not sorry.
- Right?

1304
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:43,697
- The sign is facing the other way.
- Hey, guess what, passive aggressive.

1305
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:47,159
- That wasn't passive. That was aggressive.
- Guess what, also?

1306
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,119
- My shoes are clean.
- Yeah.

1307
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,997
Hey, you don't know me.
You don't know my shoes.

1308
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,583
- You don't...
- You don't know my shoes, bitch!

1309
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,001
You don't know my shoes.

1310
00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:58,253
Guess what? These are fucking clean.

1311
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,339
Can you just follow me out?
Keep coming.

1312
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,591
- Okay, no problem.
- Okay, sorry about that.

1313
00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:04,676
[laughing]

1314
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:08,931
[soft jazz playing]

1315
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,600
- [Brian] Happy birthday, babe.
- [Abby] Technically tomorrow.

1316
00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,352
- He knows that.
- But I can't call tomorrow

1317
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:14,978
'cause I'll be out on the pontoon boat.

1318
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,188
Holy shit.

1319
00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:19,399
Have they been here this whole time?

1320
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:24,071
Hey.

1321
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,912
I know, I know, guys.

1322
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,581
You were thinking something else, right?

1323
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,458
Well, guess what, I'm here.

1324
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,670
Oh. Funny story.

1325
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,714
I had some wine diamonds today,

1326
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,758
and I don't feel so good.

1327
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,719
Oh, my God. Naomi is loaded.

1328
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:50,472
You know, I wanna sing a little ditty

1329
00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:54,351
for my sweet, sweet,
very short friend, Rebecca

1330
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:58,272
who is turning 22 tomorrow.

1331
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,940
Wink, wink. [blows raspberry]

1332
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,484
[laughing] She's not.

1333
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,278
You know...

1334
00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,029
birthdays are a funny thing,

1335
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,699
'cause, like, some people hate 'em
and some people love 'em.

1336
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,450
I love my birthday, I'm a Leo,

1337
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:15,289
but, Rebecca, you got it going on, girl.

1338
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,585
Don't get it twisted.

1339
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:22,129
You deserve the world.

1340
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,840
And since I can't give you diamonds,

1341
00:56:25,257 --> 00:56:26,717
and I can't give you pearls,

1342
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,387
I'mma give you something
you ain't never had before.

1343
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,849
I'm gonna give you a song from the heart.

1344
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,475
You guys,

1345
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,020
our dear, dear, sweet...

1346
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,273
Rebecca Sue is all growed up.

1347
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:45,277
I want to dedicate this song

1348
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,363
to my beautiful friend, Rebecca.

1349
00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,991
This is for you, honey tits.

1350
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,368
Hit a ten, boys.

1351
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,120
What would you like us to play?

1352
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:57,164
"Eternal Flame."

1353
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,790
- [women all gasp]
- Yes.

1354
00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,876
[band playing]

1355
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,757
♪ Close your eyes ♪

1356
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,091
[thudding]

1357
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,092
Oh, my God.

1358
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,636
Naomi?

1359
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,846
- [feedback whines]
- I'm cool.

1360
00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:14,348
- Yeah!
- Yeah.

1361
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,224
A pro. You're a pro.

1362
00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:17,142
♪ Darling ♪

1363
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:21,063
♪ Do you feel my heart beating? ♪

1364
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:26,902
♪ Do you understand? ♪

1365
00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,365
[Devon] I'm sensing a lull.

1366
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,492
So my vote is for literally
anything by Sublime.

1367
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,660
Absolutely not, Devon.

1368
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,079
- Chilis?
- [Abby] Devon. No.

1369
00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,830
- Bush?
- Now I'm getting upset.

1370
00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:41,416
Oh, my God. "Everything Zen."
That changed my life.

1371
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,960
- [Devon] Third Eye Blind?
- [Abby] No.

1372
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:44,294
- [Devon] 311?
- [Jenny] No.

1373
00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:47,923
Okay, guys! I got the T-shirts
for the drone shot.

1374
00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:49,967
Did you say "drone shot"?

1375
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:52,427
Oh, yeah, the drone shot,
it's in the itinerary.

1376
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,055
Yes, I said "drone." On the itinerary.

1377
00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:57,641
- I don't think my shirt's gonna fit.
- It is. It will.

1378
00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,142
Okay, follow me guys, let's go.

1379
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,103
Can we just stay here a little bit?
It's so nice.

1380
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,647
We're gonna go through the wine tunnels
and take the drone shot.

1381
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,941
[Catherine] Holy cannoli.

1382
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,694
These weird wine caves
would be a good place to try molly.

1383
00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:11,947
Maybe we'll do the molly after we get
the drone shot. That'll be more fun.

1384
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,950
Wait, I have a few more questions.
Is molly what that kid did

1385
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:17,244
when he ate that guy's face
in his dad's garage?

1386
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,371
- I don't think so.
- Is that the one that keeps you up?

1387
00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,206
Because when I need to sleep,
I need to sleep.

1388
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,750
Come on, people, let's just try it.
Are we a bunch of nerds?

1389
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,545
- Yes.
- Okay, if we want to do the molly,

1390
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,256
maybe we can do it
after horseback riding tomorrow.

1391
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,466
I vote no on the horseback riding,

1392
00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:34,052
Wait, here's what I don't get, like,
if we were to do the molly,

1393
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:35,721
how long does it stay in your body?

1394
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,639
Like, what is the duration of the "trip?"

1395
00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:40,142
- [laughing]
- Oh, my God, the quotes.

1396
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,394
Whatever we do,
we have to harmonize in here

1397
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,688
- 'cause the acoustics are the shit.
- Oh, yes.

1398
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:50,027
[harmonizing]

1399
00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:55,449
[Abby] Hey, guys!

1400
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,616
Can we put our T-shirts on,

1401
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,870
so we can get to the pavilion
and take a super-fun drone shot?

1402
00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:07,544
You guys, I'm gonna go follow her
and I'm gonna go offer some feedback.

1403
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:09,796
- I actually think that's a terrible idea.
- Don't do it.

1404
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,882
- Please don't.
- No, this is what I do.

1405
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:13,508
Where is she?

1406
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:17,304
Yeah, how does she know her way
around these tunnels?

1407
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,347
♪ Where'd she go? ♪

1408
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:20,724
[harmonizing]
♪ Where'd she go? ♪

1409
00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:23,518
♪ Where'd she go? ♪

1410
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,606
♪ Where did she go? ♪

1411
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,357
[laughing]

1412
00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:31,359
Seriously, where'd she go?

1413
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:32,903
[Catherine] Are we lost?

1414
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:35,447
[indistinct chatter]

1415
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,299
[both sigh]

1416
01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:04,643
Hey, Abby, the girls urged me
not to offer you any feedback,

1417
01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,603
but I'm just gonna go with my gut here.

1418
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,271
May I offer you some feedback?

1419
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,523
Oh, boy.

1420
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:13,527
I feel like the universe
is gently nudging you to chill.

1421
01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,946
Well, tell the universe that I'm chilling,

1422
01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,365
and I'm also looking for the drone.
Do you see it?

1423
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,534
Okay, just, the schedule you have us on,

1424
01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:22,869
I feel like it's keeping you
from having fun.

1425
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:26,623
Like, if you were just to let go,
everything will just fall into place.

1426
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,209
Will it fall into place?

1427
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,962
Will it, Rebecca? Will it fall into place?

1428
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,589
Will someone else take care of me?

1429
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,758
Or will I always have to do
everything myself?

1430
01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:39,052
Let me know when it falls into place,

1431
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:41,930
'cause last time I checked,
this world's pretty fucking selfish.

1432
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,640
Okay. Deep breath. [inhales]

1433
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:46,560
No, let's take some inventory
about how everything's falling into place.

1434
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,645
How about my marriage?
Did that fall into place?

1435
01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:51,231
What about those texts from that girl
that's gonna hurt you?

1436
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,399
That falling into place?

1437
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:56,194
Your obvious midlife crisis.
Is that falling into place?

1438
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,948
Your inability to cope
with almost anything...

1439
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,075
- is that falling into place for you?
- No.

1440
01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:04,244
What about your husband?
Is that falling into place?

1441
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:05,162
What?

1442
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:07,581
Maybe you should take
a good hard look at yourself.

1443
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,249
Maybe the therapist should go to therapy.

1444
01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:14,796
Am I not getting a falling into place?

1445
01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:16,840
- [Naomi] Catherine, enough.
- [sighs]

1446
01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:20,093
The whole "left out" thing
is really getting old.

1447
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:23,054
You're the one who's always running away
from us every time you get a call.

1448
01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:25,348
- I have work.
- I'm sorry, let's not fight.

1449
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,185
This time together
is supposed to be special.

1450
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,687
Oh, my God, Naomi, we're not fighting,
we're just talking.

1451
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,857
- That's what life is.
- Well, it's very negative.

1452
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,026
Yeah, life is negative,
that's what Brené Brown said.

1453
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,111
That's exactly what she did not say.

1454
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,363
Abby, what is negative in your life,
right now?

1455
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,657
Okay, you've got amazing friends,
you got a great career--

1456
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:43,992
No, I don't.

1457
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:45,785
[tearfully] Okay? I lost my job.

1458
01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:49,789
All right? And it's really stupid
to even cry about it.

1459
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:55,587
Shit, I mean, people are starving
in the world and there's earthquakes.

1460
01:01:56,087 --> 01:02:00,008
And people are shooting at each other,
I'm crying about my stupid poor job.

1461
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:03,178
Oh, Abby, honey. That doesn't mean
your feelings aren't valid.

1462
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,096
That's exactly what white privilege is!

1463
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:07,682
Plus, what are we doing
to the environment?

1464
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,768
I mean, we can't--
There's no fish anymore!

1465
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:13,438
All the plastic is...
filling up in the ocean.

1466
01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:17,400
And... [sobs]
There's like one rhinoceros left!

1467
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,362
What the fuck?

1468
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:26,201
Why wouldn't she tell us that?

1469
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:31,122
[sighs] Some things are too scary to say.

1470
01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,415
Not to us.

1471
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:35,543
You guys don't like Brian?

1472
01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:38,213
- Oh, my God, We love Brian.
- Brian?

1473
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,090
- Just-- He's a character.
- He's the best.

1474
01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:41,549
- So cool.
- Fuckin' prince.

1475
01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:42,467
Awesome.

1476
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,474
Where to?

1477
01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:50,892
[Rebecca] Oh, um...

1478
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:53,603
Well, Abby, what's--
what's on the itinerary?

1479
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:56,314
You know what? Don't look at that,
it doesn't matter. It's stupid.

1480
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:05,031
Do you think throwing the itineraries
out of the window was on the itinerary?

1481
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,533
[Jenny] Guess we'll never know.

1482
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,494
Guys, left or right?
I gotta make a decision.

1483
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:10,537
[cell phone chimes]

1484
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,707
Oh, my God, she texted.

1485
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,917
Jade just texted back.

1486
01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,129
She wants us to come over to her art show.

1487
01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:20,338
Aww.

1488
01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,048
[chuckles] I told you.

1489
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,135
- I mean, I knew that she would text.
- Okay, let's go there, then.

1490
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,387
Let's go to the art show, right?
That'll be perfect.

1491
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,888
[Rebecca] Let's pick a DUI song!

1492
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,057
Anybody?

1493
01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,435
I think silence is good for now.

1494
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:47,157
[indistinct chatter]

1495
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:53,955
This is a major fuck-up.

1496
01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:55,623
Abby's gonna hate this.

1497
01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:59,294
This wall of shoe boxes
should really snap her out of her mood.

1498
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,305
I'll tell you the answer.

1499
01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:12,223
"No," and "No, you're not."

1500
01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,477
Abby, I know you don't want
to talk about it,

1501
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,395
but I'm really sorry about your job.

1502
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,396
Oh, thanks.

1503
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,316
One time I can't figure out
how to get on Snapchat.

1504
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:22,442
One time.

1505
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,110
And everybody saw.

1506
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:27,155
[sighs]

1507
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,615
Young people blow.

1508
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:35,455
Isn't Jade so ungodly cute?

1509
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,670
[Jade] Okay, guys, I'm gonna
just say a couple words.

1510
01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:43,588
Um...

1511
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:45,965
Yeah, so, uh...

1512
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:49,302
Art has been my raison d'être since...

1513
01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:51,805
literally my first moment
of consciousness.

1514
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:57,894
Um, I can't believe I'm following
in the footsteps of my heroes...

1515
01:04:58,186 --> 01:05:01,606
O'Keeffe, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat,

1516
01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:03,608
with my very own show.

1517
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:06,069
So, thank you.

1518
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:07,320
I'm humbled.

1519
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,279
[applause]

1520
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,239
Clearly.

1521
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,659
Thank you for coming in, too,
like, from the city

1522
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,746
in the caravans and all of...
it's fucking so touching.

1523
01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:17,997
So, thank you.

1524
01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:21,543
Uh... so, yeah.
Let me, uh, get on with it.

1525
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:25,130
The Nanny was more than a sitcom.

1526
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,217
Okay, it was a postmodern psychodrama

1527
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,845
about classism and ambition in the 1990s.

1528
01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:37,517
You know, Fran Drescher's Fran Fine
was an icon, honestly.

1529
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,270
I-- I mean, a cultural touchstone.

1530
01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:41,896
[crowd applauding]

1531
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,983
God. All her art is Fran Drescher.

1532
01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:47,277
Why?

1533
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:51,573
Uh, yeah, so yeah, I'd like to just
open up for some questions or comments.

1534
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,490
Yeah?

1535
01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:56,828
It's so contextual, but at the same time,
wholly independent.

1536
01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,830
Did you do that consciously?

1537
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,748
Uh, you know what, I did. Yeah.

1538
01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:04,169
Uh, it's really a lettera d'amore
to The Nanny.

1539
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:07,839
But, more importantly, it's a reaction
to all of our experiences

1540
01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:09,382
surrounding The Nanny.

1541
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,717
I never saw The Nanny,

1542
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,095
but I don't want that to stop me
from participating in this conversation.

1543
01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:15,054
It shouldn't.

1544
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,766
Um, this piece...
Am I supposed to feel scared?

1545
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,686
Yes. I am so glad you got that vibe.

1546
01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:24,898
- Also offended. Yeah?
- Very. Thank you.

1547
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:27,317
Have you considered doing
any other sitcom art?

1548
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,236
- Like, is ALF an option?
- That's a good question.

1549
01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:32,947
Uh, I think I'm focusing more on women
right now.

1550
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:36,576
'Cause, I don't know, I feel like
time is up on ALF, right?

1551
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,161
I-- I have a question. Um...

1552
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:41,498
Do any of you watch TV?
Like, is TV still a thing?

1553
01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:43,875
Like, do you watch those
judging competition shows?

1554
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,752
I've only seen TV in the movies.

1555
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,504
- [sighs]
- [Catherine] I knew I was right.

1556
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,047
Damn it. Gotta call my agent.

1557
01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:53,301
Adrian, comma, confirming I was correct

1558
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:57,138
re, colon, streaming V, period, broadcast.

1559
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,182
Shit, I don't have a signal,
I gotta go outside.

1560
01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:04,187
Yeah, my oldest kid is 15
and on the verge of becoming...

1561
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:06,064
this.

1562
01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:08,441
I just want to know, how do I stop her

1563
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:10,068
from becoming an asshole?

1564
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,654
I feel like I'm about to take umbrage.

1565
01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:14,197
Are you okay?

1566
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,032
[Naomi]
And you know what else worries me?

1567
01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:18,284
It is way too easy for you guys
to get porn.

1568
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:19,577
Oh, my God.

1569
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,497
I used to drive miles
in the middle of the night

1570
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,124
just to go to this little newsstand
by the bus station

1571
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,960
just to find lesbo porn.

1572
01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:29,879
You guys have it so lucky
on the porn front.

1573
01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:31,839
I hadn't thought about it
that way before.

1574
01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,424
It's so interesting.

1575
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,386
Mm-hmm. No wonder
they're so scared of sexuality.

1576
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:37,387
[murmurs of assent]

1577
01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,430
They associate it with hard work and fear.

1578
01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:41,224
- And driving long distances.
- Mmm.

1579
01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,101
I can't with the confidence
in these people.

1580
01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:46,729
Wait. So we're putting 'em down
because they have healthy self-esteem?

1581
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:49,315
I've spent my whole life thinking I suck.

1582
01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:51,609
You know what happened
at my first poetry reading?

1583
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,902
I completely bombed.

1584
01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:55,947
No claps. No snaps. Just total silence.

1585
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:58,449
Until finally this one dude,
way in the back,

1586
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,493
he just turned to his girlfriend
and he went,

1587
01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:01,619
"Oof."

1588
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,706
But you know what?
That was an important oof,

1589
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:08,042
because it confirmed to me
that I'm a complete piece of shit,

1590
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,503
and that's what made me
the writer I am today.

1591
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,463
I thank God for that oof.

1592
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,633
- This girl needs an oof.
- Oof.

1593
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:19,304
Jade, we're not trying
to hurt anyone's feelings.

1594
01:08:19,387 --> 01:08:21,180
My God, they were born with hurt feelings.

1595
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:25,018
Why do you not blast your feelings
all over your best friend, the internet?

1596
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,811
Please, their parents
are their best friends.

1597
01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:28,146
Well, that I do like.

1598
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,523
You know who my best friend is?
My best friend.

1599
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,693
These women, right here,
who I have known for 20-plus years.

1600
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,863
And, yeah, sure, sometimes
I want to tell this one to fuck off.

1601
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,656
That's what intimacy looks like.

1602
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,491
- You want me to fuck off?
- What?

1603
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,994
If you all are friends,
why are you so mad at each other?

1604
01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,412
[Abby] We're not mad!

1605
01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:46,539
- Crazy, mad, grouchy. Look at this one.
- Fascinating.

1606
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,708
We're not grouchy.

1607
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,293
Guys, please forgive us.

1608
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,045
We've been drinking wine all day,

1609
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,422
and we're just not right in our heads
right now.

1610
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:58,092
We are exactly where we need to be.
We're doing fine...

1611
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,637
Fran Fine.

1612
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,805
[all gasping]

1613
01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:04,891
- [applause]
- That's brilliant. Did you see that?

1614
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,392
Is this part of the show?

1615
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,937
That was... incredible.

1616
01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:12,607
You are amazing. Moms, you're amazing.

1617
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:15,151
[woman] I mean it.

1618
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:18,821
[Jade] Context within context, like,
it's exactly what we're talking about.

1619
01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:37,131
Excuse me. Do you have Wi-Fi in here?

1620
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,175
And then there was one.

1621
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,302
Tammy, hi.

1622
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:44,597
I'm just trying to get a little work done
while the girls are at this art show.

1623
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:45,682
- Art show?
- Yeah.

1624
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,809
Oof, things must have gone
really sideways.

1625
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:50,103
Here. Give me your phone.
I'll get you online.

1626
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,938
Oh, my God. Awesome, thank you.

1627
01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:55,817
Pedro, is the password still
"penis_grigio72"?

1628
01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:57,318
[chuckling]

1629
01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,322
Thank you.
We need a couple of beers here also.

1630
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:02,949
Ooh. Cool.

1631
01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:05,118
Are you guys good pals?

1632
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:07,412
We are acquaintances.

1633
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:08,329
Ah.

1634
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,750
Do you ever get lonely up here,
living by yourself?

1635
01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:16,963
No, I love it. Loneliness is for suckers.

1636
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,298
'Cause you know who I can trust? Me.

1637
01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,676
You know, who's never gonna bail on me?

1638
01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:22,593
Me.

1639
01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:24,220
Anyway, get your shit done,

1640
01:10:24,303 --> 01:10:26,681
bring people joy
with that fantastic pizza.

1641
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:28,558
I'll be over here hitting bull's-eyes.

1642
01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:33,396
Hey, Tammy, can I ask your advice
on something?

1643
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:34,313
Shoot.

1644
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,942
- I'm being offered this TV show--
- No, shoot the dart.

1645
01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:40,778
I'm uncomfortable in any one-on-one
situation unless I can win.

1646
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:41,696
Oh.

1647
01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:45,408
Sure. Right, okay.

1648
01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:47,952
Thanks, Val.

1649
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,872
Do you think you can carry
this one over, too?

1650
01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:51,956
You got it.

1651
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,917
- Okay, just be very careful.
- Oh, of course.

1652
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,043
Okay.

1653
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,963
Oh, that smile is so infectious.

1654
01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,132
I know, it's so ironic, right?

1655
01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,262
Sorry about my friends.

1656
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,765
Oh, no! I love them.

1657
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:12,435
People are really liking my show.

1658
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,938
Do you think you guys could come back
and do that whole...

1659
01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:17,982
"I'm mad at young people" thing again?

1660
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:22,445
I can ask. But to be clear,
we're not mad at young people.

1661
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:24,739
Or I'd be mad at myself, right?

1662
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,577
- You're so funny, Val.
- Aw.

1663
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:31,204
I'm happy we met.

1664
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:32,580
Me, too.

1665
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:35,666
I like you.

1666
01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,379
I like you, too.

1667
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:48,805
Can I ask you something?

1668
01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:54,227
[sighs]

1669
01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:57,230
I think I know what it is.

1670
01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:05,863
I usually charge $800, but...

1671
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,282
I'm gonna give it to you for $600.

1672
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,666
Talking about the painting?

1673
01:12:19,877 --> 01:12:20,878
[Jade chuckles]

1674
01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:22,380
That's great.

1675
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,967
'Cause I love your art so much.

1676
01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:28,427
- It's gonna look great.
- I can't wait to hang it.

1677
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,679
Ah. So happy.

1678
01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:38,312
As a business owner, you can't join in
in the same way.

1679
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:42,358
You know, you can't worry
about if people like you or not.

1680
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:44,819
Yeah, I mean, I...

1681
01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:46,612
Oh, shit.

1682
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:49,323
I get that with my employees,

1683
01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:52,285
but we're talking about
my oldest friends, I mean...

1684
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,829
of course I'm gonna worry
about what they think.

1685
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:56,330
That's where you're fucking up.

1686
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,124
Why?

1687
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,628
Because I don't think your friends
even invited you on this trip.

1688
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:04,255
Did Abby tell you that?

1689
01:13:04,422 --> 01:13:06,340
Did she say five people were coming?

1690
01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:07,258
What? No.

1691
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,303
I'm saying is work
is a big part of who you are.

1692
01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,722
So if they don't let you talk about work,

1693
01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:15,391
then they're not letting you
be on this trip.

1694
01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,518
Yeah, okay. Can I just say something?

1695
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,353
No. Ah-ah. Remember what I said?

1696
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,314
About the phrase
"Can I just say something?"

1697
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,816
- Just walk away from that phrase.
- Fuck, right.

1698
01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:25,943
[sighs]

1699
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:28,905
When I was a kid,

1700
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,657
I was always alone, you know?

1701
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:35,786
My mom was a single working mother,
that whole deal, right?

1702
01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:39,040
And it really wasn't until I met
these girls that I...

1703
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:41,709
experienced family.

1704
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:43,836
That's powerful.

1705
01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:45,838
Friendship is powerful.

1706
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,718
You gotta do that show.

1707
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:54,889
Stay busy, pizza for one,
be honest with yourself,

1708
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:56,015
work is your best friend,

1709
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:58,726
and you gotta get contestants
on that show that are kids,

1710
01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,770
because I love watching
kids with knives.

1711
01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,066
Yeah.

1712
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:17,036
This weekend is a mess.

1713
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:20,665
I can't even plan a fun birthday trip.

1714
01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:23,542
[Devon] Can I quote one of my favorite
song lyrics?

1715
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:28,506
"Self-doubt is self-worth
in another universe."

1716
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,134
What song is that?

1717
01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:33,636
My own.

1718
01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:35,972
Of course.

1719
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:39,350
Is the paella ready yet?

1720
01:14:39,433 --> 01:14:41,519
Just about.
Maybe another four hours or so.

1721
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:42,561
Oh, Jesus.

1722
01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:45,773
- How are you gonna get that thing home?
- [Val] I don't know. I'll fuckin' fold it!

1723
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:47,483
You know what?

1724
01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:51,237
Today was not an amazing day
in wine country.

1725
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:53,823
So suck on that.

1726
01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:55,783
Hm.

1727
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:03,290
- [man] So how is it? Are you having fun?
- This trip is three nights too long.

1728
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:07,211
But the trip is only three nights.
Oh. I get it.

1729
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:10,631
Wish I was there.

1730
01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:14,051
[on voicemail] Hello, this is Olivia
from Dr. Melton's office

1731
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:16,846
calling to let you know
the results from your blood work are in.

1732
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,682
If you could please give us a call back
at your earliest convenience...

1733
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:32,278
[sighs]

1734
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,386
Ah! Fuck!

1735
01:15:58,137 --> 01:15:59,013
Oh!

1736
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,556
Oh, my God.

1737
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,099
Oh, my back.

1738
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,268
[whimpering]

1739
01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:05,186
[thuds]

1740
01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:06,103
My back.

1741
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:08,397
[groaning]

1742
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:10,858
Oh, no.

1743
01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:13,527
Oh, my God, no.

1744
01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:14,779
No.

1745
01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:16,739
Guys? Guys!

1746
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:20,534
[knocking]

1747
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:22,078
Hey.

1748
01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,496
So, quick update,

1749
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:26,582
the paella is still simmering, it's gonna
take a little longer than I thought.

1750
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,000
Whatever, Devon.

1751
01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:39,845
Any chance we could have sex?

1752
01:17:05,913 --> 01:17:06,872
Fine.

1753
01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:15,798
Morning, sunshine.

1754
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:20,427
I'd love to stick around and snuggle,
but the paella is probably peaking.

1755
01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:21,720
Devon, get the fuck out.

1756
01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,055
To be continued.

1757
01:17:27,518 --> 01:17:28,561
Rebecca?

1758
01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:29,645
[gasps]

1759
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,231
What's going on?
Are you okay? Did you pass out?

1760
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,733
No, I'm not okay.

1761
01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:37,403
- I threw my back out.
- Oh, no.

1762
01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:40,239
- Okay, let me call Tammy.
- No, Naomi, shut up, shut it.

1763
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:42,116
- Just help me up here.
- You got it.

1764
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:44,326
- Okay, just get me up.
- Okay, you got it.

1765
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,704
- Ready? One, two, three...
- No problem.

1766
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,622
[groans]

1767
01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:49,582
Oh!

1768
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:52,376
Oh, honey. Are you okay?

1769
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,378
I was lying here all night.

1770
01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:56,380
And I realized...

1771
01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:58,549
Abby was right about me.

1772
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,677
I did need to take
a good hard look in the mirror,

1773
01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:04,180
or in this case, the door.

1774
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:06,473
And as I was lying here,

1775
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,934
I saw every truth about myself.

1776
01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,394
Soon...

1777
01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:12,771
a trio of raccoons joined me.

1778
01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:14,481
Right there.

1779
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:16,400
Yeah.

1780
01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,069
I locked eyes with the dad.

1781
01:18:21,155 --> 01:18:23,365
Once you've looked in the eye
of a raccoon,

1782
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,659
you know your truth.

1783
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,746
How did you know he was the dad?

1784
01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:31,165
He was just the leader, I could tell.

1785
01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:33,083
You didn't, like, look at--

1786
01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:36,587
They were all with me, though.
They stayed here. It was amazing.

1787
01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:39,506
- You saw a family of raccoons?
- Yes.

1788
01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:41,508
And you communicated--

1789
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,802
I connected with them
more than anyone this whole weekend.

1790
01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:46,680
Honey, did you take that molly?

1791
01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:49,016
They helped me see what I really am.

1792
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,810
- An old lady.
- What?

1793
01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,688
Yes, it's true. I'm old, 50.

1794
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:56,607
- That's half a fucking century.
- Listen.

1795
01:18:57,233 --> 01:19:00,903
We are all getting older and
maybe our bodies aren't working--

1796
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,947
Fuck feedback,
I don't want any feedback right now.

1797
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,615
- Okay.
- I need to make some big changes.

1798
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,242
Number one.

1799
01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:08,744
I'm in a shitty marriage.

1800
01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:13,374
Brian is a world-class ding-dong.

1801
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:16,919
Thank God.

1802
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,338
Brian sucks.

1803
01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:20,339
[gasps]

1804
01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:22,716
Hey, what's going on in here?

1805
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:26,011
Rebecca threw her back out
and Brian sucks.

1806
01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:27,471
What? No.

1807
01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:28,973
Val, she knows.

1808
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:31,558
- Oh, thank God.
- [Abby] We don't like him.

1809
01:19:31,642 --> 01:19:33,978
- [Jenny] Such an asshole.
- I'm done lying to myself.

1810
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:36,021
I'm ready to tell like it is.

1811
01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,815
It's just like Lady Sunshine said.

1812
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,567
It's later than we think, so--

1813
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:41,694
[moans]

1814
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,821
Okay. Get me up off this floor.

1815
01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:48,409
'Cause we are gonna do everything
on that goddamn itinerary

1816
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:49,576
and we are gonna do it now!

1817
01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:52,788
This is really good news, 'cause
I have planned some exciting things.

1818
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,291
Where's Catherine?
Has anyone seen her this morning?

1819
01:19:55,374 --> 01:19:59,044
Oh, my God, did she leave early
to do that stupid-ass cooking show?

1820
01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:01,505
Unbelievable, she full-on bailed
on Rebecca's birthday.

1821
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:05,134
- Oh, happy birthday by the way.
- [all] Happy birthday!

1822
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,094
- Load me up!
- Okay.

1823
01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:10,055
Let's go! Go! Move! Move! Move! Move!

1824
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:12,975
Ooh. Get me out of this bathrobe, though.
It's really depressing.

1825
01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:15,019
Put me in my finest muumuu!

1826
01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:19,023
Hey. Good news.

1827
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,899
Two hours and counting on the paella.

1828
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,902
Oh, how in God's name
is that paella not ready?

1829
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,113
I got a little sidetracked last night.

1830
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:27,239
Stop.

1831
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,117
[Rebecca] Okay, you know what? It's fine.
We don't even want the paella.

1832
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:31,744
No, I can't wait to taste it, Devon.

1833
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,163
No, no, let's not bullshit him.
We don't want the paella.

1834
01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,957
Life is too short to wait for the paella!

1835
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:41,670
Ladies, we are gonna grab this day
by the motherfucking balls.

1836
01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:44,965
I'm gonna get this wheely chair
onto this senior van

1837
01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:48,344
- and I'm going to my birthday brunch!
- Yeah! All right, let's do it!

1838
01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:49,428
Move it! Ah!

1839
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:50,429
[cheering]

1840
01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:52,598
- Okay, I feel every bump.
- Oh, so sorry.

1841
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:55,017
- Okay, no, it's all right.
- [Naomi] How you wanna do this?

1842
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:57,394
My work here is done.

1843
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,899
[Abby] Okay, are you ready?

1844
01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:05,694
- Lay it on me. Big five-oh.
- Okay, here we go.

1845
01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,696
- Keep your eyes closed.
- Okay.

1846
01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:11,700
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪

1847
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:13,243
♪ It's your special day ♪

1848
01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,870
♪ Have a slice of pizza ♪

1849
01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,830
♪ What's your favorite way? Hey! ♪

1850
01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,333
This is like end of A League of Their Own

1851
01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,877
where the baseball ladies show up
at the Hall of Fame.

1852
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,045
So check it out.

1853
01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:25,881
I just want to show you what I--
What we did, okay.

1854
01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:28,550
- We got the original sign from Antonio's.
- [Rebecca gasps]

1855
01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,260
- Whoa.
- It says "Happy Birthday, Rebecca."

1856
01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:32,805
There's pictures of us.
These are the prices...

1857
01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:35,391
- Oh, my God.
- That we had when we were waiting tables.

1858
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:37,601
Here is the mural
that somebody did a copy of.

1859
01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,228
But what's different about the face?

1860
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:40,312
[Rebecca yelps]

1861
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:45,484
- You didn't! How did you do that?
- We had Antonio's pizza flown in.

1862
01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,361
- Oh, my God.
- And these...

1863
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:50,656
are the original bread baskets we used,
everyone can take one of these home.

1864
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,199
Wow. That is--

1865
01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,493
So, Antonio could not be with us
'cause he's dead.

1866
01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:57,955
But, um, we have our DJ
dressed up like Antonio

1867
01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,582
and he is ready to get this party started!

1868
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,751
- ♪ Bust it ♪
- [Abby] Whoo!

1869
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:05,254
["Bust a Move" playing]

1870
01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:15,597
♪ This here's a tale for all the fellas ♪

1871
01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:17,933
♪ Trying to do what
Those ladies tell us ♪

1872
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,643
♪ Get shot down 'cause ya overzealous ♪

1873
01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:21,353
♪ Play hard to get
Females get jealous... ♪

1874
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:23,105
Well, doesn't this look fun.

1875
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,066
- Hey, Catherine!
- Cut it, cut it.

1876
01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:28,152
- [music stops]
- Catherine! Hey! Catherine!

1877
01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:30,112
Sorry, we thought you left.

1878
01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:31,738
I have a shirt for you.

1879
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:35,033
- Did you guys even notice that I was gone?
- We tried to contact you.

1880
01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,202
- The Wi-Fi here is really...
- The password is so long.

1881
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:40,205
I just shouldn't even have
come on this trip. I'm clearly not wanted.

1882
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:41,999
And, Abby, can you just be honest?

1883
01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:44,585
Did you get a five-bedroom
because I wasn't really invited?

1884
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:48,046
What? No, I honestly thought
Jenny wouldn't show.

1885
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:50,966
- Same.
- Whatever, I don't care anymore.

1886
01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,177
Don't worry, you clearly won't notice
that I'm gone.

1887
01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:56,638
[clap]

1888
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,681
Wow.

1889
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,183
♪ She's dressed in yellow... ♪

1890
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:00,100
Hey, cut it.

1891
01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:01,185
[music stops]

1892
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,478
I thought she was clapping.

1893
01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:04,771
- It was a slow clap.
- She's clapping sarcastically.

1894
01:23:04,855 --> 01:23:07,524
[Rebecca] Wait, who's talking?
I can't see. What's happening?

1895
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:10,402
- Okay, what's going on here?
- Oh, what's going on here

1896
01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,946
is I threw my back out 'cause I'm old.

1897
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,948
Oh, my God, Rebecca, you are not old.

1898
01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:18,911
Oh, please, just don't throw the word
"vivacious" at me or I will lose it.

1899
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,287
[clapping]

1900
01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:22,414
Naomi, what is with the slow clap?

1901
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:24,333
Oh, I'm just applauding

1902
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,044
the greatest self-fulfilling prophecy
of all time.

1903
01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,462
What are you talking about?

1904
01:23:28,545 --> 01:23:31,465
You always think that you're not invited
or we leave you out.

1905
01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:32,925
So you bury yourself in your work,

1906
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:36,929
but then you're so buried in your work
that you are left out.

1907
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:40,307
I'm busy, okay? I can't just take off work
whenever I feel like it,

1908
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,809
and I shouldn't have to apologize
for being successful.

1909
01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:47,147
We are not asking you to apologize
for being successful.

1910
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,608
I'm proud as fuck of you.

1911
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:53,904
But have you ever considered
that we might really need you here?

1912
01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:56,823
We all need all of us here.

1913
01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:59,576
I need to know that we're all
going to be there for each other,

1914
01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,787
because this group is sacred to me.

1915
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,457
And if we can't get through
a weekend together,

1916
01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:09,378
well, then I'm completely lost.

1917
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:14,132
I am going through a really hard time,
and...

1918
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,343
I... You know what?

1919
01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:18,095
Cock-fuck it!

1920
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:20,097
Fuck.

1921
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:23,100
Fuck. DJ, play that fucking song.

1922
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:24,977
- [music starts]
- Cut it.

1923
01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:26,019
[music stops]

1924
01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:27,271
What hard time?

1925
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,443
I finally took the BRCA gene test,

1926
01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:34,945
and my results came back,

1927
01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:38,490
and I'm too afraid to call
because I'm not ready to hear

1928
01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:40,617
that I'm dying of breast cancer. Okay?

1929
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:45,414
My God.

1930
01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:58,093
Why isn't anybody telling anybody shit?

1931
01:24:58,176 --> 01:24:59,928
Because Lady Sunshine was right.

1932
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:01,388
No, she wasn't.

1933
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,516
[Abby] Maybe I should go after her.

1934
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,184
There's a slideshow coming up

1935
01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:07,978
that I think's gonna
really lift her spirits.

1936
01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:09,980
Abby, Abby, do you really think
a slideshow

1937
01:25:10,063 --> 01:25:12,024
is gonna make her fears go away?

1938
01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:14,651
What? I don't know. Maybe.

1939
01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:17,988
Look, Rebecca.
I'm just trying to fix this birthday,

1940
01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:21,366
so you can have fun, okay?
Why is this so difficult?

1941
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:25,537
All right, Abby.
Abby, let's get real here, okay?

1942
01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,080
You got fired, right?

1943
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,333
And-- And this planning this birthday

1944
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:32,085
is probably the first sense of control
you've had in years.

1945
01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:35,339
That's totally okay,
but you asked me over and over,

1946
01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:37,424
what I wanted for my birthday,
but you didn't listen.

1947
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:40,260
so let's stop pretending
that this weekend is about me,

1948
01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:42,471
because it's all about you.

1949
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,148
Don't come after me.

1950
01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:56,109
I'm not coming after you,
this is a dual storm-out.

1951
01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:58,028
Where are we going? You see them?

1952
01:25:58,737 --> 01:26:00,072
Naomi, stop!

1953
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,115
Leave me alone. I want to be by myself.

1954
01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:04,076
I wanna be by myself!

1955
01:26:05,911 --> 01:26:09,456
Naomi, wait, you're not dying.
You're gonna be fine.

1956
01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:12,751
Oh, really? How do you know, Val?
What are you, an oracle?

1957
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,294
Are your eyeballs a mammogram?

1958
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,463
You just scan me
and you know I'm gonna be fine?

1959
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:19,216
I don't know, okay?
I'm trying to be a nice person.

1960
01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:21,718
[Abby] Can I ask you something?
Why did you tip Lady Sunshine?

1961
01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,764
She charged, like, $500
to tell all of us that we sucked.

1962
01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:29,017
I can tip whoever the hell I want
as much as I want.

1963
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:31,103
- I'm a grown-ass woman.
- Good. You know what?

1964
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:33,063
Tip the whole world,
see how that works for you.

1965
01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:34,898
This is a nightmare.

1966
01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:36,525
Then go home, Jenny.

1967
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:38,110
We all know you want to.

1968
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,530
All weekend, all these withering glances
making me feel like two cents.

1969
01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:44,741
Well, what do you want?
A round of applause for most planning?

1970
01:26:44,825 --> 01:26:47,744
Naomi, be a grownup and call your doctor.

1971
01:26:47,828 --> 01:26:49,621
You are acting like a millennial!

1972
01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:51,915
- How dare-- Ow!
- [gasping]

1973
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:53,291
- Something bit me!
- What?

1974
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:55,001
Oh, my God! A snake!

1975
01:26:55,085 --> 01:26:57,003
[all screaming]

1976
01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:58,255
- Oh, my God!
- No!

1977
01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:01,383
- Someone tell me what's happening?
- Naomi got bit by a snake!

1978
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:02,926
Oh, my God, it's like the cards.

1979
01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:04,886
- [Val] Old rocks, snakes.
- [Catherine] My God.

1980
01:27:04,970 --> 01:27:06,138
It's happening.

1981
01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:09,641
Lady Sunshine was for real.
I bet if we looked her up on the internet

1982
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,643
we'd find out that she's been dead
for 50 years.

1983
01:27:11,727 --> 01:27:14,980
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
My leg is seizing up. Fuck!

1984
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,774
Everything stay really calm.
We need to elevate it, we need to ice it.

1985
01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:19,693
We need to call 911.
We're gonna call 911.

1986
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:22,028
We're calling 911.
Fuck me, there's no signal.

1987
01:27:22,112 --> 01:27:24,990
- Fucking never service.
- Okay, does anyone have a hot spot?

1988
01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:27,909
- Does anyone know how to get it brighter?
- [Jenny] I took three pictures.

1989
01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:29,077
Then look for brightness...

1990
01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:33,165
- This Wi-Fi is so slow!
- [Naomi] Oh, my God. I'm gonna die.

1991
01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,625
No, you're not going to die, Naomi.

1992
01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:37,586
You're not going to die, Naomi,
and you know why?

1993
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,795
'Cause I'm gonna get help.

1994
01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:40,505
Val 2.0!

1995
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:42,048
- [gasps]
- Val. Val!

1996
01:27:43,049 --> 01:27:43,967
Ah!

1997
01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:45,260
- Oh, no!
- Oh, my God!

1998
01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:46,970
[Val screaming]

1999
01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:47,888
[Abby] Shit.

2000
01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:49,973
[Rebecca] It sounds like Val's
getting smaller!

2001
01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:51,349
Ow!

2002
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:52,934
[grunts]

2003
01:27:54,144 --> 01:27:54,978
Wait!

2004
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:57,606
- Wait!
- What's going on?

2005
01:27:57,981 --> 01:28:00,442
- What was that?
- Val fell down the hill.

2006
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:04,070
- I'm going.
- What? You're going?

2007
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:05,447
[Rebecca] Wait, Jenny's going?

2008
01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:07,741
[panting] Someone's gotta help her.

2009
01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:09,534
Why don't we just go back
the way we came in?

2010
01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:11,787
No, hell no. There's snakes back there.

2011
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:14,664
- No, Jenny!
- What's happening?

2012
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:16,750
- [Catherine] Jenny? Jenny?
- Jenny, no!

2013
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:17,667
Jenny!

2014
01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:18,710
[Jenny whoops]

2015
01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:21,254
[Abby] Jenny? Oh, my God!
How is she not falling?

2016
01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:22,798
[Naomi] Yeah, Jenny!

2017
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,801
Wow. Did she ski as a kid?

2018
01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:27,928
[Jenny] Whoo!

2019
01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:29,638
Man, she's keeping that wine safe.

2020
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,015
[both cheering]

2021
01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,351
I'm not gonna die
of a poisonous snake bite

2022
01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:35,685
on the top of this hill.

2023
01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,188
Not today, Satan. I got this.

2024
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:39,314
What?

2025
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,818
- I'm goin'!
- Okay, now Naomi's going!

2026
01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:46,655
Roll me out of this cart!
I need to go down the hill!

2027
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,825
What about your back?

2028
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:52,953
- You know what, it's my birthday. Ah!
- Oh, God.

2029
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:56,915
And I'm not going to lay here
and watch the fucking clouds go by.

2030
01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:59,793
Now, get me off this cart!

2031
01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:01,419
- Whoa!
- Hold on.

2032
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:04,339
- [Val] Naomi, you can do it!
- There's wine down here!

2033
01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:05,799
[Rebecca] Go, go, go!

2034
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,802
[yelling]

2035
01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,762
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, cripes.

2036
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:15,433
- No, no, no...
- Jump!

2037
01:29:15,517 --> 01:29:17,102
- [Catherine] Naomi!
- [both grunt]

2038
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:18,103
[Naomi] Fuck.

2039
01:29:18,645 --> 01:29:19,479
[grunts]

2040
01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:22,107
Is everybody okay?

2041
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:23,650
[panting]

2042
01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,068
Oh, my God.

2043
01:29:26,236 --> 01:29:27,654
That fixed my back!

2044
01:29:28,071 --> 01:29:30,198
- [Rebecca laughs]
- [Naomi] Oh, God.

2045
01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:31,449
[Naomi groans]

2046
01:29:33,243 --> 01:29:34,536
I'm gonna take the easy way.

2047
01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,039
- Really, that was crazy.
- [Rebecca] We did it.

2048
01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:39,165
Oh, my God.

2049
01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:41,376
Easy, easy.

2050
01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:42,377
Whoa.

2051
01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:45,422
Just get to the bush
and you're fine from there!

2052
01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:46,631
That's what she said.

2053
01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:48,049
[squealing]

2054
01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:50,343
[whimpering]

2055
01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:51,344
[panting]

2056
01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:54,055
Just let go! We're here for you!

2057
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:55,432
You got this, Abby.

2058
01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:58,268
- I'm gonna let go.
- [Rebecca] You can do it!

2059
01:29:58,351 --> 01:29:59,811
[screaming]

2060
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,355
You're braving the wilderness, Abby!

2061
01:30:03,023 --> 01:30:05,025
[grunting, yelling]

2062
01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:07,402
- [Naomi] Whoo!
- [Rebecca] You got it!

2063
01:30:07,485 --> 01:30:09,237
Of course I'm the last one left.

2064
01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:10,363
[cell phone ringing]

2065
01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,616
- [Jenny] Oh, my God!
- [Abby] That was fun!

2066
01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,784
Hello? Oh, hi!

2067
01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:17,037
Oh, hey, hi! The whole team's there.
Hi, guys!

2068
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,164
- [Abby] Cath, come on!
- Yeah!

2069
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,332
Great. Go ahead.

2070
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,001
Are you kidding me? She's taking a call?

2071
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:24,544
Okay.

2072
01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:28,381
So you're saying that you think
I'd be stupid to pass on this offer.

2073
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:32,636
Well, I'm gonna be stupid. I'm gonna pass.

2074
01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:36,431
You know what, life is just going by me
faster than I thought it would,

2075
01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:39,100
and I'm tired of chasing
the next big thing.

2076
01:30:39,517 --> 01:30:41,519
It's kept me from living in the present.

2077
01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,689
Okay, I'm gonna hang up
before I change my mind.

2078
01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:53,031
In case you're wondering,
I said no to the job.

2079
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,492
- What is she saying?
- We can't hear you!

2080
01:30:55,575 --> 01:30:58,370
I wanna be able to go on vacation,
you know?

2081
01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:00,455
[faintly] Go to weddings...

2082
01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:03,375
[indistinctly yelling]

2083
01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,336
I'm so sorry, we can't hear you.

2084
01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,005
But here's the thing
you do have to know about me.

2085
01:31:09,089 --> 01:31:10,632
I love working.

2086
01:31:10,924 --> 01:31:12,384
I do. I love it.

2087
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:15,595
But I'm gonna come down there.

2088
01:31:16,930 --> 01:31:18,306
I'm coming down now...

2089
01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:20,475
because I choose you.

2090
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:22,811
- [Val] Should we nod?
- I can't hear a word.

2091
01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:24,062
[Jenny] I didn't get one word.

2092
01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:27,649
Adrian, comma, send ambulance
to Sacred Moon Winery, period.

2093
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:30,235
Friend bitten by snake, exclamation point,
question mark.

2094
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,195
Snake emoji. Send.

2095
01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:39,077
Whoa!

2096
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,705
[yelling]

2097
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:49,337
Swan dive maybe wasn't the best idea.

2098
01:31:49,963 --> 01:31:51,214
Gonna feel that one tomorrow.

2099
01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:56,553
But it was glorious.

2100
01:31:57,679 --> 01:31:58,513
Thanks.

2101
01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:01,266
[sighing]

2102
01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,436
Okay, so the snake wasn't venomous.

2103
01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:08,273
We treated it with
some antibacterial cream and...

2104
01:32:09,149 --> 01:32:10,066
you're all good.

2105
01:32:11,317 --> 01:32:14,571
Wh-- Whoa. I'm definitely not all good.

2106
01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,906
Little condescending.

2107
01:32:16,990 --> 01:32:20,994
So, we almost died on that hill
because of a non-venomous snake?

2108
01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:23,705
You know, honestly, I think
it might have been a sharp twig.

2109
01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:26,958
Sometimes those catch you
at the wrong angle.

2110
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:29,335
Uh, no, it was a snake, we saw a snake.

2111
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,046
[Naomi] Also, I'm a grown woman.

2112
01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:34,215
I think I know when I've been bit
by a snake.

2113
01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:37,093
Let me guess, Dr. Dick-swing.
It's because of her period.

2114
01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:39,179
This is the problem
with the medical establishment.

2115
01:32:39,262 --> 01:32:40,638
- Nobody listens to women.
- Right.

2116
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:43,516
This is why more women die
of heart attacks, right here.

2117
01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:45,852
[Naomi] Also, I don't appreciate it

2118
01:32:45,935 --> 01:32:48,938
when you grin at me
while giving me my results.

2119
01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,398
'Cause I could have died.

2120
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:55,153
When I get home,
and if there is venom in my ankle,

2121
01:32:55,236 --> 01:32:58,948
I'm gonna come back here
and make sure you personally suck it out.

2122
01:32:59,032 --> 01:32:59,991
- Yeah.
- Suck it.

2123
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:02,368
I'm not... entirely sure
what's happening here.

2124
01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:04,996
- Thank you, that'll be all.
- Okay, thank you.

2125
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:09,042
Also, tell your mom to pick you up
after your shift, Doogie!

2126
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,503
- [Naomi] Fuckin' dickweed.
- Wow.

2127
01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:13,505
So should we, um...

2128
01:33:14,798 --> 01:33:16,299
head on back to the house?

2129
01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:20,428
We need to make a call.

2130
01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:27,185
[Siri chimes]

2131
01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:28,895
Call Doctor...

2132
01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:31,314
Melton.

2133
01:33:33,650 --> 01:33:34,818
[Catherine] Call Dr. Melton.

2134
01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,070
[line ringing]

2135
01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,530
[woman] Hello, Dr. Melton's office.

2136
01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:40,406
Hi, this is Naomi Reid.

2137
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,034
I'm calling for the results
of my BRCA test.

2138
01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:46,663
Yes, let me get the results for you.
Let me put you on a brief hold, okay?

2139
01:33:47,205 --> 01:33:48,039
Yeah.

2140
01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:50,667
That was a really good Naomi.

2141
01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:57,423
No matter what this news is,
we got you, okay?

2142
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,179
Hi, Mrs. Reid?

2143
01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:05,807
Hi, yes, your blood work
came back negative.

2144
01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,768
Thank you. Thank you.

2145
01:34:08,852 --> 01:34:09,894
[sighing]

2146
01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:13,481
[Catherine] Thank you so much.

2147
01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:16,192
And what were the, uh,
results of my fart test?

2148
01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:18,153
[all laughing]

2149
01:34:20,446 --> 01:34:21,531
I don't have it.

2150
01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:23,825
Hey, Janiece.

2151
01:34:24,534 --> 01:34:26,995
How's your son? Still on the chess team?

2152
01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:29,956
- Oh, yeah, big nerd.
- It's the only way to raise 'em.

2153
01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:32,167
Hey! Tammy's here!

2154
01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:34,169
How'd you know where we were at?

2155
01:34:34,294 --> 01:34:37,547
Well, I heard on the scanner that
six middle-aged ladies went to the ER.

2156
01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:39,007
Figured it had to be you guys.

2157
01:34:39,799 --> 01:34:41,634
[cell phone ringing]

2158
01:34:42,927 --> 01:34:45,305
[Janiece] So, do you still want me to call
that taxi for you?

2159
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:48,641
Uh, no. My friend will drive us.

2160
01:34:49,058 --> 01:34:51,561
Hmm. Did not know
we were using the f-word.

2161
01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:54,522
[Val] I am deleting Jade.

2162
01:34:55,523 --> 01:34:56,941
I'm too cool for her, I think.

2163
01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:58,318
- Indeed.
- Poor thing.

2164
01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:01,487
Well, at least you got a great painting
of The Nanny out of the deal.

2165
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,781
What did that cost you? Like, 50 bucks?

2166
01:35:04,073 --> 01:35:04,949
Yeah, about that.

2167
01:35:05,033 --> 01:35:08,203
- Let me take that plant off your hands.
- You deserve it, Janiece.

2168
01:35:08,286 --> 01:35:10,205
Okay, come on, truck's out front.

2169
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:12,373
What happened to you guys anyway?

2170
01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:15,752
- Fell down a hill.
- Seems about right.

2171
01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:18,338
["Message of Love" playing]

2172
01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:22,300
♪ Now the reason we're here ♪

2173
01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:25,803
♪ As man and woman ♪

2174
01:35:26,763 --> 01:35:28,765
♪ Is to love each other ♪

2175
01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,644
♪ Take care of each other ♪

2176
01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:36,231
♪ Oh, it's good, good, good ♪

2177
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:37,982
♪ Say I love you... ♪

2178
01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:40,151
[laughter]

2179
01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:43,279
- Thank you, Tammy.
- [Tammy] De nada, de nada. Now...

2180
01:35:43,488 --> 01:35:47,033
I'm just gonna remind you
to ping-pong between water and wine

2181
01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,244
- because that helps with the hangover.
- [Abby] Mm-hmm.

2182
01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:52,038
Oh, is that a... "things we say now"?

2183
01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:53,623
- Absolutely.
- Yes, it is.

2184
01:35:53,706 --> 01:35:55,458
Oh, good one, Tammy!

2185
01:35:55,792 --> 01:35:58,586
- I'm gonna let you guys get to it.
- Tammy, stay and hang with us.

2186
01:35:58,670 --> 01:36:00,672
- No, that's all right.
- Yeah!

2187
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,132
- Are you crazy?
- Sit right there. Come on.

2188
01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:05,677
- Park it. Drop your can.
- Park your pooter.

2189
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,554
- [Tammy] Thank you very much.
- All right, ladies, I just want to say...

2190
01:36:08,638 --> 01:36:10,682
thank you for a great birthday.

2191
01:36:10,932 --> 01:36:13,476
Aw, Rebecca. Happy birthday to Rebecca.

2192
01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:16,145
Come on, give it to me, give it to me!
It's all about me!

2193
01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:17,730
- It's all about me!
- [yelling]

2194
01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:19,899
- [Jenny] Happy birthday, love you.
- Cheers.

2195
01:36:19,983 --> 01:36:20,858
[clinking]

2196
01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:23,361
Mmm.

2197
01:36:23,444 --> 01:36:25,196
- [Rebecca gasps]
- [Val] Oh, my God.

2198
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:27,115
- [Naomi] Oh, wow.
- [Abby] It's cool, right?

2199
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:29,742
Abby, did you plan this?

2200
01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:31,869
[gasps] I love it.

2201
01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:33,997
I'm so glad you like it.

2202
01:36:43,256 --> 01:36:44,507
Guys, I fucked Devon.

2203
01:36:45,049 --> 01:36:47,135
- What?
- Excuse me?

2204
01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:50,179
I fucked Devon. I had sex with him.
I fucked Devon.

2205
01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:52,640
- Paella Devon?
- Yeah.

2206
01:36:52,724 --> 01:36:54,267
[laughing]

2207
01:36:54,434 --> 01:36:55,977
- Oh, my God.
- [Jenny] No.

2208
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,396
[Naomi] This is mind-blowing.

2209
01:36:59,605 --> 01:37:00,648
Oh, yeah.

2210
01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:02,066
- [laughing]
- [Jenny] Damn.

2211
01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:04,402
Ew, they're cheers-ing to it.

2212
01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:05,445
[laughter]

2213
01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:06,738
[Val] Oh, my God.

2214
01:37:07,155 --> 01:37:09,240
- I, too, fucked Devon.
- [Catherine] What?

2215
01:37:09,574 --> 01:37:10,575
[snorting]

2216
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:11,993
- No!
- I did.

2217
01:37:12,076 --> 01:37:14,579
- [Jenny] Don't do that right now.
- Did everybody fuck Devon?

2218
01:37:15,121 --> 01:37:17,123
Did I fuck-- Did I fuck Devon?
[laughing]

2219
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:19,417
Guess he really did comewith the house.

2220
01:37:19,584 --> 01:37:22,712
[laughing]

2221
01:37:22,795 --> 01:37:24,464
Tammy likes that one!

2222
01:37:25,715 --> 01:37:28,134
You know, I'm really glad
I came on this trip.

2223
01:37:28,509 --> 01:37:29,761
Oh, my God.

2224
01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:31,596
[indistinct chatter]

2225
01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:34,265
["I Would Die 4 U" playing]

2226
01:37:34,349 --> 01:37:36,809
[all singing in unison]
♪ I'm not a woman, I'm not a man ♪

2227
01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:37,935
[all laughing]

2228
01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:40,772
♪ I am something
That you'll never understand ♪

2229
01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:44,275
♪ I'll never beat you
I'll never lie ♪

2230
01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:47,820
♪ And if you're evil
I'll forgive you by and by ♪

2231
01:37:47,904 --> 01:37:52,200
♪ 'Cause you, I would die for you ♪

2232
01:37:53,242 --> 01:37:54,994
♪ Darling, if you want me to ♪

2233
01:37:55,078 --> 01:37:59,290
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2234
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,755
♪ I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend ♪

2235
01:38:05,963 --> 01:38:09,092
♪ I am something
That you'll never comprehend ♪

2236
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:12,345
♪ No need to worry
No need to cry ♪

2237
01:38:12,804 --> 01:38:15,681
♪ I'm your messiah
And you're the reason why ♪

2238
01:38:15,765 --> 01:38:20,103
♪ 'Cause you, I would die for you ♪

2239
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:23,231
♪ Darling, if you want me to ♪

2240
01:38:23,314 --> 01:38:27,402
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2241
01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:48,089
♪ You're just a sinner I am told
Be your fire when you're cold ♪

2242
01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:51,592
♪ Make you happy when you're sad
Make you good when you are bad ♪

2243
01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:53,386
♪ I'm not a human
I'm a dove ♪

2244
01:38:53,469 --> 01:38:55,138
♪ I'm your conscience
I am love ♪

2245
01:38:55,221 --> 01:38:58,891
♪ All I really need is to know that
You believe ♪

2246
01:38:59,308 --> 01:39:03,146
♪ Yeah, I would die for you, yeah ♪

2247
01:39:03,604 --> 01:39:05,398
♪ Darling, if you want me to ♪

2248
01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:09,277
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2249
01:39:09,777 --> 01:39:12,113
♪ Yeah, sing it one more time ♪

2250
01:39:12,488 --> 01:39:16,367
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2251
01:39:17,618 --> 01:39:19,245
♪ Darling, if you want me to ♪

2252
01:39:19,328 --> 01:39:25,001
♪ You, I would die for you
Two, three, four, you ♪

2253
01:39:26,836 --> 01:39:28,838
[vocalizing]

2254
01:39:29,964 --> 01:39:31,174
[laughter]

2255
01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:41,559
♪ You ♪

2256
01:39:42,268 --> 01:39:44,562
♪ I would die for you ♪

2257
01:39:45,688 --> 01:39:47,356
♪ Darling, if you want me to ♪

2258
01:39:47,523 --> 01:39:51,569
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2259
01:39:52,778 --> 01:39:54,322
♪ Sing it one more time ♪

2260
01:39:54,572 --> 01:39:58,618
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2261
01:39:59,869 --> 01:40:01,496
♪ Darling, if you want me to ♪

2262
01:40:01,579 --> 01:40:05,708
♪ You, I would die for you ♪

2263
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:11,672
[Naomi] Are we singing that
last partwrong? Are we singing...

2264
01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:14,300
- [Jenny] I beefed it so many times.
- [Catherine] I beefed it many times.

2265
01:40:14,383 --> 01:40:16,302
- [Val] I did, too.
- [Abby] I did it perfectly.