【Hatsune Miku】Maidddddddd【Original】 (English Lyrics)

【Hatsune Miku】Maidddddddd【Original】 (English Lyrics)

... Sort of. This translation was... very rough.
[*x] = translation note

Original: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6731766 (YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-zOWXPNkE)
Subtitled version: tbe

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I was born for no particular reason,
for the sake of serving you
This cursed destiny
and pretend hobby
Catarina [*???]
Still looking after a nerd
It is fun,
but different is good
Margarita
Shaving my 〇〇〇 hair [*Right amount of characters to, most likely, be "pubic".]
Toretore Pichipichi [*This line has something to do with crab delicacies and is apparently an advertisement song for some restaurant that serves mainly crab...]
Wasted Land [*This is a novel title...]

I'd rather be looked after
if money wasn't an issue [*No idea what "dasan" means, so I'm making it up as I go along.]
Incidently, a live-in, among other things,
is not necessary
Making meals
(Te re tette ke no te ̄ te
nan na na na ̄ na)
Okinawa rail [*Species of bird]
Rallidae birds [*Family of prior bird species]
Wearing such things as
the strongest maid uniform
Welcome home,
Master

Would you like me to make your meal?
Is it a meal?
Or is it a meal?
The light of the moon becomes visible
This night is a marionette [*"This night, I am a marionette"???]

The time from which I've served you is
hell
I'm wearing these clothes for now
Which reminds me, today,
in front of the toilet,
(Ah, eh, eh, um, okay...)
More than this is not to be said
Such good situations from the maid uniform

It's risky:
the frilly maid uniform
Hey, stop your nosebleed
The flower of sin blooms to
trick me into maddening love

So, I am already inside the birdcage,
obeying affection
If it's an unforgivable love
Like this,
my eyes will make me guilty
(Lalala...)
People are like trash
Whoa, that look
Stolen in black and white:
a possession of only you