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- the_dodge Double Feature Pt. 1
- "Low Self Image"
- > Be an abuser
- > You botched your last attempt at abuse
- > Tried turning a fluffy into a dog but it failed miserably
- > So it was back to the drawing board
- > Head back down the shelter, where everybody knows your name
- > "Oh hey there Anon!"
- > "Shut up and sell me a foal"
- > Transaction goes down, pay $3.50 for a little pink filly
- > "Yaaay! Fwuffy wub nyu daddeh!"
- > "Your name is Amy"
- > "Fwuffy wub nyu name! *chirp* Dank yew daddeh, am Ameh!"
- > "Shut up"
- > Drive the little bundle of soot and AIDS home
- > "Want some skettis?"
- > "FWUFFY WUB SKETTIS! YOU DA BESTEST DADDEH!"
- > "Shut the hell up, you fucking suck"
- > Make a plate of spaghetti for the little pink filly
- > Cook up the entire box and throw it on a gigantic plate
- > Plop it down in front of the little, just weaned filly
- > She nooshes down happily, enjoying her first ever plate of spaghetti
- > Meanwhile you go up and prepare Amy's safe room
- > She dosen't know it but these blocks and balls were used by hundreds of other foals
- > All dead now of course
- > Set up a litterbox in the corner of the room
- > Set up dishes for food and water
- > Throw down a big Miami Heat blanket for poopin' on
- > In the center of the safe room, there's a huge, 5 foot tall mirror
- > Go back to Amy, the gay little filly
- > Look at her, her gut multiplied in size tenfold
- > 1.21 Gigaguts
- > Marinara sauce all over her stupid pink face
- > "Fwuffy wub skettis daddeh! Can Ameh haf' sum mowe?"
- > Abide, serve up some leftover spaghetti from a few days ago
- > The little pink foal eats almost 10 times her own weight in pasta
- > Legs can no longer touch the ground
- > "Huuu... nu feew gewd daddeh.... gawt owwies in mah tummeh... *chirp*"
- > "Better go lay down"
- > Bring the fluff to the safe room, she sits down on your Miami Heat blanket
- > Sprays nasty spaghetti turds all over Chris Bosh's creepy diunosaur face
- > "Amy, poop goes in the litterbox"
- > "Sowweh daddeh... Ameh nu feew gewd, can't move to da bawks"
- > "I'll let it slide this time"
- > The now gigantic filly dozes off into a diabetes induced coma
- > Go to your room, fire up your PC
- > Do Google image search for pink fillies
- > Come up with one that looks almost exactly like Amy
- > Open Photoshop, load up the pic
- > Take a few inches off it's stomach, slim down the fluff
- > Edit a pretty white ribbon on to its head
- > Give it wings like Amy, but make them small and petite
- > Looks like a goddamn show fluffy when your done
- > Print that shit and leave it on your desk
- > Couple days go by
- > Still feeding Amy massive amounts of spaghetti
- > She pounds it down gleefully even though she gets sick everytime
- > Even though it's only been a few short days
- > The fluff does no playing to speak of, has developed a massive gut
- > The gut to end all guts
- > One day she gets too sick from eating skettis, as is tradition
- > "Ugghh... *chirp*... fwuffy nuh feew gewd daddeh... gon' way down..."
- > "Okay, feel better Amy"
- > "Huuu.... dank yew, daddeh.... huuuu"
- > Fluff goes into safe room, takes massive dump before laying down
- > Falls asleep almost immediately
- > By now the fluffy has started looking at herself in the mirror
- > The day before she was dancing in front of it
- > "Wook at meeeh, daddeh! Ameh ish soo pweetty!!"
- > Good
- > Grab your picture of the photoshopped pink filly
- > Staple it next to the mirror
- > Few hours later, Amy wakes up
- > "Whut is dat, daddeh?"
- > "Oh, it's a pciture of a cute little fluffy I saw in a magazine..."
- > "I figured I'd just leave it here, kinda reminds me of you"
- > "Aww, dank yew daddeh, Ameh is da pwettiest!"
- > Takes a few days before the fluff seems to register what the picture means
- > Get home from work one day and see the fluff standing in front of the mirror
- > She lays down and contorts herself in all different positions
- > Mainly she tries hiding her gigantic gut from view
- > See her looking from mirror to the picture, comparing herself
- > "Huuu huu... why am Ameh nawt as pwetty as pictah fwuffy...."
- > See her curl up on Chris Bosh and start crying
- > Reminds you LeBron's career in Cleveland
- > Next day you prepare her gigantic plate of spaghetti
- > "Ameh nu' wan' skettis numowe daddeh..."
- > "What do you want to eat, Amy?"
- > "Fwuffy nu' wan' num anythin'... huuu huuu...."
- > See her walk off to her safe room with her tail in between her legs
- > Quietly follow her
- > See Amy standing in front of the picture of the pretty pink filly
- > "Why am Ameh nawt as pwetty as yew?"
- > She curls up and cries before falling asleep
- > Sneak into her room and leave giant plate of pasta by her food dish
- > Get up early the next day before Amy starts stirring around
- > Peer into her safe room
- > See a bunch of spaghetti sauce on Amy's face
- > But also see a bunch of saucy red vomit in her litterbox and on Chris Bosh
- > Take the plate of partially eaten spaghetti and go downstairs
- > Make a fresh batch and go put it back where the old spaghetti was
- > Go to work before the fluff wakes up
- > Come back way later in the day
- > Get home, don't see Amy at the door waiting for you and spaghetti
- > Walk to her safe room, see fluff staring at the spaghetti and crying
- > "What's wrong, Amy?"
- > "Ameh nuu feew gewd... Wan' be pwetty, buh' wan' eat da skettis..."
- > "So? Eat the spaghetti"
- > The now pink mare starts sobbing
- > "Buh Ameh wan' nummies cuz' fwuffy nuh feew gewd..."
- > "An' Ameh nu feew gewd cuz' Ameh nums..."
- > See the confusion in her face
- > "It's okay Amy, I just want you to be pretty"
- > "huuu huuu... Ameh wan' be pwetty..."
- > Set down a biog plate of spaghetti in her safe room and shes cries even harder
- > Leave and smoke a fatty
- > Some days go by, Amy dosen't even leave her safe room
- > She just looks at herself in the mirror, and looks at the picture of the pink filly
- > Every now and then she looks over at the pasta
- > Can see the indecision in her face
- > Eventually she just stops eating altogether
- > Before she would eat a little and puke it up
- > Now her pasta goes untouched all day long
- > Days go by and Amy gets thinner and thinner
- > Start seeing bones jut out from under her pink fluff
- > One day you're cleaning her litterbox and see red vomit in it
- > Check her pasta, untouched
- > Her body must be failing her from starving herself
- > Very nice
- > Sometime goes by and the pink fluffy's breathing becomes very labored
- > She can't even get up to look at herself in the mirror
- > Just lays on Chris Bosh and stares up at the pretty pink filly
- > You walk in and kneel down near the fluffy
- > "Huuu.... daddeh.... Ameh nu' feew gewd..."
- > You pet her, "Sorry to hear that, Amy"
- > "Daddeh.... am fwuffy pwetty? Pwettiest den' da pink babbeh pictuh?"
- > Stand up
- > "No, Amy, you're disgusting, I've never seen a uglier fluffy than you"
- > Get up and leave the safe room
- > Shut the door, hear muffled crying
- > She's dead the next day
- > Be an abuser
- > Go and buy another foal
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