Apple Core, Eleanor, Who's Your Friend? ME.

>pickle homer and i are at the bohemian grove
>with our friend richard nixon
>he keeps muttering about fags and hippies
>they bohemian grovers keep telling us outlandish things
>like how apple cores aren’t  real
>and i say
>but if you eat an apple there’s a core left over
>and they say but you eat the core
>and i say no that’s the part you don’t eat
>and they say it’s perfectly edible
>and i say no it’s hard and leathery
>and they say yeah that’s fiber
>and i say yeah you don’t eat the tough fibery part
>and they say it’s totally edible and nutritiously valuable
>i say it’s the part that has the seeds in it
>they say you just don’t eat the seeds
>you spit the seeds but eat the core
>i say but
>i say wait now
>i say hold on
>i say i just have to think a second
>i say
>i say “....apple core.”
>i just keep muttering “...apple core…”
>i can’t think straight
>i think they cast a spell on me
>i say i need to find an apple
>i go and find an apple
>i eat the apple
>there’s an apple core left over
>i go and show it to the bohemian grovers
>they’re like okay
>and i’m like yeah
>i’m like, proof
>and they’re like ok now eat the core
>and i’m like it has seeds in it
>and a stem
>and they’re like okay, first, pluck the stem from it
>i pluck the stem from it
>they say okay now eat around the seeds
>i say there’s no way i’m going to eat this
>i say it’s trash
>i say it’s a friggin apple core
>i show them a heathcliff comic
>i show them a lot of media representation of apple cores
>there’s literal apple cores in the trash
>they say those are not literal apple core
>they say those is symbols
>i say you people are fucked
>i say you don’t even believe in apple cores
>stupid
>pickle homer, richard nixon, let’s get out of here.
>nixon was right about this place