I DO NOT accept ANY RANDOM FRIEND INVITE.
COMMENT if you want to add me. TELL WHY.
You better CLICK on "View more info".
This is my Theme Song.
Want to donate me for whatever reason through PayPal? Use the e-mail "TheSandhog@outlook.com".
Or this paypalDOTme link; paypal.me/TheSandhog

Don't invite me to groups, ask me first.
In case you got removed, the reason could be as simple as you being useless (don't play games with me). You can be added back, but if you keep being useless, you're removed again. Second chances are rare and the upcoming chances will get rarer.

If you want to add me because you'd like to play with me or so, then tell which game and why. Don't add me "becuz ur a god player", hell just by typing that you're already breaking my "No mobilephone language" rule bullshit. And don't even add me just because you want to be friends with me, that's very stupid.

I don't understand modern, internet, cellphone or whatever English. So use proper English the best you can. I KNOW you know "u" is only a letter, "u" is not "you", idiot.

I'm a cynic, I don't care anything about you at all. Your problems are your problems, you not liking me is you not liking me. Everything you mention and try to "defend" is obvious. If I'm an asshole to you, you're an asshole to me, simple as that.
This also means your opinion(s) hardly means anything to me.

I'm a stoic, emotions are for you, not me. Everything happens for a reason, and I can easily accept it. I use my emotions whenever I want to.

I'm laconic.

If you think I'm a pessimist, nihilist, loser or some kind of life-hater, that's nice, it's what I want you to think. Idiot.

Oh and I'm an autist, I'm autistic, I have autism, I have Asperger's Syndrome and all that shit. So screw you! Don't talk to me, retard! I'm superior than you, non-autistic non-autist human! (If you still don't get it, then now you know why using "Autist" as an insult makes no sense)
And if you REALLY don't get it; I have never been diagnosed to have any kind of mental disease except IED, not even OCD, so I'm not an autist as much as you wish you were.

BE WARNED : I tend to be very aggressive which makes me make fights. This is mostly for "sport", I love fights [tvtropes.org], but be careful, yes YOU, because you may be an emotional-sensitive kinda guy and take my fights too personally, just don't.
Your soul cannot be saved.

I'm willing to make/edit a texture as long as you pay me.
I'm pretty much a "freelancer" if that's what they call, have VERY LITTLE experience with modelling, expert at stuff related to textures.
I could turn something ugly into something beautiful, in less than a day (although the more days I work on it, the better of course).
Of course, the more money you pay to me, the better I work.
So, if you want me to do a "job" for you, specifically texture-related, just say so on my profile and I will add you.
Be wary that I give no guarantees

If you just like the Workshop stuff I do, you can simply follow me.

Personal Info:
You fools keep asking, I keep getting tired. Now I'll be just plain tired so;

" What's your political stance? " I'm my own politics, even if I'm into communism and anarchism, but I won't be with a group.
Besides, why would I? Most communists are just idiots who like the USSR, thinking it's a communist state when it was just a socialist (actually, dictatorship trying to mix with socialism) state.
USSR could have really been great, but then came Stalin and screwed it all up.
And now you kids-on-red are having fun saying how you're a communist and Stalin is your comrade and so on. Idiots, you talk crap about capitalism but you're a part of it, you know it, yet are still on pure denial.
Politically-active people can feck off or shut up. Never going to add anybody for political talk.

" What's your religious stance? " Yonist.
Yeah, in all seriousness, I'm anti-religious and I don't care about God.
Thing is, if God exists, then he must be the hugest sadist anybody would ever know.

" What's your sexual orientation? " I love females, makes me heterosexual or lesbian or something. I treat them with respect more than anybody else and even if I'm generally perverted I never try to make them feel unsafe from me, despite my ugly and intimidating looks.

" Are you shy? " No, not anywhere. If "shy" is an issue, then I have the reverse of it; I'm way too unshy that I'm always the one who starts something.
Although it seems that my extreme low interest makes me look shy, might be best for you.

" You say you're a stoic, cynic and laconic, is that all true? " Not in the literal, pure way. I'm a cynic more into philosophy than into the current modern term (meaning I'm somebody who prefers to live a "life of dogs"), I'm stoic because I hardly if ever show strong emotions or get my intentions and actions be flown by emotions and I'm laconic because I hate talking too much.

" Are you even a good person? (I know you as an asshole)" Good or bad is just childish terms coming out of religious anuses.
I'm not good, I'm not bad, and I don't care if I'm neutral.
I am what I am, 'cos that's all that I am. I'm Niggarto el Negro Man! I want some spinach, why not donate 2 euros so I can get two packs?

" If I want to add you for a chat? " Don't. I'm extremely boring.
Most of the things I will talk about is philosophy, and then ALL the negativity about various terms and issues regarding politics, religion, society, etc.
I'm extremely controversial, people get so easily butthurt at me and it's probably a miracle I'm still alive.

" What's your view of life? " Don't ask me.
Best answer, nobody can beat that, baby.

" Are you really Black/African? " Yes.

" Are you edgy? "

" Where is your avatar from? " Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson...From Pulp Fiction.
Fits my personality rather well, the "cool-suddenly-hot" angry black guy who does nothing but shout and insult people.
No Bible Phrases included.

" How are your 'feelings' on other people? " I'm open-minded.
I don't mind if (emotional) people tell me about their life, spontaneously or not, I can listen well and understand it, maybe even act as a REAL psychologist for them for all I care.
Those people they call "trolls", they can be fun, but sadly are generally boring because they just use the same joke again and again, hoping I can do an exaggerated reaction for them.
My top-level friend in Steam is a femboy furfag. [tvtropes.org]