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- LeFou: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
- Looking so down in the dumps
- Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
- Even when taking your lumps
- There's no man in town as admired as you
- You're everyone's favorite guy
- Everyone's awed and inspired by you
- And it's not very hard to see why!
- No one's slick as Gaston
- No one's quick as Gaston
- No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
- For there's no man in town half as manly!
- Village Lasses: Perfect, a pure paragon!
- LeFou: You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
- And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
- LeFou and Chorus: Who plays darts like Gaston
- Who breaks hearts like Gaston
- LeFou: Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
- Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
- LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston!
- Gaston: I needed encouragement--thank you, LeFou!
- LeFou: Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! ...Too much?
- Gaston: Yep.
- Chorus: No one fights like Gaston
- Douses lights like Gaston
- LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
- Gaston: When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver
- And beasts of the field say a prayer
- First I carefully aim for the liver
- Then I shoot from behind
- LeFou: Is that fair?
- Gaston: I don't care.
- Chorus: No one hits like Gaston
- Matches wits like Gaston
- LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
- Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! *spits*
- Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
- Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
- Ev'ry morning to help me get large
- And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
- So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
- (instrumental break)
- LeFou and Chorus: Who has brains like Gaston
- Entertains like Gaston
- Gaston: Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
- I use antlers in all of my decorating
- Chorus: Say it again!
- Who's a man among men?
- Who's a super success?
- Don't you know? Can't you guess?
- Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
- There's just one guy in town
- Who's got all of it down...
- LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T...
- I believe there's another T...
- It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
- Chorus: GASTON!!!
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