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  1. LeFou: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
  2. Looking so down in the dumps
  3. Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
  4. Even when taking your lumps
  5. There's no man in town as admired as you
  6. You're everyone's favorite guy
  7. Everyone's awed and inspired by you
  8. And it's not very hard to see why!
  9.  
  10. No one's slick as Gaston
  11. No one's quick as Gaston
  12. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
  13. For there's no man in town half as manly!
  14. Village Lasses: Perfect, a pure paragon!
  15. LeFou: You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
  16. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
  17.  
  18. LeFou and Chorus: Who plays darts like Gaston
  19. Who breaks hearts like Gaston
  20. LeFou: Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
  21. Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
  22. LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston!
  23.  
  24. Gaston: I needed encouragement--thank you, LeFou!
  25. LeFou: Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! ...Too much?
  26. Gaston: Yep.
  27.  
  28. Chorus: No one fights like Gaston
  29. Douses lights like Gaston
  30. LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
  31.  
  32. Gaston: When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver
  33. And beasts of the field say a prayer
  34. First I carefully aim for the liver
  35. Then I shoot from behind
  36. LeFou: Is that fair?
  37. Gaston: I don't care.
  38.  
  39. Chorus: No one hits like Gaston
  40. Matches wits like Gaston
  41. LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
  42. Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! *spits*
  43. Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
  44.  
  45. Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
  46. Ev'ry morning to help me get large
  47. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
  48. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
  49.  
  50. (instrumental break)
  51.  
  52. LeFou and Chorus: Who has brains like Gaston
  53. Entertains like Gaston
  54. Gaston: Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
  55. I use antlers in all of my decorating
  56.  
  57. Chorus: Say it again!
  58. Who's a man among men?
  59. Who's a super success?
  60. Don't you know? Can't you guess?
  61. Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
  62. There's just one guy in town
  63. Who's got all of it down...
  64. LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T...
  65. I believe there's another T...
  66. It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
  67. Chorus: GASTON!!!
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