Dimension hop 2

>Okay.
>You checked the room for Lyra, but she wasn't on.
>That means she could still be around, but likely not at home.
>You prep your gear again and jump.
>You land in P0nyville safe and sound.
>You take a quick peek around and spot Lyra.
>A Lyra, anyway. Who knows if she's the one you met online.
>You follow her from a distance and she enters a house.
>You move up to the house and use the window to spy.
>She's wearing clothes!
>She's getting undressed by something!
>She's kissing a human!
>And now she's sucking his fingers!
>Oh God!
>You jump.
>You land next to the same house.
>Taking a peek inside, you find Trixie.
>Ok, wrong house.
>You wander around town, which is pretty empty for some reason, and then you hear it.
>Moans.
>And banging.
>For some reason you follow the noise back to another house in the middle of town.
>Your sick curiosity gets the better of you and you continue your trend of peeking through windows.
>Armor pieces lay all over the floor, and a large Earth P0ny is...doing...stufff...to Ditzy Doo.
>Ah.
>You give a salute to this Astartes, who deserves this happiness, and jump.
>You land and find signs everywhere.
>Bizarre signs.
>One say Wabbit season.
>Heh, you pull it off.
>>Duck Season
>>Wabbit Season
>>Duck Season
>>ESTRUS SEASON, FIRE!
>...ohhhh shit.
>You can hear a rustling in the nearby alleys.
>Its sound is only outmatched by the rustling within you.
>Just as a mare leaps at you, you jump.
>You land way off your trajectory.
>You appear to be in a mountain range, with the hum of insects buzzing all around you.
>As you look up, you see hundreds of them...
>Changelings.
>You gasp as you see Spitfire and an Anon blast past them into a cave, and an explosion follows them.
>Holy crap, is this some kind of war or something?
>Looking about, you pick up a rock and chuck it at a changeling.
>You bean Chrysalis right upside the head with a rock
"Eat shit, bug bitch!"
>As she and her moinions swoop towards you, you jump, reangling yourself towards P0nyville, you hope.
>You land inside of a building this time.
>A red book and another human are staring at you incredulously.
>"It's too early for another crossover. You should probably go."
"Oh...uh, yeah. Good luck with your training."
>The human nods.
>You step outside and jump.
>You land somewhat awkwardly on the ground.
>You guess your good luck at never landing on your butt has finally run out.
>You check your energy levels. Only one more jump left today. If this wasn't it, you might have to go home.
>You sigh
"What does it take to go to the correct dimension for once!?"
>"Mad skill and determination, I would wager."
>You turn to find a winged human with green hair.
>He appears geared up for battle.
"Uhh, do I know you?"
>"Probably. It's a bit of a read, being 600 or more pages, you know. Worth it all the same."
>His eyes flash red and yellow.
>You make a note to get caught up on Diaries of a Madman and jump back home.
>Disappointed in yourself for another stunning failure, you spray down with the canister and slouch back into your chair.
>The guys online said Lyra shows up at around 5, so all you had to do now, was wait.
>You weren't giving up, just taking a break.
>You load up the newest version of the story you just visited and read.


>Okay. This time you've added an additional power source to the boots.
>Here's hoping you can power a charge and direct your jumps better.
>You power up the boots and head on out.
>Jump.
>You land face first into a pile of dirt.
>Well, after your mouthful, you identify it as salt.
>...salt?
>You take a look around.
>Wastelands as far as the eye can see, and as white as a ghost.
"Ohhhh no."
>You slam your fist into the sand.
"No, no no, no NO NO NOOOO!!!"
>You look up at the sky in anger.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!"
>After you finally calm down from raging at the red sky in this white wasteland, you remember you can always jump out back home.
"Haha, right, of course."
>You jump.
>You land in another section of Tartarus, just outside of a sandstorm.
"Son of a bitch!"
>Another human is there, tapping away at an iPhone with a sword across his back and an egg at his side.
“Aren't you supposed to be unconcious?”
>"Meh. My writefag's a lazy prick. I unofficially woke up like a day ago, at least."
“So you just sit here, waiting for updates?”
>"Yup."
>Well this is boring.
“Say hi to Strife for me.”
>"Who?"
“Fagwings.”
>"Ooooooooh. Gotcha."
>You jump, hoping for an area of Tartarus a little closer to ‘out’ or a little less depressing.
>You jump a good five or six times, avoiding eels and other nasty tendril things.
>It's like they're following you.
"Mother fucker, leggo! I am out of patience for this crap!"
>You shake off another one as you hear a laugh.
>"Hmmhmmhmm...hello dearie."
"Oh come on, whatever deities are here, please, just give me a break. Not her, not her."
>"Now I told you I would keep an eye on you, didn't I? You know, it usually isn't nice to call a mare FAT, or an elephant...unless you're into that sort of thing."
>Molestia herself writhes in supposed pleasure as she twistes herself into an elephant with wings and a horn.
>"Perhaps your punishment should be to rest between my cheeks for a few years, hmm? Then I could put you to REAL use...or just steal those fancy boots of yours and rape EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!"
>She squeals with a horrible laughter as she floats over you.
>Not fallin for this shit.
>You jump.
>You jump, but get snagged by another tendril that follows your jump.
>Shit! That's how they're following you! They are crawling through your residue!
>"Now now, Anonymous...or should I call you bootsie...well, I'll call you anything I like won't I? I'm in control now, and you're going to DO whatever I tell you to...like...ME!"
>At least she's an alicorn shape again.
>Okay, if she is following your jump residue, you just have to distance yourself physically, as you know the stuff only lasts for a few seconds.
>Aiming back for the salt patch, you jump.
>You land in the familiar salt wastes, a human off in the distance.
>Oh hey, neat...but you wouldn't wish Molestia on anyone.
>You scoop two bloody great handfuls of salt and jump again towards a volcano you saw during one of your jumps.
>The tendrils follow.
>"Run run run, as fast as you be, but you'll never outlast little old me!"
>You land next to the rim of the volcano.
>Plan in action time.
>You dig your nails into a tendril and shove the salt in.
>"OOOH! You like it ROUGH, huh? I'll give you rough!"
>You try to swing the demon whore by the tendril, but she merely elongates it.
>Shit. You were just gonna toss her like Bowser.
>New plan!
>You physically jump with her tendril in hand into the volcano.
>As you reach the lava, you toss the tendril part in and Jump away.
>The fire twists up her tendril up to her main body as she bursts into flame, releasing a terrible howl.
>"You make me so HOT ANON! COME BACK!"
>You, however, do not see this, just hear it.
>That lady has a set of lungs on her, hehehe.
>You run towards Cerberus, who is napping on the job again.
>You hurriedly jump right behind him and walk through the portal.
>Well, you're out.
>At long frickin last.
>"Anon? What are you doing here?"
>You turn to face the newest speaker, Applejack.
"Not much...you have the p0nynet here?"
>"Nnope, just you, sugarcube."
"The fu-"
>You are tackled to the ground.
>"Ah was worried when Mous started shoutin about killin anyp0ny he fucks, ah wouldn't find ya."
>Anon AND Mous?
>Wow.
"Well it's just like being a spider, you see. We eat our mates and store the eggs inside ourselves."
>"Eggs?"
>She gulps.
>You roll her off easily because of your sick bluff and jump the hell away.
>You hop safely home, and spray on down as usual.
>Well maybe Lyra would be on by now.
>You just conquered Molestia, for chrissakes, you deserve some time off.