Malleus gaming: the revenge of the perfect trabant
By billy boi mcmoore



A/N:
While I haven't decided whats going to be in the story yet, it might contain things upsetting for people that get upset by stuff.
This could include sexy stuff,or realistic depictions of war that could cause you to get PTSD.
I may also do a rape scene if I am in the mood.
 If your the sort of person that moans about that stuff, just dont read it - I am not forcing you too.
Thanks,
billy boi mcmoore


In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.
Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do."
"Don't worry Aros, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, Billy boi mcmoore. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...it was sexy times!
For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Aros wondered why. Aros turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).
Then the explanation - Billy boi mcmoore was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way.
Aross soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.
Billy boi mcmoore turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Aros was no longer transfixiated by Billy boi mcmoore.
Fortunately no one else had noticed.
Aros was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!
Aros danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited aros was! Today, he would finally be married to billy boi mcmoore! (A/N Oh yeah, aros is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, aros had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except billy boi mcmoore cuz she's a bitch).
Billy boi mcmoore himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
Aros was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror  There had been a mixup at the dresser but billy boi mcmoore thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: aros couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Aros had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Aros felt there had to be at least one thing billy boi mcmoore should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited aros was to finally share that final bit with billy boi mcmoore!

The day was coming along nice. Aros received lots of compliments for his dress. Billy boi mcmoore looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, aros loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.
And those hands, aros looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to aros while he did so. Billy boi mcmoore's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed aros's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held aros's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on aros's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as aros and billy boi mcmoore. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when aros stood there at the altar about to give his word to billy boi mcmoore. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but billy boi mcmoore!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" billy boi mcmoore said. "I should be with billy boi mcmoore!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Robot came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and cheezus, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," billy boi mcmoore said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at aros.

Aros opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.
Billy boi mcmoore laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite cupar but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to cupar and I defeated him and took his invitation.

Aros knew that billy boi mcmoore could be powerful. Oh yeah, before billy boi mcmoore turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting cupar together. But aros didn't know that billy boi mcmoore could have defeated cupar...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, billy boi mcmoore laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The trolls took cheezus and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with billy boi mcmoore.

Billy boi mcmoore walked over to billy boi mcmoore and took his hand. "Now, cheezus, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, aros try to stop me....I will ressurrect cupar!"

aros felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Aros thought. Give up the love of aros's life or save the world from cupar. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture aros!

But long aros didn't have to be in agony. Because aros had a plan!

Some time later in their secret hide-away ;

"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"
"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"
"Do you think anyone spotted us?"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
Billy boi mcmoore emerged from the shadows of the darkness.
"I know everything" she said.
Aros and Billy boi mcmoore gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!

"I dont love Billy boi mcmoore like you do" said billy boi mcmoore "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Billy boi mcmoore spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."
Aros breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.
"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Billy boi mcmoore relieved.
Billy boi mcmoore was happy, and Aros and Billy boi mcmoore thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but billy boi mcmoore and themselves ever knowing.
~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," aros said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said billy boi mcmoore in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry billy boi mcmoore just to make you jealous."

And then, then aros thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said aros, I love you."

Billy boi mcmoore stood there baffled. All the trolls looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said billy boi mcmoore.

"Of course not!" said billy boi mcmoore and in that unguarded moment he knocked billy boi mcmoore unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" billy boi mcmoore yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.
All the other guests laughed as well.
As did aros.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested billy boi mcmoore, the wedding continued.

And as aros predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that billy boi mcmoore too had a secret, he whispered at aros, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, aros thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... Aros felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards billy boi mcmoore. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Billy boi mcmoore was aros's life partner now. Although... maybe... when billy boi mcmoore finally came free, aros might be able to convince billy boi mcmoore to explore more kinks with the both of them....


The end