STRANGER CHAT TROLLING

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi I am 95

Stranger: HEY THERE!

You: :)

Stranger: IM 87

You: male or female?

Stranger: WE ARE CLOSE TO THE SAME AGE...

Stranger: MALE OR FEMALE?

You: IM MALE

Stranger: IM FEMALE!

You: SWEET!!

Stranger: WOAH!

You: Wow, I have been waiting forever to meet some one my age.

Stranger: ME TOO.

You: ^_^

Stranger: YESSSSSSS

Stranger: IS YOUR NAME DALTON MILLS BY CHANCE?

You: WHY YES IT IS!

You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Stranger: LIAR!

Stranger: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.

You: I DON'T KNOW

You: MY MEMORY HAS GONE BAD

Stranger: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!!?!

You: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? YOU STARTED IT.

Stranger: I GOT STUCK ON CAPS LOCK, I CANT TURN IT OFF!!!!

You: OH I SEE

You: MY SHIFT KEY IS STUCK AND CAPS LOCK DOESN'T WORK

Stranger: WELL, I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THIS FEATURE. I TRIED CALLING MY LAPTOP COMPANY TO ASK THEM, BUT THEY ONLY LAUGHED AT ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF?

You: YEAH PRESS ALT F4

Stranger: DID IT WORK???

You: NO...

Stranger: SHUCKS!

Stranger: HELP ME!!!!

You: O_O

You: I'LL HAVE TO CALL MY GREAT GRANDSON

You: HE'S A COMPUTER WIZARD

Stranger: OH, WOW. PLEASE CALL HIM.

You: OH DARN

Stranger: I NEED HELP. IM LOSING ALL OF MY FRIENDS. THEY ALL THINK IM YELLING AT THEM

You: I FORGOT THE NUMBER

Stranger: OH LORD. I MAY NEVER TURN THIS FEATURE OFF

You: TRY HITTING IT WITH A HAMMER

Stranger: WONT THAT BREAK IT THOUGH?

You: NOT SURE

Stranger: HMMM, OK ILL TRY IT IF YOU THINK IT WILL HELP.....

Stranger: OH MY LORD! IT CRACKED THE SCREEN!!!!

You: OH NO

You: I AM SO SORRY

Stranger: PAY FOR THIS. ITS YOUR FAULT

You: I LOST MY WALLET...

You: AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT IS!

Stranger: WHERE DID YOU LOSE IT? TRY TO REMEMBER

You: LET'S SEE

You: I THINK IT WAS BY THE TOASTER...

You: NOPE

You: NEVERMIND

Stranger: WHERE?!!

You: I DONT KNOW

Stranger: THE GROCERY STORE MAYBE? I ALWAYS LOSE MY THINGS THERE

You: CAN YOU DRIVE ME THERE?

You: I LOST MY CAR

Stranger: YES! WHERE ARE YOU?

You: I FORGOT!!!

Stranger: NOOOO!!!!!

You: DARN

You: ICANT EVEN REMMBER MY NAME

You: ILL JUST CALL MYSELF MICKEY MOUSE

Stranger: OHH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

You: NO

You: >_<

Stranger: OH, LORDY. I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU.

You: OH NO I THINK I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

You: CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE THOUGH!

You: DARN

You: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM EITHER

Stranger: OH NO! DO YOU HAVE A WIFE YOU CAN CALL?

You: I THINK I WANTED TO MARRY YOU BUT NOW I CANT REMEMBER

Stranger: WELL, WAIT A SECOND, ARE YOU A MAN??

You: I DONT KNOW

You: WHATS A MAN?

Stranger: Okay, seriously. I need to know who you really are because you are the coolest person I have ever met in my life.

You: HELP ME IM DYING

Stranger: Serioulsy. You are amazing.

You: COUGH

You: CHOKE

You: HACK

You: HELELELELEP

Stranger: c'mon. Are you a guy or a girl?

You: U MAD? XD

You: I am a guy.

You: lol

Stranger: I'm a girl :)

You: cool stuff

Stranger: haha, you are really the coolest person ive ever talked to.

You: :D

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 95

You: I MENA

You: MEAN

You: 24

You: xD

Stranger: you're lying. for reals.

Stranger: how old are you.

You: I've been telling everyone I was 95. You're the first one who didn't just leave.

You: XD

You: No srs... 24

Stranger: hmmm, i still dont know if i believe you

You: Fair enough.

Stranger: I'm going to guess your....17

You: wrong

You: I am 24. :<

Stranger: prove it

You: I was born August 8th, 1987.

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Josiah

Stranger: hmmm, do you have a facebook?

You: Yes.

Stranger: let me look you up.

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002913672127&ref=tn_tnmn

Stranger: that was fast...

You: I anticipated you would want the link.

You: I already had my facebook open in another tab.

Stranger: I like your birds.

You: Unfortunately, the gray one died.

You: :(

Stranger: wow, i dont know if i can do this anymore.

You: Did I irritate you? lol

Stranger: hmmm, i think i have to break up with you.

You: break up?

You: Strangers? Break up?

You: COOL.

You: xD

Stranger: IM SORRY.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.