>be me
>8 years old
>want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet
>shit in mcdonalds happy meal toy
>leave it on the shelf in my closet
>few months later
>forgot all about the toy
>woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of shit possible
>parents are also woken up and are panicking
>911 is called
>police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet
>closet is opened
>shit everywhere
>suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy
>turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded
>entire second floor now smells like shit
>mfw