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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- <i>♪ As far as I could tell
- you It's not as bad as all of that ♪</i>
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- 00:00:10,475 --> 00:00:17,484
- <i>♪ And I promise
- Not to be reckless, oh ♪</i>
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- Fuck sake.
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- <i>Look, if things are shitty,</i>
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- 00:00:24,622 --> 00:00:26,458
- <i>they kind of have
- to get better, right?</i>
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- 00:00:26,491 --> 00:00:27,926
- <i>Like, bounce back.</i>
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- 00:00:27,959 --> 00:00:30,897
- <i>Once you hit bottom, there's only up to
- go, that sort of thing.</i>
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- 00:00:30,929 --> 00:00:32,331
- <i>You know, like physics.</i>
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- I don't think it works like that
- in this case.
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- 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:36,334
- I'm pretty sure things
- can get worse.
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- 00:00:36,368 --> 00:00:39,304
- <i>Yeah, maybe physics doesn't
- apply for emotional well-being,</i>
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- 00:00:39,337 --> 00:00:40,639
- <i>but you get what I mean.</i>
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- Mm, I don't think so.
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- I feel like things can actually
- get worse once they're worse
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- 00:00:45,643 --> 00:00:47,445
- and then they continue
- to get worse
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- until it's not funny anymore and
- then they get a little better
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- and then they get worse again,
- and then you die.
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- 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:55,855
- <i>So, uh, Laura... you okay?</i>
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- 00:00:55,887 --> 00:00:59,357
- Yeah, just everyone
- keeps asking what I'm doing next
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- and it's like, I don't know.
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- 00:01:04,262 --> 00:01:06,198
- So, yeah, that's fun.
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- 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,801
- <i>Well, hey, at least
- you're done with that job</i>
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- 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:11,369
- <i>and taking some time off,
- starting fresh.</i>
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- <i>That's great!</i>
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- Yeah, there's that.
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- 00:01:13,738 --> 00:01:15,407
- <i>It's going to be okay.</i>
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- I don't know.
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- <i>It's gonna be alright.</i>
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- It's not like anybody
- chooses to move to Los Angeles
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- because they were pumped
- on their lives beforehand.
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- I was born there
- so I guess I can't really say.
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- Best case scenario,
- they get the idea like myself
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- that maybe they can
- make some change
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- through art or some shit.
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- 00:01:32,925 --> 00:01:35,895
- So, I take it you're
- pretty happy with things these days.
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- Super fucking pumped.
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- You're just a radiant bundle of
- sunshine, aren't you, Michael?
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- Everything's bad all the time.
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- Oh, yeah, you're so edgy.
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- Come on.
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
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- This is my room.
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- You have roommates, right?
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- Yes, of course I have roommates.
- It's San Francisco.
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- Nobody's rich enough
- not to have roommates.
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- It's nice, right?
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- Yeah, it's like... I mean,
- I take it works really well.
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- Yeah, well, it's fun.
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- - Yeah, it's fun.
- - Is it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- it takes some time.
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- Like all of it.
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- Yeah, your early 20's, right?
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- Yeah, hopefully
- I'll at least have some stories.
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- - Where's Neha?
- - Oh, fuck! That's right.
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- She's like picking up a friend or
- a friend of a friend or something.
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- I don't know, but I think
- she's bringing people.
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- - People?
- - Guys.
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- Couple of guys.
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- All right, let's get drunk.
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- Yeah.
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- That doesn't even
- sound fun, Frank.
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- Yeah, that's 'cause it wasn't.
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- Then why?
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- I don't know.
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- Sometimes things just sound like
- a good idea when you're drinking.
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- But really, your ex?
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- That is the cliché.
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- It's like you could be a little more
- original with your fuck-ups, dude.
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- - I could.
- - That is pretty bad.
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- You know guys, as much as I
- appreciate the concern, I don't.
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- And either way, she didn't answer
- and I didn't leave a voice mail,
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- so we chillin'
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- Yeah, totally chillin'.
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- Yeah, totally chillin'
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- - I'm going to tell your mother that you're being rude.
- - You are my mother, Neha,
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- and I'm sorry for talking back.
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- No, I'm not. Fuck you.
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- You little bitch!
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- <i>Neha!</i>
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- Ro!
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- - Friends!
- - Ro!
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- Ro?
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- Yeah, so this is
- Frank and Michael.
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- Hi, Frank. Hi, Michael.
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- - Whoa! There's your door.
- - Windy out!
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- I'm Frank, that's Michael.
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- I'm Michael and that's Frank.
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- - Frank. Michael. Cool, got it.
- - Yeah. No, no. Frank...
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- - We're doing a hug. Come on in.
- - Oh, this is going really well.
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- Stop.
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- Hell, yeah. Laura.
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- Like are you looking
- for roommates by any chance?
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- No, I'm not, Frank.
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- Are you so excited you
- travelled, you little adventurer?
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- Yeah, I'm so excited,
- yeah, excited, woo!
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- - Well, what's going on?
- - You guys want beer?
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- Yes.
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- Yeah, so this is
- Michael and Frank.
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- - Hey, Michael and Frank.
- - Hey.
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- - Which one's which?
- - Oh, my bad.
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- Uh, Michael.
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- - Michael.
- - Yeah.
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- - Frank.
- - Have we met before?
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- Yeah, I think so.
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- Oh, my God! No, dude, it's when
- you came up for your 21st birthday.
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- - What? I'm pretty sure I was blitzed that whole time.
- - You were.
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- Wait!
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- Oh, holy shit!
- You were with that... that dude.
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- The one that kept trying to get
- us to ditch you girls because...
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- - Oh, my God!
- - ...Saturdays were for the boys.
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- - Shit! That was awesome.
- - Yeah.
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- - Yeah.
- - He was super awesome.
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- That was definitely awesome.
- Puka shells?
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- Yeah, nice to meet you guys too.
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- Anyway, here's something about
- good health or something, right?
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- - Yeah, take it.
- - Fuck dying, right?
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- Ooh!
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- It was such an eloquent toast
- from you all. I'm so inspired.
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- So, this girl tells me
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- that she wants to be buried in one
- of those tree urns when she goes.
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- Who are you dating?
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- And I'm like...
- oh, I have great taste in women,
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- you should just ask Michael.
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- Oh, yeah. You and Laura should
- start the saddest dating app ever.
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- - Nice.
- - We'd be millionaires.
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- Like you have
- like that one bad ex.
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- - No, never. Not once.
- - All right.
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- Frank, aren't you
- telling a story?
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- Oh, yeah, okay, anyhow.
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- So, then I told her
- that when I go,
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- I want my ashes to be shot out of
- the ocean out of a t-shirt cannon.
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- Out of the ocean though?
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- Into the ocean with a t-shirt
- cannon, sorry. I can't talk.
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- But, yeah, I think that...
- What's that? What did you say?
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- Well, you said out of the ocean and I
- was like who are you going to give...
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- No, I'm going to give it to a mermaid and
- she's going to shoot it out of the ocean...
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- - Guys, we can go, it's turning green.
- - We can go? Oh, okay.
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- Well, no, but then I was like,
- "I want to go to Davy Jones' locker.
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- Like I'm a fuckin'
- pirate, baby!"
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- Whatever, like the world
- is filled with mean people.
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- You're cheery.
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- Yeah, well, okay, but the point
- is like nobody thinks they're mean, right?
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- Like and then
- all of these mean people...
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- Well, actually
- all of us mean people
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- go around using other people's
- meanness just for our meanness.
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- 00:06:00,191 --> 00:06:02,193
- - So, it's like...
- - Is she always this sad?
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- Usually much sadder.
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- Oh, okay. Then good.
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- People are exactly the reason why
- people can't have nice things.
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- - Yeah, what?
- - Who do you mean?
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- - I don't know, people.
- - Yeah, well, like not everybody.
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- - Well, yeah, okay.
- - Most people.
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- It's kinda how it goes.
- People are going to people.
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- That's... Yeah, exactly.
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- I should know better by now.
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- Well, you can't blame
- yourself for that.
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- I mean, you can
- but you shouldn't.
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- It sounds a little like you really don't
- like the fact that you see good in people.
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- Ooh!
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- What?
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- Hey.
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- Hey,
- where did everybody go?
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- Um, Ro and Neha
- went for a smoke.
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- I don't know if Frank smokes
- but he went with them, so...
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- Yeah, sometimes
- we all have our vices.
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- Glad that we got that
- out of the way.
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- - That's it?
- - Just taking a break.
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- Woo! Ow!
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- Neha hasn't said
- one word since we got her food.
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- Fuck you! I'm trying to enjoy my food and I'd
- appreciate it if you didn't interrupt me.
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- Yeah, fuck you, Frank.
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- Oh, come on. Jesus!
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- You know you can
- just buy a slice, right?
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- I could, but I could
- also have a bite of yours.
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- - I think she's just using me for my pizza, guys.
- - One bite, come on.
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- - All right.
- - Definitely.
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- All right.
- Be careful, it's hot.
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- Okay.
- What did you do to this pizza?
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- - I bit it.
- - Murderer!
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- Fuck, that's hot!
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- You all right?
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- 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:51,102
- So, is it that bad?
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- Let's get this thing right here.
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- Why is it so hot?
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- Why are you eating it?
- They just said it's hot.
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- Why are you trying to eat it?
- They just said it's hot.
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- Once second,
- could you repeat that for a photograph?
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- <i>They're going
- to go through life</i>
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- 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:07,018
- with just like the tiniest bit
- of doubt and questioning
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- about whether they really
- are part cyborg or not
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- and then one day in college,
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- they'll finally discover
- that it's obviously not true
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- and they've just been lying
- to them the whole time.
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- 00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:18,797
- And what, the lesson is
- to just never trust anyone
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- 'cause your father
- is a sadistic liar
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- 00:08:20,698 --> 00:08:22,234
- and you should
- just never trust anybody?
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- 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:25,269
- Yeah, exactly. Ro, you get me.
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- The world is a bad, bad place and
- you should just never trust anybody.
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- Aside from the fact that your kids are
- going to be super fucked up in the head,
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- they'll just be like
- cutting their arm open,
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- like looking
- for cyborg parts and shit.
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- 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:37,682
- Well, yeah,
- I mean those are minor details
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- 00:08:37,715 --> 00:08:39,250
- but it's a great plan though,
- right?
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- And Michael is the one
- that gave me the idea for it.
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- Okay, look, just to be clear, I never
- condoned for it to go for this long.
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- How did this even come up?
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- Uh, me and Frank were having a conversation
- about how parents fuck up their kids.
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- - Oh, yeah, as one does.
- - Yeah, as one does.
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- Are your parents divorced?
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- Ooh, and the conversation
- takes a turn.
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- We live in the future now,
- of course they are.
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- Love is dead and all that shit.
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- Oh, yeah, I'm Michael,
- I have a dark soul.
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- 00:09:02,974 --> 00:09:04,042
- Yada-yada-yada.
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- 00:09:04,075 --> 00:09:06,110
- I love
- when Neha talks shit.
- 216
- 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:08,013
- Yes, I'm an asshole.
- I agree with that,
- 217
- 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:10,715
- but I know for a fact
- that you all hate your jobs.
- 218
- 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:13,018
- Aside from the part where
- it just kinda dominates my life,
- 219
- 00:09:13,051 --> 00:09:14,787
- I actually enjoy my job. Yep.
- 220
- 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:17,723
- Ro! I love you.
- 221
- 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:19,957
- That's kinda like
- really unhealthy. Right?
- 222
- 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:21,359
- No, I mean no, I get it.
- 223
- 00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:25,229
- It's pretty much the same for me,
- but I don't know. I still love it.
- 224
- 00:09:25,263 --> 00:09:27,032
- What is it
- that you do again?
- 225
- 00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:29,001
- - I work...
- - I think they're broken.
- 226
- 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:32,970
- I work at a hospital as a
- Strategic Advancement Director.
- 227
- 00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:34,339
- Silly business.
- 228
- 00:09:34,372 --> 00:09:35,741
- Uh, yeah.
- 229
- 00:09:35,773 --> 00:09:38,210
- Wait, wait.
- Your job acronym is S.A.D.
- 230
- 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,811
- It's like literally, sad.
- 231
- 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:43,148
- Ah, it is.
- I never realized that.
- 232
- 00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:45,883
- You know what?
- I kinda love that.
- 233
- 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:49,354
- Oh my God! If you say you love your job one
- more time, I might actually believe you.
- 234
- 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:55,893
- I love my job as a Strategic
- Advancement Director
- 235
- 00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:59,498
- for a remote hospital
- in the boonies of California.
- 236
- 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:02,200
- - Well, all right.
- - You guys are fucking weird.
- 237
- 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,569
- And you guys
- are fucking hippies.
- 238
- 00:10:03,601 --> 00:10:06,404
- Okay, that's like the meanest thing
- that anyone's ever said to me.
- 239
- 00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:07,806
- That was pretty sick.
- 240
- 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,108
- - Right?
- - What?
- 241
- 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:12,444
- Fellow job lover Ro,
- what do you do?
- 242
- 00:10:12,476 --> 00:10:14,178
- I'm an assistant.
- 243
- 00:10:14,211 --> 00:10:15,679
- Obviously, a good one.
- 244
- 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:19,383
- Well, it's nice to have something to
- show considering the hours and stuff.
- 245
- 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:23,455
- Yeah, like I don't know. How do you guys
- know that you love your jobs? Just...
- 246
- 00:10:23,488 --> 00:10:26,090
- I don't know. Shit's just tight.
- 247
- 00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:28,359
- - Yeah.
- - Meanwhile on this couch, oh...
- 248
- 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:31,295
- Oh!
- 249
- 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:35,234
- And the award for the saddest high
- five of the evening goes to...
- 250
- 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,469
- - Oh! Gross.
- - Hey boo, that's not fair.
- 251
- 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:39,104
- - Oh, my God!
- - Get a room.
- 252
- 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,506
- - Come on, girl.
- - Neha's watching!
- 253
- 00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:43,508
- She's never watched that.
- 254
- 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:46,812
- Ow!
- 255
- 00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:48,312
- That was definitely your fault.
- 256
- 00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:49,447
- Are you kidding?
- 257
- 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,116
- No, that was like
- a hundred percent you.
- 258
- 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:55,052
- No, you're the one that was on top
- and then you started to fall...
- 259
- 00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,990
- Oh, did you just kiss me
- to shut me up?
- 260
- 00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:01,527
- No, I kissed you to kiss you
- but that was a very nice bonus.
- 261
- 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,497
- You're such a brat. Oh!
- 262
- 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:08,366
- All right, that was fun.
- See you around.
- 263
- 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,970
- Yeah, cool. See you later.
- 264
- 00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:15,306
- - I'm kidding.
- - I'm not.
- 265
- 00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:20,245
- I'm kidding?
- 266
- 00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:23,581
- I promise.
- 267
- 00:11:23,614 --> 00:11:26,851
- You know, it works better if you
- don't say it like a question.
- 268
- 00:11:26,884 --> 00:11:28,052
- I know.
- 269
- 00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:36,394
- You're actually
- the one who's running away
- 270
- 00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:38,429
- from everything and everyone
- you love in a week.
- 271
- 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,098
- What? I'm not running away.
- 272
- 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:41,532
- Pretty casual life event.
- 273
- 00:11:41,566 --> 00:11:43,167
- I know, right?
- 274
- 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,070
- How's that feeling?
- 275
- 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,471
- Exciting?
- 276
- 00:11:46,504 --> 00:11:49,006
- You know, it works better if you
- don't make it sound like a question.
- 277
- 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,241
- Ooh, yeah, yeah. I know.
- 278
- 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:54,547
- I mean, it's exciting. It is.
- It's gonna be... refreshing.
- 279
- 00:11:56,547 --> 00:11:58,883
- Where are you going again?
- And for what?
- 280
- 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:02,421
- I'm starting out by helping
- a small organic farm in Spain...
- 281
- 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:04,556
- Are you a hippie?
- 282
- 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:06,925
- You say that like someone
- just stabbed you.
- 283
- 00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:09,093
- If you are, then someone
- did just stab me.
- 284
- 00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:11,128
- I'm not. I promise.
- 285
- 00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:14,066
- I mean, I promise?
- 286
- 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:18,102
- - It's a nice farm too.
- - Okay.
- 287
- 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,937
- Yeah, anyways.
- 288
- 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:23,875
- So, yeah, I'm going to go there
- and then I go to London
- 289
- 00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:25,309
- for my Master's.
- 290
- 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:28,080
- - For like a year.
- - I'm so disappointed with myself.
- 291
- 00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,580
- I'm sorry. What was that?
- 292
- 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:32,117
- I'm starting
- a nudist commune in Berkeley.
- 293
- 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,518
- Fuckin' knew it.
- 294
- 00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:36,955
- Okay, so London.
- 295
- 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,590
- Mm-hmm.
- 296
- 00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:40,392
- Why would it go for two?
- 297
- 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:44,096
- Mm-mm. I guess
- I'm bad at school.
- 298
- 00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:45,630
- Are you bad at school?
- 299
- 00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:49,066
- Mm-mm, more like
- if I get bored with it.
- 300
- 00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:52,370
- Why would you ever
- get bored of school?
- 301
- 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,605
- I know, right?
- 302
- 00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:56,575
- No, more like if I lose
- interest, I guess.
- 303
- 00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,977
- Which would happen because...?
- 304
- 00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:01,245
- 'Cause I just like signed up
- for this Master's
- 305
- 00:13:01,278 --> 00:13:03,014
- because I have no idea
- what I'm doing with my life.
- 306
- 00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:04,082
- Ah!
- 307
- 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,287
- I hadn't said that
- out aloud yet.
- 308
- 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,489
- It's really depressing.
- 309
- 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,393
- Well, if it makes you feel
- any better, I, like you,
- 310
- 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,196
- am also completely unsure of
- what I'm doing with my life too.
- 311
- 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,499
- - Nope.
- - No?
- 312
- 00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:22,033
- - No.
- - Okay.
- 313
- 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,968
- How about this?
- 314
- 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:27,539
- I'm pretty sure
- that a majority of our peers
- 315
- 00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:31,243
- are also completely unsure of the
- current paths their lives are on
- 316
- 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:35,147
- and the uncertainty is
- slowly killing them unknowingly.
- 317
- 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,616
- All of us are just lost,
- 318
- 00:13:37,648 --> 00:13:39,551
- even the ones who seem like
- they know what they're doing,
- 319
- 00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:44,523
- even the ones working
- for Médecins Sans Frontières
- 320
- 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:50,696
- saving lives just completely,
- overwhelmingly lost,
- 321
- 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,498
- flailing at nothing.
- 322
- 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:58,669
- Well, maybe not them
- but everyone else's super lost.
- 323
- 00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:00,172
- Life is fun.
- 324
- 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,242
- Yeah.
- 325
- 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,082
- Why are you cool?
- 326
- 00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:14,552
- Hmm? Oh, what?
- 327
- 00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:15,888
- That's a weird question.
- 328
- 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,991
- I mean like why are you cool and
- why am I meeting you right now
- 329
- 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,725
- before I'm about to leave
- for a fucking long time?
- 330
- 00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:23,995
- Stop being cool.
- 331
- 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:25,530
- - No promises.
- - Stop it.
- 332
- 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:31,268
- And it's because the world don't give
- no fucks about timing or love or...
- 333
- 00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:34,339
- or cool people
- being cool together...
- 334
- 00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:35,975
- - Mm-hmm.
- - You know what I mean.
- 335
- 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,645
- Yeah, it sucks.
- 336
- 00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:43,047
- Yeah.
- 337
- 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,455
- Am I going to see you tomorrow?
- 338
- 00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,490
- Maybe.
- 339
- 00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:56,527
- Yes.
- 340
- 00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:58,662
- Yes?
- 341
- 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,036
- Sweet.
- 342
- 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,516
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
- 343
- 00:15:51,548 --> 00:15:52,750
- we're here...
- 344
- 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,188
- - Are you drunk already?
- - No.
- 345
- 00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:58,456
- - Are you sure?
- - Are you sure?
- 346
- 00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:01,659
- Yeah, but I forgot what I was
- going to say. So, to you guys!
- 347
- 00:16:01,692 --> 00:16:03,694
- - Yeah!
- - To us!
- 348
- 00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,864
- - Yeah! Sure!
- - Cool.
- 349
- 00:16:05,897 --> 00:16:08,200
- I mean,
- are you going to say it?
- 350
- 00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:12,436
- I don't know about you guys,
- 351
- 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,273
- but I think I'm really drunk.
- 352
- 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,442
- - Me too actually.
- - You look very composed.
- 353
- 00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:19,176
- - You?
- - Yeah!
- 354
- 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,311
- You couldn't tell?
- 355
- 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,480
- I swear there was
- two people at this table...
- 356
- 00:17:13,497 --> 00:17:16,567
- I forgot
- how cold it is here.
- 357
- 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602
- It's also like his house.
- 358
- 00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:20,805
- It's so creepy.
- 359
- 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:23,875
- This whole place
- is like made of noise.
- 360
- 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:25,209
- Yeah.
- 361
- 00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:31,483
- Argh, ah!
- 362
- 00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:32,484
- What are you doing?
- 363
- 00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:34,285
- I'm laying down.
- 364
- 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,856
- And you should know,
- you look great from here.
- 365
- 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,058
- Mm-hmm.
- 366
- 00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:44,196
- And you also look great from
- behind and when you're above.
- 367
- 00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:46,330
- Overall anytime you're naked.
- 368
- 00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:48,799
- Thank you.
- 369
- 00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:53,337
- Can I have your number?
- 370
- 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,639
- I just realized
- I don't have your number
- 371
- 00:17:55,673 --> 00:17:58,310
- and I also know
- that you're leaving soon
- 372
- 00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:02,746
- and it isn't exactly useful and I'm
- saying too many words but, yeah.
- 373
- 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,182
- Yes.
- 374
- 00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:09,454
- To the number part or are you agreeing
- with this being pretty futile.
- 375
- 00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:11,223
- - Both.
- - Hmm.
- 376
- 00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:14,558
- Your sense of humor
- is kinda weird.
- 377
- 00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:16,093
- Ugh, thanks.
- 378
- 00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:19,630
- Most people say it tethers between
- completely unfunny and morbidly depressing
- 379
- 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,900
- so, I'll take weird.
- 380
- 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,134
- Mmm.
- 381
- 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,904
- So, are we going to talk about
- how much we miss each other
- 382
- 00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:27,671
- when we never
- see each other again?
- 383
- 00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:28,939
- Obviously.
- 384
- 00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:31,243
- That is the perfect
- relationship.
- 385
- 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:34,012
- We get to have
- all the emotional baggage
- 386
- 00:18:34,044 --> 00:18:35,679
- and none of the fun.
- 387
- 00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,349
- By which I mean sex.
- 388
- 00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:40,685
- - Mm-hmm.
- - All sadness, no sex.
- 389
- 00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:43,955
- Yeah, it's like when I cry myself
- to sleep at night when I miss you,
- 390
- 00:18:43,987 --> 00:18:46,390
- it's like nobody
- will be there to hold me.
- 391
- 00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,260
- Way to ratchet things up, Laura.
- 392
- 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,462
- - Damn.
- - I'm kidding. It's a joke.
- 393
- 00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:51,862
- I know.
- 394
- 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,867
- Honestly, this is a bummer.
- 395
- 00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:57,301
- Yeah.
- 396
- 00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,972
- You're gone in a week?
- 397
- 00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,407
- Uh-huh.
- 398
- 00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:07,611
- That's unfortunate.
- 399
- 00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:12,516
- You're just going home?
- Where are you from again?
- 400
- 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,887
- Yeah, I'm just going to go drop
- my car off back in Berkeley.
- 401
- 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:18,689
- - Ah!
- - Hang out there for a week.
- 402
- 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:21,026
- I was going to see my parents,
- but they went to Hawaii.
- 403
- 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,926
- - Well, that's pretty cold.
- - Nah, it's fine.
- 404
- 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,062
- I see them like all the time.
- I saw them two weeks ago actually.
- 405
- 00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:27,766
- Ah, well, in that case,
- fuck, yeah, Hawaii.
- 406
- 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,033
- Yeah.
- 407
- 00:19:45,882 --> 00:19:47,918
- You should just come down to LA.
- 408
- 00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:49,388
- I know, right?
- 409
- 00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:53,991
- Fuck it, do it.
- 410
- 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,865
- I'm serious. Fuck it,
- just start your vacation early.
- 411
- 00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,600
- Are you serious?
- 412
- 00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:03,934
- I just said I'm serious.
- 413
- 00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,571
- But like are you serious,
- serious or you're like...
- 414
- 00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:08,874
- If you're about it,
- 415
- 00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:11,876
- I can take the week off
- 416
- 00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:14,713
- or well, I can probably
- start my weekend early.
- 417
- 00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:16,781
- You're serious.
- 418
- 00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:18,582
- Fuck, yeah, I am.
- 419
- 00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,852
- You just invited me
- to your house in LA.
- 420
- 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,921
- Do it!
- 421
- 00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:24,522
- Why are you still sitting?
- 422
- 00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,358
- Come on down,
- the weather's fine.
- 423
- 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:29,827
- Are you talking
- about the bed or LA or...
- 424
- 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,629
- Well, neither. I don't know.
- Just trying to get you to lay down.
- 425
- 00:20:32,663 --> 00:20:34,699
- I hope I don't hate you.
- 426
- 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:37,035
- Oh, well, I'm pretty hateable
- 427
- 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:41,638
- so that's almost definitely
- going to be very bad.
- 428
- 00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:42,839
- Damn!
- 429
- 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:45,442
- I guess for me it's
- like kinda bummer to realize
- 430
- 00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,379
- that what I wanted to do may not
- actually be what I want to do.
- 431
- 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,648
- Yeah, hence
- the life-changing move.
- 432
- 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,748
- Yeah, I know.
- 433
- 00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:53,885
- It's like the most entitled
- thing ever to be like.
- 434
- 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,787
- I feel like I'm wasting my life
- so I'm going to go to Europe.
- 435
- 00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,389
- At least you're doing
- something productive.
- 436
- 00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:07,599
- Sun set.
- 437
- 00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:08,799
- It's pretty.
- 438
- 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:18,176
- Try packing for an entire year.
- Like it would be any smaller.
- 439
- 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,012
- Okay, how you doing there?
- 440
- 00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:23,113
- - I have a technique with my knee.
- - Ah-ha!
- 441
- 00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:29,186
- Laura, has of course refused
- all help with that thing.
- 442
- 00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:31,822
- How about the stairs?
- Want some help now?
- 443
- 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:39,431
- Welcome to my apartment
- which is decorated by a boy.
- 444
- 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,999
- It's nice. It's clean.
- 445
- 00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:42,900
- Thanks, I like to think so.
- 446
- 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:49,441
- So, you want to unpack now
- or just grab food or drinks
- 447
- 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,910
- or just fucking go nuts and black
- out and wake up in Mexico. What's up?
- 448
- 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,680
- Um, food in Mexico
- after blacking out?
- 449
- 00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:58,049
- Yes, I like
- where your head's at.
- 450
- 00:21:58,081 --> 00:22:01,619
- Yeah, so my 12-year-old self is
- sitting there bawling my eyes out,
- 451
- 00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:03,821
- crying about how Beanie Babies
- are going out of business
- 452
- 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,458
- and they'll be gone forever and
- everyone's going to forget about them
- 453
- 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,225
- which means one day
- I'll be gone forever
- 454
- 00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:10,762
- and everyone is going
- to forget about me.
- 455
- 00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:11,995
- Wow!
- 456
- 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,032
- Yeah, and my parents who by
- now are completely un-amused
- 457
- 00:22:15,065 --> 00:22:16,967
- are looking at me like, "Why?"
- 458
- 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:17,835
- Mm-hmm.
- 459
- 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,003
- I took a good second
- to catch my breath
- 460
- 00:22:19,036 --> 00:22:22,006
- and they go, and I wish
- I could do the accent better,
- 461
- 00:22:23,707 --> 00:22:27,644
- "Okay, well,
- your food is getting cold."
- 462
- 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:30,849
- That's awesome!
- 463
- 00:22:30,881 --> 00:22:32,583
- - Yeah.
- - Or sad.
- 464
- 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:35,520
- Well, I think...
- I think they were right though, you know.
- 465
- 00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:39,556
- Excellent handling of prepubescent
- existential crisis I think.
- 466
- 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:42,025
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 467
- 00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:44,628
- Yeah, so that was
- my very graceful first encounter
- 468
- 00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:47,665
- with the recognition
- of death as an inevitability.
- 469
- 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,570
- Your turn for formative
- childhood memory.
- 470
- 00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:54,671
- Hmm, yours was cute and funny.
- 471
- 00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:57,774
- No. No, no, no.
- It's going to be great.
- 472
- 00:22:57,808 --> 00:23:00,211
- Unless you like murder
- someone in it or something.
- 473
- 00:23:00,244 --> 00:23:01,480
- How'd you know?
- 474
- 00:23:02,879 --> 00:23:03,782
- Okay.
- 475
- 00:23:04,849 --> 00:23:07,217
- I remember hiding
- under the covers with my brother
- 476
- 00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:09,988
- because our parents were
- fighting outside of our room
- 477
- 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:11,955
- which happened a lot.
- 478
- 00:23:11,988 --> 00:23:14,091
- Um, and this time,
- 479
- 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:18,162
- I kinda like just decided
- 480
- 00:23:18,195 --> 00:23:20,999
- that I was not ever
- going to end up
- 481
- 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:26,738
- like living in a house having
- arguments with someone I hated.
- 482
- 00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:28,673
- Hmm.
- 483
- 00:23:28,705 --> 00:23:29,940
- - Yeah.
- - Hmm.
- 484
- 00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:34,979
- It was like my first sense
- of agency, you know,
- 485
- 00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:36,414
- which is kinda
- depressing to have
- 486
- 00:23:36,446 --> 00:23:39,283
- and all that when you realize you
- can try out your own path to be
- 487
- 00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:42,587
- in response to never wanting
- to become your parents.
- 488
- 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,756
- Yeah.
- 489
- 00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:47,959
- I told you
- that was dark.
- 490
- 00:23:47,992 --> 00:23:50,328
- I'm not very good at this whole
- casual conversation thing.
- 491
- 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:54,064
- Yeah. We're good
- at being bad at stuff.
- 492
- 00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:56,935
- - Which, you know, fun.
- - Yeah.
- 493
- 00:23:56,967 --> 00:23:58,835
- We're good at being...
- does that make sense?
- 494
- 00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:00,772
- - Absolutely.
- - We're good at being bad at stuff.
- 495
- 00:24:00,804 --> 00:24:03,740
- - Yeah, I'll take it.
- - Good.
- 496
- 00:24:20,090 --> 00:24:22,827
- I know doing something
- good is better than nothing,
- 497
- 00:24:22,859 --> 00:24:25,096
- but like, I don't know.
- 498
- 00:24:25,128 --> 00:24:28,933
- I was starting to feel like I was just
- going to be like spending my entire life,
- 499
- 00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:36,674
- like, like I don't know,
- walking across the world.
- 500
- 00:24:36,706 --> 00:24:39,243
- Sort of like just
- slowly going nowhere...
- 501
- 00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:40,978
- - On foot.
- - Yeah, exactly.
- 502
- 00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,047
- - I get it.
- - Yeah, anyways. I don't know.
- 503
- 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:48,919
- It was really frustrating
- so I quit and, yeah.
- 504
- 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:53,291
- I guess I feel like going back
- to school will open up more doors
- 505
- 00:24:53,323 --> 00:24:55,392
- so I'll probably be able
- to do more, you know.
- 506
- 00:24:55,426 --> 00:24:56,426
- Yeah.
- 507
- 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,830
- But I don't want to be
- a politician though so.
- 508
- 00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,230
- I'd hope not.
- 509
- 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,502
- What about you?
- 510
- 00:25:04,535 --> 00:25:07,339
- What's this job you're supposed
- to be at in like...
- 511
- 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,408
- ...five hours?
- 512
- 00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:12,877
- Uh, it's like...
- 513
- 00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:16,147
- Okay, so the people are awesome
- 514
- 00:25:16,179 --> 00:25:18,917
- and I was pretty blessed
- to fall into it.
- 515
- 00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:21,686
- And?
- 516
- 00:25:21,718 --> 00:25:22,820
- I fucking hate it.
- 517
- 00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:25,922
- I was asking what it was,
- but that's good to know too.
- 518
- 00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:28,792
- Oh, right, yes,
- the original question.
- 519
- 00:25:28,826 --> 00:25:34,165
- Um, I work
- at a small boutique ad agency
- 520
- 00:25:34,197 --> 00:25:35,899
- as a project manager.
- 521
- 00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:37,835
- Basically I pamper clients.
- 522
- 00:25:37,868 --> 00:25:41,071
- I'm like essentially an ad man.
- 523
- 00:25:41,105 --> 00:25:44,042
- I'm part of the team
- that had a huge hand
- 524
- 00:25:44,074 --> 00:25:48,178
- in sending pop culture down the super
- productive path it's currently on.
- 525
- 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:50,782
- It's like I'm literally
- one of the bad guys.
- 526
- 00:25:51,715 --> 00:25:55,186
- The world runs because
- good people do bad things.
- 527
- 00:25:55,218 --> 00:25:57,754
- Yeah, I agree.
- 528
- 00:25:57,788 --> 00:26:00,024
- I mean it's not nice
- but I feel like it's true.
- 529
- 00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:01,226
- I felt that way.
- 530
- 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,063
- Except, you do good stuff
- 531
- 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:09,867
- like preserving our environment
- for future generations
- 532
- 00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:12,736
- and you've spent
- all of your early 20's
- 533
- 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:14,772
- working towards that exact goal.
- 534
- 00:26:14,804 --> 00:26:17,774
- Yeah, but on a personal level it's
- exactly the same thing, you know,
- 535
- 00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:19,377
- it's like that joke
- you made the other day.
- 536
- 00:26:21,011 --> 00:26:22,312
- What joke I...
- 537
- 00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:24,380
- Like the one about...
- 538
- 00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:26,951
- I kinda say... I kinda
- say a lot of stuff, right?
- 539
- 00:26:26,984 --> 00:26:28,386
- - The one about...
- - I just say shit.
- 540
- 00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:30,821
- ...depressed doctors
- at MSF, you know.
- 541
- 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:32,824
- You said it like it may
- or may not be true so,
- 542
- 00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,926
- I don't know, but whatever
- the point is it's like
- 543
- 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,327
- you're "flailing at nothing"
- was the phrase.
- 544
- 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,999
- Ah, yes that.
- That definitely sounds like me.
- 545
- 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,103
- Yeah, I remember that.
- 546
- 00:26:51,407 --> 00:26:53,910
- So, you know how as Americans
- we hate being told what to do?
- 547
- 00:26:53,944 --> 00:26:55,812
- Fuck, yeah!
- 548
- 00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,749
- We love freedom
- more than life itself.
- 549
- 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,383
- Right, and like even if we
- were going to do it anyway
- 550
- 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:01,086
- is we don't want
- to be told to do it.
- 551
- 00:27:02,086 --> 00:27:03,187
- Probably.
- 552
- 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,490
- So, like as a result we have
- a lot of personal freedom.
- 553
- 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,192
- Well, hold on.
- Some more than others.
- 554
- 00:27:08,225 --> 00:27:10,093
- Okay, so there's always
- more work to be done,
- 555
- 00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:11,896
- but like generally speaking,
- 556
- 00:27:11,928 --> 00:27:14,831
- we have more personal freedom
- now than we used to, you know?
- 557
- 00:27:14,865 --> 00:27:16,300
- - Yeah.
- - Like in my case,
- 558
- 00:27:16,332 --> 00:27:20,071
- I didn't like
- what I was doing so I quit
- 559
- 00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:23,039
- and now I'm literally flying across
- the world because I've decided to.
- 560
- 00:27:23,072 --> 00:27:24,742
- Yeah.
- 561
- 00:27:24,774 --> 00:27:28,912
- And it's like, we haven't really thought about
- what to do with all that freedom, you know.
- 562
- 00:27:28,946 --> 00:27:32,449
- We're like, maybe
- we have but like not really.
- 563
- 00:27:55,138 --> 00:27:57,507
- You look like someone
- killed your cat.
- 564
- 00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:59,277
- Dana just put her two weeks in.
- 565
- 00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:01,411
- So that meeting went well.
- 566
- 00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:03,580
- - Damn!
- - Yeah.
- 567
- 00:28:03,613 --> 00:28:06,183
- Jim really knows
- how to understaff a place.
- 568
- 00:28:06,216 --> 00:28:07,517
- It's that "start-up" vibe.
- 569
- 00:28:07,551 --> 00:28:10,554
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 570
- 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:12,824
- Well, at least
- there's beer in the fridge.
- 571
- 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,793
- Nobody ever drinks it,
- but at least it's there.
- 572
- 00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:27,437
- Hey there,
- can I get you anymore tea?
- 573
- 00:28:27,471 --> 00:28:28,339
- Uh, sure.
- 574
- 00:28:28,371 --> 00:28:30,841
- Okay, give me
- one more minute, ma'am.
- 575
- 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,042
- Thank you.
- 576
- 00:28:36,613 --> 00:28:39,115
- <i>So, how's LA honey?</i>
- 577
- 00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:42,853
- It's nice or maybe it's just
- like better than I imagined.
- 578
- 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,489
- I don't know why
- I always thought I hated LA.
- 579
- 00:28:45,522 --> 00:28:48,626
- <i>Oh, probably because you got
- sick when we went to Disneyland</i>
- 580
- 00:28:48,658 --> 00:28:50,561
- <i>and cried in all of the lines</i>
- 581
- 00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:52,863
- <i>so we never went back
- to Los Angeles again.</i>
- 582
- 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,498
- Well, no I didn't.
- 583
- 00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:57,001
- <i>Yeah, yeah, you did.
- You don't remember?</i>
- 584
- 00:28:57,033 --> 00:29:00,003
- <i>Your brother thought it was his
- fault and felt bad the whole time,</i>
- 585
- 00:29:00,036 --> 00:29:01,905
- <i>which was kinda adorable.</i>
- 586
- 00:29:01,938 --> 00:29:04,207
- - I know.
- - Um, I did that?
- 587
- 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,410
- <i>You did that. Yes. Oops.</i>
- 588
- 00:29:06,443 --> 00:29:07,878
- Sorry.
- 589
- 00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:09,579
- <i>You should have seen your dad.</i>
- 590
- 00:29:09,612 --> 00:29:11,148
- Ugh, I can imagine.
- 591
- 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,550
- Anyway, I've been looking
- at apartments in London.
- 592
- 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,186
- - <i>Uh-huh.</i>
- - And...
- 593
- 00:29:15,218 --> 00:29:18,955
- My first takeaway
- is that they're very expensive.
- 594
- 00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:20,957
- <i>You're having second thoughts?</i>
- 595
- 00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:27,965
- No, it's just like eye-opening
- and like... expensive.
- 596
- 00:29:27,997 --> 00:29:31,068
- <i>I told you, honey, it was
- going to be quite a change.</i>
- 597
- 00:29:32,602 --> 00:29:35,438
- Yeah, I know.
- I didn't plan it very well.
- 598
- 00:29:35,472 --> 00:29:37,642
- <i>No, it's not that.
- I mean, that's all fine.</i>
- 599
- 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:40,378
- <i>Well, for me at least.
- I'm not the one figuring out my life.</i>
- 600
- 00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:42,178
- Well, thanks, Mom.
- 601
- 00:29:42,212 --> 00:29:43,547
- <i>I'm sorry.</i>
- 602
- 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:46,117
- Do you think
- I'm doing the right thing?
- 603
- 00:29:46,149 --> 00:29:47,417
- Is this like a good decision?
- 604
- 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:49,620
- <i>Laura, honey,
- I honestly can't say.</i>
- 605
- 00:29:49,653 --> 00:29:52,957
- <i>I mean, I think what
- you're doing is pretty drastic,</i>
- 606
- 00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:54,592
- <i>but I also can't blame you.</i>
- 607
- 00:29:55,525 --> 00:29:57,394
- <i>If I was in your shoes,</i>
- 608
- 00:29:57,427 --> 00:29:59,496
- <i>I might have done
- what you're doing.</i>
- 609
- 00:30:00,731 --> 00:30:02,300
- <i>I love your father very much</i>
- 610
- 00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:04,567
- <i>and I'm happy
- with where I'm at in life</i>
- 611
- 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,203
- <i>and how I did things.</i>
- 612
- 00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:08,939
- <i>I mean, it wasn't easy and there were
- things I had to give up on the way,</i>
- 613
- 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,942
- <i>but like I've said before,</i>
- 614
- 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,111
- <i>you live
- in an absolutely new age.</i>
- 615
- 00:30:15,145 --> 00:30:17,114
- <i>I can't imagine things now.</i>
- 616
- 00:30:17,147 --> 00:30:22,086
- <i>I mean, I don't know what
- it is like for you nowadays.</i>
- 617
- 00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:25,622
- <i>I mean, for me, I got my degree,
- started a family</i>
- 618
- 00:30:25,656 --> 00:30:29,359
- <i>and I've been at my job
- working it for 20 years.</i>
- 619
- 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,660
- <i>It's okay.</i>
- 620
- 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:33,330
- <i>The people are good and we're
- not destroying the earth,</i>
- 621
- 00:30:33,363 --> 00:30:35,632
- <i>but for me that's all I need.</i>
- 622
- 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,703
- <i>But it's different now
- for people your age.</i>
- 623
- 00:30:38,735 --> 00:30:41,604
- <i>I mean, endless possibilities
- have been presented.</i>
- 624
- 00:30:41,638 --> 00:30:43,507
- <i>Whether or not that's better,</i>
- 625
- 00:30:45,141 --> 00:30:49,312
- <i>well, that is the part where I think you
- have to figure things out on your own.</i>
- 626
- 00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:50,348
- Yeah, but like...
- 627
- 00:30:51,415 --> 00:30:53,984
- - Okay...
- - <i>Basically honey, look,</i>
- 628
- 00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:57,287
- <i>I don't have any way to know whether
- or not you're doing the right thing,</i>
- 629
- 00:30:58,222 --> 00:31:01,425
- <i>but you're young and you'll probably
- live twice as long as we will,</i>
- 630
- 00:31:01,457 --> 00:31:04,394
- <i>so, why not, you know?</i>
- 631
- 00:31:05,462 --> 00:31:07,131
- Okay, thank you.
- 632
- 00:31:09,366 --> 00:31:11,602
- <i>You also need to come to Hawaii.</i>
- 633
- 00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:13,070
- <i>It's beautiful.</i>
- 634
- 00:31:13,102 --> 00:31:16,206
- <i>Me and your dad jumped off some
- rocks into the ocean yesterday</i>
- 635
- 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,441
- - <i>and wow!</i>
- - You what?
- 636
- 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:21,779
- <i>We jumped
- off some rocks into the ocean.</i>
- 637
- 00:31:21,811 --> 00:31:23,680
- <i>It was amazing.</i>
- 638
- 00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:25,249
- That's nice.
- 639
- 00:31:25,282 --> 00:31:28,151
- Oh, honey,
- you're home so soon.
- 640
- 00:31:28,185 --> 00:31:30,087
- How was work?
- Would you like a meatloaf?
- 641
- 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,290
- Uh, I'm not going to lie,
- that was pretty frightening.
- 642
- 00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:36,426
- That's me,
- your worst domestic nightmare.
- 643
- 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,660
- Oh, God!
- 644
- 00:31:37,694 --> 00:31:39,597
- No, really, how was work?
- 645
- 00:31:39,629 --> 00:31:44,635
- I just stared at the computer
- and had a sandwich at some point
- 646
- 00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:48,039
- and had some coffee,
- 647
- 00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:50,774
- stared at the computer
- some more,
- 648
- 00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:52,777
- had some more coffee.
- 649
- 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,378
- Oh, yeah, Neha says, "Hey."
- 650
- 00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:56,312
- How much do you get paid
- to do that, again?
- 651
- 00:31:56,346 --> 00:31:57,615
- I don't know.
- 652
- 00:31:57,648 --> 00:32:00,083
- I stopped counting
- because it was so much.
- 653
- 00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:04,221
- Oh, also I decided
- to just take the week off.
- 654
- 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,188
- What?
- 655
- 00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,691
- Yeah, 'cause things are slow
- 656
- 00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:11,428
- and I've been hauling ass for months and
- I'm about to again in a couple of weeks
- 657
- 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,565
- and you're here
- and fuck it, you know.
- 658
- 00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:16,567
- You can just do that?
- 659
- 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,804
- We have one of those "we trust our
- employee" paid time off policies.
- 660
- 00:32:22,339 --> 00:32:23,607
- I think I'm blushing.
- 661
- 00:32:23,639 --> 00:32:24,609
- It'll be fun.
- 662
- 00:32:25,509 --> 00:32:26,844
- What should we do to celebrate?
- 663
- 00:32:26,877 --> 00:32:32,316
- Uh, I haven't thought that far.
- 664
- 00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:35,619
- You know it works better when
- you don't say it like a question.
- 665
- 00:32:35,651 --> 00:32:39,456
- <i>What I mean is
- I get terribly lonely sometimes.</i>
- 666
- 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,493
- <i>Me too.</i>
- 667
- 00:32:43,659 --> 00:32:46,263
- You like your wine
- to taste like wine.
- 668
- 00:32:46,295 --> 00:32:47,697
- You're gonna taste it
- or something?
- 669
- 00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:49,867
- Tried really hard
- not to, I promise.
- 670
- 00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:52,703
- Hmm, what are we
- going to do with you?
- 671
- 00:32:52,735 --> 00:32:54,571
- We are in a wine store.
- 672
- 00:32:55,539 --> 00:32:58,676
- Is that you trying to tell me
- to drink myself into ruin?
- 673
- 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,176
- Are you trying to ruin me?
- 674
- 00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:01,544
- Duh!
- 675
- 00:33:01,578 --> 00:33:05,516
- Oh, good 'cause it's been a while
- since I've had a good ruining.
- 676
- 00:33:05,549 --> 00:33:08,652
- Oh, yeah? It's like a side hobby
- of yours, an annual ruining?
- 677
- 00:33:08,685 --> 00:33:11,155
- Yeah, it's the best.
- You should try it.
- 678
- 00:33:11,187 --> 00:33:13,456
- Well, I'm a connoisseur of ruin.
- 679
- 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:15,459
- You're fucking nuts.
- 680
- 00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:16,527
- Aren't we all?
- 681
- 00:33:18,494 --> 00:33:21,498
- - Drink?
- - Yeah.
- 682
- 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:22,765
- What are you making?
- 683
- 00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:26,904
- Um, Gatorade and soda water,
- 684
- 00:33:26,936 --> 00:33:31,908
- so it's a Gatorade
- and gin or soda water.
- 685
- 00:33:31,942 --> 00:33:33,711
- <i>Which one was the first one?</i>
- 686
- 00:33:33,744 --> 00:33:36,147
- "Stay free, stay true."
- 687
- 00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:39,582
- Yeah, I think
- it's pretty self-explanatory.
- 688
- 00:33:39,616 --> 00:33:42,520
- - Hmm. No.
- - No?
- 689
- 00:33:42,552 --> 00:33:45,488
- All right,
- my 18-year-old self is like,
- 690
- 00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:49,159
- "You're going to fucking sell out
- one of these days, you motherfucker.
- 691
- 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:53,297
- So this is to remind you
- that you used to have morals."
- 692
- 00:33:53,330 --> 00:33:55,666
- Hmm, I love that.
- 693
- 00:33:55,698 --> 00:33:56,801
- Yeah, that's awesome.
- 694
- 00:33:58,034 --> 00:34:00,904
- I kinda think that's the point
- of tattoos really, you know.
- 695
- 00:34:00,937 --> 00:34:04,707
- Mini time capsules of whatever
- was important at the time.
- 696
- 00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,877
- Only in this case,
- it was important then
- 697
- 00:34:06,909 --> 00:34:10,580
- and now just well,
- quietly ignored every day.
- 698
- 00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:14,185
- Hmm, and this one?
- 699
- 00:34:14,217 --> 00:34:16,186
- - Uh, yeah.
- - Cut ups?
- 700
- 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:19,355
- Uh, yeah, also 18,
- me and my group of friends
- 701
- 00:34:19,389 --> 00:34:22,359
- were going to college or
- whatever the fuck we were doing.
- 702
- 00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:24,594
- There were five of us.
- 703
- 00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,763
- We, uh... it's dumb.
- 704
- 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:30,701
- So, because
- we were cool as shit,
- 705
- 00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:36,373
- uh, we called ourselves
- "Cut ups",
- 706
- 00:34:36,406 --> 00:34:41,946
- sort of like joke
- bastardization of fuck ups.
- 707
- 00:34:41,978 --> 00:34:43,681
- - Right.
- - I don't know.
- 708
- 00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,583
- It's clever.
- 709
- 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:50,454
- We were all about to leave,
- so we got matching tattoos.
- 710
- 00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:51,989
- Yeah, Frank has one.
- 711
- 00:34:52,022 --> 00:34:53,724
- - Oh.
- - Yeah.
- 712
- 00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,194
- Long story short, we're idiots.
- 713
- 00:34:57,493 --> 00:34:58,795
- It's my favorite one.
- 714
- 00:34:58,828 --> 00:34:59,863
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 715
- 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:02,299
- - A heart skewered on a big ass knife?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 716
- 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:04,834
- All right.
- 717
- 00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:07,503
- How about yours?
- 718
- 00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:08,938
- Does that say, "Carry on!"?
- 719
- 00:35:08,971 --> 00:35:10,540
- Mm-hmm, I know.
- 720
- 00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,976
- - It's pretty bad.
- - I don't know, it's kinda cool.
- 721
- 00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:18,014
- I see we have this
- two-word phrase thing going.
- 722
- 00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:20,683
- Hmm, I knew I liked you
- for a reason.
- 723
- 00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:23,387
- - Story.
- - Mm-mm, no.
- 724
- 00:35:24,821 --> 00:35:27,857
- - No?
- - No, it's embarrassing.
- 725
- 00:35:27,891 --> 00:35:29,659
- Come on,
- I still want to hear it.
- 726
- 00:35:31,728 --> 00:35:33,998
- - Are you sure?
- - Yeah.
- 727
- 00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:36,634
- - You know it. Come on.
- - How sure?
- 728
- 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,002
- Very sure.
- 729
- 00:35:38,034 --> 00:35:40,703
- Like you would get married
- with me sure?
- 730
- 00:35:40,737 --> 00:35:43,340
- - That's uh...
- - Or like you would bet your life on it, sure?
- 731
- 00:35:43,373 --> 00:35:44,441
- - ...a really weird thing.
- - I know.
- 732
- 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:45,908
- That one didn't really work.
- 733
- 00:35:45,942 --> 00:35:49,280
- Story. Story.
- 734
- 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:50,681
- Okay, okay.
- 735
- 00:35:50,714 --> 00:35:51,748
- Uhm...
- 736
- 00:35:54,851 --> 00:35:57,354
- So, I was very depressed
- in college.
- 737
- 00:35:57,386 --> 00:36:00,056
- My junior year,
- or whenever you're 21.
- 738
- 00:36:00,089 --> 00:36:01,591
- - Is that junior year?
- - Yeah, junior year.
- 739
- 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:04,628
- Anyways, um, yeah, I...
- 740
- 00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:09,667
- I was finished taking my finals and my
- roommates were also taking their finals
- 741
- 00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:12,703
- and I just kind of...
- 742
- 00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:16,639
- I don't know. I had a lot of
- time and like kind of just...
- 743
- 00:36:16,672 --> 00:36:20,076
- I don't know. I was pretty
- unhappy with things at home,
- 744
- 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,513
- with how things were at school,
- people I was hanging out with,
- 745
- 00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:23,946
- my roommates included,
- 746
- 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:26,516
- and so I just kinda went off
- by myself and got a tattoo.
- 747
- 00:36:26,549 --> 00:36:27,850
- Hmm.
- 748
- 00:36:27,884 --> 00:36:29,552
- I guess as some sort of...
- 749
- 00:36:30,786 --> 00:36:33,456
- I don't know. It felt good.
- 750
- 00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:38,027
- Good enough for me I'd say.
- 751
- 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,029
- Yeah.
- 752
- 00:36:47,837 --> 00:36:50,707
- Some friends are having a little
- party at their house today.
- 753
- 00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:54,078
- On a Wednesday?
- 754
- 00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:58,081
- Yeah, apparently some people
- follow their dreams or whatever.
- 755
- 00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:59,683
- Yeah, they're having
- a little thing.
- 756
- 00:36:59,715 --> 00:37:01,618
- It's usually pretty chill.
- 757
- 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,453
- Sounds like my kind of party.
- 758
- 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,422
- How are you?
- Are you close with your parents?
- 759
- 00:37:06,456 --> 00:37:07,491
- Are they from here?
- 760
- 00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:11,661
- Yeah, they were immigrants
- and um, yeah, I'd say so.
- 761
- 00:37:11,694 --> 00:37:13,196
- Yeah, pretty good.
- 762
- 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,835
- It's just sort of impossible to thank
- them enough, ever though, you know.
- 763
- 00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:20,938
- Because?
- 764
- 00:37:20,971 --> 00:37:26,377
- I mean, basically it's so hard
- for me to even imagine
- 765
- 00:37:26,409 --> 00:37:29,480
- giving up everything you know
- and have grown up with
- 766
- 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:33,150
- solely in order to give your kids
- who haven't even been conceived yet
- 767
- 00:37:33,183 --> 00:37:34,551
- a better shot at things,
- 768
- 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:37,788
- all by like the age of 25.
- 769
- 00:37:37,821 --> 00:37:43,493
- So, it's not even a question
- about them caring.
- 770
- 00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:45,929
- I just feel like
- kind of a little shit
- 771
- 00:37:45,962 --> 00:37:52,034
- every time the thought,
- "Why am I at a job I hate?"
- 772
- 00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:55,071
- Or "This is a monumental
- waste of my time.
- 773
- 00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:56,673
- I'm wasting my life away.
- Oh, my God!
- 774
- 00:37:56,706 --> 00:37:58,575
- I'm wasting my life away"
- creeps in, you know?
- 775
- 00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:00,810
- Yeah, well, I mean it's like
- a very valid feeling for you
- 776
- 00:38:00,844 --> 00:38:02,679
- because advertising is useless.
- 777
- 00:38:04,848 --> 00:38:09,520
- - Yes, yes, yes.
- - I'm kidding.
- 778
- 00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:12,690
- I also kinda feel like your parents
- wouldn't really mind if you mixed it up.
- 779
- 00:38:13,656 --> 00:38:16,692
- Yeah. You're probably right.
- 780
- 00:38:16,726 --> 00:38:19,096
- What did you think of me
- when you first met me?
- 781
- 00:38:19,128 --> 00:38:23,000
- Uh, first time
- or just last weekend?
- 782
- 00:38:23,032 --> 00:38:25,902
- First time, because I'm assuming
- you were in love by last weekend.
- 783
- 00:38:25,935 --> 00:38:28,471
- I've been yours
- since I was born, Laura.
- 784
- 00:38:29,806 --> 00:38:31,842
- Uh... First time.
- 785
- 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,844
- - Honest?
- - No, lie to my face.
- 786
- 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,580
- That's a pretty weird request.
- 787
- 00:38:36,612 --> 00:38:38,881
- - Come on.
- - Okay, all right.
- 788
- 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,152
- You came out of I think
- Neha's room
- 789
- 00:38:42,185 --> 00:38:45,589
- and you sat down with us
- and started talking bad shit.
- 790
- 00:38:45,621 --> 00:38:48,826
- Spitting vitriol
- and I was done for.
- 791
- 00:38:49,759 --> 00:38:50,827
- Also you're hot
- 792
- 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:53,096
- and you were wearing
- these high-waisted leather pants
- 793
- 00:38:53,128 --> 00:38:54,531
- and I was just dead.
- 794
- 00:38:54,563 --> 00:38:57,801
- And then the guy you were with
- popped out and I was like, "I'm out."
- 795
- 00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:59,301
- And promptly forgot about you.
- 796
- 00:38:59,335 --> 00:39:03,072
- Okay, so you went from like being in
- love to over it in like five seconds.
- 797
- 00:39:03,105 --> 00:39:04,540
- Probably more like one or two.
- 798
- 00:39:04,574 --> 00:39:07,177
- - Oh! Men!
- - We're fun.
- 799
- 00:39:08,744 --> 00:39:10,947
- - You're not curious?
- - I didn't say that.
- 800
- 00:39:12,014 --> 00:39:13,616
- What'd you think?
- 801
- 00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:16,619
- And before anything,
- I'd like to request a pass
- 802
- 00:39:16,652 --> 00:39:17,888
- because I was smashed.
- 803
- 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,790
- Sure,
- you don't need one, but fine.
- 804
- 00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:23,659
- Okay, so I was on the side room
- with that guy I was seeing.
- 805
- 00:39:23,692 --> 00:39:25,528
- He was basically
- pouring his heart out to me
- 806
- 00:39:25,561 --> 00:39:26,797
- because we weren't
- serious enough.
- 807
- 00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:29,266
- And every time he would pause,
- 808
- 00:39:29,299 --> 00:39:33,237
- there would be this huge laugh
- coming from the next room.
- 809
- 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:34,772
- It was you.
- 810
- 00:39:34,804 --> 00:39:37,940
- And like the timing of it, kinda made
- it seem like you were laughing at him.
- 811
- 00:39:37,973 --> 00:39:39,775
- That is so brutal.
- 812
- 00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:44,881
- Yeah, it was like your laugh
- was making me feel weirdly good
- 813
- 00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,618
- in a moment when
- I should not ever feel good.
- 814
- 00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:52,022
- And then I walked out
- and I was just like, "Oh, fuck!"
- 815
- 00:39:52,054 --> 00:39:54,590
- Good oh, fuck? Bad oh, fuck?
- 816
- 00:39:54,623 --> 00:39:56,560
- You've seen me naked.
- 817
- 00:39:56,592 --> 00:39:57,560
- Sweet.
- 818
- 00:40:39,969 --> 00:40:41,705
- Good morning.
- 819
- 00:40:42,706 --> 00:40:44,174
- Look at this.
- 820
- 00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:45,842
- It's a Michael
- 821
- 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,978
- in his natural habitat,
- hungover and asleep
- 822
- 00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,013
- deep into the morning.
- 823
- 00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,583
- No, no, no.
- 824
- 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,152
- Oh, notice how he tries
- to cover his eyes
- 825
- 00:40:55,185 --> 00:40:57,321
- with a pillow to shield them
- from the morning light.
- 826
- 00:40:57,353 --> 00:40:58,922
- Too early for this act.
- 827
- 00:40:58,955 --> 00:41:02,759
- Now, we're in for a real treat.
- 828
- 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:04,027
- We're just going to...
- 829
- 00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:06,862
- Hi, my name's Laura
- 830
- 00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:11,033
- and I've sailed 13 oceans
- and traveled 18 continents
- 831
- 00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:13,971
- waking up hungover people
- all over the world.
- 832
- 00:41:14,003 --> 00:41:16,672
- Ah-ha and here we see
- the wild Michael using sarcasm
- 833
- 00:41:16,706 --> 00:41:18,275
- in an attempt to ward me off
- 834
- 00:41:18,308 --> 00:41:21,744
- which is quite a shame because
- he is really very pretty.
- 835
- 00:41:22,779 --> 00:41:26,215
- You know, my head will probably
- explode if you had an accent.
- 836
- 00:41:26,248 --> 00:41:27,116
- I know.
- 837
- 00:41:29,918 --> 00:41:31,355
- We'll put him back
- under his rock.
- 838
- 00:41:33,255 --> 00:41:34,891
- <i>What do you want to do today?</i>
- 839
- 00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:40,998
- I'm still kinda tired
- and hungover.
- 840
- 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,632
- You and I both.
- 841
- 00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:49,373
- Is this what it feels like to get
- old and die together with someone?
- 842
- 00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:51,741
- Hmm, yeah, I think so.
- 843
- 00:41:56,311 --> 00:41:57,380
- Maybe a movie?
- 844
- 00:41:59,281 --> 00:42:01,951
- Yeah, that could be nice.
- 845
- 00:42:01,985 --> 00:42:02,953
- Cool.
- 846
- 00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:09,259
- We should probably put pants on.
- 847
- 00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:15,398
- Perhaps, yeah.
- 848
- 00:42:17,032 --> 00:42:19,301
- - What shall we see?
- - That looks good, no?
- 849
- 00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:21,705
- Comedy, yeah.
- I'll fuck with that.
- 850
- 00:42:21,737 --> 00:42:23,272
- I'm sorry?
- 851
- 00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:25,242
- I said, I'll fuck with that.
- 852
- 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:28,811
- - You'll fuck with that?
- - Yeah, it's an expression.
- 853
- 00:42:31,014 --> 00:42:34,017
- Yeah, he kinda brought it up a couple
- months ago while we were talking
- 854
- 00:42:34,049 --> 00:42:35,818
- and it's just been
- nagging at me since.
- 855
- 00:42:35,851 --> 00:42:37,219
- About how you guys met so young?
- 856
- 00:42:37,252 --> 00:42:39,989
- Yeah, and I think
- it passed for him,
- 857
- 00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:42,191
- but it's just been
- bothering me since.
- 858
- 00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:43,993
- Okay, I met this girl
- 859
- 00:42:44,027 --> 00:42:46,196
- and she's married
- her boyfriend of several years
- 860
- 00:42:46,228 --> 00:42:50,433
- and she was telling me how she felt
- like it was vibrant all the time.
- 861
- 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,704
- Well, yeah, it's because people are always
- trying to seem happier than they actually are
- 862
- 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,238
- and besides
- that's not for everyone.
- 863
- 00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:56,071
- I know,
- 864
- 00:42:56,105 --> 00:42:58,708
- but it's just weird
- harsh reality
- 865
- 00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:01,043
- that I have been on and off
- with John since high school
- 866
- 00:43:01,076 --> 00:43:05,982
- and all that time it's never been
- nearly as intense as she describes.
- 867
- 00:43:06,014 --> 00:43:07,817
- And he is great and I love him,
- 868
- 00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:12,189
- but I just couldn't shake this question
- of, "Are we doing this wrong?"
- 869
- 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:17,194
- And it's shitty because
- he's genuinely a good person.
- 870
- 00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:20,196
- And how many good people do you come
- across in your lifetime, you know?
- 871
- 00:43:21,264 --> 00:43:23,767
- Well, at least you've been thinking
- through it very thoroughly.
- 872
- 00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:27,203
- Yeah, uh, maybe too much.
- I don't know.
- 873
- 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,371
- Like look at you two,
- 874
- 00:43:29,404 --> 00:43:32,174
- it's just so apparently intense.
- 875
- 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:34,344
- Uh, no, I think
- it's pretty different.
- 876
- 00:43:34,377 --> 00:43:36,813
- - We sort of just make shit up as we go.
- - Yeah.
- 877
- 00:43:36,846 --> 00:43:38,181
- I don't think you should
- compare yourself to us.
- 878
- 00:43:38,214 --> 00:43:40,049
- Besides I'm crazy, remember?
- 879
- 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,753
- - Yeah, that's just college.
- - I don't know.
- 880
- 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,455
- All honesty, Neha,
- because we've been friends
- 881
- 00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,991
- for longer
- than either of us would like,
- 882
- 00:43:48,023 --> 00:43:50,393
- I think, if something's nagging
- at you endlessly,
- 883
- 00:43:50,426 --> 00:43:52,094
- you got to quash it, you know.
- 884
- 00:43:52,127 --> 00:43:56,198
- Whether by getting over it
- or doing something about it,
- 885
- 00:43:56,232 --> 00:43:58,768
- you got to stitch the cut,
- you know what I mean?
- 886
- 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,004
- Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
- 887
- 00:44:02,337 --> 00:44:05,174
- Well, sorry
- for this bummer story guys.
- 888
- 00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:07,410
- - Oh, my God! No, no.
- - No need to worry.
- 889
- 00:44:07,442 --> 00:44:10,412
- Okay, please, change the topic.
- Tell me about your week.
- 890
- 00:44:10,446 --> 00:44:12,516
- Um, our week
- has been great.
- 891
- 00:44:12,549 --> 00:44:13,984
- Lots of cheap food and drink.
- 892
- 00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:16,552
- Ah, what she's saying is
- she's been drunk the whole time.
- 893
- 00:44:16,585 --> 00:44:19,790
- Um, not the whole time
- just part of the time.
- 894
- 00:44:19,822 --> 00:44:22,826
- Yeah, I mean, it's just like
- the weather's so nice, alright,
- 895
- 00:44:22,859 --> 00:44:24,027
- so you have to drink
- in the afternoons.
- 896
- 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,862
- - Yeah, obviously.
- - And then in the evening with dinner.
- 897
- 00:44:25,895 --> 00:44:27,964
- - Yes.
- - And then she's totally wasted.
- 898
- 00:44:27,996 --> 00:44:29,165
- I mean...
- 899
- 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,234
- I think it's just a buzz, right?
- 900
- 00:44:31,266 --> 00:44:34,236
- I mean you can't
- blame her for that.
- 901
- 00:44:34,270 --> 00:44:35,304
- Thank you.
- 902
- 00:44:35,337 --> 00:44:36,806
- Got you, girl.
- 903
- 00:46:04,627 --> 00:46:06,395
- Oh, God, that is so hot!
- 904
- 00:46:06,429 --> 00:46:08,164
- Yeah,
- but it's the best though, right?
- 905
- 00:46:08,197 --> 00:46:10,667
- Oh, uh, mm-hmm. Oh, Jesus!
- 906
- 00:46:10,699 --> 00:46:11,967
- You two heading out?
- 907
- 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:14,337
- Yeah, we are actually because
- we're going to Runyon tomorrow.
- 908
- 00:46:14,369 --> 00:46:15,170
- Oh, that sucks.
- 909
- 00:46:15,203 --> 00:46:18,240
- No, it's like
- a really nice hike.
- 910
- 00:46:18,273 --> 00:46:20,542
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'll take your word for it.
- 911
- 00:46:20,576 --> 00:46:22,311
- It is. Hey, Seb,
- you riding with?
- 912
- 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:24,179
- - Yeah, I'm fucking tired.
- - Okay, cool.
- 913
- 00:46:24,212 --> 00:46:25,614
- Well, I will see you guys soon
- 914
- 00:46:25,647 --> 00:46:27,416
- and I better see you
- before you leave.
- 915
- 00:46:27,449 --> 00:46:29,485
- - Yes.
- - Post-hike lunch?
- 916
- 00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:30,654
- - Yes?
- - Yes.
- 917
- 00:46:30,686 --> 00:46:32,656
- Yes. Okay, cool.
- Well, I'll text you.
- 918
- 00:46:32,688 --> 00:46:34,257
- See you soon. Bye, cuties.
- 919
- 00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:35,592
- Bye, Neha. Later on, Seb.
- 920
- 00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:38,228
- - Later, dude. Nice to meet you.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 921
- 00:46:44,366 --> 00:46:46,102
- We should probably
- get going too, right?
- 922
- 00:46:47,302 --> 00:46:50,973
- I don't know, I thought
- it might be a cool date thing
- 923
- 00:46:51,007 --> 00:46:53,976
- to try and watch the taco truck
- pack up and leave, you know.
- 924
- 00:46:54,009 --> 00:46:56,278
- Oh, yeah.
- 925
- 00:46:56,311 --> 00:46:57,714
- No, yeah. I got a car.
- 926
- 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,318
- Now I'm kinda set on watching
- the truck pack up, so.
- 927
- 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:02,552
- Okay.
- 928
- 00:47:08,357 --> 00:47:11,994
- Should we talk about what
- happens after this week?
- 929
- 00:47:13,295 --> 00:47:15,098
- Yeah, probably.
- 930
- 00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:17,967
- What are your thoughts on it?
- 931
- 00:47:21,304 --> 00:47:24,708
- Uh, honestly I don't know.
- What do you think?
- 932
- 00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:27,978
- Uh, kinda in the same boat.
- 933
- 00:47:29,145 --> 00:47:33,148
- I guess we should
- probably sort it out.
- 934
- 00:47:33,181 --> 00:47:34,283
- Yes.
- 935
- 00:47:35,717 --> 00:47:39,422
- I mean, you are going to be several
- thousand miles and an ocean away.
- 936
- 00:47:39,455 --> 00:47:40,958
- Yeah.
- 937
- 00:47:47,797 --> 00:47:51,568
- Fuck, would you wanna
- like stay in touch?
- 938
- 00:47:51,601 --> 00:47:54,771
- Yeah, I mean, if you do.
- 939
- 00:47:54,804 --> 00:47:57,541
- - Yeah.
- - Then, fuck, yeah.
- 940
- 00:48:01,210 --> 00:48:05,081
- I guess it would probably be good
- to leave any expectations at home.
- 941
- 00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:07,183
- Definitely, yeah.
- 942
- 00:48:07,215 --> 00:48:10,453
- I just thought it would be nice
- to like stay in touch.
- 943
- 00:48:10,485 --> 00:48:11,487
- I agree.
- 944
- 00:48:16,525 --> 00:48:17,659
- The car is here.
- 945
- 00:48:17,692 --> 00:48:18,761
- Oh.
- 946
- 00:48:30,806 --> 00:48:33,342
- This is going
- to sound kinda weird, but...
- 947
- 00:48:35,578 --> 00:48:36,478
- Go on.
- 948
- 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:39,648
- You have to admit
- that if we did have kids,
- 949
- 00:48:39,681 --> 00:48:41,116
- they would be pretty cute.
- 950
- 00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:42,819
- You're fucking great.
- 951
- 00:48:42,851 --> 00:48:45,087
- I mean, you know I'm right.
- Look at us.
- 952
- 00:48:45,121 --> 00:48:47,724
- - I'm not disagreeing.
- - Don't you think...?
- 953
- 00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:50,592
- Wouldn't he and I have
- the most beautiful children?
- 954
- 00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:52,194
- Yeah, yeah. Definitely.
- 955
- 00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:54,496
- - Right?
- - Fuck, yeah.
- 956
- 00:48:54,529 --> 00:48:56,331
- I didn't disagree with you.
- 957
- 00:48:56,364 --> 00:48:58,234
- - We would.
- - We would.
- 958
- 00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:05,674
- I can't believe
- I leave tomorrow.
- 959
- 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:08,311
- Yeah, it'll be all right though.
- 960
- 00:49:09,244 --> 00:49:11,214
- I guess.
- 961
- 00:49:11,246 --> 00:49:13,582
- It's not like
- we're dying or anything
- 962
- 00:49:13,616 --> 00:49:16,186
- which, you know, "Hooray!"
- 963
- 00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:17,753
- It could be worse.
- 964
- 00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:19,721
- Yeah. It always could be worse.
- 965
- 00:49:19,755 --> 00:49:23,727
- Yeah, it brightens
- my day every time I think of it.
- 966
- 00:49:25,494 --> 00:49:28,431
- Like, no matter how bad it is,
- at least you're not dead?
- 967
- 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:31,467
- Exactly. Not dead in a ditch,
- it's a good day.
- 968
- 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,203
- Your standards for a good day
- are worryingly low.
- 969
- 00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:37,107
- When I'm dead,
- my headstone's going to have,
- 970
- 00:49:37,139 --> 00:49:40,743
- "Could be worse" emblazoned
- across it in giant block font.
- 971
- 00:49:41,777 --> 00:49:46,850
- Sort of like my final "Fuck you"
- to the world, you know or...
- 972
- 00:49:46,882 --> 00:49:48,185
- I don't know.
- 973
- 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,288
- I like you.
- 974
- 00:49:53,322 --> 00:49:55,659
- Good. I like you.
- 975
- 00:50:00,462 --> 00:50:03,667
- - Sorry, dude.
- - Oh, no, dude, do whatever back there, man.
- 976
- 00:51:55,478 --> 00:51:56,546
- Got everything?
- 977
- 00:51:57,580 --> 00:51:59,681
- Yes. I thought I forgot
- my passport for a sec.
- 978
- 00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:00,782
- What time is it?
- 979
- 00:52:00,815 --> 00:52:03,719
- Looking for excuses
- to come back early already, huh?
- 980
- 00:52:03,752 --> 00:52:04,753
- 4:15.
- 981
- 00:52:04,786 --> 00:52:06,522
- Fuck. Yeah, maybe.
- 982
- 00:52:06,554 --> 00:52:08,657
- So, you're saying yes?
- 983
- 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,659
- Ooh, 10%.
- 984
- 00:52:49,998 --> 00:52:51,033
- <i>Hey.</i>
- 985
- 00:52:51,067 --> 00:52:52,502
- <i>Hey.</i>
- 986
- 00:52:52,534 --> 00:52:53,770
- <i>Hey.</i>
- 987
- 00:52:54,837 --> 00:52:56,806
- - <i>Hey.</i>
- - <i>Hey.</i>
- 988
- 00:52:56,839 --> 00:52:59,775
- - <i>Hey.</i>
- - <i>Hey.</i>
- 989
- 00:53:01,476 --> 00:53:04,446
- - <i>Hey.</i>
- - <i>Hey.</i>
- 990
- 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,985
- <i>So, at what point in this
- conversation do we start the conversation?</i>
- 991
- 00:53:09,018 --> 00:53:10,552
- <i>Mm.</i>
- 992
- 00:53:10,585 --> 00:53:13,656
- <i>How is day 685 million</i>
- 993
- 00:53:13,688 --> 00:53:16,426
- <i>of your European
- captivity going?</i>
- 994
- 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,561
- <i>I'm a little bit worried that
- Stockholm Syndrome has fully set in.</i>
- 995
- 00:53:19,594 --> 00:53:21,464
- <i>So you're
- just like, fully in love</i>
- 996
- 00:53:21,496 --> 00:53:25,368
- <i>with what must be a very
- torturous existence in England?</i>
- 997
- 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,002
- <i>It really is
- just awful.</i>
- 998
- 00:53:27,036 --> 00:53:30,840
- <i>It's like my God, the British with
- their dry humor and well-dressed ways.</i>
- 999
- 00:53:30,873 --> 00:53:33,009
- <i>Sounds just...
- unbearable.</i>
- 1000
- 00:53:34,009 --> 00:53:36,513
- - <i>I miss you.</i>
- - <i>I miss you too.</i>
- 1001
- 00:53:37,413 --> 00:53:39,648
- <i>School still going well?</i>
- 1002
- 00:53:39,681 --> 00:53:42,884
- <i>Yeah,
- it's pretty relaxed.</i>
- 1003
- 00:53:42,918 --> 00:53:46,056
- - <i>I'm halfway through.</i>
- - <i>Hey, hooray for halfway.</i>
- 1004
- 00:53:47,889 --> 00:53:50,659
- <i>Sorry it's been
- so long since we talked.</i>
- 1005
- 00:53:51,627 --> 00:53:54,496
- <i>I mean,
- it's a two-way street on that.</i>
- 1006
- 00:53:54,529 --> 00:53:56,665
- <i>If you're sorry, I'm sorry.</i>
- 1007
- 00:53:56,699 --> 00:53:59,101
- <i>Yeah. That's true.</i>
- 1008
- 00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:05,608
- <i>I hate this.
- I fucking hate this.</i>
- 1009
- 00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:06,742
- <i>Me too.</i>
- 1010
- 00:54:06,775 --> 00:54:08,578
- <i>It's like every time
- I think about you,</i>
- 1011
- 00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:11,748
- <i>I like miss you
- and then I feel sadder</i>
- 1012
- 00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:14,516
- <i>and then it's just like, "Fuck!"</i>
- 1013
- 00:54:15,683 --> 00:54:17,553
- <i>It's just...</i>
- 1014
- 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,555
- <i>Sorry.</i>
- 1015
- 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:22,023
- <i>There's nothing
- to be sorry about.</i>
- 1016
- 00:54:22,056 --> 00:54:24,060
- <i>Yeah, but that almost
- makes it worse, right?</i>
- 1017
- 00:54:24,092 --> 00:54:27,397
- <i>'Cause it's like there's
- a fucking ocean between us</i>
- 1018
- 00:54:27,429 --> 00:54:28,998
- <i>and there's nothing
- we can do about it.</i>
- 1019
- 00:54:29,964 --> 00:54:33,735
- <i>I mean, fine, like obviously
- we can do anything.</i>
- 1020
- 00:54:33,768 --> 00:54:36,938
- <i>But like it would be...
- it's like it sounds absurd.</i>
- 1021
- 00:54:36,971 --> 00:54:39,441
- <i>Like, "Oh, Michael.
- Just come to London</i>
- 1022
- 00:54:39,475 --> 00:54:40,810
- <i>and follow me while
- I wander around aimlessly."</i>
- 1023
- 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:44,413
- <i>Or like, "Hey, Laura.
- Ditch that Master's and come to LA</i>
- 1024
- 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:46,715
- <i>and we can play
- in the sun together."</i>
- 1025
- 00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:51,154
- <i>I just wish you were here.</i>
- 1026
- 00:54:51,186 --> 00:54:52,322
- <i>Me too.</i>
- 1027
- 00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:56,192
- <i>Well, actually I'm not choosy
- about here or there,</i>
- 1028
- 00:54:56,225 --> 00:54:57,692
- <i>but you know what I mean.</i>
- 1029
- 00:54:57,726 --> 00:55:02,965
- <i>Anyway, so I take it
- things are going well?</i>
- 1030
- 00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:10,506
- <i>Yeah,
- things are... yeah.</i>
- 1031
- 00:55:12,241 --> 00:55:14,576
- <i>What about for you?</i>
- 1032
- 00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:17,113
- <i>Same old, same old.</i>
- 1033
- 00:55:17,145 --> 00:55:19,714
- <i>Frank visited the other day
- though, so that's cool.</i>
- 1034
- 00:55:19,748 --> 00:55:20,749
- <i>Hmm, that's nice.</i>
- 1035
- 00:55:20,782 --> 00:55:22,485
- <i>Yeah,
- that was pretty great.</i>
- 1036
- 00:55:22,518 --> 00:55:23,920
- <i>Frank threw stuff at a bartender</i>
- 1037
- 00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:26,054
- <i>who then gave us
- free drinks in return.</i>
- 1038
- 00:55:26,087 --> 00:55:28,824
- <i>I don't think
- it's supposed to work like that.</i>
- 1039
- 00:55:28,857 --> 00:55:30,926
- <i>I mean, she's our
- friend, but, yeah, me neither.</i>
- 1040
- 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,695
- <i>She did threaten to kick us out.</i>
- 1041
- 00:55:32,728 --> 00:55:34,464
- <i>Frank has promised to return</i>
- 1042
- 00:55:34,496 --> 00:55:36,232
- <i>and force her to make good
- on her threat.</i>
- 1043
- 00:55:36,264 --> 00:55:37,866
- <i>He's in love with her,
- isn't he?</i>
- 1044
- 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:39,469
- <i>Yeah, right.</i>
- 1045
- 00:55:42,871 --> 00:55:44,873
- Sorry, I'm so like tired.
- 1046
- 00:55:46,574 --> 00:55:50,045
- I don't know I just feel like I've
- been very bummed all the time lately.
- 1047
- 00:55:50,078 --> 00:55:51,046
- <i>Lately?</i>
- 1048
- 00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:54,684
- Right.
- 1049
- 00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:58,621
- <i>Things get frustrating
- on this god-forsaken space rock.</i>
- 1050
- 00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:02,959
- <i>We're all trapped here
- by our own choices</i>
- 1051
- 00:56:02,991 --> 00:56:05,227
- <i>which is like paradoxical or...</i>
- 1052
- 00:56:05,261 --> 00:56:07,996
- <i>which, whatever,
- you know what I mean.</i>
- 1053
- 00:56:09,031 --> 00:56:10,900
- Yeah, I know.
- I do know what you mean.
- 1054
- 00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:11,766
- It's like give them enough rope,
- 1055
- 00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,536
- but in this case freedom
- is the rope
- 1056
- 00:56:13,569 --> 00:56:14,936
- and we've given it to ourselves.
- 1057
- 00:56:14,969 --> 00:56:16,638
- Yeah, the world's
- on fire anyway.
- 1058
- 00:56:16,672 --> 00:56:19,976
- It's fine. A small fire,
- it's still a fire though.
- 1059
- 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,911
- <i>Not dead in a ditch, right?</i>
- 1060
- 00:56:21,944 --> 00:56:23,712
- Not just yet.
- 1061
- 00:56:31,185 --> 00:56:32,587
- I miss you.
- 1062
- 00:56:32,621 --> 00:56:35,492
- Yeah, I miss you too.
- 1063
- 00:56:40,261 --> 00:56:42,063
- Do you think
- we'd be happy together?
- 1064
- 00:56:42,096 --> 00:56:46,201
- Yeah, I think
- we'd be pretty good.
- 1065
- 00:56:46,235 --> 00:56:48,638
- Yeah.
- 1066
- 00:56:51,607 --> 00:56:53,576
- I worry you would
- hate me though.
- 1067
- 00:56:53,609 --> 00:56:57,078
- Well, if anyone's hateable,
- it's definitely you.
- 1068
- 00:56:57,112 --> 00:56:58,915
- Oh, boo!
- 1069
- 00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:00,683
- Didn't see that one coming,
- did you?
- 1070
- 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:03,152
- I like you.
- 1071
- 00:57:03,185 --> 00:57:05,822
- I don't think it's supposed
- to work like that.
- 1072
- 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,128
- <i>Tell me things
- about your life.</i>
- 1073
- 00:57:29,677 --> 00:57:31,748
- Oh, my fucking fuck, dude.
- 1074
- 00:57:33,648 --> 00:57:36,085
- Shut the fuck up
- for a fucking minute.
- 1075
- 00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:39,956
- Fuck you dogs.
- 1076
- 00:57:43,025 --> 00:57:45,127
- <i>Hey, did you get
- that raise at least?</i>
- 1077
- 00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:47,797
- Yea, but not as much
- as I had asked.
- 1078
- 00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:49,364
- Oh.
- 1079
- 00:57:49,397 --> 00:57:52,367
- The lady who was training me decided to
- leave two weeks earlier than expected,
- 1080
- 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,004
- so I'm pretty much...
- she was just like get over it, I guess.
- 1081
- 00:57:56,971 --> 00:58:00,775
- So, now I'm just kinda like
- fumbling around in the dark.
- 1082
- 00:58:00,808 --> 00:58:01,910
- Huh.
- 1083
- 00:58:01,944 --> 00:58:03,612
- So everything is still,
- 1084
- 00:58:03,645 --> 00:58:07,115
- "Holy shit, this is so much more work than
- I ever expected and everything is broken."
- 1085
- 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:10,119
- Pretty much, yeah.
- 1086
- 00:58:10,152 --> 00:58:11,287
- So it goes.
- 1087
- 00:58:11,319 --> 00:58:14,590
- Yeah, how is the battle
- of Britain going?
- 1088
- 00:58:16,324 --> 00:58:17,326
- You mean Laura?
- 1089
- 00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:18,927
- Yeah, how is that going?
- 1090
- 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,764
- Uh, it's not.
- 1091
- 00:58:22,797 --> 00:58:25,066
- Bummer. Bad?
- 1092
- 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,402
- No.
- 1093
- 00:58:26,435 --> 00:58:27,904
- Out with a whimper.
- 1094
- 00:58:28,804 --> 00:58:30,339
- So, who stopped talking to who?
- 1095
- 00:58:30,371 --> 00:58:31,273
- Both.
- 1096
- 00:58:32,808 --> 00:58:34,176
- So, her?
- 1097
- 00:58:34,208 --> 00:58:37,212
- Yeah, but...
- 1098
- 00:58:37,246 --> 00:58:39,782
- But both.
- 1099
- 00:58:39,815 --> 00:58:41,351
- Well, so it goes.
- 1100
- 00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:44,786
- - You'll be alright.
- - Yeah.
- 1101
- 00:58:46,422 --> 00:58:49,659
- Yeah, shit happens
- when you party naked.
- 1102
- 00:59:20,788 --> 00:59:23,225
- You know, for the longest time
- 1103
- 00:59:23,257 --> 00:59:25,427
- I thought
- that I was square enough
- 1104
- 00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:28,063
- and I dedicated
- just enough to a shitty job
- 1105
- 00:59:28,096 --> 00:59:30,465
- that I didn't even care about
- and I was alright with that.
- 1106
- 00:59:30,498 --> 00:59:33,935
- Or at least find some sort of
- solace elsewhere aside from work.
- 1107
- 00:59:33,969 --> 00:59:36,772
- But just statistically
- speaking, right?
- 1108
- 00:59:36,804 --> 00:59:39,207
- Because you spend
- most of your life at work,
- 1109
- 00:59:39,241 --> 00:59:42,078
- you very quickly come to understand
- that if you're miserable there
- 1110
- 00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:44,246
- then your life is
- predominantly miserable, right?
- 1111
- 00:59:44,279 --> 00:59:45,380
- Aren't you going to help?
- 1112
- 00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:51,152
- So... and so I left and now
- I am at school with you
- 1113
- 00:59:51,185 --> 00:59:53,922
- and I tried a lot of things
- before to try to figure out
- 1114
- 00:59:53,956 --> 00:59:56,426
- why I was, you know,
- so bummed about things.
- 1115
- 00:59:57,793 --> 00:59:59,895
- But, girl, never
- in a million fucking years
- 1116
- 00:59:59,927 --> 01:00:03,098
- did I think that digging holes in a farm
- was going to be an answer to things.
- 1117
- 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:06,001
- You're fucking crazy for doing
- this for a month, you know that?
- 1118
- 01:00:06,034 --> 01:00:07,770
- I feel like
- all I do is dig holes.
- 1119
- 01:00:07,802 --> 01:00:09,138
- Oh, yeah, whatever.
- 1120
- 01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:11,073
- I don't believe
- that for a second.
- 1121
- 01:00:12,141 --> 01:00:14,243
- But how are you anyway?
- 1122
- 01:00:14,275 --> 01:00:16,377
- Have you been feeling better
- about things?
- 1123
- 01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:18,214
- Yeah...
- 1124
- 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,216
- I guess so.
- 1125
- 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:24,753
- Trying new things
- to see at least.
- 1126
- 01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:27,156
- I'm a little bit worried I'm
- kinda doing exactly the same thing
- 1127
- 01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:28,424
- no matter where I am.
- 1128
- 01:00:28,456 --> 01:00:30,359
- What, like,
- digging holes and shit?
- 1129
- 01:00:31,826 --> 01:00:33,895
- No, that's actually new,
- surprisingly enough.
- 1130
- 01:00:34,862 --> 01:00:37,265
- No, I just mean like the
- same patterns of frustrations
- 1131
- 01:00:37,299 --> 01:00:39,101
- and doing the same thing
- in response
- 1132
- 01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:42,038
- and like feeling trapped
- and all of that.
- 1133
- 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:46,375
- Well, aren't you
- just a little ray of sunshine?
- 1134
- 01:00:47,442 --> 01:00:49,844
- But I mean, you know,
- at least you're trying.
- 1135
- 01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:53,414
- You're out and you're working
- toward positive at least,
- 1136
- 01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:55,216
- so that's a good thing.
- 1137
- 01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:57,186
- I just don't know
- how I feel about
- 1138
- 01:00:57,219 --> 01:00:59,955
- this whole "back to the earth"
- thing though.
- 1139
- 01:00:59,987 --> 01:01:01,890
- - No?
- - It's a bit crackers, babe.
- 1140
- 01:01:04,058 --> 01:01:05,360
- You could give it a try.
- 1141
- 01:01:05,393 --> 01:01:08,129
- Absolutely no go.
- 1142
- 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:49,938
- That bartender
- is definitely into you.
- 1143
- 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:54,042
- Don't fucking look right at her.
- 1144
- 01:01:54,076 --> 01:01:55,110
- Dude.
- 1145
- 01:02:00,581 --> 01:02:02,984
- <i>Now, we're in for a real treat.</i>
- 1146
- 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:05,955
- <i>We're just going to...</i>
- 1147
- 01:02:05,987 --> 01:02:07,989
- <i>Hi, my name's Laura</i>
- 1148
- 01:02:08,022 --> 01:02:12,360
- <i>and I've sailed 13 oceans
- and traveled 18 continents</i>
- 1149
- 01:02:12,393 --> 01:02:15,497
- <i>waking up hungover people
- all over the world.</i>
- 1150
- 01:03:01,643 --> 01:03:03,612
- Hello you.
- 1151
- 01:03:04,712 --> 01:03:06,248
- How are you feeling?
- 1152
- 01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:10,085
- Sorry.
- 1153
- 01:03:10,118 --> 01:03:12,587
- Honestly, immensely hungover.
- 1154
- 01:03:12,621 --> 01:03:15,057
- Uh-oh, oops.
- 1155
- 01:03:22,663 --> 01:03:24,032
- Well, worth it.
- 1156
- 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,369
- Good.
- 1157
- 01:03:28,235 --> 01:03:29,138
- You?
- 1158
- 01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:32,007
- Yeah, I think I'll...
- 1159
- 01:03:34,009 --> 01:03:35,010
- I think I'll live.
- 1160
- 01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,478
- Mmm.
- 1161
- 01:03:36,511 --> 01:03:39,415
- And don't you have to go?
- 1162
- 01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:42,384
- You kept saying last night,
- 1163
- 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:44,619
- "I'm going
- on an adventure tomorrow."
- 1164
- 01:03:44,652 --> 01:03:48,323
- Oh, God, yeah,
- that sounds like me.
- 1165
- 01:03:58,065 --> 01:04:02,404
- <i>♪ Mother told me
- Not to ride in cars with boys ♪</i>
- 1166
- 01:04:03,638 --> 01:04:07,009
- <i>♪ I don't get nervous
- So I let you take the wheel ♪</i>
- 1167
- 01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:08,344
- <i>♪ And drive ♪</i>
- 1168
- 01:04:10,045 --> 01:04:13,215
- <i>♪ And I realize
- When I close my eyes ♪</i>
- 1169
- 01:04:13,248 --> 01:04:17,519
- <i>♪ I'll never have a kiss
- For the first time ♪</i>
- 1170
- 01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,393
- You actually look like shit.
- 1171
- 01:04:25,427 --> 01:04:29,598
- It kinda looks like you got
- into a fight with a semi-truck,
- 1172
- 01:04:29,630 --> 01:04:32,500
- but it didn't just like hit you,
- it just like smoked you
- 1173
- 01:04:32,534 --> 01:04:35,270
- and then just drug you
- for miles and miles.
- 1174
- 01:04:35,302 --> 01:04:37,005
- Feel like a roadkill.
- 1175
- 01:04:37,038 --> 01:04:41,209
- I feel like my soul is hungover.
- 1176
- 01:04:41,243 --> 01:04:44,179
- Yeah, you look like
- a bad day had a long night.
- 1177
- 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:46,615
- What?
- 1178
- 01:04:47,715 --> 01:04:50,118
- At least the bartender
- seemed chill.
- 1179
- 01:04:51,619 --> 01:04:54,123
- Yeah, yeah.
- 1180
- 01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:59,360
- Good news is she's already put up
- with me smashed out of my mind so.
- 1181
- 01:04:59,393 --> 01:05:01,229
- I don't know,
- you're pretty bad sober.
- 1182
- 01:05:09,337 --> 01:05:10,473
- Nice.
- 1183
- 01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:12,674
- Good job.
- 1184
- 01:05:16,511 --> 01:05:17,713
- That's loud,
- 1185
- 01:05:18,846 --> 01:05:22,417
- but my hangover is worse.
- 1186
- 01:05:22,451 --> 01:05:25,420
- Yeah, dude.
- It's a gun. It goes bang.
- 1187
- 01:05:27,288 --> 01:05:28,790
- How's your...
- 1188
- 01:05:28,824 --> 01:05:31,659
- how's your journey to the depths of
- the meaninglessness of existence going?
- 1189
- 01:05:32,793 --> 01:05:36,632
- Ah, it's nice to get out
- of town for a bit.
- 1190
- 01:05:36,665 --> 01:05:40,436
- Yeah, yeah. It's... it's good
- for the soul out here you know.
- 1191
- 01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:43,839
- Let the...
- let the heat heal you.
- 1192
- 01:05:43,871 --> 01:05:46,607
- But seriously though, you should
- probably take some time off.
- 1193
- 01:05:46,641 --> 01:05:50,646
- Yeah, maybe
- a little trip out of town.
- 1194
- 01:05:50,679 --> 01:05:51,647
- Oh, yeah.
- 1195
- 01:05:51,679 --> 01:05:53,748
- Yeah, you know, whatever.
- 1196
- 01:05:53,781 --> 01:05:55,250
- Uh, anyway,
- 1197
- 01:05:56,351 --> 01:05:58,554
- hope your hangover
- likes loud noises
- 1198
- 01:05:58,587 --> 01:06:01,290
- 'cause it's about to get lit.
- 1199
- 01:06:01,322 --> 01:06:03,125
- Freedom, baby!
- 1200
- 01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:04,692
- Woo-hoo!
- 1201
- 01:06:04,726 --> 01:06:07,196
- All right, you beautiful little sulk-monster,
- let's get some fucking drinks.
- 1202
- 01:06:07,228 --> 01:06:08,830
- - Now?
- - Yes, right now.
- 1203
- 01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:10,866
- We just finished
- our Master's programs. Come on.
- 1204
- 01:06:10,898 --> 01:06:13,335
- It's like not even 11 o' clock.
- 1205
- 01:06:13,368 --> 01:06:15,136
- And come on, it doesn't matter.
- 1206
- 01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:17,505
- You don't have
- to be sad forever.
- 1207
- 01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:20,241
- Like let's go do something.
- Let's go get some drinks.
- 1208
- 01:06:20,275 --> 01:06:22,711
- - Let's have fun.
- - Okay. All right, all right.
- 1209
- 01:06:22,743 --> 01:06:25,146
- You do realize that you're allowed
- to drink when you're not sad
- 1210
- 01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:27,215
- like celebrating
- once in a while is okay.
- 1211
- 01:06:27,248 --> 01:06:28,484
- Mm-hmm.
- 1212
- 01:06:28,516 --> 01:06:30,319
- Plus, you don't have long before
- they ship you back to California
- 1213
- 01:06:30,351 --> 01:06:32,453
- where I hear
- things are just so awful.
- 1214
- 01:06:32,487 --> 01:06:33,488
- What is that supposed to mean?
- 1215
- 01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:35,491
- It means you have to drink
- to forget about that.
- 1216
- 01:06:35,523 --> 01:06:37,125
- Oh!
- 1217
- 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,561
- All right, well, I thought
- that was funny anyway.
- 1218
- 01:06:39,594 --> 01:06:42,231
- You know, who gives a fuck
- if this degree means shit
- 1219
- 01:06:42,264 --> 01:06:43,565
- all just like our first degrees.
- 1220
- 01:06:43,598 --> 01:06:47,436
- It's like I'm done
- and I'm happy at least for now.
- 1221
- 01:06:47,469 --> 01:06:49,737
- So, I might as well
- enjoy it, right?
- 1222
- 01:06:49,770 --> 01:06:51,205
- Right?
- 1223
- 01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:52,641
- Yes!
- 1224
- 01:06:52,674 --> 01:06:54,543
- Drink when you're happy,
- drink when you're sad,
- 1225
- 01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:55,511
- the Erika story.
- 1226
- 01:06:57,212 --> 01:06:59,348
- It's called
- hair of the dog, okay?
- 1227
- 01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:01,583
- - I'm not that drunk.
- - It's hair of the dog.
- 1228
- 01:07:01,616 --> 01:07:03,252
- If you drink it,
- then you get over your...
- 1229
- 01:07:03,284 --> 01:07:04,485
- - Are you on drugs today?
- - Woo!
- 1230
- 01:07:04,518 --> 01:07:07,589
- Woo-hoo! Yeah,
- I'm on drugs bitches!
- 1231
- 01:07:07,621 --> 01:07:09,591
- No, I'm not. Literally, I'm not.
- 1232
- 01:07:10,491 --> 01:07:12,360
- No, I just want to party
- with my boys.
- 1233
- 01:07:12,393 --> 01:07:14,362
- I am so glad
- that you're back
- 1234
- 01:07:14,395 --> 01:07:16,364
- and I can't wait
- to hear about everything.
- 1235
- 01:07:16,397 --> 01:07:17,465
- I'm going to get a drink,
- do you want something?
- 1236
- 01:07:17,498 --> 01:07:19,167
- Actually, no.
- I'm going to go sit outside.
- 1237
- 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,636
- Oh, yeah,
- it's so pretty outside.
- 1238
- 01:07:20,668 --> 01:07:22,170
- Just a heads-up,
- Michael's out there.
- 1239
- 01:07:22,203 --> 01:07:23,505
- - Okay. That's fine.
- - Okay. Alright.
- 1240
- 01:07:36,985 --> 01:07:38,287
- Hey.
- 1241
- 01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:41,357
- Hello.
- 1242
- 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:44,226
- Uh...
- 1243
- 01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:51,332
- Good to see you.
- 1244
- 01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:52,734
- You just got back, right?
- 1245
- 01:07:52,766 --> 01:07:54,936
- Yeah, straight from Berlin.
- 1246
- 01:07:54,969 --> 01:07:57,605
- How's that jet lag?
- How's Germany?
- 1247
- 01:07:57,639 --> 01:08:01,844
- I'm tired and Germany was great.
- 1248
- 01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:05,813
- - Good to hear.
- - Yeah.
- 1249
- 01:08:05,846 --> 01:08:08,549
- So, well, shit.
- 1250
- 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:13,722
- How's everything since we, uh...
- 1251
- 01:08:15,422 --> 01:08:17,325
- It's been what, half a year?
- 1252
- 01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:19,361
- Yes.
- 1253
- 01:08:19,393 --> 01:08:20,695
- Miss the fog yet?
- 1254
- 01:08:20,728 --> 01:08:23,764
- It's actually a lot worse
- than you can even imagine.
- 1255
- 01:08:23,798 --> 01:08:26,702
- People take the day off
- when the sun comes out.
- 1256
- 01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:29,237
- Wow, that's the saddest thing
- I've heard all year.
- 1257
- 01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:30,406
- No, it was good.
- 1258
- 01:08:30,438 --> 01:08:33,842
- I mean, I got sun in Berlin
- and I have a Master's now.
- 1259
- 01:08:33,874 --> 01:08:35,343
- Yay!
- 1260
- 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:37,279
- Look at you, all educated.
- 1261
- 01:08:37,312 --> 01:08:38,447
- Yeah.
- 1262
- 01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,252
- How are you?
- 1263
- 01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:46,420
- Good. Yeah.
- 1264
- 01:08:46,454 --> 01:08:48,956
- Same deal with work,
- 1265
- 01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:54,362
- but they're paying me more now,
- so, that's chill.
- 1266
- 01:08:55,730 --> 01:08:59,500
- How about you?
- What's the future like for Laura?
- 1267
- 01:08:59,534 --> 01:09:00,469
- Oh, my God!
- 1268
- 01:09:00,502 --> 01:09:02,937
- - Yeah, me too.
- - Yeah.
- 1269
- 01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:05,406
- At least you've got
- a Master's now?
- 1270
- 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:09,344
- You know it works better if you
- don't say it like a question.
- 1271
- 01:09:12,313 --> 01:09:14,348
- Um, yeah.
- 1272
- 01:09:14,382 --> 01:09:18,821
- No, I'm still kinda in the same
- place and feeling the same...
- 1273
- 01:09:20,554 --> 01:09:22,523
- I don't even know
- what the word is.
- 1274
- 01:09:22,557 --> 01:09:24,860
- Inherently dissatisfied.
- 1275
- 01:09:24,892 --> 01:09:27,596
- - I wasn't thinking quite that sad.
- - Okay.
- 1276
- 01:09:27,629 --> 01:09:31,333
- I'm thinking more like figuring
- things out still, but, yeah.
- 1277
- 01:09:31,365 --> 01:09:33,735
- Inherently dissatisfied
- sounds better.
- 1278
- 01:09:36,437 --> 01:09:38,706
- I'm sorry,
- I'm just fucking around.
- 1279
- 01:09:38,740 --> 01:09:42,311
- That's okay but, yeah, no.
- 1280
- 01:09:42,343 --> 01:09:45,780
- I'm just again
- trying to decide what to do.
- 1281
- 01:09:46,681 --> 01:09:47,648
- Yeah, I feel that.
- 1282
- 01:09:47,682 --> 01:09:49,985
- Yeah, between moving
- and like finding a job,
- 1283
- 01:09:50,919 --> 01:09:53,855
- I don't have a ton of time
- to ponder, so that's nice.
- 1284
- 01:09:53,887 --> 01:09:56,758
- I don't know if you know
- what nice means.
- 1285
- 01:09:57,926 --> 01:09:59,328
- Probably not.
- 1286
- 01:10:03,498 --> 01:10:05,500
- How are things outside of work?
- 1287
- 01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:10,972
- All right, um,
- a little bit of drinking,
- 1288
- 01:10:11,004 --> 01:10:13,607
- a little bit of not drinking,
- 1289
- 01:10:13,641 --> 01:10:16,578
- a little bit of traveling
- around California,
- 1290
- 01:10:16,611 --> 01:10:18,013
- which has been nice.
- 1291
- 01:10:18,045 --> 01:10:19,815
- - That does sound nice.
- - Yeah.
- 1292
- 01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:21,482
- The mountains are pretty cool.
- 1293
- 01:10:21,516 --> 01:10:25,353
- They've got tons of rocks
- and snow.
- 1294
- 01:10:26,521 --> 01:10:30,058
- Really just a bunch of stuff
- that you can throw at other stuff
- 1295
- 01:10:30,090 --> 01:10:33,495
- which is pretty much
- the most fun a kid could have.
- 1296
- 01:10:33,527 --> 01:10:36,798
- Oh, my God! I'm glad your sense
- of humor is still strange.
- 1297
- 01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:43,739
- What about you? What kind of fun
- did you get into after everything?
- 1298
- 01:10:43,771 --> 01:10:48,376
- Ooh, uh, honestly
- I kinda just went out a lot.
- 1299
- 01:10:50,844 --> 01:10:52,947
- Super honestly, um,
- 1300
- 01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:58,687
- I was pretty miserable
- and did a lot of drinking.
- 1301
- 01:10:58,719 --> 01:11:01,522
- - So, yeah, you know.
- - The healthy way out?
- 1302
- 01:11:01,556 --> 01:11:02,624
- Yeah.
- 1303
- 01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:04,727
- How about now?
- 1304
- 01:11:06,928 --> 01:11:09,765
- Better. I think.
- 1305
- 01:11:11,432 --> 01:11:12,801
- Yeah, better.
- 1306
- 01:11:14,035 --> 01:11:18,940
- - Yeah.
- - I've made some changes for the better, so.
- 1307
- 01:11:18,972 --> 01:11:23,911
- Uh, would you say
- you're doing better?
- 1308
- 01:11:23,945 --> 01:11:25,414
- Yeah, better.
- 1309
- 01:11:26,481 --> 01:11:28,517
- Like better or...?
- 1310
- 01:11:28,549 --> 01:11:31,085
- I mean, maybe better
- than better actually, you know.
- 1311
- 01:11:31,119 --> 01:11:33,522
- Perhaps the betterest.
- 1312
- 01:11:34,688 --> 01:11:35,891
- If you will.
- 1313
- 01:11:38,593 --> 01:11:39,895
- Mmm.
- 1314
- 01:11:51,239 --> 01:11:53,040
- You know how when you travel
- 1315
- 01:11:53,074 --> 01:11:55,110
- or like when people are
- traveling, they're always like,
- 1316
- 01:11:55,142 --> 01:11:58,112
- "I feel so aware
- when I'm traveling"
- 1317
- 01:11:58,146 --> 01:12:00,882
- and like discovering
- this new culture makes me feel
- 1318
- 01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:02,850
- like all my worries
- are like so silly.
- 1319
- 01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:07,655
- Uh, yeah, you mean the,
- "Going to Thailand was amazing,
- 1320
- 01:12:07,688 --> 01:12:10,525
- and it's so amazing
- to travel the world,
- 1321
- 01:12:10,557 --> 01:12:12,493
- and life is amazing"
- 1322
- 01:12:12,526 --> 01:12:14,596
- approach to "finding yourself",
- 1323
- 01:12:14,629 --> 01:12:17,232
- also known
- as being rich as shit.
- 1324
- 01:12:17,264 --> 01:12:21,837
- And you know
- or pretending everything's okay.
- 1325
- 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:24,072
- Yeah. No,
- it's fucking bullshit, isn't it?
- 1326
- 01:12:24,105 --> 01:12:25,973
- I mean, like it is
- and it isn't but, yeah.
- 1327
- 01:12:26,007 --> 01:12:27,609
- Hey, you don't
- have to convince me.
- 1328
- 01:12:27,642 --> 01:12:31,179
- I mean, I love traveling
- and food while I'm traveling.
- 1329
- 01:12:31,212 --> 01:12:34,682
- But, yeah, I mean,
- finding yourself on vacation
- 1330
- 01:12:34,715 --> 01:12:37,084
- has gotta be probably
- one the worst clichés
- 1331
- 01:12:37,118 --> 01:12:40,120
- this side of "everything happens
- for a reason."
- 1332
- 01:12:40,154 --> 01:12:43,023
- Yeah, exactly.
- 1333
- 01:12:43,057 --> 01:12:45,494
- Yeah, I mean like for me
- at least I felt like
- 1334
- 01:12:45,526 --> 01:12:51,065
- the moments of traveling that were
- the most beneficial were when...
- 1335
- 01:12:51,098 --> 01:12:52,601
- I mean, it kinda like
- could have been anywhere.
- 1336
- 01:12:52,633 --> 01:12:57,171
- Like it was like the moments where I
- was the most miserably alone, you know,
- 1337
- 01:12:57,204 --> 01:12:58,806
- and just had to live
- with myself.
- 1338
- 01:12:58,839 --> 01:13:00,775
- Yeah, I'd agree with that.
- 1339
- 01:13:01,942 --> 01:13:03,244
- So, I take it things are fun?
- 1340
- 01:13:04,145 --> 01:13:06,915
- No, I'm just complaining.
- Things are very good.
- 1341
- 01:13:07,882 --> 01:13:09,585
- Yeah. Gotta do it sometimes.
- 1342
- 01:13:12,853 --> 01:13:15,257
- I gotta be honest though,
- I think,
- 1343
- 01:13:15,289 --> 01:13:19,694
- sometimes even with living
- with yourself
- 1344
- 01:13:19,727 --> 01:13:23,697
- and even like
- enjoying yourself as a person
- 1345
- 01:13:23,731 --> 01:13:28,570
- really doesn't lift
- the weight of,
- 1346
- 01:13:28,602 --> 01:13:31,873
- you know,
- what we talked about way back
- 1347
- 01:13:32,906 --> 01:13:36,744
- about being trapped
- by having so many options.
- 1348
- 01:13:36,777 --> 01:13:38,213
- I don't know if that like...
- 1349
- 01:13:38,245 --> 01:13:39,647
- No, no. I remember it. Yeah.
- 1350
- 01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:42,651
- No, I felt like...
- 1351
- 01:13:42,683 --> 01:13:45,219
- I felt like at first, you know,
- 1352
- 01:13:45,253 --> 01:13:48,956
- being present was like really
- helpful and like, you know,
- 1353
- 01:13:48,990 --> 01:13:51,092
- just kinda like choosing
- how to do your things
- 1354
- 01:13:51,124 --> 01:13:55,262
- or like perceive experiences
- and stuff.
- 1355
- 01:13:55,295 --> 01:13:58,766
- But it kinda got tiring.
- 1356
- 01:13:58,799 --> 01:13:59,801
- And like...
- 1357
- 01:14:03,204 --> 01:14:06,907
- Like I know that receiving
- information and experiences
- 1358
- 01:14:06,941 --> 01:14:09,778
- was like, of course,
- good for me,
- 1359
- 01:14:09,811 --> 01:14:13,148
- but... I don't know.
- 1360
- 01:14:13,181 --> 01:14:15,683
- I guess it kinda feels weird
- 1361
- 01:14:15,717 --> 01:14:18,820
- to just be like learning
- about things and about yourself
- 1362
- 01:14:18,852 --> 01:14:21,255
- and to like not get anywhere,
- 1363
- 01:14:21,289 --> 01:14:24,192
- you know, just like I'm still completely
- unprepared to answer the question
- 1364
- 01:14:24,225 --> 01:14:25,593
- of like what I want
- to do with my life.
- 1365
- 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,897
- And it's like after all this time
- and education and everything,
- 1366
- 01:14:28,929 --> 01:14:30,731
- it's still like I'm doing
- the same shit,
- 1367
- 01:14:30,764 --> 01:14:32,567
- which is, yeah,
- basically my fucking life.
- 1368
- 01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:40,775
- I guess as long as I'm not
- fucking things up more.
- 1369
- 01:14:40,807 --> 01:14:44,044
- You know, I kinda think
- 1370
- 01:14:44,078 --> 01:14:46,982
- sometimes it's the only thing
- you can do.
- 1371
- 01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,022
- I did miss you.
- 1372
- 01:14:57,325 --> 01:14:58,660
- I missed you too.
- 1373
- 01:15:14,941 --> 01:15:17,712
- Moving back to Portland?
- 1374
- 01:15:17,745 --> 01:15:19,715
- Um, no.
- 1375
- 01:15:20,714 --> 01:15:23,118
- I'm going to go home,
- figure things out.
- 1376
- 01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:26,187
- That's chill.
- 1377
- 01:15:26,219 --> 01:15:27,922
- California misses you.
- 1378
- 01:15:27,954 --> 01:15:29,790
- Yeah, what?
- 1379
- 01:15:32,093 --> 01:15:34,129
- I don't know.
- I'm just saying shit.
- 1380
- 01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,803
- Should we head inside?
- 1381
- 01:15:41,835 --> 01:15:44,271
- Get new drinks?
- 1382
- 01:15:44,304 --> 01:15:45,641
- Oh, yeah.
- 1383
- 01:15:49,076 --> 01:15:51,012
- - Let's do it.
- - Okay.
- 1384
- 01:16:11,164 --> 01:16:13,935
- What we should talk
- about is the graduation story.
- 1385
- 01:16:13,968 --> 01:16:15,771
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - Right?
- 1386
- 01:16:38,825 --> 01:16:40,161
- When they're out of reach...
- 1387
- 01:16:43,964 --> 01:16:45,167
- I'm tired.
- 1388
- 01:16:47,401 --> 01:16:48,903
- That makes sense.
- 1389
- 01:16:48,936 --> 01:16:51,706
- You did literally
- just fly across the world.
- 1390
- 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:53,407
- True.
- 1391
- 01:16:57,210 --> 01:16:58,379
- Are you trying to head out?
- 1392
- 01:16:59,347 --> 01:17:00,782
- No, I'm alright.
- 1393
- 01:17:02,984 --> 01:17:03,884
- Cool.
- 1394
- 01:17:25,972 --> 01:17:27,109
- I'm sorry.
- 1395
- 01:17:30,277 --> 01:17:31,346
- No, don't be.
- 1396
- 01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:40,989
- Hey there.
- 1397
- 01:17:44,057 --> 01:17:45,159
- Hi.
- 1398
- 01:17:49,262 --> 01:17:51,965
- This is new.
- What does it say?
- 1399
- 01:17:51,999 --> 01:17:53,835
- Oh, yeah.
- 1400
- 01:17:54,936 --> 01:17:57,205
- - Could be worse.
- - Oh, my God! You would.
- 1401
- 01:17:59,339 --> 01:18:00,407
- I try.
- 1402
- 01:18:27,067 --> 01:18:28,003
- Hi.
- 1403
- 01:18:29,303 --> 01:18:34,209
- No, I'm okay. I overslept
- in... where are we?
- 1404
- 01:18:34,241 --> 01:18:36,311
- - Echo Park.
- - Echo Park.
- 1405
- 01:18:38,945 --> 01:18:42,883
- Okay. Okay, cool.
- I'll be over soon then.
- 1406
- 01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:44,018
- Yeah, I'll figure it out.
- 1407
- 01:18:45,186 --> 01:18:46,154
- Okay, thanks.
- 1408
- 01:18:51,092 --> 01:18:53,128
- You, uh, need a ride?
- 1409
- 01:18:54,294 --> 01:18:57,932
- Oh, um... really?
- 1410
- 01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:02,370
- Yeah, it's a fucking car ride
- not a kidney.
- 1411
- 01:19:02,402 --> 01:19:03,905
- - Are you sure?
- - Yeah.
- 1412
- 01:19:03,937 --> 01:19:05,472
- Where's your...
- where does your friend live?
- 1413
- 01:19:05,505 --> 01:19:07,141
- Let me pull it up.
- 1414
- 01:19:07,173 --> 01:19:08,576
- - It's... it's my cousin, it's...
- - Oh!
- 1415
- 01:19:10,477 --> 01:19:11,980
- Yeah, that's right here.
- 1416
- 01:19:27,027 --> 01:19:29,129
- - Thanks for the ride.
- - No problem.
- 1417
- 01:19:31,932 --> 01:19:33,000
- Uh...
- 1418
- 01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:35,303
- Let me know
- if you're visiting again.
- 1419
- 01:19:35,335 --> 01:19:38,071
- It was...
- it was good to see you.
- 1420
- 01:19:38,105 --> 01:19:39,574
- Yeah, it was good
- to see you too.
- 1421
- 01:19:42,442 --> 01:19:43,945
- - Have a good day.
- - You too.
- 1422
- 01:19:43,977 --> 01:19:46,179
- Good luck with everything.
- 1423
- 01:19:46,213 --> 01:19:47,182
- Thank you.
- 1424
- 01:19:48,081 --> 01:19:50,651
- Thank you, again for the ride.
- 1425
- 01:19:50,685 --> 01:19:52,187
- No problem.
- 1426
- 01:20:28,489 --> 01:20:30,424
- Oh. Oh, okay.
- 1427
- 01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:31,593
- All right, cool. Bye.
- 1428
- 01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:34,195
- Bye.
- 1429
- 01:20:59,486 --> 01:21:01,422
- You alright?
- 1430
- 01:21:01,454 --> 01:21:04,258
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm just pretty tired.
- 1431
- 01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:06,561
- It seems to be a thing with you.
- 1432
- 01:21:06,593 --> 01:21:08,228
- Is it?
- 1433
- 01:21:08,262 --> 01:21:13,000
- Yeah, I mean, I get it.
- It's... it's whatever.
- 1434
- 01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:15,303
- Next time we go out,
- 1435
- 01:21:15,335 --> 01:21:19,773
- we should just not
- and like take a nap instead.
- 1436
- 01:21:19,807 --> 01:21:21,209
- Okay.
- 1437
- 01:21:21,241 --> 01:21:23,210
- I could... I could do that.
- 1438
- 01:21:23,244 --> 01:21:25,714
- Yeah, but it's always very fun.
- 1439
- 01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,083
- Good.
- 1440
- 01:22:14,261 --> 01:22:16,231
- <i>Hey,
- I'm going to head out.</i>
- 1441
- 01:22:17,865 --> 01:22:19,734
- Try and get some sleep
- this time.
- 1442
- 01:22:22,236 --> 01:22:23,438
- I'll see you.
- 1443
- 01:22:28,275 --> 01:22:31,312
- Hi, future me.
- This is Michael.
- 1444
- 01:22:31,344 --> 01:22:35,083
- You know that already
- because you're me.
- 1445
- 01:22:36,182 --> 01:22:38,785
- Uh, anyhow this is day one
- 1446
- 01:22:38,819 --> 01:22:43,557
- of Michael's poorly planned road
- trip to fix his fucking head
- 1447
- 01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:46,093
- <i>or at least
- take some real time off.</i>
- 1448
- 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:49,563
- <i>I'd like to remind future me
- why I'm on this trip.</i>
- 1449
- 01:22:49,597 --> 01:22:52,567
- <i>This year was dumb.
- Last year was dumb.</i>
- 1450
- 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,436
- And next year
- will probably be dumb.
- 1451
- 01:22:55,468 --> 01:22:59,840
- I hate my job even though
- it's not that bad and pays well.
- 1452
- 01:22:59,874 --> 01:23:03,377
- Give a shit about a girl
- who's hundreds of miles away
- 1453
- 01:23:03,410 --> 01:23:07,615
- while another girl who's too good
- for me or at least seems pretty chill
- 1454
- 01:23:07,647 --> 01:23:08,882
- is waiting for my time.
- 1455
- 01:23:08,915 --> 01:23:11,284
- I'm healthy,
- I have enough money,
- 1456
- 01:23:11,317 --> 01:23:13,521
- which is pretty much
- anything I've ever asked for,
- 1457
- 01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:16,757
- but despite
- my best efforts to ignore it,
- 1458
- 01:23:16,789 --> 01:23:19,259
- my head is still
- completely fucked
- 1459
- 01:23:19,293 --> 01:23:22,897
- which is naturally
- a bit irritating.
- 1460
- 01:23:22,929 --> 01:23:25,532
- And I have no idea
- what the fuck to do about it,
- 1461
- 01:23:25,566 --> 01:23:29,704
- so I'm taking this trip to,
- uh, to do anything...
- 1462
- 01:23:29,736 --> 01:23:34,875
- just something new,
- just to do something different.
- 1463
- 01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:39,413
- I guess this is the best
- I've felt for a while,
- 1464
- 01:23:39,445 --> 01:23:41,515
- probably a long time.
- 1465
- 01:23:42,482 --> 01:23:44,552
- Anyway, I'm hungover
- 1466
- 01:23:44,584 --> 01:23:47,355
- and seem to be
- out of things to say.
- 1467
- 01:23:47,387 --> 01:23:49,857
- So, I'll return to this later.
- 1468
- 01:23:51,892 --> 01:23:53,828
- God speed to me I guess.
- 1469
- 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:10,457
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