The Nickelshy Incident - True Capitalist Radio

The 'Nickelshy' incident

The calls

Call 1
The first call was a parody of the Nickelback song 'How You Remind Me' sung by Fluttershy, featuring lyrics discussing and criticizing Ghost, especially his Inner Circle which had been announced the previous Baller Friday.

“Fluttershy, Radio Graffiti

He never made it as a hambone. He couldn't cut it as a host that's funny. Tired of living off EBT. He's sick of friends who cannot give him money.

So, Ghostler started a circle. Yes, he started a circle of friends who are phoney. Oh and FYI Ghostler, We know you're a brony.

It's not like Ghost to be dipping. Regales us with tails of asset flipping. This time he's gone too far. But it's OK, he's got Vietnam scars. And he's been drunk, a cuckold. So when we hear him start to rage online. All we want to hear next. Is Can.wav cause Ghost's vexed.”

Ghost responded to this stating that he was "sick and tired of these goddamn bronies," stating that he was "getting infested by bronies" and stating that the call was "freaking Nickelshy or some crap like that."

“They've got some My Little Pony character, singing some Nickelback garbage, written about me. An insult to me. A besmirching to me.”

Call 2
The second call played immediately after the first (much to the annoyance of Ghost) and was a parody of the Nickelback song "Rockstar" sung by Fluttershy, featuring lyrics referencing the brony fandom and Twilie's shtick of calling in weekly as Fluttershy.

“Fluttershy, Radio Graffiti

Tell me what you want.

I want a brand new horse. And to follow pony trends. And a fandom where I can make some friends. And Twilly Atkins doing Fluttershy every week.

So what you need.

Hey, hey I wanna be a brony. Hey, hey I wanna be a brony.”

Ghost responded to this stating that Twilie was "fruiting up [his] Baller Friday."

“A back to back freaking, what, er, ponies. Back to back ponies. Back to back freaking ponies, I mean good God. I mean who's doing this crap. Who in the hell's doing this garbage. Who's doing this crap. Enough.”

Call 3
The third call (and final call of the show) featured Fluttershy calling Ghost to again criticize his Inner Circle citing the ability to purchase Johnnie Walker liquor with the money saved as an apt reason not to join.

“Hey Ghost, it's Fluttershy here. I just wanted to say that with the money I've saved by not buying into your stupid friends club I've bought myself a bottle of Johnnie Walker, Double Black Label, Oh yeah!”

Ghost responded to this stating that Twilie should "shove it up your goddamn stupid clopping pooper," again stating that he was being "infested by bronies."

“Let me tell you something, you stupid pony cunt. You only wish that you were a part of the Inner Circle. You only wish that you were a part of my Inner Circle, that you were one of my friends. That’s why you keep calling up and clopping your stupid idiot pony ass off and trying to keep doing these stupid damn remixes. Because you wish that you were a part of the goddamn Ghost Inner Circle. You wish that you were one of my friends. You only wish. You only wish.”