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- Zombie Jesus and the Easter bunny are coming tomorrow to rape us all! 🧟♂️🐰
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- …Or Else ‘All Hell Rains Down’
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- Dey wanted da weed, nigga.
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- Dale, Texas 78616
- · as of 7:34 PM CDT
- Tonight
- Sat 04 | Night
- 54°
- 16%
- NNE 14 mph
- Cloudy. Low 54F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 74%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 10:37 pm
- Moonset
- 8:25 am
- Waning Gibbous
- Sun 05
- 68° / 54°
- Cloudy
- 2%
- 18 mph
- Mon 06
- 73° / 47°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 1%
- 11 mph
- Tue 07
- 75° / 52°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 16%
- 7 mph
- Wed 08
- 81° / 60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
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- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- 11 mph
- Fri 10
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- Thunderstorms
- 73%
- 12 mph
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- Jewnited States of Americunts
- The Jewnited States of Americunts, (pronounced by the local inhabitants as "Murka") is also known as the Divided States of Embarassment, Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Dumbfuckistan, The Zionist States of Israelistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, The Great Satan, the Black States of America, United Failed States Of America, United Rogue States Of America or just America (as if they are the only country on the whole continent) is a cesspool of rednecks, spics, jews, niggers and christfags on land stolen from the native Injuns. It is currently #2 on top ten fattest countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-Spanish, also known as the Mexicans.
- Americunts are ugly, selfish, greasy fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. They believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas and an extreme case of baby-dick.
- The US is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in all of human history and is hated, secretly or blatantly, by every other country on the planet, mostly because is inhabited by the sort of people who can order a murder for hire but are too refined to look at the pictures. America is one of the most hypocritical countries of the world, its self-perception based on lies and myths, the biggest myth about America is the thesis that it's a Democracy. Bullshit, de facto America is not a Democracy; it's an Oligarchy. Freedom of speech & expression does not exist, except if one thinks that shit written on Constitution is not a joke fabricated by Jewish Americans.
- America likes to make the world think it's a free country, but whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS. It's a trap to get poor people who are looking for jobs who live in a bad place to come over only for their kids to be sent to Guantanamo Bay, be arrested for speaking freely, be forced to do all the crap labor no one wants like working in fields and slaughterhouses and being unnecessarily searched at airports, similar to how pedophiles lure kids into their vans with promises of candy.
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- The painted francolin (Francolinus pictus), or painted partridge, is a species of francolin in the family Phasianidae. It is found in central and southern India and parts of Sri Lanka, residing in semi-dry undulating grasslands with scrub or cultivation. The painted francolin typically roosts in trees or on the ground and has a rufous face, white-spotted underparts, and orange-yellow to red legs. It feeds on seeds, grains and insects, and nests in a scrape on the ground, laying several eggs. The species is sometimes vocal, especially during the monsoon season, emitting a guttural broken "chee-kee-kerray" call. This painted francolin was photographed in Bhigwan in the Indian state of Maharashtra
- Photograph credit: Tisha Mukherjee
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go order a Domino's pizza... They better be here in 30 minutes!
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