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- Thad...
- 2
- 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,983
- I said no toys at Grandfather's.
- 3
- 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,194
- But it's Christmas.
- 4
- 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,197
- - Stop it!
- - Hey.
- 5
- 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,281
- Hey, Dad!
- 6
- 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:14,242
- Hey! Thad,
- 7
- 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:17,078
- you can't go crying to other people
- all the time.
- 8
- 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:20,790
- A man needs to know
- when to stand up for himself.
- 9
- 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,918
- Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball,
- 10
- 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,753
- will Thad ever be a man?
- 11
- 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:31,300
- Ouch.
- 12
- 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:33,219
- "Outlook not so good."
- 13
- 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,607
- You broke it.
- 14
- 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,569
- Dad? Sid?
- 15
- 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,326
- Someone help me!
- 16
- 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,080
- Help!
- 17
- 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,859
- Hello?
- 18
- 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:51,547
- Thaddeus.
- 19
- 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,914
- Thaddeus Sivana.
- 20
- 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:27,333
- Who are you?
- 21
- 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:29,293
- How do you know my name?
- 22
- 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:32,755
- I am the last of the Council of Wizards.
- 23
- 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:38,594
- Sworn to protect the realms
- from the Seven Deadly Sins.
- 24
- 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,891
- But years have passed,
- 25
- 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,435
- and I grow weak.
- 26
- 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,230
- That is why I seek a champion
- 27
- 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,482
- to inherit my magic.
- 28
- 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,110
- You want me to do magic?
- 29
- 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,070
- With this,
- 30
- 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,782
- all of my powers will become yours.
- 31
- 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,914
- Ah. But first...
- 32
- 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,001
- you must demonstrate
- that you're pure of heart
- 33
- 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,129
- and strong in spirit.
- 34
- 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,467
- He lies.
- 35
- 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,888
- Don't be his champion.
- 36
- 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,684
- We can give you power.
- 37
- 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:30,312
- Take the eye.
- 38
- 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:34,525
- Take it.
- 39
- 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:40,030
- Your father thinks you're weak.
- 40
- 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:43,117
- Show him your power.
- 41
- 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,246
- Take the eye.
- 42
- 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,254
- No!
- 43
- 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:57,882
- What?
- 44
- 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,300
- What happened?
- 45
- 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:04,054
- Only the purest of hearts
- can resist their temptations.
- 46
- 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,973
- But you,
- 47
- 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,725
- you will never be worthy.
- 48
- 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,108
- Wait.
- 49
- 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:18,235
- - I'm good enough, I swear!
- - What?
- 50
- 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,570
- Let me back in!
- 51
- 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,238
- Calm down, Thad!
- 52
- 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,406
- - Don't open the door!
- - Stop it!
- 53
- 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,699
- - Calm down.
- - Stop!
- 54
- 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,159
- Hey, I'm gonna kill you,
- you little freak!
- 55
- 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,747
- Stop... Oh!
- 56
- 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:45,930
- I was just there.
- 57
- 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,183
- This man, this wizard,
- he took me to a castle and...
- 58
- 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,643
- Stop. Stop!
- 59
- 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,061
- Stop it!
- 60
- 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:56,023
- You miserable, whiny, little shit!
- 61
- 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,942
- You could have killed us!
- 62
- 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,652
- Do you understand that?
- 63
- 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:47,241
- Dad?
- 64
- 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,325
- Dad!
- 65
- 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,131
- Dad?
- 66
- 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,342
- You're okay.
- 67
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136
- You're gonna be okay.
- 68
- 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,145
- You did this.
- 69
- 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,688
- You did this!
- 70
- 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,190
- No.
- 71
- 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,191
- Dad.
- 72
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,551
- Your magic grows weak.
- 73
- 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:52,014
- Soon, you won't be able to contain us.
- 74
- 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,683
- Seeking Spell,
- 75
- 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:58,354
- find me one soul who is worthy.
- 76
- 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:03,776
- No matter how long it takes.
- 77
- 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:51,115
- Holy moly! The boys in blue!
- 78
- 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,866
- Sure glad to see you.
- 79
- 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,993
- I called as soon as I saw.
- 80
- 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,246
- They're in there.
- 81
- 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,414
- You stay here.
- 82
- 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,294
- Police!
- 83
- 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,130
- I saw 'em hide back in there.
- 84
- 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,761
- - Police, coming in!
- - Police!
- 85
- 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,516
- - There's nobody here.
- - What do you mean?
- 86
- 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,518
- - It's a closet.
- - You really bought that, huh?
- 87
- 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,273
- - Hey, no, no, no!
- - Hey!
- 88
- 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,192
- Stop, stop, stop!
- 89
- 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,779
- Open this up right now, kid.
- 90
- 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,775
- That's a federal offense, kid.
- You can't do that!
- 91
- 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,700
- Do not go in that car.
- 92
- 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:35,993
- Come on, open the door. Please.
- 93
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,578
- Please, come on.
- 94
- 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:42,541
- Open this, right now!
- 95
- 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,544
- Very good, very funny.
- 96
- 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,045
- Very funny. That's great.
- That's hilarious.
- 97
- 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,802
- Uh, Dispatch, we need backup at
- the Laurelwood shopping center, please.
- 98
- 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,182
- Dispatch, cancel that request.
- 99
- 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,309
- Some kid stole our walkie-talkies.
- 100
- 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,312
- Walkie-talkies? How old are you?
- 101
- 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,778
- No, no, no.
- 102
- 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:11,820
- That's my lunch, kid!
- 103
- 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,618
- Miss Batson...
- 104
- 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,287
- I've been looking for you.
- 105
- 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,664
- No. Gosh.
- 106
- 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,543
- It's me. It's Billy.
- 107
- 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,637
- Okay.
- 108
- 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,559
- I want the tiger.
- 109
- 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:46,438
- I know, honey, I know.
- But Mom's not exactly going pro here.
- 110
- 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,068
- We got one!
- 111
- 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,405
- But I wanted a tiger.
- 112
- 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:59,117
- Oh, but this is
- the real prize, baby. See?
- 113
- 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,119
- You can use that your whole life.
- 114
- 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,330
- You'll always find your way.
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- 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,602
- I can't let the ball get away.
- 116
- 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,821
- Mom?
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- 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:42,995
- Mom!
- 118
- 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,169
- Mom!
- 119
- 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,381
- Hey.
- 120
- 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,674
- Who are you with, bud?
- 121
- 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,678
- Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson.
- 122
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,681
- Hey, don't worry, kid.
- 123
- 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,324
- I'm sure she'll come looking
- before too long, okay?
- 124
- 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,060
- They always do.
- 125
- 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,905
- Mom, I'm home.
- 126
- 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,397
- Yes?
- 127
- 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:57,277
- Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson?
- 128
- 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,695
- Who's asking?
- 129
- 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,072
- Um...
- 130
- 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,657
- Yeah, see, the thing is...
- 131
- 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,826
- I think you're my mom.
- 132
- 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,706
- You sure about that?
- 133
- 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,336
- Sorry to bother you.
- 134
- 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,511
- Just had to take my lunch, huh?
- 135
- 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179
- You save me any fries?
- 136
- 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:29,434
- Foster home in Pittsburgh
- reported you missing 2 weeks ago.
- 137
- 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,519
- You're sending me back?
- 138
- 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,062
- No.
- 139
- 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:33,897
- They don't want you.
- 140
- 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,650
- - Harsh.
- - You laugh,
- 141
- 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,028
- but you've run from foster homes
- in 6 counties, Mr. Batson.
- 142
- 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,115
- From good people
- 143
- 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,243
- who want you, all in pursuit of someone
- 144
- 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,036
- who arguably does not.
- 145
- 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:53,083
- It's time someone looked you in the eye
- and told it to you straight.
- 146
- 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,503
- I don't need parents
- to play make-believe with.
- 147
- 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,588
- - I got a mom.
- - Yes.
- 148
- 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,008
- You're some detective.
- 149
- 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,260
- 73 Batsons
- 150
- 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,555
- between the ages of 28 to 40,
- and you've crossed out every one.
- 151
- 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,891
- She's still out there. I know it.
- 152
- 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,278
- There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson.
- 153
- 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,946
- They run a group home.
- 154
- 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,074
- I can take care of myself.
- 155
- 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,367
- When you're 18.
- 156
- 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,662
- Until then,
- I won't have you living on the streets,
- 157
- 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,748
- looking for someone
- who never looked for you.
- 158
- 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,333
- Give these people a chance.
- 159
- 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,336
- 'Cause that's what they're giving you.
- 160
- 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,547
- You're out of options.
- 161
- 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,726
- I'm gonna skip the spiel.
- 162
- 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,603
- Just know that me and Rosa, we get it.
- 163
- 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,188
- We were foster kids back in the day.
- 164
- 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,773
- Ooh, back in the Dark Ages.
- 165
- 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,358
- Girl, I'm young at heart.
- 166
- 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,902
- I got my finger on the pulse.
- 167
- 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:02,986
- Yeah, that's a reference
- 168
- 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,780
- to his blood pressure because he's old.
- 169
- 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,406
- Billy, do you have any food allergies?
- 170
- 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,241
- Gonna wish you did.
- Darla's cooking.
- 171
- 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,910
- What?
- 172
- 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,081
- We know
- how overwhelming it can all be.
- 173
- 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,916
- New house, new faces.
- 174
- 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,584
- All up in your face.
- 175
- 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,253
- Just take it at your own speed.
- 176
- 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,306
- Hello?
- 177
- 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,937
- We're home.
- 178
- 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,106
- That's what happens when you suck!
- 179
- 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,858
- So much for the welcome party.
- 180
- 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,069
- Yeah, that thing
- growing out of the couch
- 181
- 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,529
- would be Eugene.
- 182
- 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,947
- Is that him?
- 183
- 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,907
- Oh, my gosh! Billy!
- 184
- 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,200
- Whoa! Slow down, slow down.
- 185
- 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,368
- Welcome home!
- 186
- 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,411
- - And that's Darla.
- - I'm Darla.
- 187
- 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,398
- Big hugger.
- 188
- 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,789
- I noticed.
- 189
- 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,083
- Die, die, die!
- 190
- 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,835
- He doesn't mean that.
- It's a game.
- 191
- 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,588
- Hey.
- 192
- 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,590
- No sodas after dark, remember?
- 193
- 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,843
- Whoa. When did it get dark?
- 194
- 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,886
- Oh, the poster.
- I made you one.
- 195
- 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:13,223
- Come look! Oh, no!
- 196
- 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,517
- Sorry, Pedro must've been working out.
- 197
- 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,686
- His goal is to get swole.
- 198
- 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,396
- Just one hit! Just one hit!
- 199
- 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,564
- Oh...
- 200
- 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,815
- Here.
- 201
- 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,778
- Yes, exactly why your math department
- is so uniquely suited for me.
- 202
- 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,405
- Shut up! No!
- 203
- 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,657
- I can't even with Eugene right now.
- 204
- 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,368
- I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview.
- 205
- 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,494
- I'm Billy.
- 206
- 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,079
- What am I most excited about?
- 207
- 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,541
- Oh! What a great question.
- I was hoping you'd ask.
- 208
- 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,168
- What am I most excited about?
- 209
- 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,297
- Mention you're a foster kid.
- Colleges eat that up.
- 210
- 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,717
- What I'm most excited about
- is the campus experience.
- 211
- 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,262
- As a foster child, I'm a big believer
- in finding family and friends
- 212
- 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,598
- in the most unlikely of places.
- 213
- 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,603
- I'm gonna miss that girl so much.
- 214
- 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,486
- It's Caltech.
- It's a very prestigious school.
- 215
- 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,440
- And also all the way in California.
- 216
- 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,859
- But we don't have to talk
- about that right now.
- 217
- 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,277
- It's a tough subject for me.
- 218
- 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,570
- Do you like vegan food?
- 219
- 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,864
- - Mmm-mmm.
- - Because, see, I love animals.
- 220
- 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,618
- Oh, no! The Tofurky!
- 221
- 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,411
- Oh, no, we may have to eat
- a real turkey!
- 222
- 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,579
- - Is that...
- - It's okay.
- 223
- 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,039
- Come, I'll show you your room.
- 224
- 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,876
- It's a bit of a madhouse,
- I know, but it's fun.
- 225
- 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,545
- Time to dance on your grave!
- 226
- 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,214
- Watch the bum step. Pedro...
- 227
- 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,249
- Say hi to Billy.
- 228
- 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,804
- Don't take it personally.
- He's like that with everyone.
- 229
- 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,851
- Freddy.
- 230
- 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,771
- This is Billy Batson.
- 231
- 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,356
- Make sure you make him feel at home.
- 232
- 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,565
- - Okay?
- - Yeah.
- 233
- 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,567
- Maybe don't say anything too weird?
- 234
- 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,693
- Oh, one weird thing is,
- 235
- 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,077
- did you know that Romans used to
- brush their teeth with their urine?
- 236
- 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,324
- And apparently, it works.
- 237
- 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,493
- Yep. Um...
- 238
- 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,004
- Oh, it's a long way down.
- 239
- 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,298
- Trust me, I speak from experience.
- 240
- 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,304
- Victor pushed me.
- 241
- 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,848
- They seem nice, but don't buy it.
- 242
- 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,351
- It gets real Game of Thrones
- around here.
- 243
- 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,479
- What?
- 244
- 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,566
- Dude, I'm just messin' around.
- 245
- 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,153
- It's, um, terminal cancer.
- I only have 3 months.
- 246
- 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,283
- Kidding, again!
- You look at me, and you're like,
- 247
- 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,827
- "Why so dark? You're a disabled
- foster kid. You've got it all."
- 248
- 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,953
- Right?
- 249
- 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,791
- Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang.
- 250
- 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,585
- I mean, it's a replica,
- but feel how sharp.
- 251
- 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,269
- I could kill you in your sleep
- with that thing.
- 252
- 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,923
- You more of a Supes guy?
- 253
- 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:56,511
- Yeah, me, too.
- Behold, the holy grail.
- 254
- 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,139
- One 9-millimeter round
- shot at Superman himself.
- 255
- 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,265
- It's legit.
- 256
- 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,476
- Probably worth, I don't know,
- 5, 600, maybe more.
- 257
- 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,519
- What's in the bag?
- 258
- 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,271
- Hey.
- 259
- 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,690
- Hey, it's all good.
- It's good to maintain boundaries.
- 260
- 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,402
- You don't gotta talk so much,
- you know.
- 261
- 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,822
- Anyway, this place is great.
- You're gonna love it.
- 262
- 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,765
- Dinner!
- 263
- 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,815
- All hands on deck.
- 264
- 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,779
- Thank you for this family.
- 265
- 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,030
- Thank you for this day.
- 266
- 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:01,034
- Thank you for this food,
- even if it's not steak filet.
- 267
- 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,123
- Big school.
- 2,000 students, you might think,
- 268
- 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,750
- "Wow, so many strangers."
- 269
- 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,378
- But not if you think of them
- as possible future friends.
- 270
- 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,880
- Then it's,
- "Wow, so many friends."
- 271
- 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,925
- The principal, her name's Shirley.
- She's the best.
- 272
- 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,802
- Next.
- 273
- 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,512
- This is our security scanner.
- 274
- 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,972
- Like in an airport.
- It's totally safe.
- 275
- 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,516
- I know what it is.
- 276
- 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,143
- - Does she always do this?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 277
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,521
- Silence makes me uncomfortable.
- 278
- 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,065
- She's almost never uncomfortable.
- 279
- 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,902
- Have a good first day, big brother.
- 280
- 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,154
- Look, you don't have to hug me
- all the time.
- 281
- 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,448
- We're not actually
- brother and sister, so...
- 282
- 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,284
- I'm sorry.
- 283
- 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,581
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 284
- 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,750
- I didn't mean to make her...
- 285
- 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,548
- I was overwhelmed, honestly.
- 286
- 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,302
- He said I must be pure of heart.
- 287
- 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,888
- He call himself a wizard.
- 288
- 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:08,309
- He even dressed like a wizard
- from Harry Potter or some...
- 289
- 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,814
- But you're saying
- that other people have experienced this?
- 290
- 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,609
- In a sense, yes.
- Do you remember what he said to you?
- 291
- 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,778
- He tested me.
- 292
- 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,948
- There were these statues.
- 293
- 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:26,453
- Their eyes, it's like they were
- looking at me, making me think things.
- 294
- 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,704
- Horrible things.
- 295
- 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,373
- And do these approximate what you saw?
- 296
- 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,420
- Yes, that's exactly how I remember it.
- 297
- 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,839
- I don't understand.
- How do you know...
- 298
- 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:42,051
- Recurrent imagery has proven very common
- in cases of mass hysteria.
- 299
- 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,303
- Mass hysteria?
- 300
- 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:46,014
- I know. The term's a bit theatrical.
- 301
- 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,850
- But take UFO sightings, for example.
- 302
- 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,436
- Lights in the sky, flying saucers.
- 303
- 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,355
- Isolated incidents of people
- who do not know each other...
- 304
- 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,815
- The symbols.
- 305
- 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,070
- Ask her about the symbols.
- 306
- 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:06,993
- Sorry, Ms. Kwan.
- But as an example of recurrent imagery,
- 307
- 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,953
- maybe you'll recall seeing
- 308
- 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,664
- these symbols
- before the alleged abduction.
- 309
- 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,542
- I don't remember any symbols, no.
- 310
- 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,172
- I think I got it on video.
- There was something, um...
- 311
- 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,257
- I remember the numbers
- on my alarm clock.
- 312
- 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,592
- They kept shifting.
- 313
- 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,676
- Video?
- 314
- 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,222
- Show me the video.
- 315
- 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,225
- Uh, Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana.
- 316
- 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,561
- Um, one moment, I can send it.
- 317
- 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:37,357
- Hello? Oh, my God!
- 318
- 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,483
- Who's there?
- 319
- 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,487
- Hello? What's going on?
- What's happening?
- 320
- 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,574
- I'm going to call the police!
- 321
- 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,328
- Then this blinding light all around me
- 322
- 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,664
- and I felt like I was getting
- pulled down into something.
- 323
- 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,625
- It felt like a temple
- carved inside a mountain.
- 324
- 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,503
- He looked exactly what you'd expect
- from a guy who calls himself a wizard.
- 325
- 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,713
- and how you were brought there
- to save the world.
- 326
- 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,757
- - Wearing a cape.
- - And there's no ceiling.
- 327
- 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,050
- We ran the numbers again...
- 328
- 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,635
- Dr. Sivana!
- 329
- 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:11,057
- I appreciate your enthusiasm,
- but you're funding my project.
- 330
- 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,143
- And when I'm interviewing,
- I don't wanna be interrupted.
- 331
- 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,354
- 56 recorded abductions.
- 332
- 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,689
- - I never saw it.
- - Saw what?
- 333
- 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,415
- Doctor, what is all this?
- 334
- 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,418
- All these years...
- 335
- 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,424
- I was convinced
- I had the incorrect sequence.
- 336
- 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:48,428
- Or perhaps the wrong symbols
- 337
- 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,096
- to open the door.
- 338
- 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,685
- But on that woman's alarm clock,
- the 7 symbols.
- 339
- 00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:02,650
- The sequence
- repeated itself 7 times.
- 340
- 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,362
- That's the difference.
- 341
- 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,489
- Is this some sort of joke?
- 342
- 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,450
- It may seem that way to you
- 343
- 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:14,162
- because we're not
- in actuality studying mass hysteria.
- 344
- 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,789
- What all these people have seen,
- 345
- 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,960
- every single one of them,
- is absolutely real.
- 346
- 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,213
- An alarm clock malfunctions
- 347
- 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,300
- and your first thought is
- it's proof of a wizard?
- 348
- 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,510
- - Hmm.
- - Come on, Dr. Sivana.
- 349
- 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:32,013
- You can't believe any of this is real.
- 350
- 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:45,860
- Why, yes.
- 351
- 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,743
- Yes, I do.
- 352
- 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:36,869
- I've been waiting for this moment
- for so long...
- 353
- 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,872
- and now here we are.
- 354
- 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,417
- You don't remember me, do you?
- 355
- 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,008
- I remember you.
- 356
- 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,095
- You were a boy.
- 357
- 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,180
- And now you dare intrude in my kingdom.
- 358
- 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:59,976
- Do you know what it's like for a child
- to be told you'll never be good enough?
- 359
- 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,145
- No, you don't.
- 360
- 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,816
- What you said to me all those years ago
- made me realize who I really was.
- 361
- 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,443
- And you know something?
- 362
- 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,406
- I am not pure of heart.
- 363
- 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:18,536
- The wizard
- is too weak to stop us.
- 364
- 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,123
- No!
- 365
- 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,374
- No!
- 366
- 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,136
- You never found your champion.
- 367
- 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,474
- But we found ours.
- 368
- 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,618
- You are the true champion.
- 369
- 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,442
- They're using you.
- 370
- 00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:34,195
- You're nothing to them
- but a means of escape.
- 371
- 00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:44,247
- Through you, they'll spread their poison
- to everything they touch!
- 372
- 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,166
- Make mankind turn on each other!
- 373
- 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,670
- You seek a pure soul, old man,
- 374
- 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,922
- but no one's worthy.
- 375
- 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:04,642
- Flight or invisibility?
- 376
- 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,311
- If you could have one superpower,
- 377
- 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,355
- flight or invisibility,
- what would you pick?
- 378
- 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,024
- I mean, everybody chooses flight.
- You know why?
- 379
- 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,985
- So they can fly away
- from this conversation?
- 380
- 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,486
- No, no. 'Cause heroes fly.
- 381
- 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:17,770
- And who doesn't want people to think
- they're a hero, right?
- 382
- 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,032
- But invisibility, no way.
- 383
- 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,284
- That's pervy.
- 384
- 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,869
- Spying around on people
- who don't even know you're there.
- 385
- 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,538
- Sneaking around everywhere.
- It's a total villain power, right?
- 386
- 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,881
- Then they did this study,
- and this is a real thing.
- 387
- 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,164
- They asked people the same question.
- You know, what power do you want?
- 388
- 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,176
- But this time, they made it
- so the answers were anonymous.
- 389
- 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,430
- And most people, since they knew
- that it was secret, said invisibility.
- 390
- 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:43,764
- And I think that's 'cause most people
- 391
- 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:46,392
- don't feel like heroes
- on the inside, deep down.
- 392
- 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,518
- You're gonna run away.
- 393
- 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,396
- I mean, you stole my Superman bullet.
- 394
- 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,024
- Dude, I get it. I get it.
- 395
- 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,609
- You've been screwed over
- way too many times.
- 396
- 00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:55,860
- You don't trust anyone.
- 397
- 00:28:56,485 --> 00:29:00,156
- That's the thing about invisibility.
- You end up all by yourself.
- 398
- 00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:03,910
- I didn't steal
- your dumb bullet.
- 399
- 00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,250
- Hey. How was it today?
- 400
- 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,753
- That good, huh'?
- 401
- 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,883
- Whoa!
- 402
- 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,927
- Oh, my God! Freddy.
- 403
- 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:21,928
- Are you okay?
- 404
- 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,429
- - You okay?
- - Yes. Yes.
- 405
- 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,307
- What the hell?
- 406
- 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,433
- - What is wrong with you two?
- - Oh, ho!
- 407
- 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,019
- No way that's gonna buff out.
- 408
- 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,437
- You gonna pay for that, Freeman?
- 409
- 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,022
- For the dent you made almost hitting me?
- 410
- 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,190
- Yeah, sure. Um...
- 411
- 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,232
- You guys take these?
- 412
- 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,405
- Brett, stop!
- 413
- 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,741
- Don't touch my brother!
- 414
- 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,618
- What, do you need your fake family
- to stand up for you?
- 415
- 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,453
- - Stand up for yourself, Freeman.
- - Yeah, huh?
- 416
- 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,080
- Hey, Freeman.
- Freeman, here, stand up.
- 417
- 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,247
- Stand up for yourself.
- 418
- 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,041
- What are you gonna do,
- go home and cry to Mommy?
- 419
- 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,502
- Oh, yeah.
- You don't have a mommy.
- 420
- 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,505
- Hey.
- 421
- 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,051
- Man, sorry about that.
- 422
- 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,845
- That wasn't fair, but then again
- you don't fight fair, so...
- 423
- 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,478
- Back off, assbags.
- I know how to use these things.
- 424
- 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,152
- Hey! He's getting away!
- Where you going?
- 425
- 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,613
- Freddy, are you okay?
- 426
- 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:25,658
- Hey, let's go through the back.
- 427
- 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:26,784
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 428
- 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:35,960
- Nowhere to run!
- 429
- 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,253
- Hey!
- 430
- 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,130
- - Go, go, go!
- - Grab him! Move!
- 431
- 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,507
- - Get out the way.
- - Move, woman!
- 432
- 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,633
- Whoa!
- 433
- 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,845
- No, no, no.
- 434
- 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,388
- You're dead, kid.
- 435
- 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,723
- Yeah, you think you're funny.
- 436
- 00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,641
- We know where you go to school, buddy!
- 437
- 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:56,063
- Woman on PM Next stop,
- 30th Street Station.
- 438
- 00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:58,065
- Change for the regional rail lines.
- 439
- 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,169
- Uh... Hello?
- 440
- 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,838
- What's going on?
- 441
- 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:36,145
- Help!
- 442
- 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:51,911
- Okay.
- 443
- 00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,095
- Holy moly.
- 444
- 00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:26,695
- Hello?
- 445
- 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:42,711
- What the hell?
- 446
- 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,880
- Who's doing this?
- 447
- 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,164
- Hi. Um...
- 448
- 00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,750
- I was supposed to get off at 30th.
- 449
- 00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,043
- Billy Batson.
- 450
- 00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:24,795
- How'd you know my name?
- 451
- 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:28,632
- I am the last of the Council of Wizards.
- 452
- 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,886
- Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.
- 453
- 00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:33,512
- Oh...
- 454
- 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,055
- You're...
- 455
- 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,558
- that guy.
- 456
- 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,393
- Hey, listen, I don't have any money.
- 457
- 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,478
- Do not patronize me, boy.
- 458
- 00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:47,443
- You are standing
- in the source of all magic.
- 459
- 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,656
- The Rock of Eternity.
- Seven thrones of seven wizards.
- 460
- 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:56,243
- But long ago, we chose a champion
- 461
- 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:58,120
- and we chose recklessly.
- 462
- 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:04,668
- He used his power for revenge,
- 463
- 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:08,756
- releasing the Seven Deadly Sins
- into your world.
- 464
- 00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:15,095
- Millions of lives were lost.
- 465
- 00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:19,558
- Entire civilizations
- erased from existence.
- 466
- 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:27,358
- That is why I vowed
- never to pass on my magic
- 467
- 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:31,654
- until I find one truly good person.
- 468
- 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,698
- Strong in spirit,
- 469
- 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:36,784
- pure in heart.
- 470
- 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,454
- Look, man, maybe this is magic
- 471
- 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,831
- and, I don't know,
- 472
- 00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:46,043
- but the people you're looking for,
- good, pure people,
- 473
- 00:34:46,669 --> 00:34:47,920
- I'm not one of them.
- 474
- 00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:50,756
- I don't know if anyone is, really.
- 475
- 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,343
- You, Billy Batson,
- 476
- 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,720
- are all I have.
- 477
- 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,014
- All the world has.
- 478
- 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,352
- Lay your hands on my staff.
- 479
- 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,478
- Gross.
- 480
- 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,148
- And say my name
- so my powers may flow through you.
- 481
- 00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:11,235
- I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.
- 482
- 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,447
- And in so doing,
- choose you as champion.
- 483
- 00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,157
- Thanks.
- 484
- 00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:20,244
- Real sweet of you, mister,
- but I really gotta get going.
- 485
- 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,914
- My brothers and sisters
- were slain by the Sins.
- 486
- 00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:26,750
- Their thrones lie empty.
- 487
- 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:30,045
- My magic must be passed on.
- 488
- 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,798
- Now, speak my name!
- 489
- 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,093
- I don't know your name, sir.
- We just met.
- 490
- 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:38,762
- My name is...
- 491
- 00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:41,098
- Shazam.
- 492
- 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,393
- Wait, for real?
- 493
- 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,103
- - "Say it!
- - Okay!"
- 494
- 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:47,855
- Jeez.
- 495
- 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,993
- So just say it'? Like...
- 496
- 00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,120
- Shazam?
- 497
- 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,247
- Yes!
- 498
- 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:08,709
- Carry my name,
- and with it, you carry all my powers.
- 499
- 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,587
- The wisdom of Solomon,
- the strength of Hercules,
- 500
- 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,965
- the stamina of Atlas,
- the power of Zeus,
- 501
- 00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:18,677
- the courage of Achilles,
- and the speed of Mercury.
- 502
- 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,106
- What happened to me? Why am...
- 503
- 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:33,192
- What did you do to me?
- What did you do to my voice?
- 504
- 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:36,945
- You have been transformed
- to your full potential, Billy Batson.
- 505
- 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,825
- With your heart,
- unlock your greatest power.
- 506
- 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,787
- The thrones of
- our brothers and sisters await.
- 507
- 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,051
- Get me outta here!
- 508
- 00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:02,805
- Dope!
- 509
- 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,393
- My brother,
- I applaud your choices today.
- 510
- 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:10,229
- Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape.
- 511
- 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:13,649
- It shouldn't work,
- but hot damn, it does!
- 512
- 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,818
- Ow!
- 513
- 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,076
- Hey!
- 514
- 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,996
- Hey, babe!
- 515
- 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,379
- Yes, Officer.
- 516
- 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,214
- I'm aware he's run away in the past.
- 517
- 00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:39,800
- 23 times?
- 518
- 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:43,971
- Guy's got no social media presence.
- At all.
- 519
- 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,180
- The guy is a ghost.
- 520
- 00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,706
- You know, guys,
- I'm happy to look for Billy.
- 521
- 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,124
- More than happy.
- 522
- 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,751
- But no, you gotta wash the dishes.
- That's what's more important.
- 523
- 00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:16,295
- "What are you gonna do,
- Freddy, run after him?"
- 524
- 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,672
- Very funny.
- 525
- 00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,216
- No, I said, don't scream.
- 526
- 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,801
- - Uh... Victor? Victor!
- - No, no!
- 527
- 00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:24,261
- - Victor!
- - It's me. It's Billy.
- 528
- 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,429
- It's Billy!
- 529
- 00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,348
- You asked me flight or invisibility.
- I thought that was stupid,
- 530
- 00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,476
- but now I look like this
- and I need your help.
- 531
- 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:32,769
- Meet me back here after lights-out?
- 532
- 00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:35,731
- 'Sup, bud? You all right?
- 533
- 00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:39,067
- Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...
- 534
- 00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:43,071
- I'm really sad because Billy's gone.
- 535
- 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:46,783
- And, you know, maybe it's my fault.
- Maybe I did it.
- 536
- 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,577
- Uh, you know, maybe I snore.
- 537
- 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,163
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Not your fault, son, all right?
- 538
- 00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:53,332
- We'll find him, 'kay?
- 539
- 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,501
- You don't snore that bad.
- 540
- 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,628
- But you kinda smell.
- 541
- 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,307
- Oh, thank God!
- 542
- 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,518
- Hey. Stop right there.
- 543
- 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,895
- How do I know you're not a supervillain
- using telepathic abilities
- 544
- 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:16,813
- to make me believe
- that you're Billy? Huh?
- 545
- 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:17,856
- What?
- 546
- 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,107
- All I have to do
- is press "dial" on this thing.
- 547
- 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,151
- No! No., I have proof.
- I have proof. Here.
- 548
- 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,821
- Look, I lied, okay?
- I took your bullet.
- 549
- 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,907
- - Oh, no! No., no, no.
- - No!
- 550
- 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,326
- Stupid adult hands.
- 551
- 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,494
- But you saw it.
- 552
- 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:34,289
- You saw it, right?
- Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay?
- 553
- 00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,208
- Look, I know we're not really
- close friends or anything,
- 554
- 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,417
- but you're the only person
- that I know
- 555
- 00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,253
- that knows anything about
- this caped crusader stuff.
- 556
- 00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:41,171
- - That's Batman.
- - What?
- 557
- 00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:43,840
- Forget it.
- 558
- 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,842
- Can l...
- 559
- 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,929
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 560
- 00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,439
- Oh... oh, my God!
- 561
- 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:01,775
- It's crazy, right?
- 562
- 00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:03,860
- What are your superpowers?
- 563
- 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:06,655
- Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know
- how to pee in this thing.
- 564
- 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,740
- Okay. Can you fly?
- 565
- 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:11,910
- Okay!
- 566
- 00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:13,245
- Let's do this.
- 567
- 00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:14,746
- How do we do this?
- 568
- 00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:18,041
- Just, um, like, Superman it.
- 569
- 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,171
- Oh, my God.
- Obviously, you have to jump.
- 570
- 00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:24,089
- Come on.
- 571
- 00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,216
- How is any of this obvious?
- 572
- 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,384
- Okay.
- 573
- 00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:30,804
- Try, uh, to believe
- that you can fly. Okay?
- 574
- 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,222
- I read this deep dive
- 575
- 00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:33,849
- into peer-reviewed studies
- about superpowers
- 576
- 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,852
- and in 6 out of 10,
- belief is the key.
- 577
- 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,396
- Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay.
- I believe I can fly.
- 578
- 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,231
- I believe I...
- 579
- 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,025
- I believe I can fly.
- 580
- 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,276
- I believe...
- 581
- 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,325
- Whoa!
- 582
- 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,161
- Did you believe?
- 583
- 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:57,998
- Yeah.
- 584
- 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,042
- You wanna try invisibility?
- 585
- 00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:02,753
- How do I do...
- 586
- 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:04,379
- Forget it. You know, okay.
- 587
- 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,173
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 588
- 00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,261
- Oh, my God! It worked!
- 589
- 00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:12,846
- Where'd you go?
- 590
- 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,390
- I'm right here. You can't see me?
- 591
- 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,600
- Where?
- 592
- 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:19,019
- I'm invisible!
- 593
- 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,187
- I'm right here. Over here.
- 594
- 00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:24,650
- I'm invisible! I'm invisible!
- 595
- 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:25,692
- Hey!
- 596
- 00:41:25,776 --> 00:41:27,194
- Nice outfit, dipshit.
- 597
- 00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:31,490
- I might've been
- testing invisibility
- 598
- 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,533
- and super-intelligence at the same time.
- 599
- 00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,827
- Freeman, I'm gonna come over there
- and beat you.
- 600
- 00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:45,921
- Oh, my God!
- The lightning emblem!
- 601
- 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,382
- It was staring us right in the face
- the whole time.
- 602
- 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,592
- Literally!
- 603
- 00:41:58,892 --> 00:41:59,851
- Okay, okay.
- 604
- 00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,645
- Clearly, we gotta give you
- a lightning-themed superhero name.
- 605
- 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:02,896
- Yeah.
- 606
- 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,158
- Oh, right.
- 607
- 00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:16,118
- Hey, yo! Back...
- 608
- 00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:19,287
- off.
- 609
- 00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:22,249
- Hyper-speed, check.
- 610
- 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,335
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 611
- 00:42:25,419 --> 00:42:26,962
- I thought you were the one
- who was screaming.
- 612
- 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,130
- I doused him with pepper spray.
- 613
- 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:29,840
- Smart move.
- 614
- 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:33,552
- Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy.
- Give the old lady her purse back.
- 615
- 00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:35,011
- I'm your age.
- 616
- 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,264
- And he didn't get a chance to take it
- 'cause I didn't let him take it.
- 617
- 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,600
- Good. Yeah, good.
- You're really on top of this stuff.
- 618
- 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,561
- And that should teach you
- that old ladies...
- 619
- 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:46,606
- Regular-aged ladies like yourself
- don't need your protecting, right?
- 620
- 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:47,941
- So get woke, bro.
- 621
- 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,401
- I'm sorry, who are you?
- 622
- 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,362
- His name is Thundercrack,
- 623
- 00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:56,116
- hero to the people with all the
- power and speed of lightning all in one.
- 624
- 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,200
- Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.
- 625
- 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,704
- Mister Philadelphia.
- 626
- 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,080
- That's a cream cheese thing, dude!
- 627
- 00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:03,540
- Power Boy.
- 'Cause he's got all the powers.
- 628
- 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,209
- 'Cause sometimes pepper spray
- can't protect against evil.
- 629
- 00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:08,628
- Power Boy, do you know this child?
- 630
- 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,925
- Like a teeny little bit.
- I don't really know...
- 631
- 00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,677
- Yeah. He's like
- a little miniature manager.
- 632
- 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,721
- I'm his manager.
- 633
- 00:43:17,888 --> 00:43:20,307
- But Power Boy's not gonna work,
- either, okay? So work on something else.
- 634
- 00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,850
- Hey, bud, what could...
- 635
- 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,983
- Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed,
- super-strength.
- 636
- 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,276
- Dude, you're stacked!
- 637
- 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,195
- You're almost as cool as Superman.
- Almost.
- 638
- 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,322
- I didn't see you.
- I don't know what just happened here.
- 639
- 00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:37,365
- I don't wanna know.
- Just don't hurt me.
- 640
- 00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:38,992
- - I'm not doing it for the money.
- - Thank you for your kind donation.
- 641
- 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,452
- No, no, no, but if you
- ever need any more help
- 642
- 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,622
- just look for the superhero
- that still can't fly.
- 643
- 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:46,583
- Forget flying, man.
- We just made 73 bucks!
- 644
- 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,293
- 73 bucks?
- 645
- 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,961
- Come on!
- 646
- 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,047
- Hey, wait a minute.
- 647
- 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,132
- I just got an idea.
- 648
- 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,844
- I'd like to purchase
- some of your finest beer, please.
- 649
- 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,533
- I don't know about this.
- I mean, we don't have a fake ID even.
- 650
- 00:44:19,616 --> 00:44:21,493
- Freddy, Freddy, would you relax?
- 651
- 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,329
- Look at me. I am the fake ID.
- 652
- 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,455
- Everything from the register!
- 653
- 00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:27,332
- Go, go! Now!
- 654
- 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,292
- Come on! We don't have any time.
- Let's go. Move!
- 655
- 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,211
- We want it all! Hurry.
- 656
- 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,546
- This is your chance.
- 657
- 00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:34,673
- Oh! Okay.
- 658
- 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,176
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Let's do this!
- 659
- 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,011
- That's it. That's it.
- 660
- 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:42,931
- Gentlemen,
- 661
- 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,767
- why use guns
- when we can handle this like real men?
- 662
- 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,563
- Billy, look out!
- 663
- 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,828
- Bullet immunity.
- You have bullet immunity!
- 664
- 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,371
- I'm bulletproof.
- 665
- 00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:10,292
- Today is December 8th,
- 666
- 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,669
- and this is video proof of authenticity.
- 667
- 00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:15,005
- Shoot him again.
- 668
- 00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:17,132
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here.
- Go. Both of you!
- 669
- 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,508
- Come on. Go to town.
- 670
- 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,600
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 671
- 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,727
- We still don't know if
- the suit is bulletproof,
- 672
- 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,353
- or if you are.
- 673
- 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,355
- Shoot him in the face.
- 674
- 00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,316
- Shoot me in the face.
- In the face?
- 675
- 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,325
- It kinda tickles.
- 676
- 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:45,744
- You're dead.
- 677
- 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,251
- - Sorry about your window.
- - Have a good night!
- 678
- 00:45:53,335 --> 00:45:55,086
- But you're welcome
- for not getting robbed!
- 679
- 00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:58,798
- Come on! Let's get outta here.
- 680
- 00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,175
- Hey.
- 681
- 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,052
- - To fighting bad guys.
- - Yeah.
- 682
- 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,096
- Bleh!
- 683
- 00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:07,098
- Ugh!
- 684
- 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,808
- That tastes like actual vomit.
- 685
- 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,854
- Hey, do you know habanero jerky,
- 686
- 00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,732
- if you eat enough of it,
- it can burn a hole in your stomach?
- 687
- 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:16,900
- Worth it.
- 688
- 00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,861
- Yeah. Probably not you, though.
- You've probably got stomach superpowers.
- 689
- 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,363
- Probably. Oh, hey.
- 690
- 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:22,572
- What's up? I'm a superhero.
- 691
- 00:46:22,656 --> 00:46:24,282
- Yeah, his name is, uh,
- 692
- 00:46:24,366 --> 00:46:25,825
- Captain Sparklefingers.
- 693
- 00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:28,036
- No, it's not.
- No, it's not! That's not my name.
- 694
- 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,497
- Hey, we should hang out.
- We're, like, the same age.
- 695
- 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,165
- Oh, okay. I'm out.
- 696
- 00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,458
- Hey, wait up!
- 697
- 00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,550
- I mean,
- it's a pretty sick view.
- 698
- 00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:45,720
- I totally get why Rocky
- was training so hard to get up here.
- 699
- 00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,392
- You know, I like you like this.
- This is so cool.
- 700
- 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,061
- I mean, no offense,
- 701
- 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:57,732
- but, like, at first you were kinda like
- the opposite of how Darla is.
- 702
- 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,527
- A dick?
- 703
- 00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:02,904
- Your words. Not mine.
- 704
- 00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:04,406
- But yeah.
- 705
- 00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:07,534
- All right, well,
- I feel like every criminal
- 706
- 00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,619
- is either on drugs or asleep by now.
- 707
- 00:47:09,703 --> 00:47:10,996
- Wanna head home?
- 708
- 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,415
- Looking like this?
- 709
- 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,374
- Well, yeah,
- 710
- 00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:17,836
- I mean, usually,
- we'd have a lair to go back to,
- 711
- 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,295
- but that's long-term.
- 712
- 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:22,507
- Right now, we have a bunk bed.
- 713
- 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,180
- Just scares me thinking of him out there
- all alone.
- 714
- 00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,182
- This is what he does, Rosa.
- 715
- 00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:36,938
- Difference is, when they find him,
- we'll be the first to take him back.
- 716
- 00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:38,356
- With open arms.
- 717
- 00:47:41,401 --> 00:47:44,029
- Didn't even make it 2 days.
- Not even 2 days.
- 718
- 00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:46,322
- Baby, we did our fair share
- of running off back when.
- 719
- 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:48,033
- At least I did.
- 720
- 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,036
- - Yeah.
- - Even Mary did it.
- 721
- 00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,412
- Hmm? Twice.
- 722
- 00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:56,332
- That second time she ran off,
- 723
- 00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,668
- you said something to me
- I'll never forget.
- 724
- 00:47:59,252 --> 00:48:00,503
- You said,
- 725
- 00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:02,839
- "It's not a home
- until you call it a home.
- 726
- 00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,632
- It's something you choose."
- 727
- 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,305
- All we can do is give him
- a place full of love.
- 728
- 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:14,350
- Whether he chooses to call it a home,
- that's up to him.
- 729
- 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,812
- Yeah.
- 730
- 00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:20,774
- You gonna help me with this tree?
- 731
- 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,194
- This tree's so sad.
- 732
- 00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,739
- Hello?
- 733
- 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,365
- Got lost finding the bathroom.
- 734
- 00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,701
- Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night.
- 735
- 00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:32,786
- - Good night.
- - Night.
- 736
- 00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:36,414
- Freddy, who is that?
- 737
- 00:48:36,498 --> 00:48:39,417
- It's Billy. He's just really tired
- and he has laryngitis.
- 738
- 00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:40,627
- What? Laryngitis!
- 739
- 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:41,795
- I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding.
- 740
- 00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,338
- He's really, really tired,
- and he wants to go to beddy-bye.
- 741
- 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,715
- - Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye?
- - Just hide, hide.
- 742
- 00:48:45,799 --> 00:48:47,258
- Billy, you're back. Let us see you.
- 743
- 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,636
- We've been so worried about you.
- 744
- 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,430
- I told you this was a bad idea!
- 745
- 00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:54,057
- Freddy?
- 746
- 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,392
- Freddy,
- what happened to the stairs?
- 747
- 00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:58,394
- Mmm!
- 748
- 00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,230
- Hey! Covering her mouth
- like you're gonna kidnap her
- 749
- 00:49:00,313 --> 00:49:01,856
- is not gonna make her less scared, okay?
- 750
- 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:06,903
- Darla, it's me. It's Billy.
- I know I don't look like me.
- 751
- 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,613
- - A wizard made me look like this.
- - Maybe don't start with "wizard."
- 752
- 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,031
- It's just gonna make her more confused.
- 753
- 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:13,201
- Some old guy brought me to a temple
- and he made me say, "Shazam."
- 754
- 00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:15,912
- Rosa!
- 755
- 00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,040
- Verbally triggered
- body-manipulation properties!
- 756
- 00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,375
- You can switch by saying, "Shazam."
- 757
- 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:25,588
- Baby, was that you?
- Are you okay?
- 758
- 00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:26,673
- Uh...
- 759
- 00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:29,092
- I was screwing in a bulb.
- 760
- 00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:32,595
- Listen to me, Darla. You cannot tell
- anybody about this, all right?
- 761
- 00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:34,764
- But it's Billy. He's a hero.
- 762
- 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,182
- Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out
- that he's a hero,
- 763
- 00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:37,517
- that endangers us, okay?
- 764
- 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,812
- A hero's loved ones are
- the perfect bad guy target.
- 765
- 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,355
- I mean, is she even good
- at keeping secrets?
- 766
- 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,023
- - Moderate.
- - No.
- 767
- 00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,066
- Oh, God.
- 768
- 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,359
- Okay, listen, D,
- 769
- 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,070
- you cannot tell a single soul
- about this, all right? Please?
- 770
- 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,781
- Why? What if it's people we trust?
- 771
- 00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,828
- Because good sisters don't tell secrets.
- 772
- 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,414
- - I'm a good sister.
- - Yeah, you are.
- 773
- 00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,166
- You know what'd make you
- an even better sister?
- 774
- 00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:02,375
- Is if you fixed the doorknob
- for us, okay?
- 775
- 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,418
- Yeah.
- 776
- 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,503
- - Sweet dreams.
- - Sweet dreams. Bye.
- 777
- 00:50:05,587 --> 00:50:06,963
- - See you in the morning.
- - Good night.
- 778
- 00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:14,387
- Hello, sir. How may I help you?
- 779
- 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,805
- Hi. Sir?
- 780
- 00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:19,142
- Sir, you can't go in there.
- Excuse me!
- 781
- 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,269
- You cannot go in there!
- 782
- 00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,482
- Sorry I'm late.
- 783
- 00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:28,943
- Thad, this is for board members only.
- 784
- 00:50:29,027 --> 00:50:30,403
- I'm aware of that, Father.
- 785
- 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,661
- Now, that night in the car.
- 786
- 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:43,374
- I swore to you I saw something,
- but you never believed me.
- 787
- 00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:46,669
- So much easier to blame me, wasn't it?
- 788
- 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,797
- And say that if I hadn't screamed
- that night,
- 789
- 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:51,299
- you'd still have your legs.
- 790
- 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,761
- Well, now I have proof.
- 791
- 00:50:57,347 --> 00:50:58,890
- That's enough, Thad.
- 792
- 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,809
- Dear Sid, you think?
- 793
- 00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:07,273
- You know, even before the accident,
- you belittled me.
- 794
- 00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:09,776
- Don't make me
- throw you outta here, Thad.
- 795
- 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,570
- You don't need to make a scene.
- 796
- 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:14,113
- Oh, brother,
- 797
- 00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:16,616
- the scene has only just begun.
- 798
- 00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,871
- Ask that if you can throw me out.
- 799
- 00:51:21,955 --> 00:51:23,081
- What?
- 800
- 00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:25,708
- Ask the ball if you're man enough
- to throw me out of this room.
- 801
- 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:31,464
- Let me spoil it for you.
- 802
- 00:51:39,973 --> 00:51:43,309
- Outlook not so good.
- 803
- 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,899
- I've come here during
- the season of giving to give you...
- 804
- 00:51:53,695 --> 00:51:55,363
- what you deserve.
- 805
- 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,919
- Run!
- 806
- 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,881
- Oh, my God! No!
- 807
- 00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:57,133
- No! No!
- 808
- 00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:13,816
- Help!
- 809
- 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,651
- Somebody!
- 810
- 00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,404
- Help me!
- 811
- 00:53:18,488 --> 00:53:20,615
- You can't go crying to other people
- all the time.
- 812
- 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,578
- What sin best befits you, Father? Hmm?
- 813
- 00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:27,789
- I'll give you anything.
- 814
- 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,957
- Money.
- 815
- 00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,626
- The company.
- You want the company?
- 816
- 00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,503
- There it is.
- 817
- 00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:36,506
- Greed.
- 818
- 00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:38,674
- Do you honestly think
- 819
- 00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:43,679
- all this material you've accumulated
- 820
- 00:53:45,181 --> 00:53:47,183
- amounts to actual power?
- 821
- 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:52,522
- This is power.
- 822
- 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,817
- More than you ever had.
- 823
- 00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:58,569
- More than anyone has.
- 824
- 00:53:59,821 --> 00:54:03,324
- There is one more powerful.
- 825
- 00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:07,787
- The wizard found his champion.
- 826
- 00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:13,501
- Kill the champion
- before he learns his true potential,
- 827
- 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:16,712
- or he will defeat you.
- 828
- 00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:18,673
- Show me where to find him.
- 829
- 00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:35,148
- Oh, Greed,
- 830
- 00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,192
- you can have him.
- 831
- 00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:40,486
- No.
- 832
- 00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:43,573
- No.. Oh, no!
- 833
- 00:54:45,158 --> 00:54:47,910
- No.! No! No!
- 834
- 00:55:05,887 --> 00:55:08,848
- Family is more than just a word.
- 835
- 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:14,145
- At Sivana Industries,
- our focus is family.
- 836
- 00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:40,254
- Uh, Burke.
- 837
- 00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:44,217
- Where's the truck?
- 838
- 00:55:53,226 --> 00:55:54,310
- I can hear it.
- 839
- 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,280
- Oh, my God!
- 840
- 00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,907
- My truck!
- 841
- 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:09,450
- - My truck!
- - Are you kidding?
- 842
- 00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:11,953
- You know, guys,
- 843
- 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,497
- I don't think that's gonna buff out.
- 844
- 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,215
- Hey.
- 845
- 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,801
- Making the crippled kid
- do the dirty work. Wow!
- 846
- 00:56:26,926 --> 00:56:28,928
- I'm a better lookout.
- I can play innocent.
- 847
- 00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,263
- And I can't?
- 848
- 00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,976
- Your face gives off a very strong vibe
- of someone who's hatching schemes.
- 849
- 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,478
- - My face? This face?
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 850
- 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:38,563
- Okay.
- 851
- 00:56:44,527 --> 00:56:45,945
- You boys got a hall pass?
- 852
- 00:56:46,696 --> 00:56:49,031
- Oh, us? Yeah. Always.
- 853
- 00:56:49,699 --> 00:56:50,908
- You!
- 854
- 00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,246
- You look like you're up to something.
- 855
- 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,706
- Me? Up to something?
- 856
- 00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,833
- No. Never am I up to something.
- 857
- 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,086
- Our dad's picking us up.
- He got held up at the...
- 858
- 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,005
- The business office.
- 859
- 00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,631
- The business office, huh?
- 860
- 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,466
- Sure, kid.
- 861
- 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,635
- Look, parents or guardians
- 862
- 00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,972
- must appear physically
- to check out students.
- 863
- 00:57:13,723 --> 00:57:15,182
- Gotcha.
- 864
- 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,184
- Okay, well, you hear that, Dad?
- 865
- 00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:18,644
- - Hey!
- - Shazam!
- 866
- 00:57:18,728 --> 00:57:20,563
- Well, hey there, son,
- 867
- 00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,398
- and hey there,
- other son that I also have
- 868
- 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,483
- that's related to that son
- I just passed in the hallway.
- 869
- 00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:28,946
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- I got held up at the business office,
- 870
- 00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:31,157
- doing all the work stuff.
- 871
- 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:35,036
- This is the security guard
- all the kids admire so much.
- 872
- 00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,078
- Oh.
- 873
- 00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,622
- Actually, that's the other one.
- This one sucks.
- 874
- 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,291
- That's not funny.
- 875
- 00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:43,461
- I'm gonna talk to him about that.
- I apologize.
- 876
- 00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:46,380
- Anyway, this is me appearing physically
- to check my sons out of school.
- 877
- 00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:50,843
- So, thank you so much
- for keeping 'em safe, Detective Moron.
- 878
- 00:57:53,888 --> 00:57:55,056
- It's Moran.
- 879
- 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,767
- - You ready?
- - Algebra!
- 880
- 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,311
- Science!
- 881
- 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:02,396
- English!
- 882
- 00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:05,941
- Health!
- 883
- 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:18,829
- Oh. Oh.
- 884
- 00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:39,809
- Are you okay?
- 885
- 00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,432
- I'm sorry!
- 886
- 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,415
- More powerful than a locomotive.
- 887
- 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,876
- Locomotive.
- What are you? An old prospector?
- 888
- 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,129
- Can leap tall buildings
- in a single bound.
- 889
- 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:55,217
- Single bound.
- 890
- 00:59:57,887 --> 00:59:59,472
- Oh!
- 891
- 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,723
- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
- 892
- 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:01,932
- I'm sorry, people. Hi.
- 893
- 01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:03,184
- - Your phone's charged.
- - Wow!
- 894
- 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,894
- Your phone's charged.
- 895
- 01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:06,103
- Your phone's charged.
- 896
- 01:00:06,187 --> 01:00:09,565
- You really need like a mic drop
- catchphrase after you do some cool shit.
- 897
- 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,025
- I've been thinking about that.
- 898
- 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,443
- What about this?
- 899
- 01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:15,196
- "That's why you don't mess
- with electricity."
- 900
- 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,198
- Catchphrases obviously
- aren't one of your superpowers.
- 901
- 01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,908
- And your phone's charged.
- 902
- 01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:20,993
- - Well, you think you can do better?
- - What the hell?
- 903
- 01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:23,579
- Let there be light.
- 904
- 01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:29,043
- Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay.
- 905
- 01:00:34,215 --> 01:00:35,674
- How do I... Never mind.
- 906
- 01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:36,759
- Shazam!
- 907
- 01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:41,680
- Shazam!
- 908
- 01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,566
- What'd you see? What'd you see?
- Were there boobies?
- 909
- 01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:54,693
- You see nipples? Why aren't you talking?
- 910
- 01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:57,446
- We're gonna need more money.
- 911
- 01:00:57,530 --> 01:00:58,948
- Why? You were in there
- for, like, 5 minutes.
- 912
- 01:00:59,031 --> 01:01:00,533
- Dude, they were very convincing!
- 913
- 01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:06,914
- Oh, get it, get it!
- 914
- 01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,875
- Go, go, go!
- 915
- 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:16,882
- No.!
- 916
- 01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:19,051
- Stop! No!
- 917
- 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,177
- - I'm not even looking!
- - Stop!
- 918
- 01:01:20,261 --> 01:01:22,555
- - I'm not even looking! Oh!
- - Stop!
- 919
- 01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,431
- - Why?
- - Oh, and done!
- 920
- 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:25,933
- Finished him.
- 921
- 01:01:29,812 --> 01:01:31,355
- A lair.
- 922
- 01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,565
- Yes.
- 923
- 01:01:32,648 --> 01:01:33,649
- And obviously, we're gonna have to
- 924
- 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:35,109
- - be making this purchase anonymously.
- - Mmm.
- 925
- 01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,069
- Obviously.
- 926
- 01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:40,072
- And, um,
- if you have a location on a cliff.
- 927
- 01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,782
- Like a castle-esque type thing.
- 928
- 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,534
- - Overlooking some water.
- - Overlooking some water,
- 929
- 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,369
- seas, below it. Rough, you know...
- 930
- 01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,662
- Like a waterfall,
- 931
- 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,039
- - so you can drive into...
- - Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah.
- 932
- 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,584
- Look, Maximum Voltage, is it?
- 933
- 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,752
- You can call me Max.
- 934
- 01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:57,298
- Look, Max, why don't you just start with
- how many bedrooms you're looking for?
- 935
- 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,549
- - 1!
- - 7.
- 936
- 01:01:58,632 --> 01:01:59,800
- - 1?
- - 7?
- 937
- 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,302
- What, am I running a foster home now?
- 938
- 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,399
- Have you seen the one
- where he throws the football into space?
- 939
- 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,482
- So dope.
- 940
- 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:18,525
- Hey, you guys
- gotta wonder who's filming those, right?
- 941
- 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,863
- I mean, that's bravery in and of itself.
- 942
- 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,156
- I mean, is it, though?
- 943
- 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,533
- Yeah. I'd actually argue
- maybe even more brave.
- 944
- 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:25,618
- Holding a camera?
- 945
- 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,621
- Staring in the face of danger.
- 946
- 01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,080
- Like some weirdo fanboy.
- 947
- 01:02:31,707 --> 01:02:32,875
- Hey, Freeman.
- 948
- 01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,919
- I wouldn't do that if I were you.
- 949
- 01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:38,005
- What, is your bestie gonna hit us
- with a wheelchair this time?
- 950
- 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,506
- No, maybe not him,
- but I have another best friend
- 951
- 01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:41,091
- who might hunt you down
- and destroy both of you.
- 952
- 01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:43,260
- Okay, Freddy.
- 953
- 01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:46,597
- You may have heard of him.
- The Human Power Storm.
- 954
- 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,933
- Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot.
- 955
- 01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,768
- Yeah. He's a man of many names.
- 956
- 01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,019
- You know the Red Cyclone?
- 957
- 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:54,855
- You? My ass you do.
- 958
- 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:56,774
- Oh, we're a lot closer than you think.
- 959
- 01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,817
- Maybe even at this very moment.
- 960
- 01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:00,110
- Prove it.
- 961
- 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:03,030
- I will, tomorrow.
- Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch.
- 962
- 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:04,490
- Right, right, Billy?
- 963
- 01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:06,951
- Oh, yeah, and then Superman's
- gonna be bringing us dessert, right?
- 964
- 01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:11,789
- Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.
- 965
- 01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:15,501
- And when he doesn't show,
- then we'll kick your ass.
- 966
- 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:21,590
- So, wait, my identity's a secret
- so no one I know can get hurt.
- 967
- 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,135
- Except when it makes you look cool,
- then it's all good.
- 968
- 01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,679
- Billy, it's not like
- they're supervillains.
- 969
- 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,764
- They're just super douchebags.
- 970
- 01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:31,183
- So, you're breaking your own rule?
- 971
- 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,267
- Got it.
- 972
- 01:03:33,102 --> 01:03:35,729
- This thing is as much as mine
- as it is yours.
- 973
- 01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:39,483
- Starting to think
- you think it's all your thing.
- 974
- 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,860
- Billy, you're still gonna do it,
- though, right?
- 975
- 01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:43,946
- I mean, what would a good brother do?
- 976
- 01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,032
- All hands on deck.
- 977
- 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:53,539
- Thank you for this family.
- Thank you for this day.
- 978
- 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:57,001
- Thank you for this food.
- Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.
- 979
- 01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:03,465
- Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero.
- 980
- 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:05,053
- He's doing good.
- 981
- 01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:06,677
- Yeah, but is he, though?
- 982
- 01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:10,264
- Ooh! Controversy. Into it.
- 983
- 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:13,726
- Share with us your perspective, Eugene.
- 984
- 01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:16,687
- Just saying, he's what?
- Charging people's phones?
- 985
- 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,606
- So what?
- I can charge a phone with a plug.
- 986
- 01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:20,649
- Preach.
- 987
- 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,610
- Pedro, any thoughts?
- 988
- 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,155
- Costume's stupid.
- 989
- 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:27,531
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 990
- 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,742
- Big white cape like
- he's getting married or something.
- 991
- 01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:32,077
- What if he didn't get
- to pick his costume?
- 992
- 01:04:32,161 --> 01:04:34,329
- Ever think about that?
- 993
- 01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:36,248
- You're a specialist, Freddy.
- What do you think?
- 994
- 01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:40,335
- Yeah, Freddy,
- let's manage to see the positive.
- 995
- 01:04:40,419 --> 01:04:42,337
- Okay, Well, I think it looks like
- 996
- 01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:44,214
- he doesn't have gratitude
- for what he's been given.
- 997
- 01:04:44,757 --> 01:04:47,092
- Very specific. All right.
- 998
- 01:04:47,176 --> 01:04:48,427
- Maybe to the superhero,
- 999
- 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,179
- gratitude doesn't mean
- having to be clingy.
- 1000
- 01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,638
- Clingy? Wow, interesting take.
- 1001
- 01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:55,976
- You know, maybe sometimes
- a superhero just wants a little me time.
- 1002
- 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:59,188
- You know, me time could also
- be construed as pushing away his family.
- 1003
- 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:01,231
- Family. Is that what they are now?
- 1004
- 01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:03,400
- It's a classic symptom of
- "Superhero Syndrome."
- 1005
- 01:05:03,484 --> 01:05:07,029
- Coined by German psychologist
- Heinrich Von German-something,
- 1006
- 01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:10,282
- where superpowers become
- an all-consuming narcotic.
- 1007
- 01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:13,577
- Son, we're still eating dinner.
- 1008
- 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,412
- What he needs is a sidekick.
- 1009
- 01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:17,039
- Name one cool sidekick.
- 1010
- 01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:20,375
- Darla, why are you
- so quiet over there, baby?
- 1011
- 01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,544
- You're never at a loss for words.
- 1012
- 01:05:22,628 --> 01:05:24,213
- I'm eating.
- 1013
- 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,642
- Why am I still doing this?
- 1014
- 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:38,936
- Well, you can't skip every day.
- 1015
- 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,771
- Not at your age.
- 1016
- 01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:43,107
- But I'm not your age anymore.
- 1017
- 01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,109
- But I can go with you.
- 1018
- 01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:47,778
- We just gotta trick the guard out,
- you know?
- 1019
- 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,738
- Billy, where are you going?
- 1020
- 01:05:49,822 --> 01:05:51,156
- You're still gonna have
- lunch with me, right?
- 1021
- 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,199
- Billy!
- 1022
- 01:05:52,741 --> 01:05:56,120
- Sir Zaps-A-Lot's
- still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right?
- 1023
- 01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:07,548
- All right.
- 1024
- 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,466
- Did you check it to...
- 1025
- 01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:13,262
- People typically give me
- a little money, you know...
- 1026
- 01:06:13,345 --> 01:06:15,556
- You're a sweet couple.
- You guys have a good day.
- 1027
- 01:06:25,357 --> 01:06:27,484
- Ooh!
- 1028
- 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,945
- - Oh, my God.
- - Mary, are you okay?
- 1029
- 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,405
- How do you know my name?
- 1030
- 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,657
- Uh... How do I know your name? Uh...
- 1031
- 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,869
- One of my superpowers is name guessing.
- 1032
- 01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:39,329
- Which is really weird, I bet.
- 1033
- 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,957
- Uh, it's not as cool as
- super-strength or super-speed,
- 1034
- 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,168
- but it's really helpful
- when I meet new people.
- 1035
- 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:45,669
- Are you hurt?
- 1036
- 01:06:46,295 --> 01:06:50,007
- No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um...
- 1037
- 01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:54,428
- I just need a second to think.
- 1038
- 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,054
- This has been such a weird day.
- 1039
- 01:06:56,889 --> 01:07:00,434
- Um, using my powers
- of super-observation,
- 1040
- 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,937
- I see that you're holding
- a letter from a college in your hand.
- 1041
- 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:06,607
- Are you upset because you didn't get in?
- 1042
- 01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,111
- I got in.
- 1043
- 01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:17,868
- Well, now my superpowers
- are failing me and I am very confused.
- 1044
- 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,704
- Yeah. Me, too.
- 1045
- 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,123
- I don't know. I know I should be excited
- 1046
- 01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:26,418
- 'cause this is my dream and I've worked
- really, really hard for this,
- 1047
- 01:07:27,294 --> 01:07:28,420
- but it's like...
- 1048
- 01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:33,592
- I don't know. Leaving my family
- does not feel fun, you know?
- 1049
- 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,762
- Could I give you
- a little piece of advice?
- 1050
- 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:40,557
- Don't be worried about everybody else.
- Always look out for number one.
- 1051
- 01:07:40,641 --> 01:07:41,600
- Gandhi said that.
- 1052
- 01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,518
- - I don't think he said that.
- - Yeah, he did.
- 1053
- 01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:45,312
- - Gandhi did not say...
- - Somebody like Gandhi said that.
- 1054
- 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,271
- "Take care of number one."
- 1055
- 01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:48,440
- It was a really wise...
- It might've been Yoda.
- 1056
- 01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:49,608
- - Listen.
- - I'm sorry, no.
- 1057
- 01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:52,736
- Agree to disagree.
- The point is, you do you, you know?
- 1058
- 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,281
- You gotta look out for you. And get
- as far away from this place as you can.
- 1059
- 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,202
- I don't know if I want to.
- 1060
- 01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:01,870
- Of course you do. What're you gonna do?
- 1061
- 01:08:01,954 --> 01:08:03,997
- You gonna live in a group home
- for the rest of your life?
- 1062
- 01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:06,667
- Look, families are for people
- 1063
- 01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:09,378
- who can't take care
- of themselves, okay? So...
- 1064
- 01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:12,839
- And you can take care of yourself.
- 1065
- 01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,883
- Also, look both ways
- when you cross the street.
- 1066
- 01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,974
- I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.
- 1067
- 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,603
- It's ringing.
- 1068
- 01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:31,149
- Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, what's going on?
- 1069
- 01:08:31,984 --> 01:08:33,527
- Oh, that's crazy!
- Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way.
- 1070
- 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,988
- Yeah, it's crazy! Great story.
- 1071
- 01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:39,074
- He's not talking to anyone.
- 1072
- 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,993
- I was!
- 1073
- 01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:43,704
- I was! We're friends. I know him, I do!
- 1074
- 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,706
- I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah.
- 1075
- 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,627
- Shit.
- 1076
- 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,258
- Come on now.
- 1077
- 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,511
- Hands!
- Lightning with my hands!
- 1078
- 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,680
- Lightning with my hands!
- 1079
- 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:03,724
- Lightning with my hands!
- 1080
- 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,100
- Hey. Hey.
- 1081
- 01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,769
- Hey, young man! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1082
- 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,730
- What are you doing?
- I'm in the middle of a show right now.
- 1083
- 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,023
- How can I help you?
- 1084
- 01:09:11,106 --> 01:09:13,150
- I just wanted to say thank you
- for showing up to lunch today.
- 1085
- 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:17,279
- Yeah, I got a little something
- called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right?
- 1086
- 01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:18,196
- I don't know if you've ever heard of it,
- 1087
- 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,366
- but it's when someone grabs
- your underwear like that
- 1088
- 01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:24,161
- and holds you like a suitcase,
- walks you down the hallway.
- 1089
- 01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:26,496
- And this was my underwear.
- 1090
- 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,272
- Gross.
- 1091
- 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,252
- You said you'd come.
- 1092
- 01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:34,421
- You said I would come!
- I never said I was...
- 1093
- 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,922
- I'm a superhero, dude!
- 1094
- 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,716
- Well, you're acting real heroic.
- 1095
- 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:39,217
- How much people paying you today?
- 1096
- 01:09:39,301 --> 01:09:42,596
- Listen, I have
- serious responsibilities now, okay?
- 1097
- 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,057
- But that's cool because
- I can carry that burden with my...
- 1098
- 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,768
- Hands!
- Lightning with my hands!
- 1099
- 01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:08,413
- Oh, man!
- 1100
- 01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,003
- Holy moly.
- 1101
- 01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,258
- Don't move! Nobody move!
- 1102
- 01:10:28,642 --> 01:10:29,893
- Oh, no, no!
- 1103
- 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:33,480
- Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay!
- 1104
- 01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:42,781
- Oh!
- 1105
- 01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:44,574
- Oh, that looked like it hurt.
- 1106
- 01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,786
- It's him! It's that superhero guy!
- 1107
- 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:50,539
- Help us! Save us!
- 1108
- 01:10:51,123 --> 01:10:51,957
- Come on!
- 1109
- 01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:56,294
- Come on... Yeah.
- 1110
- 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,964
- What's he doing?
- What's going on?
- 1111
- 01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:08,765
- No way.
- 1112
- 01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,608
- Oh, no, no.
- Please don't make me do this.
- 1113
- 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:20,694
- God, this is the worst idea ever!
- 1114
- 01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:34,374
- I did it! I did it!
- 1115
- 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,668
- I got the bus! I got the bus.
- 1116
- 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,462
- Nobody move in there.
- 1117
- 01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:40,505
- Oh, I gotta put this thing down.
- I gotta put this thing down.
- 1118
- 01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,091
- Oh!
- 1119
- 01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,219
- Oh.
- 1120
- 01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,221
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Doggy, doggy, you have to move.
- 1121
- 01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,098
- Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo!
- 1122
- 01:11:50,182 --> 01:11:52,017
- Please be a good dog, good dog!
- 1123
- 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,518
- You're being a bad dog!
- 1124
- 01:11:53,602 --> 01:11:55,145
- Go! Go!
- 1125
- 01:11:56,021 --> 01:11:57,564
- Please go. Please move.
- 1126
- 01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:00,775
- Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- 1127
- 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,694
- Thank you.
- 1128
- 01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:21,254
- Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no.
- 1129
- 01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:23,215
- I was in the neighborhood, you know,
- so I thought...
- 1130
- 01:12:23,298 --> 01:12:24,382
- Thank you!
- 1131
- 01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:26,259
- It was kind of my fault anyway.
- 1132
- 01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:32,891
- So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten
- an early Christmas present
- 1133
- 01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:36,770
- in the form of its very own superhero.
- 1134
- 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,104
- And we're out.
- 1135
- 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,482
- - Thank you very much.
- - Oh, of course, yeah.
- 1136
- 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,360
- Dude! Dude, dude!
- Dude, did you see that?
- 1137
- 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:46,530
- Yeah. You electrocuted a bus
- and almost killed these people.
- 1138
- 01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:48,281
- And then I caught it!
- 1139
- 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,952
- Freddy, I caught a bus
- with my bare hands, man!
- 1140
- 01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,954
- I caught a bus
- like people catch fly balls.
- 1141
- 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,413
- Like, who does that? I do that!
- 1142
- 01:12:55,497 --> 01:12:56,873
- Billy! You do nothing.
- 1143
- 01:12:56,957 --> 01:13:00,418
- You take selfies
- and make people pay you.
- 1144
- 01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:03,797
- You know, forget it. I can't really
- talk to you when you look like this.
- 1145
- 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,590
- You just wish it was you.
- 1146
- 01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:07,217
- No shit!
- 1147
- 01:13:07,968 --> 01:13:11,596
- You think?
- I would kill to have what you have.
- 1148
- 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,723
- Because everything I do is, like,
- 1149
- 01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:16,601
- some desperate attempt
- to get people to notice me.
- 1150
- 01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:18,728
- To not feel sorry for me.
- 1151
- 01:13:18,812 --> 01:13:21,523
- I mean, look at me! Look at me.
- Do you even see me?
- 1152
- 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:25,944
- 'Cause most people don't.
- 'Cause they don't want to.
- 1153
- 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,238
- And now you don't either.
- 1154
- 01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:31,074
- I mean, you think this is who you are?
- 1155
- 01:13:31,157 --> 01:13:32,701
- I mean, Billy, you're 14,
- 1156
- 01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:34,869
- and now you're no better
- than the Breyers.
- 1157
- 01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:39,583
- All this power, and all you did
- was turn into a show-off and a bully.
- 1158
- 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:43,628
- Whatever, kid!
- 1159
- 01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:45,005
- I do what I want!
- 1160
- 01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:49,301
- And I'm, like, mid-20s probably!
- 1161
- 01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:52,095
- Maybe even, like, 30.
- 1162
- 01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:56,683
- Chosen one.
- 1163
- 01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,564
- The so-called perfect man.
- 1164
- 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,275
- Pure of heart.
- 1165
- 01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:08,236
- Flawless in every way.
- 1166
- 01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:12,407
- What made you so worthy?
- 1167
- 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,868
- I'm sorry, can I help...
- 1168
- 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,202
- Do you want an autograph or something?
- 1169
- 01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,912
- Give me your power.
- 1170
- 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:21,541
- Or die.
- 1171
- 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,961
- Oh, snap!
- You're, like, a bad guy, right?
- 1172
- 01:14:25,045 --> 01:14:28,298
- Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
- Before this gets really stupid for you,
- 1173
- 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,467
- you should know that
- I'm basically invincible.
- 1174
- 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,811
- The weapons of man
- draw no blood from our kind.
- 1175
- 01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:43,938
- I said, stop right there!
- 1176
- 01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:46,191
- The only thing
- that extinguishes magic...
- 1177
- 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:48,485
- is magic.
- 1178
- 01:14:50,195 --> 01:14:52,280
- Time to transfer your power to me.
- 1179
- 01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,453
- Oh, you did not see that one coming,
- did you, grandpa?
- 1180
- 01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:00,455
- Them's street rules.
- 1181
- 01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,299
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 1182
- 01:15:11,383 --> 01:15:13,176
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 1183
- 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:15,220
- I never should've punched you
- in the nuts like that.
- 1184
- 01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:16,343
- That was totally my bad.
- 1185
- 01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:17,639
- We can talk about this.
- 1186
- 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,224
- You grovel like a child.
- 1187
- 01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:21,351
- That's because I am one. I'm a kid!
- 1188
- 01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,852
- You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you?
- 1189
- 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,983
- I believe I can fly!
- I believe I can fly, I can fly!
- 1190
- 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,694
- Freddy said if I believe I can fly,
- then I can fly.
- 1191
- 01:15:30,777 --> 01:15:32,654
- So I believe! I believe! I believe!
- 1192
- 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:33,613
- Okay.
- 1193
- 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:34,781
- Superman!
- 1194
- 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,616
- Superman! What arm is it?
- 1195
- 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,702
- Why am I not flying?
- 1196
- 01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,286
- Please, I don't wanna die!
- 1197
- 01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:04,436
- I'm floating!
- 1198
- 01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:12,944
- What the hell was that?
- 1199
- 01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:19,159
- I can fly!
- 1200
- 01:16:25,165 --> 01:16:26,040
- Billy?
- 1201
- 01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,252
- Freddy! I need your help!
- 1202
- 01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,129
- You can fly?
- 1203
- 01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,221
- Who's the other guy?
- 1204
- 01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:41,848
- Santa!
- 1205
- 01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:48,980
- So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus
- do in the summertime?
- 1206
- 01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:51,566
- Well, in some ways,
- 1207
- 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:53,443
- Santa is always here for you.
- 1208
- 01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:01,284
- Help Santa!
- 1209
- 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,829
- Santa needs help! Help!
- 1210
- 01:17:04,913 --> 01:17:06,372
- Give us a shout if you need us.
- 1211
- 01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:16,049
- I'm just gonna chill in here
- for a little while, if that's okay.
- 1212
- 01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:21,054
- This is crazy.
- 1213
- 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,555
- This is crazy.
- You don't have to fight this guy.
- 1214
- 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:24,766
- This isn't your job. You can run, right?
- 1215
- 01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,976
- Yes, you can run. Awesome!
- 1216
- 01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:37,028
- Get back!
- 1217
- 01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:38,530
- Get away!
- 1218
- 01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:42,534
- - I'm Batman!
- - Get him, Batman!
- 1219
- 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,496
- Oh, sorry.
- 1220
- 01:18:12,522 --> 01:18:13,690
- Come on!
- 1221
- 01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:41,009
- Shazam!
- 1222
- 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,415
- Billy!
- 1223
- 01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:14,751
- Billy!
- 1224
- 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:17,629
- Billy, where are you?
- 1225
- 01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:21,758
- Billy!
- 1226
- 01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:24,260
- Where are you, Billy?
- 1227
- 01:19:28,848 --> 01:19:30,224
- Billy, come on!
- 1228
- 01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:36,147
- Billy. Where is he?
- 1229
- 01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:37,607
- Supervillain.
- 1230
- 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:40,360
- Supervillain! Supervillain!
- 1231
- 01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,529
- Worse. Much worse.
- 1232
- 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:47,825
- Radioactive anthromorph?
- Psychic energy manipulator?
- 1233
- 01:19:47,909 --> 01:19:51,079
- I won't let you read my mind.
- My mind is blank. You can't get in.
- 1234
- 01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:54,874
- I don't need to read your mind.
- Because you are going to tell me.
- 1235
- 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,418
- Where is he?
- 1236
- 01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:11,307
- Oh, my God, honey, are you okay?
- 1237
- 01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:13,977
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1238
- 01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:15,645
- What happened? Are you hurt?
- 1239
- 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:16,562
- Come inside.
- 1240
- 01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:17,939
- We need to have a talk.
- 1241
- 01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:21,109
- Just don't be
- so hard on him, okay?
- 1242
- 01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:29,784
- Running out on us! Lying!
- 1243
- 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:33,538
- Huh? Then I get a call from the school,
- telling me you've been cutting class!
- 1244
- 01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:34,747
- Getting in fights!
- 1245
- 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:41,004
- Bill, the man saved 9 people.
- 1246
- 01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,172
- Whoa! Is that...
- 1247
- 01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:45,299
- I'm questioning his motive.
- 1248
- 01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:47,719
- What's Freddy doing with a superhero?
- 1249
- 01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:54,267
- Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy?
- 1250
- 01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,063
- You remember dinner,
- 1251
- 01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:03,151
- when Billy and Freddy were arguing
- like an old married couple, like this?
- 1252
- 01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:06,821
- When he rescued me,
- he knew I lived in a group home.
- 1253
- 01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,865
- He knew my name. He called me Mary.
- 1254
- 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:21,044
- Wait, are you saying Billy's
- the Human Power Storm?
- 1255
- 01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:22,920
- Yes! You guys figured it out!
- 1256
- 01:21:23,004 --> 01:21:24,464
- All on your own. I didn't help.
- 1257
- 01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:26,591
- - I didn't break any promises.
- - You knew?
- 1258
- 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,718
- I'm a good sister!
- 1259
- 01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:34,599
- I mean, what were you thinking?
- 1260
- 01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,310
- And then you bring Freddy into it.
- 1261
- 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:46,235
- Give him some space, guys.
- He's a little upset, okay?
- 1262
- 01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:57,288
- Billy?
- 1263
- 01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:03,753
- You're him.
- 1264
- 01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,172
- You're the hero.
- 1265
- 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,217
- Yeah, well, not anymore, so...
- 1266
- 01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:16,557
- Why do you have my notebook?
- 1267
- 01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,144
- Eugene finished your search.
- 1268
- 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,606
- Look, I'm not a hacker, okay?
- 1269
- 01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:26,025
- But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink.
- 1270
- 01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:29,195
- And maybe I did pick up a few skills,
- which maybe did get me
- 1271
- 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,280
- into federal databases
- most people can't get into.
- 1272
- 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:33,491
- Good for you, but I'm gonna go.
- 1273
- 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:37,286
- Your parents' names
- are Marilyn and C.C. Batson.
- 1274
- 01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:43,709
- What?
- 1275
- 01:22:43,793 --> 01:22:46,045
- You were born
- in Zumbrota, Minnesota.
- 1276
- 01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:47,839
- They divorced when you were 3.
- 1277
- 01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:51,843
- Your mom moved here that year.
- 20 months later, you got lost.
- 1278
- 01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:52,760
- You never found them
- 1279
- 01:22:52,844 --> 01:22:55,972
- 'cause your dad's been in prison
- in Florida for 10 years.
- 1280
- 01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:57,265
- And your mom's...
- 1281
- 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,101
- What?
- 1282
- 01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:02,979
- Is she dead?
- 1283
- 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,231
- She's two subway stops away.
- 1284
- 01:23:06,566 --> 01:23:07,608
- What?
- 1285
- 01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:11,863
- You know, you didn't find her
- because she reverted to her maiden name.
- 1286
- 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,161
- Hey, Billy! Billy!
- 1287
- 01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:23,457
- - Victor, get the keys.
- - I got it.
- 1288
- 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,793
- Kids, stay here
- in case Billy comes back.
- 1289
- 01:23:32,592 --> 01:23:35,303
- Come on. Inside, let's go.
- 1290
- 01:23:44,103 --> 01:23:46,564
- Wait. I thought
- we were running after Billy.
- 1291
- 01:23:46,647 --> 01:23:49,358
- No, we're gonna wait here for now.
- 1292
- 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,322
- Billy?
- 1293
- 01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:57,909
- Freddy?
- 1294
- 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:04,457
- Oh, how quaint.
- 1295
- 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,253
- Actually, I take that back.
- 1296
- 01:24:11,464 --> 01:24:13,424
- What a shithole.
- 1297
- 01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,718
- Just a second.
- 1298
- 01:25:02,515 --> 01:25:04,100
- Hey, look, I'm late
- for work already, all right?
- 1299
- 01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:06,894
- We don't need any magazines or whatever.
- Thanks, though.
- 1300
- 01:25:06,978 --> 01:25:08,062
- Oh, I'm not.
- 1301
- 01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,107
- You probably don't recognize me...
- 1302
- 01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:14,235
- but I found my way home.
- 1303
- 01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:16,570
- Mom.
- 1304
- 01:25:18,656 --> 01:25:19,782
- It's me.
- 1305
- 01:25:21,117 --> 01:25:22,201
- Oh, God.
- 1306
- 01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,552
- Is it?
- 1307
- 01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:29,583
- Um... Hang on.
- 1308
- 01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,128
- Who's at the door?
- 1309
- 01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,714
- It's, um...
- 1310
- 01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:37,258
- It's no one, Travis.
- 1311
- 01:25:41,971 --> 01:25:43,681
- That wasn't Dad, was it?
- 1312
- 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,058
- No.
- 1313
- 01:25:46,726 --> 01:25:49,270
- Listen, um...
- 1314
- 01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:52,440
- It's really you, huh?
- 1315
- 01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:58,779
- I didn't mean to run away.
- You know that, right?
- 1316
- 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:02,199
- I let go, but it was by accident.
- 1317
- 01:26:02,283 --> 01:26:03,993
- Yeah, no. I know, yeah.
- 1318
- 01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:06,203
- I saw you.
- 1319
- 01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:08,497
- What?
- 1320
- 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,294
- I saw you after.
- 1321
- 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:19,592
- So, it was never your fault.
- 1322
- 01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:24,305
- Look, I was 17, okay?
- And my daddy kicked me out.
- 1323
- 01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:28,684
- And your dad just decided
- not to be a part of anything.
- 1324
- 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,897
- And I was hurting, and I was screwed up.
- 1325
- 01:26:35,316 --> 01:26:36,942
- - I want the tiger.
- - I know.
- 1326
- 01:26:37,026 --> 01:26:38,736
- I know, honey,
- 1327
- 01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:41,489
- but Mom's not exactly
- going pro here, okay?
- 1328
- 01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:45,326
- Billy?
- 1329
- 01:26:45,910 --> 01:26:46,744
- Billy!
- 1330
- 01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:48,829
- Billy?
- 1331
- 01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:52,083
- Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny!
- 1332
- 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,459
- Here you go, buddy.
- 1333
- 01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,670
- That should warm you up. Is that better?
- 1334
- 01:26:59,507 --> 01:27:02,760
- Look, it's just once
- I saw you with the police,
- 1335
- 01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:04,970
- I realized that they could do
- 1336
- 01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,681
- a better job taking care of you
- than I ever will.
- 1337
- 01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:14,688
- But you're good, right?
- 1338
- 01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:18,692
- I mean, you landed on your feet.
- 1339
- 01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:21,153
- Because, I mean, you look real good.
- 1340
- 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:24,532
- It's just...
- 1341
- 01:27:26,951 --> 01:27:30,162
- now is not a really good time
- for me, Bill.
- 1342
- 01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:39,338
- All I wanted to do is
- let you know I'm doing good,
- 1343
- 01:27:41,132 --> 01:27:44,093
- but I have to get back
- to my real family.
- 1344
- 01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:47,263
- Here.
- 1345
- 01:27:50,891 --> 01:27:51,725
- What's this?
- 1346
- 01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,521
- Marilyn!
- What's goin' on out there?
- 1347
- 01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:57,731
- You might need it more than me.
- 1348
- 01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:18,210
- Freddy, you were right.
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- 1349
- 01:28:18,294 --> 01:28:21,881
- Come home, Billy.
- Come home.
- 1350
- 01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:25,593
- - Billy! Supervillain!
- - Supervillain!
- 1351
- 01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:42,818
- Shazam!
- 1352
- 01:28:56,707 --> 01:28:58,667
- Who are you? What do you want?
- 1353
- 01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:00,961
- What do I want?
- 1354
- 01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:02,796
- I want...
- 1355
- 01:29:07,718 --> 01:29:08,677
- That.
- 1356
- 01:29:10,054 --> 01:29:11,180
- Whoa.
- 1357
- 01:29:14,642 --> 01:29:16,393
- Kick his ass, Billy!
- 1358
- 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:20,940
- Yes, Billy.
- 1359
- 01:29:21,524 --> 01:29:23,150
- Try it, by all means.
- 1360
- 01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:25,277
- Let them go and I'll come inside.
- 1361
- 01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:27,363
- No, first, you come inside,
- 1362
- 01:29:27,446 --> 01:29:28,948
- then maybe I'll let them go.
- 1363
- 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:47,550
- Good boy.
- 1364
- 01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:52,346
- Because that's all you are, isn't it?
- 1365
- 01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:54,348
- How old are you?
- 1366
- 01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:56,725
- - Basically 15.
- - Hmm.
- 1367
- 01:29:58,978 --> 01:30:02,648
- When I was a child, the old man told me
- I wasn't good enough.
- 1368
- 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,651
- Yet here you are, a coward.
- 1369
- 01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:11,240
- Run from me and the wizard chooses you?
- You're not a hero.
- 1370
- 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,909
- But I'm gonna give you
- the opportunity to be one.
- 1371
- 01:30:14,994 --> 01:30:16,704
- Give me the power of the champion.
- 1372
- 01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:17,997
- No. Don't do it, Billy.
- 1373
- 01:30:34,972 --> 01:30:37,433
- Give me the power and I'll let them go.
- 1374
- 01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:38,726
- Darla, no.
- 1375
- 01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:40,394
- Don't go, Billy.
- 1376
- 01:30:41,562 --> 01:30:43,606
- - Don't go, Billy.
- - Darla, come here.
- 1377
- 01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:45,524
- No, I have to.
- 1378
- 01:30:45,608 --> 01:30:48,444
- It's what a good brother would do.
- Right?
- 1379
- 01:30:53,449 --> 01:30:54,533
- Billy.
- 1380
- 01:31:21,018 --> 01:31:23,729
- I dedicated my life
- to getting here.
- 1381
- 01:31:24,772 --> 01:31:26,482
- I scoured the earth.
- 1382
- 01:31:27,066 --> 01:31:28,400
- No one believed me.
- 1383
- 01:31:28,609 --> 01:31:31,070
- No one helped.
- 1384
- 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,571
- Not the wizard.
- 1385
- 01:31:33,739 --> 01:31:34,907
- Not my family.
- 1386
- 01:31:36,909 --> 01:31:38,535
- I only had myself.
- 1387
- 01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,412
- I get it.
- 1388
- 01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:43,374
- I get what that's like.
- 1389
- 01:31:45,334 --> 01:31:47,169
- Feeling like
- you're all alone in the world.
- 1390
- 01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,212
- Stand.
- 1391
- 01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:51,382
- Feeling like there's that one thing,
- and if you could just find it,
- 1392
- 01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:53,425
- then you'd finally be good enough.
- 1393
- 01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:54,468
- Stand.
- 1394
- 01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:58,931
- The champion's name.
- 1395
- 01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:01,475
- Say it.
- 1396
- 01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,129
- Look, no offense, mister,
- 1397
- 01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:32,506
- but I don't think these things
- have your best interest at heart.
- 1398
- 01:32:33,257 --> 01:32:36,135
- Don't listen to this child.
- 1399
- 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:39,221
- Take the staff.
- 1400
- 01:32:39,388 --> 01:32:43,684
- Hold it
- and say the champion's name.
- 1401
- 01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:45,811
- They're using you.
- 1402
- 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,897
- You have to see that,
- that they are using you.
- 1403
- 01:32:48,981 --> 01:32:50,107
- Say your name.
- 1404
- 01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:54,570
- His name...
- 1405
- 01:32:55,863 --> 01:32:57,906
- is Captain Sparklefingers.
- 1406
- 01:32:57,990 --> 01:33:00,159
- And we're gonna keep throwing things
- at your big,
- 1407
- 01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:02,202
- fat, ugly-eyed head,
- 1408
- 01:33:02,286 --> 01:33:04,163
- until you let our brother go.
- 1409
- 01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,481
- Boy, am I glad
- I didn't sell that Batarang.
- 1410
- 01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:33,064
- - Pedro, is that a lamp?
- - It's an ugly one.
- 1411
- 01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:34,860
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
- 1412
- 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,111
- Guys, I appreciate the thought,
- 1413
- 01:33:36,195 --> 01:33:38,238
- I really do, but I don't think
- your weapons are gonna help.
- 1414
- 01:33:38,322 --> 01:33:39,865
- You can put 'em down now.
- 1415
- 01:33:41,492 --> 01:33:42,618
- The door was right here.
- 1416
- 01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,119
- Billy, how do we get outta here?
- 1417
- 01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:45,962
- What, you think I know? I don't know.
- 1418
- 01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:47,831
- This way!
- 1419
- 01:33:47,915 --> 01:33:49,416
- Go, go, go. Follow Darla.
- 1420
- 01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,293
- Good job, Darla. Go, go, go!
- 1421
- 01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,294
- Kids?
- 1422
- 01:33:54,004 --> 01:33:55,047
- Why is this open?
- 1423
- 01:33:55,631 --> 01:33:57,758
- Freddy? Mary?
- 1424
- 01:34:01,428 --> 01:34:02,846
- Pedro, Pedro, come on.
- 1425
- 01:34:02,930 --> 01:34:04,723
- Freddy? Freddy, keep up.
- 1426
- 01:34:04,807 --> 01:34:06,099
- Darla, stay in front.
- 1427
- 01:34:06,934 --> 01:34:08,101
- We gotta hurry.
- 1428
- 01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:32,960
- Whoa!
- 1429
- 01:34:34,044 --> 01:34:36,255
- So many doors.
- 1430
- 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:39,132
- One of these has to be a way out, right?
- 1431
- 01:34:39,216 --> 01:34:40,509
- Yeah, I would hope so.
- 1432
- 01:34:57,526 --> 01:34:58,569
- Not this one.
- 1433
- 01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:14,751
- Okay, no more doors.
- Nobody open any more doors.
- 1434
- 01:35:14,835 --> 01:35:16,753
- Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do?
- 1435
- 01:35:16,837 --> 01:35:17,921
- Darla, I don't know.
- 1436
- 01:35:18,005 --> 01:35:20,507
- Yes, you do. Just think.
- How'd you get out last time?
- 1437
- 01:35:20,591 --> 01:35:22,718
- Uh, last time, I thought about
- the subway, and I was on the subway.
- 1438
- 01:35:22,801 --> 01:35:24,720
- Okay. Then, Billy, look,
- think about the subway.
- 1439
- 01:35:24,803 --> 01:35:27,514
- Think about any place
- except for here, okay?
- 1440
- 01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:50,871
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 1441
- 01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:52,664
- Why are you covering my eyes?
- 1442
- 01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:55,375
- Really? This is the first place
- you think of? Wow!
- 1443
- 01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:56,543
- You're welcome!
- 1444
- 01:35:56,627 --> 01:35:58,253
- Why can't I see what's inside?
- 1445
- 01:35:58,337 --> 01:35:59,796
- You are not old enough.
- 1446
- 01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,757
- Old enough to know that was great music.
- 1447
- 01:36:02,549 --> 01:36:03,508
- Not my thing.
- 1448
- 01:36:03,592 --> 01:36:04,718
- Where's Freddy?
- 1449
- 01:36:04,801 --> 01:36:05,969
- Yeah, you, too, Sriracha.
- 1450
- 01:36:06,053 --> 01:36:07,763
- Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas.
- 1451
- 01:36:07,846 --> 01:36:09,139
- Freddy! What are you doing?
- 1452
- 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:10,599
- Nice people.
- 1453
- 01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:11,558
- Nice people? Come on.
- 1454
- 01:36:11,642 --> 01:36:13,602
- Is that glitter?
- They have glitter! Can I get glitter?
- 1455
- 01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:14,895
- No, not from them.
- 1456
- 01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:16,021
- Please?
- 1457
- 01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:16,939
- No..
- 1458
- 01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:19,816
- Darla.
- 1459
- 01:36:24,947 --> 01:36:26,865
- Go, go, go. Everybody, go!
- 1460
- 01:36:26,949 --> 01:36:28,575
- Freddy? Freddy, Freddy.
- 1461
- 01:36:28,659 --> 01:36:29,993
- One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go.
- 1462
- 01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:40,087
- Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go.
- 1463
- 01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:41,964
- Come on, Pedro. Come on.
- 1464
- 01:36:53,809 --> 01:36:55,394
- Don't run, but don't walk.
- Just be cool.
- 1465
- 01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:58,146
- Act naturally,
- like kids naturally act in a carnival.
- 1466
- 01:36:58,230 --> 01:36:59,940
- - He's not gonna look for us here.
- - Is that him?
- 1467
- 01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:01,483
- - Oh, my God!
- - Dude, it's Zap-tain America!
- 1468
- 01:37:01,566 --> 01:37:03,527
- - Power Boy!
- - He's an impersonator, okay?
- 1469
- 01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:04,820
- Yeah, I'm an impersonator!
- I'm a fake version of myself.
- 1470
- 01:37:04,903 --> 01:37:06,321
- Don't take pictures.
- 1471
- 01:37:08,532 --> 01:37:09,700
- Shazam!
- 1472
- 01:37:16,832 --> 01:37:18,375
- Hey! Where'd he go?
- 1473
- 01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:19,668
- What, is he invisible now?
- 1474
- 01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:29,845
- Oh, man, I just spit on a baby!
- 1475
- 01:37:31,304 --> 01:37:32,889
- Yo, what is that?
- 1476
- 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:37,686
- Who is that guy?
- 1477
- 01:37:38,687 --> 01:37:40,188
- Champion.
- 1478
- 01:37:43,066 --> 01:37:45,152
- You don't deserve that name.
- 1479
- 01:37:46,528 --> 01:37:49,197
- See that? Look at that up there!
- 1480
- 01:37:49,281 --> 01:37:52,909
- Hiding behind
- innocent people who will now die.
- 1481
- 01:37:54,703 --> 01:37:58,290
- Because deep down
- you're still just a scared little boy.
- 1482
- 01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,085
- Oh, no.
- 1483
- 01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:05,964
- Run! Run!
- 1484
- 01:38:18,894 --> 01:38:21,396
- - Oh! What do we do?
- - Just hold on!
- 1485
- 01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:23,148
- - To what?
- - The bar, you idiot!
- 1486
- 01:38:32,324 --> 01:38:34,201
- Well, you wanted me to be a hero.
- 1487
- 01:38:34,284 --> 01:38:35,327
- Are you kidding?
- 1488
- 01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:39,206
- Okay, no. Old guy's up there
- harboring multiple spiritual entities.
- 1489
- 01:38:39,289 --> 01:38:40,999
- Plus, he has the same powers as you.
- 1490
- 01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,459
- Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing.
- 1491
- 01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:44,169
- Plus, I mean, you're my best friend.
- I don't want you to die.
- 1492
- 01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:48,548
- If a superhero can't save his family,
- 1493
- 01:38:49,883 --> 01:38:50,926
- he's not much of a hero.
- 1494
- 01:38:55,806 --> 01:38:57,015
- That was a decent catchphrase.
- 1495
- 01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:59,017
- Shazam!
- 1496
- 01:39:08,360 --> 01:39:09,903
- Now, let's try this again.
- 1497
- 01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,752
- Or try that again!
- 1498
- 01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:34,845
- Billy, look out!
- 1499
- 01:39:38,181 --> 01:39:40,433
- Laser eyes!
- Guys, he's got laser eyes!
- 1500
- 01:39:40,517 --> 01:39:42,686
- Too bad your aim sucks balls!
- 1501
- 01:39:52,571 --> 01:39:53,780
- That's his power matrix.
- 1502
- 01:39:53,864 --> 01:39:54,864
- His what-what?
- 1503
- 01:39:54,906 --> 01:39:57,909
- When the demon guys leave his eye,
- he loses his powers.
- 1504
- 01:39:58,702 --> 01:40:00,245
- That's why the Batarang hurt him.
- 1505
- 01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:02,372
- Hey!
- 1506
- 01:40:02,455 --> 01:40:03,414
- Over here!
- 1507
- 01:40:04,833 --> 01:40:06,543
- - Wait. What are you doing?
- - Trust me. Divide and conquer.
- 1508
- 01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:08,962
- We separate the Sins from the eye,
- and he's just an old man.
- 1509
- 01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:10,797
- Gather the mutts.
- 1510
- 01:40:24,561 --> 01:40:25,562
- Run!
- 1511
- 01:40:31,818 --> 01:40:33,904
- Darla, no!
- 1512
- 01:40:48,877 --> 01:40:50,587
- Here. Take it.
- 1513
- 01:40:50,670 --> 01:40:52,547
- Take it. It's for you.
- 1514
- 01:40:52,631 --> 01:40:54,216
- Hold it tight.
- 1515
- 01:40:54,299 --> 01:40:57,260
- Close your eyes.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- 1516
- 01:40:57,344 --> 01:40:58,803
- - Okay?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1517
- 01:40:59,679 --> 01:41:00,805
- Okay.
- 1518
- 01:41:41,137 --> 01:41:42,264
- Shazam!
- 1519
- 01:42:04,577 --> 01:42:05,996
- Shazam!
- 1520
- 01:42:11,084 --> 01:42:12,585
- Playtime's over, boy.
- 1521
- 01:42:14,170 --> 01:42:15,672
- Your friends can't help you anymore.
- 1522
- 01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:16,923
- Shazam!
- 1523
- 01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:22,679
- Hey!
- 1524
- 01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:50,665
- Shazam!
- 1525
- 01:43:15,231 --> 01:43:16,941
- Nice trick.
- 1526
- 01:43:17,025 --> 01:43:18,026
- Catchy.
- 1527
- 01:43:18,610 --> 01:43:20,487
- One simple word.
- 1528
- 01:43:20,570 --> 01:43:22,238
- I have a better trick.
- 1529
- 01:43:23,198 --> 01:43:24,491
- 4 words.
- 1530
- 01:43:25,784 --> 01:43:26,951
- Kill the little girl.
- 1531
- 01:43:27,035 --> 01:43:29,662
- - Darla, no!
- - Take me instead!
- 1532
- 01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:35,001
- Stop!
- 1533
- 01:43:50,517 --> 01:43:53,269
- Billy, there's one more
- demon guy in his eye!
- 1534
- 01:43:53,353 --> 01:43:55,355
- You gotta just rip it out
- of his face hole!
- 1535
- 01:43:55,438 --> 01:43:56,481
- It's where he gets his power.
- 1536
- 01:44:01,111 --> 01:44:02,320
- Reach for it.
- 1537
- 01:44:04,030 --> 01:44:04,864
- I dare you.
- 1538
- 01:44:14,124 --> 01:44:15,417
- Wise decision.
- 1539
- 01:44:17,752 --> 01:44:19,129
- Hands on the staff.
- 1540
- 01:44:19,921 --> 01:44:22,173
- Billy, don't do this. Billy!
- 1541
- 01:44:22,257 --> 01:44:23,842
- - Billy.
- - Don't do it, Billy!
- 1542
- 01:44:23,925 --> 01:44:24,884
- Don't!
- 1543
- 01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,907
- Say my name so my power
- may flow through you.
- 1544
- 01:44:47,991 --> 01:44:51,119
- I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.
- 1545
- 01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:55,039
- And in so doing, choose you as champion.
- 1546
- 01:44:55,707 --> 01:44:59,252
- With your heart,
- unlock your greatest power.
- 1547
- 01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:02,130
- The thrones
- of our brothers and sisters await.
- 1548
- 01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:11,598
- All hands on deck.
- 1549
- 01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:18,438
- Say my name.
- 1550
- 01:45:19,814 --> 01:45:21,191
- Billy!
- 1551
- 01:45:21,274 --> 01:45:22,275
- No, not my name.
- 1552
- 01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:23,902
- Say the name that I say
- to turn into this guy.
- 1553
- 01:45:25,361 --> 01:45:26,279
- Shazam!
- 1554
- 01:46:05,151 --> 01:46:06,110
- Guys.
- 1555
- 01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,072
- What's happening?
- 1556
- 01:46:13,618 --> 01:46:14,702
- I can fly!
- 1557
- 01:46:19,832 --> 01:46:21,209
- Guys.
- 1558
- 01:46:21,292 --> 01:46:23,336
- Check out these guns.
- 1559
- 01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:27,298
- No. It's not possible.
- 1560
- 01:46:29,300 --> 01:46:32,262
- Gee-whiz, mister.
- Sorry I took your cane.
- 1561
- 01:46:32,345 --> 01:46:33,513
- Do you want it back?
- 1562
- 01:46:36,182 --> 01:46:37,642
- Guys, I don't believe in violence,
- 1563
- 01:46:38,226 --> 01:46:41,521
- but I think we should kick
- this guy's butt, like, really hard.
- 1564
- 01:46:46,276 --> 01:46:47,569
- Whoa!
- 1565
- 01:46:53,199 --> 01:46:54,599
- Guys, I think I can move really...
- 1566
- 01:46:55,535 --> 01:46:56,452
- fast.
- 1567
- 01:46:57,245 --> 01:46:59,247
- Hyper-speed! Check!
- 1568
- 01:47:08,339 --> 01:47:10,800
- Billy! The eye!
- 1569
- 01:47:18,683 --> 01:47:19,601
- Look out!
- 1570
- 01:47:21,894 --> 01:47:22,729
- Whoa!
- 1571
- 01:47:24,397 --> 01:47:26,691
- What?
- 1572
- 01:47:28,067 --> 01:47:29,022
- - What!
- - Dude!
- 1573
- 01:47:29,027 --> 01:47:31,029
- You almost exploded me.
- 1574
- 01:48:17,033 --> 01:48:18,951
- Dude, I've studied
- the fighting techniques
- 1575
- 01:48:19,035 --> 01:48:20,495
- of every single superhero.
- 1576
- 01:48:21,788 --> 01:48:23,539
- What do you got?
- 1577
- 01:48:26,918 --> 01:48:28,419
- Well, that's terrifying.
- 1578
- 01:49:02,370 --> 01:49:04,372
- Enough games, boy.
- 1579
- 01:49:05,415 --> 01:49:06,874
- You think a pack of children can...
- 1580
- 01:49:10,294 --> 01:49:11,379
- Wait, what?
- 1581
- 01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:13,756
- You will beg for mercy
- 1582
- 01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,800
- as I feast on your heart...
- 1583
- 01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:17,427
- slow.
- 1584
- 01:49:19,345 --> 01:49:22,932
- Are you making some big evil guy speech
- right now or something?
- 1585
- 01:49:23,015 --> 01:49:26,561
- You're, like, a mile away from me
- right now. There's cars and trucks.
- 1586
- 01:49:26,644 --> 01:49:29,605
- I will have the world
- eating out of the palm of my hand...
- 1587
- 01:49:29,689 --> 01:49:32,150
- All I see is mouth moving.
- I don't hear any...
- 1588
- 01:49:32,233 --> 01:49:35,737
- Only I have the power to unleash...
- 1589
- 01:49:37,655 --> 01:49:38,948
- Ah, whatever. Screw it.
- 1590
- 01:50:09,896 --> 01:50:11,230
- Oh, my gosh. Those people!
- 1591
- 01:50:19,322 --> 01:50:20,448
- Hi!
- 1592
- 01:50:20,531 --> 01:50:21,908
- Wow. I caught you.
- 1593
- 01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,963
- I got it. I got it.
- 1594
- 01:50:42,178 --> 01:50:43,930
- Oh, my God. I do got it.
- 1595
- 01:51:00,279 --> 01:51:01,364
- You're not gonna believe this,
- 1596
- 01:51:01,447 --> 01:51:03,366
- but you're actually the first villain
- I've ever fought.
- 1597
- 01:51:03,449 --> 01:51:05,076
- It's kind of a huge deal for me.
- 1598
- 01:51:19,465 --> 01:51:22,009
- Somebody help!
- 1599
- 01:51:36,107 --> 01:51:39,026
- Hi. Wow. It's really you.
- 1600
- 01:51:40,069 --> 01:51:42,864
- My name is Darla,
- and I've been really good.
- 1601
- 01:51:42,947 --> 01:51:43,823
- What?
- 1602
- 01:51:47,994 --> 01:51:49,161
- Oh, crap.
- 1603
- 01:51:50,663 --> 01:51:51,539
- No, no, no.
- 1604
- 01:51:51,622 --> 01:51:52,623
- No, no. No!
- 1605
- 01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:12,226
- No! No, no.
- 1606
- 01:52:20,443 --> 01:52:21,485
- Oh, my God!
- 1607
- 01:52:21,569 --> 01:52:23,237
- Is he giving us
- suitcase wedgies?
- 1608
- 01:53:00,399 --> 01:53:02,276
- So this is, like,
- the Seven Deadly Sins, right?
- 1609
- 01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:05,947
- I mean, I've never been great at math,
- 1610
- 01:53:06,030 --> 01:53:08,824
- but, uh, the big, angry one,
- that's Wrath, yeah?
- 1611
- 01:53:08,908 --> 01:53:10,910
- And then Gluttony, obvi.
- 1612
- 01:53:11,786 --> 01:53:15,247
- Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust,
- 1613
- 01:53:15,331 --> 01:53:18,960
- who I thought was gonna be
- way hotter, if I'm being honest.
- 1614
- 01:53:19,627 --> 01:53:22,713
- But that's only six.
- Where's lucky number seven?
- 1615
- 01:53:22,797 --> 01:53:25,007
- Where's little man? Where's Envy?
- 1616
- 01:53:25,091 --> 01:53:27,760
- Is he just scared of me and my family
- because we're so awesome?
- 1617
- 01:53:27,843 --> 01:53:28,678
- Because I get that.
- 1618
- 01:53:29,428 --> 01:53:31,597
- Like, the other sins,
- they get to come out and fight
- 1619
- 01:53:31,681 --> 01:53:33,557
- because they're big
- and strong and scary.
- 1620
- 01:53:33,641 --> 01:53:34,725
- But Envy...
- 1621
- 01:53:36,102 --> 01:53:37,561
- he's just the runt.
- 1622
- 01:53:50,199 --> 01:53:53,244
- And that's why all the other sins
- never invite him out to play, man.
- 1623
- 01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:55,121
- Because they all know who'd win.
- 1624
- 01:53:56,038 --> 01:54:01,335
- And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
- 1625
- 01:54:27,570 --> 01:54:29,155
- Gotcha.
- 1626
- 01:54:29,238 --> 01:54:31,282
- Shazam!
- 1627
- 01:54:37,705 --> 01:54:39,081
- Shazam!
- 1628
- 01:54:49,508 --> 01:54:51,260
- Ready to go round up your buddies?
- 1629
- 01:55:20,581 --> 01:55:23,918
- No. No.!
- 1630
- 01:55:53,614 --> 01:55:55,991
- Here's the thing about power.
- 1631
- 01:55:56,117 --> 01:55:59,829
- What good's power,
- if you got nobody to share it with?
- 1632
- 01:56:01,455 --> 01:56:03,207
- - Nice.
- - Ta-da!
- 1633
- 01:56:03,290 --> 01:56:04,208
- That's disgusting.
- 1634
- 01:56:04,291 --> 01:56:05,126
- Fatality.
- 1635
- 01:56:07,002 --> 01:56:08,045
- I got the voice.
- 1636
- 01:56:11,799 --> 01:56:12,633
- What's that?
- 1637
- 01:56:18,514 --> 01:56:20,683
- I can have anything I've ever wanted?
- 1638
- 01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:25,688
- Billy.
- 1639
- 01:56:25,813 --> 01:56:26,981
- No, no, no!
- 1640
- 01:56:27,064 --> 01:56:28,524
- - Stop it!
- - Don't look at that!
- 1641
- 01:56:28,607 --> 01:56:29,859
- Billy, don't do it!
- 1642
- 01:56:30,609 --> 01:56:32,027
- Ah!
- 1643
- 01:56:32,653 --> 01:56:34,822
- - You should hear yourselves!
- - Not funny.
- 1644
- 01:56:34,905 --> 01:56:36,949
- You think I'm gonna put
- a demon ball in my head?
- 1645
- 01:56:37,032 --> 01:56:37,950
- That's disgusting.
- 1646
- 01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,411
- That's funny. That's pretty funny.
- You got me going.
- 1647
- 01:56:40,494 --> 01:56:41,996
- - You got me going.
- - Uh... Guys.
- 1648
- 01:56:45,249 --> 01:56:46,083
- What?
- 1649
- 01:56:48,127 --> 01:56:49,587
- Oh. Hey.
- 1650
- 01:56:50,171 --> 01:56:52,548
- Oh, wow.
- 1651
- 01:57:00,097 --> 01:57:01,432
- All right, We did it!
- 1652
- 01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:05,519
- Hey, all right, yeah! We did it!
- 1653
- 01:57:06,729 --> 01:57:08,939
- We did it!
- 1654
- 01:57:09,356 --> 01:57:12,276
- Hey, you guys are all safe.
- There's no more danger anymore.
- 1655
- 01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:14,695
- - We're fine. It's okay.
- - All right, all right, all right.
- 1656
- 01:57:14,778 --> 01:57:15,821
- We're good.
- 1657
- 01:57:26,207 --> 01:57:27,875
- You sure this is gonna work?
- 1658
- 01:57:29,627 --> 01:57:30,669
- Told ya.
- 1659
- 01:57:31,212 --> 01:57:32,421
- Whoa!
- 1660
- 01:57:34,215 --> 01:57:35,174
- Whoa!
- 1661
- 01:57:50,022 --> 01:57:51,482
- You guys know what this place is, right?
- 1662
- 01:57:51,565 --> 01:57:54,693
- A dark, haunted cave with demon statues.
- 1663
- 01:57:54,777 --> 01:57:57,446
- Well, yes, but also...
- 1664
- 01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:03,327
- Lair! We got a lair!
- 1665
- 01:58:03,410 --> 01:58:04,536
- - Lair.
- - Yeah.
- 1666
- 01:58:04,620 --> 01:58:05,663
- No, you right.
- 1667
- 01:58:05,746 --> 01:58:07,289
- We got a lair.
- 1668
- 01:58:09,291 --> 01:58:10,542
- What's a lair?
- 1669
- 01:58:11,460 --> 01:58:13,212
- And thanks to 6 superheroes,
- 1670
- 01:58:13,295 --> 01:58:17,383
- citizens are back in their homes,
- safe again with their families.
- 1671
- 01:58:17,466 --> 01:58:19,927
- And here with an eyewitness account
- of the events...
- 1672
- 01:58:20,010 --> 01:58:22,263
- It was crazy, man!
- 1673
- 01:58:22,346 --> 01:58:24,265
- Creatures from hell!
- 1674
- 01:58:24,348 --> 01:58:26,934
- Lightning coming out
- of everyone's everything!
- 1675
- 01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,770
- And that is not cool, man!
- 1676
- 01:58:29,853 --> 01:58:31,897
- So, first day as a superhero.
- 1677
- 01:58:31,981 --> 01:58:35,109
- Automatic top spot
- for best ever.
- 1678
- 01:58:35,192 --> 01:58:37,027
- The man shattered
- the glass noodle ceiling.
- 1679
- 01:58:37,111 --> 01:58:38,862
- - No. That's racist.
- - Not if I say it.
- 1680
- 01:58:38,946 --> 01:58:39,947
- Guys.
- 1681
- 01:58:41,073 --> 01:58:42,449
- - All hands on deck.
- - Oh!
- 1682
- 01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:46,996
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 1683
- 01:58:47,079 --> 01:58:48,122
- Wait.
- 1684
- 01:58:48,205 --> 01:58:49,790
- Thank you for this food.
- 1685
- 01:58:49,873 --> 01:58:51,917
- Thank you for this day.
- 1686
- 01:58:52,001 --> 01:58:53,043
- Thank you for this family.
- 1687
- 01:58:54,128 --> 01:58:56,213
- I thought maybe this time I'd stay.
- 1688
- 01:58:57,631 --> 01:59:00,384
- I mean, after all,
- 1689
- 01:59:00,467 --> 01:59:01,343
- I'm home.
- 1690
- 01:59:33,459 --> 01:59:35,210
- He better not sit at our table.
- 1691
- 01:59:38,547 --> 01:59:39,673
- Nope!
- 1692
- 01:59:42,176 --> 01:59:43,093
- Okay.
- 1693
- 01:59:46,764 --> 01:59:48,223
- What are you doing?
- 1694
- 01:59:48,307 --> 01:59:50,351
- Waiting for your imaginary BFF
- to show up?
- 1695
- 01:59:50,434 --> 01:59:51,602
- Yeah.
- 1696
- 02:00:00,277 --> 02:00:01,195
- What are you guys doing here?
- 1697
- 02:00:01,779 --> 02:00:03,197
- Well, we're having lunch with you.
- 1698
- 02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:04,823
- But you guys have
- different lunch periods.
- 1699
- 02:00:05,407 --> 02:00:06,909
- Well, we made
- a very special arrangement.
- 1700
- 02:00:08,744 --> 02:00:11,288
- - Darla, what's going on?
- - Why are you asking me?
- 1701
- 02:00:11,997 --> 02:00:12,998
- Freddy Freeman.
- 1702
- 02:00:15,459 --> 02:00:20,756
- This guy taught me everything I know
- about being a dope superhero.
- 1703
- 02:00:20,839 --> 02:00:23,133
- True story. You should get
- some pointers from him.
- 1704
- 02:00:23,217 --> 02:00:27,721
- What's going on,
- my best bud in the whole world?
- 1705
- 02:00:27,805 --> 02:00:32,101
- And also new kids that I'm meeting
- for the first time but seem very cool?
- 1706
- 02:00:32,434 --> 02:00:33,394
- Uh...
- 1707
- 02:00:33,477 --> 02:00:36,271
- I invited another friend.
- I hope that's okay.
- 1708
- 02:03:32,990 --> 02:03:37,244
- Sun of Ra.
- 1709
- 02:03:38,495 --> 02:03:45,085
- Ouroboros.
- 1710
- 02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:50,465
- Solomon's...
- 1711
- 02:03:50,549 --> 02:03:52,843
- Knot.
- 1712
- 02:04:04,021 --> 02:04:07,524
- No! No.!
- 1713
- 02:04:13,905 --> 02:04:16,783
- Primitive symbols.
- 1714
- 02:04:16,867 --> 02:04:21,580
- You walking, talking monkeys
- with your cave drawings.
- 1715
- 02:04:22,331 --> 02:04:26,418
- You assume there's only one way
- to gain magic.
- 1716
- 02:04:26,501 --> 02:04:28,295
- No, no, no.
- 1717
- 02:04:29,546 --> 02:04:32,424
- There are more ways
- than a mind can imagine.
- 1718
- 02:04:33,550 --> 02:04:35,427
- What in God's name?
- 1719
- 02:04:35,510 --> 02:04:39,973
- I name the gods, Doctor.
- Not the other way around.
- 1720
- 02:04:40,057 --> 02:04:43,268
- Oh, what fun
- we're going to have together.
- 1721
- 02:04:43,352 --> 02:04:47,314
- The Seven Realms are about to be ours.
- 1722
- 02:11:13,742 --> 02:11:16,036
- Don't beat yourself up, buddy.
- You're gonna find someone.
- 1723
- 02:11:16,870 --> 02:11:18,621
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- 1724
- 02:11:18,705 --> 02:11:20,999
- Because there's plenty of fish
- in the sea.
- 1725
- 02:11:22,709 --> 02:11:24,210
- Of course it's not real.
- I can't talk to fish.
- 1726
- 02:11:24,627 --> 02:11:27,255
- Even if I could, I mean, honestly,
- what could we do with that that's cool?
- 1727
- 02:11:27,338 --> 02:11:31,593
- I don't know, maybe command
- an army of billions in the ocean.
- 1728
- 02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,846
- Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
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