Brett Facts

Brett defines himself as a 'middle'.;
Brett writes in his diary with the blood of centipedes.;
Brett voted for himself as GQ's Sexiest Man Of The Year 2018.;
Brett is the silhouette you see in the corner of the room as you drift off to sleep.;
Brett's shoes are made of 90% sprue goo and 10% love.;
This is Brett's 11th dimensional hop and he is still no closer to home.;
Brett thinks tickling only ever happens in the movies.;
Brett has an intense fear of dolls.;
Brett is made up of mostly Oreos;