You have earned a 5-minute time out for your insolence.,
Your H.R. request has been denied. Get over it and move on.,
Thank you for your H.R. submission. After careful consideration Covered has earned a 10 minute time-out.,
Fuck you.,
DENIED. Kindly fuck off.,
Suck a bag of dicks.,
After a thorough review of your complaint we have ruled that you have been wronged. The party responsible for this wrong-doing owes you one apology posted in the atrium  a 25 minute time-out  and 3 days of their name being changed to a new name of your choosing. Please contact any H.R. representative to implement this ruling.,
You owe Dorkus one donut for wasting her time with your nonsense whining,
Your submission to H.R. is not thorough enough please submit a 5-page detailed report documenting the incident. Please include exact time stamps and quotes from witnesses. Thank you for your time.,
This will require further investigating. Please check back with your local H.R. rep in 36-98 hours.,