Phone script

Requesting this to be read in a proper, calm voice. These lines will be used to make it seem like my phone has an AI running on it.

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Someone is calling you.

Your phone is ringing.

Pick up your phone, it's ringing.

Hey dude, your phone is ringing, pick it up!

You are currently receiving a phone call.

Your phone is ringing and you're really embarrassed because it's supposed to be silenced right now.

Excuse me, your father is on the line for you.

Hey, your dad's calling.

Excuse me, your mother is on the line for you.

Hey, your mom's calling.

Your parents are trying to reach you.

Your brother is calling you.

Your sister is calling you.

You son is calling you.

Your daughter is calling you.

It's your wife on the line, should I tell her you're busy?

Sir, the missus is on the phone for your.

Your girlfriend is calling you.

Your husband is calling you.

You are receiving a phone call from your significant other.

You are getting a call from home.

You are getting a call from work.

You are getting a call from the boss.

Hey, your best friend's calling you, pick up!

Good news, your best friend is calling!

You have a call from an unknown number, want to just ignore it?

You are receiving a call from a blocked number... Let's just ignore it.

New voicemail.

Text message received.

Text received.

New text.

Text message sent.

Text message received.

Text!

You've got mail!

Email received.

New email.

Boop

Beep

Bip

Good morning, this is your wakeup call! Turn off the alarm and let's get started with the day! Come on, let's go! Up and at em. The world is your oyster, get up and seize the day!... Hellooooooo. Time to get up. Rise and shine sleepy head! Are you listening to me? Don't make me repeat my self!

Low battery.

System notice.

Charging.

Psst hey you! Yeah you, it's me, the phone! You gotta get me away from this guy!... Please?