azure/anon link/zelda xwg/slob/gas/sweat skywardsword

azureangelic: idk im having one of those days where im in the mood to talk fats but i dont have anything to say :U
anon: well you know how skyward sword ends right
azureangelic: yeah
anon: they stay stuck on the ground
azureangelic: big fat guy on fire uses evil powers to poop ganondorfsd all over the timeline
azureangelic: and that
anon: not really much to do down there besides enjoy the land and its bountiful harvest
azureangelic: heh
azureangelic: this is true

azureangelic: the ground has a lot more interesting foods to taste~
anon: all different kinds of fruits and fish and animals
azureangelic: and they dont have to share with anybody besides themselves
anon: and link is kind of an idiot
anon: so of course he gets bossed around by zelda a bit
azureangelic: naturally

azureangelic: link is appointed chief go out and find things and bring back food person
azureangelic: whereas zelda is chief sit around and give orders person
anon: she tastes stuff first to make sure it's edible
anon: gotta make sure the whole fruit's fine though
anon: and what if the next few are the bad ones? better 'test' those too

azureangelic: between that and link being so eager to do all the exploring and lifting it isnt much of a surprise that she plumpensup a bit
anon: i'd like to imagine it mostly goes to her hips
anon: making her a pretty wide pear
azureangelic: its a good thing they stayed on the earth, she probably wouldnt have luck flying around on birds with an ass like that
anon: they'd probably be more useful for frying than flying at that point

azureangelic: plus being in what amoutns to a secluded paradise means she can get away with eating as much as she wants whenever she wants with nobody getting on ehr case for it
anon: link is too devoted to her almost to the point of worship to care, as long as  she likes it!
azureangelic: even if her idea of worship is tolerating her habits of stuffing herself full to bursting before spending all night nursing a gassy, overfilled tummy
anon: she makes for a nice jumbo pillow and the gas keeps away any unknown predators
azureangelic: sounds like a fair deal

anon: when they happen by a spring they take just a little extra time to stop and fill her empty gut
anon: link going back and forth to bring her buckes of water
anon: for drinking and washing i guess
anon: you'd need a lot to clean all of that
azureangelic: well obviously she cant just jump in the spring
azureangelic: she'd get her clothes ruined
anon: until she gets too big that she ruins them herself
anon: i don't know if there're any tailors down there
anon: and she wouldn't really be in a state to do it herself
azureangelic: true

azureangelic: she just has to get used to casual nudity i suppose :u
anon: i don't think link wouldn't mind that one bit :D
azureangelic: he better not
azureangelic: otherwise she'd go through more lengths to cover up
anon: *would i mean

azureangelic: on the bright side not having clothes to ruin means she can go hog wild on her food and just rinse her rolls and curves off at the next spring or fountain
anon: all the fruit juices would probably get her sticky

anon: i think i like the idea of link not just being mute, being bossed around, but also smell-deaf
azureangelic: heh
anon: as much as he can hear her expulsions he doesn't give much of a care

azureangelic: to make things worse by this point the summer months are rolling around and she's very unaccustomed to the heat of both the tropical earth and her own extra baggage
anon: Ooh yeah
anon: between the heat and her blubber she's probably dripping pints of sweat
anon: making her extra bossy and thirsty
azureangelic: not to mention gassy and smelly

anon: maybe one day while they're trudging along she just goes 'fuck this' and fall over for a nap
anon: Of course, Link is concerned and starts bringing her gallons of whatever water he can find
anon: She's not gonna refuse so she just takes it while he pours it down her gullet
anon: eventually it's enough that it starts sloshing in her belly
anon: afterwards link flops on top of her for a nap himself
anon: him bouncing on her shifts some contents though forcing some belches out of her

anon: she's not really in a good mood so as a punishment to her devotee she rolls over (with effort of course) and smothers him with her bloated body
anon: her skin is sweltering from the heat and link is covered in her sweat as he's surrounded by her fat
azureangelic: she would probably bounce on him a bit where she not so full
anon: too lazy for that~ just gonna take that nap while he struggles out from under her
anon: while moving one of her blobby arms out of the he catches a whiff of her pits

anon: oh wait he's supposed to be smelldeaf
azureangelic: heh
anon: on second though forget i said that, he can smell it all fine and just deals with it
anon: either way despite their spring baths it still smells under there

azureangelic: it was bad enough having the front of his crushed into the dirt and the back of him drowned with sweat but when she moves one blobby arm to scratch at her enormous ass in her sleep the sudden wave of released odor is nearly enough to make him choke more than he already was beneath her smelly sloshing bulk

azureangelic: as if her underarms weren't bad enough there must have been something wrong with the water because all of his thrashing and writhing sends a series of low, blorping tremors throughout her belly, sounding alarmingly nasueating, before the sleeping beauty releases a drawling, slobbery belch that fills the air in front of her with the smell of half-digested fruits and meat and coats her quadruple chin with a fine amount of dampness
anon: nice

anon: in her sleep she rolls over on her side, but before link can get out she bear hugs him in her sleep
anon: forcing him facefirst into her
anon: her breath is fruity smelling but not in a good way

azureangelic: normally link was more than ok with breasts in general, but having his head crushed between the massive, meaty sweat-soaked mounds of titflesh and his face rubbed into her slimy cleavage, followed by a double-whammy of drooping forearm fat blocking his vision and a rumbling series of belches that smelled more of her digestive juices than the bounty of fruits she had gobbled up was enough to make him realize that, maybe, inadventantly grooming his best friend into a 650lb clothes-abandoning unhygenic gluttonous slob wasn't the best course of action in the long run

anon: eventually she starts dreaming
anon: but because of the heat and her general mood as of recently it's kind of a
anon: sexy dream let's say
azureangelic: heh
anon: so link is subject her blobby self grinding against him and hugging him tighter
anon: her exertions, unknown to her, agitating her stomach more and forcing more bassy deep belches

azureangelic: he finds himself with probably the least-welcome boner of his life from the feeling of her rolls and curves slapping wetly against his tunic and her beginning to sweat in overtime from exertion, slowly going red in the face as the disgusting sloppy sounds of her fat rubbing together is second only to the cacophony of water digestive horror coming from her bulging belly

azureangelic: what sound like deep, throaty moans in her dream are in reality some of the loudest, lowest and quite possibly most rancid belches link had ever heard from his normally-gaseous partner,hot wind billowing his cap and ruffling his bangs as he was forced to take the brunt of her slobbery, fruity onslaught to the face; the sheer odor of her gas, combined with the perpetual aura of sweat creeping from beneath her dimpled arms and every shadowy crevice of her flab, was enough to paralyze the poor boy, leaving him completely at the mercy of the swollen, disgusting slob of a young girl and crushed to her humid frame like a teddy bear

anon: by the time she finishes link is drenched in oozing sweat and smells just as bad. his hero clothes are basically ruined, sticky and damp
anon: meanwhile zelda is sleeping like a baby in comparison after sleep-climaxing. she lets out small but still fruity belches in between coos

azureangelic: come the next morning she finds herself lying on her back, big round belly sticking up in the air and gurgling softly, and a remarkably dischevelled and odious link having shed most of his clothes for reasons he isnt entirely willing to elaborate on

anon: He helps her up onto her feet and her first words of the day are, "First breakfast, and then we need to get you a bath, you reek!"
azureangelic: when he gives her a look that screams "hypocrite" she raises an eyebrow, lifts one unbelieveably meaty arm, gives her own sweaty pits a whiff, and tells him he's just imagining things because, really, she smells like a rose

anon: On third though maybe it's cuter that she's smelldeaf
anon: and she just carries on with all parts of her jiggling with each step~
azureangelic: indeed~

azureangelic: for dinner that day she decides to try out those weird knobbly-looking fruits that link found the other week
azureangelic: on one hand they're delicious, on the other hand they seriously fill her up and give her both thunderous indigestion and astronomical gas

anon: as she lays down to sleep her belly starts churning very loudly
anon: she shoots up and start yelling for link as the first toots push out of her butt
azureangelic: he finds her struggling to sit up over her own bloated belly, red-faced and anxious and very clearly struggling with her own digestive woes
anon: as he struggles to pull her tubby body onto her feet, her leaning forward onto her belly pushes out another fart, this one louder and pungent
anon: the smell alone tells link that he really needs to hurry

azureangelic: by this point he's got her in a more or less sitting position, thunder thighs spread and belly bloated enough to rest on the ground as she wobbles and jiggles; another titanic fart rips out, sending her gelatinous asscheeks wetly slapping together, and she practically whines and cries for link to help, cheeks red and face sweaty from the strain of trying and failing to push herself over her practically insurmountable belly, eyes beginning to water from the throbbing ache of fullness (as opposed to link, whose eyes are watering thanks to her constant stream of foul flatulence leaving him a choking, gagging mess and the entire area smelling like sweaty fat girl ass)

anon: He gets behind her to push her up and realizes how bad of an idea that is
anon: the smell is worse from behind her, her ass visibly sweaty and quivering on account of the gas
anon: she starts panting heavily as the the glorping in her belly ges deeper and more painful
anon: she looks behind at link poutingm "I don't know how long I can hold it" pouting

azureangelic: the pushing from behind actually seems to work, as her entire body heaves and bubbles from the slow, lumbering motion of her rolling forward; what he failed to take into account were her legs, fat toes pointing out to either side of her, and all the shoving accomplishes is the obese pig of a girl rolling forward onto her belly, the abrupt weight of the rest of her tubby, sweaty frame pressing down on her gut seemingly the final straw; with a strangled cry she throws her head back in pain, eyes rolling backwards and mouth hanging open, before link is very nearly knocked off his feet by the single most repulsive explosion of smelly, disgusting, wet, searing-hot flatulence he had ever dreamt of, zelda herself inadventantly spreading her legs and asscheeks as far apart as she could to make sure the eruption of wind could escape unhindered, although it still caused her body to wrack and quiver wildly; by the time the odious, 8-second stream of nonstop gas died down, she was panting and moaning in relief, her belly bubbling as it filled the sudden emptiness inside it with another volley of equally-pungent fumes, and link did all he could to keep from hurling at having taken the rancid girl's nasty output to the face, nose filled with nothing but fart and sweat and his senses overwhelmed

anon: Her second barrage of expulsions left Link dizzy and weak-kneed through sheer smell, his only thought to get her to the nearest clean spring as soon as he possibly could
anon: Trying to cover his hold as best as he can he moved to the front of her to help her onto her feet, and began to take her to a nearby lake, all the while the bouncing of her belly irritating her indigestion
anon: there was a small but audible thud with each step of hers as they got to the lake
anon: each step accompanying by a fart either small but odorous, or bassy and drawn-out

azureangelic: occasionally link tries to help by pressing on her belly to ease out some gas, at one point giving up and simply squeezing what he could of her bloated frame, and being rewarded with a slobbery belch, a whimper, and more gurgling and bubbling from her viciously overactive tummy

azureangelic: eventually they reach the crystalline waters of the lake and zelda wastes no time in lunging forward, slowly waddling her way into the cool fluid and pushing forward until she was in the midst of the lake; looking back, she bit her lip and asked link if he could turn around, a request he oblgied despite her having been nude and shameless for almost three months, and when he was facing away she let all hell loose from her buttocks, the smooth surface of the lake violently exploding with a torrent of bubbles as she gave a loud, straining grunt and dug both hands into her upper belly, forcing out an obscene amount of gas and practically bawling over the unbearably foul-smelling bubbles in pain and relief as she slowly turned the pristine lake into her own gas-filled jacuzzi

anon: the bubbling of the lake was easily audible from where Link was standing and was relieved to not be in there with her even if the stench of her previous emissions still lingered on him and in the general area
anon: He was also sure that they would have to be on the move again after she was done. There would be no chance that tht lake would have any drinkable water for a while

azureangelic: eventually her gas seemed to die down slightly, belly visibly deflated and a look of blissful relief on her face, although it was obvious that she wasn't quite done; she took to simply floating there, large bubbles escaping her rear every few seconds and drawling belches slipping by, and while link was tempted to hop in and make sure she was ok the water had taken on a foul, darker tint from the sheer potency of her gassy eruptions, as well as a disgustingly arid scent that the blobby girl herself didn't seem to notice

anon: Now feeling relaxed and relieved she called Link over to join her for a swim, but was confused when she saw him shake his head wildly and hide behind a tree.
azureangelic: trudging out of the water, she lumbered up to the tree, insistent on having link join her for something nice and relaxing for a change, her bare, soaking wet body glistening in the sunlight and emphasising her utter lack of modesty regarding her bare blubbery body

anon: despite her recent indigestion she was still a sight, her curves flaring out of all sides of her, especially her hips and backside, their plumpness forming a shelf
anon: her chest and belly were small and comparison but still exaggeratedly large
anon: her gut drooped in front her, covering her crotch and still stuck out enough for her to be able to push Link around if needed
anon: her boobs sat nicely on top of it, pointing outward in the bare open

azureangelic: when she reached the tree she gazed down at link, round face looking over him quizzically as he inched away from her, back to the tree; indignant, she scolded him and asked why he was so opposed to spending time with her, leaning back slightly and bumping him with her outstuck belly, teasing him and asking if he was afraid of her or something

anon: Link shook his head, unable to speak more than usual, and clutched at his nose to try and pantomimie his unease
anon: The worst of her BO was gone but there still an air around her like manure
azureangelic: at his miming she gave an insulted huff, crossing her arms under her breasts and turning away, telling him he can stay with his stupid tree; as she waddled back to the lake, she gave link a crystal-clear view of her massive, shelflike ass, wobbling and swaying with each waddling step and bouncing in time with the rest of her

anon: He slunk down to the ground a sigh of relief. Despite her gastrointestinal issues she was still overly curvy and bubbly in a way that left a feeling of tightness in his pants
anon: As she waddled back into the now-polluted water her girth displaced quite a bit of water, making small waves.
anon: She floated on the water, her body now very buoyant. She was confused with Link, she smelled fine!
anon: Then again she didn't smell much, but she didn't think much of it from there and drifted off.