HA4 Omake

"Targeting computer engaged."

The chair moved automatically to the side, swivelling along with the huge metallic canon. On the screen, a red icon narrowed in on a dormitory window, the one beside Team RWBY's. Tactical data popped up on the console screen.

"Hah-Hah-Hah…" Zwei panted, tail wagging in the seat.

"Target acquired."

Zwei's tail wagged faster.

"Safety disengaged. Weapons are live."

With a happy bark, Zwei leapt up and placed his forepaws on the console.

THOOM!

The entire battleship shook, the chair Zwei was on thrown back suddenly and launching the corgi up over the top. Like the cat he wasn't, he landed on his side, bounced with a muffled bark and rolled onto his back.

His tail kept wagging.

Scrambling up, the corgi looked up out the window to see the smoking hole where the room had once been, and the room beside it, Team RWBY's dorm, completely unharmed.

[...]

Neo stood before a burned out door, umbrella in one hand, pillow in the other. It was smouldering slightly, but she let it fall to the floor, along with her knees a second later. A hand shakily made its way forward, brushing away the ash and debris over a small plastic object. As the ash was pushed back, the words "Mint Choc-Chip" could just be made out.

Of the carton it had once been attached to, however, there was nothing but charred remains.