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- Like 3 dumb one-shots I made.
- This is actually pretty funny. I might just try and expand on this someday.
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- "Trixie, stop being weird."
- >"Trixie is not being weird! YOU stop being weird, Anonymous!"
- "I'm not going to put my hand in 'the magic box' again, okay? That only worked once."
- >"This is a completely different magic trick, Anonymous. This is the, er.... the... the magic skirt trick. You have to put your hand up my magic ski-"
- "I-I can figure out what the trick is!"
- >"...Step forward and be amazed!"
- "Are you at least wearing panties this time?"
- >"No. The Great and Powerful Trixie made them disappear. Check your back pocket."
- "Oh for fu-Trixie! How did you even get them-what?!"
- >"Ah ah ah! A good magician never reveals her tricks!"
- "Oh Jesus, they're soaked."
- >"Trixie might have been watching her brother shower before hand."
- "You watched me sho-"
- >"And Trixie might have gotten a little bit excited."
- "Just... Just show me the damn trick, Trix."
- >"Ahem! Observe Trixie's magic top-hat! Gaze in wonder as she places it on her lap!"
- "Trixie, you tried this TWICE now."
- >"Shut up! This is different! Now, can Trixie get a volunteer from the audience?"
- "..."
- >"...I said, can Trixie get a vol-"
- "Yeah, fine, I'll volunteer."
- >"Excellent! Now: you should have a magic wand somewhere in your person. Check your front pocket."
- "Nope; nothing."
- >"Aha! Check your BACK pocket!"
- "Still nothing."
- >"Isn't there? Undo your fly and rummage around; Trixie is sure that you will be able to find a long, thick wand in there."
- "Trixie..."
- >"It's not what you think! If you come and slide your magic wand into Trixie's Moist and Warm top-hat, she will make it disappear! And then reappear. And then disappear again. And then reappear again. And then dis-"
- "Trixie, I'm leaving."
- >"No, wait! Come back and shove your wand into Trixie's hat! Trixie needs this!"
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- "Okay, c'mon. For real?"
- >"Trixie is a changed woman, Anon. See? She is even using that stupid shortened version of your name as an act of good will."
- "That's bullshit, but I'll believe it for now. So, what's up?"
- >"Trixie wants to demonstrate another magic trick for her beloved brother."
- "Does this one involve shoving my hand inside of objects that clearly lead to your vagina?"
- >"Not this time."
- "Not this ti-well, fine. At least you're honest about it."
- >"Trixie would never lie to you, Anon."
- "I thought being a magician was all about deception?"
- >"Trixie... uh... wants to show you her trick now."
- "I'm going to regret this, but fine. Lay it on me."
- >"Pick a card; any card. And do not let Trixie see what it is!"
- "So, should I look at it?"
- >"Do not look at it until Trixie can dazzle and amaze you."
- "Fine. What next?"
- >"Just... just let Trixie shuffle these cards.... Oh, they're so slippery... Nothing up Trixie's sleeve..."
- "Trixie is not wearing sleeves."
- >"Which is exactly why she does not have anything up them. Try and keep up, dearest brother. Now! Is this your card?"
- "...Trixie, that isn't a playing card. That's a picture of a penis."
- >"Ahem! Is this your card?"
- "Is... is that MY penis? Trixie, where did you-"
- >"Look at your card!"
- "Okay, I-wow. Trixie, why... what? Trixie, whose vagina is this?"
- >"It is Trixie's."
- "I'm done here."
- >"But Trixie did not show you the next part of the trick! Look closer at Trixie's vagina! There's a hole in the middle that Trixie will slip the penis card into!"
- "I'm locking my bedroom door tonight."
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- "Last chance, Trixie.
- >"Trixie will not let you down, Anonymous. Now watch as Trixie gets inside of her magic cabinet."
- "Whooo...."
- >"Shut up. Now, you remember that Trixie was wearing her bodysuit and cloak, correct?"
- "I don't think I'll ever forget that cameltoe."
- >"Trixie is counting on it."
- "I don't know why I even bother."
- >"Because you love Trixie. Now, reach into Trixie's top-hat and grab the wand inside."
- "Okay, lemme just... uh..."
- >"What is the matter, Anonymous? Are you not the competent stage assistant that you claimed to be?"
- "Trixie, that's not a wand; that's a dildo."
- >"It makes Trixie feel magical."
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