[Queen's Paradise: Prologue - Queen of Goblins]

[11:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Queen's Paradise: Prologue - Queen of Goblins]
[11:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So our guest today is the goblin queen, right?" Lucia says as she sits reading in her throne next to Aldeas.
[11:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yes, that's right. From what I hear the goblins, for all their perversion and general monsterness are extremely intelligent." Aldeas responds smiling as always.
[11:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm looking forward to it, it'll be nice to have one that fully understands the importance of the treaties after.... last time." Lucia says as she slumps down in her chair.
[11:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> The couple sit enjoying one another's company, as they wait for the goblin queen.
[11:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Unlike most other queens she made no demands or silly conditions and accepted the invitation immediately.
[11:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> As a result Aldeas and Lucia have had to do little in preparation for her arrival and both are silently greatful for the reprieve.
[11:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You know, this is a really good book. Have you read it?" Lucia asks.
[11:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> Before Aldeas can answer the doors are pushed upon.
[11:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> By the gate guardsmen themselves no less....
[11:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas looks down at his knights with a grin.
[11:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "My apologies, sir.... but my heart couldn't handle watching her struggle with the weight of the door like that." He bows as the two of them return to their posts.
[11:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Uh... Hi!" The small green girl waves as she enters the throne room carrying an extremely large backpack.
[11:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her black hair is run through with streaks of bright red and her small body is soft and huggable with short arms and legs.
[11:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> She really is quite adorable, a feature only added to by her one excessively large canine that pokes out even when her mouth is closed.
[11:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> She wears leather clothing, but not the revealing straps and chains typical of goblins.
[11:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her clothing is actually quite modest for a goblin, but to put it blunt Lucia wouldn't be caught dead in it.
[11:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her large plump bottom is packed into a pair of tight leather pants and her top squeezes her breasts together giving her a pronounced cleavage line despite her small size.
[11:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Are you guys the king and queen?" The goblin asks absentmindedly as she looks around as if trying to take in the tremendous size of the palace.
[11:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yes, that's us." Aldeas says.
[11:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ah! Crap.... um." the goblin girl pulls out a small booklet from her pack and begins frantically flipping through.
[11:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Um... um... um.... AH! Got it!" She says as she drops the book and quickly kneels in the most stereotypical and exaggerated way.
[11:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "T-thank you for having me in your palace, your majesty. I am unworthy." She says.
[11:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia and Aldeas look at each other and smile like a pair of children that just adopted a puppy.
[11:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "There's no need to be so formal." Lucia says as she waves the goblin over.
[11:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> The tiny green girl walks (well more like waddles) over to the queen. "I'm sorry, almost everything I know about hooman culture comes from reading it in books."
[11:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia pats the arm of her throne and the goblin climbs up and takes a seat.
[11:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Well, human culture... and it is human by the way but the way you say it is much cuter, varies from place to place and even from home to home. It's best to just mind your manners and try not to do anything rude." Lucia says as she does something extremely rude by invading the goblins personal space and touching the pink patches of her hair to see if they're real without permission.
[11:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Oh, well that's good! I'm Nyra." The goblin queen says humbly as she begins touching Lucia's short blonde hair as well, assuming it's some sort of greeting.
[11:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Are you alright lad?" Sir Bradly says as Aldeas clutches his chest doubled over in his throne.
[11:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Well, how can I say it... you're not what I expected." Lucia says as she pats Nyra on the head.
[11:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I guess given our reputation I should take that as a compliment, but I can assure you I'm still a horndog like any other goblin. I'm just smart enough to put business before pleasure." She says as she hops down and moves over to her pack.
[11:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas looks up at the goblin as she pulls out a scroll with a list of discussion points on it.
[11:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> "A lot of these are for the other queens but if you don't mind I'd like to run a few of my requests and proposals by you your majesty." She says nervously.
[11:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Of course!" Aldeas says with a smile. "Business first and then pleasure,right?"
[11:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "E-eh?" the goblin says as her face lights up for a moment.
[11:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yes, we have a whole feast prepared." Aldeas smiles.
[11:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia pinches the bridge of her nose as the goblin tries to hide her disappointment.
[11:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That sounds nice too!" She says trying to remain as polite as possible.
[11:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Nyra explains how the goblin people are growing less intelligent with each generation of breeding with the orcs, ogres, and trolls of the savage lands.
[11:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Slowly their only significant advantage is being replaced by mindless rage and lust no better than any other "wild humanoid" races.
[11:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> The innovation and engineering skill that makes goblins such a force to be reckoned with is slowly being twisted to focus solely on lust and sex, it's becoming an all consuming issue.
[11:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's, certainly not good. How can we be of assistance?" Aldeas says as he listens to Nyra's explanation straight faced.
[11:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".... I'm amazed you're taking this so seriously your majesty. I'm grateful." Nyra smiles brightly.
[11:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'd like for goblins to intermingle much closer with human society." Nyra says.
[11:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas just stares.
[11:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "D-DON'T MISUNDERSTAND! I only intend for us to live in the same place! Any human goblin unions will be strictly coincidental!"
[11:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No, no. I understand. Human society would benefit greatly from having the innovation of the goblins taking place right on our doorstep, and your people will get to breed with us ensuring their savage traits get diluted in lieu of the cunning humans are so known for. You don't have to defend yourself, Lady Nyra. I know you aren't my enemy." Aldeas quickly reassures her.
[11:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".... Then there's nothing left for me to say." Nyra returns with a confident smile.
[11:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I was going to suggest allowing us to participate in the human education system and have jobs within human society as well but after such a generous sta-" "Of course!"
[11:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas smiles at the shocked goblin.
[11:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "After the treaties are signed, your people will be treated as any other citizen of the kingdom would, with full rights."
[11:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Your majesty.... please be a bit more racist or cold-hearted. You're going to make me fall in love with you." Nyra says as she smiles weakly.
[12:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Sorry." Aldeas replies with a laugh.
[12:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's all my concerns alleviated. I'm looking forward to the coming peace talks." Nyra says with a bow.
[12:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If only all our meetings with the queens could go so smoothly." Lucia says with a sigh.
[12:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's not all, is it?" Aldeas says as he looks down at the goblin queen.
[12:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> "A-ah... well there was one other thing but it's more of a personal note so..." Nyra rolls up the scroll and turns away to store it in her pack.
[12:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Please, I'd like you to be as comfortable as possible." Aldeas says with a warm smile.
[12:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> "....." Nyra twists her foot nervously.
[12:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I was going to ask if it would be at all possible for me to mate with your majesty...."
[12:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I feel that if we were to have children that carried both royal lineages it would spur our people to accept one another."
[12:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> "And... that was before I actually met you." The goblins nervously looks away.
[12:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas closes his eyes.
[12:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I've considered that as a solution to a lot of the problems involved in these peace talks, but there are some issues."
[12:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "First, my stamina isn't infinite, and nearly forty monster girls, let alone 40 queens could very likely run me into the ground with exhaustion."
[12:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Secondly, while not the case with you many of the queens could drain my life energy or do me great physical harm during sex so I would have to ensure that I trusted them completely first."
[12:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Finally, and most importantly to me personally, there's someone else who would disapprove highly of this strategy." Aldeas says as he places his hand on his pouting visibly frustrated wife.
[12:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I see. You are a very lucky woman to have a husband so considerate of your feelings, your grace." Nyra bows.
[12:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia stops pouting and inhales deeply.
[12:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Aldeas, you can have sex with all the women you want. I will still be your wife." She says as she looks over to her husband with a stern expression.
[12:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If you're too afraid to sleep with them don't go using me as an excuse."
[12:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia crosses her arms.
[12:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas bursts into laughter.
[12:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You know darling, I've felt the same way for a while now." Lucia turns red.
[12:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> W-what are you saying?" She flails.
[12:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Exactly as it sounds, you can also have sex with all the women you want and still be my wife." Aldeas grins sarcastically. "but if a man comes near you there will be blood."
[12:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia puffs up her cheeks and pulls her knees up to her face to hide her blush.
[12:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Idiot... like I'd even have interest in other men." She says in a muffled huff.
[12:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "And about the women?" Aldeas says with a smile that is either taunting or hopeful, it's hard to tell which.
[12:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia looks up at him straight faced.
[12:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What are you saying? How can a woman have sex with another woman?" She says as she tilts her head.
[12:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> Everyone in the throne room falls silent.
[12:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".... Are you serious darling?" Aldeas finally says after it becomes clear that Lucia is no longer blushing.
[12:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What? Of course. It's physically impossible so you were teasing me right?"
[12:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> Mesina, who's stood near Lucia's throne the entire time making grabby hands and resisting the urge to hug Nyra collapses onto the her hands and knees in an overly animated fashion.
[12:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Too pure.... WAAAAAAAAAAY too pure..."
[12:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia beginning to feel a bit left out turns red again and looks around at everyone's faces.
[12:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> "W-what? It is impossible right?"
[12:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas stares at his wife with an incomprehensible look.
[12:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> He pulls her into a quick hug and pats her head.
[12:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Hold on.... let me savor this moment before I explain it to you." He says as he embraces her.
[12:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia flails and begins making high pitched angry squeaks as she punches his arms and chest weakly.
[12:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aldeas finally pulls away and looks Lucia in the eye.
[12:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Alright darling.... think carefully now about all the things you're too embarrassed to admit you want to do with me." He says with a serious face as Lucia's head turns into a cherry.
[12:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Now.... how many of those actually require a penis?"
[12:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Another silence fills the room as Aldeas lets go of Lucia and sits back down.
[12:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> The young queen doesn't move.
[12:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> As if her head is processing this overload of new information she sits there like a statue frozen in her crimson blush.
[12:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Anyhow, let's all reside to the dining room and give her a moment shall we?" Aldeas says as his normal smile returns and he stands from his throne.
[12:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> "C-can I sit in your lap your majesty?" Nyra says as she follows behind.
[12:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I don't really mind, but don't go trying to seduce me when we just met." He says as he takes the small goblins hand.
[12:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia sits in her throne.
[12:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Still frozen.
[12:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Mesina pats her head gently before taking a seat on the floor next to her.
[12:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".............. So that's a thing? Girls with other girls?" Lucia says in a monotone voice.
[12:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> "S-so all those time my handmaidens helped me change...."
[12:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No. You need to calm down." Mesina says.
[12:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's not like every girl on earth wants to sleep with you. It's for like, when you feel that special connection."
[12:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Basically, if you think 'If she were a guy I'd totally do her' that's how you know." Mesina says as she stands up.
[12:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Now come on, we can talk about all the girls we'd each go full lesbo for later for now there's food waiting." Mesina says as she happily skips out of the room.
[12:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lucia sits in her throne for several minutes.
[12:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "....... Then wouldn't that make you the top of my list." She says to Mesina, who's no longer there as she looks down with a blush.
[12:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I.... need to grow up a bit... I think." the young queen says in conclusion as she stands and walks wearily to the dining hall.
[12:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Queen of Goblins - End]