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Anti-Hero! S.1 Ep.10: "Before the World Ends"

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  1. Anti-Hero! Theme Song
  2.  
  3. Anti-Hero!
  4. He's action-packed today
  5. Anti-Hero!
  6. He never tries to betray
  7. Anti-Hero!
  8. He'll never go astray
  9. Anti-Hero!
  10. He's going to save the day, HOORAY!!
  11.  
  12. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  13.  
  14. (A.H and his friends are walking)
  15.  
  16. A.H: So anyways I went flying-
  17.  
  18. Brooks: Dude, we've been listening to your discussion for 20 minutes, can we have a turn?
  19.  
  20. A.H: Respect people when they are talking, let them finish, young man.
  21.  
  22. Brooks: Shut up.
  23.  
  24. (A.H sees an old man)
  25.  
  26. Old man: ThE wOrlDs gOOna ENd ToDaY!! ThE eNd iS nEaR!!
  27.  
  28. A.H: Oh my golly gosh goodness! This can't be happening!
  29.  
  30. Brooks: It can't be happening because it isn't true.
  31.  
  32. A.H: I must make the most of my day.
  33.  
  34. Brooks: Did you even hear me?
  35.  
  36. (Nelly taps on Brooks' shoulder)
  37.  
  38. Nelly: Um, since this is our last day, can I steal something?
  39.  
  40. Brooks: What is it?
  41.  
  42. A.H: That's a great idea, let's steal money from the bank, boys!
  43.  
  44. Jace: I've always wanted some kind of allowance.
  45.  
  46. (A.H grabs Brooks and Jace's hands and runs to the bank)
  47.  
  48. (They arrive at the bank vault, there's 10 hours left)
  49.  
  50. Brooks: I can't believe we're doing this.
  51.  
  52. A.H: I know right? I'm excited too!
  53.  
  54. (A.H starts stealing cash)
  55.  
  56. A.H: Why aren't you stealing cash, Brooks?
  57.  
  58. Brooks: It's not like I WANT to.
  59.  
  60. A.H: Whatever, since we have a lot of money, let's go to the bar and get epic!!!!
  61.  
  62. (They escape from the bank)
  63.  
  64. (They go to the bar, 5 hours left)
  65.  
  66. Jace: Cool.
  67.  
  68. Brooks: No this isn't cool, this is my limit.
  69.  
  70. A.H: Come on guys, make the most of your day.
  71.  
  72. Brooks: Listen, A.H, I think we should st-
  73.  
  74. A.H: Oh my, there's a lot of chicks in that area!
  75.  
  76. Brooks: A.H, listen to m-
  77.  
  78. A.H: And there's THESE types of chicks.
  79.  
  80. Brooks: No, A.H you're n-
  81.  
  82. (A.H dancing and drinking with them)
  83.  
  84. A.H: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I'm having too much fun!
  85.  
  86. Brooks: A.H-
  87.  
  88. (A.H starts clucking like a chicken)
  89.  
  90. Brooks: A.H-
  91.  
  92. (A.H starts doing a free-style dance, everyone starts cheering, Brooks gets ultimately furious)
  93.  
  94. Brooks: A.H!!!!!!!!!!
  95.  
  96. (Everyone is silent)
  97.  
  98. A.H: Hey, why are you spoiling our fun?
  99.  
  100. Brooks: I've had enough of this, my WHOLE day is wasted because of YOU, listen to me when I tell you, THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA END! But you are so painfully STUPID that it makes me want to talk some thick sense in to your THIN skull! So forget it, I'm going home!!
  101.  
  102. Jace: Cool.
  103.  
  104. A.H: Thanks for that contribution, Jace. When the world does end, I won't feel sorry for that guy. Now let's party some MORE!!
  105.  
  106. (Brooks walks home)
  107.  
  108. Brooks: That insignificant idiot, what a loony.
  109.  
  110. (Brooks enters the house, 2 hours left)
  111.  
  112. Police (asking a citizen): Have you seen A.H and Brooks anywhere?
  113.  
  114. Brooks: Just great. Now I HAVE to get A.H back home before they find him.
  115.  
  116. (At the bar)
  117.  
  118. A.H: WEEE WHOO-HOO, yenah this is tke beeeeeets dayh of my fliefed dwehsjdhweakdlbfidlaufndsifqpafbaibunainibfdiwiuefwqaifskyrimiuwfda-
  119.  
  120. (He collapses, the ambulance arrives and takes him away to the hospital)
  121.  
  122. (Later, Brooks makes it to the bar)
  123.  
  124. Brooks: Hello, has anyone seen A.H?
  125.  
  126. Girl: Ugh, it's the guy who ruined our fun!
  127.  
  128. Girl #2: Let's beat him up.
  129.  
  130. Brooks: Wait, guys, you don't understand!
  131.  
  132. (They all surround him, but Nelly comes in and beats every single one up)
  133.  
  134. Brooks: Nelly?
  135.  
  136. (Nelly hugs Brooks)
  137.  
  138. Brooks: Woah.
  139.  
  140. Nelly: We have to get A.H back, come on, hop in my Jetcar.
  141.  
  142. Brooks: You have a jetcar?!
  143.  
  144. Nelly: Long story.
  145.  
  146. (They jump in and blast into the sky, the police sees them and chase after them)
  147.  
  148. (They make it to the hospital and break open the window, 30 minutes left)
  149.  
  150. Brooks: A.H, are you OK?
  151.  
  152. A.H: You bet I am, I had the best time of my life!
  153.  
  154. Brooks: Of course you did.
  155.  
  156. (The police arrive at the door, 2 minutes)
  157.  
  158. Police: Alright, time to send Brooks and A.H out of Town forever.
  159.  
  160. A.H: Wait, I just wanna say something. Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you and be so mean to you today, I was just worried that the world was gonna end so quick, I should've been more careful, more compassionate and... that's 2 minutes done, dumbasses!
  161.  
  162. Brooks: YOU REALLY COULDN'T HAVE US MAKE THE MOST OF OUR 2 MINUTES, COULD YOU.
  163.  
  164. (They all look out of the window)
  165.  
  166. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,
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  175. 2
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  182.  
  183. 1
  184.  
  185.  
  186.  
  187.  
  188.  
  189.  
  190. (The moon goes down and the sun goes up)
  191.  
  192. Police: Huh, what are we doing at the hospital?
  193.  
  194. Brooks: Yeah, I don't even know too.
  195.  
  196. Police: Well, have a good day everyone!
  197.  
  198. (They all leave the hospital except for Jace)
  199.  
  200. Jace: Cool.
  201.  
  202. (He jumps through the hole in the window and falls)
  203.  
  204. (The episode ends)
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