Dal stood confidently in the midst of the well-lit room, enjoying many greetings and exchanges of words between his many friends.
A figure bursts into the room, striding along the ground so fast it's difficult to see where their feet move.  The approach is accompanied by a familiar ruckus.
"Hi guys!  Hey!  Hi!"
"Hello Dot," Dal calls out, waving the suit-glad girl over.
"Hi!  Hey dal.  Gimme a kiss.  pff-pff."  Dot leans forward, showing no hesitation in concealing his lips among those of the pink-haired aloof girl in front of him.
Dal doesn't back off, except for after more than a few moments pass with Dot showing no signs of reeling.  "Hey Dot uh... friendly today?"
"Yup.  Come back here."
Dal takes another step back.  Dot immediately follows forward, like the start of an elegant dance.
Dot strokes her fingers through Dal's hair and then down along her black spandex, as she whispers into Dal's ear, "Let's find somewhere else to talk."
"No, no, I think it's fine here, we've got... everyone around."
"Alright, alright alright then, check this out," dot chirps as she turns around and starts to gesture with her hands.  From her coat, she pulls out a pair of rather impressive looking pistols and points them to space.  "Prepare for the decimators."
In a hectic set of motions that could only be described as something Quentin Tarantino would shit their pants over, Dot elegantly finds and fires upon all of her targets in the room.  The crowd of victims don't react, they simply stand still, as if frozen in shock by their sudden fate.  As they start to vanish one by one, Dot turns back to Dal.  "Okay... now that we're alone, turn around.  Come on.  I'm gonna check your normals."
Reluctantly, Dal turns around.  "Well I just updated some things yesterday, let me find where I-."  She's cut short, as she flinches from the sound of Dot's pants unzipping, as well as the eager girl ripping through spandex like a bear's claw through skin.  "W-wait!  You can't!  I'm gonna get scuffed for sure!"
"Don't worry, I know how to decimate a butt," Dot coos as he slips out on final, fleshy pistol and shoves it straight up Dal's virgin backside canal.
"Oh my goodniis."  Dal did not sign up for this game, this is not what she thought she wanted.  But as Dot nibbled along every piece of her body that could be reached while ramming repeatedly into her ass, she felt a tingly sensation and let herself relax.
Dot knew she had her prey now.  "That's right, let it happen, okay now, this is gonna be a while, think like, uploading an avatar, well it's gonna be longer."
"Whyyyyyyyy," Dal wailed, taking the slow, methodic hump of Dot's dynamic bone into her deserving ass.
This did, indeed, continue for a long time.  However, before Dot could finish his extended course of debauchery, he was banned from VRChat.  Not for crashing, but because Knucklesboi reported him for lewd content.