NukePone

Zombies Can Love

Aug 4th, 2014
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  1. >be zombie
  2. >don't need to sleep
  3. >stay up all night watching my pony waifu sleep
  4. >she doesn't really sleep, says she's scared
  5. >keeps giggling at me
  6. >sings some song about giggling at the ghosties
  7. >it makes you laugh and smile
  8. >she cries every time you laugh or smile
  9. >it makes you sad
  10. >she's scared of you
  11. >but you won't hurt her
  12. >her purple friend came over one day and tried to experiment on you
  13. >you ate her brains
  14. >your waifu was screaming at you and kicking you
  15. >you were only trying to protect her
  16. >the purple one was going to take you away and break her heart
  17. >so you ate her
  18. >and now you can be with your waifu forever
  19. >but she doesn't understand
  20. >she's packing her things up
  21. >but you stand in the doorway
  22. >holding a little plate with a cupcake on it
  23. >one that you made yourself, just for her
  24. >it has her cutiemark on it and everything
  25. >the frosting is even shaped like her mane
  26. >you offer it to her
  27. >she looks torn
  28. >finally she starts to cry, slaps it out of your hand, and pushes past you
  29. >you groan and shuffle over to the fallen cupcake and look back at her
  30. >she stands there with tears in her eyes.
  31. >"i'm sorry."
  32. >she runs away
  33. >you sit, hunched over the cupcake, sobbing
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