Old foxes trying to be hip

Gyaru foxes? This is getting out of hand.

Single and low digit tailed older foxes have to pick up more aggressive tactics to land husbands, anon. That means finding out what's "hip" with the kids these days and adopting it.

What about old hag foxes trying to compete with the spring chickens by trying the gyaru style too?

Exactly. Any of them that still haven't gotten a good husband will just pick up the "in" thing and see if it works. One year it was yoga pants, another year ugg boots and jeans, this year its gyaru and stale overwatch memes.

>a guide to getting a husband: vol. 1
>step 1. Show him your tits
>....that can't be right...young men don't want to see my old worn down body
>now, what did google say is cool right now?
>ah, yes...this "Fortnite" game will be my key to victory!

>browsing twitch for chill streams
>lots are just fake gamer boys showing off for thirsty monster girls
>finally find one that looks good
>a pretty kitsune girl wearing a somewhat... tight shirt
>she is super excited when I join in, talking to me personally
>don't respond but she still keeps talking
>she is terrible at the game
>can't even manage to rotate the camera, but still plays it off as being a pro
>she uses streamer lingo that you are pretty sure it's noted down on a notebook in front of her
>start giving her tips to improve
>she's over the moon, but suddenly the door behind her opens, revealing another kitsune of the same age
>"Hey auntie, can I take your minv- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CLOTHES"
>streamer is in complete panic
>"H-hey sis! J-just streaming some gam-"
>"Oh my gosh auntie, you are almost 200 years old, nobody buys that"

This is too damn cute. I'd gladly become her only subscriber.

Can you impress old foxes by being invested in their nostalgia? What was the new popular thing to do 150 years ago?

Uh...railroads, the dying west, and no more slaves?

>tourist in full cowboy gear trying to hit on an extremely confused drunk old fox in a backwater zipangese bar

Cute.

Fug, I actually want to watch a flustered gyaru old fox try and play video games despite having no idea how they work. It'd be so cute that I'd sweep her up then and there.

I dunno man. I've seen a 60 something soccer mom consecutive kick the asses of 7 kids in street fighter at an arcade before. Some just have the knack for it.

I'd be interested in that too
>be down at the arcade
>someone has been beating people in the fighting games
>about to sit down at your usual machine when you hear "My my, finally, a real cutie~"
>look over to the other side and see a fox girl old enough to be your grandmother smiling at you
>"All these other players are so boring, boya. Can you keep me entertained? Beat me and I'll give you enough cash to play here for a month straight. Lose and you get to be my boytoy~"
>like you're gonna lose to some old lady…with a pretty nice rack
>drop some quarters into the machine and pick your best fighter
>you end up going 0-14
>you're about to leave when you feel a hand on your shoulder and look up to see her standing over you with a smile