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- >At Gamestop to get Sonic Generatios
- >Ask the clerk if the yhave it
- >He says one second ahd goes in the back to loolk
- >I'mm now standing in line witing for him
- >Nervousd aqs shit
- >Sart muttring to myself "Please come bacj please come back don't leave me"
- >Woman behind me in line asks of I'm oksay
- >T7rn around
- >She is breazstfeeing
- >Ask hr why she's breastfeeding at a Gamestoop
- >She shrieks and spits something purple in my dface
- >>It's actually burning pretgy badly
- >Startto taste blood
- >Shje throws her baby at me
- >It explodes knto this fine greenish powder
- >>It geta in my eyes and I can barely see
- >Run out of the store and het in my Hummer
- >Somehow mahnage to drive home depsite my failing vision
- >By the time I g4t back I can't see at all
- >Remember that I never got the game I wantecd
- >And I lef my monney on the counter
- >Mfw I 5type this hoping I'm not misspelling anything due to being blind and 0robably d9dn't even click the right face
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