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Strengths?
Judo and Kendo.

Weaknesses?
Dance choreography.

Where do you see yourself in five years? Ten years?
Living in Ireland. Living in Poland.

What can you offer us that someone else can not?
Language interpretation.

What are three things your former manager would like you to improve on?
Stop hogging fridge space with your coconut water, take better notes, don't wear flip flops in lab.

Are you willing to relocate/travel?
Yes.

Tell me about an accomplishment you are most proud of.
Put myself to school and ended with no debt.

Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
Accidentally scooped up a shit load of wasabi instead of mint ice cream.

Dream job?
Language interpreter for EU.

How did you hear about this position?
Indeed

What would you look to accomplish in the first 30 days/60 days/90 days with a new trophy

30/60/90 days all the same. Celebrate irl until my parents get tired of me talking about "that dumb online game"

Describe yourself.
Gluttonous pig who ate too much sushi today.

Tell me how you handled a difficult situation.
I quit with no two weeks notice.

Why are you looking for a new job?
I need money so I can make more impulsive purchases.

Would you work holidays/weekends?
Yes.

How would you deal with an angry houseguest?
Send them dog pics.

Give a time when you went above and beyond the requirements for a project.
I'm answering your ridiculous list of questions.

Competitors?
Town of Salem

What was your biggest failure?
I forgot a speech on stage.

What motivates you?
I buy myself a reward if I had a good week. This week it's an ice cream cone from McDonalds.

What’s your availability?
Whenever

Who’s your mentor?
lSamEl

Tell me about a time when you disagreed with your hosts.
During dinosaur week, we had to tawk lyk diss.

How do you handle pressure?
I don't, I manage as best I can.

Career goals?
Be an interpreter, for both sign language and other languages. [/quote]