b1rdy has a mental break

#SYDNEY
[15:02] * Now talking in #sydney
[15:02] * Topic is '[19:59] <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1201) 2. SkyFire(599) 3. Glenn(469) 4. ^bozojim(334) 5. eggmix(292) 6. Devil45(242) 7. Kelevra(182) 8. Exo(171) 9. Sutekh(168) 10. Sunbeam(134)'
[15:02] * Set by Sutekh on Fri May 04 19:58:44 2018
[15:02] <@Devil45> i know you need to provide id to buy spray paint from hardware shops - as its locked - if youre under 18 they can refuse to sell it to you.
[15:03] <@Devil45> due to tagging
[15:03] <@Devil45> by kids
[15:03] <+Kezzie> hi Devil45
[15:03] <+Kezzie> hi Skirmish
[15:03] <+b1rd> how was your pretend work skirmish
[15:03] <Skirmish> Afternoon Kezzie
[15:03] <+flammable> 99.9% http://www.tradesmanswarehouse.com.au/product/diggers-hydrochloric-acid-5-litres
[15:03] <@Devil45> theres kez
[15:03] * @Devil45 agrees with flammable - if you can buy it anyone can ;p dont know what b1rd is on about
[15:04] <+b1rd> well ur dumb
[15:04] <Skirmish> That silly b1rd Andy still at it being a numpty is he?
[15:04] <Skirmish> So very predictable.
[15:04] <+b1rd> if u dont restrict sale of it
[15:05] <+Kezzie> hi b1rd
[15:05] <+b1rd> LOL at skirmish
[15:05] <+b1rd> hi kezzie
[15:05] <+b1rd> nobody likes u skirmish.
[15:06] <@Devil45> gotta give b1rd bonus points for keeping the chan moving. nothing worse than joining a dead room.
[15:06] <+Kezzie> true
[15:06] <+b1rd> yep like when skirmish arrives
[15:06] <@Devil45> thats from me - no one else :)
[15:06] <+b1rd> and ppl are like. oh not that assholw
[15:06] <Skirmish> He's one mental episode away from being your new pet Tisk.
[15:06] <@Devil45> tisk is in a class of his own
[15:06] <+b1rd> carry on skirmish i will allow u to kill the channel.
[15:06] <@Devil45> he claims to have invented the word 'cunce'
[15:07] <+Kezzie> not seen tisk here for awhile
[15:07] <Skirmish> He got zlined.
[15:07] <+Kezzie> ok
[15:07] <Skirmish> ... again.
[15:07] <+Kezzie> lol
[15:07] <+b1rd> u get zlined often too skirmish
[15:07] <@Devil45> i havent seen Skirmish get a zline lately
[15:07] <Skirmish> I think I've been zlined once or twice.
[15:07] <@Devil45> not that id want to see him cop one
[15:07] * +Kezzie not seen Skirmish get z lined
[15:07] <Skirmish> It has been a long time.
[15:07] <+b1rd> hes had his fair share
[15:08] <+b1rd> baiting trolling generally being an ass
[15:08] <Skirmish> Just like Tisk, b1rd lives in his own altered version of reality that is designed to soften the impact of a very pathetic existance.
[15:08] <+b1rd> thats why
[15:08] <+Kezzie> i been zlined only due to a asshole being banned and my hostmark went also
[15:08] <Skirmish> As I said, one mental episode away from being Tisk.
[15:08] <+b1rd> hows ur wife resting up after the operation skirmish?
[15:09] <@Devil45> i copped one last week but that was a system thing - not for any wrongdoing
[15:09] <+Kezzie> ok
[15:09] <@Devil45> which was quickly fixed :D
[15:09] <+b1rd> yer i dont get zlined coz im nice to decent ppl
[15:10] <Skirmish> You don't get zlined because your antics are amusing b1rd. You're the server jester for the most part.
[15:10] <+b1rd> thanks for getting ur wife checked for sti's
[15:10] <Skirmish> You get pulled into line when you lose your fragile grasp on reality and become abusive, and they let you back in when you calm down.
[15:11] <+Kezzie> !ttop10
[15:11] <+StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(521) 2. Sutekh(495) 3. Devil45(379) 4. amex(239) 5. ^bozojim(235) 6. Kelevra(231) 7. HellFury(195) 8. flammable(180) 9. SkyFire(178) 10. Skirmish(136)
[15:11] <+b1rd> ill taker her from here, skirmish
[15:11] <+b1rd> u see.. with a short penis. the cervix gets all cancered up
[15:11] <+b1rd> with mine it gives the cervix a good smashing
[15:12] <+Kezzie> !stat Kezzie
[15:12] <+StatsOP> Kezzie: 39680 words, 195453 letters, 62 smilies, time wasted: 39 weeks 7 hours 28 minutes .
[15:12] <+b1rd> :)
[15:12] <+Kezzie> !stat b1rd
[15:12] <+StatsOP> b1rd: 79475 words, 383735 letters, 514 smilies, time wasted: 8 weeks 4 days 10 hours 54 minutes .
[15:12] <+Kezzie> lol 39 weeks i wasted
[15:12] <+HellFury> !stat HellFury
[15:12] <+StatsOP> HellFury: 122192 words, 100264 letters, 25 smilies, time wasted: 18 weeks 6 days 7 hours 12 minutes .
[15:12] <+b1rd> its good you have decided to give your wife to me, skirmish, she will be much happier and healthier.
[15:13] <+b1rd> anyway im going off to the kitchen to have some late lunch.
[15:13] <+Kezzie> bye b1rd
[15:13] <+b1rd> then dinner Out with the wives later.
[15:14] <@Devil45> !stat Devil45
[15:14] <Skirmish> 7 star chicken parma for dinner b1rdy?
[15:15] <Skirmish> ie: Pub dinner special.
[15:15] <+b1rd> lobster
[15:15] <+b1rd> 9 star actually
[15:15] <Skirmish> Yeah lobster would be a few stars above chicken parma. Well, you have fun in your altered reality there b1rdy. Look forward to your return and your stories that you will come back with.
[15:16] <+Kezzie> brb
[15:16] <+b1rd> all the best for single life skirmish.
[15:16] <+Student> :)
[15:17] <+b1rd> good luck wiping your own fat ass and all
[15:17] <+b1rd> :)
[15:17] <+b1rd> fat dog
[15:21] <@Devil45> !stat Devil45
[15:21] <@Devil45> not working
[15:24] * +Student (~smile@115.186.EB0B44.13353C) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[15:29] <+b1rd> skirmish broke it with his 'negative energy'
[15:30] <@Devil45> i didnt break it
[15:30] <@Devil45> !stat Devil45
[15:30] <+StatsOP> Devil45: 8431 words, 41298 letters, 13 smilies, time wasted: 4 days 2 hours 21 minutes .
[15:30] <+b1rd> skirmish' presence  roke it
[15:30] <+b1rd> itll resume working once he leaves
[15:32] <@Devil45> nah it was on a timer
[15:33] <+b1rd> its ok he will leave soon
[15:33] <Skirmish> Just like people with better things to do, do.
[15:33] <+b1rd> no its just that
[15:34] <+b1rd> every now and then u have a few days off irc to pretend you arent unemployed
[15:34] <Skirmish> It's very profitable pretending too I must say.
[15:34] <+b1rd> very predictable routine of acting from you my mate
[15:35] <+b1rd> monday i want you out Actively searching for work
[15:35] <+b1rd> are we clear?
[15:36] <Skirmish> I will be pretending to be at work again on Monday and Tuesday, sorry.
[15:37] <+b1rd> you will be here
[15:39] <Skirmish> Just like all the women in your life, you will be disappointed.
[15:39] <+b1rd> vauge sentence
[15:40] <+b1rd> i guess its the best one can expect from an ethnic such as yourself.
[15:41] <+b1rd> coming from a bloke whose penis cant reach the cervix LOL
[15:42] <+b1rd> what are u like three or four inches?
[15:42] * +b1rd sniggers
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[15:45] <+b1rd> no wonder you try so hard to be e-alpha male.
[15:45] <+b1rd> its the only place u can be the best. on irc or playing WOW
[15:45] * +b1rd eases off doesn't want a suicide on his hands.
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[16:07] <+b1rd> glad that fat turd has gone to play WOW
[16:07] <+b1rd> wow what a loser.
[16:07] <+b1rd> everyone just shuts up when skirmish arrives.
[16:07] <+b1rd> hes not right in the head.
[16:09] <+b1rd> austnet was really pumping over the last few nights without you skirmish.
[16:12] * +flammable makes a vat of jelly and throws Skirmish in
[16:12] <+b1rd> he would disolve
[16:13] <+b1rd> coz hes 97 percent fat
[16:13] <+b1rd> lol
[16:13] <+flammable> I burned my hand :(
[16:13] <+b1rd> there are nice fat ppl dont get me wrong hes simply a parasite
[16:20] * +flammable (~flammable@1.136.8B73BB.6D9AE9) Quit (Quit: til next time, may it be soon)
[16:20] <+b1rd> sorry everyone
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[16:20] <+b1rd> ive said my piece and now skirmish is on ignore.
[16:21] <Skirmish> Hey ashleigh-trinity. You missed b1rdy having a mental breakdown.
[16:21] <ashleigh-trinity> https://i.imgur.com/68MEfPK.gif
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[16:21] <ashleigh-trinity> pastebin it for me, Skirmish?
[16:21] <Skirmish> Sure.
[16:21] <+b1rd> cant be bothered ash
[16:22] <ashleigh-trinity> b1rd: it's just a gif that gave me the wiggies
[16:22] <ashleigh-trinity> spiders in eyes
[16:22] <+b1rd> ahh so peaceful without him
[16:22] <+b1rd> spiders arent so bad
[16:22] <+b1rd> they dont seek out and attack humans
[16:23] <+b1rd> they eat other insects n stuff


#NERDHACKS
[15:09] * Now talking in #nerdhacks
[15:09] * Topic is 'pong why dont you have access ?'
[15:09] * Set by von on Thu May 03 20:20:25 2018
[15:09] * mERK sets mode: +v Skirmish
[15:09] <+Skirmish> The topic would be better Von is you included his reply.
[15:10] <+b1rd> fuk up goose
[15:12] <+couleurs> : )
[15:13] <+b1rd> : )
[15:17] <+Skirmish> Hmmmm 5 star choc chip cookies baked fresh by the wife that b1rd desperately wants.
[15:17] <+Skirmish> Delicious.
[15:17] <+couleurs> NiCe
[15:18] <+Skirmish> Zero flour, zero sugar chocolate. Healthy mouth orgasms.
[15:28] <+couleurs> wonder what b1rd haveing.....
[15:29] <+b1rd> sex
[15:30] <+couleurs> on da beach?
[15:31] <+b1rd> in my house
[15:32] <+couleurs> while on irc?
[15:32] <+b1rd> later
[15:32] <+b1rd> no
[15:32] <+couleurs> Lol
[15:32] <+b1rd> :)
[15:44] <+b1rd> skirmish dick confirmed four inches absolute maximum
[15:52] <+Skirmish> b1rd's obsession with my penis confirmed.
[15:52] <+b1rd> you wish faggot
[15:52] <+Skirmish> Why do you keep talking about my dick?
[15:53] <+b1rd> ur a fat dog even if i were gay. u cant see it beneath the fat rolls.
[15:53] <+b1rd> psychology
[15:53] <+b1rd> u have issues with masculinity.
[15:53] <+Skirmish> lol
[15:53] <+b1rd> feeling insecure as a man due primarily to your small size of dick and balls.
[15:54] <+b1rd> low testestoerone
[15:54] <+b1rd> u have to try and compensate
[15:54] * +Skirmish notes the obsession with talking about his penis continues and b1rd's lust grows.
[15:54] <+b1rd> well im comfortable with mine my balls are fricking big
[15:55] <+b1rd> and my dick is a healthy size too
[15:55] <+b1rd> im very comfortable talking about sex and everything to do with sex. you arent.
[15:56] <+Skirmish> Considering your continued obsession with measuring yourself against others, it is more than evident that you are the ones with the feelings of inferiority.
[15:56] <+Skirmish> Likely stemming from your wife leaving you.
[15:56] <+Skirmish> For another man.
[15:56] <+b1rd> i bet u... im bigger than you are. you fully errect me limp.
[15:56] * +Skirmish notes more supporting evidence of his statement.
[15:57] <+b1rd> you have a small dick you play WOW
[15:57] <+b1rd> youre obese and ugly with a low IQ you are also non anglo celtic.
[15:57] <+b1rd> not much going for u mate
[15:58] <+b1rd> if u work which i highly doubt. its no more than two days per week.
[15:58] <+b1rd> you cant even support yourself. your wife pays for 90 percent of your combined costs.
[15:59] <+b1rd> the agreed to facts speak for themselves.
[16:00] <+Skirmish> 7 shifts a fortnight. A little more than 2 days a week but not by much.
[16:00] <+b1rd> your kid has autism or.. is simply non verbal coz u have yet to talk to it
[16:00] <+b1rd> or even touch it
[16:00] <+Skirmish> Does it irk you that working so few days earns me a tidy income that you are in absolute denial about because it further fuels your feelings of inferiority?
[16:01] <+b1rd> face the facts skirmish. youre the most useless sack of shit your wog parents have ever produced
[16:02] <+b1rd> your wife keeps the boat afloat. u mainly work to make yourself feeeel like youre a worthy husband. the amount u earn is a token amount.
[16:02] <+Skirmish> I think you are projecting.
[16:02] <+b1rd> im a bum.
[16:02] <+b1rd> what do i have to project?
[16:02] <+Skirmish> This sounds very much like your relationship with your ex.
[16:02] <+Skirmish> Get it out b1rdy, have a vent mate. You're amongst friends.
[16:02] <+b1rd> the facts are agreed to.
[16:02] <+Skirmish> Indeed they are.
[16:03] <+b1rd> you are a loser
[16:03] <+Skirmish> I certainly am.
[16:03] <+Skirmish> What now?
[16:03] <+b1rd> true
[16:03] <+Skirmish> What else do you have b1rdy?
[16:03] <+b1rd> you need to work on becoming less of a loser
[16:03] <+b1rd> weightloss
[16:03] <+b1rd> firstly
[16:03] <+Skirmish> I am happy to shoulder all of your projections to let you get it off your chest.
[16:04] <+b1rd> when i see u. honestly i feel physically ill.
[16:04] <+Skirmish> Your ex left you because you were fat? That's terrible.
[16:04] <+b1rd> healthy weight
[16:04] <+b1rd> this is about u
[16:04] <+Skirmish> I can completely understand your lack of self worth.
[16:04] <+b1rd> u are obese
[16:04] <+Skirmish> She was bringing in the money, she was paying the rent. She leaves and you are left with nothing.
[16:05] <+b1rd> the sugar free cookies are a good start.
[16:05] <+Skirmish> I can see why you are the way you are b1rdy, and I understand. It's ok buddy.
[16:05] <+b1rd> but it doesnt go far enough mate
[16:05] * +Skirmish pats b1rdy and goes and plays wow.
[16:05] <+b1rd> what other changes to your diet will you be making?
[16:05] <+b1rd> its ok
[16:06] <+b1rd> when youre ready to face being a fat loser im always ready to help you matey
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[16:11] <+couleurs> Laughin' Out Louds
[16:11] <+b1rd> we had a big austnet party without him last few days
[16:12] <+b1rd> nobody feels comfortable around the big fat wow playing retard that is you skirmish.
[16:13] <+couleurs> damn i missed an austnet party?
[16:13] <+Skirmish> Welcome to the b1rd is projecting party.
[16:13] <+Skirmish> You didn't miss that one.
[16:14] <+couleurs> kek
[16:14] <+b1rd> welcome to radio silence with you here.
[16:14] <+b1rd> ppl uncomfortable to chat and have fun.
[16:14] <+Skirmish> How can it ever be radio silence when you refuse to stop chatting at me?
[16:14] <+b1rd> last few days fk man. its been good
[16:14] <+b1rd> seriously
[16:15] <+b1rd> u should lurk to see how ppl behave when u arent here
[16:15] <+b1rd> ppl really dont like u
[16:15] <+Skirmish> Maybe I was lurking?
[16:15] <+b1rd> you are a fat slob
[16:16] <+b1rd> well you would reslise the fun ppl have without u
[16:16] <+b1rd> u should leave
[16:17] <+b1rd> you need to loosen up fatso
[16:17] <+b1rd> u ever been to a party?
[16:17] <+b1rd> youve never had a bit of genuine aussie fun have u
[16:18] <+b1rd> ur a fucking topshelf loser and nobody here if they were to answer honestly likes u at all.
[16:18] <+b1rd> y dont u go and kys?
[16:18] <+b1rd> fat wog cunt
[16:19] <+Skirmish> lol look at him go.
[16:20] <+b1rd> go play ur fucking dungeons and dragons u fat dog im done with u
[16:20] <+b1rd> ur on ignore. perm.
[16:20] <+Skirmish> Thanks for your permission b1rdy LOL
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