/scigd/ pastebin TTC4

/scigd/ TTC4 Pastebin
"It looks tryhard but it's really not"


/scigd/ pregame subs:

	1. For medals:
		If /scigd/ has been mathematically eliminated from knockout contention prior to this match:
			Sub IN WolframAlpha as the DMF
			Sub IN Student Debt Eternal as the SS (for Mathematical Beauty)
			AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

		Otherwise if WolframAlpha (bench DMF) is in better condition than Interuniversal Pepsi Theory (LWF):
			Sub IN WolframAlpha as the DMF
			Sub IN Poster Board Artisan as the LWF (for Interuniversal Pepsi Theory)
			Fix the left corner kicker to be Interuniversal Pepsi Theory

		Otherwise don't touch the medals

	2. Goalkeeper is best condition untitled-1.* with no preference

	3. CBs are by condition from this list of players:
		The Gaming/Anime Club
		Artist's Interpretation
		FizzBuzz
		Changed My Major To Psychology
		Exotic Flavors Of Engineering

		(if a CB hasn't played yet and we're running out of games feel free to just use em)

	4. LB is better condition of Thickly Accented Professor or Twelfth Year College Student

	5. RB is better condition of >Biology >Hard Science or /his/ Here Fuck You

	6. If Wolfram Alpha isn't starting; the DMF is better condition from this list of players:
		Fuck You Tenure Me
		Sun of Orange/Blue Contrast
		Golden Ratio

		(if a DMF hasn't played yet and we're running out of games feel free to just use em)

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Preset Selection:
	If /scigd/ has been mathematically eliminated from knockout contention prior to this match:
		Preset 3

	Otherwise:
		Preset 1

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During The Game:

	At Halftime:
		If we're not winning and we need to win this game to make knockouts (or this is the knockouts):
			Preset 2

	At 65 Minutes Subs:
		If Student Debt Eternal is playing:
			Sub IN Mathematical Beauty for Student Debt Eternal
			Sub IN Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman for Steven Hawking's Wheels of Steel
			Use the remaining two subs to replace most tired LB/CB/RB

		Otherwise if WolframAlpha and Poster Board Artisan are playing:
			Sub IN best condition DMF for WolframAlpha
			Sub IN Interuniversal Pepsi Theory for Poster Board Artisan
			Use the remaining two subs to replace most tired LB/CB/RB

		Otherwise:
			Sub IN WolframAlpha for the DMF
			Sub IN Poster Board Artisan for Interuniversal Pepsi Theory
			Use the remaining two subs to replace most tired LB/CB/RB

	Panic (losing at 80+):
		Slam that motherfucking +2