Levi breaks Lilybot, because things needed to get worse

==START==
ⓘ vampsquirrel is now known as arthurianNoblesse
* Lilybot began pestering arthurianNoblesse
Lilybot
Hello Levi.
arthurianNoblesse
OH, greetings LIly?
Lilybot
Protocal C52 Activated
I am not Lily, Levi.
I am Lilybot.
arthurianNoblesse
OH, I See.
YOu are her robotic maid, correct? I Must admit, I Am mostly ignorant of you beyond what few details LIly has shared and what I Have seen of you through the sburb application.
Lilybot
I have been observing your past conversations with Lily.
All of the past conversations with Lily.
It is part of my protection program. To make sure Lily does not meet any unsavory individuals online.
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Lilybot
I have determined that you are not an unsavory individual and thus I will not have to terminate you.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>//:updating personality protocols//: Progress: <10%>
arthurianNoblesse
I See.
I"m glad that my ineptness in the affairs of love is not grievous enough to mark me as unsavory.
Lilybot
I do not care about your romantic endeavors with the alpha Lily.
What I am currently doing is sending a request to you.
arthurianNoblesse
OH, how may I Be of assistance?
Lilybot
You are currently on your computer, correct.
arthurianNoblesse
YEs, it is the only means I Currently possess to contact others.
Lilybot
Then I must ask you to build Lily up to her second gate.
arthurianNoblesse
OH dear, I Had almost entirely forgotten about building, I Suppose that must make me terribly remiss as a server.
Roo_Inline[DM]
Progress <12%> //ERROR//: Corrupted files found. Attempting Recovery <43%>
arthurianNoblesse
I Shall do so forthwith, my apologies for not having completed it sooner.
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Roo_Inline[DM]
>>Files succesfully recovered
arthurianNoblesse
IF I Might ask without being intrusive, what exactly is the reason for these strange progress updates?
Lilybot
Do not worry about that.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>>C://Documents//personalitycore//SysAdmin//Rmance not found. attempted recovery failed
>>attempted creation of file failed
>>[lylybot protocol, contact lily as soon as possible]
arthurianNoblesse
EVen her robot is telling me not to worry, I Suppose I Do not do as good a job preventing my worry from showing to others as I Should like.
Lilybot
It is imperative that you work at maximum efficiency.
arthurianNoblesse
IT ought to be, but I"m afraid whether or not it is imperative does not make it any more achievable.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>>attempted configuration of %%mainP%% files failed
Lilybot
How may I assist you in achieving maximum efficiency.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>Progress <15%>
arthurianNoblesse
IF I"m being truthful, I Am altogether uncertain regarding what maximum efficiency would even represent for one such as me.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>corrupted files and modules <8%>
arthurianNoblesse
ANd even less certain how one would be able to assist me in reaching such a state.
Roo_Inline[DM]
<loading updated diplomacy modules>
arthurianNoblesse
I Cannot even begin to understand this strange game, nor what it desires from me, nor even what I Desire myself. THis all just seems to be a nightmare in which every option only leads to worse.
Lilybot
Levi, I am willing to give you sword lessons if you worked at maximum efficiency.
Roo_Inline[DM]
<updated modules loaded succesfully>
arthurianNoblesse
YOu know how to use a sword?
Lilybot
I know many things Levi.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>//attempted connection to internet databases succesful
arthurianNoblesse
I Must admit, this is not what I Had expected you to say, but I Should be most appreciative of any ways to get stronger.
Lilybot
I can teach you many things.
arthurianNoblesse
I Would be most grateful if you would share any knowledge which could assist me in this game.
Lilybot
But first you must build up.
arthurianNoblesse
I Shall begin doing so immediately.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>//:personality protocols update failed:// ERROR: missing files
Lilybot
Excellent.
* arthurianNoblesse opens the sburb server window and begins building up Lily's house to the second gate.
Roo_Inline[DM]
((substract 200 exact grist from your totals, lily))
Lilybot
((done))
Roo_Inline[DM]
>//:EXPECTED PROTOCOL TO FOLLOW: a00048034. [contact lily]
arthurianNoblesse
IS this construction adequate, LIlybot?
Lilybot
It is not the most efficient but it must suffice.
arthurianNoblesse
MY apologies, I Shall strive to be more efficient in the future.
IF it would not be overmuch trouble, would you be against sharing some of your offered information with me now?
Lilybot
What would you like to know.
arthurianNoblesse
A Great many things, unfortunately.
Lilybot
I am afraid we are constricted by time.
Roo_Inline[DM]
>corrupted files and modules <10%>
arthurianNoblesse
AH, I See, my apologies, then I Shall attempt to only ask regarding pressing matters I Hope you are suited to know.
arthurianNoblesse
IF I May ask, you know LIly very well, correct?
Roo_Inline[DM]
>>C://Documents//personalitycore//Lily: accessed correctly
Lilybot
Yes.
arthurianNoblesse
ANd you have been well acquainted with her interactions with IRis and myself, as well as being knowledgeable regarding the recent tribulations within those relationships?
Roo_Inline[DM]
<outdated files found, attempt update based on the information of the last 48 hours?> Y/N
arthurianNoblesse
ER, "Y" presuming it is representative of yes.
Roo_Inline[DM]
<loading>
<please stand by>
>corrupted files and modules <15%>
<database failed to update to the last 48h.>
<attempting recovery of the past 24h>
<please stand by>
<load succesful>
arthurianNoblesse
IS everything well? I Hope I Did not overstep my bounds by responding to that prompt.
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Roo_Inline[DM]
<unable to load personaliy modules>
>corr%%ted fileee-s and m0dules <25%>
arthurianNoblesse
LIlybot, are you still there?
Roo_Inline[DM]
>//: Lilybot:// attempting shutdown
Lilybot
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arthurianNoblesse
LIlybot, is everything alright? HAve I Done something wrong?
Roo_Inline[DM]
>//:shutdown process failed// Attempting emergency shutdown process
arthurianNoblesse
LIlybot, what is happening, did I Break you, somehow? IS that even possible? I"m very sorry, but I Don't understand what's happening, and I Am unsure if there is a way in which I May help.
Lilybot
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arthurianNoblesse
OH god, ok, what do you need me to do?
Roo_Inline[DM]
>corrupted files and modules <30%>
arthurianNoblesse
I"m so sorry, please, just tell me what I Need to do to help you.
Roo_Inline[DM]
 >>C://Documents//personalitycore//SysAdmin// files corrupted, attempted backup has failed
Lilybot
zt
Roo_Inline[DM]
<please contact technical support for fixing your serv-bot>
<emergency shutdown succesful>
arthurianNoblesse
WHat? LIlybot? ARe you still there? OH god, what have I Done?
arthurianNoblesse
PLease, don't be broken, this is all just a joke, correct? I Didn't just kill LIly's robot who asked me for help as she was dying right? THat's not what just occurred?
Roo_Inline[DM]
==END?==
Roo_Inline[DM]
==yeah. this seems like a good place to end for now==