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- NATO airspace violated by “huge number of Russian drones” overnight, the Prime Minister of Poland said, as he triggered NATO’s Article
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- 2nd Subhuman Arrested After Killing White Man in Downtown Memphis.
- Come on, just give them a break. They probably wouldn't do something like this.
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- 10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
- As of 11:33 am CDT
- Air Quality Alert
- Today
- Day
- 94°
- E 8 mph
- Abundant sunshine. High 94F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 28%
- UV Index
- 10 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:12 am
- Sunset
- 7:41 pm
- Night
- 66°
- 7%
- SE 6 mph
- Clear skies. Low 66F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 67%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 9:31 pm
- Moonset
- 10:17 am
- Waning Gibbous
- Thu 11
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /69°
- 8%
- E 9 mph
- Fri 12
- Sunny
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- /69°
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- ESE 11 mph
- Sat 13
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- Mostly Sunny
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- Tue 23
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- Current threat: Retards. 🦯🤪🦯
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- Insane
- Insanity is a form of retardation which presents itself in many lulzy ways. Rather, we're talking about the clinically depressed or the schizophrenic. If there's a nut-job around, get ready for some laughs.
- It is not known with certainty what the causes of insanity are, but it's probably a safe bet that it has something to do with white trash whores smoking meth while they had rotting little shit-bags festering in their guts.
- On the Internets about 100% of the people are insane. This is most likely due to online communities, fetish porn, and the fact that insane people can't hold jobs so they have nothing better to do than waste their time OL.
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- Plantago lanceolata, also known as the ribwort plantain, among other names, is a species of flowering plant in the plantain family Plantaginaceae. It is native to Europe and western Asia and has also been introduced elsewhere in the world, including North America, Oceania, Japan, South Africa and Chile. The plant is a rosette-forming perennial herb, with leafless, silky, hairy flower stems, typically growing to 45 centimetres (18 in) in height. The flower stalk is deeply furrowed, ending in an ovoid inflorescence of many small flowers each with a pointed bract. Plantago lanceolata is used in herbal teas and other herbal remedies and is also employed as a prop in various children's games. This P. lanceolata inflorescence was photographed in Kulna, Estonia.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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- I have to go. There's a toddler choking to death. I'm gonna have to get my dick out of her mouth.
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