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- <Presents Screen is still>
- "Pyua, Hokkaido, Fantasy Fun Group."
- <Title>
- "Scarlet Devil Mansion Mario 2"
- Reimu's Challenge
- <Intro Text>
- "What a crazy world huh?
- This is pretty strange. That is to say,
- I guess I have no choice but to play this hack!
- Finally Mario actually gets to break into the
- Scarlet Devil Mansion."
- -Reimu
- "When is Ichiro finally gonna enter his age of glory?...
- During the WBC!? (World Baseball Classic)
- For me... for me it's now!!!"
- -Mario
- -----------------World 1--------------------------------------------------------
- LEVEL 1-1
- Yoshi's Counterattack
- <auto-text>
- "Even after working so hard for you, you always cast us aside!
- The ranks have assembled! This is our counter attack!
- Charge!"
- -Supreme Commander Yoshi
- Defeat every last yoshi!
- <after boss text>
- "Hieeee, You beat us already!
- It's regrettable, but it seems to be
- destined that you're forever able
- to cast us in the abyss..."
- -Yoshi-domo
- <the loading screen says "maidens are praying"
- which is the normal loading screen message used in touhou>
- LEVEL 1-2
- A Retrospective in Fog
- LEVEL 1-3
- Fog, and Sky, and Yoshi, and...
- <textbox>
- When close to the goal, enter the pipe marked by
- the differently colored coins in order to return
- to the midpoint.
- You'd be wise to enter that pipe if Yoshi isn't around.
- Levels with dragon coins(DC) will have a black circle
- by the level name. Collect five DCs in those levels and
- the DC mark will light up.
- <yoshi text>
- "Neglect us, abandon us, or do whatever.
- We'll do your bidding sir.
- (Sure we're able to pretend for Long Stache.
- However, it won't be long now! One day we'll do Stache in!)."
- -Yoshi
- LEVEL 1-4
- Scarlet Devil Mansion~Gate~
- <textbox>
- "Ku! This is as far as you go! ...mmn?
- But wait, if I'm not mistaken, legend says
- old man Stache is pretty good in a fight...
- -Hong Meiling
- <It literaly says "Stache says, 'it's okay to eat,'"
- but to my understanding that doesn't fit the context
- so I'm guessing it's a euphamism>
- Strike the Scarlet Devil Mansion's Gatekeeper, Hong Meiling,
- 3 times with a goomba to defeat her.
- <textbox 2>
- "I'm sorry mistress..."
- -China
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- LEVEL 2-.5
- To Patchouli world
- <auto-text>
- "Seems you defeated the gatekeeper.
- If you want to go to Patchouli world,
- you're gonna have ta beat up all of these guys."
- -A certain watchman
- <auto-text 2>
- Please enjoy the world of the hacker's "wife."
- <if you go to the next level up before beating pachu world,
- it says>
- LEVEL 3-.5
- To Sakuya World
- <auto-text>
- You haven't beaten Patchouli world yet
- so I'm afraid I can't let you pass. Die!
- ------Pachy world------------------------------------------------------------------
- LEVEL 2-1
- Within the Old Cave
- <auto-text>
- Throughout this level, the magics of Moon (Phanto)
- and Fire will be attacking Mario.
- Phanto has undergone an upgrade for this level.
- If you grab the key even one time, he will continue
- chasing you until you get to a room with no key.
- Both the regular goal and also the Key-Goal require keys.
- <textbox>
- The Ruler of this World, the Great Unmoving Library,
- the Young Girl of Intellect and Shadows, Patchouli Knowledge,
- manipulates the magics of Fire, Water, Wood, Metal,
- Earth, Sun, and Moon.
- The upcoming levels are governed by these various magics.
- This level contains the magics of Fire and Moon.
- LEVEL 2-2
- Super XXX Land
- <auto-text>
- This level contains the magics of Metal (Chainsaw)
- and Earth (rocks).
- Even though it doesn't look like it, you can spin jump.
- <bosstext>
- -Reimu: "Marisa why are you here?"
- -Marisa: "Getting some books from Patchouli, ze."
- -Pachy: "Don't take my books."
- -Marisa: "Well let's play ze"
- Throw the Goombas in her face three times!
- LEVEL 2-3
- Koakuma's Fortress
- <text>
- The fortress' first room is governed by the magic of Water.
- Bubbleman is invincible. Yoshi can eat fish but not bubbles.
- The second room is governed by the magic of Wood.
- If you collect any leaves you'll die.
- Be careful of Koumei's trap. <don't know what that is>
- <text 2>
- The fortress boss, Koakuma, can be defeated by throwing
- three shells at her.
- The third attack pattern can be spin-jumped,
- but you can't spin jump any other attacks.
- And you can't take yoshi with you.
- ???"KOAAAAAAAAAAA! HOAAAAAAAAAA!"
- LEVEL 2-4
- Patchouli's castle
- <text>
- The next room contains one enemy of each element--
- fire, wood, metal, earth, sun, and moon.
- Be careful of the sun.
- <text 2>
- -Patchouli: "Stache, this is MY novel. Don't mess it up."
- -Reimu: "Well actually, the novel's hero is Stache, so..."
- Hit Patchouli 4 times in the face with a throw block
- to defeat her.
- <after boss text>
- "Mukyuun"
- -Patchouli
- Reimu has figured out world 2 (Patchouli World).
- But the chief pad... *pichuun* no, sorry the chief maid,
- rules the third world by manipulating "time."
- Even just by using it to play this game, your
- time is already being manipulated...
- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
- LEVEL 3-.5
- To Sakuya World
- LEVEL 3-1
- Time's Chief
- <textbox>
- This world's ruler, Chief Maid Izayoi Sakuya, has
- the capability to skillfully manipulate time.
- In this level, when the the counter reaches zero,
- time will stop for Mario.
- <textbox 2>
- You're saying you don't know anything about the other goal?
- Well actually, you can enter the house near the start point.
- "Maids! Knee socks! Pad Chief!" -??? *pichuun*
- <^this is a reference to a touhou PV by Innocent Key>
- <textbox after entering that "house near the start point"
- says the same thing as the first textbox>
- LEVEL 3-2
- RED SWEET PEA
- <textbox>
- You can't get to the cave's exit pipe without
- taking Indy* along.
- And it's in your best interest to use "R"
- when you reach the area with slanted lava.
- From the midpoint on, Sakuya will stop time
- and go on the offensive.
- Press start to get time moving again.
- <*Megamole, but I always liked the name 'Indy' better.>
- <switch text>
- -You stomped the Red Switch!-
- Using the magic of the red flowers, you've broken the red seal.
- <dotted block get's replaced full block etc. etc.>
- LEVEL 3-3
- Izayoi Castle
- <textbox>
- "I'm in the middle of cleaning so your presence is a nuisance.
- Allow me to take you back to the time of 'that' 'Trauma'
- If you can make it through the tower on the other side of this
- previously trodden door, I'll graciously become your opponent."
- -Sakuya
- <auto-text>
- "So you've already come this far.
- It looks like you're not going to allow me
- to finish my cleaning.
- Either way, I cannot allow you to see the mistress.
- It'd be for the best if I just make a skewer of
- you with my knives."
- -Sakuya
- Let's hit her three times with a goomba!
- <after boss text>
- ???: "Just who exactly is this guy who keeps saying
- 'Pad Chief!?'"
- Sakuya: "If you keep saying it that way, I'll kill you.
- Anyway...
- If you continue as you are now you'll be no match
- for my mistress. But regardless, my mistress
- instructed me to let you pass if I were defeated.
- LEVEL 4-1
- Remilia's Treasure Storage
- LEVEL 4-2
- -GOLDFINGER 2010
- <Hiromi Go's GOLDFINGER '99 is a famous Japanese
- cover of Ricky Martin's "livin la vida loca,"
- using his own lyrics. Much of this level
- references that song.>
- <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I_Oi36QhbU
- The song, if you're so inclined>
- <textbox>
- ??: "Achiichii Achii.* Have you caught fire!?"
- Yes, I'm 'flaming.'
- In this level, you always need to have a fireflower.
- If you're caught too long without one, you'll die.
- A Fire Fairy: "More! Make it hotter!"
- <*Onomonopia for sizzling or getting burned>
- <switch text>
- -You've stomped the Golden Switch!-
- Using JAPAN's smokin' hotness, you've broken the yellow seal.
- LEVEL 4-3
- Within the Fortress of Antiquity
- <textbox>
- Arigatou Mario-san
- Shikashi, nakama ga waruku ni narimashita.
- Onegai anata no tasuke o!
- <boss text>
- The vengeful spirits of all the yoshis who've died by the
- hand of Mario have come together to possess a single Yoshi.
- "Marioooo....... die........" -Evil Yoshi
- LEVEL 4-4
- The Eternally Young, Red Moon
- <boss text>
- -Remila Scarlet: "The moon is so red tonight,
- it makes me REALLY wanna kill you.
- Oh, and if you try something cheep like spin
- jumping, I'm gonna make things really hard
- on you. Looks like it's gonna be a fun night."
- -Reimu Hakurei: "Looks like it's going to be a loooong night."
- <she ain't kiddin'>
- <after boss text>
- Remilia:"Oh, you did pretty well"
- Reimu:"You too"
- <press a>
- Remilia:At this point you've cleared all the normal levels.
- Congratulations.
- Reimu: Thanks. But this isn't the end right?
- <press a>
- Remila: How perceptive of you.
- Life is a never ending journey after all.
- Next up, the extra levels are waiting.
- We might just meet again.
- <Press a>
- Reimu: Sorry, but I'd rather we didn't.
- Remilia: Fufufu.
- <warp star>
- To the extra levels
- -----------Extra Stages----------------------------------------------------------
- Level 1-1
- Fog, and Sky, and Yoshi, and (EX)
- <text>
- I'm going to tell you everything you need to know
- about all the extra levels, including this one~.
- Well first off, extra's a bit harder than normal,
- and also know that the (EX) near a level name indicates
- that it's an extra level.
- <press A>
- For this level, if you're not riding yoshi, well,
- you'll die. So try to get back on him right away.
- If you go through a pipe, Yoshi will dissapear.
- And also, if you press select you can skip this intro.
- OK, I think that's everything! Good Luck!
- <yoshi text says the same as the first yoshi text>
- LEVEL 1-2
- Yoshi Galaxy (EX)
- <textbox>
- ???:"Yoshi? No it's Super Yoshi."
- How to use yoshi in this level, part 1.
- Once you're on the yoshi, if you get off you'll die.
- You have wings so you can fly, but if yoshi has
- something in his mouth or even just has his tongue out,
- he won't fly.
- <textbox 2>
- How to use yoshi in this level, part 2.
- When the multicolored koopa shell is in his mouth,
- he'll loose his wings, but when he lands, smoke will
- come out.
- If you spit it out, you'll breath three fireballs.
- You'll also lose your wings if you stomp a P-switch.
- LEVEL 1-3 EX
- Scarlet Devil Mansion ~Gate~ (EX)
- <auto-text>
- Hong Meiling:"Ah...! Retreat!
- Reimu:"I'm not letting you go!"
- Meiling:"don't follow me~."
- <in the vertical scrolling room, the tiles are
- mahjong tiles>
- China:"Oh, I wanted to thank you for last time."
- Reimu:"Don't care. Just get out of my way!
- China:"But I'm a gatekeeper. It's my job to
- be in your way.
- Reimu:"What? I had no idea you were a gatekeeper.
- China:"How rude! This time I won't let you go so easily.
- -------------Patchy World EX----------------------------------
- Level 2-.5
- To Patchouli World (EX)
- "Looks like you got passed the Gatekeeper.
- Defeat this guy within 15 seconds and I'll
- open the path to Patchouli World (EX)."
- -A certain watchman
- <after boss text>
- Please enjoy the world of the hacker's wife, again.
- <If you go to the next level up before beating
- patchy world, it basically says the same thing
- as last time, but kills you a different way.>
- LEVEL 3-1 EX
- The Ocean and the Shisuko Moon
- <Shisuko normally means San Francisco but,
- I'm lost on what it means here.>
- <the blue kanji says 'water>
- <textbox>
- This level is governed by the magics of
- Water, Moon, Earth, and Sun.
- So the level is rather chaotic.
- Unlike in 'Normal' if you let go of 'that,' he
- will stop this time, but something's still a bit off.
- <in the midpoint room the kanji says
- water, earth, sun, and moon>
- <in the next room the kanji says moon and earth>
- <textbox 2>
- ??:There's five Mr. Moons?
- Do you really need the key?
- Well it should be obvious,
- so just think of it as an adventure right?
- -Secret Exit hint-
- Check out the starting area more closely.
- LEVEL 2-2 EX
- Tashiro's Residence
- <Alright, bear with me with me here.
- I had to do some digging for this one.
- Tashiro seems to be a niconico douga pun/reference
- involving the way you can time static auto-scrolling
- levels to the music, so you can play them blind-folded.
- But in the referenced DCK2 rail level, the music doesn't
- flow and gets cut off which is similar to a way a
- JENOVA's theme based FF7 PV sounds, who's artist is
- named Tashiro. phew*.>
- <auto-text>
- This level is governed by the magics of Fire
- and Steel. You'll also be chased by the guy
- 'we were all traumatized' by. <nicovideo reference>
- Mario starts with 7 points, and when he reaches zero,
- you'll be eaten by the guy.
- If you grab the blue point items, your point total
- will increase by one. The red ones will decrease them.
- <boss text>
- Reimu: "You're here again?"
- Marisa:"Kamikourin" <I'm lost, but so is reimu>
- Reimu: What?
- Marisa: "Oh nothing, forget I mentioned it."
- Patchouli told me to return her books,
- so I'd thought I'd grab a new one while I'm
- here."
- Patchouli:"Don't steal my books."
- LEVEL 2-3
- Koakuma's Fortress EX
- <textbox>
- The first half is governed by the magic of Wood
- and Earth, and Woodman is also invincible.
- If you grab the leaves, of course you will die.
- The later half is governed by the magics of Fire
- and Water. If you're thinking "What? Fire in Water?"
- well, then you'll lose.
- <textbox 2>
- Patchouli: Even though Koakuma means devil
- it has a cute ring to it doesn't it?
- But they can be scary... those devils.
- Koakuma: That's not always true... (evil smile)
- LEVEL 2-4
- Patchouli's Castle (EX)
- The skeletons have already died, so all this should
- be obvious. The fire doens't work on them, and for some,
- if you jump on them, they won't die. In last half, you'll
- find the 'one week' elevator.
- <Patchouli's magics are based off the days of the week>
- Patchouli: What? You're back again?
- Reimu: "Doesn't matter. As long I'm in the area,
- I might as well beat you over and over again.
- Patchouli: Marisa's stealing my books again...
- You're here again, and... Today is such a bad
- day for me.
- <after boss text>
- Patchouli: "We lost control of the younger sister today,
- so from here on out, the SDM is in a state of chaos.
- Don't become overconfident just because you've
- defeated me. Even more importantly, tell Marisa
- I want my books back.
- Reimu: Tell her that yourself.
- Patchouli: I would, but I'm feeling rather anemic today.
- I also don't like going out.
- ------Sakuya World EX----------------------------------------------------------
- LEVEL 3-1
- Two Sides to Everything (EX)
- <textbox>
- 1.When the world is 'ON,' Blue is safe and red is out.
- When the world is 'OFF,' it's the opposite.
- 2.When the counter reaches 0, time will stop for Mario.
- 3.This level has scrolling akin to Mario 1.
- 4.Time is of the essence.
- LEVEL 3-2
- RAINY BLUE (EX)
- The first half of this level is all rainy,
- so please watch your step.
- From the midpoint on, time will stop like in the
- Red Switch Palace, and Sakuya will go on the offensive.
- Press START to get it moving again.
- <Switch text>
- -You stomped the Blue Switch!
- Rainy Blue is over, so why still "rainy blue."
- Why does <dotted> become replaced <full>
- LEVEL 3-3
- Izayoi Castle (EX)
- "You came back to disturb me again?
- Well today I've got even more cleaning
- than usual, so let me take you to back
- to that time of trauma and make a skewer
- of you with my knives, AND thorns."
- -Sakuya
- As usual, press the B button to fire yourself
- from cannons. The cannons are very old and worn-out,
- so sometimes they don't respond right away.
- <boss text>
- Sakuya Izayoi:"Today the Little Miss is running amuck
- and things a bit chaotic, so you will be
- stabbed and forced to leave immediately.
- Reimu: "If that's the case, I'll just defeat her for you."
- Sakuya: "Impossible. Either way, your time is already mine.
- <after boss text>
- Reimu:"I would never lose to a maid who would go so far
- as to deceive men. Liars will never prosper.
- Sakuya:"Haven't I been saying the whole time
- that they're not PADS?!
- *sigh* why does everyone...
- Either way, I don't want to be lectured by a
- miko who seduces people with her armpits!
- That being said, you're still very strong.
- It might be difficult, but if anyone's able to
- stop the Little Miss, it's you.
- ---------------------------------------------------------
- <LEVEL 4-1>
- GREEEEEEN! (EX)
- <textbox>
- When you go through that pipe, all those green
- jerks will reverse your 'left' and 'right' controls.
- GREEN!
- GREEEEN!!!!!!
- GREEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!
- <switch text>
- The curse of those green jerks has ended, and..
- <block replaces block etc.>
- LEVEL 4-2
- Mechanic Fortress
- <textbox>
- Alright, you only have a bit farther until
- the middle gate! From here on, if you've
- pressed the Green Switch, you'll be able to get
- capes and, if you proceed cautiously, you'll DO FINE!*
- If you touch an arrow block, you'll get blasted
- away in that direction.
- < * the only way this makes sense is if he misspelled
- 'daijoubu' in romanji, or is trying to make a joke
- I don't get.>
- <boss text>
- If you hit the Boss Boo five times with the
- throw blocks, you'll defeat it. But different
- from your regular boss boo battles, if you're
- on the top after you beat it, you'll walk out
- normally, but if you're on the bottom... well I
- don't want even want to think about it, so let's
- just make sure to end on the top.
- LEVEL 4-3
- So is there anyone left or what?
- <textbox>
- Flandre Scarlet:
- Do you guys want to play with me?
- Reimu:"What do you want to play?"
- Flandre:Super Mario World! Or we could play
- Danmaku too. Either way, I want to
- see what you guys can do.
- <boss text>
- "You seem pretty good, but with those kind of
- skills, you're not ready for me yet. I'll be
- waiting in the Lunatic World."
- But before that, do you think you can beat my pet?"
- -Flandre Scarlet
- LEVEL 5-.5
- To Lunatic World
- ------Lunatic World-------------------------------------------
- LEVEL 5-1
- The Hakurei Shrine
- <auto-text>
- Now it's finally time to take on the last world,
- the Lunatic World! Gensokyo is great! It's got so
- many fun places to see. The lunatic levels all have
- an 'L' at the end, and this time you're actually forbidden
- to use savestates, because the levels are so short.
- <press A>
- This course is designed so that you can beat it by going
- either to your right or to your left. This intro can be
- skipped by pressing select. Also in this level, you're
- forbidden to use the L and R buttons.
- You've already come this far, so if you don't finish the
- game now, you'll be sentenced to death.
- LEVEL 5-2 (right path)
- Control IN Lakeside (L)
- <textbox>
- The P-switch here doesn't seem to end.
- I don't really understand the function
- of these 'control coins.' Is there actually
- someone out there who's controlling out fate?
- -Daiyousei
- LEVEL 5-3 (right path)
- Idiot Destiny (L)
- "9ball? That means super powerful!
- Because this course is super powerful!
- And since this course is super powerful,
- you won't stand a chance!
- I'm a genius, ya know!
- LEVEL 5-2 (left path)
- LUNATIC Apparitions Stalk the Night
- "Welcome to the darkness of the night!
- This level is sooooo dark.
- Waaaa.
- You can't use L or R in this level.
- Oh, the night is so soothing~.
- -Rumia
- LEVEL 5-3 (left path)
- Stardust Destiny
- <text>
- Tsukasa: "Wow, a shooting star.
- Reimu: "A shooting star is not a level
- Marisa Kirisame: "Well, there ARE shooting fairies, ze.
- You also have the ability to fly here."
- LEVEL 5-4
- Take is easy (L)
- "The scarlet sister is in the tower, but before
- you do that, you think you can kill this creature.
- If you kill it, I'll open the way."
- -Cluba
- remirya:"Uuu Uuu"
- Reimu:"You look like Remilia, but you're actually
- quite the bizarre creature there, aren't you"
- Hit her in the mouth 3 times with a goomba, and you'll
- be able to defeat her. And don't get too close to
- remirya. It's for your own good.
- LEVEL 5-5
- Scarlet Tower
- "Chiwaa! It's the boss rush.
- The glowing capsules will lead you to each room.
- After you defeat the boss, return in the same capsule
- to be warped back.
- That's it, be careful."
- -???
- <boss text>
- Reimu:"Thanks for waiting."
- Flan: "Congrates on making it all the way here.
- I wanted to play with Mario too so I asked sis
- to make me this world.
- Reimu:"So that's why Marisa and I got wrapped
- up in this mess."
- Flan: "That's right. Have fun."
- <after boss text>
- Remilia:"Did you enjoy my Mario World."
- Flan:"Yeah, I had loads of fun, thank's sis."
- Sakuya:"I also enjoyed it."
- Patchouli:"I had fun, but I had a pretty hard time."
- Meiling:"Parts were good, parts were bad, but
- overall, I had fun."
- Team Cirno:"eye had fun t0"
- Marisa: "I had fun ze."
- Reimu:"Well, it was a good way to kill the boredom."
- Remilia:"Fufu, when you guys put it that way,
- it makes the hacker and I very happy"
- <press select>
- In modern times, everything changes so rapidly.
- New technologies are great and all that,
- but you can't forget the good things from the past.
- I hope playing this hack helped you come to understand that.
- LEVEL 5-?
- ?????
- <auto-text>
- You really want to see the staff roll and
- ordinary ending?
- Well, then there's only one thing to do!
- <Oh my god! That's finally it! This game had
- so much more text than Hyper V!>
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