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- >Day Normal in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >The only human in all of Equestria
- >You’ve been here for about a year now
- >And besides Fluttershy’s constant pestering, it’s been pretty good
- >You grab your bag and a bagel and run out the door, hoping to avoid today’s fetish guess
- >Nope
- >You bump into Fluttershy, and she falls backward
- >She actually pulls it into a roll and bounces back onto her feet
- >Huh
- >She beams at you
- >You resist the urge to D’aww
- >She may be the bane of your existence and annoying to no end, but you couldn’t deny her gir- adorableness
- >”S-so Anon, are acrobatics your fetish?”
- >…Did she actually plan for you to run into her?
- >She’s getting more scheming with her guesses
- >She’s like an evil mastermind of fetishes
- >You look back at Fluttershy as she gets blown over by a gentle breeze
- >She then squirms on her back like a turtle, before rolling onto to her side
- >Not seeing much ‘mastermind’ going on here
- Afraid not, Fluttershy. Now if you don’t mind me Ireallymustgetgoing!
- >Before she can try anything else, you dash past her
- >Time for another awesome day
- >You reach Twilight’s tree and pull out your key
- >Twilight had given you a spare
- >Sometimes she’d pull all-nighters, and you didn’t want to wake her when she slept in afterwards
- >After working with her every morning for 8 months, she trusted you enough for a key to her books
- >You unlock the door and walk in
- >Twilight looks up from her book and smiles as she sees you
- >”Hey Anon! I know you like using the key, but I could’ve opened the door for you!”
- >You smile back at her
- And risk waking you? Never
- >You walk over to the trap door that leads to the basements and head down the stairs
- >Twilight was even cool with you working alone now as well
- >Below is a laboratory
- >Your pride and joy
- >You’d been experimenting with chemicals and magic for the past while, as well as their effects on yourself
- >The world was a wonderful place when you could use your own body as a test subject
- >Ethics right out the window
- >You settle in for the morning; you know you’re getting close
- >If you can just get rid of one or two chemical imbalances, you know it’ll work
- >Of course, you need to be careful
- >The last time you tested it, you singed off all your hair
- >You missed the hair, but for some reason Twilight couldn’t use her magic to bring it back
- >Rainbow Dash had started calling you Chrome Dome
- >So creative, that one
- >You continue tinkering around with your concoction for a while, until your alarm on the wall goes off
- >You wave to the security camera as you leave; a weird tradition you’d started ever since you created the beauty
- >The chemicals inside reacted to magic, essentially doubling the energy put into it
- >A simple bolt of Twilights magic would run it for weeks
- >You wave goodbye to Twilight as you leave
- >Next up is Rainbow Dash
- >You see her cloud floating lazily about
- >You walk under it and wait a moment
- >…
- >Dammit
- Rainbow, wake up. We’ve got work to do!
- >”Mreh, 5 more minutes Dad…”
- >You sigh
- >She never makes this easy
- >You pull out a vial of liquid and shake it
- >Aiming it at Rainbow Dash, you remove the stopper
- >The smoke shoots out and wraps around her
- >You hear her start to sputter
- >A moment later, she falls off the cloud, landing with a thump at your feet
- >You pat her on the head
- Now, shall we get going?
- >A half an hour later and you’re standing in one of Apple Jacks emptier fields
- >This has been Rainbow Dash’s training area ever since you started helping her
- >”Anon, I hope you know I’m going to get back at you for that stupid stink formula you have. Why do you even carry that stuff around with you?”
- >You smile at her as she hovers above you
- Purely to wake you up every morning, Rainbow
- >”Can’t you think of anything better?”
- Nothing as funny
- >Rainbow glares at you
- >You shake your head
- Very well, Rainbow. If you can beat my course this time, I’ll wake you up another way
- >Rainbow’s eyes narrow
- >”…And we start 5 minutes later”
- >You smile
- Very well. I hope you’re up for the challenge
- >Rainbow’s eyes brighten and she grins
- >”Today’s the day, Anon! Give me your best!”
- Don’t regret it later!
- >With that, you pull out your set of chemicals
- >More specifically, these are your obstacle course chemicals
- >Each vial creates a different sized ring
- >As well, they remain connected to the vial with a strand of magic string that attaches itself to the ring
- >This allows you to control how they move
- >If flesh touches any part of the ring, it changes colour
- >You signal Rainbow to head to the starting line you always use
- >You tie the strings hanging out of the vials to your fingers
- >10 fingers, 10 vials, 10 different sized rings
- >You pull out the stoppers, and begin to position the rings
- >Rainbow is the best flyer you know; if you put the rings in weird positions, she’d finish it no problem
- >Which is precisely why you started moving the rings while she flew
- >The two of you had been attempting to enhance her reflexes beyond what anyone in Equestria could reach
- >The next Wonderbolts audition, later this month, wouldn’t just get Rainbow on the team
- >You’d make her Captain
- >After a moment of some fairly silly looking finger wiggling, you nod at Rainbow Dash
- >And before you can react, she’s made it through the first ring
- >Shit
- >You pull your pinkie in to bring the first ring back, and focus on the rest
- >You split your mind to focus on each ring individually, and begin shifting them as much as you can
- >You make sure not to make them move at any consistent speed or in any kind of pattern
- >Yet still, Rainbow succeeds at passing through the second to fifth ring
- >Of course, this is when it gets fun
- >Now it’s only one hand, and your mind is able to focus more
- >Rainbow twists and turns, following the rings as they move through the air at increasing speeds
- >After what feels like ages, but what is only about thirty seconds, there are only two rings left
- >Rainbow begins flying towards the second last one
- >Just as she reaches it, however, you yank, pulling the two rings in close to each other
- >Rainbow, with her wings in free fall, would barely fit through the smallest ring
- >You bring them in close, criss-crossed like a Venn diagram
- >Rainbow goes through the first ring
- >You’ve got her now, the gap between is tiny
- >But then Rainbow twists, making a barely perceptible flap of her wings and shooting above the ring
- >Before you can react, she dives and loops through the final ring
- >It doesn’t change colour
- >Baffled, you pull the last ring towards you
- >You put the end of the strings into the vials, and they chemical returns
- >Rainbow Dash lands in front of you a moment later, breathing deeply
- >”Hah! Did you see that? Am I awesome, or am I awesome? I should’ve asked for 10 minutes!”
- >You stare at Rainbow, your mouth hanging open
- >Rainbow cocks her head
- >”Uh, Anon? You ok?”
- >You shake your head, refocusing
- Rainbow… that was astounding. You’re astounding!
- >Rainbow blushes
- >”Don’t get too amazed Anon. You’re my Coach, remember?”
- >You pat her on the back
- I don’t think I have much more I can help you with after that, Rainbow
- >Rainbow looks distraught for a second, but quickly recovers
- >After a moment she grins
- >”Well then, I guess I’ll have to teach you how to wiggle your fingers better! I’ll see you tomorrow!”
- >With that, she flies into the air
- >”Remember, 5 minutes later!”
- >You return home after a visit to Apple Acres
- >You bought a couple of apples, but not before being dragged into an arm wrestling contest between the Apple Family and a few of their visiting cousins
- >Your arm was still sore; brute strength had never been your strong point
- >That was a few hours you weren’t getting back, but Big Mac and Apple Jack were always fun to hang out with at least
- >And over the months, Apple Bloom and her CMC pals had grown to see you as a sort of big brother
- >They’d said something about kinship between blank flanks and stuck to you since
- >You didn’t mind
- >You mow down on the apples for your dinner
- >Sometimes you missed meat, but the whole vegetarian thing had grown on you
- >After a bit of relaxation, you figure you may as well go to sleep
- >You settle in for the night, hoping tomorrow will be as good as today
- >You fall asleep imagining ways to make your obstacle course harder
- >Day Disaster in Equestria
- >You wake up to a loud knocking on your front door
- >You look outside to see the sun just beginning to rise
- >Fluttershy isn’t normally this early
- >A moment later, the knocking returns, louder and faster
- >You hop out of bed, quickly getting dressed, and run down stairs
- >You open the door to see a distressed looking Twilight
- Twilight, what’s wrong?
- >”Anon, the library! It’s gone!”
- What? What do you mean ‘gone’?
- >”There’s no time to explain right now, just follow me!
- >Twilight runs off, and you follow suit
- >You reach Ponyville fast enough, and you soon see what she means
- >Where the tree once stood is a fiery ruin
- >Where once books were held, only ash remained
- >The nearby buildings are being sprayed with water by numerous ponies
- Twilight, what happened here?
- >”I don’t know, I woke up to Spike shaking me, and when we got down stairs, the whole place was aflame. I tried to stop it, but the fire was immune to my magic!”
- >Twilight begins to cry
- >”I’ve never felt so helpless!”
- >You pat her on the shoulder
- >How could this have happened?
- >No time for that now though
- Twilight, let’s see if there’s anything left. It’s seemed to have simmered down enough now
- >She sobs, but nods, following after you as you walk through the ashes
- >It’s not looking so good
- >The fire was thorough
- >After a moment, you notice a gleam
- >You brush side some of the ash
- >You lift up your prize
- >One of your cameras
- >You’re not sure how it lasted the fire, but you aren’t complaining
- >Twilight comes up behind you
- >She gasps as she sees what you’re holding
- >”Anon! Maybe the camera will show what happened last night!”
- >You look back at Twilight
- >Tears are still flowing down her face, but you see a glimmer of hope
- >It makes your heart ache
- Let’s find out then
- >You can’t believe it
- >What is this?
- >You, Twilight and the rest of the town are silent as they watch the camera’s recording unfold
- >You see a human wearing a sock mask rummage through the library
- >They walked right through the door
- >You see a glimmer as they put away your key
- >How?
- >They head down the stairs to your laboratory
- >A few moments later they return with…
- >No
- >Your latest concoction
- >The one that had burnt off your hair
- >The figure shakes it up and then lets it go, and a flash blinds the camera for a moment
- >When it fades, the figure is gone, and the library is ablaze
- >Twilight turns off the recording and looks at you
- >”…Why?”
- Twilight, you have to believe me when I say that wasn’t me!
- >Her eyes glow purple, and you feel yourself unable to move
- >”Don’t lie to me, Anon! Why did you do this? I thought we were friends?!”
- You know me, Twilight! You know I wouldn’t do such a thing!
- >”Were you lashing out? Were you sick of living with ‘little ponies’?”
- >You try to struggle, but the magic lifts you off the ground
- >You look towards the crowd, hoping for help
- >You’re met with angry glares
- >”Anonymous, you not only destroyed my home and library, but you also endangered the lives of myself and the ponies who live near me”
- Twilight, no! I didn’t do it, I’ve been framed I swear!
- >She carries on, ignoring you
- >”I hereby, with the power invested upon me by Celestia as her student, and as an Element of Harmony, do banish you from Equestria!”
- >You feel your heart drop
- >A moment later, the world twists and turns, and you find yourself in a waste land
- >Only you and the Mane 6 are here
- >The ponies glare at you
- >Rainbow looks at you sadly before turning away
- >The only one that doesn’t look mad is Fluttershy
- >She’s impassive
- >Twilight speaks up, her eyes glowing
- >”Never return to Ponyville, Anonymous, or face far worse!”
- >She turns away as well
- >”I never want to see your face again”
- >And with that, they disappear
- >You look around you
- >There’s nothing but rocks and desert
- >You sit down, unable to stand any longer
- >…What just happened?
- >You are Fluttershy
- >The look on Anon’s face was almost too much
- >It killed you to do this to him
- >But you loved him
- >And you knew his happiness would only last so long as he refused your love
- >And his happiness was your greatest concern
- >You feel yourself grow giddy
- >Imagine how he’ll react when you save him from his banishment, returning him home
- >Then he’ll love you
- >He’ll have no choice
- >You are Fluttershy
- >Master Planner
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