Shuten Douji:

...I thought I spotted you, oh my.

To think you'd be in this place, all while everyone in Chaldea is looking for you.

This is what it's like to be popular, so what can you do. Even so, isn't it troublesome?


Guda:

So, why are you here, Shuten Douji?


Shuten Douji:

Now, what story would that be? Hehe.

Rather than that, Master, did you see the Minamoto General?

If she finds you, nine times out of ten you will be in a spot of trouble, so do be careful.

I don't mean to scare you, but, well... if you get just one reply wrong, it might get drastic...

I wonder. Hehehe. How scary~ An oni that slays cow onis is said to not be all there in the head, you know?

----oh well. Today is a day for the gift of candies.

It is elegant. Do you like it when I do that? I have also prepared an assortment for this, but I wonder, will it suit your tastes?


Guda:

Certainly, bon-bons seem to fit Shuten's style.


Shuten Douji:

Hehe. Somehow, it feels like I am giving candy to a small child when I do this.

Good boy, good boy. Talking like this, it feels like I'm the Minamoto General.


Guda:

Have you also given Kintoki anything?


Shuten Douji:

Oh----

Hehe. Why, are you interested about that?

I don't know where that brat is. It looks like he's been fleeing here and there.

Perhaps in the end after getting drunk, I will forcibly tie him down and shove as many into his mouth as I want.

Then, just like that, I'll turn him into nothing more than sweet flesh & blood, and devour him.

Ah, that might be good. Maybe I should try that out.


Guda:

Please do it... in moderation...


Shuten Douji:

Ah... hehe, you gave your consent.

Or perhaps, Master, are you jealous?

To desire monopoly over an oni--- over me... hehe, what a greedy person you are.

Or perhaps you want to monopolize the brat instead? If that is the case, well, I do not mind.

That is how we oni are. Now, I feel like I want to gift it to you.

....I cannot stay for too long. I do not know when I'll fall for the desire to eat those that I want. But still, if you are alright with it, I will be fine even if I stay here forever.

Well, let's stop for today. Hehehehe.

I will see you again, then. Don't play around with teasing an oni too much, okay?

Someday, truly, I'll charm your flesh and bones into a melt...

And eat it aaaaall up.