"50 shades of me" (is a stupid name)

1. What is your best friends name?
	Joanna.
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
	Blue.
3. What are you listening to right now?
	Nothing.
4. Whats your favorite number?
	People have favourite numbers? Weird.
5. What was the last thing you ate?
	Crisps.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
	I dunno. Black, or brown, or something.
7. How is the weather right now?
	Hot.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
	I honestly don't remember.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
	Everything at once.
10. Do you have a significant other?
	Joanna.
11. Favorite TV show?
	A few, depending on how you define favourite. Mythbusters maybe.
12. Siblings?
	None left alive.
13. Height?
	Taller than average by about a head, not measured in actual units recently.
14. Hair color?
	Blonde.
15. Eye Color?
	Blue.
16. Do you wear contacts?
	Nope.
17. Favorite Holiday?
	None in particular.
18. Month?
	The cold ones.
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
	Not that I can recall, no.
20. What was the last movie you watched?
	I don't recall.
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
	One of the cold ones.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
	No, but it's irrelevant.
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
	Not without hurting myself, someone in the vicinity, something in the vicinity, or all three.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
	Hugs.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
	Tricky question. Can I have both?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
	/shrugs.
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
	I don't have a phone.
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
	See above.
29. What books are you reading?
	None in particular.
30. Piercings?
	Nope.
31. Favorite movies?
	Don't have any. Not a big one for movies, really.
32. Favorite football Team?
	Ew, sports.
33. What are you doing right now?
	Filling this in, duh.
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
	Sweet. Why is that not an option?
37. Dogs or cats?
	Cats. Dogs are evil in animal form.
38. Favorite flower?
	Who cares?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
	Yes.
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
	Yes.
41. Have you ever loved someone?
	Yes.
42. Who would you like to see right now?
	I don't know.
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
	Not kindergarten, but from twelve years ago.
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
	No.
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
	Never tried.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
	Left.
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
	One. Sometimes two.
48. Are you missing someone?
	No.
49. Do you have a tattoo?
	No.
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
	Probably.