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- TONY: A famous man once said,
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- "We create our own demons."
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- Who said that?
- What does that even mean?
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- 00:00:15,809 --> 00:00:17,602
- Doesn't matter.
- I said it because he said it.
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- 00:00:17,769 --> 00:00:19,312
- So, now, he was famous
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- 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,898
- and it's basically getting said
- by two well-known guys.
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- I don't, uh...
- (SIGHS)
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- I'm going to start again.
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- 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,489
- Let's track this from the beginning.
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- 00:00:30,949 --> 00:00:32,492
- ('90s POP SONG PLAYING)
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- (SINGING) Yo listen up here's a story
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- About a little guy that
- lives in a blue world
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- And all day and all night
- and everything he sees
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- ls just blue like him
- inside and outside
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- 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:51,261
- Blue is his house
- with a blue little window
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- 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:52,846
- And a blue Corvette
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- 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:56,391
- And everything is blue
- for him and himself
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- And everybody around
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- 'Cause he ain't got nobody...
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- 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:02,981
- -(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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- 00:01:03,982 --> 00:01:05,692
- (HONKS)
- (CHUCKUNG)
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- Half hour till the ball drops.
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- - Hey, do you wanna...
- - Tony Stark?
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- - Great speech, man!
- - HAPPY: I got you, pal.
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- 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:13,283
- I gave a speech? How was it?
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- - Edifying.
- - Unintelligible.
- 27
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- - Really?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 28
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- It's my favourite kind.
- A winning combo.
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- - Where are we going?
- - Uh, to town, on each other.
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- 00:01:18,872 --> 00:01:19,914
- Probably back in your room
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- 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:21,124
- because I also want to
- see your research.
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- Okay, you can see my research,
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- 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:24,252
- but that's...
- I'm not gonna show you my "town."
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- Mr Stark.
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- Ho Yinsen.
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- Ah, I finally met a man called "Ho."
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- 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:28,757
- -(CHUCKLES HUMOURLESSLY)
- - Come here.
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- I would like to
- introduce you to our guest, Dr Wu.
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- - Oh, this guy. Hey.
- - Mr Stark.
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- 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,597
- -(GREETS IN MANDARIN)
- - You're a heart doctor.
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- She's going to need
- a cardiologist after I...
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- (HONKING)
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- - Bye.
- - Perhaps another time?
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- TONY: It started in
- Bern, Switzerland. 1999.
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- (PEOPLE YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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- - The old days.
- - KILLIAN: Mr Stark!
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- TONY: I never thought they
- would come back to bite me.
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- 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:53,907
- Why would they?
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- 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:55,700
- Oh, wow! Hey, Tony!
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- 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:59,370
- Aldrich Killian. (STUTTERING)
- I'm a big fan of your work.
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- - My work?
- - Who isn't? He means me.
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- Well, of course, but, Ms Hansen,
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- 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:06,753
- my organisation's been tracking
- your research since year two of MIT.
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- TONY: Yeah, we're full.
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- Oh, wow, he made it.
- He made the cut.
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- What floor you going to, pal?
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- Well, now, that is
- an appropriate question.
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- The ground floor, actually,
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- of a proposal
- I'm putting together myself.
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- It's a privately funded think tank
- called Advanced Idea Mechanics.
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- - Uh...
- - She'll take both.
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- One to throw away and one to not call.
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- "Advanced Idea Mechanics"
- or "AIM," for short. Do you get it?
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- - I see that, because it's on your T-shirt.
- - Aw!
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- Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
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- Thank you, I'll call you.
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- (WOMEN TALKING EXCITEDLY)
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- I'm titillated by the notion
- of working with you.
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- - Yeah?
- - I'll ditch these clowns.
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- I'll see you up
- on the roof in five minutes.
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- Just gonna try
- and get my beak wet real quick.
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- You know what I'm talking about?
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- I'll see you up there.
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- TONY: Damn betcha.
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- Come on!
- I thought that was just a theory.
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- Well, it was.
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- If I'm right, we can access the area
- of the brain
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- -that governs repair...
- - TONY: Wow.
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- MAYA: ...and chemically recode it.
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- That's incredible. Essentially,
- you're hacking into the genetic...
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- BOTH: ...operating system...
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- -...of a living organism.
- - Exactly.
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- - Yes.
- - Wow.
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- Is that...
- Can you...
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- - What?
- - Can you not touch my plant?
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- It's not...
- She doesn't like it. She prefers...
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- She's not like the others.
- Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
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- - Happy...
- - Hmm. That's cute...
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- Leave her ficus alone.
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- Because“.
- And, no, seriously, don't.
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- TONY: And you're starting with plants.
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- MAYA: For now, yeah.
- TONY: Huh.
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- I'm calling it EXTREMIS.
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- - Well, it's...
- - BOTH: Human application.
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- Exactly, exactly.
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- - Dendritic revitalisation.
- -It's revolutionary.
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- - Disease prevention...
- - Change the world.
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- ...even limb regrowth.
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- You're the most gifted woman
- I've ever met.
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- Wow.
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- - In Switzerland.
- - Hmm. That's better.
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- - Aw, you're seeing things.
- - This week.
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- (CHUCKLES) You almost
- bought it, didn't you?
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- -(EXPLOSION)
- -(GLASS SHATTERING)
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- This is what I'm talking about,
- the glitch.
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- Have you checked
- the telomerase algorithm?
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- - The what?
- -HAPPY: Down!
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- Stay down! Stay down, boss.
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- - We're good.
- - Stay down.
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- You... You're...
- You're right on me. I made it.
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- What the hell was that?
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- (PEOPLE OUTSIDE
- COUNTING DOWN)
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- - What was that?
- - MAYA: It's a glitch in my work. It's...
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- She was just talking about it.
- Glitches happen.
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- HAPPY: It's not Y2K.
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- 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,502
- -(PEOPLE OUTSIDE CHEERING)
- - Hey! Happy New Year!
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- - HAPPY: Happy New Year.
- - MAYA: Happy New Year.
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- All right.
- I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
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- - HAPPY: You good?
- - Yeah.
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- - HAPPY: I'll be right outside.
- - Okay, cool.
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- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
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- TONY'. So, why am I telling you this?
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- Because I had just created demons
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- and I didn't even know it.
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- - Yeah, those were good times.
- -(DOOR CLOSES)
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- Then I moved on.
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- After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
- I said goodbye to the party scene.
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- I forgot that night in Switzerland.
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- These days, I'm a changed man.
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- JARVIS: Forty-six.
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- - TONY: I'm different now.
- -(TONY GROANS)
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- I'm... Well...
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- JARVIS: Forty-seven.
- TONY: You know who I am.
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- Ow!
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- JARVIS: Sir, please may I request
- just a few hours to calibrate...
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- No. Forty-eight.
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- 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:13,523
- (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
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- Micro-repeater
- implanting sequence complete.
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- As you wish, sir.
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- I've also prepared a safety briefing
- for you to entirely ignore.
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- Which I will.
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- All right, let's do this.
- (SNIFFS)
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- DUM-E.
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- Hi, DUM-E.
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- How did you get that cap on your head?
- You earned it.
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- Hey. Hey!
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- What are you doing out of the corner?
- You know what you did.
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- Blood on my mat. Handle it.
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- Sir, may I remind you that you've been
- awake for nearly 72 hours?
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- (WHOOSHING)
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- Focus up, ladies.
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- Good evening,
- and welcome to the birthing suite.
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- I am pleased to announce
- the imminent arrival
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- of your bouncing,
- bad-ass baby brother.
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- Start tight and then go wide.
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- 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,024
- Stamp date and time.
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- Mark 42. Autonomous
- prehensile propulsion suit test.
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- initialize sequence.
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- 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:02,947
- (POWERING UP)
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- Jarvis, drop my needle.
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- (FUNKY CHRISTMAS
- MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (SINGING) Dashing through the snow
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- In a one horse open sleigh
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- O'er the fields we go
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- Laughing all the way
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- (GRUNTS)
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- Bells on bob tails ring
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- Crap.
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- 00:06:32,185 --> 00:06:34,395
- Oh, what fun it is to sing
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- A sleighing song tonight
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- (WHIRRING)
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- Jingle bells, jingle bells
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- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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- Jingle all the way
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- Oh, what fun it is to ride
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- (WHIRRING)
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- In a one horse open sleigh
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- (LAUGHS)
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- All right, I think we got this.
- Send them all.
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- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
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- 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,045
- -(GRUNTS)
- -(CLANGING)
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- 00:06:59,504 --> 00:07:00,671
- Probably a little fast.
- Slow it down.
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- 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:01,798
- - Slow it down just a...
- -(CRASHING)
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- 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:03,174
- ...little bit.
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- 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:07,804
- (GROANS)
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- 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:09,388
- (GRUNTS)
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- 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:12,517
- (STRAINED) Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
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- 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:14,393
- (GRUNTS)
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- 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,689
- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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- 00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:21,109
- -(RECORD SCRATCHES)
- -(MUSIC STOPS)
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- 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,613
- Come on. I ain't scared of you.
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- I'm the best.
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- 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:37,500
- (GRUNTS)
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- 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,211
- (GROANING)
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- As always, sir, a great pleasure
- watching you work.
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- TONY: I guess 72 hours is a long time
- between siestas.
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- I didn't think it could get any worse.
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- 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,557
- (GROANING SOFTLY)
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- 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,268
- Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
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- That's when he happened.
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- THE MANDARIN: Some people
- call me a terrorist.
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- 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,494
- (MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
- 203
- 00:08:13,578 --> 00:08:14,579
- (GUNS FIRING)
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- 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,205
- I consider myself a teacher.
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- 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:17,540
- (CHEERING)
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- 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,751
- America.
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- 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:25,047
- Ready for another lesson?
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- 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:30,344
- In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado,
- the US military waited
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- until the friendly Cheyenne braves
- had all gone hunting.
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- 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:38,060
- Waited to attack and slaughter
- the families left behind
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- and claim their land.
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- 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,399
- 39 hours ago,
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- 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:48,362
- the Ali AI Salem Air Base in Kuwait
- was attacked.
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- I... I... I did that.
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- A quaint military church
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- 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:55,661
- filled with wives and children,
- of course.
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- The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.
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- 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:04,045
- The braves were away.
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- 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,589
- President Ellis.
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- 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:10,051
- You continue to resist my attempts
- to educate you, sir.
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- 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:12,845
- And now you've missed me again.
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- 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:13,971
- (MEN YELLING)
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- 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,348
- (GUNS FIRING)
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- 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,808
- You know who I am.
- 225
- 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:19,977
- You don't know where I am.
- 226
- 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,981
- And you'll never see me coming.
- 227
- 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,611
- PAT KIERNAN: Now that
- we seem to be back,
- 228
- 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,196
- let's recap some
- of the frightening developments...
- 229
- 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,156
- American airwaves were hijacked...
- 230
- 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:33,824
- The nation remains on high alert.
- 231
- 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,535
- All attempts to find the Mandarin
- have so far proved unsuccessful.
- 232
- 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,997
- ELLIS: Central to my administration's
- response to this terrorist event
- 233
- 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,208
- is a newly minted resource.
- 234
- 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,544
- I know him
- as Colonel James Rhodes.
- 235
- 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,755
- The American people
- will soon know him
- 236
- 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:49,507
- as the Iron Patriot.
- 237
- 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:52,468
- And how is President Ellis responding?
- 238
- 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,720
- By taking the guy
- they call War Machine
- 239
- 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:56,430
- and giving him a paint job.
- 240
- 00:09:56,597 --> 00:10:00,184
- The same suit,
- but painted red, white and blue.
- 241
- 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:04,146
- Look at that. And they also
- renamed him, "Iron Patriot."
- 242
- 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:07,149
- You know,
- just in case the paint was too subtle.
- 243
- 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,318
- It tested well with focus groups,
- all right?
- 244
- 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,112
- (GRUFFLY)
- "I am Iron Patriot!" it sucks.
- 245
- 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:12,613
- Listen. "War Machine"
- was a little too aggressive.
- 246
- 00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:14,115
- All right?
- This sends a better message.
- 247
- 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,574
- (SIGHS)
- 248
- 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,537
- So, what's really going on?
- With the Mandarin.
- 249
- 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:23,040
- Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
- 250
- 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:28,671
- It's classified information, Tony.
- 251
- 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,257
- Okay, there have been nine bombings.
- 252
- 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,551
- - Nine.
- - The public only knows about three.
- 253
- 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,721
- But here's the thing,
- nobody can ID a device.
- 254
- 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:37,930
- There's no bomb casings.
- 255
- 00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:40,308
- You know I can help.
- Just ask.
- 256
- 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,101
- I got a ton of new tech.
- I got a prehensile suit.
- 257
- 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,894
- (STAMMERING)
- I got bomb disposal.
- 258
- 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:45,563
- It catches explosions in mid-air.
- 259
- 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:47,148
- When's the last time
- you got a good night's sleep?
- 260
- 00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:49,900
- Einstein slept three hours a year.
- Look what he did.
- 261
- 00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:52,403
- People are concerned about you, Tony.
- I'm concerned about you.
- 262
- 00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:53,738
- You're going to come at me like that?
- 263
- 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,448
- No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick...
- 264
- 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:57,158
- ...tator.
- 265
- 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,743
- Do you mind signing my drawing?
- 266
- 00:10:59,035 --> 00:10:59,994
- - If Richard doesn't mind.
- -(CHUCKLES)
- 267
- 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,203
- Are you all right with this, Dick?
- 268
- 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:02,872
- RHODEY:
- Yeah. Fine with me.
- 269
- 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,334
- - TONY: What's your name?
- -Erin.
- 270
- 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:10,421
- I loved you in A Christmas Story,
- by the way.
- 271
- 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,090
- Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
- 272
- 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:16,010
- After New York, aliens... Come on.
- 273
- 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,762
- They need to look strong.
- 274
- 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:21,015
- Stopping the Mandarin is a priority,
- but it's not...
- 275
- 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,892
- -it's not superhero business.
- - No, it's not, quite frankly.
- 276
- 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,518
- - I get it.
- -It's American business.
- 277
- 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:26,437
- That's why I said I got it.
- 278
- 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:28,606
- -(EXHALES SHARPLY)
- - Are you okay?
- 279
- 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,274
- I broke the crayon.
- 280
- 00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,109
- ERIN:
- Are you okay, Mr Stark?
- 281
- 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,028
- -(MUFFLED) Take it easy. Tony.
- -(INHALES SHARPLY)
- 282
- 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,198
- (WHISPERING) How did you
- get out of the Wormhole?
- 283
- 00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:38,949
- -(GASPS)
- - Wait a minute. Tony!
- 284
- 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,034
- TONY: What did you say?
- RHODEY: Tony.
- 285
- 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,745
- (GRUNTS) Sorry.
- 286
- 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,288
- (BREATHLESSLY) I'm just
- checking on the suit.
- 287
- 00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:45,373
- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
- 288
- 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:46,457
- Okay.
- 289
- 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:48,209
- (PANTING)
- 290
- 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,543
- (GASPING)
- 291
- 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,128
- Check the heart.
- (STAMMERING)
- 292
- 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:52,630
- Is it the brain?
- 293
- 00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:55,633
- JARVIS: No sign of cardiac anomaly
- or unusual brain activity.
- 294
- 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,551
- Okay, so I was poisoned?
- 295
- 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:02,973
- My diagnosis is that you've
- experienced a severe anxiety attack.
- 296
- 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:06,602
- - Me?
- -(METALLIC CLINKING)
- 297
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,771
- Come on, man, this isn't a good look.
- Open up.
- 298
- 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,940
- TONY: Sorry, I gotta split.
- (GRUNTS)
- 299
- 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,024
- (CROWD GASPS IN AWE)
- 300
- 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:14,276
- HAPPY: Badge.
- 301
- 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,695
- - Badge.
- -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 302
- 00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:18,197
- Come on, badge.
- 303
- 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,118
- Badge, guys.
- I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
- 304
- 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,495
- Tony has got them in his basement.
- They're wearing party hats.
- 305
- 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,664
- - This is an asset that we can put to use.
- - Uh-huh.
- 306
- 00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:30,793
- So, you're suggesting that I replace
- the entire janitorial staff with robots.
- 307
- 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,461
- - Thank you.
- - What I'm saying is that
- 308
- 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:35,631
- the human element of human resources
- is our biggest point of vulnerability.
- 309
- 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,050
- We should start
- phasing it out immediately.
- 310
- 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,593
- - What?
- - Excuse me, Bambi,
- 311
- 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:40,970
- -you should be wearing...
- - Did you just say that?
- 312
- 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,638
- - Security? Yes?
- - Happy? Okay.
- 313
- 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,433
- I am thrilled that you are now
- the Head of Security. Okay?
- 314
- 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,226
- - It is the perfect position for you.
- - Thank you.
- 315
- 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,853
- - However...
- - I do appreciate it.
- 316
- 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,855
- -...since you've taken the post...
- - You don't have to thank me.
- 317
- 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,442
- ...we've had a rise in staff complaints
- of 300%.
- 318
- 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,609
- Thank you.
- 319
- 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,236
- It's not a compliment.
- 320
- 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,571
- It's not...
- It is a compliment.
- 321
- 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,197
- Clearly, somebody's
- trying to hide something.
- 322
- 00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:01,490
- - I. .. Yes.
- - SECRETARY: Excuse me.
- 323
- 00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:03,534
- Ms Potts, your 4:00 is here.
- 324
- 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,035
- - Thank you.
- - Did you clear this 4:00 with me?
- 325
- 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,912
- Happy, we'll talk about this later,
- 326
- 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,373
- but right now, I have to go deal with
- this very annoying thing.
- 327
- 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,833
- How so?
- 328
- 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,335
- I used to work with him
- and he used to ask me out all the time,
- 329
- 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,545
- so it's a little awkward.
- 330
- 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,464
- I don't like the sound of that.
- 331
- 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:22,470
- Pepper
- 332
- 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:24,430
- Killian?
- 333
- 00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,265
- You look great.
- 334
- 00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:27,975
- You look really great.
- 335
- 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,311
- PEPPER: (STAMMERING)
- God, you look great.
- 336
- 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:31,604
- L... l... I...
- 337
- 00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:33,439
- What on earth have you been doing?
- 338
- 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,899
- Nothing fancy.
- 339
- 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,276
- Just five years in the hands
- of physical therapists.
- 340
- 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,320
- And please, call me Aldrich.
- 341
- 00:13:39,487 --> 00:13:41,572
- Uh, you were supposed to be
- issued a security badge.
- 342
- 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,116
- - Happy, it's okay. We're good.
- - Yes.
- 343
- 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,744
- - Are you sure? Okay.
- - Yes. Stand down.
- 344
- 00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:48,537
- - I'm going to linger right here. Okay.
- - Thank you.
- 345
- 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,832
- It's very nice to see you, Killian.
- 346
- 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,626
- (PHONES RINGING)
- 347
- 00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,294
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 348
- 00:13:58,047 --> 00:13:59,548
- Hey, guy.
- 349
- 00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,224
- Merry Christmas.
- 350
- 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,101
- KILLIAN: After years dodging
- the President's ban
- 351
- 00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:13,562
- On "immoral" biotech research,
- 352
- 00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:14,980
- my think tank
- 353
- 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,109
- now has a little something
- in the pipeline.
- 354
- 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:24,073
- It's an idea we like to call EXTREMIS.
- 355
- 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,325
- I'm gonna turn your lights down.
- 356
- 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,121
- Regard the human brain.
- 357
- 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,458
- (HUMMING)
- 358
- 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,504
- Uh... Wait, hold on, hold on.
- 359
- 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:40,548
- That's...
- That's the universe. My bad.
- 360
- 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,508
- But if I do that...
- 361
- 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,139
- That's the brain.
- 362
- 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,642
- Strangely mimetic, though,
- wouldn't you say?
- 363
- 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,060
- Wow, that's amazing.
- 364
- 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,812
- Thanks, it's mine.
- 365
- 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,146
- What?
- 366
- 00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:58,107
- This. You're inside my head.
- 367
- 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,276
- It's a...
- It's a live feed.
- 368
- 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,194
- Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
- 369
- 00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:04,989
- Come on.
- 370
- 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:08,993
- Now, pinch my arm.
- 371
- 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,162
- - I can take it. Pinch me.
- -(CHUCKLES)
- 372
- 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,582
- (GASPS) What is that?
- 373
- 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,002
- It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
- It's the brain's pain centre.
- 374
- 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,589
- But this is what I wanted to show you.
- 375
- 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,173
- (BEEPS)
- 376
- 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:28,345
- Now, EXTREMIS harnesses
- our bioelectrical potential
- 377
- 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,348
- and it goes here.
- 378
- 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,643
- This is essentially an empty slot
- and what this tells us
- 379
- 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,520
- is that our mind,
- 380
- 00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:38,105
- our entire DNA, in fact,
- 381
- 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,107
- is destined to be upgraded.
- 382
- 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,358
- Wow.
- 383
- 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,693
- (QUIET RINGING)
- 384
- 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,153
- (WHISPERS)
- Oh, wait...
- 385
- 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,030
- -(RINGING CONTINUES)
- - Uh...
- 386
- 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,410
- -(CHIMES)
- - Hello?
- 387
- 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,370
- - TONY: Is this Forehead of Security?
- - What?
- 388
- 00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,205
- You know, look...
- I got a real job. What do you want?
- 389
- 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,582
- I'm working.
- I've got something going on, here.
- 390
- 00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:57,791
- What, harassing interns?
- 391
- 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,168
- Let me tell you something.
- Do you know what happened
- 392
- 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,252
- when I told people
- I was Iron Man's bodyguard?
- 393
- 00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:02,296
- - They would laugh in my face.
- (TONY CHUCKLES)
- 394
- 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,757
- I had to leave
- while I still had a shred of dignity.
- 395
- 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,675
- Now I got a real job.
- I'm watching Pepper.
- 396
- 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,552
- What's going on? Fill me in.
- 397
- 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:09,845
- - For real?
- - Yeah.
- 398
- 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,513
- All right.
- So, she's meeting up with this scientist.
- 399
- 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,223
- - Rich guy. Handsome.
- - Rig ht.
- 400
- 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:15,726
- I couldn't make his face, at first. Right?
- You know I'm good with faces.
- 401
- 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,810
- - Oh, yeah, you're the best.
- - Yeah.
- 402
- 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,228
- Well, so I run his credentials.
- I make him.
- 403
- 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,856
- Aldrich Killian.
- We actually met the guy back in...
- 404
- 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,191
- Where were we in '99?
- 405
- 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,567
- - The science conference?
- -Um...
- 406
- 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,195
- - Switzerland.
- - Right, right, exactly.
- 407
- 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,780
- Killian. No...
- I don't remember that guy.
- 408
- 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,365
- Of course you don't remember.
- He's not a blond with a big rack.
- 409
- 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,075
- At first, it was fine.
- They were talking business.
- 410
- 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,328
- But now it's, like, getting weird.
- He's showing her his big brain.
- 411
- 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,163
- - His what?
- - Big brain.
- 412
- 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,665
- And she likes it.
- Here, let me show you.
- 413
- 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,875
- Hold on. See?
- 414
- 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,460
- Look at what? You, watching them?
- 415
- 00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:43,545
- Flip the screen,
- and then we can get started.
- 416
- 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,465
- I'm not a tech genius like you.
- Just trust me. Get down here.
- 417
- 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,300
- Flip the screen.
- Then I can see what they're doing.
- 418
- 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,593
- I can't!
- I don't know how to flip the screen!
- 419
- 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,429
- Don't talk to me like that any more.
- You're not my boss.
- 420
- 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:53,931
- All right?
- I don't work for you.
- 421
- 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,642
- And I don't trust this guy.
- He's got another guy with him.
- 422
- 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:57,768
- He's shifty.
- 423
- 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,852
- - Relax.
- - Seriously?
- 424
- 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,437
- I'm just asking you
- to secure the perimeter.
- 425
- 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:01,855
- Tell them to go out
- for a drink or something.
- 426
- 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,607
- You know what? You should take more
- of an interest in what's going on here.
- 427
- 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,442
- This woman's the best thing
- that ever happened to you
- 428
- 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,944
- and you're just ignoring her.
- 429
- 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,112
- - A giant brain?
- - Yeah.
- 430
- 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,530
- There's a giant brain.
- There's a shifty character.
- 431
- 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,157
- I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna
- run his plates and I'm gonna...
- 432
- 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,784
- You know,
- if it gets rough, so be it.
- 433
- 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,619
- I miss you, Happy-
- 434
- 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,788
- Yeah, I miss you, too.
- But the way it used to be.
- 435
- 00:17:18,122 --> 00:17:19,123
- Now you're off with the super-friends.
- 436
- 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,416
- I don't know
- what's going on with you any more.
- 437
- 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,542
- - The world's getting weird.
- - Hey!
- 438
- 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,626
- (STAMMERING)
- I hate to cut you off.
- 439
- 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,711
- - Do you have your Taser on you?
- - Why?
- 440
- 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,004
- I think there's a gal in H.R.
- who's trying to steal some printer ink.
- 441
- 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,173
- You should probably go over there
- and zap her.
- 442
- 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,550
- Yeah, nice.
- 443
- 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:34,471
- Imagine if you could hack into
- the hard drive of any living organism
- 444
- 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,598
- and recode its DNA.
- 445
- 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,684
- - That would be incredible.
- - Hmm.
- 446
- 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:42,479
- Unfortunately, to my ears,
- it also sounds highly weaponisable.
- 447
- 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:46,233
- As in, enhanced soldiers,
- private armies, and Tony is...
- 448
- 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,985
- Tony, TOW-
- 449
- 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:53,782
- You know, I invited Tony to join AIM
- 13 years ago.
- 450
- 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:54,908
- He turned me down.
- 451
- 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:59,455
- But something tells me
- now there's a new genius on the throne
- 452
- 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,791
- who doesn't have to
- answer to Tony any more
- 453
- 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,835
- and who has slightly less of an ego.
- 454
- 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,922
- It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
- 455
- 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:12,384
- As much as I'd like to help you.
- 456
- 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,014
- Well, I can't say that
- I'm not disappointed.
- 457
- 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,807
- But then,
- as my father used to say,
- 458
- 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:21,643
- "Failure is the fog
- through which we glimpse triumph."
- 459
- 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,187
- - That's very deep.
- - Hmm.
- 460
- 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,688
- And I have no idea
- what it means.
- 461
- 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,024
- No, me neither.
- He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
- 462
- 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,650
- (CHUCKLES)
- 463
- 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,695
- I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
- 464
- 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,456
- (INHALES SHARPLY) Happy.
- 465
- 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,626
- Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
- 466
- 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,463
- Yes, I just, um...
- 467
- 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,966
- God, I forgot my other things, so...
- 468
- 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,177
- I'm just gonna...
- 469
- 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,559
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- 470
- 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,037
- (SIGHS)
- 471
- 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,914
- I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
- 472
- 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,374
- What the...
- What is that?
- 473
- 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,961
- You're wearing this in the house now?
- 474
- 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,629
- What is that, like, Mark 15?
- 475
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,422
- TONY: Uh, yeah.
- 476
- 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,508
- Something like that.
- You know, everybody needs a hobby.
- 477
- 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,802
- Oh, and you have to wear your hobby
- in the living room?
- 478
- 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,595
- TONY:
- Just breaking it in.
- 479
- 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,514
- You know, it's always a little pinchy
- in the gooey bag
- 480
- 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,807
- -at first, so...
- -(CHUCKLES)
- 481
- 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,059
- Well, hey, did you see
- your Christmas present?
- 482
- 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:45,477
- Yes, I did. I...
- 483
- 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,063
- I don't know how I could've
- missed that Christmas present.
- 484
- 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,190
- Is it gonna fit through the door?
- 485
- 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,608
- TONY: Well, actually,
- it's a good question.
- 486
- 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,236
- I got a team of guys coming tomorrow.
- They're gonna blow out that wall.
- 487
- 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,779
- - Okay.
- - So, uh...
- 488
- 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,531
- Tense? Good day? Huh?
- 489
- 00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,284
- Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty.
- Naughty girl.
- 490
- 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,954
- I don't want to harp on this,
- but did you like the custom rabbit?
- 491
- 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,163
- Did I like it?
- 492
- 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:06,999
- - Nailed it, right?
- - Wow.
- 493
- 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,877
- I appreciate the thought very much.
- 494
- 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,548
- So, why don't you lift up that face mask
- and give me a kiss?
- 495
- 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,425
- (IMITATING COMPUTER BEEPING)
- Huh...
- 496
- 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,344
- Yep. Damn it, no can do.
- 497
- 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,471
- You want to just kiss it on the...
- 498
- 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,307
- - The facial slit?
- - Uh-huh.
- 499
- 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392
- Well, why don't I
- run down to the garage
- 500
- 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,061
- and see if I can't find a crowbar
- to jimmy that thing open?
- 501
- 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,813
- Crowbar, yeah.
- 502
- 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,232
- Oh! Except there's been
- (STAMMERING) a radiation leak.
- 503
- 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,234
- - PEPPER: I'll take my chances.
- - That's risky.
- 504
- 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,736
- (STRAINED)
- At least, let me get you
- 505
- 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,446
- like, a hazmat suit
- you can... (GRUNTS)
- 506
- 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,908
- - A Geiger counter or something like that.
- -(STRAINING)
- 507
- 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,118
- Busted.
- 508
- 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,788
- - This is a new level of lame.
- - Sorry.
- 509
- 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,333
- You ate without me already?
- On date night?
- 510
- 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,418
- - He was just...
- - You mean you.
- 511
- 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,171
- Well, yeah, I just mean
- we were just hosting you...
- 512
- 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,422
- (SCOFFS IN DISBELIEF)
- 513
- 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,174
- -...while I finished up a little work.
- - Uh-huh.
- 514
- 00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,550
- And yes, I had a quick bite.
- 515
- 00:20:58,634 --> 00:20:59,593
- I didn't know if you were coming home
- 516
- 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,428
- or you were having drinks
- with Aldrich Killian.
- 517
- 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,558
- - What?
- - What?
- 518
- 00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:09,227
- Aldrich Killian?
- What, are you checking up on me?
- 519
- 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,312
- Happy was concerned.
- 520
- 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,521
- - No, you're spying on me.
- - I wasn't.
- 521
- 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,731
- - I'm going to bed.
- - Hold on.
- 522
- 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,275
- Come on. Pep?
- 523
- 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,360
- Hey, I admit it.
- 524
- 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,488
- My fault. Sorry.
- 525
- 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,699
- I'm a piping hot mess.
- 526
- 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:27,871
- It's been going on for a while.
- I haven't said anything.
- 527
- 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,457
- Nothing's been the same
- since New York.
- 528
- 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,003
- Oh, really?
- I didn't notice that at all.
- 529
- 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,673
- You experience things
- 530
- 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,383
- and then they're over,
- and you still can't explain them.
- 531
- 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:44,638
- Gods, aliens, other dimensions.
- I'm just a man in a can.
- 532
- 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,098
- The only reason I haven't cracked up
- 533
- 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,141
- is probably because you moved in.
- 534
- 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,643
- Which is great.
- 535
- 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,269
- I love you. I'm lucky.
- 536
- 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,314
- But honey, I can't sleep.
- 537
- 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,735
- You go to bed, I come down here.
- I do what I know.
- 538
- 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,570
- I tinker. I... (SIGHS)
- 539
- 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,490
- Threat is imminent.
- 540
- 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,202
- And I have to protect the one thing
- that I can't live without.
- 541
- 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,996
- That's you.
- 542
- 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,331
- And my suits, they're, uh...
- 543
- 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:12,416
- Machines.
- 544
- 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,251
- They're part of me.
- 545
- 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,503
- A distraction.
- 546
- 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,672
- Maybe.
- 547
- 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,358
- I'm gonna take a shower.
- 548
- 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,152
- Okay.
- 549
- 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:43,613
- And you're gonna join me.
- 550
- 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,742
- Better.
- 551
- 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:51,997
- (GASPS SOFTLY)
- 552
- 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,627
- (GASPS LOUDLY)
- 553
- 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,839
- (GROANS)
- 554
- 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,008
- (SHUDDERS)
- 555
- 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,511
- - Tony.
- -(G ROANS)
- 556
- 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,639
- - Tony. Tony.
- -(WHIMPERING)
- 557
- 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,059
- To... (GASPS)
- 558
- 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,978
- (PEPPER WHIMPERS)
- 559
- 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,313
- Power down!
- 560
- 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,439
- (POWERS DOWN)
- 561
- 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,233
- (METAL CLANGING)
- 562
- 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,152
- (PEPPER PANTING)
- 563
- 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,323
- TONY: I must have called it in my sleep.
- 564
- 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,700
- That's not supposed to happen.
- 565
- 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,205
- I'll recalibrate the sensors.
- 566
- 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:38,085
- Can we just... Just let me...
- 567
- 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,587
- Just let me catch my breath. Hey,
- don't... Don't go. All right? Pepper...
- 568
- 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,798
- I'm going to sleep downstairs.
- 569
- 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,175
- Tinker with that.
- 570
- 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,231
- (PEOPLE SPEAKING
- INDISTINCTLY)
- 571
- 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,828
- Can you regulate?
- 572
- 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:13,954
- Yes, I can regulate.
- 573
- 00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,163
- - You sure about that?
- - Yes.
- 574
- 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:27,134
- - It's a decent batch.
- -(CHUCKLES)
- 575
- 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,554
- - Don't say I never did nothing for you.
- - Thank you.
- 576
- 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,142
- I mean, for understanding.
- 577
- 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:44,734
- HAPPY: I'm sorry, buddy.
- 578
- 00:24:58,748 --> 00:24:59,916
- (GRUNTS)
- 579
- 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,127
- What are you doing, buddy?
- 580
- 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,545
- You out by yourself?
- A little date night?
- 581
- 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:04,713
- Seeing your favourite chick flick,
- maybe?
- 582
- 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,007
- Yeah, a little movie
- called The Party's Over,
- 583
- 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,967
- starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
- 584
- 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,051
- Here's the ticket.
- 585
- 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,429
- No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
- 586
- 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,686
- -(GRUNTS)
- -(PEOPLE GASP)
- 587
- 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:27,694
- (GRUNTS)
- 588
- 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,031
- -(GROANS)
- -(PEOPLE SCREAM)
- 589
- 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,115
- (INHALING)
- 590
- 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:33,783
- (GROANS)
- 591
- 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,286
- -(PEOPLE CLAMOURING)
- -(GROANS)
- 592
- 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:39,956
- TAGGART: Savin!
- 593
- 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,125
- Help!
- 594
- 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:44,002
- (GROWLING) Help me!
- 595
- 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,337
- (CHOKING)
- 596
- 00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:51,843
- (HORNS HONKING)
- 597
- 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:52,928
- (CRASHING)
- 598
- 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:02,979
- (PEOPLE CLAMOURING)
- 599
- 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,815
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 600
- 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,323
- (GROANS SOFTLY)
- 601
- 00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:20,330
- (G ROANS WEAKLY)
- 602
- 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,593
- (GASPS)
- 603
- 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,137
- (SIZZLING)
- 604
- 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,452
- (CLAMOURING CONTINUES)
- 605
- 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,996
- (WOMAN SOBBING)
- 606
- 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:12,173
- THE MANDARIN: True story
- about fortune cookies.
- 607
- 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:13,591
- They look Chinese.
- 608
- 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:16,553
- They sound Chinese.
- 609
- 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:20,765
- But they're actually
- an American invention.
- 610
- 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:25,645
- Which is why they're hollow,
- full of lies
- 611
- 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,897
- and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
- 612
- 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:33,737
- My disciples just destroyed
- another cheap American knockoff.
- 613
- 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,115
- The Chinese Theatre.
- 614
- 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,701
- Mr President,
- 615
- 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:42,078
- I know this must be getting frustrating.
- 616
- 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:47,500
- But this season of terror
- is drawing to a close.
- 617
- 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,711
- And don't worry,
- 618
- 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,588
- -the big one is coming.
- -(CHEERING)
- 619
- 00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:53,048
- Your graduation.
- 620
- 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,855
- - Oh-!
- 621
- 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,815
- (CHUCKLES)
- Do you mind leaving that on?
- 622
- 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,692
- Sure.
- 623
- 00:28:18,782 --> 00:28:23,119
- Sunday nights. PBS. Downton Abbey.
- 624
- 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:26,831
- That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
- 625
- 00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:31,544
- One more thing. Make sure
- everyone wears their badges.
- 626
- 00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:32,837
- He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
- 627
- 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:36,049
- Plus, my guys
- won't let anyone in without them.
- 628
- 00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,176
- We're awaiting the arrival
- of Tony Stark.
- 629
- 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:39,803
- We're hoping he'll give us
- the reaction...
- 630
- 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,513
- His reaction
- to the latest attack.
- 631
- 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,764
- -(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)
- - Mr Stark, hi there.
- 632
- 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,519
- Our sources are telling us that all signs
- are pointing to another Mandarin attack.
- 633
- 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:49,729
- Anything else you can tell us?
- 634
- 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,816
- MALE REPORTER: Hey, Mr Stark.
- When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
- 635
- 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:54,651
- I'm just saying.
- 636
- 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,653
- (CAMERAS CLICKING)
- 637
- 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,781
- Is that what you want?
- 638
- 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,660
- Here's a little holiday greeting
- 639
- 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,162
- I've been wanting to send
- to the Mandarin.
- 640
- 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,623
- I just didn't know
- how to phrase it until now.
- 641
- 00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:12,377
- My name is Tony Stark
- and I'm not afraid of you.
- 642
- 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:15,505
- I know you're a coward.
- So I've decided
- 643
- 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:17,841
- that you just died, pal.
- 644
- 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:20,051
- I'm gonna come get the body.
- 645
- 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:22,887
- There's no politics here.
- It's just good old-fashioned revenge.
- 646
- 00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:26,182
- There's no Pentagon,
- it's just you and me.
- 647
- 00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:30,103
- And on the off chance you're a man,
- here's my home address.
- 648
- 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:33,690
- 10880 Malibu Point.
- 649
- 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,942
- 90265.
- 650
- 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:37,861
- I'll leave the door unlocked.
- 651
- 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:38,945
- That's what you wanted, right?
- 652
- 00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:41,698
- (REPORTERS GASP)
- 653
- 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,033
- - Bill me.
- -(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)
- 654
- 00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:51,458
- JARVIS: I've compiled
- a Mandarin database for you, sir,
- 655
- 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:55,753
- drawn from
- S.H.l.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
- 656
- 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,381
- Initiating virtual crime scene
- reconstruction.
- 657
- 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:04,345
- Okay. What have we got here?
- 658
- 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:08,766
- The name is an ancient Chinese war
- mantle meaning "adviser to the king."
- 659
- 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:12,145
- South American insurgency tactics.
- 660
- 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,689
- Talks like a Baptist preacher.
- 661
- 00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:19,110
- There's lots of pageantry going on here.
- Lots of theatre. Close.
- 662
- 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:22,780
- The heat from the blast was in excess
- of 3,000 degrees Celsius.
- 663
- 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:26,493
- Any subjects within 12.5 yards
- were vaporised instantly.
- 664
- 00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:29,245
- No bomb parts found in a three-mile
- radius of the Chinese Theatre?
- 665
- 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,330
- No, sir.
- 666
- 00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:33,374
- Talk to me, Happy.
- 667
- 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:54,020
- When is a bomb not a bomb?
- 668
- 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:06,741
- Any military victims?
- 669
- 00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:09,077
- Not according to public record, sir.
- 670
- 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,287
- Bring up the thermogenic
- signatures again.
- 671
- 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:13,081
- Factor in 3,000 degrees.
- 672
- 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:15,875
- The Oracle cloud
- has completed analysis.
- 673
- 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,043
- Accessing satellites
- 674
- 00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:21,005
- and plotting the last 12 months
- of thermogenic occurrences now.
- 675
- 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:24,133
- Take away everywhere
- that there's been a Mandarin attack.
- 676
- 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:28,763
- (SYSTEMS BUZZING)
- 677
- 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,182
- Nope.
- 678
- 00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:38,731
- That. Are you sure
- that's not one of his?
- 679
- 00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:41,276
- It predates any known Mandarin attack.
- 680
- 00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:44,195
- The incident was the use of a bomb
- to assist a suicide.
- 681
- 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:46,114
- Bring her around.
- 682
- 00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:49,200
- The heat signature
- is remarkably similar.
- 683
- 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,327
- 3,000 degree Celsius.
- 684
- 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,206
- That's two military guys.
- 685
- 00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:57,166
- Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
- 686
- 00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,169
- Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
- 687
- 00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:03,214
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- 688
- 00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,260
- Are we still at ding-dong?
- 689
- 00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:09,762
- - We're supposed to be on total...
- -(BANGING ON TABLE)
- 690
- 00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:10,972
- ...security lockdown.
- 691
- 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:12,807
- Come on, I threatened a terrorist.
- Who is that?
- 692
- 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,602
- There's only so much I can do, sir,
- 693
- 00:32:15,685 --> 00:32:19,606
- when you give the world's press
- your home address.
- 694
- 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,151
- (DOOR BUZZES)
- 695
- 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:24,235
- (UNLOCKS)
- 696
- 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:28,906
- (SCANNER HUMS)
- 697
- 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,867
- Right there is fine.
- 698
- 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,581
- You're not the Mandarin.
- 699
- 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:38,750
- Are you? Are you?
- 700
- 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,919
- You don't remember.
- (CHUCKLES)
- 701
- 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,129
- Why am I not surprised?
- 702
- 00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:45,465
- Don't take it personally. I don't
- remember what I had for breakfast.
- 703
- 00:32:45,548 --> 00:32:47,008
- JARVIS: Gluten-free waffles, sir.
- 704
- 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:48,384
- That's right.
- 705
- 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:51,387
- Okay, look, I need to be alone with you,
- someplace not here.
- 706
- 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:52,472
- It's urgent.
- 707
- 00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:58,770
- Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
- but now I'm in a committed relationship.
- 708
- 00:32:58,853 --> 00:32:59,896
- It's...
- 709
- 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:02,732
- - With her.
- - PEPPER: Tony?
- 710
- 00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:05,360
- - Is somebody there?
- - Yeah,
- 711
- 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:07,278
- -it's Maya Hansen.
- - Ah...
- 712
- 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,405
- Old botanist pal
- 713
- 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:11,866
- that I used to know, barely.
- 714
- 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,660
- Please don't tell me
- there's a 12-year-old kid
- 715
- 00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:14,827
- waiting in the car that I've never met.
- 716
- 00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:15,912
- He's 13.
- 717
- 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,789
- No, I need your help.
- 718
- 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,457
- But, what for? Why now?
- 719
- 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:22,794
- Because I read the papers and frankly,
- I don't think you'll last the week.
- 720
- 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:23,920
- I'll be fine.
- 721
- 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:25,338
- PEPPER: I'm sorry,
- with Happy in the hospital,
- 722
- 00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:27,465
- I didn't know we were expecting guests.
- 723
- 00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:29,425
- - We weren't.
- - And old girlfriends.
- 724
- 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,260
- - She's not, really.
- - No, not really. I...
- 725
- 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:34,514
- -it was just one night.
- - TONY: Yep.
- 726
- 00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:36,307
- That's how you did it, isn't it?
- 727
- 00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,726
- - It was a great night.
- - PEPPER: Yep. Well, you know.
- 728
- 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,728
- - You saved yourself a world of pain.
- - What?
- 729
- 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:42,397
- - MAYA: I'm sure.
- - Trust me. We're going out of town.
- 730
- 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,481
- Okay. We've been through this.
- 731
- 00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:44,607
- - Nope.
- - Yep!
- 732
- 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,609
- - The man says no.
- - Immediately and indefinitely.
- 733
- 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:48,236
- - TONY: Honey...
- - Great idea. Let's go.
- 734
- 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,947
- I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea.
- Please don't touch her bags.
- 735
- 00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:52,532
- This is how normal people behave.
- 736
- 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,784
- TONY: I can't protect you out there.
- 737
- 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,703
- Is... Is that normal?
- 738
- 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:58,955
- - Sadly, that is very normal.
- - Yes, this is normal!
- 739
- 00:33:59,038 --> 00:34:00,665
- It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
- 740
- 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,083
- Calm down.
- 741
- 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,043
- - I got this for you.
- - I'm aware of that.
- 742
- 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,461
- You still haven't even
- told me you liked it.
- 743
- 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:06,838
- I don't like it.
- 744
- 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:07,922
- I asked you three...
- You don't like it.
- 745
- 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,215
- - We are leaving the house.
- - MAYA: Guys?
- 746
- 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:10,383
- That's not even up for discussion.
- 747
- 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,677
- - Can we, um...
- - I said no. What?
- 748
- 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,970
- Do we need to worry about that?
- 749
- 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:31,237
- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
- 750
- 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:35,867
- (GROANS)
- 751
- 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,341
- (GRUNTS)
- 752
- 00:35:01,184 --> 00:35:02,477
- (GASPS)
- 753
- 00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:04,479
- I got you.
- 754
- 00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:06,731
- I got you first.
- 755
- 00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:08,149
- Like I said, we can't stay here.
- 756
- 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,782
- (GROANS)
- 757
- 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:16,866
- Oh!
- 758
- 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,535
- Move! I'm right behind you.
- 759
- 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,537
- PEPPER: Oh!
- 760
- 00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:24,749
- Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
- 761
- 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,543
- Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
- 762
- 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:29,670
- Go!
- 763
- 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:32,840
- (PEPPER STRAINING)
- 764
- 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:42,225
- -(REPULSOR FIRES)
- -(BOTH SCREAM)
- 765
- 00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:45,561
- (BOTH GROANING)
- 766
- 00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:50,858
- (GRUNTING)
- 767
- 00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:53,778
- Oh, my God. Tony!
- 768
- 00:35:59,075 --> 00:36:00,576
- (GROANING)
- 769
- 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:03,246
- (STRAINING)
- 770
- 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:10,920
- JARVIS: Sir, Ms Potts
- is clear of the structure.
- 771
- 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,050
- (STRAINING)
- 772
- 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,472
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- 773
- 00:36:22,056 --> 00:36:23,516
- (GRUNTING)
- 774
- 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:27,854
- (GROANS)
- 775
- 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:30,439
- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
- 776
- 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,693
- (GASPS)
- 777
- 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,370
- Jarvis, where's my flight power?
- 778
- 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:46,497
- Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
- 779
- 00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:53,421
- (ALARMS BEEPING)
- 780
- 00:36:58,342 --> 00:36:59,385
- (REPULSORS FIRING)
- 781
- 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:02,597
- That's one.
- 782
- 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,101
- Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
- 783
- 00:37:22,992 --> 00:37:24,201
- That's two.
- 784
- 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:28,998
- Oh.
- 785
- 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,752
- (GRUNTS)
- 786
- 00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:35,129
- (GROANS)
- 787
- 00:37:35,338 --> 00:37:36,505
- (STRAINING)
- 788
- 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,346
- (WHIRRING WEAKLY)
- 789
- 00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:13,542
- (GRUNTING)
- 790
- 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:20,383
- (PANTS)
- 791
- 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,934
- (GROANS)
- 792
- 00:38:37,024 --> 00:38:39,068
- (SCREAMING) Tony!
- 793
- 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,369
- (GASPS)
- 794
- 00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:00,464
- (GRUNTS)
- 795
- 00:39:12,935 --> 00:39:14,603
- Sir, take a deep breath.
- 796
- 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:24,613
- (PANTS)
- 797
- 00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:27,867
- -(SPUTTERING)
- -(REPULSORS FIRING)
- 798
- 00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:32,163
- Flight power restored.
- 799
- 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,637
- JARVIS; (DISTANT) Sir?
- 800
- 00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:50,431
- -(ALARM BLARING)
- - Sir!
- 801
- 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:53,559
- All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
- 802
- 00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:56,604
- That's the emergency alert triggered by
- the power dropping below 5%.
- 803
- 00:39:56,687 --> 00:39:57,688
- (SIGHS) on...
- 804
- 00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:59,982
- (ALARM INCREASES IN INTENSITY)
- 805
- 00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:01,317
- (GRUFFLY) om
- 806
- 00:40:03,861 --> 00:40:05,112
- (SCREAMING)
- 807
- 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:09,241
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- 808
- 00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:14,413
- (GRUNTING)
- 809
- 00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:24,173
- (GRUNTS)
- 810
- 00:40:25,341 --> 00:40:26,509
- (SIGHS)
- 811
- 00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:28,636
- (PANTING)
- 812
- 00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:37,645
- It's snowing, right?
- Where are we, upstate?
- 813
- 00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:41,440
- We are five miles outside of
- Rose Hill, Tennessee.
- 814
- 00:40:41,524 --> 00:40:42,942
- Why?
- 815
- 00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:45,694
- Jarvis. Not my idea.
- 816
- 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:48,489
- What are we doing here?
- This is thousands of miles away!
- 817
- 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:49,990
- I gotta get Pepper.
- I gotta...
- 818
- 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,827
- I prepared a flight plan.
- This was the location.
- 819
- 00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:53,953
- Who asked you?
- 820
- 00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:55,955
- - Open the suit.
- -(CRACKLING) I...
- 821
- 00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:57,248
- I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
- 822
- 00:40:57,331 --> 00:40:58,332
- Open it, J.
- 823
- 00:40:58,749 --> 00:40:59,875
- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
- 824
- 00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:01,794
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- 825
- 00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,629
- (GROANS)
- 826
- 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,381
- (SHUDDERING)
- 827
- 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:06,507
- That's brisk.
- 828
- 00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:09,218
- (BLOWING)
- 829
- 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:16,308
- Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a...
- 830
- 00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:19,311
- I actually think
- I need to sleep now, sir.
- 831
- 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:20,980
- -(ARMOUR POWERS DOWN)
- - Jarvis.
- 832
- 00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:24,567
- Jarvis?
- 833
- 00:41:27,069 --> 00:41:29,238
- Don't leave me, buddy.
- 834
- 00:41:50,259 --> 00:41:51,552
- FEMALE SYNTH VOICE:
- Stark secure server
- 835
- 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:54,597
- now transferring
- to all known receivers.
- 836
- 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,015
- TONY: Pepper, it's me.
- 837
- 00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:59,393
- I've got a lot of apologies to make
- and not a lot of time.
- 838
- 00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:02,354
- So... First off, I'm so sorry
- I put you in harm's way.
- 839
- 00:42:02,438 --> 00:42:06,192
- That was selfish and stupid,
- and it won't happen again.
- 840
- 00:42:06,275 --> 00:42:09,361
- Also, it's Christmastime
- and the rabbit's too big.
- 841
- 00:42:09,445 --> 00:42:11,447
- Done. Sorry.
- 842
- 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:14,533
- And I'm sorry in advance
- 843
- 00:42:14,617 --> 00:42:16,577
- because I can't come home yet.
- 844
- 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:19,788
- I need to find this guy.
- 845
- 00:42:19,872 --> 00:42:22,708
- You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
- 846
- 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:26,128
- I just stole a poncho
- from a wooden Indian.
- 847
- 00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:35,221
- (GRUNTS)
- 848
- 00:42:46,357 --> 00:42:47,900
- (PANTING)
- 849
- 00:42:50,361 --> 00:42:51,654
- Let's get you comfy.
- 850
- 00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:56,367
- You happy now?
- 851
- 00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:07,753
- Freeze!
- 852
- 00:43:09,713 --> 00:43:11,340
- Don't move.
- 853
- 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,342
- You got me.
- 854
- 00:43:14,927 --> 00:43:16,595
- Nice potato gun.
- 855
- 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:18,264
- Barrel's a little long.
- 856
- 00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:22,268
- Between that and the wide gauge
- it's gonna diminish your FPS.
- 857
- 00:43:22,393 --> 00:43:23,435
- (GUN FIRES)
- 858
- 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:27,690
- And now you're out of ammo.
- 859
- 00:43:28,691 --> 00:43:30,234
- What's that thing on your chest?
- 860
- 00:43:31,527 --> 00:43:33,445
- It's an electromagnet.
- 861
- 00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:35,114
- You should know,
- you got a box of them right here.
- 862
- 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:37,032
- What does it power?
- 863
- 00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:45,374
- -(GASPS IN AWE)
- -(GUN CLATTERS)
- 864
- 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,960
- Oh, my God.
- 865
- 00:43:49,128 --> 00:43:50,254
- That...
- 866
- 00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,675
- That's...
- Is that Iron Man?
- 867
- 00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:56,302
- Technically, I am.
- 868
- 00:43:56,927 --> 00:43:59,054
- Technically, you're dead.
- 869
- 00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:02,099
- TONY: Valid point.
- 870
- 00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:03,559
- What happened to him?
- 871
- 00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,060
- Life.
- 872
- 00:44:05,227 --> 00:44:07,730
- I built him. I take care of him.
- 873
- 00:44:09,732 --> 00:44:10,733
- I'll fix him.
- 874
- 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:11,859
- Like a mechanic?
- 875
- 00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:13,402
- Yeah.
- 876
- 00:44:13,944 --> 00:44:14,987
- Hmm.
- 877
- 00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:17,823
- If I was building
- Iron Man and War Machine...
- 878
- 00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:18,991
- It's "Iron Patriot" HOW-
- 879
- 00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:20,242
- That's way cooler.
- 880
- 00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:21,660
- No, it's not.
- 881
- 00:44:21,744 --> 00:44:25,789
- Anyways, I would have added in,
- um, the retro...
- 882
- 00:44:25,998 --> 00:44:28,459
- - Retro-reflective panels?
- - To make him stealth mode.
- 883
- 00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:30,461
- - You want a stealth mode?
- - Cool, right?
- 884
- 00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:31,837
- That's actually a good idea.
- Maybe I'll build one.
- 885
- 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,006
- - Not a good idea.
- - Oops.
- 886
- 00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:36,425
- What are you doing?
- You're gonna break his finger?
- 887
- 00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:38,052
- He's in pain.
- He's been injured. Leave him alone.
- 888
- 00:44:38,177 --> 00:44:39,178
- Sorry.
- 889
- 00:44:39,345 --> 00:44:40,763
- Are you?
- 890
- 00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:44,558
- Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
- 891
- 00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:46,352
- So, uh, who's home?
- 892
- 00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:50,814
- Well, my mom already left for the diner
- and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.
- 893
- 00:44:51,774 --> 00:44:54,943
- I guess he won,
- because that was six years ago.
- 894
- 00:44:55,486 --> 00:44:56,570
- Hmm.
- 895
- 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,906
- Which happens. Dads leave.
- No need to be a pussy about it.
- 896
- 00:44:58,989 --> 00:44:59,990
- Here's what I need.
- 897
- 00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:03,535
- A laptop, a digital watch,
- a cell phone,
- 898
- 00:45:03,619 --> 00:45:06,038
- the pneumatic actuator from
- your bazooka over there,
- 899
- 00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:09,500
- a map of town, a big spring
- and a tuna fish sandwich.
- 900
- 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,710
- What's in it for me?
- 901
- 00:45:11,794 --> 00:45:14,546
- - Salvation. What's his name?
- - Who?
- 902
- 00:45:14,797 --> 00:45:18,050
- The kid that bullies you at school.
- What's his name?
- 903
- 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,635
- How'd you know that?
- 904
- 00:45:20,302 --> 00:45:21,970
- I got just the thing.
- 905
- 00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:27,267
- This is a pinata for a cricket.
- 906
- 00:45:27,351 --> 00:45:28,644
- I'm kidding.
- This is a very powerful weapon.
- 907
- 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:32,398
- Point it away from your face,
- press the button on top,
- 908
- 00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:33,565
- it discourages bullying.
- 909
- 00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:37,986
- Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass.
- Deal?
- 910
- 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,488
- Deal? What do you say?
- 911
- 00:45:39,655 --> 00:45:41,407
- - Deal.
- - Deal?
- 912
- 00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:43,867
- What's your name?
- 913
- 00:45:44,326 --> 00:45:46,495
- Harley. And you're...
- 914
- 00:45:46,662 --> 00:45:47,955
- The mechanic.
- 915
- 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:50,249
- Tony.
- 916
- 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:54,211
- You know what keeps
- going through my head?
- 917
- 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:55,879
- "Where's my sandwich?"
- 918
- 00:45:56,213 --> 00:45:58,340
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER
- ON RADIO)
- 919
- 00:45:59,007 --> 00:46:02,010
- (OVERLAPPING NEWS REPORTS)
- 920
- 00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:06,181
- Where is Tony Stark?
- 921
- 00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:26,034
- (FAINT BEEPING)
- 922
- 00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:29,746
- (BEEPING)
- 923
- 00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:33,375
- (POWERING UP)
- 924
- 00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,086
- FEMALE SYNTH VOICE:
- Stark secure server.
- 925
- 00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:38,255
- Retinal scan verified.
- 926
- 00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:39,465
- - TONY: Pepper, it's me.
- -(GASPS)
- 927
- 00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:42,468
- I've got a lot of apologies to make
- and not a lot of time.
- 928
- 00:46:42,551 --> 00:46:45,596
- So... First off, I'm so sorry
- I put you in harm's way.
- 929
- 00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:48,056
- That was selfish and stupid
- and it won't happen again.
- 930
- 00:46:50,476 --> 00:46:51,810
- PEPPER: Why were you
- at the house tonight?
- 931
- 00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:55,397
- What was so important
- that you had to speak to Tony?
- 932
- 00:46:59,234 --> 00:47:02,196
- I think that my boss
- is working for the Mandarin.
- 933
- 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:04,948
- So, if you still want to talk about it
- 934
- 00:47:05,032 --> 00:47:08,118
- I suggest that we get
- ourselves someplace safe.
- 935
- 00:47:09,411 --> 00:47:12,289
- Your boss works for the Mandarin,
- you think?
- 936
- 00:47:12,498 --> 00:47:14,583
- But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
- 937
- 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,419
- That figures. What I actually am
- is a biological DNA coder
- 938
- 00:47:17,503 --> 00:47:19,838
- running a team of 40
- out of a privately funded think tank.
- 939
- 00:47:19,922 --> 00:47:21,632
- But sure, you can call me a botanist.
- 940
- 00:47:23,926 --> 00:47:26,053
- This boss of yours,
- does he have a name?
- 941
- 00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:28,889
- Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
- 942
- 00:47:32,142 --> 00:47:34,478
- SAVIN: Well, we took the house down,
- sir. But there's no sign of a body.
- 943
- 00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:35,604
- - Mmm-hmm. I see.
- - No Stark.
- 944
- 00:47:36,063 --> 00:47:38,315
- I have to go.
- 945
- 00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:40,651
- The master is about to record
- and he's a little...
- 946
- 00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:43,320
- Well, you know how he gets.
- 947
- 00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:46,907
- Keep your appointment tonight
- and call me when it's done.
- 948
- 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:49,952
- (CREW CONVERSING
- INDISTINCTLY)
- 949
- 00:47:52,287 --> 00:47:54,540
- All right, everybody.
- No talking and no eye contact.
- 950
- 00:47:54,623 --> 00:47:56,917
- Unless you want to get shot in the face.
- 951
- 00:48:08,637 --> 00:48:09,638
- GUARD: Report in.
- 952
- 00:48:11,682 --> 00:48:12,683
- Path is clear.
- 953
- 00:48:17,729 --> 00:48:19,147
- The master is travelling.
- 954
- 00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:37,040
- Well, then, what are we waiting for?
- 955
- 00:48:39,293 --> 00:48:41,336
- TONY: The sandwich was fair,
- the spring was a little rusty,
- 956
- 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:43,839
- the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
- 957
- 00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:45,632
- By the way,
- when you said your sister had a watch...
- 958
- 00:48:45,716 --> 00:48:46,800
- - HARLEY: Yeah?
- -...l was kind of hoping
- 959
- 00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:49,219
- for something a little more
- adult than that.
- 960
- 00:48:49,303 --> 00:48:52,931
- HARLEY: (LAUGHS) She's six.
- Anyway, it's a limited edition.
- 961
- 00:48:53,015 --> 00:48:54,433
- When can we talk about New York?
- 962
- 00:48:54,516 --> 00:48:56,393
- TONY: Maybe never.
- Relax about it.
- 963
- 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:58,020
- HARLEY: What about the Avengers?
- Can we talk about them?
- 964
- 00:48:58,103 --> 00:49:00,230
- TONY: I dunno. Later.
- Hey, kid, give me a little space.
- 965
- 00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:07,863
- What's the official story here?
- What happened?
- 966
- 00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:12,492
- HARLEY: I guess this guy named
- Chad Davis used to live roundabouts.
- 967
- 00:49:13,410 --> 00:49:15,996
- He won a bunch of medals in the army.
- 968
- 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:20,334
- And one day, folks said he went crazy
- and made, you know, a bomb.
- 969
- 00:49:20,959 --> 00:49:23,086
- Then he blew himself up, right here.
- 970
- 00:49:29,343 --> 00:49:31,178
- - Six people died, right?
- - Yeah.
- 971
- 00:49:31,261 --> 00:49:33,013
- - Including Chad Davis.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 972
- 00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:42,564
- Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
- 973
- 00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:44,900
- Think about it.
- 974
- 00:49:45,442 --> 00:49:47,569
- Six dead. Only five shadows.
- 975
- 00:49:47,861 --> 00:49:49,154
- Yeah.
- 976
- 00:49:49,237 --> 00:49:52,074
- People said these shadows are
- like the marks of souls going to heaven.
- 977
- 00:49:53,784 --> 00:49:55,535
- Except the bomb guy.
- 978
- 00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:59,498
- He went to hell,
- on account of he didn't get a shadow.
- 979
- 00:49:59,581 --> 00:50:00,999
- That's why there's only five.
- 980
- 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:04,044
- - Do you buy that?
- -It's what everyone says.
- 981
- 00:50:07,589 --> 00:50:09,800
- You know what
- this crater reminds me of?
- 982
- 00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:12,344
- No idea. I'm not...
- I don't care.
- 983
- 00:50:12,969 --> 00:50:18,058
- That giant Wormhole in,
- um, in New York.
- 984
- 00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:20,560
- Does it remind you?
- 985
- 00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:22,688
- That's manipulative.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- 986
- 00:50:22,771 --> 00:50:24,731
- Are they coming back? The aliens?
- 987
- 00:50:24,981 --> 00:50:26,108
- Maybe. Can you stop?
- 988
- 00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,986
- Remember what I told you,
- that I have an anxiety issue?
- 989
- 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:31,863
- Does this subject make you edgy?
- 990
- 00:50:31,947 --> 00:50:34,199
- Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch
- my breath for a second?
- 991
- 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,118
- Are there bad guys in Rose Hill?
- 992
- 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,620
- Do you need a plastic bag
- to breathe into?
- 993
- 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:40,497
- - Do you have medication?
- - No.
- 994
- 00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:41,998
- - Do you need to be on it?
- - Probably.
- 995
- 00:50:42,165 --> 00:50:43,542
- - Do you have PTSD?
- - I don't think so.
- 996
- 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:45,127
- Are you going completely mental?
- 997
- 00:50:45,836 --> 00:50:47,462
- I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
- 998
- 00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:49,464
- Remember when I said
- to stop doing that?
- 999
- 00:50:49,548 --> 00:50:52,092
- I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
- 1000
- 00:50:54,428 --> 00:50:56,513
- (GRUNTS) Ah, man, you did it,
- didn't you? You happy now?
- 1001
- 00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:57,639
- What did I say?
- 1002
- 00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:59,391
- - Hey! Wait up!
- -(TONY MUMBLING)
- 1003
- 00:51:00,267 --> 00:51:02,060
- Wait, wait.
- 1004
- 00:51:02,144 --> 00:51:03,145
- (PANTING)
- 1005
- 00:51:03,729 --> 00:51:04,980
- (SIGHS)
- 1006
- 00:51:07,149 --> 00:51:08,984
- - What the hell was that?
- -(SIGHS)
- 1007
- 00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:15,157
- Your fault.
- You spazzed me out.
- 1008
- 00:51:16,825 --> 00:51:19,202
- Okay, back to business.
- Where were we? (SNIFFS)
- 1009
- 00:51:19,286 --> 00:51:20,495
- The guy who died.
- 1010
- 00:51:20,787 --> 00:51:23,707
- Relatives? Mom?
- Mrs Davis, where is she?
- 1011
- 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:24,833
- Where she always is.
- 1012
- 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,544
- See? Now, you're being helpful.
- 1013
- 00:51:27,711 --> 00:51:29,963
- (CHRISTMAS COUNTRY
- MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1014
- 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:32,674
- Uh...
- 1015
- 00:51:32,758 --> 00:51:34,009
- Sorry.
- 1016
- 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,594
- Lady?
- 1017
- 00:51:36,553 --> 00:51:38,513
- Is this, uh...
- 1018
- 00:51:39,556 --> 00:51:40,557
- Thank you.
- 1019
- 00:51:43,101 --> 00:51:45,687
- Nice haircut. it suits you.
- 1020
- 00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:47,230
- Nice watch.
- 1021
- 00:51:47,481 --> 00:51:48,940
- Yeah. A limited edition.
- 1022
- 00:51:49,483 --> 00:51:51,526
- Oh, I don't doubt it.
- 1023
- 00:51:52,569 --> 00:51:53,820
- Well, have a good evening.
- 1024
- 00:51:59,326 --> 00:52:02,704
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 1025
- 00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:07,542
- MAN: Excuse me.
- 1026
- 00:52:17,219 --> 00:52:18,887
- TONY: Mrs Davis?
- 1027
- 00:52:19,638 --> 00:52:20,639
- Mind if I join you?
- 1028
- 00:52:21,515 --> 00:52:22,516
- Free country.
- 1029
- 00:52:23,016 --> 00:52:24,476
- Sure is.
- 1030
- 00:52:29,064 --> 00:52:30,607
- All right.
- 1031
- 00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:33,568
- Where would you like to start?
- 1032
- 00:52:33,902 --> 00:52:37,113
- I just want to say,
- I'm sorry about your loss.
- 1033
- 00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,657
- I want to know
- what you think happened.
- 1034
- 00:52:40,826 --> 00:52:45,747
- Look, I brought your damn file.
- You take it, go.
- 1035
- 00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:50,502
- Whatever was in here,
- he wanted no part of it.
- 1036
- 00:52:51,628 --> 00:52:54,464
- Clearly, you're waiting
- for someone else. Huh?
- 1037
- 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:55,757
- Supposed to meet someone here?
- 1038
- 00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:56,883
- Yeah.
- 1039
- 00:53:10,772 --> 00:53:13,149
- Mrs Davis,
- your son didn't kill himself.
- 1040
- 00:53:13,233 --> 00:53:15,110
- I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
- 1041
- 00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:17,946
- Someone used him.
- 1042
- 00:53:19,281 --> 00:53:20,282
- What?
- 1043
- 00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:22,868
- As a weapon.
- 1044
- 00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:30,375
- You're not the person
- that called me after all, are you?
- 1045
- 00:53:31,084 --> 00:53:32,294
- -(GASPS)
- - BRANDT: Actually, I am.
- 1046
- 00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:36,882
- -(GRUNTS)
- - SHERIFF: Hey, hey, hey!
- 1047
- 00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:39,634
- What's all this about?
- What the hell is going on here?
- 1048
- 00:53:40,093 --> 00:53:41,720
- -It's called an arrest.
- -(GRUNTS)
- 1049
- 00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:43,847
- -(G ROANS)
- - Sheriff, is it?
- 1050
- 00:53:43,972 --> 00:53:45,807
- Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
- 1051
- 00:53:45,891 --> 00:53:47,934
- Homeland Security. We good here?
- 1052
- 00:53:48,018 --> 00:53:49,853
- No, we're not "good."
- (CHUCKLES HUMOURLESSLY)
- 1053
- 00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:51,438
- I need a little more information
- than that.
- 1054
- 00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:53,899
- BRANDT: Well, I think it's a little above
- your pay grade, Sheriff.
- 1055
- 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,317
- SHERIFF: Yeah?
- Well, why don't you
- 1056
- 00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:57,444
- get on the horn
- to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me?
- 1057
- 00:53:57,736 --> 00:54:01,323
- All right. You know what?
- I was hoping to do this the smart way,
- 1058
- 00:54:01,907 --> 00:54:03,158
- but, uh, the fun way is always good.
- 1059
- 00:54:04,576 --> 00:54:06,036
- Deputy, get this woman out of...
- 1060
- 00:54:06,119 --> 00:54:07,454
- -(SHERIFF GROANS)
- -(WOMAN SCREAMS)
- 1061
- 00:54:07,537 --> 00:54:08,997
- -(SIZZLING)
- -(SHERIFF SCREAMS)
- 1062
- 00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:12,167
- (GUN FIRING)
- 1063
- 00:54:14,002 --> 00:54:15,503
- (PATRONS CLAMOURING)
- 1064
- 00:54:19,591 --> 00:54:22,093
- Hey, hot wings, you want to party?
- Come on, you and me, let's go.
- 1065
- 00:54:35,899 --> 00:54:37,859
- - Crazy, huh?
- - Yep.
- 1066
- 00:54:39,361 --> 00:54:40,403
- Watch this.
- 1067
- 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,491
- (GROANING)
- 1068
- 00:54:47,202 --> 00:54:48,411
- (GRUNTS)
- 1069
- 00:55:04,761 --> 00:55:06,137
- (GRUNTS)
- 1070
- 00:55:08,723 --> 00:55:09,891
- (GRUNTS)
- 1071
- 00:55:21,653 --> 00:55:23,071
- (GRUNTING)
- 1072
- 00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:24,239
- -(CHUCKLES)
- -(SIZZLING)
- 1073
- 00:55:24,322 --> 00:55:25,365
- (GASPS)
- 1074
- 00:55:26,616 --> 00:55:27,617
- (GROANS)
- 1075
- 00:55:40,547 --> 00:55:41,548
- (INHALING SHARPLY)
- 1076
- 00:55:43,258 --> 00:55:44,342
- (BEEPING)
- 1077
- 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:49,347
- You walked right into this one.
- I've dated hotter chicks than you.
- 1078
- 00:55:49,431 --> 00:55:50,932
- (GASPING)
- 1079
- 00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:52,767
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- That's all you got?
- 1080
- 00:55:52,934 --> 00:55:54,185
- (GAS HISSING)
- 1081
- 00:55:54,269 --> 00:55:55,687
- A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
- 1082
- 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:59,149
- Sweetheart, that could be
- the name of my autobiography.
- 1083
- 00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:01,818
- (SPARKING)
- 1084
- 00:56:04,070 --> 00:56:05,280
- (MICROWAVE DINGS)
- 1085
- 00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:17,959
- (PEOPLE CLAMOURING)
- 1086
- 00:56:24,132 --> 00:56:25,717
- (METAL CREAKING)
- 1087
- 00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:32,098
- (LAUGHS)
- 1088
- 00:56:33,308 --> 00:56:34,809
- (GASPS)
- 1089
- 00:56:34,934 --> 00:56:36,311
- (GRUNTS)
- 1090
- 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,871
- (GRUNTING)
- 1091
- 00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,709
- (STRAINING)
- 1092
- 00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:01,961
- HARLEY: Let me go!
- SAVIN: (MOCKINGLY) Help me!
- 1093
- 00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:03,338
- (HARLEY STRUGGLING)
- 1094
- 00:57:06,216 --> 00:57:07,342
- Anyway-
- 1095
- 00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:10,595
- Hey, kid,
- what would you like for Christmas?
- 1096
- 00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:12,639
- Mr Stark, I am so sorry.
- 1097
- 00:57:12,722 --> 00:57:13,932
- No,no,no.
- I think he was trying to say,
- 1098
- 00:57:14,015 --> 00:57:15,934
- "I want my goddamn file."
- 1099
- 00:57:16,351 --> 00:57:17,393
- It's not your fault, kid.
- 1100
- 00:57:20,355 --> 00:57:21,898
- Remember what I told you
- about bullies?
- 1101
- 00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,363
- -(GRUNTS)
- -(GROANS)
- 1102
- 00:57:28,446 --> 00:57:29,572
- TONY: You like that, Westworld?
- 1103
- 00:57:30,073 --> 00:57:31,407
- That's the thing about smart guys,
- 1104
- 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,993
- -we always cover our ass.
- -(POWERING UP)
- 1105
- 00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:36,704
- (GRUNTS)
- 1106
- 00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:38,581
- (GASPS)
- 1107
- 00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:43,670
- -(GRUNTS)
- -(SIZZLING)
- 1108
- 00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,174
- Ah!
- 1109
- 00:57:57,225 --> 00:57:58,226
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 1110
- 00:57:58,309 --> 00:58:00,103
- HARLEY: You're welcome.
- 1111
- 00:58:00,228 --> 00:58:01,354
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
- 1112
- 00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:02,772
- For what? Did I miss something?
- 1113
- 00:58:02,856 --> 00:58:04,816
- Me, saving your life.
- 1114
- 00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:08,027
- Yeah. A, I saved you first.
- B, thanks. Sort of.
- 1115
- 00:58:08,111 --> 00:58:10,864
- And C, if you do someone a solid,
- don't be a yutz.
- 1116
- 00:58:10,947 --> 00:58:14,242
- All right? Just play it cool.
- Otherwise you come off grandiose.
- 1117
- 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,119
- Unlike you?
- 1118
- 00:58:17,704 --> 00:58:19,581
- Admit it, you need me.
- 1119
- 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:21,207
- We're connected.
- 1120
- 00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:23,334
- What I need is for you to go home,
- be with your mom,
- 1121
- 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,837
- keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
- 1122
- 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,172
- and stay connected to the telephone
- 1123
- 00:58:27,255 --> 00:58:28,965
- because if I call,
- you better pick up. Okay?
- 1124
- 00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:32,177
- Can you feel that? We're done here.
- 1125
- 00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:33,511
- Move out of the way,
- or I'm gonna run you over.
- 1126
- 00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:35,305
- Bye, kid.
- 1127
- 00:58:41,895 --> 00:58:43,396
- I'm sorry, kid.
- 1128
- 00:58:44,105 --> 00:58:45,106
- You did good.
- 1129
- 00:58:45,607 --> 00:58:48,067
- So, now you're just gonna
- leave me here, like my dad?
- 1130
- 00:58:50,195 --> 00:58:51,196
- Yeah.
- 1131
- 00:58:52,739 --> 00:58:54,032
- Wait, you're guilt-tripping me,
- aren't you?
- 1132
- 00:58:54,282 --> 00:58:55,742
- (CHILDISHLY) I'm cold.
- 1133
- 00:58:56,034 --> 00:58:58,286
- (MOCKINGLY) I can tell.
- You know how I can tell?
- 1134
- 00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:01,289
- Because we're connected.
- 1135
- 00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:07,212
- It was worth a shot.
- 1136
- 00:59:13,051 --> 00:59:14,677
- (COUGHS)
- 1137
- 00:59:17,096 --> 00:59:18,473
- (GROANING)
- 1138
- 00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:21,976
- SALESWOMAN: You get this.
- It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
- 1139
- 00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:23,436
- It goes with any decor...
- 1140
- 00:59:25,313 --> 00:59:27,649
- - What happened to picture?
- - WOMAN 1: Go to override.
- 1141
- 00:59:28,024 --> 00:59:29,067
- (TECHNICIANS CONVERSING)
- 1142
- 00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:31,736
- - How is this happening again?
- - MAN 1: Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
- 1143
- 00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:32,820
- WOMAN 2: I'm trying.
- There's nothing I can...
- 1144
- 00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:33,905
- MAN '2'. Well, where is
- the feed coming from?
- 1145
- 00:59:34,155 --> 00:59:36,074
- MAN 3: I don't know,
- it's in all of our receivers and I...
- 1146
- 00:59:36,157 --> 00:59:38,284
- The entire East Coast,
- the satellites are down.
- 1147
- 00:59:38,368 --> 00:59:39,702
- WOMAN 2: It's not just our station.
- 1148
- 00:59:39,786 --> 00:59:40,870
- What about a backup manual?
- 1149
- 00:59:41,037 --> 00:59:42,997
- AIDE: We have an unauthorised
- broadcast cutting through...
- 1150
- 00:59:43,206 --> 00:59:47,043
- Mr Vice President,
- I think you should see this.
- 1151
- 00:59:48,878 --> 00:59:50,505
- RODRIGUEZ:
- Oh, God, not again.
- 1152
- 00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:52,340
- Is the President getting this?
- 1153
- 00:59:55,802 --> 00:59:58,096
- (CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1154
- 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:05,186
- Mr President.
- 1155
- 01:00:05,603 --> 01:00:07,438
- Only two lessons remain.
- 1156
- 01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:11,567
- And I intend to finish this
- before Christmas morning.
- 1157
- 01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:14,404
- Meet Thomas Richards.
- 1158
- 01:00:14,487 --> 01:00:17,657
- Good strong name.
- Good strong job.
- 1159
- 01:00:18,241 --> 01:00:22,245
- Thomas, here, is an accountant
- for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
- 1160
- 01:00:22,370 --> 01:00:23,538
- (SOBBING)
- 1161
- 01:00:26,124 --> 01:00:28,543
- But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
- 1162
- 01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:29,877
- (SOBBING CONTINUES)
- 1163
- 01:00:30,878 --> 01:00:32,046
- I'm going to shoot him in the head,
- 1164
- 01:00:32,714 --> 01:00:35,633
- live on your television in 30 seconds.
- 1165
- 01:00:35,717 --> 01:00:36,843
- THOMAS: No!
- 1166
- 01:00:36,926 --> 01:00:40,305
- The number for this telephone
- is in your cell phone.
- 1167
- 01:00:40,388 --> 01:00:43,516
- Exciting, isn't it,
- imagining how it got there?
- 1168
- 01:00:43,725 --> 01:00:45,351
- America,
- 1169
- 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:48,563
- if your president calls me
- in the next half-minute,
- 1170
- 01:00:48,938 --> 01:00:50,356
- Tom lives.
- 1171
- 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,441
- Go!
- 1172
- 01:00:51,566 --> 01:00:52,984
- (CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1173
- 01:00:53,735 --> 01:00:55,028
- How did he hack my phone?
- 1174
- 01:00:55,111 --> 01:00:57,071
- We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
- 1175
- 01:00:57,155 --> 01:00:58,406
- I have to make this call.
- 1176
- 01:00:58,573 --> 01:00:59,866
- I'd strongly advise against that.
- 1177
- 01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:02,577
- This is the right thing to do.
- 1178
- 01:01:04,871 --> 01:01:07,874
- (PHONE RINGING)
- 1179
- 01:01:12,211 --> 01:01:14,088
- (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
- 1180
- 01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:18,843
- -(GUN FIRES)
- -(ALL GASP)
- 1181
- 01:01:29,103 --> 01:01:31,564
- THE MANDARIN: There's just
- one lesson left, President Ellis.
- 1182
- 01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:33,524
- So run away, hide,
- kiss your children goodbye.
- 1183
- 01:01:33,608 --> 01:01:34,609
- Because nothing,
- 1184
- 01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,153
- not your army, not your red, white
- and blue attack dog,
- 1185
- 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,197
- can save YOU.
- 1186
- 01:01:41,574 --> 01:01:43,659
- I'll see you soon.
- 1187
- 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:49,123
- Tell Rhodes,
- find this lunatic right now.
- 1188
- 01:01:49,207 --> 01:01:50,917
- MILITARY AIDE:
- Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
- 1189
- 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,835
- We have a possible point of origin
- in Pakistan
- 1190
- 01:01:52,919 --> 01:01:54,045
- and the Patriot is ready to strike.
- 1191
- 01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:56,297
- - Right now.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1192
- 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,433
- (SIGHS)
- 1193
- 01:02:09,227 --> 01:02:12,146
- Man. Happy, Happy, Happy-
- 1194
- 01:02:22,824 --> 01:02:23,825
- (ALL GASPING)
- 1195
- 01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:28,204
- RHODEY: Don't move!
- 1196
- 01:02:29,956 --> 01:02:31,666
- (PHONE RINGS)
- 1197
- 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,251
- Uh...
- 1198
- 01:02:34,502 --> 01:02:35,503
- Hang on a second.
- 1199
- 01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:37,380
- Hello?
- 1200
- 01:02:37,547 --> 01:02:39,215
- You ever have a chick straddling you
- and you look up
- 1201
- 01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:43,136
- and suddenly she's glowing from
- the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
- 1202
- 01:02:43,428 --> 01:02:44,720
- Yeah, I've had that.
- Who is this?
- 1203
- 01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:45,763
- TONY: It's me, pal.
- 1204
- 01:02:45,847 --> 01:02:47,932
- Now, last time I went missing,
- if I remember correctly,
- 1205
- 01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:50,017
- you came looking for me.
- What are you doing?
- 1206
- 01:02:50,143 --> 01:02:51,477
- A little knock-and-talk,
- making friends in Pakistan.
- 1207
- 01:02:51,561 --> 01:02:52,562
- What are you doing?
- 1208
- 01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:55,773
- Your redesign, your big rebrand,
- that was AIM, right?
- 1209
- 01:02:55,857 --> 01:02:56,858
- Yeah.
- 1210
- 01:02:58,568 --> 01:03:00,820
- I'm gonna find a heavy-duty
- comm sat right now, I need your login.
- 1211
- 01:03:01,112 --> 01:03:03,156
- It's the same as
- it's always been, "WarMachine68."
- 1212
- 01:03:03,322 --> 01:03:04,282
- And password, please.
- 1213
- 01:03:04,365 --> 01:03:06,409
- Well, look, I gotta change it
- every time you hack in, Tony.
- 1214
- 01:03:06,576 --> 01:03:08,828
- It's not the '80s,
- nobody says "hack" any more.
- 1215
- 01:03:08,911 --> 01:03:09,912
- Give me your login.
- 1216
- 01:03:11,539 --> 01:03:13,958
- "WAR MACHINE ROX"
- with an "X," all caps.
- 1217
- 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,127
- -(CHUCKLES)
- -(TURRET WHIRRING)
- 1218
- 01:03:16,252 --> 01:03:17,420
- (LAUGHING)
- 1219
- 01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:18,671
- Yeah, okay.
- 1220
- 01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:22,008
- That is so much better
- than "lron Patriot."
- 1221
- 01:03:22,091 --> 01:03:24,260
- (TYRES SCREECHING)
- 1222
- 01:03:30,391 --> 01:03:31,726
- EMCEE:
- Very nice. Very nice.
- 1223
- 01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:34,479
- I have one question for you.
- 1224
- 01:03:34,604 --> 01:03:37,106
- What would you like
- for Christmas this year?
- 1225
- 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,234
- Well, David...
- 1226
- 01:03:40,401 --> 01:03:42,403
- (CREWS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1227
- 01:03:42,487 --> 01:03:47,116
- Do not erase a programme from my DVR
- unless you are 100% sure...
- 1228
- 01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:53,372
- EMCEE: One more time!
- Ms Elk Ridge, everybody!
- 1229
- 01:03:53,456 --> 01:03:54,457
- All right. (LAUGHS)
- 1230
- 01:03:54,582 --> 01:03:55,625
- (SOUND CUTS FROM BROADCAST)
- 1231
- 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:59,212
- CAMERAMAN: Because you
- erase my shows!
- 1232
- 01:04:04,091 --> 01:04:05,092
- TONY:
- That ain't gonna cut it.
- 1233
- 01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:07,220
- CAMERAMAN:
- We talked about this.
- 1234
- 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:10,806
- Excuse me, sir.
- I don't know who...
- 1235
- 01:04:10,932 --> 01:04:12,600
- Shh.
- 1236
- 01:04:13,726 --> 01:04:15,937
- Mom, I need to call you back.
- Something magical is happening.
- 1237
- 01:04:17,146 --> 01:04:19,065
- - Tony Stark is in my van.
- - Shh. Keep it down.
- 1238
- 01:04:19,148 --> 01:04:20,691
- - Tony Stark is in my van!
- - No, he's not.
- 1239
- 01:04:20,816 --> 01:04:21,817
- I knew you were still alive!
- 1240
- 01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:23,569
- (WHISPERING)
- Come on in. Close the door.
- 1241
- 01:04:25,488 --> 01:04:26,739
- (CAMERAMAN
- EXCLAIMS BREATH LESSLY)
- 1242
- 01:04:28,533 --> 01:04:29,742
- Oh, wow.
- Can I just say, sir...
- 1243
- 01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:30,952
- Yep.
- 1244
- 01:04:31,744 --> 01:04:32,912
- I am your biggest fan.
- 1245
- 01:04:33,079 --> 01:04:34,956
- Okay. First, is this your van?
- Is anyone else gonna come in?
- 1246
- 01:04:35,248 --> 01:04:36,290
- No, no, no. Just us.
- 1247
- 01:04:36,374 --> 01:04:37,458
- Great. What's your name?
- 1248
- 01:04:37,542 --> 01:04:39,126
- -680'-
- -680'-
- 1249
- 01:04:40,670 --> 01:04:42,255
- - Oh, wow.
- - Right there is fine.
- 1250
- 01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:43,548
- - Okay.
- -(CHUCKLES) Okay?
- 1251
- 01:04:43,631 --> 01:04:44,757
- I get a lot of this, it's okay.
- 1252
- 01:04:45,174 --> 01:04:47,176
- - Oh, good. Can I just say?
- - What do you want? Yeah.
- 1253
- 01:04:47,969 --> 01:04:50,680
- I don't know if you can tell,
- 1254
- 01:04:50,763 --> 01:04:52,890
- but I have, like, patterned
- my whole look after you.
- 1255
- 01:04:52,974 --> 01:04:54,350
- - My hair's a little...
- -it's fine.
- 1256
- 01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:55,977
- It's not right,
- 'cause there's no product in it.
- 1257
- 01:04:56,143 --> 01:04:57,853
- Right.
- 1258
- 01:04:58,104 --> 01:05:01,983
- I don't want to make things awkward
- for you, but I do have to show you...
- 1259
- 01:05:02,233 --> 01:05:03,442
- Boom!
- 1260
- 01:05:03,985 --> 01:05:06,654
- - A Hispanic Scott Baio.
- -(GARY CHUCKLES)
- 1261
- 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:09,448
- - I'm sorry. Is that me?
- - Yeah. It's... I mean...
- 1262
- 01:05:09,532 --> 01:05:14,287
- I had them do it off a doll that I made,
- so it's not like it's off a picture.
- 1263
- 01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:17,832
- - So it's a little bit...
- - Gary. Listen to me, okay?
- 1264
- 01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:21,836
- I don't want to clip your wings, here.
- We're both a little over-excited.
- 1265
- 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:23,838
- I got an issue.
- I'm chasing bad guys.
- 1266
- 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,632
- I'm trying to grab a little something
- from some hard-crypt data files.
- 1267
- 01:05:26,716 --> 01:05:27,842
- I don't have enough juice.
- 1268
- 01:05:28,134 --> 01:05:30,261
- I need you to jump on the roof...
- Right?
- 1269
- 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:32,555
- Recalibrate the lSDNs.
- 1270
- 01:05:32,638 --> 01:05:34,682
- Pump it up by about 40%.
- 1271
- 01:05:35,141 --> 01:05:36,267
- - Got it.
- - All right? It's a mission.
- 1272
- 01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:37,351
- Yeah.
- 1273
- 01:05:37,435 --> 01:05:39,437
- Tony needs Gary.
- 1274
- 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,688
- And Gary needs Tony.
- 1275
- 01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:42,106
- - Be quiet about it. Go.
- - Yeah.
- 1276
- 01:05:46,193 --> 01:05:47,278
- (KNOCKING)
- 1277
- 01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:51,032
- (TYPING)
- 1278
- 01:06:05,463 --> 01:06:09,175
- KILLIAN: What would you regard
- as the defining moment of your life?
- 1279
- 01:06:09,383 --> 01:06:12,136
- Well, uh, I think that would be the day
- I decided not to let my injury beat me.
- 1280
- 01:06:12,219 --> 01:06:13,220
- (TYPING)
- 1281
- 01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:16,474
- KILLIAN: Will you please state
- your name for the camera?
- 1282
- 01:06:16,557 --> 01:06:17,808
- Ellen Brandt.
- 1283
- 01:06:18,225 --> 01:06:22,229
- Okay. So, the injections
- are administered periodically.
- 1284
- 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,731
- Addiction will not be tolerated.
- 1285
- 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:26,776
- And those who cannot regulate
- will be out from the programme.
- 1286
- 01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:28,027
- (TYPING)
- 1287
- 01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:30,988
- Once misfits, cripples...
- 1288
- 01:06:31,656 --> 01:06:34,742
- You are the next iteration
- of human evolution.
- 1289
- 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:40,915
- Everybody, before we start...
- 1290
- 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,210
- I promise you, looking back at your life,
- there will be nothing as bitter
- 1291
- 01:06:44,293 --> 01:06:48,422
- as the memory of that glorious risk
- you prudently elected to forego.
- 1292
- 01:06:48,506 --> 01:06:50,174
- Today is your glory-
- 1293
- 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:51,342
- Let's begin.
- 1294
- 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:55,096
- (GROANING)
- 1295
- 01:06:57,056 --> 01:06:58,974
- (BRANDT SCREAMS)
- 1296
- 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:00,518
- (SCREAMING)
- 1297
- 01:07:02,645 --> 01:07:03,938
- We gotta get out of here!
- We gotta get out of here!
- 1298
- 01:07:04,105 --> 01:07:05,189
- Get her out!
- Get them out of here!
- 1299
- 01:07:06,315 --> 01:07:07,775
- (GROWLING)
- 1300
- 01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:10,027
- (ROARING)
- 1301
- 01:07:12,446 --> 01:07:15,282
- A bomb is not a bomb
- when it's a misfire.
- 1302
- 01:07:17,243 --> 01:07:19,995
- The stuff doesn't always work.
- Right, pal?
- 1303
- 01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,289
- It's faulty,
- but you found a buyer, didn't you?
- 1304
- 01:07:22,373 --> 01:07:24,709
- Sold it to the Mandarin.
- 1305
- 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:27,545
- Got you, pal.
- 1306
- 01:07:29,797 --> 01:07:31,632
- MAYA: What happened?
- 1307
- 01:07:32,341 --> 01:07:34,301
- MAYA: Fun fact.
- 1308
- 01:07:34,385 --> 01:07:37,513
- Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
- 1309
- 01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:42,017
- the idealistic Wernher von Braun
- 1310
- 01:07:42,309 --> 01:07:44,311
- dreamed of space travel.
- 1311
- 01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:47,440
- He stargazed.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- 1312
- 01:07:47,815 --> 01:07:51,277
- Do you know what he said when
- the first V-2 hit London?
- 1313
- 01:07:52,278 --> 01:07:55,740
- "The rocket performed perfectly.
- 1314
- 01:07:57,658 --> 01:08:00,327
- "It just landed on the wrong planet."
- 1315
- 01:08:01,203 --> 01:08:06,000
- See, we all begin wide-eyed.
- Pure science.
- 1316
- 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:11,630
- And then the ego steps in,
- the obsession.
- 1317
- 01:08:12,715 --> 01:08:14,967
- And you look up,
- 1318
- 01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:19,305
- you're a long way from shore.
- 1319
- 01:08:19,472 --> 01:08:22,391
- You can't be too hard on yourself,
- Maya.
- 1320
- 01:08:23,017 --> 01:08:25,561
- I mean, you gave your research
- to a think tank.
- 1321
- 01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:29,190
- Yeah, but Killian built that think tank
- on military contracts.
- 1322
- 01:08:29,482 --> 01:08:31,817
- That's exactly what we used to do.
- 1323
- 01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:34,111
- So, don't judge yourself.
- 1324
- 01:08:35,571 --> 01:08:37,615
- Thank you, Pepper.
- 1325
- 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,618
- I really appreciate that.
- 1326
- 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,662
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- 1327
- 01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:48,209
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 1328
- 01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:50,586
- - Hi, good evening. Come on in.
- - WAITER: Good evening.
- 1329
- 01:08:50,711 --> 01:08:52,254
- -(GASPS)
- "(GRUNTS)
- 1330
- 01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:53,756
- Maya, run!
- 1331
- 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,091
- (WHIMPERS)
- 1332
- 01:08:56,258 --> 01:08:57,593
- Hi, Pepper.
- 1333
- 01:08:59,261 --> 01:09:01,388
- So, you want to tell me why you
- were at Stark's mansion last night?
- 1334
- 01:09:01,806 --> 01:09:02,807
- I'm trying to fix this thing.
- 1335
- 01:09:02,890 --> 01:09:05,184
- I didn't know you and the master
- were gonna blow the place up.
- 1336
- 01:09:05,267 --> 01:09:08,646
- Oh, I see. So, you were trying
- to save Stark when he threatened us?
- 1337
- 01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:10,606
- I've told you, Killian, we can use him.
- 1338
- 01:09:10,773 --> 01:09:11,899
- (GROANS)
- 1339
- 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,693
- Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
- 1340
- 01:09:14,777 --> 01:09:17,738
- Look, if we want to launch product
- next year, I need Stark.
- 1341
- 01:09:17,822 --> 01:09:21,367
- He just lacked a decent incentive.
- Now, he has one.
- 1342
- 01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:27,915
- MAN: (ON RADIO)
- This is support team Blue-Zero.
- 1343
- 01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:30,668
- Sending coordinates for a suspected
- Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
- 1344
- 01:09:30,751 --> 01:09:31,794
- COPY-
- 1345
- 01:09:36,423 --> 01:09:38,050
- -(REPULSOR FIRING)
- -(PEOPLE SHRIEKING)
- 1346
- 01:09:39,927 --> 01:09:41,095
- Nobody move.
- 1347
- 01:09:41,262 --> 01:09:42,429
- (WOMEN EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)
- 1348
- 01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,268
- Oh. Support Blue-Zero,
- 1349
- 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:49,270
- unless the Mandarin's next attack
- on the U.S.
- 1350
- 01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:50,938
- involves cheaply-made sportswear,
- 1351
- 01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:53,440
- I think you messed up again.
- 1352
- 01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:56,360
- Yes, you're free, uh,
- if you weren't before.
- 1353
- 01:09:56,652 --> 01:09:57,695
- It's... Of course.
- 1354
- 01:09:57,778 --> 01:09:58,779
- Yes, ma'am.
- 1355
- 01:09:58,946 --> 01:09:59,989
- Iron Patriot on the job.
- 1356
- 01:10:00,155 --> 01:10:01,156
- Happy to help.
- 1357
- 01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:02,449
- No need to thank me, ma'am.
- 1358
- 01:10:02,616 --> 01:10:03,826
- It's my pleasure. (GRUNTING)
- 1359
- 01:10:04,118 --> 01:10:05,202
- (GASPING)
- 1360
- 01:10:11,959 --> 01:10:14,211
- Savin?
- I've acquired the Patriot armour.
- 1361
- 01:10:14,295 --> 01:10:15,546
- RHODEY: If you want this suit,
- 1362
- 01:10:15,713 --> 01:10:17,965
- you're going to have to
- pry my cold dead body out of it.
- 1363
- 01:10:18,299 --> 01:10:19,758
- That's the plan, Colonel.
- 1364
- 01:10:21,343 --> 01:10:23,929
- TONY: Harley, tell me what's happening.
- Give me a full report.
- 1365
- 01:10:24,013 --> 01:10:27,308
- Yeah, I'm still eating that candy.
- Do you want me to keep eating it?
- 1366
- 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:29,226
- - How much have you had?
- - Two or three bowls.
- 1367
- 01:10:29,518 --> 01:10:32,313
- - Can you still see straight?
- - Sort of.
- 1368
- 01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:33,480
- That means you're fine.
- Give me Jarvis.
- 1369
- 01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:35,399
- Jarvis, how are we?
- 1370
- 01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:37,735
- JARVIS: It's totally fine, sir.
- I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
- 1371
- 01:10:37,818 --> 01:10:40,863
- and then at the end of the sentence
- I say the wrong cranberry.
- 1372
- 01:10:40,946 --> 01:10:42,239
- And, sir, you were right.
- 1373
- 01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:44,992
- Once I factored in
- available AIM downlink facilities
- 1374
- 01:10:45,326 --> 01:10:47,494
- I was able to pinpoint
- the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
- 1375
- 01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:49,914
- What are we talking?
- Far East, Europe, North Africa,
- 1376
- 01:10:49,997 --> 01:10:51,957
- Iran, Pakistan, Syria?
- Where is it?
- 1377
- 01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,459
- Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
- 1378
- 01:10:53,918 --> 01:10:56,420
- Okay, kid, I'm gonna have
- to walk you through
- 1379
- 01:10:56,503 --> 01:10:57,880
- rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
- 1380
- 01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,381
- but not right now.
- 1381
- 01:10:59,465 --> 01:11:00,466
- Harley, where is he really?
- 1382
- 01:11:00,716 --> 01:11:02,051
- Just look on the screen
- and tell me where it is.
- 1383
- 01:11:04,219 --> 01:11:06,221
- Um, it does say Miami, Florida.
- 1384
- 01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:09,266
- Okay, first things first, I need
- the armour. Where are we at with it?
- 1385
- 01:11:09,558 --> 01:11:10,768
- Uh, it's not charging.
- 1386
- 01:11:10,893 --> 01:11:12,561
- (TYRES SCREECHING)
- 1387
- 01:11:15,147 --> 01:11:17,358
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1388
- 01:11:18,192 --> 01:11:21,320
- JARVIS: Actually, sir, it is charging,
- but the power source is questionable.
- 1389
- 01:11:21,528 --> 01:11:23,822
- It may not succeed
- in revitalising the Mark 42.
- 1390
- 01:11:24,031 --> 01:11:25,866
- What's questionable about electricity?
- All right?
- 1391
- 01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:29,787
- It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna...
- I don't wanna... (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1392
- 01:11:30,579 --> 01:11:31,830
- Oh, God, not again.
- 1393
- 01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:33,624
- - HARLEY: Tony?
- -(GASPING)
- 1394
- 01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:37,586
- Are you having another attack?
- 1395
- 01:11:37,753 --> 01:11:38,963
- I didn't even mention New York.
- 1396
- 01:11:39,046 --> 01:11:42,508
- Right, and then you just said it by name
- while denying having said it.
- 1397
- 01:11:42,925 --> 01:11:44,385
- Okay, um, uh...
- 1398
- 01:11:44,635 --> 01:11:46,595
- (PANTING)
- 1399
- 01:11:46,679 --> 01:11:47,680
- God, what am I gonna do?
- 1400
- 01:11:47,972 --> 01:11:51,308
- Just breathe.
- Really, just breathe.
- 1401
- 01:11:51,809 --> 01:11:54,228
- You're a mechanic, right?
- 1402
- 01:11:54,395 --> 01:11:55,771
- Right.
- 1403
- 01:11:56,563 --> 01:11:57,940
- You said so.
- 1404
- 01:11:58,899 --> 01:12:00,401
- Yes, I did.
- 1405
- 01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:03,404
- Why don't you just build something?
- 1406
- 01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:16,458
- Okay.
- 1407
- 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:18,502
- Thanks, kid.
- 1408
- 01:12:47,948 --> 01:12:49,074
- (POWERING UP)
- 1409
- 01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:18,145
- (GRUNTING)
- 1410
- 01:13:26,779 --> 01:13:28,155
- (GROANS)
- 1411
- 01:13:28,405 --> 01:13:29,740
- (GRUNTS)
- 1412
- 01:13:29,865 --> 01:13:31,450
- -(SCREAMS)
- -(DEVICE POWERS UP)
- 1413
- 01:13:31,533 --> 01:13:33,577
- -(CRACKLING)
- -(GROANING)
- 1414
- 01:13:42,795 --> 01:13:43,837
- (GROANS)
- 1415
- 01:13:44,129 --> 01:13:45,172
- (GRUNTING)
- 1416
- 01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:07,277
- Why is it so hot in here?
- I told you to put it at 68.
- 1417
- 01:14:07,361 --> 01:14:08,695
- (SCOFFS) My fault again.
- 1418
- 01:14:08,779 --> 01:14:11,532
- Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
- I am not your personal air con...
- 1419
- 01:14:11,657 --> 01:14:12,616
- (GROANS)
- CRACKLING)
- 1420
- 01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:13,700
- (mums)
- 1421
- 01:14:17,871 --> 01:14:19,123
- (MIMICS GUNSHOT)
- 1422
- 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:23,001
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1423
- 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:05,294
- (BOTH GASP)
- 1424
- 01:15:06,962 --> 01:15:08,172
- (TONY SHUSHING)
- 1425
- 01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:09,756
- (TOILET FLUSHING)
- 1426
- 01:15:11,884 --> 01:15:12,968
- MAN: (IN ENGLISH ACCENT) Well.
- 1427
- 01:15:14,511 --> 01:15:16,805
- I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes.
- (LAUGHS)
- 1428
- 01:15:18,056 --> 01:15:20,392
- Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
- 1429
- 01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:21,768
- - That's me.
- - Ah!
- 1430
- 01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:23,395
- Nessie.
- 1431
- 01:15:23,729 --> 01:15:28,567
- Did you know that fortune cookies
- aren't even Chinese?
- 1432
- 01:15:28,734 --> 01:15:30,152
- There's some guy over here.
- 1433
- 01:15:30,235 --> 01:15:33,447
- They're made by Americans,
- based on a Japanese recipe.
- 1434
- 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:34,740
- Hey!
- 1435
- 01:15:36,867 --> 01:15:37,868
- Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
- 1436
- 01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:39,494
- Don't move.
- 1437
- 01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,705
- I'm not moving.
- You want something? Take it.
- 1438
- 01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:42,789
- Although the guns are all fake
- 1439
- 01:15:42,873 --> 01:15:44,708
- because those wankers
- wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
- 1440
- 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:47,044
- - What?
- - Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
- 1441
- 01:15:49,046 --> 01:15:50,297
- TONY: Heard enough.
- 1442
- 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:52,466
- You're not him.
- The Mandarin, the real guy.
- 1443
- 01:15:52,633 --> 01:15:53,675
- Where?
- 1444
- 01:15:53,759 --> 01:15:55,928
- Where's the Mandarin?
- Where is he?
- 1445
- 01:15:56,428 --> 01:15:58,972
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
- 1446
- 01:15:59,056 --> 01:16:00,641
- - He's here, but he's not here.
- - What do you mean?
- 1447
- 01:16:01,058 --> 01:16:02,809
- It's complicated.
- Hey, it's complicated.
- 1448
- 01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:04,645
- - It is.
- -It's complicated.
- 1449
- 01:16:04,853 --> 01:16:06,063
- Uncomplicate it.
- Ladies, out.
- 1450
- 01:16:06,146 --> 01:16:07,189
- Get out of the bed.
- Get into the bathroom.
- 1451
- 01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:11,652
- Sit.
- 1452
- 01:16:12,653 --> 01:16:13,779
- WOMAN 1: Ew!
- WOMAN 2: Oh, Jesus.
- 1453
- 01:16:13,904 --> 01:16:14,988
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- 1454
- 01:16:17,115 --> 01:16:18,742
- -(GUNSHOT)
- -(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
- 1455
- 01:16:20,869 --> 01:16:23,956
- My name is Trevor.
- Trevor Slattery.
- 1456
- 01:16:24,039 --> 01:16:25,082
- TONY: What are you?
- 1457
- 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:27,793
- What are you, a decoy?
- You're a double, right?
- 1458
- 01:16:28,085 --> 01:16:30,963
- What, you mean like an understudy?
- No, absolutely not.
- 1459
- 01:16:31,046 --> 01:16:33,840
- Don't hurt the face!
- I'm an actor.
- 1460
- 01:16:34,549 --> 01:16:36,718
- You got a minute to live.
- Fill it with words.
- 1461
- 01:16:36,802 --> 01:16:40,764
- It's just a role.
- "The Mandarin," see, it's not real.
- 1462
- 01:16:41,139 --> 01:16:43,225
- Then how did you get here, Trevor?
- 1463
- 01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:51,358
- Well, I, um, had a little
- problem with, um, substances.
- 1464
- 01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:55,696
- And I ended up doing things,
- no two ways about it,
- 1465
- 01:16:55,779 --> 01:16:58,073
- in the street,
- that a man shouldn't do.
- 1466
- 01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,700
- - Next?
- - Then,
- 1467
- 01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:02,661
- they approached me
- about the role,
- 1468
- 01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:04,162
- and they knew about the drugs.
- 1469
- 01:17:04,246 --> 01:17:05,414
- What did they say?
- They'd get you off them?
- 1470
- 01:17:05,747 --> 01:17:07,207
- They said they'd give me more.
- 1471
- 01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:08,333
- They gave me things.
- 1472
- 01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:11,920
- They gave me this palace.
- They gave me plastic surgery.
- 1473
- 01:17:12,004 --> 01:17:14,256
- They gave me things.
- 1474
- 01:17:14,381 --> 01:17:15,340
- (SNORING)
- 1475
- 01:17:15,424 --> 01:17:16,550
- Did you just nod off?
- 1476
- 01:17:16,717 --> 01:17:17,718
- Hey.
- 1477
- 01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:19,636
- No, and a lovely speedboat.
- 1478
- 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,139
- And the thing was, he needed someone
- 1479
- 01:17:22,222 --> 01:17:26,143
- to take credit
- for some accidental explosions.
- 1480
- 01:17:26,852 --> 01:17:28,061
- (MIMICS EXPLOSION)
- 1481
- 01:17:29,563 --> 01:17:30,564
- "He"?
- 1482
- 01:17:33,191 --> 01:17:35,152
- - Killian?
- - Killian.
- 1483
- 01:17:35,235 --> 01:17:38,071
- - He created you?
- - He created me.
- 1484
- 01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,781
- Custom-made terror threat.
- 1485
- 01:17:40,324 --> 01:17:42,075
- Yes. Yes.
- 1486
- 01:17:42,284 --> 01:17:44,036
- His think tank thinked it up.
- 1487
- 01:17:44,578 --> 01:17:46,747
- The pathology of a serial killer.
- 1488
- 01:17:46,955 --> 01:17:49,833
- The manipulation
- of Western iconography.
- 1489
- 01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:53,420
- (WITHOUT ACCENT)
- Ready for another lesson?
- 1490
- 01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:54,963
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 1491
- 01:17:55,255 --> 01:17:56,506
- No.
- 1492
- 01:17:56,590 --> 01:17:58,425
- (WITH ACCENT) Of course,
- it was my performance
- 1493
- 01:17:58,508 --> 01:17:59,551
- that brought the Mandarin to life.
- 1494
- 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,136
- Your performance?
- 1495
- 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:03,180
- Where people died?
- 1496
- 01:18:03,263 --> 01:18:04,973
- No, they didn't.
- 1497
- 01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:08,977
- Look around you.
- The costumes, green screen.
- 1498
- 01:18:09,061 --> 01:18:11,188
- Honestly,
- I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
- 1499
- 01:18:11,271 --> 01:18:13,065
- And when I was,
- it was movie magic, love.
- 1500
- 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:15,317
- I'm sorry, but I got a best friend
- who's in a coma
- 1501
- 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,568
- and he might not wake up.
- 1502
- 01:18:16,902 --> 01:18:17,986
- So you're gonna have
- to answer for that.
- 1503
- 01:18:18,070 --> 01:18:19,571
- You're still going down, pal.
- 1504
- 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:20,655
- You under...
- 1505
- 01:18:22,783 --> 01:18:23,784
- (GRUNTS)
- 1506
- 01:18:27,245 --> 01:18:30,248
- Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
- 1507
- 01:18:30,582 --> 01:18:32,834
- - I didn't tell him anything.
- - Nothing?
- 1508
- 01:18:33,752 --> 01:18:34,836
- No.
- 1509
- 01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:36,421
- You should have pressed
- the panic button.
- 1510
- 01:18:37,297 --> 01:18:39,633
- Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
- 1511
- 01:18:45,263 --> 01:18:47,015
- (TYPING)
- 1512
- 01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:50,268
- TONY: Ah...
- 1513
- 01:18:52,312 --> 01:18:53,397
- (SIGHS) okay-
- 1514
- 01:19:02,364 --> 01:19:03,990
- It's just like old times, huh?
- 1515
- 01:19:04,366 --> 01:19:07,077
- Oh, yeah. With zip ties.
- It's a ball.
- 1516
- 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,787
- It wasn't my idea.
- 1517
- 01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:10,872
- Okay. So you took Killian's card.
- 1518
- 01:19:11,039 --> 01:19:12,040
- I took his money.
- 1519
- 01:19:12,332 --> 01:19:14,501
- And here you are 13 years later,
- in a dungeon.
- 1520
- 01:19:14,668 --> 01:19:16,420
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 1521
- 01:19:16,503 --> 01:19:18,171
- No, you're in a dungeon.
- I'm free to go.
- 1522
- 01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,090
- Yeah?
- 1523
- 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,009
- (SIGHS)
- 1524
- 01:19:23,969 --> 01:19:25,470
- A lot has happened, Tony.
- 1525
- 01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:27,889
- But I'm close.
- 1526
- 01:19:28,557 --> 01:19:30,684
- EXTREMIS is practically stabilised.
- 1527
- 01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:32,936
- I'm telling you it isn't.
- I'm on the street.
- 1528
- 01:19:33,019 --> 01:19:34,438
- People are going bang.
- They're painting the walls.
- 1529
- 01:19:34,521 --> 01:19:35,856
- Maya, you're kidding yourself.
- 1530
- 01:19:35,939 --> 01:19:37,190
- Then help me fix it.
- 1531
- 01:19:42,571 --> 01:19:43,864
- Did I do that?
- 1532
- 01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:46,199
- Yes.
- 1533
- 01:19:46,533 --> 01:19:47,909
- I remember the night, not the morning.
- 1534
- 01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:50,203
- Is this what
- you've been chasing around?
- 1535
- 01:19:50,287 --> 01:19:52,372
- - You don't remember?
- - I can't help you.
- 1536
- 01:19:53,373 --> 01:19:56,960
- You used to have a moral psychology.
- 1537
- 01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:59,212
- You used to have ideals.
- 1538
- 01:19:59,629 --> 01:20:01,965
- You wanted to help people.
- 1539
- 01:20:02,048 --> 01:20:03,925
- Now look at you.
- 1540
- 01:20:04,968 --> 01:20:06,928
- I get to wake up every morning
- with someone who
- 1541
- 01:20:10,223 --> 01:20:11,766
- still has their soul.
- 1542
- 01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:18,440
- Get me out of here.
- 1543
- 01:20:21,443 --> 01:20:22,903
- Come on.
- 1544
- 01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,489
- KILLIAN: You know what my old man
- used to say to me?
- 1545
- 01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:29,868
- One of his favourite of many sayings...
- 1546
- 01:20:29,951 --> 01:20:34,331
- "The early bird gets the worm, but
- the second mouse gets the cheese."
- 1547
- 01:20:34,539 --> 01:20:36,666
- You're not still pissed off
- about the Switzerland thing, are you?
- 1548
- 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:39,169
- How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
- 1549
- 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:41,254
- I'm here to thank you.
- 1550
- 01:20:41,421 --> 01:20:43,632
- You gave me the greatest gift
- that anybody's ever given me.
- 1551
- 01:20:44,424 --> 01:20:45,884
- Desperation.
- 1552
- 01:20:46,426 --> 01:20:48,094
- If you think back to Switzerland,
- 1553
- 01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:51,181
- you said you'd meet me
- on the rooftop, right?
- 1554
- 01:20:51,264 --> 01:20:54,142
- Well, for the first 20 minutes,
- 1555
- 01:20:54,601 --> 01:20:56,561
- I actually thought you'd show up.
- 1556
- 01:20:56,645 --> 01:20:58,438
- And the next hour...
- 1557
- 01:21:00,023 --> 01:21:04,444
- I considered taking that
- one-step shortcut to the lobby.
- 1558
- 01:21:04,736 --> 01:21:05,737
- If you know what I mean.
- 1559
- 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:09,115
- Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out
- what happened to the first mouse.
- 1560
- 01:21:09,616 --> 01:21:11,868
- But as I looked out over that city,
- 1561
- 01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:14,788
- nobody knew I was there,
- nobody could see me,
- 1562
- 01:21:14,871 --> 01:21:17,123
- no one was even looking.
- 1563
- 01:21:17,207 --> 01:21:21,211
- I had a thought that would
- guide me for years to come.
- 1564
- 01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:23,004
- Anonymity, Tony.
- 1565
- 01:21:24,673 --> 01:21:26,299
- Thanks to you,
- it's been my mantra ever since.
- 1566
- 01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:27,634
- Right?
- 1567
- 01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:30,136
- You simply rule
- from behind the scenes.
- 1568
- 01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:32,681
- Because the second
- you give evil a face,
- 1569
- 01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:35,725
- a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin,
- 1570
- 01:21:35,809 --> 01:21:37,394
- you hand the people a target.
- 1571
- 01:21:37,686 --> 01:21:39,145
- You're something else.
- 1572
- 01:21:41,398 --> 01:21:42,482
- You have met him, I assume?
- 1573
- 01:21:42,566 --> 01:21:44,150
- Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
- 1574
- 01:21:44,234 --> 01:21:46,570
- I know he's a little
- over the top sometimes.
- 1575
- 01:21:46,653 --> 01:21:48,363
- It's not entirely my fault.
- He has a tenden...
- 1576
- 01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:49,489
- He's a stage actor.
- 1577
- 01:21:50,490 --> 01:21:53,577
- They say his Lear was
- the toast of Croydon, wherever that is.
- 1578
- 01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:55,704
- Anyway, the point is,
- 1579
- 01:21:55,787 --> 01:21:59,124
- ever since that big dude
- with the hammer fell out of the sky,
- 1580
- 01:21:59,207 --> 01:22:00,500
- subtlety has kind of had its day.
- 1581
- 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:02,752
- What's next for you in your world?
- 1582
- 01:22:02,836 --> 01:22:05,547
- Well, I wanted to repay you
- the selfsame gift
- 1583
- 01:22:05,630 --> 01:22:07,966
- that you so graciously imparted to me.
- 1584
- 01:22:11,511 --> 01:22:13,096
- (ORBS HUMMING)
- 1585
- 01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:15,765
- Desperation.
- 1586
- 01:22:16,725 --> 01:22:17,767
- Now, this is live.
- 1587
- 01:22:18,059 --> 01:22:21,062
- I'm not sure if you can tell,
- but at this moment
- 1588
- 01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:24,441
- the body is trying to decide
- whether to accept EXTREMIS
- 1589
- 01:22:24,524 --> 01:22:25,609
- or just give up.
- 1590
- 01:22:25,817 --> 01:22:27,527
- And if it gives up,
- 1591
- 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:32,532
- I have to say,
- the detonation is quite spectacular.
- 1592
- 01:22:33,491 --> 01:22:36,911
- But until that point,
- it's really just a lot of pain.
- 1593
- 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,538
- -(CLICKS)
- -(HUMMING CEASES)
- 1594
- 01:22:38,705 --> 01:22:41,625
- We haven't even talked salary yet.
- 1595
- 01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:44,210
- What kind of perk package
- are you thinking of?
- 1596
- 01:22:45,086 --> 01:22:46,087
- MAYA: Let him go.
- 1597
- 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,381
- Hold on, hold on.
- 1598
- 01:22:49,341 --> 01:22:50,383
- Maya...
- 1599
- 01:22:50,592 --> 01:22:52,427
- I said, let him go.
- 1600
- 01:22:53,178 --> 01:22:54,596
- What are you doing?
- 1601
- 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:57,390
- 1200 CCs.
- A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
- 1602
- 01:22:58,266 --> 01:23:02,479
- It's times like this my temper
- is tested somewhat.
- 1603
- 01:23:02,562 --> 01:23:03,897
- Maya, give me the injector.
- 1604
- 01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:06,441
- If I die, Killian,
- 1605
- 01:23:06,524 --> 01:23:09,611
- what happens to your soldiers?
- What happens to your product?
- 1606
- 01:23:09,694 --> 01:23:10,904
- We're not doing this, okay?
- 1607
- 01:23:11,112 --> 01:23:13,031
- What happens to you?
- What happens if you go too hot?
- 1608
- 01:23:13,114 --> 01:23:14,324
- (BREATHING DEEPLY)
- 1609
- 01:23:26,252 --> 01:23:27,295
- KILLIAN: The good news is,
- 1610
- 01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:30,882
- a high-level position
- has just been vacated.
- 1611
- 01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:35,220
- (GROANS)
- 1612
- 01:23:37,097 --> 01:23:38,306
- (SIGHS)
- 1613
- 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:41,559
- You are a maniac.
- 1614
- 01:23:41,643 --> 01:23:43,812
- No, I'm a visionary.
- 1615
- 01:23:44,145 --> 01:23:46,356
- But I do own a maniac.
- 1616
- 01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:49,401
- And he takes the stage tonight.
- 1617
- 01:23:53,113 --> 01:23:54,197
- Once we get the Patriot installed,
- 1618
- 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:57,242
- it will take me
- nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
- 1619
- 01:23:57,325 --> 01:23:58,702
- Well, that's great,
- but the last time I looked
- 1620
- 01:23:58,785 --> 01:23:59,953
- there was somebody
- inside of it.
- 1621
- 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,746
- (WHIRRING)
- 1622
- 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:07,419
- Afternoon, gentlemen.
- 1623
- 01:24:09,379 --> 01:24:10,964
- (WHIRRING CEASES)
- 1624
- 01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:12,590
- Hello, Colonel.
- 1625
- 01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:14,926
- Step aside.
- 1626
- 01:24:17,137 --> 01:24:18,138
- (LOW HUMMING)
- 1627
- 01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:19,222
- (SIZZLING)
- 1628
- 01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:20,974
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
- 1629
- 01:24:21,933 --> 01:24:23,268
- Oh!
- 1630
- 01:24:23,351 --> 01:24:25,103
- We'll get you out of there.
- 1631
- 01:24:25,186 --> 01:24:26,312
- Don't worry.
- 1632
- 01:24:27,021 --> 01:24:28,773
- You'll damage the armour.
- 1633
- 01:24:28,982 --> 01:24:30,400
- Yes, I will.
- 1634
- 01:24:30,984 --> 01:24:32,152
- But you can fix it, right?
- 1635
- 01:24:33,611 --> 01:24:35,739
- I'm gonna take the Chinook
- to base camp.
- 1636
- 01:24:35,822 --> 01:24:37,323
- And I want Potts with me.
- 1637
- 01:24:37,407 --> 01:24:38,408
- She's still in Phase Two.
- 1638
- 01:24:40,452 --> 01:24:41,494
- You're not going deaf, are you?
- 1639
- 01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:46,416
- (GROANING)
- 1640
- 01:24:48,835 --> 01:24:50,754
- (WATCH BEEPING)
- 1641
- 01:24:58,178 --> 01:25:00,680
- Careful, there.
- It's a limited edition.
- 1642
- 01:25:01,097 --> 01:25:02,140
- Hey, uh, Ponytail Express.
- 1643
- 01:25:03,475 --> 01:25:05,310
- What's the mileage count
- between Tennessee and Miami?
- 1644
- 01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:06,519
- 832 miles.
- 1645
- 01:25:06,811 --> 01:25:08,104
- Very nice.
- 1646
- 01:25:08,188 --> 01:25:09,522
- - I'm good like that.
- -(BEEPING CONTINUES)
- 1647
- 01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:11,608
- Can you, uh, stop that?
- 1648
- 01:25:11,775 --> 01:25:13,234
- Break it, you bought it.
- 1649
- 01:25:15,612 --> 01:25:16,613
- I think I bought it.
- 1650
- 01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:19,199
- Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
- That belongs to my friend's sister.
- 1651
- 01:25:19,282 --> 01:25:21,659
- And that's why
- I'm gonna kill you first.
- 1652
- 01:25:22,577 --> 01:25:23,828
- - What are you gonna do to me?
- - You'll see.
- 1653
- 01:25:24,078 --> 01:25:25,538
- You're zip-tied to a bed.
- 1654
- 01:25:26,372 --> 01:25:27,874
- This.
- 1655
- 01:25:30,919 --> 01:25:31,961
- That.
- 1656
- 01:25:36,716 --> 01:25:38,343
- Are you coming out?
- 1657
- 01:25:38,968 --> 01:25:40,720
- (RHODEY PANTING)
- 1658
- 01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:42,806
- Do not open. Do not open.
- Don't open. Don't open.
- 1659
- 01:25:42,889 --> 01:25:44,474
- -(BEEPING)
- - All right. Let's go.
- 1660
- 01:25:46,142 --> 01:25:48,102
- (GRUNTING)
- 1661
- 01:25:52,524 --> 01:25:54,859
- You... You breathe fire? Okay.
- 1662
- 01:25:55,026 --> 01:25:56,444
- (GROWLING)
- 1663
- 01:25:56,903 --> 01:25:57,987
- (GRUNTING)
- 1664
- 01:25:59,405 --> 01:26:02,116
- It's a glorious day, Savin.
- 1665
- 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,160
- This time tomorrow,
- 1666
- 01:26:04,244 --> 01:26:07,831
- I'll have the West's
- most powerful leader in one hand,
- 1667
- 01:26:07,914 --> 01:26:11,668
- and the world's
- most feared terrorist in the other.
- 1668
- 01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,921
- I'll own the war on terror.
- 1669
- 01:26:15,547 --> 01:26:16,965
- Create supply and demand.
- 1670
- 01:26:17,549 --> 01:26:21,386
- For you, for your brothers and sisters.
- 1671
- 01:26:23,638 --> 01:26:25,682
- Trust me,
- you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
- 1672
- 01:26:25,765 --> 01:26:28,184
- on the ground in five, four, three...
- 1673
- 01:26:28,268 --> 01:26:29,561
- Come on! Two...
- 1674
- 01:26:31,271 --> 01:26:32,605
- How did we get this shift?
- 1675
- 01:26:32,772 --> 01:26:34,148
- All right,
- I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
- 1676
- 01:26:34,607 --> 01:26:36,025
- - Put down your weapons.
- -(SIGHING)
- 1677
- 01:26:36,109 --> 01:26:38,486
- Tie yourselves to those chairs.
- I'll let you live.
- 1678
- 01:26:38,570 --> 01:26:40,947
- In five, four, bang!
- 1679
- 01:26:41,114 --> 01:26:42,115
- - Ooh!
- - Wow. That was...
- 1680
- 01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:44,033
- You should be gone by now.
- You should've already been gone.
- 1681
- 01:26:44,158 --> 01:26:45,660
- I am just beyond terrified.
- 1682
- 01:26:45,827 --> 01:26:47,245
- Here it comes.
- 1683
- 01:26:47,579 --> 01:26:49,664
- - Three, four...
- - Shut up.
- 1684
- 01:26:49,998 --> 01:26:51,499
- - Five, four, three, two, one!
- -(GRUNTING)
- 1685
- 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:54,002
- - Told you.
- -(GROANS)
- 1686
- 01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:03,303
- (GROANING)
- 1687
- 01:27:05,722 --> 01:27:06,723
- Where's the rest?
- 1688
- 01:27:08,975 --> 01:27:10,435
- (RATTLING)
- 1689
- 01:27:25,158 --> 01:27:26,659
- (REPULSOR POWERING UP)
- 1690
- 01:27:27,243 --> 01:27:28,620
- (CLAMOURING)
- 1691
- 01:27:49,182 --> 01:27:50,433
- (GRUNTING)
- 1692
- 01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:56,022
- (GROANS)
- 1693
- 01:27:59,108 --> 01:28:00,485
- (SCREAMING)
- 1694
- 01:28:05,865 --> 01:28:08,576
- Honestly,
- I hate working here. They are so weird.
- 1695
- 01:28:12,205 --> 01:28:13,498
- (GRUNTING)
- 1696
- 01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:16,334
- Ah! Better late than never.
- 1697
- 01:28:22,048 --> 01:28:24,258
- Not this time.
- Not the face.
- 1698
- 01:28:25,718 --> 01:28:27,637
- Phew! It's good to be back.
- Hello, by the way.
- 1699
- 01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:29,055
- JARVIS: Oh, hello, sir.
- 1700
- 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:33,643
- (BEEPING)
- 1701
- 01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:36,646
- GUARD'. All personnel, Stark is loose
- and somewhere in the compound.
- 1702
- 01:28:37,021 --> 01:28:39,607
- Repeat, Stark is loose
- and somewhere in the compound.
- 1703
- 01:28:39,691 --> 01:28:40,900
- - Ah! Let's go!
- -(THRUSTERS MISFIRING)
- 1704
- 01:28:41,317 --> 01:28:42,568
- Aw, crap.
- 1705
- 01:28:42,652 --> 01:28:44,153
- (GROANING)
- 1706
- 01:28:50,368 --> 01:28:52,203
- (GRUNTING)
- 1707
- 01:28:55,373 --> 01:28:56,374
- Tony?
- 1708
- 01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:57,750
- Rhodey, tell me
- that was you in the suit.
- 1709
- 01:28:57,917 --> 01:28:59,919
- - No. You got yours'?
- -Uh... Mmm.
- 1710
- 01:29:00,253 --> 01:29:02,130
- Kind of.
- Main house, as fast as you can.
- 1711
- 01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:04,007
- There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
- 1712
- 01:29:04,132 --> 01:29:05,466
- (SNORING)
- 1713
- 01:29:08,928 --> 01:29:11,556
- - You, you, you! Move! Get out!
- -(GIRLS WHIMPERING)
- 1714
- 01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:14,142
- The room is secure.
- I have eyes on the Mandarin.
- 1715
- 01:29:14,225 --> 01:29:15,435
- - What's this? I had winners.
- -(GUNSHOTS)
- 1716
- 01:29:23,651 --> 01:29:24,777
- What have you come as?
- 1717
- 01:29:25,111 --> 01:29:27,280
- You make a move,
- and I break your face.
- 1718
- 01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:32,243
- I never thought people had been hurt.
- They lied to me.
- 1719
- 01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:33,703
- This is the Mandarin?
- 1720
- 01:29:33,870 --> 01:29:35,788
- Yeah, I know, it's...
- It's embarrassing.
- 1721
- 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,665
- Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
- 1722
- 01:29:37,999 --> 01:29:40,877
- I know I'm shorter in person.
- A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
- 1723
- 01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:42,837
- But, um, hey,
- if you're here to arrest me,
- 1724
- 01:29:42,962 --> 01:29:44,714
- there's some people I'd like to roll on.
- 1725
- 01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:46,257
- Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
- 1726
- 01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:48,468
- You tell him where Pepper is
- and he'll stop doing it.
- 1727
- 01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:50,094
- - Doing what?
- -(SIZZLING)
- 1728
- 01:29:50,178 --> 01:29:52,346
- on! I get it! Ow! That hurt.
- I get it! I get it!
- 1729
- 01:29:52,889 --> 01:29:56,142
- I don't know about any Pepper,
- but I know about the plan.
- 1730
- 01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:57,226
- Spill.
- 1731
- 01:29:57,310 --> 01:29:58,394
- RHODEY: Do you know
- what they did to my suit?
- 1732
- 01:29:58,478 --> 01:29:59,520
- What? No.
- 1733
- 01:29:59,979 --> 01:30:02,065
- But I do know it's happening
- off the coast.
- 1734
- 01:30:02,148 --> 01:30:05,568
- Something to do with a big boat.
- 1735
- 01:30:05,651 --> 01:30:06,986
- I can take you there.
- 1736
- 01:30:07,653 --> 01:30:09,530
- (CHANTING)
- Ole', ole', ole', ole'...
- 1737
- 01:30:09,614 --> 01:30:12,617
- Tony, I swear to God,
- I'm gonna blow his face off.
- 1738
- 01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:16,662
- Oh, and this next bit may include
- the vice president as well.
- 1739
- 01:30:17,330 --> 01:30:18,414
- Is that...
- Is that important?
- 1740
- 01:30:18,664 --> 01:30:20,291
- - Somewhat.
- - Yeah, a little bit.
- 1741
- 01:30:23,127 --> 01:30:24,128
- TONY: So?
- 1742
- 01:30:24,670 --> 01:30:26,047
- RHODEY: What are we gonna do?
- 1743
- 01:30:26,130 --> 01:30:27,215
- I mean, we don't have any transport.
- 1744
- 01:30:27,298 --> 01:30:28,299
- - Right.
- -(BEER OPENS)
- 1745
- 01:30:30,176 --> 01:30:31,302
- Hey, Ringo.
- 1746
- 01:30:31,385 --> 01:30:34,013
- Didn't you say something
- about a "lovely speedboat"?
- 1747
- 01:30:36,224 --> 01:30:38,726
- If he's right about the location,
- we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.
- 1748
- 01:30:38,893 --> 01:30:39,936
- But we also have to figure out this
- 1749
- 01:30:40,019 --> 01:30:41,771
- -vice president thing, right?
- - Right.
- 1750
- 01:30:41,854 --> 01:30:43,064
- I wonder who I'm calling right now.
- 1751
- 01:30:43,147 --> 01:30:44,148
- Oh! That's the vice president.
- 1752
- 01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:45,691
- Thanks.
- 1753
- 01:30:46,317 --> 01:30:47,443
- Hello?
- 1754
- 01:30:47,527 --> 01:30:49,195
- TONY". Sir, this is Tony Stark.
- 1755
- 01:30:49,529 --> 01:30:51,155
- Welcome back to the land of the living.
- 1756
- 01:30:51,322 --> 01:30:53,533
- We believe you're about to be drawn
- into the Mandarin campaign.
- 1757
- 01:30:53,616 --> 01:30:55,118
- We gotta get you somewhere safe
- as soon as possible.
- 1758
- 01:30:55,535 --> 01:30:57,912
- Mr Stark, I'm about
- to eat honey-roast ham,
- 1759
- 01:30:57,995 --> 01:31:00,248
- surrounded by the Agency's finest.
- 1760
- 01:31:00,331 --> 01:31:03,626
- The president's safe on Air Force One
- with Colonel Rhodes.
- 1761
- 01:31:03,709 --> 01:31:04,752
- I think we're good, here.
- 1762
- 01:31:04,836 --> 01:31:06,838
- RHODEY: Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.
- 1763
- 01:31:07,213 --> 01:31:08,923
- They're using the Iron Patriot
- as a Trojan horse.
- 1764
- 01:31:09,215 --> 01:31:10,550
- They're gonna take out
- the president somehow.
- 1765
- 01:31:10,842 --> 01:31:12,260
- We have to immediately
- alert that plane.
- 1766
- 01:31:12,552 --> 01:31:14,595
- Okay, I'm on it.
- I'll have security lock it down.
- 1767
- 01:31:14,679 --> 01:31:17,598
- If need be, they can have
- F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.
- 1768
- 01:31:17,765 --> 01:31:19,183
- - Thank you, Colonel.
- Rhodes and Stark out.
- 1769
- 01:31:21,102 --> 01:31:22,812
- Everything okay, sir?
- 1770
- 01:31:23,813 --> 01:31:24,897
- Couldn't be better.
- 1771
- 01:31:31,779 --> 01:31:33,239
- I love you, babe.
- 1772
- 01:31:53,843 --> 01:31:55,344
- Colonel Rhodes.
- 1773
- 01:31:55,428 --> 01:31:58,764
- Glad to see you could make it, son.
- I feel safer already.
- 1774
- 01:32:03,603 --> 01:32:04,729
- RHODEY:
- We gotta make a decision.
- 1775
- 01:32:04,812 --> 01:32:07,607
- We can either save the president,
- or Pepper. We can't do both.
- 1776
- 01:32:07,773 --> 01:32:09,400
- JARVIS: Sir,
- I have an update from Malibu.
- 1777
- 01:32:09,483 --> 01:32:11,611
- The cranes have finally arrived,
- 1778
- 01:32:11,777 --> 01:32:13,738
- and the cellar doors
- are being cleared as we speak.
- 1779
- 01:32:13,821 --> 01:32:15,531
- TONY: And what about
- the suit I'm wearing?
- 1780
- 01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:17,950
- JARVIS: The armour is now at 92%.
- 1781
- 01:32:18,034 --> 01:32:20,119
- That's going to have to do.
- 1782
- 01:32:28,419 --> 01:32:30,254
- Oh! Here he comes.
- Here he comes. Get a quick picture.
- 1783
- 01:32:30,338 --> 01:32:31,380
- Sure.
- 1784
- 01:32:32,423 --> 01:32:33,799
- Oh!
- 1785
- 01:32:36,969 --> 01:32:39,138
- (SIZZLING)
- 1786
- 01:32:47,230 --> 01:32:48,606
- (BEEPING)
- 1787
- 01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:49,690
- Everything all right, Colonel?
- 1788
- 01:32:55,446 --> 01:32:56,447
- (GRUNTING)
- 1789
- 01:33:04,956 --> 01:33:06,415
- (GROANS)
- 1790
- 01:33:07,792 --> 01:33:09,001
- (GROANING)
- 1791
- 01:33:12,922 --> 01:33:13,923
- (SCREAMING)
- 1792
- 01:33:19,595 --> 01:33:20,638
- (GASPS)
- 1793
- 01:33:22,682 --> 01:33:24,725
- It is an honour, Mr President.
- 1794
- 01:33:25,101 --> 01:33:27,103
- If you're gonna do it, do it!
- 1795
- 01:33:27,687 --> 01:33:29,438
- Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.
- 1796
- 01:33:29,522 --> 01:33:31,023
- That's not how the Mandarin works.
- 1797
- 01:33:31,190 --> 01:33:33,609
- Sir, Air Force One
- has been compromised.
- 1798
- 01:33:33,693 --> 01:33:35,611
- Internal shots, temperature spikes.
- 1799
- 01:33:35,695 --> 01:33:36,862
- Get me eyes on it now.
- 1800
- 01:33:37,238 --> 01:33:39,156
- Image coming through now, sir.
- 1801
- 01:33:41,575 --> 01:33:43,369
- Was that Rhodes?
- 1802
- 01:33:52,503 --> 01:33:53,879
- -(BANGING)
- - MAN: Is anyone there?
- 1803
- 01:33:54,213 --> 01:33:55,881
- WOMAN: Let us out!
- 1804
- 01:34:02,179 --> 01:34:03,597
- (GROANING)
- 1805
- 01:34:11,230 --> 01:34:12,231
- (GRUNTS)
- 1806
- 01:34:12,356 --> 01:34:13,858
- TONY: The President.
- 1807
- 01:34:14,358 --> 01:34:15,568
- Now.
- 1808
- 01:34:15,651 --> 01:34:16,652
- He's not here.
- 1809
- 01:34:18,237 --> 01:34:19,572
- -(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- -(MECHANISMS GRINDING)
- 1810
- 01:34:19,655 --> 01:34:20,698
- (GROANING SOFTLY)
- 1811
- 01:34:20,781 --> 01:34:22,533
- Try the jet stream?
- 1812
- 01:34:23,701 --> 01:34:25,578
- Speaking of which, go fish.
- 1813
- 01:34:28,289 --> 01:34:29,540
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- 1814
- 01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:31,751
- (SCREAMS)
- 1815
- 01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:37,256
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 1816
- 01:34:40,676 --> 01:34:41,927
- (METAL CREAKING)
- 1817
- 01:34:42,887 --> 01:34:44,263
- -(POWERING UP)
- -(TONY GRUNTING)
- 1818
- 01:34:47,099 --> 01:34:48,184
- (COUGHS)
- 1819
- 01:34:48,309 --> 01:34:50,269
- Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
- 1820
- 01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:54,607
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 1821
- 01:34:59,779 --> 01:35:01,238
- (SCREAMING)
- 1822
- 01:35:03,282 --> 01:35:04,283
- How many in the air?
- 1823
- 01:35:04,950 --> 01:35:05,993
- JARVIS: Thirteen, sir.
- 1824
- 01:35:07,912 --> 01:35:09,955
- - How many can I carry?
- - JARVIS: Four, sir.
- 1825
- 01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,550
- Slow down. Slow down, relax.
- What's your name? Heather?
- 1826
- 01:35:21,634 --> 01:35:22,927
- (SCREAMING)
- 1827
- 01:35:25,221 --> 01:35:26,889
- (SHRIEKING)
- 1828
- 01:35:28,057 --> 01:35:30,601
- HEATHER: Oh, God! No! No!
- 1829
- 01:35:31,060 --> 01:35:33,437
- TONY: Listen to me.
- See that guy?
- 1830
- 01:35:33,646 --> 01:35:35,314
- I'm gonna swing by,
- you're just gonna grab him.
- 1831
- 01:35:35,940 --> 01:35:37,024
- - You got it?
- - What? Oh!
- 1832
- 01:35:38,067 --> 01:35:39,443
- (HEATHER RESUMES SCREAMING)
- 1833
- 01:35:39,568 --> 01:35:42,863
- I'll electrify your arm,
- you won't be able to open your hand.
- 1834
- 01:35:44,115 --> 01:35:45,324
- We can do this, Heather.
- 1835
- 01:35:45,408 --> 01:35:46,659
- (HEATHER WHIMPERING)
- 1836
- 01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:56,460
- Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
- 1837
- 01:35:58,379 --> 01:35:59,755
- (SCREAMING)
- 1838
- 01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,924
- Remember that game
- called Barrel of Monkeys?
- 1839
- 01:36:02,007 --> 01:36:03,092
- That's what we're going to do.
- 1840
- 01:36:03,175 --> 01:36:04,427
- JARVIS: 18,000 feet.
- 1841
- 01:36:04,510 --> 01:36:05,886
- Come on, people.
- Everybody, grab your monkey.
- 1842
- 01:36:10,975 --> 01:36:12,226
- Nice.
- 1843
- 01:36:12,601 --> 01:36:14,228
- JARVIS: 10,000 feet.
- 1844
- 01:36:14,937 --> 01:36:16,439
- (YELLING)
- 1845
- 01:36:17,606 --> 01:36:18,858
- 6,000 feet.
- 1846
- 01:36:19,024 --> 01:36:20,568
- Come on, people.
- 1847
- 01:36:21,527 --> 01:36:22,736
- Come on, come on, come on!
- 1848
- 01:36:26,031 --> 01:36:27,158
- Yeah!
- 1849
- 01:36:27,700 --> 01:36:29,076
- JARVIS: 1, 000 feet.
- 1850
- 01:36:30,244 --> 01:36:31,829
- 400 feet.
- 1851
- 01:36:32,413 --> 01:36:33,622
- 200 feet, sir.
- 1852
- 01:36:33,706 --> 01:36:34,832
- TONY: He's a chunky monkey,
- let's get him.
- 1853
- 01:36:35,875 --> 01:36:37,042
- Hello.
- 1854
- 01:36:37,877 --> 01:36:39,170
- (TONY STRAINING)
- 1855
- 01:36:56,645 --> 01:36:58,314
- (PASSENGERS CHEERING)
- 1856
- 01:36:58,397 --> 01:36:59,482
- MAN: We made it!
- 1857
- 01:37:00,232 --> 01:37:01,692
- Nice work, guys!
- 1858
- 01:37:01,775 --> 01:37:04,403
- Excellent.
- Good team effort all around. Go us.
- 1859
- 01:37:04,695 --> 01:37:05,779
- All right, Jarvis.
- 1860
- 01:37:05,863 --> 01:37:07,406
- But it's only half-done.
- We've still got to get Pepper...
- 1861
- 01:37:15,289 --> 01:37:16,874
- (SIGHING)
- That came out of nowhere.
- 1862
- 01:37:16,957 --> 01:37:18,167
- Wow.
- 1863
- 01:37:18,584 --> 01:37:19,710
- Give me some good news, man.
- 1864
- 01:37:19,793 --> 01:37:20,794
- I think they all made it.
- 1865
- 01:37:20,878 --> 01:37:21,837
- Oh, thank God.
- 1866
- 01:37:21,921 --> 01:37:22,922
- Yeah, but I missed the president.
- 1867
- 01:37:23,422 --> 01:37:25,299
- You couldn't save the president
- with the suit,
- 1868
- 01:37:25,382 --> 01:37:27,510
- how are we gonna save Pepper
- with nothing?
- 1869
- 01:37:27,593 --> 01:37:29,637
- Uh... Say, Jarvis,
- is it that time?
- 1870
- 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,639
- The House Party Protocol, sir?
- 1871
- 01:37:31,722 --> 01:37:32,765
- Correct.
- 1872
- 01:38:00,793 --> 01:38:02,336
- (GASPS)
- 1873
- 01:38:03,128 --> 01:38:04,463
- Hi.
- 1874
- 01:38:06,966 --> 01:38:08,092
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1875
- 01:38:11,971 --> 01:38:14,306
- You think he's gonna help you?
- 1876
- 01:38:14,974 --> 01:38:16,392
- He won't.
- 1877
- 01:38:20,854 --> 01:38:24,775
- Having you here is not
- just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um...
- 1878
- 01:38:25,234 --> 01:38:27,945
- Well, it's actually
- more embarrassing than that.
- 1879
- 01:38:28,028 --> 01:38:30,239
- You're here as my, um...
- 1880
- 01:38:31,156 --> 01:38:32,992
- trophy-
- 1881
- 01:38:33,117 --> 01:38:35,160
- (CHUCKLES) Mmm.
- 1882
- 01:38:45,296 --> 01:38:46,547
- Good evening, sir.
- 1883
- 01:38:49,258 --> 01:38:50,593
- (GASPS)
- 1884
- 01:38:51,176 --> 01:38:53,929
- Welcome aboard, Mr President.
- 1885
- 01:39:02,438 --> 01:39:04,023
- KILLIAN: Ever hear
- of an elephant graveyard?
- 1886
- 01:39:04,189 --> 01:39:08,902
- Well, two years ago,
- the elephant in the room was this scow.
- 1887
- 01:39:11,238 --> 01:39:12,364
- This is the Roxxon Norco.
- 1888
- 01:39:12,615 --> 01:39:13,616
- And, of course, you'll remember
- 1889
- 01:39:13,699 --> 01:39:16,368
- that when she spilled a million gallons
- of crude off Pensacola,
- 1890
- 01:39:16,619 --> 01:39:19,371
- thanks to you,
- not one fat cat saw a day in court.
- 1891
- 01:39:19,788 --> 01:39:21,540
- What do you want from me?
- 1892
- 01:39:22,499 --> 01:39:23,751
- Uh, nothing, sir.
- 1893
- 01:39:24,126 --> 01:39:27,588
- I just needed a reason to kill you
- that would play well on TV.
- 1894
- 01:39:27,671 --> 01:39:29,715
- You see, I've moved on.
- 1895
- 01:39:29,798 --> 01:39:32,176
- I found myself
- a new political patron,
- 1896
- 01:39:32,593 --> 01:39:35,387
- and this time tomorrow,
- he'll have your job.
- 1897
- 01:39:36,388 --> 01:39:38,223
- String him up.
- 1898
- 01:39:39,725 --> 01:39:40,893
- Hey!
- 1899
- 01:39:47,733 --> 01:39:49,777
- (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1900
- 01:39:56,992 --> 01:39:58,619
- Come on.
- 1901
- 01:40:02,122 --> 01:40:04,041
- You're not gonna freak out on me,
- right?
- 1902
- 01:40:04,124 --> 01:40:05,834
- TONY: I hope not.
- 1903
- 01:40:30,484 --> 01:40:32,319
- Oh, my God.
- 1904
- 01:40:32,444 --> 01:40:36,073
- (SIGHS) He's strung up over the oil
- tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
- 1905
- 01:40:36,156 --> 01:40:38,742
- Viking funeral.
- Public execution.
- 1906
- 01:40:38,826 --> 01:40:40,619
- Yeah, death by oil.
- 1907
- 01:40:46,792 --> 01:40:48,627
- ANNOUNCER: (ON PA)
- Broadcast will commence shortly.
- 1908
- 01:40:48,711 --> 01:40:49,837
- Take final positions.
- 1909
- 01:40:51,296 --> 01:40:52,423
- Okay. That's good.
- 1910
- 01:40:52,506 --> 01:40:56,343
- Now give me cameras A through E
- and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
- 1911
- 01:40:56,427 --> 01:40:57,428
- (TECHNICIAN TYPING)
- 1912
- 01:40:57,511 --> 01:40:58,762
- ls your gun UP?
- 1913
- 01:40:58,846 --> 01:41:00,431
- Yep. What do I do?
- 1914
- 01:41:00,514 --> 01:41:02,975
- Stay on my six, cover high
- and don't shoot me in the back.
- 1915
- 01:41:03,142 --> 01:41:05,310
- Six, high, back. All right.
- 1916
- 01:41:05,644 --> 01:41:06,979
- (GUNFIRE)
- 1917
- 01:41:11,483 --> 01:41:13,026
- (BULLETS RICOCHETING)
- 1918
- 01:41:14,236 --> 01:41:15,529
- You see that? Nailed it.
- 1919
- 01:41:16,155 --> 01:41:17,364
- Yeah, you really killed the glass.
- 1920
- 01:41:17,573 --> 01:41:18,657
- You think I was aiming for the bulb?
- 1921
- 01:41:18,741 --> 01:41:19,742
- You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
- 1922
- 01:41:21,452 --> 01:41:22,911
- ANNOUNCER (ON PA):
- All personnel, we have hostiles
- 1923
- 01:41:22,995 --> 01:41:23,996
- -on east unit 12.
- - MAN: Over there!
- 1924
- 01:41:24,246 --> 01:41:25,831
- - I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12.
- - I'm out. Give me...
- 1925
- 01:41:25,914 --> 01:41:28,208
- - You got extra magazines?
- - They're not universal, Tony.
- 1926
- 01:41:28,375 --> 01:41:30,419
- I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
- Give me another one.
- 1927
- 01:41:30,502 --> 01:41:31,795
- - One of yours.
- - I don't have one that fits that gun.
- 1928
- 01:41:31,879 --> 01:41:32,963
- You've got, like, five of them.
- 1929
- 01:41:33,046 --> 01:41:34,256
- Here's what I'm going to do.
- 1930
- 01:41:34,423 --> 01:41:36,300
- Save my spot, ready?
- 1931
- 01:41:36,383 --> 01:41:39,178
- - What'd you see?
- - Too fast. Nothing.
- 1932
- 01:41:39,261 --> 01:41:40,554
- Here we go. (CLEARS THROAT)
- 1933
- 01:41:41,930 --> 01:41:43,223
- (MEN GRUNTING)
- 1934
- 01:41:44,516 --> 01:41:46,351
- Three guys, one girl, all armed.
- 1935
- 01:41:56,445 --> 01:41:57,988
- God, I would kill
- for some armour right now.
- 1936
- 01:41:58,071 --> 01:42:00,032
- - You're right. We need backup.
- - Yeah, a bunch.
- 1937
- 01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:02,826
- You know what?
- 1938
- 01:42:06,789 --> 01:42:07,873
- -(WHOOSHING)
- - RHODEY: Is that...
- 1939
- 01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:09,833
- Yep.
- 1940
- 01:42:09,917 --> 01:42:11,502
- - Are those...
- - Yeah.
- 1941
- 01:42:28,227 --> 01:42:29,478
- Merry Christmas, buddy.
- 1942
- 01:42:34,817 --> 01:42:37,486
- TONY: Jarvis, target
- EXTREMIS heat signatures.
- 1943
- 01:42:37,569 --> 01:42:39,404
- Disable with extreme prejudice.
- 1944
- 01:42:39,905 --> 01:42:40,906
- JARVIS: (THROUGH ARMOURS)
- Yes, sir.
- 1945
- 01:42:44,910 --> 01:42:47,788
- What are you waiting for?
- It's Christmas.
- 1946
- 01:42:49,289 --> 01:42:50,332
- Take them to church.
- 1947
- 01:42:51,917 --> 01:42:53,252
- (SCREAMING)
- 1948
- 01:42:57,422 --> 01:42:59,091
- JARVIS: Gentlemen.
- 1949
- 01:42:59,216 --> 01:43:00,425
- -(GRUNTING)
- -(SCREAMING)
- 1950
- 01:43:02,761 --> 01:43:04,096
- (ALL GRUNTING)
- 1951
- 01:43:05,097 --> 01:43:06,098
- (SCREAMS)
- 1952
- 01:43:06,348 --> 01:43:07,349
- TONY: Incoming!
- 1953
- 01:43:11,979 --> 01:43:13,605
- Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
- 1954
- 01:43:21,780 --> 01:43:23,615
- (MECHANISMS WHIRRING)
- 1955
- 01:43:26,618 --> 01:43:28,620
- This is how you've been managing
- your down time, huh?
- 1956
- 01:43:28,704 --> 01:43:29,788
- Everybody needs a hobby.
- 1957
- 01:43:36,295 --> 01:43:37,671
- Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out,
- will you?
- 1958
- 01:43:53,478 --> 01:43:54,771
- (GASPS)
- 1959
- 01:44:06,241 --> 01:44:07,826
- TONY: Nice timing.
- 1960
- 01:44:07,910 --> 01:44:10,120
- Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
- Give me a suit, okay?
- 1961
- 01:44:11,496 --> 01:44:13,248
- Oh, I'm sorry,
- they're only coded to me.
- 1962
- 01:44:13,665 --> 01:44:15,584
- What does that mean?
- I got you covered.
- 1963
- 01:44:18,879 --> 01:44:21,256
- JARVIS: Good evening, Colonel.
- Can I give you a lift?
- 1964
- 01:44:21,340 --> 01:44:22,799
- Very funny.
- 1965
- 01:44:25,802 --> 01:44:27,054
- (GRUNTING)
- 1966
- 01:44:30,849 --> 01:44:32,809
- (PANTING)
- 1967
- 01:44:37,564 --> 01:44:38,857
- (BOTH SCREAM)
- 1968
- 01:44:39,858 --> 01:44:41,151
- JARVIS: Sir, I've located Ms Potts.
- 1969
- 01:44:41,234 --> 01:44:42,235
- About time.
- 1970
- 01:44:54,790 --> 01:44:59,711
- (GASPS) Stop!
- Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
- 1971
- 01:45:00,754 --> 01:45:04,383
- See what happens when you hang out
- with my ex-girlfriends?
- 1972
- 01:45:05,550 --> 01:45:06,802
- You're such a jerk.
- 1973
- 01:45:06,969 --> 01:45:08,220
- Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
- 1974
- 01:45:08,762 --> 01:45:10,222
- -(METAL CREAKING)
- -(SOBBING)
- 1975
- 01:45:10,806 --> 01:45:12,057
- Come on. A little more, baby.
- 1976
- 01:45:15,435 --> 01:45:16,436
- (PEPPER STRAINING)
- 1977
- 01:45:19,564 --> 01:45:21,233
- -(TONY GRUNTING)
- - Oh!
- 1978
- 01:45:22,317 --> 01:45:23,568
- (GROANS)
- 1979
- 01:45:28,573 --> 01:45:29,616
- Is this guy bothering you?
- 1980
- 01:45:31,410 --> 01:45:32,786
- Don't get up.
- 1981
- 01:45:35,956 --> 01:45:36,957
- Ooh.
- 1982
- 01:45:37,416 --> 01:45:38,542
- Is it hot in there?
- 1983
- 01:45:38,750 --> 01:45:40,752
- (SIZZLING)
- 1984
- 01:45:40,836 --> 01:45:42,045
- Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
- 1985
- 01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,591
- Like a little turtle,
- cooking in his little turtle suit.
- 1986
- 01:45:46,925 --> 01:45:47,926
- Oh, Tony.
- 1987
- 01:45:48,010 --> 01:45:50,012
- -(GRUNTS)
- - She's watching.
- 1988
- 01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:52,931
- I think you should close your eyes.
- 1989
- 01:45:53,432 --> 01:45:54,933
- Close your eyes.
- 1990
- 01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,769
- Close your eyes.
- You don't want to see this.
- 1991
- 01:46:01,481 --> 01:46:02,774
- (GROANING)
- 1992
- 01:46:05,110 --> 01:46:06,903
- - Yeah, you take a minute.
- -(GROANS)
- 1993
- 01:46:07,112 --> 01:46:08,488
- -(SIZZLING)
- -(METAL CREAKING)
- 1994
- 01:46:09,114 --> 01:46:10,615
- (YELLING)
- 1995
- 01:46:14,870 --> 01:46:15,996
- (SCREAMS)
- 1996
- 01:46:20,459 --> 01:46:21,543
- (GRUNTS)
- 1997
- 01:46:23,712 --> 01:46:25,005
- (PEPPER WHIMPERING)
- 1998
- 01:46:39,311 --> 01:46:41,563
- Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
- 1999
- 01:46:41,855 --> 01:46:42,898
- (GRUNTS)
- 2000
- 01:46:52,574 --> 01:46:53,575
- Oh, come on!
- 2001
- 01:46:55,494 --> 01:46:58,705
- Mr President!
- Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
- 2002
- 01:46:59,623 --> 01:47:02,000
- Just hold on. Hold on.
- 2003
- 01:47:03,251 --> 01:47:04,294
- (GRUNTING)
- 2004
- 01:47:09,508 --> 01:47:11,009
- (GROANING)
- 2005
- 01:47:12,010 --> 01:47:13,887
- (GROWLING)
- 2006
- 01:47:14,888 --> 01:47:16,223
- Okay.
- 2007
- 01:47:20,102 --> 01:47:21,103
- (GRUNTS)
- 2008
- 01:47:23,730 --> 01:47:25,023
- Bye-bye.
- 2009
- 01:47:25,982 --> 01:47:26,983
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 2010
- 01:47:36,743 --> 01:47:37,911
- Brace yourself.
- 2011
- 01:47:39,871 --> 01:47:41,039
- (YELLING)
- 2012
- 01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:50,757
- You look damn good, Mr President,
- 2013
- 01:47:50,924 --> 01:47:52,384
- but I'm gonna need that suit back.
- 2014
- 01:47:56,972 --> 01:47:58,056
- (GASPING)
- 2015
- 01:47:58,849 --> 01:48:00,267
- (PANTING)
- 2016
- 01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:03,228
- (YELLS)
- 2017
- 01:48:03,353 --> 01:48:04,604
- (GRUNTS)
- 2018
- 01:48:05,981 --> 01:48:07,107
- RHODEY: The President
- is secure, Tony
- 2019
- 01:48:07,190 --> 01:48:08,525
- - I'm clearing the area.
- - Nice work.
- 2020
- 01:48:09,651 --> 01:48:11,319
- - Ready, sir?
- - What do you mean "ready"?
- 2021
- 01:48:11,403 --> 01:48:12,445
- (SCREAMS)
- 2022
- 01:48:17,576 --> 01:48:18,827
- (PEPPER WHIMPERING)
- 2023
- 01:48:20,078 --> 01:48:22,831
- TONY: Pep, I got you.
- Relax, I got you.
- 2024
- 01:48:22,914 --> 01:48:23,915
- -(SCREAMS)
- - Just look at me!
- 2025
- 01:48:24,082 --> 01:48:25,292
- (PEPPER GROANS)
- 2026
- 01:48:26,418 --> 01:48:28,420
- Honey, I can't reach any
- further and you can't stay there.
- 2027
- 01:48:28,753 --> 01:48:30,213
- All right?
- You've got to let go.
- 2028
- 01:48:30,672 --> 01:48:33,758
- You've got to let go!
- I'll catch you, I promise.
- 2029
- 01:48:35,510 --> 01:48:37,179
- "(YELLS)
- - No!
- 2030
- 01:48:37,846 --> 01:48:39,347
- (SCREAMING)
- 2031
- 01:49:03,955 --> 01:49:07,083
- A shame. I would've caught her.
- 2032
- 01:49:25,268 --> 01:49:26,645
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 2033
- 01:49:30,982 --> 01:49:32,025
- (GROANS)
- 2034
- 01:49:36,821 --> 01:49:38,031
- (GRUNTS)
- 2035
- 01:49:38,156 --> 01:49:39,241
- Eject.
- 2036
- 01:50:05,850 --> 01:50:06,935
- (GRUNTING)
- 2037
- 01:50:22,033 --> 01:50:23,034
- -(POWERING UP)
- (CRACKUNG)
- 2038
- 01:50:23,159 --> 01:50:24,202
- (GROANS)
- 2039
- 01:50:24,661 --> 01:50:26,246
- Well, here we are on the roof.
- 2040
- 01:50:36,965 --> 01:50:38,049
- JARVIS: Mark 42, inbound.
- 2041
- 01:50:38,216 --> 01:50:41,553
- I'll be damned.
- The prodigal son returns.
- 2042
- 01:50:57,527 --> 01:50:58,528
- Whatever.
- 2043
- 01:50:59,738 --> 01:51:01,239
- You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
- 2044
- 01:51:02,866 --> 01:51:06,619
- It's a pity.
- I was so close to having her perfect.
- 2045
- 01:51:09,414 --> 01:51:11,750
- Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait!
- Slow down! Slow down!
- 2046
- 01:51:11,916 --> 01:51:14,210
- You're right. I don't deserve her.
- 2047
- 01:51:15,587 --> 01:51:17,505
- Here's where you're wrong.
- 2048
- 01:51:17,589 --> 01:51:18,798
- She was already perfect.
- 2049
- 01:51:24,512 --> 01:51:26,514
- -(STRAINING)
- -(MECHANICAL CLANKING)
- 2050
- 01:51:26,598 --> 01:51:28,183
- Jarvis,
- 2051
- 01:51:29,267 --> 01:51:30,769
- do me a favour and blow Mark 42.
- 2052
- 01:51:31,186 --> 01:51:32,270
- No...
- 2053
- 01:51:40,028 --> 01:51:41,488
- (SCREAMING)
- 2054
- 01:51:42,197 --> 01:51:43,448
- (GRUNTING)
- 2055
- 01:51:56,753 --> 01:51:58,004
- (GROANS)
- 2056
- 01:52:00,632 --> 01:52:02,008
- (GRUNTS)
- 2057
- 01:52:28,451 --> 01:52:29,702
- (SCOFFS)
- 2058
- 01:52:29,869 --> 01:52:31,413
- (METAL CREAKING)
- 2059
- 01:52:32,997 --> 01:52:34,290
- (GROANING)
- 2060
- 01:52:46,219 --> 01:52:48,304
- No more false faces.
- 2061
- 01:52:49,180 --> 01:52:50,974
- You said you wanted the Mandarin.
- 2062
- 01:52:52,142 --> 01:52:54,853
- You're looking right at him.
- 2063
- 01:52:55,186 --> 01:52:58,189
- It was always me, Tony.
- Right from the start.
- 2064
- 01:52:58,690 --> 01:53:00,358
- I am the Mandarin!
- 2065
- 01:53:03,611 --> 01:53:05,655
- (BREATHING HARD)
- 2066
- 01:53:11,786 --> 01:53:13,037
- I got nothing.
- 2067
- 01:53:15,540 --> 01:53:17,167
- (GRUNTING)
- 2068
- 01:53:19,878 --> 01:53:22,630
- Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock
- is not a target, disengage!
- 2069
- 01:53:24,424 --> 01:53:25,592
- (REPULSOR POWERING UP)
- 2070
- 01:53:29,345 --> 01:53:30,346
- (GROWLS)
- 2071
- 01:53:30,889 --> 01:53:32,807
- What?
- Oh, what, are you mad at me?
- 2072
- 01:53:34,225 --> 01:53:35,560
- (GRUNTING)
- 2073
- 01:53:42,025 --> 01:53:43,359
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 2074
- 01:53:44,068 --> 01:53:45,069
- Whoo!
- 2075
- 01:53:56,247 --> 01:53:58,791
- (PANTING)
- 2076
- 01:53:58,917 --> 01:54:00,126
- TONY: Honey?
- 2077
- 01:54:04,380 --> 01:54:06,049
- Oh, my God.
- 2078
- 01:54:07,592 --> 01:54:09,802
- That was really violent.
- 2079
- 01:54:10,803 --> 01:54:12,805
- You just scared the devil out of me.
- I thought you were...
- 2080
- 01:54:12,972 --> 01:54:15,016
- I was dead.
- Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
- 2081
- 01:54:18,478 --> 01:54:20,146
- Who's the hot mess now?
- 2082
- 01:54:20,313 --> 01:54:22,398
- It's still debatable.
- 2083
- 01:54:22,941 --> 01:54:24,234
- Probably tipping your way a little bit.
- 2084
- 01:54:24,317 --> 01:54:26,361
- Why don't you dress
- like this at home? Hmm?
- 2085
- 01:54:26,444 --> 01:54:28,363
- Sport bra. The whole deal.
- 2086
- 01:54:28,446 --> 01:54:31,658
- You know, I think I understand
- why you don't want to give up the suits.
- 2087
- 01:54:31,824 --> 01:54:34,369
- What am I going to complain
- about now?
- 2088
- 01:54:35,203 --> 01:54:36,829
- Well, it's me.
- 2089
- 01:54:37,622 --> 01:54:38,665
- You'll think of something.
- 2090
- 01:54:40,250 --> 01:54:41,626
- - No, don't touch me.
- - Don't worry about it.
- 2091
- 01:54:41,709 --> 01:54:43,628
- - No, I'm gonna burn you.
- - No, you're not.
- 2092
- 01:54:44,671 --> 01:54:45,672
- Not hot.
- 2093
- 01:54:47,090 --> 01:54:48,758
- Am I gonna be okay?
- 2094
- 01:54:48,841 --> 01:54:49,842
- No.
- 2095
- 01:54:49,926 --> 01:54:52,637
- You're in a relationship with me.
- Everything will never be okay.
- 2096
- 01:54:52,929 --> 01:54:54,764
- But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
- 2097
- 01:54:55,014 --> 01:54:56,724
- I almost had this 20 years ago
- when I was drunk.
- 2098
- 01:54:56,808 --> 01:54:59,936
- I think I can get you better.
- 2099
- 01:55:00,562 --> 01:55:03,064
- That's what I do. I fix stuff.
- 2100
- 01:55:03,147 --> 01:55:05,441
- And all your distractions?
- 2101
- 01:55:05,984 --> 01:55:08,069
- Uh... I'm going to shave them down
- a little bit.
- 2102
- 01:55:08,319 --> 01:55:10,697
- Jarvis. Hey.
- 2103
- 01:55:10,780 --> 01:55:14,075
- JARVIS: All wrapped up here, sir.
- Will there be anything else?
- 2104
- 01:55:14,325 --> 01:55:16,286
- You know what to do.
- 2105
- 01:55:16,369 --> 01:55:19,122
- The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
- 2106
- 01:55:19,205 --> 01:55:22,375
- Screw it, it's Christmas.
- Yes, yes.
- 2107
- 01:55:54,657 --> 01:55:56,159
- (KISSES)
- 2108
- 01:55:58,661 --> 01:55:59,954
- Okay, so far?
- Do you like it?
- 2109
- 01:56:00,038 --> 01:56:01,080
- (SIGHS)
- 2110
- 01:56:02,540 --> 01:56:03,541
- It'll do.
- 2111
- 01:56:12,634 --> 01:56:15,303
- TONY: And so,
- as Christmas morning began,
- 2112
- 01:56:15,386 --> 01:56:18,097
- my journey had reached its end.
- 2113
- 01:56:21,517 --> 01:56:23,519
- You start with something pure,
- 2114
- 01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:28,775
- something exciting.
- Then, come the mistakes.
- 2115
- 01:56:29,901 --> 01:56:31,569
- The compromises.
- 2116
- 01:56:38,117 --> 01:56:40,828
- - We create our own demons.
- -(REPORTERS CALLING)
- 2117
- 01:56:41,537 --> 01:56:43,581
- - Oh!
- -(ALL CLAMOURING)
- 2118
- 01:56:46,084 --> 01:56:48,252
- Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!
- 2119
- 01:56:49,796 --> 01:56:53,508
- TONY: As promised, I got Pepper
- sorted out. It took some tinkering.
- 2120
- 01:56:53,591 --> 01:56:57,387
- But then I thought to myself,
- "Why stop there?"
- 2121
- 01:57:01,224 --> 01:57:04,560
- Of course, there are people who
- say progress is dangerous,
- 2122
- 01:57:04,644 --> 01:57:08,147
- but I'll bet none of those idiots ever
- had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
- 2123
- 01:57:08,564 --> 01:57:11,609
- And now, neither will I.
- 2124
- 01:57:12,402 --> 01:57:14,278
- - Let me tell you...
- -(METAL CLINKING)
- 2125
- 01:57:14,362 --> 01:57:16,531
- ...that was the best sleep
- I'd had in years.
- 2126
- 01:57:32,797 --> 01:57:34,298
- (GASPING)
- 2127
- 01:57:34,924 --> 01:57:36,259
- (COUGHING)
- 2128
- 01:57:37,427 --> 01:57:39,387
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 2129
- 01:57:39,470 --> 01:57:40,513
- It's okay.
- 2130
- 01:57:40,596 --> 01:57:41,597
- (WEAKLY) No, look.
- 2131
- 01:57:45,101 --> 01:57:46,144
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- 2132
- 01:58:23,598 --> 01:58:25,266
- (LAUGHS)
- 2133
- 01:58:58,883 --> 01:59:02,929
- TONY: So, if I were to wrap this up,
- tie it with a bow, or whatever...
- 2134
- 01:59:03,012 --> 01:59:07,308
- I guess I'd say my armour,
- it was never a distraction,
- 2135
- 01:59:07,391 --> 01:59:09,477
- or a hobby.
- 2136
- 01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:11,562
- It was a cocoon.
- 2137
- 01:59:12,772 --> 01:59:14,565
- And now,
- 2138
- 01:59:15,525 --> 01:59:17,819
- I'm a changed man.
- 2139
- 01:59:26,744 --> 01:59:30,414
- You can take away my house,
- all my tricks and toys.
- 2140
- 01:59:31,415 --> 01:59:34,252
- One thing you can't take away...
- 2141
- 01:59:36,796 --> 01:59:38,589
- I am Iron Man.
- 2142
- 01:59:38,965 --> 01:59:41,175
- (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2143
- 02:02:29,385 --> 02:02:31,137
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2144
- 02:09:04,405 --> 02:09:06,740
- TONY: You know, and thank you
- by the way. For listening.
- 2145
- 02:09:06,824 --> 02:09:09,284
- Plus, something about just getting it off
- my chest,
- 2146
- 02:09:09,368 --> 02:09:12,913
- and putting it out there in the
- atmosphere, instead of holding this in...
- 2147
- 02:09:12,996 --> 02:09:15,707
- I mean, this is what gets people sick,
- you know.
- 2148
- 02:09:15,791 --> 02:09:18,836
- Wow, I had no idea
- you were such a good listener.
- 2149
- 02:09:18,919 --> 02:09:21,422
- To be able to share
- all my intimate thoughts
- 2150
- 02:09:21,505 --> 02:09:22,631
- and my experiences with someone,
- 2151
- 02:09:22,714 --> 02:09:25,259
- it just cuts the weight of it in half.
- 2152
- 02:09:25,342 --> 02:09:26,718
- You know, it's like a snake
- swallowing its own tail.
- 2153
- 02:09:26,802 --> 02:09:28,595
- Everything comes full circle.
- 2154
- 02:09:28,679 --> 02:09:30,097
- -(GASPS)
- - And the fact that you've been able to
- 2155
- 02:09:30,180 --> 02:09:32,057
- -help me process...
- -(CLEARS THROAT)
- 2156
- 02:09:34,601 --> 02:09:36,061
- - Are you with me?
- - Sorry... I was, yeah.
- 2157
- 02:09:36,145 --> 02:09:37,229
- We were at, uh...
- 2158
- 02:09:37,438 --> 02:09:38,647
- Are you actively napping?
- 2159
- 02:09:38,772 --> 02:09:41,024
- (STAMMERING)
- I was... I... I drifted.
- 2160
- 02:09:41,525 --> 02:09:42,693
- Where did I lose you?
- 2161
- 02:09:44,695 --> 02:09:46,363
- Elevator in Switzerland.
- 2162
- 02:09:47,990 --> 02:09:49,408
- So, you heard none of it.
- 2163
- 02:09:49,741 --> 02:09:52,703
- I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
- 2164
- 02:09:53,328 --> 02:09:54,621
- I'm not a therapist.
- 2165
- 02:09:54,788 --> 02:09:56,665
- - It's not my training.
- - So?
- 2166
- 02:09:56,790 --> 02:09:58,417
- - I don't have the...
- - What? The time?
- 2167
- 02:09:58,500 --> 02:09:59,751
- Temperament.
- 2168
- 02:10:00,043 --> 02:10:01,545
- You know what?
- Now that I think about it...
- 2169
- 02:10:01,628 --> 02:10:03,005
- Oh! God, my original wound.
- 2170
- 02:10:03,255 --> 02:10:05,424
- -1983, all right?
- - Yes.
- 2171
- 02:10:05,507 --> 02:10:08,218
- I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny.
- That was weird.
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