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  1. [3/9/15, 7:16:01 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  2. uhhh dude, what happened? WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS, I’M WORRIED? DO YOU NEED SOME CHOCOLATE? I’M GONNA GO PICK YOU UP SOME CHOCOLATE AFTER I GET OFF WORK
  3. - Thad
  4. [3/9/15, 8:05:53 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD BAHAHA THAD NO!....LMAO]
  5. [3/9/15, 8:07:04 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  6. I said something stupid at the hospital with Steph. She got really mad and started ripping her tubes and stuff out. Ash was there and she was making the goo goo eyes at him the whole time. Could have been the medications she was on...but I don't know. It was super awkward.
  7. -Eli
  8. [3/9/15, 8:07:41 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  9. This was like 3 days ago though. I haven't tried to contact her or anything since.
  10. -Eli
  11. [3/9/15, 8:08:53 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  12. First off, what did you say? I need this vital information. Second, fuck Ash. Third, I bought you chocolate.
  13. - Thad
  14. [3/9/15, 8:09:09 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((THADDEUS LMAO))
  15. [3/9/15, 8:09:57 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  16. Dude...really? Don't get me chocolate...again. That's something you do for girls, not guys. You are gonna make me look like a sissy.
  17. -Eli.
  18. [3/9/15, 8:11:37 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  19. I don't even remember. It started off with a comment about how Steph has beat Dean, Ash, and Me, and we were in the same room. I called her abusive, but It was supposed to be a joke, she took it super serious, and ripped off her oxygen tube, and I bailed. I just ran. I'm such an idiot.
  20. -Eli.
  21. [3/9/15, 8:12:39 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  22. Shut up, chocolate releases chemicals in your brain that makes you feel better. That’s why I give it to people. It’s science dude. Anyways, don’t worry. People mess up their words all the time. Just talk to her about it, prolonging the awkwardness solves nothing. And I’ll take care of Ash.
  23. - Thad
  24. [3/9/15, 8:12:57 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [It's science dude....-facepalm- This guy...XD]
  25. [3/9/15, 8:13:24 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  26. You'll take care of Ash, or you will "take care of Ash". O.o
  27. [3/9/15, 8:13:26 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((WELL IT IS! XD))
  28. [3/9/15, 8:13:32 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [god dammit! stupid enter key]
  29. [3/9/15, 8:15:11 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  30. You'll take care of Ash, or you will "take care of Ash". O.o.
  31. Cause we live with this guy, I don't want to make things awkward at the house, because of a girl. That's not cool either. I'll talk to her, though I'm pretty sure my whole Gwen Stacy fantasy just went right down the toilet, the minute I ran away like a girl.
  32. -Eli
  33. [3/9/15, 8:16:11 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [And this fucker doesn't know that Andy kissed her THAT SAME NIGHT....TO "calm her down". And that she invited Andy over to her place last night and kissed him again.....He's gonna be so crushed]
  34. [3/9/15, 8:16:23 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  35. Don’t worry man, I got this. Also I don’t know the effing mob okay? I mean I will use my own means to get rid of our problem okay? Not hurt him or anything. That’s a bit obtuse. Everything is going to work out. I’ve got your back.
  36. - Thad
  37. [3/9/15, 8:16:26 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((OMGGGGG))
  38. [3/9/15, 8:16:29 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [How can he compare to Angsty Ballsack? XD]
  39. [3/9/15, 8:17:55 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((Poor Eli D:))
  40. [3/9/15, 8:19:29 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  41. You're awesome. I'll see if I can fix things with Steph. There's got to be something outside of wearing eye liner and getting a tattoo that I can do to show interest. But if you got the Ash problem, I can figure out Steph.
  42. -Eli
  43. [3/9/15, 8:20:14 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [Me and Steph decided last night that he needs his Summer....soooo bad...XD]
  44. [3/9/15, 8:22:20 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  45. I got it, I promise. And don’t change who you are for somebody else okay dude, you’re great the way you are. Besides Ash is a total poser. Look at him. Where does he go to get his stuff? The fucking Batman store? Have you seen his goddamn abomination of a room?
  46. - Thad
  47. [3/9/15, 8:22:27 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((He does D: ))
  48. [3/9/15, 8:24:33 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  49. Don't even talk to me about that eyesore. It makes me sick to even see it in the house, and makes me feel like our home is now a declared warzone. Have you seen the way this guy flips his hair? I think he's a robot controlled by females. He can't e a real person, no man can be that....pretty and still have girls like him. What is wrong with the world Thad?
  50. -Eli.
  51. [3/9/15, 8:25:07 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [GUH NOTHING IS WRONG ELI....SHUT UP]
  52. [3/9/15, 8:26:47 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  53. Him, guys like him. I hate that stuff. I hope he isn’t home tonight because I’m brewing up a plan betwixt my temples. I assure you.
  54. - Thad
  55. ((ahahahAHAHAHAH ALL THIS CONVO IS NOW IS “IM A FUCKING HATER”- THADDEUS “ME TOO” -ELI))
  56. [3/9/15, 8:28:03 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  57. Brew Away Master Planner. If I continue to brew, I will turn into a villan. And we both know how that will always end. So he must become the villan.
  58. -Eli
  59. [3/9/15, 8:28:13 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD I'm dying....We have to show this to Pey and Steph later XD
  60. [3/9/15, 8:28:15 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: *]
  61. [3/9/15, 8:32:17 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  62. True true. He thinks he’s edgy or some shit. You’re great Eli, keep doing you bro. And if Ash thinks he can swoop in with his fucking blue eyes and hypnotize women with his crappy drawn on batman logos on his skin he’s got another thing coming, it’s called a reality check! Delivered by T.J. Wright, POW POW. If anything, he’s always been the villain.
  63. - Thad
  64. [3/9/15, 8:32:29 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((This is hilarious, we have to show them lol.))
  65. [3/9/15, 8:33:44 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [...."it’s called a reality check! Delivered by T.J. Wright, POW POW." Dead...Just dead...XD]
  66. [3/9/15, 8:34:14 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((AHAHHAHA I KNOW LMAO))
  67. [3/9/15, 8:35:56 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  68. I had hopes that he would be a cool guy, but then he came in with his Batman stuff and his bad boy attitude and disrupted the balance. Thad. Do skinny jeans give you a complex after a while? Maybe he's just had his pants on too tight for too long, and that's what turns you into some edgy girl stealing villan.
  69. -Eli
  70. [3/9/15, 8:39:04 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  71. Probably, that’s why I don’t wear my skinnies all the time. The circulation gets cut off probably and all of your frustrations are recycled into your actions causing you to be a Batman loving jackass. That’s something else that pisses me off, everyday I see Ash he’s wearing skinnies. Always. Always. Does his penis not exist anymore? Maybe he’s overcompensating because of his careless skinny jean usage?
  72. - Thad
  73. [3/9/15, 8:42:24 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [AHAHAHAHAHA I have to pee....XD]
  74. [3/9/15, 8:43:05 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  75. That's my only guess, but then again I don't spend a whole lot of time thinking about his penis. That's weird dude.
  76. -Eli
  77. [3/9/15, 8:43:05 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((GO PEE))
  78. [3/9/15, 8:44:24 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  79. I don’t think of his penis cause I like it or anything, I was just wondering because he has to have reasoning behind his jerkiness. Like how Loki is a jerk because of Thor or how much everybody likes Thor better.
  80. - Thad
  81. [3/9/15, 9:17:57 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  82. Okay...so this idea...Is very very good, and don't judge me, My sister made me watch it, but Mean Girls...When they cut out the boob part on the tanktops, What if we did that to his jeans? No..no...I only see this backfiring with the female ovaries in the school. I'm just going to leave the Ash plotting to you. I'll go back to operation Woo Gwen Stacy.
  83. - Eli
  84. [3/9/15, 9:27:52 PM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  85. Yeah dude, that wouldn’t work… Well I’m thinking about it. Maybe I can mix the idea with my idea. But you focus on your mission.
  86. - Thad
  87. [3/9/15, 9:47:31 PM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  88. Yep, Been drawing away, and I have my sister working on something special too for me.
  89. -Eli
  90. [3/10/15, 12:29:45 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  91. Dude...
  92. Ash and Bryan are here right now, smoking and drinking on the porch. Where are you?
  93. -Eli
  94. [3/10/15, 12:33:56 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': -Text-
  95. I’m coming ugh. I hate him so much.
  96. - Thad
  97. [3/10/15, 12:35:08 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -txt-
  98. It's cool dude, he's minding his own on the porch. Steph's jerk of a brother is here though.
  99. -Eli
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