BigBurd - Celestial Passions (unfinished)

>You are Anon, Human Dude Guy and general faggot.
>The other day, Celestia came onto you like a Gamma-Ray burst, and declared her love for you.
>While it is true that you and Celestia, and by extension Luna, grew quite close during your time here in Equestria, the whole thing still felt a little sudden.
>You returned the gesture. You always felt, something towards the Diarchs, but you were never certain exactly what that feeling was.
>A steamy poolside fuck got that sorted out very, very quickly.
>So, here you are, sitting in the kitchen of Celestia's summer home.
>The two of you are enjoying some sandwiches while watching TV.
>Celestia's wearing a loose t-shirt and some tight shorts, and you're chilling shirtless with some loose fitting khakis.
>Some cheesy reality show is on. A house with 6 people, each with clashing personalities.
>Pretty dull, but the fights are fun to watch.
>"You know, Starlight and Bastion would make a cute couple."
"I thought Starlight hated his guts?"
>"She does, but she'd still fuck him. I might be willing to bet she'd marry him. And it'd work."
"How does that make any sense whatsoever?"
>"Just a feeling."
>You give her a short hum, accepting the situation. You're about to speak up when there's a knock at the door.
>Celestia doesn't even get a chance to answer the door when it bursts open.
>"Hello, dear sister! I've brought the customary snacking material! I eagerly await movie nigh-"
>Luna, the Princess of the Night, looks right at you.

>She's still wildly attractive, but in a different way.
>"Oh, hello Anonymous. I didn't know you'd be here!"
>At first, she sounded dissapointed. But she quickly covered that up.
"Hey, Luna."
>Celestia chimes in on your behalf.
>"Good afternoon, Sister! I'm sorry, but I had totally forgotten about tonight! I was so busy..."
>She catches on that. She must not be willing to talk about your little "exchange".
>"...tanning, I had fallen asleep. When Anonymous..woke me, we simply came in here to relax..."
>It looks like Luna is buying it.
>"Oh, very well then Tia. Anonymous, care to join us for a movie?"
>Her voice perks up a bit.
"Hell yes!"
>Your enthusiasm breaks through uncontrolled, and you come off as a little overbearing.
>Luna grins widely, regardless.
>"Splendid!"
>Luna drops the bags she's holding and plants herself on the edge of the kitchen's bar.
>Her legs are slender and toned, and as she swings her legs in excitement, you can't help but stare.
>"What are we going to watch tonight, Tia?"
>"Hmm... good question. Perhaps Anonymous should decide?"
>You wish you had your DVD copy of Top Gun.
>But, you don't, so you'll just have to choose a genre.
>After a few moments thought, you present some choices.
"Either a comedy or a horror flick would be great."
>Luna looks at you inquisitively.
>"A little disparate, isn't it? Hmm. Oh, don't we have 'Route Seven'? You know, that psychological horror!"
>That sounds really good, actually.
>"That sounds really good, actually. Let's go with that!"
>Celestia chuckles softly, causing you to melt with warmth.
>"Okay, 'Route Seven' it is."

--4 Months Ago--
>"It looks like you've finally settled in, Anon!"
>Your home.
>Your new one, that is.
>A simple two bedroom, two bathroom home in Ponyville.
>Twilight stands beside you, grinning happily at your recent renovations.
"I can't believe I've been here for almost a year now. It's really starting to feel like a home."
>The cute, nerdy girl whom you've befriended over the past months gently hugs you, as if to grant reassurance.
>"I know you miss your own world, Anon, and I'm sorry we couldn't get you back. It's good to know you're doing alright."
"If it wasn't for the princesses, I'd probably be homeless right now."
>"They would never allow something like that to happen! They care for each and every single one of us, yourself included!"
"I know. That's why I like it here."
>Your tone gets a bit more somber and your smile fades.
"Back on Earth, the world was powered by greed. Kindess and generosity were all but dead."
"Those that did give willingly were often abused and taken advantage of, to the point where they'd fear being kind."
"My own government would do nothing to help me if I were homeless. I'd simply be the first to die if an insurrection rose up."
"But here? People are loving and wonderful. Sure, you have your issues."
"You've seen war, violence, your fair share of sins. But you never let go of your roots; The heart before the coin."
"I can truly be happy here. Money, power, these things simply don't matter. In the 9 months I've been here..."
"I've made more friends, TRUE friends, than I would ever in my entire life back there."
"This world is beautitul in so many ways."
>Your smile creeps back up.
"Honestly? I don't think I want to go back."

--Present Day--
>You are on the couch, watching Route Seven, an experimental psych horror.
>And holy tits, it's scary.
>The air is filled with so much tension it could stop a bullet.
>Celestia and Luna are hugging your arms tightly on either side, huddling up to you.
>It's cute, really.
>Also, Celestia's tits feel great on your bicep. It's like they belong there.
>"So, what you're saying is..."
>"Any vehicle that passes through Route Seven is altered somehow. The people that come back through simply aren't the same."
>"It doesn't sound so bad..."
>"That road recieves 250,000 cars a year, and it's been active for a decade now."
>"So...that means..?"
>"By now, the entire city has driven Route Seven. No one is who they appear to be, Sergeant."
>The movie's dialogue isn't much to write home about, but it's a good flick.
>It should be almost over, though.
>The police captain is briefing a sergeant on the situation.
>I bet the underling is going to-
>Nope, it was the captain. His eyes just blinked sideways, like a reptile.
>Celestia is shrieking rather loudly in your ear.
"Ow, my ears.."
>You squeak it under your breath, so as to not ruin their fun.
>And...now the Sergeant blinked the same way...weird.
>Holy FUCK they looked right at the camera. It made your heart jump a little.
>And a cut to black. Okay, pretty spoopy.
>The girls won't stop screaming, so you retreat under some couch cushions to protect what little undamaged ear you have left.