Any% w/ Flavio

Lord Crump
Mario: Jump x2
Superguard
Mario: Jump x2

Note: It's always faster to fail the action command for the 2nd jump.

Goombella joins your party
Break Contact Lens

Toad Bros. Bazaar
Order Contact Lens
Buy 5 Fright Masks
Buy 4 Fire Flowers

Hit the Save Block (If you don't, Goombella will explain saving to you. If you never save it is faster to have Goombella explain it)


Robbed by Bandit (Don't chase him to get the coins back, you make it up later)
Meet Frankly
Say "No" to the action command tutorial

Goomba Trio
Fright Mask

Get the Star Piece from behind the block
Get Pretty Lucky from invisible block (directly south of Puni hole)
Get Black Key and Plane Curse
Use HRG to get to the Petal Meadows pipe early


Collect Close Call on the 2nd screen
Go to Petalburg
Talk to Mayor Kroop
E-mail on the way to the gate (Don't check it yet, it is faster to do so later)


Get the Star Piece in first bush in the first area east of Petalburg
Get POW block in box
Bald Clefts
Mario: POW Block

Get POW Block from bush
Bristles
Mario: POW Block

Get Fire Flower from Block
Use the recover block to heal outside Shwonk Fortress
Super Fun Quirk Quiz 65 (1, 3, 4, 2, 3)
Get Moon Stone

Fuzzy Battle
Mario: Fire Flower

Get Sun Stone
Fuzzy Battle
Mario: Fire Flower

Gold Fuzzy Battle
Mario: Fire Flower
(Fuzzy horde appears)
Goombella: Headbonk x2 on Gold Fuzzy
Guard Fuzzy horde
Superguard Gold Fuzzy
Mario: Jump x2 on Gold Fuzzy
Goombella: Headbonk x2 on Gold Fuzzy

Get Multibounce from block
Go Back to Petal Meadows
Koops joins your party
Get Fire Flower from block
Go to Hooktail Castle


Get Power Bounce in first hall from block
Koops’ Dad letter (don’t read)

Red Bones Battle
Mario: Fire Flower
Koops: Fire Flower
Level up FP



Use “Lock Jump” and “Flip Skip” in the Yellow/Purple Block Puzzle
Get the Star Piece while doing Flip Skip
Go all the way to the right and get Black Key from chest
Get Paper Curse
Get Attack FX R

As you unspin from bars (pause menu will cut this animation short)
Equip Attack FX R
Equip Power Bounce
Check the e-mail


Backtrack to Red Bones room and get Castle Key
Go back to Save Block/Big Green block room and ride the block up to unlock the door
In Upper Hallway, hit first “!” block
Use Koops to hit 2nd “!” block

Note: You can jump to the window without hitting the second block. It saves 8 seconds. However, if you mess up and fall below, you waste about 30 seconds.

In big green block room, grab life shroom on the way up with Koops. (This is necessary)
Ms. Mowz Cutscene
Get Castle Key

Dry Bones
Mario: Run Away

Go through locked door
Get last Castle Key and go through big locked door

Boss: Hooktail
Mario: Power Bounce x9
Koops: Shell Toss
Guard Hooktail Fire
Mario: Power Bounce x8
Koops: Shell Toss
Hooktail Cutscene (Answer “Yes” for 1000 coins to take 5HP of damage)
Mario: Power Bounce x8
Koops: Shell Toss


Peach Segment
Enter shower area and leave immediately to open door (you don’t have to take a shower)
Visit TEC

Bowser Segment
Walk to the end of the hall

(Peach Email before bridge in Petal Meadows)
Get the Star Piece in the tree to the left of the pipe to Rogueport Sewers
Optional: Speed Swap to skip waiting for the last platform to move to the pipe

Go back to the Thousand-Year Door
Go into the sewers to the room with Dazzle
Get the Star Piece behind the pillar next to Dazzle
Buy Item Hog from Dazzle
Go to Boggly Woods


Go right for Shadow Sirens cutscene
Go to the Great Tree
Talk to Punio by the door
Talk to Punio again

Leave Great Tree for Flurrie cutscene
Go to Flurrie’s House
Get P-Down, D-Up P in the hidden block on the way to Flurrie’s
Raise Plane Panel

Talk to Flurrie
Leave Flurrie’s house for Shadow Sirens cutscene
Go back to the Shadow Sirens
Get Quake Hammer in the block on the way to the Shadow Sirens

Shadow Sirens
Mario: Jump x2 on Marilyn
Koops: Power Shell
Guard all attacks
Mario: Full Earth Tremor
Koops: Power Shell

Note: If you superguard both Vivian AND Marilyn, you can do 4 bars of Earth Tremor instead of the full 5.

Grab necklace
Go back to Flurrie’s House
Flurrie joins your party
Go back to Great Tree
(Email on screen with great tree)
Blow away secret entrance and enter Great Tree


X-Nauts
Mario: Fright Mask

Go to the top of the tree (where the cells are)
Enter storage room

X-Naut
Mario: Power Bounce x4

Get the Ultra Shroom
Get Red Key and unlock Elder
Get Power Punch on the way back to Tree Entrance
Get 10 Punies and Puni Orb
Use Puni Orb to make Pipe appear

X-Nauts
Mario: Fright Mask

Blow Punies across gap (unlock door while they are in bubbles)
10 Jabbi fight
Get Blue Key

Use Flurrie to stun Pider on the way back. You can also walk on the southernmost part of the screen, but the Punies may fall down, so stunning the Pider is safer.

Pick up Thunder Rage from the bush in the bubble room (leave the Punies here)
Go back to cells and release all Punies.
“Puni Glitch” down to the pipe below. It is luck if your count drops to 75 or 45 right away.
Go back to bubble room and blow the 91 Punies across


Puni Glitch down to the next pipe
Reveal Hidden block below Damage Dodge P with Koops (switch fast)

(If Damage Dodge P goes out the left side, grab it quickly and go into the next loading zone before the punies get scared. If it goes out the right side of the block, you’ll have to skip it. There’s a backup badge later on to collect.)


Note: You can hit the invisible block with your hammer, but you have to be in a very specific spot, and if you waste too much time setting up, the Pider will scare the Punies. Koops is recommended.


100 Jabbi fight
Cage Skip
Puni glitch to the pipe in the next room.
Use Koops to hit Blue switch in water room


Note: If you time it right, you can hit the switch at the same time you go down the pipe, which saves time on the pipe traversing cutscene. This is somewhat risky if you time it too early.

Note 2: It is luck-based, but you can use the Puni glitch across the platforms and go down the pipe, skipping the scene to lower the water. I don’t recommend this.

Go down pipe and place Puni orb in the next 2 spots to reveal Crystal Star Leave the punies in the pillar and start the first escape

X-Nauts
Mario: Fright Mask

During the first escape, go and grab the super boots
Get Charge with Koops on the way back
Return back to the escape room (via red door) and re-trigger the escape
Chase Crump back to tree entrance (leave Punies, you don’t need them)

X-Nauts
Mario: Jump x2
Koops: Fright Mask
Level up BP


Escape to front of tree

Boss: Magnus Von Grapple
Koops: Power Punch on Mario
Mario: Power Bounce x7
Superguard Magnus Attack
Koops: Shell Toss
Mario: Power Bounce x6
Magnus creates fists
Mario: Power Bounce x6
Koops: Shell Toss (if needed)

Note: you can get capped at 6 here, so if you miss the Superguard, the fists may attack you. Just be sure to do 30 damage as soon as possible.


Peach Segment
Visit TEC for dancing (just walk around the door until it opens)

Bowser Segment
Beat 1-1 (161 is best possible time, 160 if you get the meats)

(Peach Email outside Great Tree)
(If you didn’t get Damage Dodge P inside the tree, use Flurrie to get Happy Heart P by the stairs on the way to The Thousand-Year Door)
Go to The Thousand-Year Door

Howz of Badges
Sell all of your badges except for Charge, Item Hog, Power Bounce, and Multibounce
Buy Power Rush


Get the Ultra Hammer

Toad Bros Bazaar
Buy Contact Lens (Mushroom from 10 Shop Points)


Charlieton
Buy Boo Sheet

Note: If Charlieton isn’t selling the Boo sheet, go to the Glitzville Blimp/Excess Express area to reset what he’s selling.

West Side Goods
Sell Ultra Shroom
Buy Dried Shroom
Buy Dizzy Dial

Answer anything for first question, “Yellow” for second (3rd option)
Talk to Don Pianta

West Side Goods
Store 1 Dizzy Dial, 1 Mushroom, 1 Dried Shroom

On your way to the harbor, check to see if Charlieton has the Boo Sheet if you didn’t get it 1st try.
Go to Rougeport Harbor and talk to Francesca
Give Lumpy 300 coins

Toad Bros Bazaar
Buy 6 Fright Masks (1 is an extra)

Go Back to Don Pianta and get Blimp Ticket
(Email on the way to the sewers)
Enter the vent into the sewers
Teleporter Room Early


Go 2 rooms to the right
Read the red note
Go right to Grodus’ office and get a card key
Go into the far left room and get the card key
Go in the first teleporter on the left and go to Sublevel 1


Go right and enter access code (014029)
Super Fun Quirk Quiz 66 (3, 4, 2, 3, 1)

Get Elevator Key
Go to Sublevel 2
Take the teleporter back to Rogueport Sewers (First door to the right of the elevator)


Go to Glitzville
Inventory should currently be:
6 Fright Masks
(Boo Sheet if you got it)
1 Thunder Rage
1 Life Shroom
1 Fire Flower


Take the Blimp back to Rogueport (This is necessary)
Go back to Glitzville
Move backwards against the Minor League door to be able to open it

Note: If you get “Use at least 1 special move” you should almost always fail an earth tremor, as it is the fastest thing to do.

Note 2: Jumping while waiting for the guards delays him from entering the room. Try to avoid doing any actions during this time aside from equipping badges/changing partners.

Note 3: For all of the Minor League, you can only get a maximum of 12 extra Star Points. It also saves a lot of time time later on to level up right after defeating the Hand-It-Overs.

4 Text Boxes to each condition

Sleep in the bed and swap to Koops after setting up the match with the Goomba Bros
#19 Goomba Bros (5 Goombas)
Standard: Koops: Power Shell
Don't Attack With Partners: Multibounce
Don't Use FP: Earth Tremor

#18 KP Koopas (2 KP Koopas, 1 KP Paratroopa)
Standard: Koops: Fright Mask, Mario: Jump (if 1 koopa doesn’t run)
No Items: Jumps + Shell Tosses

#17 Pokey Triplets (3 Pokeys)
Standard: Fright Mask
No Items: Ultra Hammer spin

#16 Dead Bones (3 Dull Bones)
Standard: Power Shell
Don't Attack With Partners: Multibounce
Dont Use FP: Hammer + Shell Toss

#15 Spike Storm (2 Spinies and 1 Lakitu)
Standard: Koops: Fright Mask, Mario: Spin Jump (if lakitu doesn’t run)
No Items: Earth Tremor

#14 Mind Bogglers (1 Pale Piranha, 1 Dark Puff, 1 Pider)
Standard: Fright Mask, full Hammer (If Piranha doesn't run)
No Items: Hammer/Jumps + Shell Tosses

(Sleep in the bed if you don't get "Don't use items" and have less than 4 FP)

#13 Punk Rocks (3 Hyper Bald Clefts)
Standard: Thunder Rage
No Items: Ultra Hammer spin

#12 Bomb Squad
Standard: Fire Flower
No Items: Multibounce + Power Shell

#11 Hand-It-Overs (2 Red Bandits, 2 Green Bandits)
(You want to leave this fight with no more than 7 Star Points)
Standard: Koops: Fright Mask, Mario: Power Bounce (if 1 Bandit doesn’t run)
No Items: Gale Force, Power Bounce if one is left

(If they run into you, the Red Bandits can steal 5 coins each, and the Green Bandits can steal 10 coins each)
You may level up here. If you do, level up BP

#10 Armored Harriers
Mario: Run Away

Yoshi hatches and joins your party
Sleep in the bed if < 4 FP

Go to the shop before leaving Glitzville
If you leveled up in the Minor League:
If you have more than 1 extra item, then you should store them until you only have 1 extra item. (Fright Masks, Thunder Rage, Fire Flower)
Buy Power Punch
Buy 3 Point Swaps (Buy an extra one if you didn't have any extra items from before)
Get Ice Storm from 20 shop points

If you did not level up in the Minor League:
If you have more than 1 extra item, then you should store them until you only have 1 extra item. (Fright Masks, Thunder Rage, Fire Flower)
Buy 3 Point Swaps
Buy 2 Power Punches
Get Ice Storm from 20 shop points

(You should be leaving this shop with exactly 8 items, or 7 if you didn't get the Boo Sheet yet.)
Leave Glitzville


If you didn't get the Boo Sheet from Charlieton, check for it now.
Go to the Trouble Center (pay Gus)
Take on Frankie’s trouble (4th from bottom)
Go to Rogueport Square
Get 999 coins from Lumpy
Talk to Frankie about the trouble

If you didn't get the Boo Sheet from Charlieton, go to the blimp area to reset his inventory and then check for it again.
Pay Gus and use Yoshi to get to the Wedding Ring
Give Frankie the wedding ring to get the gold card
Go to Pianta Parlor and buy exactly 204 piantas
Buy 6 Power Rushes from the Pianta Parlor (3rd from bottom)

If you still don't have the Boo Sheet, then you must keep reloading his inventory and checking until you have it.
While going into Paper Mode above the vent:
Equip 3 Power Rushes (Or 6 if you leveled up in Chapter 3)

Go into the vent and into the pipe to the Fahr Outpost area
Get Double Dip P from the hidden block on the screen with the pipe

Go to Keelhaul
Thunder Rage
Bobbery Early

Embers
Mario: Ultra Hammer Spin
Yoshi: Thunder Rage

Get a Coconut
Do the stuff to get Flavio

Go back to the sewers and through the teleporter


Go to the right elevator and go to Sublevel 3
Go left to the third electric tile room and get card key

Note: You can use Yoshi to make the tiles move quickly. Just hop on yoshi, run on the tiles, and hop off. It helps to know the pattern of the room so you stay on the lit panels.

Go right and use the 3 card keys
Get first struck by the X-Naut PhD to do Conveyor Belt Skip

(You will want to try to Guard/Superguard the attack. For the Magnus 2.0 fight, you will want to have either 10 HP, 7 HP, or 6 HP. If you need to heal, you can either use the Heal Block by the Yux, or do Sort Glitch to heal with the Life Shroom.)

Navigate the room and hit the stairs switch
Hover with Yoshi to get the card key
Hit the heart block
Use Card key to enter the final room

Boss: Magnus Von Grapple 2.0
(Magnus's attacks do 6 damage unguarded)

If you have 10 HP and you only have 3 Power Rushes equipped:
Mario: Full Hammer
Yoshi: Swap to Koops
(Guarding Magnus's attack is probably faster)
Koops: Power Punch on Mario
Mario: Power Bounce x6
Magnus summons drills
Koops: Swap to Yoshi
Mario: Power Bounce x6

If you have 10 HP and you have 6 Power Rushes equipped:
Mario: Swap to Flurrie
Flurrie: Swap to Koops
(Guarding Magnus's attack is probably faster)
Mario: Power Bounce x4
Koops: Swap to Yoshi
Magnus summons drills
Mario: Power Bounce x3


Bowser Segment
Go into Poshley Sanctum

Intermission
Go to Sublevel 4 and talk to TEC
Head to sublevel 2 and go 2 rooms to the left
Leave the X-Naut Fortress via teleport
(Email near loading zone)
Open The Thousand-Year Door



Run past swoopulas on first staircase
Get the Shooting Star from the yellow block
Avoid Bombshell Bills by running between them with Yoshi
Go through Spike Room
Get the Boo Sheet in the Fire Bar room
First Strike the Phantom Ember with Koops and use the invincibility frames to get past the last fire bars
Make sure you enter the Dark Bones fight with Mario at least 5 HP

Before the Dark Bones fight
Equip Multibounce
Unequip Power Bounce
Equip all of your Power Rushes (Should be 7 total)
Swap to Yoshi

Dark Bones
Mario: Multibounce
Yoshi: Shooting Star
Level up BP

Get Palace Key
Get the Ultra Shroom from the yellow block
Run between Bombshell Bills

Bombshell Bill Blasters
Mario: Run Away

Run between second Bombshell Bills

Bombshell Bill Blasters
Mario: Run Away

Endless Room
Down - Down - Up - Up - Down - Up - Down
Go right to the room before Gloomtail

Equip Item Hog
Palace Skip (You can use the Ultra Shroom for this. Do not use the Life Shroom.)

Hit red “!” switch and use Yoshi to get to the Palace Key
Get First Struck by the Chain Chomp after getting the Palace Key if you have more than 5 HP (The Chain Chomp does 6 damage unguarded)

Multibounce the Chomp and Dark Wizzerd (BP)

(If you don't have a Life Shroom, you will need to use Yoshi to hover to the platform with the Life Shroom on it.)

Fall down and use the spring to get back up to the Plane Panel
Fly across the room and unlock the door


Before Grodus:
Unequip Item Hog
Equip Power Bounce

Boss: Grodus
Mario: Ice Storm
Yoshi: Swap to Flurrie
Mario: Power Bounce x5

Boss: Bowser / Kammy Koopa
Flurrie: Power Punch on Mario
Mario: Power Bounce Bowser x5
Guard Kammy's attack if she targets Mario

If Mario has 5 HP or less:
Flurrie: Swap to Yoshi
Mario: Power Bounce x3

If Mario is attacked, dies, and is now at 10 HP:
Flurrie: Point Swap on Mario
Mario: Power Bounce x4

Level up BP

After the fight:
Equip Double Dip P
Equip Charge

(If you have a Life Shroom left, you should use it on Mario or one of your partners excluding Koops. This will save time as it is likely that Koops will die in the fights, and it is faster to have him dead than to have him revived. You will also want to have a partner with more than 7 HP, so you could use it on one of them.)

Final Boss: Shadow Queen
Mario: Swap to Flurrie
Flurrie: Swap to any partner with more than 7 HP (Excluding Koops)

If the Shadow Queen attacked Mario:
Mario: Power Bounce x3
Partner: Swap to Koops

If the Shadow Queen didn't attack Mario:
Mario: Charge
Partner: Double Dip: Point Swap on Mario + Nothing (Press B to cancel the 2nd item and select the 1st answer for the textbox)
Shadow Queen powers up
Mario: Power Bounce x3
Partner: Swap to Koops

Phase 2 starts
Mario: Failed Jump
Koops: Boo Sheet on Mario
Mario: Failed Jump
(If Koops is still alive) Koops: Defend
Mario: Failed Jump
(If Koops is still alive) Koops: Defend

Crystal Stars Cutscene
Mario: Charge
Koops: Double Dip: Point Swap on Mario + Boo Sheet on Mario
Mario: Power Bounce x6 (x7 for safety in case she steals HP)
(If Koops is still alive) Koops: Swap to Yoshi
Mario: Power Bounce x5 (x6 for safety in case she steals HP)
If the Shadow Queen steals HP from your partners, then you will need to do an extra jump.

Aftermath
Credits Roll


Timing Ends as soon as you see “The End” on screen after the credits.